just don't buy LG appliances 🤢
#the-water-cooler
forest edge
subtle pasture
Pixel 3 is actually a downgrade from the V35...
dusky plank
just don't buy LG appliances 🤢
pretty much all oled tvs are LG panels
subtle pasture
Same SoC, smaller battery, less RAM, shittier camera, smaller screen, etc.
forest edge
just saying, it offers all those things
subtle pasture
Except it's worse in every way than my current phone. lol
subtle pasture
The V35 is still supported, and runs very-nearly stock Android because LG wanted to get updates out faster 🤷♀️
forest edge
well glad you got a future proof phone
subtle pasture
It'll last about as long as a Pixel 3. lol
forest edge
I doubt that lol
I still get all the latest as it comes out lol
before other manufactures to boot
subtle pasture
These phones were literally released the same year... lol...
May 2018 for the V35 and October 2018 for the Pixel 3
forest edge
yea but you know who owns one and who owns the other 😉
subtle pasture
No wonder they use the same SoC
subtle pasture
yea but you know who owns one and who owns the other 😉
I have no idea what this means
Oh, you're right, Google owns the other... fuck Google >_>
clear ferry
Samsung was definitely a downgrade
I'm going back to Huawei next time
Or maybe I'll go Xiaomi or pocophone
forest edge
I actually miss my galaxy s2 lol
deft pewter
I'm going back to Huawei next time
Oh, no. Chinese spais!
subtle pasture
Huawei and Redmi are basically non-options because they lack WiFi calling in the US
forest edge
norwegian backing the wrong company.. what a shock...
clear ferry
@subtle pasture yeah, only a us problem I guess, but the whole telecom situation there is bonkers 🤣
forest edge
Huawei is tarnished in the us lol
subtle pasture
<@209492654067548160> yeah, only a us problem I guess, but the whole telecom sit...
Carriers require you run their branded ROM in order to use WiFi calling, so yeah...
If they don't want to support a phone, they just... don't...
clear ferry
That would be illegal here
dusky plank
I have this apple phone... since more than 12 years
subtle pasture
@clear ferry The government chains them to a desk and forces them to release a ROM for every phone, ever?
deft pewter
I have this apple phone... since more than 12 years
That's the good thing about paperweights, they're good forever.
clear ferry
We just use the international ROM on everything
clever mortar
Something something standards something
subtle pasture
I'm pretty sure we have this situation because each carrier has their own patented standard, so there's no way for it to be integrated into a single ROM without the OEM paying for it
deft pewter
So why don't they just unify? Oh, right... money.
clear ferry
I have WiFi calling across Europe
subtle pasture
Good for you, lol
clear ferry
Guess I didn't have it when I was in the us then
subtle pasture
I still can't buy the Redmi phone I wanted because it'd be non-functional in my house, which is a massive 4G deadzone
forest edge
We just use the international ROM on everything
then your privacy laws don't mean jack lol
deft pewter
Standardisation doesn't mean lower privacy.
forest edge
depends on the rom
in most cases the only differences is the different bands being turned off but because of modern laws now those differences include various options/features being altered depending on country
in huawei's case it was about privacy issues
and the international versions didn't cut anything out lol
er should i say global
deft pewter
Privacy or 'privacy'? We all know the US and China aren't getting along well right now.
forest edge
these companies don't make "special" us versions just to screw with one country, what happens is a country finds something that goes against it's laws and that company has a choice between offering an altered os version or just not be sold in that country period
happens in eu all the time
infact for the last 2 years you read more about stuff violating eu law more than anywhere else
deft pewter
these companies don't make "special" us versions just to screw with one country
Who even suggested they do?
what happens is a country finds something that goes against it's laws and that company has a choice between offering an altered os version or just not be sold in that country period
So... the US sanctions against 'Chinese spyware'?
deft pewter
infact for the last 2 years you read more about stuff violating eu law more than...
Nope. Not been reading that 🤷♂️
deft pewter
Lol, this again? You're always bragging about how you don't need to know anything that happens outside of the US - now that a discussion involves knowing something about the EU, you suddenly claim to read international news 😂
clear ferry
We have TAA firmware for a lot of switches, the only difference with the international firmware is that it is compiled in the US
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
forest edge
bragging?
deft pewter
I was trying to put a positive spin on it so you can save face. If you'd rather I went with 'clueless', I'd be happy to oblige.
Anyway... this started out as a sensible discussion. I'm done.
glacial knot
We have TAA firmware for a lot of switches, the only difference with the interna...
by the usual engineers using a compile server from their usual desks?
clear ferry
dull chasm
Le roi est mort, longue vie au roi
forest edge
networking devices have always needed a us version for as long as I can remember
clear ferry
"needed"
dull chasm
translated from chinese version that was stole from japan
forest edge
just watched two chinese films on netflix yesterday. subtitles suck lol
dull chasm
very good foregn film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlkuKlG6-CU
forest edge
this push lately to try and get people to rewatch GoT is annoying
static schooner
as if the last season will be different this time
forest edge
I dunno how you can start rewatching it without the last season constantly being in your head
midnight adder
-
platform: template
sensors:
wake_time_1:
friendly_name: 'Wake Time 1'
value_template: "{{'{:02d}:{:02d}'.format(states('input_number.wakehour_1') | int, states('input_number.wakeminutes_1') | int) }}" -
platform: time_date
display_options:- 'time'
can anyone help me to fixx this yaml
green inlet
@midnight adder , read the channel topics. There is no support in this channel. Also, a simple google of yaml checker produces
As well as .format
velvet horizonBOT
midnight adder
it says valid yaml but home assistant says end of the stream or a document separator is expected at line 102, column 1:
- platform: template
^
green inlet
Still no support in here.
