#the-water-cooler

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deft pewter
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I always have a pretty good idea what I'm going to receive, even halfway through the year.

odd kindle
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I don't need that extra, I want a raise in that case

clear ferry
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Yeah, I have a minimum of 8% bonus twice a year

deft pewter
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What's the problem with performance-related bonuses anyway?

clear ferry
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By contract

deft pewter
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I don't want my crappy co-workers getting paid as much as me.

clear ferry
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I can be your co-worker?

deft pewter
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If I do better work, I should get better pay. It can take a while for annual increases to catch up with what a bonus could pay out immediately.

deft pewter
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Sure, atx. You can go install nodes somewhere.

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Meanwhile, I'll be deploying to AWS 😄

odd kindle
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@deft pewter never said anything about co-workers getting paid as much as you

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but then again I do want my co-workers to get ruffly the same pay as I have, they're great people

deft pewter
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If everyone's taken on at the same starting salary and the annual increments are relatively small, it takes a long time before there's a discernable gap in salary between the best and the worst.

odd kindle
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why would everyone be taken on at the same starting salary? No reason for that

deft pewter
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Bonuses... you have immediate feedback. Someone does crap, they get nothing. Someone does great, they get 25%.

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Why? Because the UK.

odd kindle
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nor any reason for a small incremental raise. I've had ~10% raises

deft pewter
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I seem to remember you being quite adamant that people shouldn't criticise that which they don't understand about another country.

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Time to take your own advice 😉

odd kindle
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not talking about UK here

deft pewter
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I am.

odd kindle
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I'm telling you how it works here and why I don't want bonuses

deft pewter
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Countries are differently, oddly.

odd kindle
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you were criticising me and what I did yesterday, but lets not bring that up again...

deft pewter
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🤦‍♂️

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Christ on a bike.

clear ferry
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Yeah, we start at... Whatever the employer thinks we are worth

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Had a colleague start 2 years after me, who started $25k above me

deft pewter
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There's way less transparency in the UK when it comes to salary bands and negotiating initial salaries.

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My wife was paid more than the starting band for her current role because she impressed them so much at interview... but there aren't many cases like that here.

clear ferry
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Yeah, in Norway anyone can look up anyone else online, but it is logged and we get a notification, in Sweden I believe they can look up anyone in the library without tracking, unless that changed

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Used to be log free in Norway too

odd kindle
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You can just call and get the info yes, or use a 3rd party service but that usually cost

deft pewter
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You can look up other people's salaries? 🤔

clear ferry
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Yes

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And taxes

clever mortar
odd kindle
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Well, here you can only look up taxes, I think

forest edge
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having a hard time believing norwats wanting to actually inquire anything about other norwats in any shape or form

clear ferry
odd kindle
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Norwats?

deft pewter
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Until a few years ago, I was still in customer service land too... where it's a race to the bottom.

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So glad to finally be in R&D now.

odd kindle
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When switching jobs I’ve usually had 3 offers from different companies and then been open about what the others offer me

clear ferry
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Risk and death

odd kindle
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Having the other companies raise the offers

clear ferry
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Yep

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Same here

odd kindle
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Gets complicated when you include pension offers tho

clever mortar
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I've been involved in the recruiting process quite a bit, and for experienced hires it's pretty typical for folks to start somewhere in the band, rather than at the bottom

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What's less common is if they've got "steps" for people not to start on a step, but that happens too

odd kindle
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It’s not super common to have salary steps here and I stay away from those companies

forest edge
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job hiring here is all over the place

deft pewter
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I don't want to sound too critical of my employer, as they've looked after me pretty well... but they're so opaque about pay stuff that they don't even publish the pay bands anymore.

forest edge
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the standard is that there is no standard

deft pewter
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Think the last year they published them was 2015... 😢

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That said, I know where I sit relative to those bands and I doubt they've been adjusted by much in 5 years.

clever mortar
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Yeah, here the bands are semi-public - you can find them if you want, but they're not obvious. Previous employer they were published annually.

clear ferry
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I work for an American company in Norway which contradicts, for muricans it is taboo to speak about pay it seems, while for Norwegians it is very open

deft pewter
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They're going to have fun when they promote me and I can quote the next band up 😄

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Yeah, atx... so many places treat it as taboo because it benefits the employer. You have less bargaining power if you can't ask why you're being paid less than others.

clever mortar
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I know exactly how much a promotion would gain me, both in terms of money, and in terms of crap 😛

forest edge
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it's a double edge sword

deft pewter
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I always used to think it was just rude to ask others... it's more about the business.

clear ferry
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It's the capitalist mindset

forest edge
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openly speaking about pay in a company where pay is vastly all over the place causes tension

clever mortar
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When I started I was honest about my pay, which put a few noses out of joint because some of my colleagues were paid less, at a higher grade 🤣

deft pewter
clear ferry
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I probably earn 20% more or more than collegues who have 20 years longer experience than me tbh

clever mortar
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Yeah, I'm moving slowly towards why not, particularly given some of the folks I've seen promoted...

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I'm pretty sure I can't screw it up worse than them 🤣

clear ferry
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😂

forest edge
deft pewter
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I'm pleased that I'm surrounded by good senior engineers that I'm still learning from. But for now, I'll let them handle all the live incidents and out of hours work...

forest edge
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thus 20 years down the road you'll be the one making 20% less than others etc

clear ferry
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Mono the junior strikes

deft pewter
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Junior? Please!

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They wouldn't be paying me what they are if I was still a junior 🤣

deft pewter
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Our bands are pretty wide. If I accept a promotion, I'll be paid about double what we pay our juniors. I'm not far off already.

clear ferry
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Bands 🤢

deft pewter
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Which is great, considering I still sometimes suffer imposter syndrome... 😄

clear ferry
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Who doesn't?

deft pewter
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The bands aren't absolute, atx. You get reduced increases if you're at the top, but only as a way to slow down spending a bit.

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It's not like you hit the top and can never earn more.

clear ferry
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Nah we have murica bands too, but I just jump to the next band usually 😂

deft pewter
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But again... they're wide. I think our senior engineer bands stop around £60-65k. At that point, just become lead/principal/whatever or move to architect.

clear ferry
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I'm at O band now, wonder if it goes to Z or Å

deft pewter
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£65k in the UK in a corporate role is pretty decent. I'd guess a lot of people go the consultancy route if they want more.

clear ferry
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Yeah, I passed that a while ago rubber_duck

forest edge
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enjoy it while you can. the vast inconstancies of pay rates vs job types and inflation of of some vs others is going to cause something to erupt at some point

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in most countries

deft pewter
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Yeah, but you're in Norwat and everything costs you double 😄

clear ferry
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Atleast in capitalist havens

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rubber_duck 🇺

deft pewter
forest edge
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double? he has to pay more than double lol

deft pewter
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I don't think the people asking for everyone to be paid/treated equally understand what that really means.