midnight adder
where is support sry
green inlet
Try #general-archived if you don’t want to read the channel topics
midnight adder
ok thx
subtle pasture
Woo, less than 100 kWh away from flipping my all-time net power consumption from the grid negative 🥳
forest edge
it's spring.. that will change shortly lol
subtle pasture
Heh, not really a problem here. Our solar production doesn't peak until July
Lol, we broke the graph for Monthly Hours of Sunshine
Of course, it can also get up to 111°F / 44°C in July... so that's a bit of a trade-off >_>
A/C will be earning its keep, for sure
forest edge
thats what I was referring to
last cedar
Very nice Leapo
fallow karma
😫 got to go to work again... No remote job for car mechanics
clear ferry
Reminds me, need to find someone to replace the starter of my father's Saab 9-5
fallow karma
I can
clear ferry
trolololololol
the cyber security training we have is quite "interesting"
"you take the train home, you know your competetive company has also been on the same train today, you find a usb key laying around, should you a) plug in the usb and see what is on it, b) leave the usb key"
deft pewter
Obviously it's c) take it home with you and plug it an airgapped machine.
clear ferry
or d) ship it in the mail to @clever mortar
deft pewter
Or even e) bribe the competitor
clever mortar
I'll collect anybody's random USB sticks...
clear ferry
Best usb stick story I ever will have
had a system... 10 years ago or so, in the middle of the schticks in Norway, in winter, had a flaw that only an engineering FW could fix
engineering refuses to send the file to the customer, needs a tech onsite, downloaded the file, drove 5hours in snowstorms to get there and install it in the evening
forgot the USB stick there
In theory I could probably just have sent it by mail courier there and done it remotely, but murica rules
like when our customer facing servers with our firmwares were down, and I had an offline sftp-server with all the stuff on it anyway, and shared that with a customer that needed the file for immediate remidation
US manager go
Customer satisfaction > stupid rules
crisp sapphire
@subtle pasture ppl start complaning about the heat at around ~15C (59F) here.
Its been pretty sunner here too.
subtle pasture
Heh, we keep the house at like 75F most days...
green inlet
59🤔. That’s freezing cold 🤣
subtle pasture
Yeah, I'd be bundled up at 59...
clever mortar
59F is a nice office temperature
crisp sapphire
Sweden's had pretty extreme weather as of late (expectedly). As the Golf ström becomes more and more unstable, temps start to sway.
our last 2 summers have seen temps in the 38 C region. Something unheard of just a few years ago. Winters are also colder (for now).
clear ferry
my office is currently 32.9c
crisp sapphire
59🤔. That’s freezing cold 🤣
Im not a native swede and have a very high tolerance for temp gradients. So yea, pretty cold imo. But the swedes suffer.
clear ferry
.c2f 33
velvet horizonBOT
velvet horizonBOT
green inlet
91 is a proper temp.
crisp sapphire
were expecting 40C summers and -40 C winters
green inlet
I can’t think of anything that 59 is good for 🤣
clever mortar
.c2f 11
velvet horizonBOT
crisp sapphire
well.. im expecting, based on the data. Everyone else seems to think it'll "return to normal"
.c2f -40
velvet horizonBOT
clever mortar
Well, yes, but which normal - the old one, or the new one 😛
clear ferry
-35 winters and +35 summers have been the norm here for the last 10+ years
crisp sapphire
Oh yea, forgot it aint linear
green inlet
50 degrees Fahrenheit here now also. Waiting for it to warm up to go for a run
crisp sapphire
-35 winters and +35 summers have been the norm here for the last 10+ years
It'll be a shitshow around here.
once it hits
clever mortar
50F is warm...
clear ferry
We do fine here 🤷
crisp sapphire
and it'll keep going until it gets so goddamn warm ppl have to migrate
clear ferry
to where ? the temperatures are the same in the northern most parts of scandinavia
you'll have to go to svalbard or sibir
crisp sapphire
and than that'll happen in all other regions. We see it first as our climate is a direct result of the GolfStröm
green inlet
My blood is apparently very thin 🤣
clear ferry
Swedes talking about the Golfström, ha, sorry, norwegians will take that for you
yoink
clever mortar
Eh, you can keep it 😛
crisp sapphire
just a small blimp in the grand scheme of things
The Amoc, now thats the important one
dusky plank
🥳
forest edge
91 is a proper temp.
sure, if you enjoy sweating all the damn time
compact sandal
Hello!
Can you please help me get on the right chat to discuss the subscription I have from nabu casa, via paypal?
velvet horizonBOT
clever mortar
☝️ says where to go if you're lost, but in this case you wanted #cloud-archived
Oh, and you posted there 5 minutes ago...
velvet horizonBOT
amber shard
you ever find a hidden control panel in your home? Lived here for eight years and I realized that this thing opens up..
deft pewter
You mean a programmable timer has a panel to program it? 😮
amber shard
I didn't know that it was a timer. :p
deft pewter
Not many people put tiny, unreadable clocks on their walls 😄
amber shard
It's hooked up to the exhaust fan in the adjacent bathroom, it turns out - and explains why I could only turn the fan off at the breaker
deft pewter
How have you been controlling your heating schedule until now?
amber shard
I was looking at occupancy sensors on sale when I remembered seeing that odd little panel in the other room and started wondering.. 😄
back of a closet that I've been using for storage, it's been hidden behind a large box the whole time
deft pewter
Fairly well hidden then
clear ferry
What in tarnation
low harness
I found in-floor heating after four years.
When the contractor put a saw through it and the breaker tripped.
clear ferry
What in tarnation
low harness
In my defense, the thermostat was in another room, and the on/off button was not working, so I just thought it was a lazy electician who put it there to cover a hole.
clever mortar
That's how the electricians found my gas and heating pipes...
Thankfully the gas pipe just got the paint taken off it. The heating pipe... not so much
hushed basalt
My aircon control panel only has 2 wires
I just had a look
Power and data over a pair, must be made for lazy electricians
clear ferry
clear ferry
When you are taking a course that is called "Advanced xyz" and it basically what you do every week
hushed basalt
I legit did not know this guy from LOTR was Karl Urban
clever mortar
late gate
Whats up with my luck and bad monitors?
rose moth
are there any good programs for hosting local cloud storage
aww and its an ultrawide too
late gate
yeah I got it today
you can see through the dark parts
so dunno if anything can be done
dusky plank
bad karma
late gate
this has to be warranty casae
clear ferry
you guys and your hardware
deft pewter
You dropped another one? 😄
Looks like the backlights are screwed. RMA it... it's a good monitor.
deft pewter
Yeah, the panel is probably okay, it's just the backlight that's 'off'.
late gate
any fixes? or better to just DOA it?
deft pewter
I wouldn't try to fix it. Get a replacement.
late gate
yeah, its proshop so they are not the fastest
clear ferry
never had issues with them
late gate
sent in the form
not had issues, but not always the fastest response
I mounted the arm, but the last part is so loose - strange it should handle a 20+kg monitor (the ball that goes into the vesa mount)
so its tipping downwards
late gate
I have enough monitors for quad :p
funny the old monitors never had issues, new monitors issues just looking at them
deft pewter
so its tipping downwards
That's the problem I had with the first arm I bought for this. It could hold the weight up off the desk but it wouldn't stop sagging.
late gate
how heavy is the monitor?
deft pewter
I had to really tighten up the joint for the tilt mechanism.
I angled it up maybe 5 degrees first, tightened the hell outta it, then attached the monitor.
late gate
it doesnt have anything to tighten it
deft pewter
😂
I'm using this one. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Invision-Monitor-Arm-Bracket-Adjustable/dp/B08B8X4KBV
I have a black desk, so it fits in nicely. The spare USB port on the side is a nice little bonus (that I'll never use)
deft pewter
Ball and socket joints... 🤢
This is all hinges and everything is adjustable.
You can still rotate the monitor... not that many people would want to with an ultrawide.
late gate
yeah, but the ball joint is so loose
deft pewter
Weld it 
deft pewter
🤏
clear ferry
I had a picture here somewhere
of those 3x24" ones
Found this classic
from when I moved down south
Found it
Speaking of @green inlet probably wants to see how much snow we had in my hometown
late gate
I bought my large monitor used I remember. A company who sold business mointors used
they were so expensive those large ones new
clear ferry
I got these from the radiology department at the hospital
they were changing 40 or so of them
I took 3
late gate
ah lucky
I always got free from my dad, who was CEO of the main office of Texaco in stavanger and could just take stuff
clear ferry
these were free also, I just happened to manage all of Tromsø's primary and secondary schools at the time
and no school wanted those monitors
they were too big
late gate
yeah inches seemed larger then :p
hushed basalt
I want a big ultrawide
late gate
think of a 32" CRT
hushed basalt
But they're too expensive
clear ferry
ultrawides are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
clear ferry
4k monitors are cheap now, the two I have now were $300 used total
late gate
I dont really care about 4k
clear ferry
it really helps when you are working with.... say 5 customers at once
late gate
true
but on sub 30" 4k gets too small text, then you have to zoom the text and could just use 1080
like a laptop
clear ferry
I can fit 4 of my ssh windows, and they are fully readable on one of my 4ks
if you can't read a standard font size terminal windows on a 4k monitor
you should get glasses
picture is taken at the same distance that I sit from the screen
late gate
ubuntu 🤢
late gate
for programming I still prefer mac
clear ferry
🤢
late gate
but home assistant wont build on the new mac yet
clear ferry
late gate
im on a mac now
mmmmmmm
the M1 one
its actually great, except I had to strip down HA to make it run in dev mode
fallow karma
ubuntu 🤢
I think Linux is very good OS. I use it all the time, with no trouble. In automotive wheel balancer on our workshop 😂 .
late gate
Im just kidding. I use windows, mac and linux
my best linux success story was with arch linux
I used it for years and never problems
lapis cipher
mixed use is the way to go, take the tool that fits best to the need and don't try to make tools to fit your needs..
And now that i've said that, HAOS is the best! Ok, see you -> 😄
deft pewter
don't try to make tools to fit your needs
But I'm a software engineer... 😮
cHAOS
I don't follow football but I love this statement:
Levy in club statement: "Jose is a true professional who showed enormous resilience during the pandemic. On a personal level I have enjoyed working with him and regret that things have not worked out as we both had envisaged. He will always be welcome here."
So the guy that fired Mourinho is saying that he's always welcome?
forest solstice
obligatory weekly ltt ha video comment
deft pewter
Or not
forest solstice
wrong link 1 sec
Even their minimum recommendation (TCL S535) is absolutely fucking stunning
bitter zinc
Oh wow ok thanks
I’m really just looking for thin bezels and color accuracy
Any specific brand on that list you’d recommend for that?
forest solstice
All the ones on that list should be pretty damn color accurate e.g. the TCL has 2.3 and can be calibrated to 1.28 dE. Most people can't tell the difference at a dE of 2
rtings.com has detailed breakdowns on TV models if you want to check different ones
bitter zinc
Ok I’ll try that. Thanks!
I think the S535 looks the best for my budget
The only thing I don’t like about TCL is their UI is so ugly
forest solstice
Yeah, it's not the best, but I really only use 1 app or input so I'm never in the menus myself to care
bitter pawn
I’m thinking of getting this tv, has anyone had one of these?
i think i got the 70" variant
the IR receiver is utter trash
so i havent messed with its "smart" Features
being able to use appletv on it is pretty cool though
i have a nvidia shield anyways so its meh
but the picture quality is decent
and HDR bloom is a cool thing to play around with it. ive noticed a difference with it.
so if you get it. definitely be prepared to get an external IR receiver
bitter zinc
being able to use appletv on it is pretty cool though
So you just connect an Apple TV to it and use it that way?
bitter zinc
Oh
late gate
@bitter zinc This one is better
bitter zinc
Oh dang is that the new version
late gate
yeah
bitter zinc
I want one
late gate
apple retro
static schooner
remember to turn it to channel 3
late gate
I dont know if people know the word "twelve o'clock flashers" - perfect for them
midnight adder
hello lads
late gate
ello
deft pewter
Don't forget to say hi to the ladies too.
midnight adder
hello lassies
does anyone use IOTStack and run hassio within that? I recall homeassistant splitting away from hassio
does homeassistant have more features/integrations than hassio?
deft pewter
Anyone using IoTStack should be euthanised for their own sake 😂
midnight adder
deft pewter
And Home Assistant didn't split from Hassio. Home Assistant is the (not so) new name for Hassio. If you're after help with running Home Assistant as a container, you'll want #449717345808547842. We don't do support in this channel, this is just for fun.
midnight adder
roger that!