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Fairly, sure. Equally, hell no.

forest edge
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because manual labor jobs are quickly becoming "not worth it" and when those start to have trouble, imagine the world then lol

deft pewter
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Who's going to put themselves through 7 years of medical school if they'd get paid the same as someone flipping burgers? No-one actually wants communism.

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Not to mention it'd be terribly dull if we all had the same home with the same furniture and drove the same car.

amber shard
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Better than some people having no furniture at all

deft pewter
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People that can't afford luxuries envy those that have them... but forget that there will be no luxuries if we're all paid the same and given the same.

deft pewter
forest edge
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whats 7 years when there are so many methods of having those 7 years not ever coming out of your pocket?

deft pewter
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No-one should live in poverty. That's still not communism.

clear ferry
deft pewter
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The Joneses...

forest edge
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everyone lived in the same mud hut?

clear ferry
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🤫

forest edge
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kind of feel bad for ya lol

clear ferry
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Atleast my house doesn't have wheels @forest edge

odd kindle
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so if I want to g et a really good webcamera for the xmas what should I g et?

deft pewter
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Logitech 920, of course. Good luck finding one.

forest edge
odd kindle
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@deft pewter why that specific one?

deft pewter
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Dirty? He's got it all pretty...

clear ferry
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Noice

forest edge
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normal ice isn't shit brown...

deft pewter
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Not until atx goes potty.

clear ferry
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I bought this and I've been super happy

deft pewter
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It's like how dogs drag their asses along the floor.

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It's even more impressive that atx gets it on the ceiling.

odd kindle
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@clear ferry thinking I should get something for tomorrow so that's not an option 🙂

clear ferry
odd kindle
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@clear ferry that's our gov changing policies the last few days 😐

clear ferry
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Finally coming to your senses yes

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After a year

forest edge
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can't you use your cellphone as a webcam in a pinch?

clear ferry
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Yes

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I've done that

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With droidcam

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Works nice

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Especially for showing inside servers

amber shard
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it's amazing that the UK has managed to find themselves in a border crisis of their own making two weeks before the previously scheduled border crisis of their own making

deft pewter
deft pewter
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That said... remember the 'no politics' rule 😉

odd kindle
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@forest edge yeah that's what we've been doing so far works great. Figured I would get something better for tomorrow

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"Logitech StreamCam" seems to be an upgraded 920

clear ferry
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But if it is Scandinavian it is pölitäcs

amber shard
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One pain in the ass thing about working night shift is finding deals overnight, then it's 4am and you're wanting to get this damn deal and the store doesn't open for three more hours..

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This Christmas tree will be mine

forest edge
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last second deal hunting is not deal hunting.. it's settling for whatever works and dosen't require a loan

amber shard
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Not for a present, purely my own shopping 😉

deft pewter
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You're just getting what's left on the shelves at this point.

amber shard
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75% off

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And would be full price any earlier in the season! 😄

odd kindle
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Atleast most tech shops here have adopted really well. Delivery to your car outside the store within 1h

forest edge
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twinkly trees where sold everywhere here this year.. really drove down the price of them

clear ferry
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Most just do free mail delivery here this year

forest edge
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some were like around 100 bucks which is cheap

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we're still waiting for our cats to age alittle before getting a new tree

amber shard
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My kitty just likes to sleep on the skirt underneath 🙂

forest edge
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mine like to dive bomb into it as if they were taking cover from a drive by shooting

clear ferry
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Funnily enough my crotch goblin is not tearing down the tree

forest edge
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not even gonna ask

deft pewter
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atx's daughter is a beauty.

clear ferry
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😍

forest edge
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you may wanna consider referring to your daughter as something other than "crotch goblin" just sayin..

deft pewter
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What's wrong with that term? 😄

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It's accurate

forest edge
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here atx would be called a pedophile for that lol

clear ferry
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Murica snowflake country

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Cancel culture y'all

odd kindle
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there we go, ready for pickup within an hour. Gotta love the new ways of shoping tho

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@clear ferry we usually have free delivery to your door within 24h as well but didn't want to risk it not arriving today

clear ferry
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Apparently my daughter's favourite was Shrek baby yoda

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Mine was baby yoda kermit

deft pewter
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Are we doing across then down or down then across? 🤔

dull chasm
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depends on your location releative to the equator

deft pewter
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I'm imagining atx as Shrek Kermit (across then down)

clear ferry
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Always top , side @deft pewter

deft pewter
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Big bald head, clearly skipped arm day.

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Yeah, I assumed XY, since anything else is unholy.

clear ferry
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Must be all the servers I lift

deft pewter
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There are people congratulating virtual performers.

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

tidal bronze
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Kanataaaaa!!!!!

clear ferry
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They've been doing that for decades in Japan @deft pewter

deft pewter
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Eh. They have some strange pastimes over there but this one's on a whole other level.

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Chances are, they don't even know who the songwriters or 3D artists are. They aren't praising the creators, they're praising a nothing.

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At least with those weird mega pop groups they have with 80 members, there are real people performing.

clear ferry
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Isn't that Japanese megaartist a hologram

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Miku or something

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I wanted to buy a Miku guitar pedal

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Mi hømetåwn

tame sand
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well thats some wierd Chemtrails ...

clear ferry
last dirge
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spicy chemtrails

scenic radish
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Those look like sour ones

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Maybe sour green apple

tame sand
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or copper based vaccines 🤔

scenic radish
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Lol that's legit

clear ferry
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⛹️‍♀️

deft pewter
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I need one of these:

clear ferry
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Is that yakazama plaza

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Or whatever it was called

deft pewter
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Nakatomi... but yes.

clear ferry
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Close

deft pewter
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And that's Hans Gruber falling.

clear ferry
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No Japanese

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Harikiri ⚔️

deft pewter
deft pewter
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😍

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Oh, god... another press conference from the UK government.

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The rest of us are going into Tier 4...

clever mortar
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Bwah hah hah

deft pewter
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I can't imagine many people are going to pay attention, especially 2 days before Christmas.

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It's not even been two weeks since the last changes, so how can they even tell what's working?

clear ferry
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Lololololol

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You brits

deft pewter
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It's okay. I have no intention of following these draconian rules at Christmas. I already followed them all year.

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This is the only time this year that the 6 of us will be together.

clear ferry
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We have a rising trend, so one new death per week or something

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Still staying home

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😂

deft pewter
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Yeah, staying home where possible is the right thing to do. Staying home 24/7 and never seeing family? Fuck off.

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They gave us 5 days. Then they said one. Now they're likely to tell more people zero days.

clear ferry
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We are just happy we have an excuse not to visit parents this year, our families are.... A lot all the time 😂

clever mortar
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Scotland is basically you can have Christmas, and then it's three weeks of maximum lockdown so you don't spread it further

deft pewter
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Which makes sense

clever mortar
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Yeah, it's inconvenient, but ... eh

deft pewter
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Hell, if we did a real lockdown, it'd all be over already.

clever mortar
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Pretty much

deft pewter
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Island nation... no excuse to still have it.

clever mortar
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Sadly, banned topic is the cause

deft pewter
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lol, yes...

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Is economics allowed? 😉

clear ferry
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Just be like Norwegians

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Don't socialize and don't go outside

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Not like those bonkers swedes

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vat du jo meen ai kænt jøst likk everiwan ann travell tu awstreilia tu stødi ann gett STDs

deft pewter
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NOICE. The South is getting Tier 4. Basically the entire South.

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No changes in the North 😄

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Uh oh. He just mentioned another new strain 🤣

clever mortar
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Third time lucky folks!

deft pewter
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Oh crap... it's the South African strain.

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Cases detected here.

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Someone's not very good at graphs. 150% of cases are either the 'UK' variant or not the UK variant:

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🤦‍♂️

last cedar
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Not looking good

deft pewter
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I'm not worried about me and my family. We're just hermits now.

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But if the ZA one spreads, they reckon it's more dangerous 😦

last cedar
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I just want this to be over, very annoying

deft pewter
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I think we all do

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Looks like 2021 is a write-off too.

last cedar
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It is just getting more and more drawn out

deft pewter
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Yup 😦

last cedar
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I wonder where the break point will be, at some point with mutations and herd immunity, we should reach 0 infections eventually

last dirge
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I'm just sick of all of the idiots acting like it's no big deal

last cedar
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Yeah, exactly

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We have business more or less as normal here, still

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No one wears masks, no one really distances from my experience

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So the recommendations we have have limited effect. If everyone followed 2 meters, at all times, we would probably have a lot less infections

deft pewter
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Mmm, ork. I best that's tasty.

scenic radish
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Probably a bit tough

cedar chasm
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Just added POE to my Pi.
Have to say it's pretty cool

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That's all, Merry, merry, folks!

last plaza
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Just make sure you have full 24v going into the Pi.

deft pewter
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Only 24V? Amateurs.

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240V or bust.

last plaza
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🤣

cedar chasm
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Pi hat was IEE802.3af, and my switch supports af, at and az.
I am very optimistic about all of this

clear ferry
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Y'all and your kids toys 😂

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Nothing like a faulty Poe switch so you can weld the rack if you are bored

deft pewter
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What WiFi standards do your HPE's support?

clear ferry
deft pewter
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You use WiFi? 🤢

clear ferry
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In a pinch!

subtle pasture
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1060 raspberry pi cluster ^

clear ferry
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There is arm stuff that has proper storage and power

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That isn't kids toys

subtle pasture
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The above rack has a ton of storage, cores, RAM, and redundancy. You could lose 10, 20, 30 modules, and it'll keep on going. lol

clear ferry
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This forexample

subtle pasture
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(The yellow tagged cables in that photo are dead modules, btw. Woo redundancy!)

clear ferry
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Any cluster has redundancy , so that in it self isn't impressive or extraordinary 😂

subtle pasture
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At some point you string together enough hardware to make it competitive against enterprise solutions. That's the entire principal that Backblaze runs on

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They buy the cheapest hard disks they can get their hands on, load up storage pods with over 120+ drives with multi-pod redundancy, and call it a day

clear ferry
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Yep, and still I haven't encountered a single enterprise customer who use them

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Yet

subtle pasture
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Obviously someone is using them, because they're constantly adding capacity

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And their redundancy works, because they were able to keep running even with a plague of bad Seagate drives taking down entire pods

clear ferry
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I know a lot of homelab users abuse them, but never seen anyone with actual uptime requirements use them 🤷‍♂️

subtle pasture
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When you can just lose 200 drives and keep running like nothing happened, who the hell cares if they're consumer drives anymore?

scenic radish
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Why must we always argue

clear ferry
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The systems I worked with t 15 years could lose 130 drives simultaneously and still keep running, that is nothing special

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The current systems can probably lose a lot more, but I don't peek too far into the low end of it anymore

subtle pasture
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@clear ferry Aight, point proven

subtle pasture
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Th fact that you're now comparing directly across to "real" enterprise solutions proves my point 😛

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+1 for the Fez gif, though

clear ferry
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I'm comparing 15-20 year old tech to your statement 😘

subtle pasture
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Hasn't changed, though

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If they can both maintain the same uptime, who the hell cares if one uses consumer drives and the other uses enterprise drives?

clear ferry
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What was enterprise 15 years ago is low grade consumer these days, as technology trickles down

subtle pasture
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Honestly, 15-20 year server tech isn't in consumer hardware these days, because it's massively obsolete. Consumer hardware tracks WAY closer to server hardware than that

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Buy an Intel HEDT system, and you're running re-badged intel Server hardware in a desktop

clear ferry
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Yeah, exactly

subtle pasture
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I can swap out the Core i7 in my motherboard for a 28 core Xeon (and even roll with ECC RAM), because it's literally the same socket and chipset that they use on their modern server hardware

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The whole "15-20 year trickle-down" argument kinda falls on its face when desktop hardware is basically the same thing as server hardware

clear ferry
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Well, the technology that lived inside previous generations of enterprise hardware only is now available in consumer grade stuff easily, that there is now "prosumer" hardware that the fanboi market gobbles up is something entirely different imo

subtle pasture
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Hell, they're so similar I even have baseband management (thanks intel for putting vPro on everything) if I want it...

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Nah, that's not true. Desktop hardware has tended to track slightly ahead of servers for a long time

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Consumers can adopt shit WAY faster than enterprise

tidal bronze
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@shy comet do you run any BBQ alerts?

forest edge
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yes does your meat send up smoke signals indicating if it's overcooked or not?

tidal bronze
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Usually they sound a 2.8KHz tone right before the smoke signal

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Now I am thinking of getting a BBQ cluster just in case 1 fails.

clear ferry
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Smart thinking

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Better have three

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For quorum witness

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And no split brain

shy comet
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@tidal bronze for teh smoker i do but really just on certain temp changes

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i set it up in a way thats easy for the wife to use....plug it in...change drop down and thats it

tidal bronze
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Oh boy still single file. You are a Rock Star dude ! @shy comet Thank you

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@clear ferry at the rate you and @subtle pasture cluster, what else are we mere mortals supposed to do

shy comet
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1 file to rule them all

tidal bronze
shy comet
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oh nice, you may need to tweak the "almost done" notifications sicne mine are based on my smoker and the temps i use for each meat

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their designed to give a 10 min heads up so you can start preparing whatever it is you need to prepare lol

tidal bronze
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Right on. Brilliant idea.