so its a big fat NO for iotstack, got it
is it a huge mess, or what
lapis cipher
💩
clever mortar
rose moth
that is one of the best threads i have ever seen
clever mortar
I love that there's a good chunk of here's how you could legally go about it advice in there
rose moth
you bring ancient siege weapons into any conversation and it has my interest
the way the op worded that you know he wants one
clever mortar
Yup, trebuchet for the win though
glacial knot
crossbow is weird. My bow is easier. It's very tame in terms of weapon regulations
twilit pumice
@midnight addernah™#1129 is a scammer that is messaging me and won't leave me alone, they came from this erver
Or a bot, not sure
velvet horizonBOT
clever mortar
☝️
I'd bet a space snuck in
@twilit pumice We need a screenshot as mentioned in the channel topic
twilit pumice
twilit pumice
-_-
clever mortar
You can just block them if you don't want to talk to them
twilit pumice
Yeah but they're likely to message other people
deft pewter
Sure...
twilit pumice
Its unlikely they reported me on steam because we aren't friends on steam and the username isn't even related
deft pewter
When we get scammers/spammers here, they tend to come in waves.
twilit pumice
I've gotten enough messages from scammers on public discords and this looks like one
deft pewter
Ok. You've raised it, leave it with the mods. For now, just block them.
green inlet
Speaking of <@!467154431171887104> probably wants to see how much snow we had in...
Snow and cold are ok, if you can snow ski.....we just get cold and very little snow. I will take sand, sun, lakes, oceans, pools, and heat any day over cold and snow. I can travel 2 hours from my house and snow ski during the winter. Keep it 2 hours away 🤣🤣
bitter pawn
@last cedar tell me you have this...
late gate
Now I can finally contactless monitor the bed if anyone is sleeping :p Need to automate everything
deft pewter
Load sensors?
static schooner
late gate
jupp, that one
usually half price on them
but is good, gives all those sensors seen there
and work in double bed
deft pewter
How does it know? 🤔
late gate
magic
it measure them room with sonar, so it can measure if a person is breathing, rate of breath, movement etc
so if I die it can call 911
:p
deft pewter
There's no way I'd want an internet-connected device monitoring my sleep.
clever mortar
My FitBit already does
late gate
working on a non internet way. right now its calculated online, but the integration is local
clear ferry
My amazfit already does, but I'm not bringing my wife and kids into that 🤣
late gate
I thought non contact was best. got WAF of that since I just put it up
static schooner
Plus, you get a free onlyfans site
shy comet
mi band does it, and i pull that data into HA 🙂
nice to have teh watch detecting you fell asleep triggering automatoins
shy comet
if you want true local bed detection.....use load cells
late gate
but its the same thing. google wants to do sleep detection on their v2
shy comet
measure each half of the bed so you can tell who is in bed too
but i fyou have a dog that sleeps at hte end it probably wont work well lol
yea for money lol
they introudced a sleep API that runs on phones recently too
late gate
I use two, and set each for 1m so it dont accedently measure the other side
and since its using breath it knows its not the dogs
clever mortar
Not cheap, but ...
late gate
no
shy comet
detecting sleep is important so lights can turn off and alarm can turn on
teh absolute best way IMO is a band the person is wearing
that way it doesnt matter where they fall asleep
late gate
you can connect medical equipment on it in the hospital if you want to go crazy
clever mortar
If only FitBit's integration wasn't so damn slow to sync 😄
clear ferry
I should just lose 25kgs, then i can drop the CPAP 
shy comet
@clever mortar if you can find the intent in the app use the android app to forward it to HA...on my mi band its near instant
late gate
I should gain 25kg im on the most inner hole on my belt
clear ferry
We can switch
late gate
sure
late gate
that should do it
clear ferry
dusky plank
late gate
now is the big question. should I put the big boys pants on, and write tests so it can be part of ha or hide and use hacs?
deft pewter
Yes
late gate
yes to?
deft pewter
Your question
clear ferry
subtle pasture
What's fun is talking to young children who know what records are, but have never even handled a CD
vinyl is still going strong, where as CDs have mostly been replaces by streaming services
It's a bit wild that you're more likely to see a record player than a CD changer in an A/V stack in 2021, but here we are
static schooner
The marketing tactic of ‘CD quality sound’ doesn’t have the same kick anymore
forest edge
I mean if you consider not vanishing completely strong then sure
8 track held on for a good while too
last cedar
<@!300242410338910209> tell me you have this...
I clearly need to go shopping!
last cedar
Exactly
subtle pasture
I mean if you consider not vanishing completely strong then sure
vinyl sales grew by 29.2% year-over-year in 2019...
That's doing a bit better than "not vanishing" 😛
CD sales fell by 23.4%, and tape sales were basically limited to novelty items like The Guardians of the Galaxy's soundtrack
hushed basalt
Here's me listening to music on my phone speaker
dusky plank
hushed basalt
Lol 99.999% iot things are 2.4G
static schooner
Longer range and happy to not have them compete with my phone and laptop
sour escarp
one guy actually suggested running a deauth attack on them, what a tool
glacial knot
Lol 99.999% iot things are 2.4G
Which is why these days it’s dumb to have any devices that need throughput on there
BT doesn’t help either
For IoT devices it doesn’t matter if the band is essentially saturated
As long as the MAC still gets a chance to work. Though even that has a theoretical limit
Should have said IEEE802.11b/g/n 🤢 I guess
dusky plank
5ghz is still bad with big and thin walls... so you just place APs everywhere?
glacial knot
I have 3 rooms total
But yes, in my parents house we got an ap on every floor
shadow wren
Happy Doge Day
clear ferry
forest edge
That's doing a bit better than "not vanishing" 😛
I think there was an uptick in furby sales too at one point
subtle pasture
There are probably a couple reasons for that...
First, the source code for the original 1998 Furby leaked
Second, people like to make... these...
Google image search "Long Furby" for some nightmare fuel
subtle pasture
I have a copy of the complete source code. There's some wild stuff in there... and it totally explains why they start to sound like screeching hellspawn when their batteries run low
forest edge
@clear ferry want us to send you a couple thousand furby's?
clear ferry
forest edge
subtle pasture
There's no voltage regulator in a furby, so the motor will want to run faster on new batteries than on old ones... in fact, fresh AA batteries will over-spin the motor, but the software accounts for this
Every time it runs the motor, which has an encoder, it checks how fast it's running, and will speed up or slow down code execution to compensate
clear ferry
Would buy this organ @forest edge
subtle pasture
When the batteries start to run down, furby eventually becomes unable to compensate for the motor speed without audio playback artifacts
So you can blame the lack of a simple voltage regulator for furby's weird low battery behavior. lol
"Just fix it in software"
"Just fix... voltage regulation in software?"