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I have to think about Kamado Joe heat up. It's not simple as natural gas. Rise and fall is going to be tricky

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Automating coal 🤔

shy comet
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haha

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i only have the meat probe i mainly use in the smoker and the anova sous vide

tidal bronze
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These are 4 probe units, I am only using 1 per grill. After coal stabilize it will make sense but the run up would be nuts if alerts are on. Lol

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@shy comet if you are interested thermopro and rtl_433 works like a champ. All BT and WiFi fancy stuff is pure garbage.

shy comet
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hmm ok as of now im just using esp8266 and max6675

tidal bronze
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Nice. Got bunch of thermopros on prime day, pretty cheap. SDR receiver is all the way in the back of the house in the garage, range is phenomenal 👌 comes with the pocket receiver as well. 😝

shy comet
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oh wow

last dirge
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heh

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meat probe

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@tidal bronze you could set up an automation to turn on the other automations

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have one with the set temp and when it reaches the set temp, turn the others on

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what model? TP27?

tidal bronze
last dirge
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I mean the thermometer

tidal bronze
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Yes 27

last dirge
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cool

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what dongle?

tidal bronze
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Darn it says "purchased 2 times" where on earth is the 1st one? LMAO

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Time to add a anemometer to the mix. 433 stuff is super fun.

deft pewter
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So you can count your anemones?

hushed basalt
glacial canyon
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Finally took the time to solder protoboard "adapters" to connect a Senseair S8 and S11 Sunrise to a Wemos D1 mini

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Flashed ESP Easy to post data to HA and emonCMS

shy comet
forest edge
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who the hell automates a grill? lol

shy comet
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wow people are stealing from other peoples cartss now while shopping at the market

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@forest edge its all about making sure the meat cooks as expected and is taken out once done on time 😛

forest edge
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well if you know how to cook the meat should cook as expected. if you don't then you shouldn't cook cause you'll likely end up getting sick lol

shy comet
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i like things to be precise with food personally

forest edge
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automating cooking is like those pizza vending machines that cooks the pizza using infrared

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perfection with food is not a mathematical thing lol

shy comet
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plus i only use my probe in the smoker and sometimes its tough to tell

forest edge
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talking about you know who lol

tidal bronze
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@forest edge stop hatin'

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I know you are used to sundried meat on the clothesline but we don't do like you do down in west side.

forest edge
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your one gizmo away from pushing a button to have the meat pulled from the freezer and slapped on your grill then catapulted to your plate

tidal bronze
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Don't ask me to curb my enthusiasm for tongs.

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@shy comet do you go to Pavillions @ sherman oaks?

shy comet
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i havnet been in a market since march lol

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i havnet been to pavillions in a long ass time

grand marlin
last dirge
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@grand marlin what LEDs are you using?

grand marlin
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btf ws2812b's

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lol I just realized that's the only thing I didn't show 😅

last dirge
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how many per meter?

grand marlin
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30/m

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60/m would probably be nicer

last dirge
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driver on LED?

grand marlin
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especially for effects

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wled on a nodemcu controls them

last dirge
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looks nice

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so hyperion's running on the W Zero?

last cedar
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Slightly disappointed with Christmas this year

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I have yet to recieve my racoon present

forest edge
#

it would just attack you and end up having to have it's head blown off anyways

peak cloud
#

slaps @forest edge

peak cloud
clear ferry
last cedar
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@forest edge no, I love animals. Would try to take one as a baby and raise it, like our cat-dog.

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No head blowing off going on here

forest edge
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it would just grow up to attack you then have it's head blown off

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and racoons do not domesticate like cats or dogs no matter how many videos you may have seen

clear ferry
#

Your mother said the same @forest edge and look at you now

forest edge
#

at best they won't eat your face when you get near them

clear ferry
#

Almost civilized

forest edge
#

norwegian definition of civilized is out dated

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get with the times

last cedar
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2 things

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1 I hope it isn't racoon

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2 Isn't that way overcooked for you?

clear ferry
#

No racoon

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And I eat cooked meat too

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I just love uncooked

last cedar
#

Phew 😂

deft pewter
#

Are you going to have any pork with that fat?

peak cloud
#

@clear ferry Are you a professional photographer? Those totally look like stock photos.

deft pewter
#

Since one is for a meal he hasn't yet cooked, I'm gonna go with stock photos.

sharp cosmos
#

What version of Lineage are people using for their wall dashboards these days?

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Finally got this HD Gen 8 unlocked

deft pewter
sharp cosmos
#

I suppose it is yes

dusky plank
clear ferry
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Those are stock photos 😂

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Food is still cooking @peak cloud

deft pewter
peak cloud
dusky plank
#

I believe they use local storage to store files for download... wonder whats max supported. also original airdrop also utilises bluetooth whereas this is just local lan...
yeah it's just to exchange files when needed, no sync thing but cross OS compatible though

deft pewter
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SyncThing is cross-OS too 👍

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I've bookmarked Snapdrop, will probably find a use for it in the future.

clear ferry
#

To make it up to you dale I'll take real photos when food is done 😂

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Ribbe for Christmas, pinnekjøtt for first day of Christmas

deft pewter
#

Ribs followed by ribs?

clear ferry
#

Yes, pork first

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Then lamb

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Or sheep

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Depending

deft pewter
#

Then long pig?

clear ferry
#

It's atleast cold outside

#

If it just could start snowing

deft pewter
#

It snowed here earlier... for about 10 minutes 🤣

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All melted again now.

#

I like your menorah 😉

clear ferry
#

It's a classic julestake

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🤕

deft pewter
#

I know, I know... just funny how it's so similar.

clear ferry
#

Actually

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I didn't even think about that until this year

dull chasm
clear ferry
#

Spoken like a true soldier for hire 🐔

dull chasm
#

yep....got to be like you where never there

last cedar
#

Racoon still hasn't been delivered yet. Getting slighly worried

deft pewter
#

You're having raccoon for your Christmas dinner? 😮

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I'm halfway through baking a massive batch of cookies for the family. Made some Christmas-y ones with ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg. Now on to the choc chip cookies 😄

fathom sparrow
#

Aaah, everyone I know is getting covid

deft pewter
#

Uh oh

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At least you know who to avoid now

clear ferry
fathom sparrow
#

It’s going like wildfire in upstate ny atm

dull chasm
#

norway

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number one

clear ferry
shy comet
fathom sparrow
#

Today was the first day where I’ve had past contact with a person who tested positive

last dirge
#

I love that our ops team can't figure out how to tell Outlook to NOT append the "all business transactions blah blah blah" at the bottom of an email if that's already at the bottom of the email

clear ferry
#

I love communications with American companies by mail, 2 paragraph reply, 2 A4 pages of signature, how to spare the environment by using less paper and legal stuff at the bottom

shy comet
#

"let me fly those signatures to you on my private plane"

tidal bronze
#

A4?

deft pewter
#

A4, the standard size for letters everywhere outside of the US 🤣

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297x210mm

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There's a whole series of paper sizes that just double the length of the shortest side to get to the next one. A3 would be 297x420mm.