"Yeah, you can do that, right?"
subtle pasture
Probably to save a few cents on each one. They were toys, after all
And the software does keep them operating normally across a wide range of voltages...
forest edge
no why would you even look that up?
subtle pasture
I have the source code. It's 279 page PDF. lol
forest edge
Would buy this organ <@!104768700069990400>
pretty sure that dude would sell it lol
did you collect furbies leapo?
I actually still have mine from when they first came out. been sitting on this wall shelf next to me for all these years. has a few inches of dust on it's fur but w/e lol
clear ferry
They made furbies in the 1920s ?
forest edge
nah I think they came out just a few decades before norway got electricity
lapis cipher
elegant 🙂
deft pewter
https://devrant.com/rants/4186069/dev-my-neighbours-have-so-many-fucking-iot-dev...
I was hoping that thread would start with one absolute douche whining about nothing and end with a bunch of reasonable people telling him to sod off.
I'm very disappointed now.
forest edge
ugh crypto miners are gonna jack up storage prices
deft pewter
Nooooo. Why?
forest edge
something with block chain storage. apparently it's already happening in china with those bastards buying everything up in mass
deft pewter
Ah. Yeah, the full blockchain for each currency is huge. I didn't think it was so big that they'd be out buying dedicated drives though.
quartz ether
Maybe I should take my 32TB OF SSD storage out of boxes then
Nope, leave it in the box but add a delivery note to send it to me
clear ferry
clear ferry
lapis cipher
you and your pi's with ssd's..
hearty depot
lapis cipher
goes unpowering...
clear ferry
dusky plank
awww
https://ssd-disclosure.com/ssd-advisory-overlayfs-pe/
seems ubuntu exclusive, debian & alpine is fine 👑
clear ferry
last cedar
Can anyone 3d print me a real raccoon?
deft pewter
This one 😍 https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3981955
last cedar
Ooooh
forest edge
i can, let me just grab one from outside and try and stuff it into the filament nozzle
last cedar
You can just post me it, instead
forest edge
ok but not sure what it's decayed state will be by the time the dead thing arrives
clear ferry
it will be in a superposition until observed anyway
so don't worry about it
@deft pewter only 6 hours to print, not bad
clear ferry
Soylent Green
clever mortar
Pizza crunch!
deft pewter
You Scots and your disgusting obsession with deep frying everything 🤢
clear ferry
The numbers in this novel was supprisingly accurate
7 billion by 1999
and 344 million in the us
forest edge
is that really what you watch?
clear ferry
It's hard to watch books, or atleast it gets quite boring over time
forest edge
soylent green was not a book
clear ferry
Oh, you are referring to older posts without stating it, sorry my mind powers are weak
forest edge
i got some old vhs tapes around here I can send you to give you something alittle more recent to watch
clear ferry
I thought Charlton was your inspiration
forest edge
think i even have some of the lord of the ring movies on vhs
clear ferry
deft pewter
There's only one version of Lord of the Rings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5jsKl3lbQ
forest edge
those non english versions sure are weird
deft pewter
Those parody books are really annoying. It's one thing to not like something, it's another altogether to go to such great lengths to mock someone else's work.
clear ferry
I actually found that one quite funny
hearty depot
seems ubuntu exclusive, debian & alpine is fine 👑
yep, but who the hell runs docker on alpine?
Its only canonicals implementation on overlayFS
more of an issue with the OS rather then the containers
dusky plank
I think Mike Yeager mentioned he runs Alpine 😄
slim ore
Wonder how many people run HA on docker in swarm mode 😄
clever mortar
https://analytics.home-assistant.io/ tells you how many run the current version in Docker (and have enabled analytics) - so take 0.001% of that 😛
clear ferry
probably more than should
slim ore
Lol, on my next setup I'm going to do that .... No more HA unavailability 😄
clear ferry
Your HA goes down ?
clever mortar
forest edge
<https://analytics.home-assistant.io/> tells you how many run the current versio...
os 4lyfe
clever mortar
Well, it is the method pushed as the default... what do you expect 😉
It's "easy" 😂
clear ferry
Easy != good
slim ore
LOL lazy bastards 😄
forest edge
wow the US is dark green now lol
clever mortar
And also not always actually easy... as shown by the broken systems in #330990055533576204 on a daily basis 😄
forest edge
472 in norway.. that means every norwegian runs HA? wow...
slim ore
LOL
deft pewter
Your numbers are off. That's each Norwegian running 10 copies.
slim ore
btw off-topic .. who knows a good way to do Multiroom Audio (with the best intergration in HA)
slim ore
Yeah but as in Hardware wise
clear ferry
The numbers just mean two things a) americans are lazy bastards that want the horrible appliance and b) the same americans uncritically upgrade to the latest versions faster than the rest of the world 😄
slim ore
RPi with piCorePlayer ?
deft pewter
If only we had a place for #hardware-archived...
But you want #integrations-archived, since you're interested in if they integrate.
deft pewter
Opinions on HA-related stuff can be found in HA-related channels 🤯
clear ferry
I'm atleast happy to see I haven't been forced to send in my analytics data after an upgrade
forest edge
The numbers just mean two things a) americans are lazy bastards that want the ho...
I mean if there was analytics for people who just buy crap that uses hubs and the cloud unfortunately the US would probably still be dark green lol
deft pewter
If you were just after general recommendations, ask here. The moment there's a link to HA, that's a support question.
slim ore
Well that was what I meant ... anyone running multiroom audio ?