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Pretty sure there's a B-series too but no-one uses it.

errant wind
#

Hello all, I am new here. Thanks to devs and support teams who have made HA. It's awesome

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I could use some support in setting HA to manage my office building. Can someone recommend any companies or organizations that can provide paid support

clever mortar
#

HA doesn't lend itself to that, but you may have luck on the forum

scenic radish
#

$350/hour sound good? 😄

clever mortar
#

Damn, you're cheap 😛

errant wind
scenic radish
#

But yeah, asking on the forum would be better

clever mortar
#

Remote support for HA isn't a trivial thing, and I can't imagine many sane folks would be up for it

scenic radish
#

Yup

clever mortar
#

It's also not quick, expect days to weeks of time required, not hours

errant wind
#

I get it. I am a consultant and understand the value of time

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And smart enough to realize when I need an expert

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I'll try on the forum

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But if anyone here is interested in helping and making some $$ please DM me

clever mortar
#

HA is also a moving target, and your integration choices may mean you need regular return visits

errant wind
#

I will explain the scope of work and payment terms there

fathom sparrow
errant wind
deft pewter
#

Forum post...

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petro is asking for the link to the forum post once you've created it 😉

#

Well that's me done here until the 26th. However you plan to spend your holiday, best wishes and stay safe.

errant wind
odd kindle
#

Merry whatever you celebrate everyone

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I hope you get to spend the holidays with the people you want to spend the holidays with

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@fathom sparrow stay save, don't want to risk needing to go to the hospital in NY from what I've read 😐

fathom sparrow
#

It’s not bad upstate

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Our hospitals are not at capacity

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Nyc on the other hand...

odd kindle
#

That's a positive at least. Here they just went up one level to "critical", meaning staff will have to work 48h weeks.

last dirge
#

anybody got a good source of cubed foam?

hushed basalt
errant wind
clever mortar
#

And more 😉

#

Eg, Social

last dirge
#

why'd I pick a Japanese camera

#

everything is stupid expensive for it

clear ferry
#

Somebody knows I'm a basic bitch

fathom shale
#

hey guys, I am planning to run portainer on a different VM to monitor/manager hassio add-ons.. Is there any documentation/guide on this ?

clever mortar
#

You don't use portainer to manage add-ons

fathom shale
#

Thank you.. "manage" may be a strong word.. Monitor and observe 🙂 .. Eventually I want this portainer to manage my other docker cluster (another VM) as well.. Hence the path of installing portainer on a diff VM rather than an add-on.. I posted on add-ons and not sure if that channel is actively used..

clever mortar
#

Well, given that the last post in there was less than half an hour ago... I'd say it's active 😉

fathom shale
#

he he.. okay I shall wait for someone to respond there.. Sorry, super new to hass world.. Still learning nuts and bolts

clever mortar
#

Patience is the key 😉

odd kindle
#

@fathom shale have you been runing portainer before? Anytime I try using it for anything I realize I don't really like it

fathom sparrow
clear ferry
#

I like Dooley's

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And Amarula

#

Not a fan of Bailey's though

#

@odd kindle yeah, the only thing I used it for was recreating containers I had forgotten my parameters for

#

After I learned compose, I have no use of it

#

I mounted my Xiaomi smoke detector over my 3d printer, perfect spot for a smart smoke detector

scenic radish
#

you ever have dr. mcgillicuddy's mentholmint @clear ferry @fathom sparrow ?

scenic radish
#

really good

clear ferry
#

I smoked menthol cigarettes for years though

#

I'll probably like it

young thicket
#

Hey guys i need your advise.

I have a new project. This time on the software side. I run WLED on 5 ESP32 in my basement in total. I also use HomeAssistant for managing the other ESP32 used for the QuinLED Quads.
The syncing function in WLED is not very reliable - most of the time only 4 lights sync and the 5th thinks it does not belong to the others xD
But if i send the command via HA everything works great. Is there a way to create something like a "PartyMode" where effects (and palettes) switch automatically? Anybody an idea?
I asked in the WLED Forum but nobody answered me 😦

clear ferry
#

Group entities yes

young thicket
#

I already did this but how can i add this automation with changing effects

clear ferry
forest edge
#

umm

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no

hushed basalt
#

@last dirge are there any cameras that aren't Japanese

scenic radish
#

Yeah, Chinese ones

last plaza
#

@last dirge making your own pelican case?

chilly nymph
#

I mean...arent those the majority?

last dirge
#

@last plaza no, going to buy this and use it to organize photography stuff

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finally found a telephoto lens at a reasonable price

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and I've got Nanuk cases, they're a hell of a lot cheaper than Pelicans

last plaza
#

Pelicans often go on sale. Just keep an eye.

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I’ve built my own open shelf for all photography equipment- everything goes in there nice and neat - including tripod, soft boxes, stands, backdrops, umbrellas and beauty dish...etc. C-Stands are heavy, so they stay aside.

last dirge
#

I've got a little cabinet but it's not great, everything's in bins and it's hard to keep the smaller stuff like filters organized

last plaza
#

Gotcha.

last dirge
#

what camera do you have? I forget

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@hushed basalt fair point

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I mean manufactured in Japan

last plaza
#

Canon 7D

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It is old now. Need to upgrade it but don’t want to spend a fortune on lenses again.

#

I got great sharp L glasses. Don’t want them to go waste.

last dirge
#

so buy another Canon with an APS-C sensor

#

the alphas are supposed to be really good

stable flint
#

merry christmas 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄

night mason
#

Wishing you all safe, happy and healthy holidays

hushed basalt
#

@last plaza eos-r body with ef adapter

novel isle
#

Merry Christmas and happy holidays. 🎉

peak cloud
#

Merry Christmas to everyone!

last cedar
#

Y'all a day late 😛

#

Merry Christmas tho!

quartz ether
#

Its only 9pm settle down 😛

vital ravine
#

hi peeps!

#

Do you guys recommend alexa or google home for hass?

quartz ether
vital ravine
#

sweeet thanks

clear ferry
#

🦝 🦝 🦝

forest edge
#

little did that person know that racoons eating marshmallows causes them to attack people and result in their heads getting blown off

last cedar
#

So cute tho

peak cloud
#

I want a trash panda 😔

last cedar
#

A racoon, an alpaca, an eagle owl, those are my top 3 animals to have at home

last cedar
#

YES

#

It sounds silly

#

But the alpaca is the only realistic one of the three 😂

dusky plank
#

wombats poop in cubic form

clear ferry
#

This I knew

#

My daughters book about poop stated the fact

#

With images

last cedar
#

A wombat would make a nice pet

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And a platypus

dusky plank
#

they can also be very angry and bite 😄 so not really a housepet

#

chevrotains would be cool

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potatoes on legs

fathom sparrow
scenic radish
#

It's very good. Put a shot in hot chocolate and have yourself a Hot Doctor

last cedar
#

You could wash clothes on those abs

clear ferry
#

I have an ab too

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I call it the it muscle

#

It's where all my useful knowledge is stored

fleet swallow
#

This why the cloud sucks and we need Home Automation. LOL

clear ferry
#

Yet a lot of people buy cloud stuff and put it in HA

fleet swallow
#

chuckles

#

I buy Tuya stuff and reflash it. Well at least I have been, but heard that the newest versions try and prevent you from reflashing them. Not sure why they care.