My GF wants it and as we're moving in together soon .... I better come prepared 😄
forest edge
@slim ore try using the discord search on this channel. we got a few audio nerds who talk about thier setups here in off topic
deft pewter
There are massive threads about it on the forums too
clever mortar
Sonos will probably get the audiophiles going 
but works well IMO and sounds good enough for those that don't care about using directional network cables for improved electron flow...
forest edge
network cables? I thought the rel enthusiast used rabbit ears
tame sand
clever mortar
Symfonisk is Sonos, but at a budget, so it's an awesome choice
deft pewter
They don't look bad either for an IKEA product.
clever mortar
Yeah, I think when lockdown lifts and I can go into Ikea I'll be replacing the single Play:1 in my office with a pair of the Symfonisk bookshelf units
clear ferry
You cant do store pickups ? or delivery in the UK ?
clever mortar
I can now (they opened things up a little last weekend), but if I do in store I'll find some other things to buy too 😄
clear ferry
My wife keeps tabs on me when I'm in IKEA
clever mortar
I probably "need" some more Tradfri gear
clear ferry
clever mortar
Oh, yeah, we're the same, only we're all as bad... go in for one thing, come out with £200+ of stuff
deft pewter
That's me at garden centres...
Needed some grass seed, came back with seed, feed, shrubs, bulbs...
slim ore
Lol yeah, like me at a toko ... go there for Hotpot ingredients ... came back with a shitload more stuff than that can fit in my freezer/fridge 😄
deft pewter
You're keeping them in a job.
If no-one got things delivered, we wouldn't need mail services 🤷♂️
clear ferry
there is so little mail in Norway now, we moved to only mail every second day two years ago
I get no letters anymore, last time I got a letter was... probably in 2014
@forest edge will say letters are essential, like landlines
green inlet
We are so big on recycling in the US yet I get 3-5 pieces of junk mail every day. Imagine that nationwide.
clear ferry
We haven't gotten advertising in the mail for almost 10 years, nor newspapers
green inlet
Why you always take it to a sexual level
deft pewter
I just love fatties 🤷♂️
clear ferry
🤣
green inlet
So many ways to go with that.....and I am over here like 🍆
deft pewter
Just don't search for eggplant gifs
deft pewter
clear ferry
I love that I got a "shipping" confirmation for my new laptop
that apparently means that "factory has recieved your order"
please expect up to 16 weeks for delivery
I ALREADY WAITED 10
noble pivot
Hope its some very special laptop that take 6 months !!!
clear ferry
Well, it is supposed to be a Zbook G7 Fury, but by the time I get it it might be a G8
noble pivot
By the time you get it it might be so old you need an updated one 😉
noble pivot
Next email will say "please expect 26 weeks for manufacture".
dusky plank
this thing is ready to pick up around the corner for me, wth
clear ferry
exactly
Sending mail to customer saying "my password appears to have expired for your vpn service, can you reset it" --- "I've unlocked your account" ---- "still doesn't work, I'm getting denied and my account is locked again, can you reset the password and send it to me on sms?" ---- "I've unlocked your account again"
oh nice, the ESP32 wemos mini is pin compatible with the 8266
bit chonky though
deft pewter
bit chonky though
Like a certain Norwat
clear ferry
crisp sapphire
@clear ferry thicc solder connections
pseudo glen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QU2P1f93zQ <---- epic
clear ferry
lapis cipher
Happy times at home.. Coconut The Hamster left to the vet and pretty surely returns all dead. At least i didn't have to end the days this time
Have to say i'm really proud of my 11yr daughter that she contacted the vet herself and asked if the vet could have a look while very well knowing it'll be the last trip.
clear ferry
Hamsters decompose incredibly fast
lapis cipher
Dunno, haven't been digging our graveyard 😄
clear ferry
one of my hamsters died between me leaving for work (0800) and me coming back (1500) one day
and the smell
when I returned
oh lawd
have mercy
lapis cipher
😮
clear ferry
A friend of mine had a cat that died under her bed (she thought it had run away, but it had hid under the bed to die) and she didn't notice the smell for almost a week
safe to say, the cat was disposed of with a shovel
lapis cipher
We had RHD (rabbit hemorrhagic disease) going around here a year or two back, it was "fun" collecting dead city rabbits from all around. On the same go our pet rabbits died, some beast killed two and rhd took two more.. I think the previous hamster also died at the same time..
lusty hare
crisp sapphire
pulled a big brain retarded move & cut a pixel off'f my ws2812b strip, shorting 5.3V to the data line via the metallic sissors.
clear ferry
deft pewter
I had to cut a pixel off too after resoldering it so much that the first one no longer worked. At least I remembered to disconnect the power first 😂
crisp sapphire
Rgb strip didnt light up after that.
Pretty sure its the Wemos thats dead.
Evidence:
-
Ws2812b's use a 5V data line. Meaning you can short the power & data lines without worrying about magic smoke.
-
Some of the led's lit up while i was messing with the strip afterwards.
-
The wemos didnt manage to light up a dummy pixel that was cut off before power was applied to the strip
me me very sad. Gotta spend 6.5$ now
crisp sapphire
I had to cut a pixel off too after resoldering it so much that the first one no ...
Lol yea my connections dont look good at all. Vcc/g passes upto 8A so i had to use big boi 15mm² cables
clear ferry
Remind me not to let swedes to electrical work in my house
crisp sapphire
i blame beginners idiocy. First time iv ever setup an rgb strip
static schooner
With smoke comes knowledge
crisp sapphire
I dont even know why i got so derpessed over a wemos dying lol.
Got so angry i threw it across the room
ig i take my rgb very seriously. I mean.. it does tripple the apartments value
clear ferry
This is why I always buy five of each
crisp sapphire
Yea
static schooner
Poor branding
crisp sapphire
should get a nodeMCU just to solve the 5V to gpio problem
clear ferry
dusky plank
I see burning couches again
crisp sapphire
Nah. Wemos had a silent faliure
im suprised it even failed. Only shorted 5.3V for a very short period of time
dusky plank
wemos #diy-archived short circuit #diy-archived voltages #diy-archived fails #diy-archived
crisp sapphire
No
No
No
And
No
clear ferry
Stupid 👏 users 👏 will 👏 break 👏 any 👏 hardware
brisk glen
not break, the hardware just randomly fails for them
clear ferry
Sounds like Apple hardware
clear ferry
Sure if you buy lower end hardware from a company that has 3x+ the market share of apple, if you paid the same price for the hp laptop, no issue
crisp sapphire
Done deal. Ordered two more boards
brisk glen
@clear ferry no... this is windows update and hp
clear ferry
On a lower end hp machine? Probably
brisk glen
higher end
glacial knot
HP audio drivers are hell on windows as well? I thought it's our linux that's the issue o.0
brisk glen
we are giving users g7s now
brisk glen
elitebook
clear ferry
12 of them with Windows
brisk glen
ah, im doing more like 500
clear ferry
12 years
brisk glen
500 every 3-4 years
clear ferry
Replacing my laptop every 3 years, so I've seen 6 different models roughly
Also consumer hardware support 🤢
brisk glen
I have seen a lot of funky windows update caused issues since .......... you think consumer hardware support is bad? try their enterprise line
some of the shit I have had to do... stupid NDA
lets just say I have seen some mighty bullshit from HP
clever mortar
s/HP/every manufacturer/
dusky plank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqvG0Rj35I
i need this
brisk glen
@dusky plank im buying 2 4 packs
dusky plank
I will wait for v2 I believe, want it smaller
brisk glen
years away, battery tech is a massive issue
dusky plank
[x] doubt
brisk glen
but, 3rd party vendors will have access to U1 tech soon
deft pewter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqvG0Rj35I
i need this
I see Apple are busy 'innovating' again.
I don't think they've ever had an original product.
deft pewter
That assumes every iPhone user gets one.
Let's say they all do... that's like 1 in 7 phone users? Hardly complete coverage.
low harness
I think iphones will look for them even if they don't have a tag.
deft pewter
Really, it's going to be something like 10% of them bother, maybe fewer.
low harness
Or at least if find my iphone is activated, and I think that's most of them.
clear ferry
So, probably only the last three models will get an iOS versions that will do it, over time, and with 10% marker share, cut down to the last three models so 6% , that network will be huge
And a lot of those market share numbers are us I guess
Because of protecting national interests
So if you lose your device in the us you'll maybe be fine
brisk glen
@deft pewter every iphone, ipad etc will find them
dusky plank
*iphone>=11
brisk glen
this part is just bluetooth
clever mortar
brisk glen
woh, the apple tv calibrating tour tv for you with an iPhone.... amazing
I just did it and wow
low harness
Still better coverage than Tile.
clear ferry
clear ferry
Don't worry, the NSA already knows where you are
brisk glen
tho... cell phone 😛
tidal bronze
@shy comet your favorite postmates at work 😆
jolly saffron
tidal bronze
Pretty cool how it waits at the pedestrian crossing for lights. @shy comet
shy comet
that thing looks like it will keep whatever is inside it hot or cold
tidal bronze
Yep. Running a big ass lidar puck at the top.
shy comet
wow i wonder how far it travels lol
tidal bronze
No idea. I guess urban food delivery method of the future.
deft pewter
this part is just bluetooth
Just Bluetooth? You mean to say it could be standardised for absolutely amazing coverage without needing to be locked in to a particular brand?
I'm sure Apple will go for that.
clear ferry
No idea. I guess urban food delivery method of the future.
I installed robots that called elevators and waited for them 13 years ago, getting it to wait for a light can't be hard with the proper integrations
I'm surprised we don't have more automated robots yet
deft pewter
We have Tinkerer.
clear ferry
tidal bronze
You would need a 3d mesh map in order for live lidar data to navigate plus all sidewalk slopes and disable access ramps are not universal. So it's not that easy when you come to think of it.
static schooner
I wonder what it does with walk signals and cars turning
tidal bronze
It recognized walk signal.
static schooner
I don’t trust drivers 🙂
shy comet
I'm surprised we don't have more automated robots yet
still waiting on a drone that dusts the walls and cleans the windows
tidal bronze
What's interesting is that it didn't block the disable access ramp and parked to a side.
shy comet
wonder what it does if your walking in the same direction and passing it...does it just stop until its alone?
does an alarm sound if you kick it? 😂
tidal bronze
Lol. Wish I had time to follow it around.
Pedestrian crossing action was next level. Had to bust 2 x U's for that. 🤣
deft pewter
What on earth is that?
static schooner
A roaming security robot
deft pewter
They're not wrong...
static schooner
deft pewter
It's easy to spot an Apple fanboy though. They make remarks like this: #the-water-cooler message
We welcome competition, as long as it is fair competition. Unfortunately, given Apple's well-documented history of using its platform advantage to unfairly limit competition for its products, we're skeptical.
Nothing inaccurate in there. Apple do whatever they can to protect their ecosystem.
clever mortar
Well, that's how most companies work, if I'm being realistic cynical
deft pewter
Yes. Businesses should indeed try to protect their income. But that's where regulation should step in and balanced things out if necessary.
brisk glen
heh, as soon as I get my airtags, tile goes in the trash
deft pewter
Apple tried to screw over Tile, then release the same product with an Apple badge on it.
clever mortar
Yeah, and where I'd rather companies were sensible about not trying to take over the world... but I know better
deft pewter
Apple are proving that there's nothing technical preventing it working, they just wanted to fuck someone else over.
brisk glen
I really hate my tiles
the sound never works half the time and they tell me to reboot them...
deft pewter
Yeah, and where I'd rather companies were sensible about not trying to take over...
This is one of the reasons I won't support Apple. They've grown way too big.
clear ferry
I have never had a use for a tile or similar product, I'm wondering what you guys are up to
clever mortar
I have one BLE beacon, used with monitor 😄
brisk glen
why do I need to reboot a dam key / wallet tracker
deft pewter
I have never had a use for a tile or similar product, I'm wondering what you guy...
Well I got a Chipolo at Tinkerer's suggestion and it's never bloody worked 😄
clear ferry
Keys are in my jacket pocket, wallet is in my back pocket
brisk glen
I have a Chipolo and its working great so far
clear ferry
Problem solved
static schooner
I have one on my water bottle (which I lost once), my wallet, my work badge
deft pewter
Supposed to sit in the car so I know when I'm home. I've found it quicker and more reliable to just use WiFi sensors on our phones.
clever mortar
I have one on my water bottle (which I lost once), my wallet, my work badge
You have issues
static schooner
My backpack
brisk glen
work keys, badge, car
clear ferry
I have 40+ access cards, that seems like a lot of tiles to cover
brisk glen
I can never find my car at a massive mall with my wife after 3 hours
clever mortar
I can't say I've ever lost anything like that. No keys, no pass, no wallet...
clear ferry
Yeah, I've either
deft pewter
I can never find my car at a massive mall with my wife after 3 hours
They don't have letters for each row?
clever mortar
Worst case, I'm looking on the wrong surface at home. Everywhere else, they're in a pocket/bag
static schooner
It just takes once
brisk glen
@deft pewter my short term memory is meh
deft pewter
Worst case, I'm looking on the wrong surface at home. Everywhere else, they're i...