#

It's like "Let me get this straight. Your upset that I'm not using up your resources and server?" LOL

scenic radish
#

Well tuya-convert was a security vulnerability, they were kind of obligated to patch it

#

Any device that's ESP82xx based can still be serial flashed though

clear ferry
#

Teddi the haxxor

fleet swallow
#

I would prefer not to take apart my lights to reflash them, but I have every light in my house currently good to go.

scenic radish
#

Or hell, if the chip that it uses isn't an ESP but is pin compatible with an ESP you can remove the offending chip and solder on an ESP. I've done that before

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Ah gotcha, almost all my lights are zigbee

clear ferry
#

Long live zigbee

fleet swallow
#

Pretty sure re-soldering chips is above my pay grade. I can solder but removing something and putting a new one on would make me nervous.

scenic radish
#

Agreed though, it's unfortunate that tuya-convert was patched

#

Sometimes you can get lucky and get older stock that isn't patched

clear ferry
#

Or it gets hacked down the line again

#

Just stop updating them

fleet swallow
#

The problem from what I gather is that you can't tell from the box or from the model or whatever. You just have to try it.

scenic radish
#

There's work being done to try to reverse engineer the latest patch

#

Basically, yeah. All hail amazon free returns

fleet swallow
#

I have been using Merkury stuff from Walmart because it is cheap and works great and is just rebranded Tuya stuff.

#

Walmart pretty much takes back anything no questions asked as well if you have your reciept.

#

I have Merkury, white bulbs, color bulbs, camera, switches, and plugs.

#

I am looking for some cheap Zigbee/Z-wave stuff for door and windows sensors to do my own home security system since those would have to be battery operated. Same for door lock for the front and back doors.

last plaza
#

@hushed basalt @last dirge I actually want to get a full frame EOS 1D-X body. The existing lens would fit perfectly. Good old fashioned photography 😆

last cedar
#

You need 2 things for one of those cameras

#

Deep pockets and strong arms

last plaza
#

Got a shoulder strap, I don’t feel much pain on my wrists. It is all about priority - there is always something else you want to spend the money on 😂

fathom sparrow
scenic radish
#

Tasmota or ESPHome presumably

#

I'm guessing that stuff can still be tuya-converted based on the previous conversation

#

Again though, anything ESP82XX based can be serial flashed

last plaza
#

ESP82XX is a commodity hardware these days. You can flash them many ways.

fathom sparrow
#

ESP crap is so easy

scenic radish
#

A lot of manufacturers are moving toward realtek chips or making their own chips based on realtek ones though

fathom sparrow
#

I have all zwave but ended up making a custom door sensor using esp.. it was super cheap and easy

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I was totally surprised about the experience

scenic radish
#

Some are pin compatible with ESPs, others aren't. I've transplanted an ESP into a device that had a chip pin-compatible with an ESP with success, and I've also transplanted an ESP into a device with a chip that's not pin-compatible

forest edge
#

Merry Christmas all

scenic radish
#

First one, worth it. It's a sweet device. Second one, eh...it was fun but a lot of work

fathom sparrow
#

What’s it do?

scenic radish
#

First one is a dual indoor dimmer plug, second is a CCT light @fathom sparrow

clear ferry
#

Mr haxxor

fallow galleon
#

which speedtest should I trust

#

I used to get pretty consistent result

clear ferry
#

Find the fastest server in your country, usually a university site

#

Download and upload to there

fallow galleon
#

ok I'll try a uni

clear ferry
#

And use up your "capped" murica bandwidth so your ISP blocks you

#

😂

fallow galleon
#

🥲

#

I heard some cities run their own ISP

#

wish mine has one

clear ferry
#

Or that your city had a free monopoly for internet ;-)

#

Like most civilized places 😂

night zodiac
#

my ISP runs their own speedtest.net server which is very useful for testing my home network lol

#

I bet it confused a lot of people though

clear ferry
#

"tell him he gets the full speed"

night zodiac
#

watching the youtubes so my dl is missing some 😛

tidal bronze
#

Checking internet speed, is it still a thing ?

night zodiac
#

hey quad, 'hope you're doing well

#

I only do it if something feels fucky, 😛

tidal bronze
#

Hey there, doing fantastic, hope all is well

night zodiac
tidal bronze
#

Sucks to get on a flight today. 🙄

night zodiac
#

good luck

forest edge
#

you should look in a mirror and tell that boss of your where he can stick that lack of christmas spirit

tidal bronze
#

Lol. This is actually to be with family. Home alone, had to wait for the dog sitter to show up. 😆

forest edge
#

ah

#

well that is ok then

#

i suppose

night zodiac
#

I have to drive to Missouri tomorrow for the girl's parents

forest edge
#

sorry to hear that

night zodiac
#

I wish about 40 feet of snow fell tonight

forest edge
#

east side of MO is hick haven

tidal bronze
#

Everyone is Vegas so heading there now.

night zodiac
#

lol, I am from hick haven

forest edge
#

then you should fit right in then lol

night zodiac
#

I am from "Christian County" lmao

tidal bronze
#

Lol

night zodiac
#

I grew up in Vegas 😛

forest edge
#

quad loves vegas and wants to move there.... ||lul||

odd kindle
#

@fallow galleon what are you paying for that?

tidal bronze
#

I hate that place but what can I do gotta go see family. 🤣

night zodiac
#

Vegas is alright but I got in a lot of trouble as a kid 😛 I wouldn't raise a family there

forest edge
#

i have a friend in jersey that wants to move to vegas so bad, he loves it there

tidal bronze
#

Last 10 years things have improved a lot.

forest edge
#

but he's from jersey so that says it all

night zodiac
#

We moved away during the big recession shit

fallow galleon
#

$100 initially

night zodiac
#

wat

#

oh

fallow galleon
#

I think it's about time I give them a cakk

#

Call

tidal bronze
#

@night zodiac that was the best time for housing market.

odd kindle
#

@fallow galleon $100 / month, is it unlimited?

night zodiac
#

well everyone worked at the casinos

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and the casinos laid everyone off

#

so

odd kindle
#

or whatever it's called

forest edge
#

you could have moved and ssaved quad.. but noo you decided to stay in burn my wallet country

tidal bronze
#

Vegas is not for me. Sea food Buffet is the only thing that makes it worthwhile

forest edge
#

lol

night zodiac
#

the buffets are a treasure

#

I haven't been there in like 15 years

#

but coast casinos used to have solid buffets

#

the buffets in the midwest are a joke

forest edge
#

i keep forgetting if your not near a major water source you dry up and become your natural form.. a salt lick

tidal bronze
#

Ceasars would be number 1.

#

Aria would be close 2nd

night zodiac
#

Do they still do the free robot show at ceasers?