Likewise. My keys and wallet are always in one of two places.
dusky plank
when you go hiking, skiing and whatnot.. the keys can get lost in a lot of bags
clever mortar
<@!363445247323144192> my short term memory is meh
Well, that's a good reason
brisk glen
my long term memory is fantastic tho
deft pewter
<@!363445247323144192> my short term memory is meh
Photos? When we do the theme parks, we take photos of the row we're on and sometimes even the name of the parking lot 😄
clear ferry
Alzheimer's is not circumvented by tiles
deft pewter
I don't want to have to worry about boring crap like parking location when I'm out for a day of Disney.
brisk glen
I hate taking photos, it forces me to clean up my photo library later
dusky plank
jeez, I just told you I want one. stop fighting 😄
clear ferry
I empty my photo library once a year
clever mortar
Though, for me, everything has a default pocket. I have one jacket that has only a single inside pocket, not where I normally put the wallet, and that jacket confuses the hell out of me every time my wallet is "missing" 😄
clear ferry
I never clean up
brisk glen
i wonder if the cat will be ok with an airtag...
clever mortar
Implant it and find out?
deft pewter
Be careful which end you implant it in.
brisk glen
finally got her to keep the collar on
hearty depot
tile - story,
That deam thing saved my purse wallet in the train once.
Some creep sat rirght besides me even if the hole train was empty. Was cind of nervus, just an odd thing to do. An hour later or so I checked may things fuckfuckfuck.jpg Purse gone, not here, not there, not on the floor. idea.jpg let it ring.
Oh look at this! my purse is wondering magicaly to the side where I can pick it up
but they are heavily overprised, at least I get them gifted from my mom every couple of years when see needs a new one
deft pewter
Wallet
A purse is either a lady's wallet (UK) or a lady's bag (US).
Crazy Europeans....
hearty depot
lol thx, yea
thank my teacher in 5th grade for that one
hearty depot
apperantly. miracles and wonders
But as you see, the standards wer'nt high
oh yea!
happy 420!
dusky plank
orchid rose
what's wrong with it?
dusky plank
lol
rose moth
the newer (now older) one looked so much better
dusky plank
that thing ugly
rose moth
it looks like the shitty remotes you got with macbook pros in the early 2010s
lapis cipher
looks like a remote for retards
rose moth
new imacs are neat tho
lapis cipher
just too many buttons
orchid rose
I kinda like that, so that must mean you guys are wrong
orchid rose
Actually it is missing stop and info buttons that I might need, but other than that I think it has everything
rose moth
also the new ipads have thunderbolt, but their iphones still dont fucking have usb c
orchid rose
That's just to save the environment because you'd have to buy cables when upgrading your phone
deft pewter
I think iPods and iPads are the things Apple got right. They were so well refined.
Their computers... 🤢
Overpriced crap.
hearty depot
I get soon my first pinephone
lapis cipher
tested a pad ~year ago, it was incredibly responsive no matter what i did with it. Then again it cost like 1800 eur or so, shouldn't expect anything less then. But it was nice, must agree
low harness
Oh, aint that neat? A silent update to Windows Terminal, and suddenly ctrl+v pastes what's in my clipboard??
Why would anyone want that?
dusky plank
lol
deft pewter
As in it interferes with vim key mappings?
dusky plank
ssh? nobody needs that shiat
dusky plank
no cancel?
low harness
Luckily it can be turned off.
dusky plank
not to mention ctrl+a and ctrl+e
deft pewter
I only use Windows Terminal for WSL stuff. I'll have to change those settings next time.
hearty depot
the pinephones are 200€ so i expect not to much.
dusky plank
paging in nano is now also f'ed with ctrl+v huh?
dusky plank
I expected that response, you Optimus Maximus user! 😄
deft pewter
It's not my fault you've yet to embrace the superior ways of vim.
lapis cipher
aren't you now proud of your skills 😄
deft pewter
I'm not skilled. Not compared to some of the old folk we have in here that have been using computers for hundreds of years.
dusky plank
you don't need vim for that 😄
lapis cipher
nah, i'm actually happy you've taken the path to master it, step by step, have myself a lot to learn still
deft pewter
I was pleased the other day when I discovered macros. Managed to automate something that normally takes me a couple of minutes.
It only took 30 minutes to learn how to do it... so it's a net loss for now.
lapis cipher
for now
dusky plank
you don't do python in vim, do you?
deft pewter
Naw. I'm a JS dev.
dusky plank
or js either
deft pewter
I don't edit in vim anyway. I've added a vim plugin to WebStorm so I can benefit from a real IDE and still have the speed of vim.
lapis cipher
could be educating myself but instead i'm watching a stupid nerd movie Blackhat... haven't seen vim but many other things... plaah
deft pewter
Does he use vim or nano in that? Let us know.
lapis cipher
lapis cipher
well, he went to a datacenter, walked to a right rack, scrolled down servers for few secs and plugged that drive in, that is some next level skills
deft pewter
leet
lapis cipher
yes he did hack into nsa and stuff already.. this is all shit, no idea why i'm wasting my time but once i start watching something i just can't stop
cool, nc.exe was used
deft pewter
On a *nix system? 🤔
static schooner
zsh: command not found: nc.exe
low harness
Could be wsl
lapis cipher
or, could have been a windows command prompt?-D
deft pewter
Did he customise his shell on the systems he's hacking? Colour themes, aliases, etc?
Can't just use bash, gotta get that oh-my-zsh going on.
dusky plank
powerline? that ethernet over power thing?
low harness
This humongous monstrosity everyone puts in their vim and zsh and everything
dusky plank
lol
deft pewter
oh-my-zsh has that stuff built in if you want it. I quite like it for seeing clean/dirty when working in a git repo but I've trimmed mine down.