#

Aria didn't exist when I lived there

tidal bronze
#

I only go eat don't have a clue about anything else. Lol

night zodiac
#

haha, as kids you spend a lot of time at your nearest casino as it has a bowling alley, arcade, movie theater

#

I lived near one called Gold Coast so I was there a lot

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or maybe Sun Coast

#

so many Coasts

#

yet no water to be seen anywhere

cinder heart
#

I'm probably in the wrong crowd to ask this and I'm surely getting old(er). I see that more and more home appliances are connected to the cloud. Why do we need our fridge connected to the cloud? I simply fail to see the use case.

tidal bronze
night zodiac
#

Well you probably won't get many answers as most of us are setting up home assistant to avoid the cloud 😛 'A bit biased

tidal bronze
#

If the fridge comes with it, nothing wrong with that.

night zodiac
#

I wouldn't mind a fridge with a google nest display built into it

#

I would prefer a standard or something though so I can upgrade the fridge's display 😛

cinder heart
#

😄 yeah, a good thing too. I love that HA is pushing for local data. So I guess my question is: What is the use case for having a smart fridge? Supervise temperature? In that case that is an exception for something failing, which has a very low occurrence.

odd kindle
#

I'd for sure block my fridge from calling home. That'll be a hard block

#

if I had a smart fridge I'd be monitoring power consumtion, temperature at the very least

night zodiac
#

I am actually about to put door sensors on my fridge because I have noticed this shitty one at the new place doesn't have an alarm if the door is ajar

tidal bronze
#

Put your money in a safe, no need to block the fridge then

odd kindle
#

there's some new fridges that can take photos inside as well, that would be neat

#

I don't have a smart fridge, no plans on buying one either.

cinder heart
tidal bronze
#

Don't they come with door open reminder ?

night zodiac
#

This is like the first one I have seen that doesn't

#

or maybe the switch wasn't fully open to let it know

#

but the door sensor will solve it, fek it

#

I just noticed the fridge ajar one day and was like, dayum

cinder heart
odd kindle
#

"Did I buy milk yesterday?..."

night zodiac
#

I need to make a big ol' script of awake or not in HA

tidal bronze
#

That's not a problem when you shop at Costco for milk.
😆

night zodiac
#

don't costco memberships come with a cow you bring home?

tidal bronze
#

Lmao

night zodiac
#

costco used to have these frozen turkey burger patties that I miss

odd kindle
#

tbf it's not a problem here either, all stores have digital recipets

cinder heart
#

I can't help think that if you can't remember what you have in your fridge and need aid from a camera, there are LOTS of other areas you probably need some help too 🤣 😎

odd kindle
#

oh for sure, I need help with lots of things

night zodiac
#

Yeah, two non-problems with that for me. The girlfriend is the one that would need to know the contents of the fridge and she is also the one that stocks it.

tidal bronze
#

Same here no idea what's in fridges or freezers not my departmnet

night zodiac
#

I very well could get in trouble if I try to consume something in there

odd kindle
#

you don't do any cooking?

night zodiac
#

'best I just ask her to get me stuff

#

I definitely cook, but I ask her to get the stuffs for me

tidal bronze
#

Butcher to grill.

night zodiac
#

LOL

#

have you seen quad's yard?

#

'pretty sure he sleeps in a hammock

#

right next to his grill and ground speaker

tidal bronze
#

lol

night zodiac
#

quad, I might need to pick your brain when you're less busy 😛 I was looking at some stand-up speakers that I like but wanted to see if you know any reason to not get them

#

I don't want a 5.1 or anything, just stereo and sub

tidal bronze
#

Free standing is the way to go and a good sub.

night zodiac
tidal bronze
#

Looks good on specs 89 dB @ 2.83V / 1m better if lower 90's

night zodiac
#

very cool. I think I will just get these then and I am going to snag one of their vinyl players

#

I really need help finding the rest of the setup too

#

Idk what to get as far as powering it

tidal bronze
#

Run the AVR crossover at 80hz. Checkout monoprice subs great bang for the buck

night zodiac
#

I was just going to buy a Fluance sub unless you have a reason not too. I like matchy

#

and a center speaker

tidal bronze
#

There is no matchy with subs. All about air and placement

night zodiac
#

got it

tidal bronze
#

Even if you are in to 2.1 go with dual subs.

night zodiac
#

I think I will end up with 3.1. I need to make sure this TV stand I bought (forgot what it looks like) has a decent spot for it

#

but noted with the dual subs

#

I just need like an amp for 'er all, eh

cinder heart
#

Support buying a sub. The greatest advantage is that it can be placed where it works best with the room, while the main speakers needs to be placed around the listener, which might not be the best spot for a sub. (Best regards sound engineer that is doing room tuning)

tidal bronze
#

Dual subs are much easier than doing room correction and keeping the aesthetics intact

night zodiac
#

This all stemmed from me buying a vinyl record 2 months ago. The room size is super fucky. I might not spend a ton of time into correction 😛

cinder heart
tidal bronze
#

Indeed

night zodiac
#

amps?

#

😛

#

whatever the term is

#

POWA

tidal bronze
#

I lean Yamaha and Denon. Yamaha would be it for network control for me

night zodiac
#

Any of these bad bitches have casting built in these days?

#

nvm, a TV will be hooked up anyways

tidal bronze
#

Not CC

#

Although if you are going for 2.1 look into new CLASS D amps.

night zodiac
#

yeah, 2.1/3.1

tidal bronze
#

There's tons to pick from

cinder heart
#

I'm a sucker for Yamaha too. They can be a little "round" in HF, but proper amps helps a lot

night zodiac
#

Am I searching for a Yamaha AV Receiver?

#

seems so. I get results with that on amazon

tidal bronze
#

Aventage

night zodiac
#

lol, $2700 one?

#

maybe something around $1,500 to start out so the gf doesn't poison my foods

tidal bronze
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But 2.1 you don't need to take that route. .1 got the plate amp anyway. So get a CLASS D amp for tops. If you are looking for fast bass Class D would be it. A/B won't come close to D fast bass recovery.

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What type of music? Mainly?

night zodiac
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I really don't have a main

tidal bronze
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If you are going for Aventage give it a few months for 8k models to come out.

night zodiac
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oh, Aventage is a line?

tidal bronze
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Yamaha Aventage is their premier line

night zodiac
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I should look at their site. only one came up on amazon and it was the 2700 one

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thanks!

tidal bronze
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I run 2 x RX-A3080's

night zodiac
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A lot of music I listen to was recorded very poorly anyways haha but I just like having stuff that works well 😛

fleet swallow
fleet swallow
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As I said before it's all just Tuya rebranded stuff, the Merkury stuff.

chilly nymph
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2020 just won't stop. My grandmother passed away last night/early this morning. 😭

fleet swallow
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@chilly nymph Sorry to hear that.

tidal bronze
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So sorry to hear that.

chilly nymph
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I'm literally closing on a house less than 10 minutes from her house on Monday

fleet swallow
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2020 just sucks, we had a car/RV bomb in Nashville, Tennessee this morning as well.

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Couldn't 2020 just end quietly? Nope, 2020 sucks too much for that.

chilly nymph
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@fleet swallow @tidal bronze thank you. It's the second family member in a couple weeks.

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I'm sorry though. Don't mean to clog up this chat with it. Just hard to talk about it with my kids around because they are equally as sad

fleet swallow
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No problem here that you posted.

clear ferry
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@fleet swallow just wait, still days to go

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🤕

fleet swallow
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Yea knowing 2020 we will get something else, god I hope they don't tell us, Oh we didn't see that asteroid that is coming at us, so sorry, life is going to suck for awhile.

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I mean we had murder hornets this year.....WTH?!!? chuckles

clear ferry
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January is going to be interesting due to forbidden topic too probably

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🤫

fleet swallow
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Oh great. LOL

clear ferry
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And then Covid20 comes around in February

fleet swallow
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You had to bring that up didn't you? Had to jinx us all by mentioning that.

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😆

fleet swallow
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chuckles

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I did read supposedly about a Covid-21 on a few sites. No joke and no clue if it is real but given 2020 it wouldn't surprise me.

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Nothing should surprise me anymore when it comes to 2020.

tidal bronze
forest edge
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@tidal bronze 34 here so i can certainly ask for more

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but then wtf is christmas in shorts

tidal bronze
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Lmao

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Life is short. Might as well spend in shorts.

forest edge
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only yuppies spend xmas in shorts lol

forest edge
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California setting new records on the amount of idiots going out and getting infected with covid lol

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hell I think Texas is the next closest state and it's like several hundred K behind lol

hushed basalt
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@rare condor did you end up doing an IoTaWatt at home

silk meteor
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Is there a noobie channel where folks can/should as basic questions if they are having difficulty finding the answers elswhere?

clear ferry
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@silk meteor well, did you read the topic ?

last cedar
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Still no racoon. I don't think Santa got my letter :/

vernal maple
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Anyone else had Hue lamps this morning turned to red?

clear ferry
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You might be in the Julian calendar @last cedar

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All of my hue bulbs are behaving as expected @vernal maple all three of them I have left

vernal maple
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I thought I had hacker in my network, checked all network logs, system logs, homeassistant logs, google home logs, firewall logs etc. Can't find anything else than, usually homeassistant log says that 'turned on/off by Hass.io' . Now it reads that 'turned on by Hallway Light1', so I think was philips hue problem.

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Wife didin't know anything about it, and kid don't have hue app in his phone.

clear ferry
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I don't use the HUE gateway anymore, so I have no entrypoint from the cloud to that atleast

vernal maple
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Now i asked my kid, and he said he has used wifes phone to change color from hue app 😄

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I had spend 2 hour reading those logs 😄

clear ferry
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This is why we get rid of the propitary hubs and do everything from HA

vernal maple
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I have zigbee2mqtt stick, and use that from reading xiaomi temp reading and such. But somehow when i tested with hue lamps, they have huge lag and not allways working. So i change lights back to hue hub

clear ferry
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which stick ?

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If it is the CC2531 you can just ignore using that for anything else than a single room apartment

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current models are zzh \ slaesh or cc1352 which are usable

last cedar
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I should pick myself up a zzh

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After my racoon arrives

clear ferry
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I need to design a nextion display for my 3.5" screen

vernal maple
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yes it's CC2531

last cedar
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Might not be a great idea getting a racoon after all

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Not that it will stop me

clear ferry
rare condor
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@hushed basalt No, I ended up using Eastron RS485 Meters wanted everything to be mounted in a DIN Enclosure

hushed basalt
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DIN nerd

rare condor
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😛

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Also it felt more like a "Industrial" solution

hushed basalt
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tht would be hard to do circuit level monitoring oui?

clear ferry
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Finally it starts snowing

clever mortar
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Please send some this way

clever mortar
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Funnily enough, I'm watching Frozen 2 right now 😂

clear ferry
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By choice ?

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That said, I sing along to both frozen movies

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💃

clever mortar
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Yes

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Disney films are generally speaking fun

clear ferry
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I haven't watched Brave yet

clever mortar
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It's fun

turbid karma
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Hi everyone! I have a raspberry pi that has speakers connected to it, and would like to play my homeassistant tts notifications on it. I can either put HA on the raspberry pi with the speaker, or on another one. I was wondering how other people had done it.

clever mortar
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How you deal with this depends on your install method, but ...

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that's not for this channel 😉

turbid karma
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I see several things - pulseaudio network sinks, forked-daapd, gstreamer...

clever mortar
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(aka, please read the channel topics)

turbid karma
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All right 🙂

clever mortar
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Sounds like a good start 😉

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It may not be where you stop, but ... we'll see once you tell us more

deft pewter
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But you're not domesticated...

clear ferry
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Sending yall some unsolicited disk pics

forest edge
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it's after xmas and we're still talking about blowing racoons heads off?

clear ferry
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Dat girth

forest edge
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noone cares about your floppy

vapid lichen
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deft pewter
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I don't think they're after help with translations. They're just shamelessly self-promoting some crappy YouTube channel 🤷‍♂️

clear ferry
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Los youtubos

clear ferry
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I wonder what deaf people have in their head when the closed captioning says dramatic music plays

deft pewter
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I reckon the Imperial March. That's a piece of music you could enjoy the feel of.

clever mortar
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Surely for feel you want Pachelbel's Canon?

clear ferry
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ARE THERE NO DEAF PEOPLE HERE

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I must know

south hawk
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Hey guys, has anyone integrated a 868 mhz receiver to listen to alarm devices?

clever mortar
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The channel topic is a thing you should read 😉

tidal bronze
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Ahh the smiles on those BTC faces 😀

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2020 is not bad after all.

forest edge
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noone cares about btc faces

bitter solstice
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Hey, I’m new to home assistant. Been doing research and the general consensus seems to be installing on an intel nuc is best. Is this what you guys recommend?

And if so, can you recommend me a cheap nuc that will work?

forest edge
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that consensus was put together by people who buy a lamborghini at 80 years old and drive 20mph under the speed limit

bitter solstice
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Lol

scenic radish
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NUC, old laptop, off-brand mini PC

bitter solstice
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I see people using a raspberry pi for example. But seeing this can sometimes cause issues? I want the most effortless method

forest edge
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pi is the most effortless method lol

scenic radish
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Good starting point but you'll probably want more power at some point

bitter solstice
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Ok, I have multiple old laptops that I don’t use. So wouldn’t be a bad route to use one of these then?

scenic radish
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Not at all

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It's what I do

forest edge
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you could buy into that HA blue lol

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that comes weith HA preinstalled

deft pewter
bitter solstice
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Hm, so I don’t want to have to upgrade in the future. I want to have a set up that just works where I don’t have to potentially be looking for more power 6 months from now

deft pewter
forest edge
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I mean at some point you have to upgrade no matter what lol