#the-water-cooler
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I don't need that extra, I want a raise in that case
Yeah, I have a minimum of 8% bonus twice a year
What's the problem with performance-related bonuses anyway?
By contract
I don't want my crappy co-workers getting paid as much as me.
I can be your co-worker?
If I do better work, I should get better pay. It can take a while for annual increases to catch up with what a bonus could pay out immediately.
Sure, atx. You can go install nodes somewhere.
Meanwhile, I'll be deploying to AWS 😄
@deft pewter never said anything about co-workers getting paid as much as you
but then again I do want my co-workers to get ruffly the same pay as I have, they're great people
If everyone's taken on at the same starting salary and the annual increments are relatively small, it takes a long time before there's a discernable gap in salary between the best and the worst.
why would everyone be taken on at the same starting salary? No reason for that
Bonuses... you have immediate feedback. Someone does crap, they get nothing. Someone does great, they get 25%.
Why? Because the UK.
nor any reason for a small incremental raise. I've had ~10% raises
I seem to remember you being quite adamant that people shouldn't criticise that which they don't understand about another country.
Time to take your own advice 😉
not talking about UK here
I am.
I'm telling you how it works here and why I don't want bonuses
Because the UK...
Countries are differently, oddly.
you were criticising me and what I did yesterday, but lets not bring that up again...
Yeah, we start at... Whatever the employer thinks we are worth
Had a colleague start 2 years after me, who started $25k above me
There's way less transparency in the UK when it comes to salary bands and negotiating initial salaries.
My wife was paid more than the starting band for her current role because she impressed them so much at interview... but there aren't many cases like that here.
Yeah, in Norway anyone can look up anyone else online, but it is logged and we get a notification, in Sweden I believe they can look up anyone in the library without tracking, unless that changed
Used to be log free in Norway too
You can just call and get the info yes, or use a 3rd party service but that usually cost
You can look up other people's salaries? 🤔
It happens more than you'd think 😉
Well, here you can only look up taxes, I think
having a hard time believing norwats wanting to actually inquire anything about other norwats in any shape or form

Norwats?
Maybe I'm just not exposed to that side of things enough 🤷♂️ I've done my fair share of interviewing lately but never handle the offers themselves.
Until a few years ago, I was still in customer service land too... where it's a race to the bottom.
So glad to finally be in R&D now.
When switching jobs I’ve usually had 3 offers from different companies and then been open about what the others offer me
Risk and death
Having the other companies raise the offers
Gets complicated when you include pension offers tho
I've been involved in the recruiting process quite a bit, and for experienced hires it's pretty typical for folks to start somewhere in the band, rather than at the bottom
What's less common is if they've got "steps" for people not to start on a step, but that happens too
It’s not super common to have salary steps here and I stay away from those companies
job hiring here is all over the place
I don't want to sound too critical of my employer, as they've looked after me pretty well... but they're so opaque about pay stuff that they don't even publish the pay bands anymore.
the standard is that there is no standard
Think the last year they published them was 2015... 😢
That said, I know where I sit relative to those bands and I doubt they've been adjusted by much in 5 years.
Yeah, here the bands are semi-public - you can find them if you want, but they're not obvious. Previous employer they were published annually.
I work for an American company in Norway which contradicts, for muricans it is taboo to speak about pay it seems, while for Norwegians it is very open
They're going to have fun when they promote me and I can quote the next band up 😄
Yeah, atx... so many places treat it as taboo because it benefits the employer. You have less bargaining power if you can't ask why you're being paid less than others.
I know exactly how much a promotion would gain me, both in terms of money, and in terms of crap 😛
it's a double edge sword
I always used to think it was just rude to ask others... it's more about the business.
It's the capitalist mindset
openly speaking about pay in a company where pay is vastly all over the place causes tension
When I started I was honest about my pay, which put a few noses out of joint because some of my colleagues were paid less, at a higher grade 🤣
Exactly. With some of the crap I see the seniors handling at the moment, I'm half tempted to stay at engineer level. They already pay me as much as most of the seniors, so there's no rush for a promotion in terms of salary... 🤷♂️
I probably earn 20% more or more than collegues who have 20 years longer experience than me tbh
Yeah, I'm moving slowly towards why not, particularly given some of the folks I've seen promoted...
I'm pretty sure I can't screw it up worse than them 🤣
😂
some of that has to do with pay increase not keeping up with new wage standards
I'm pleased that I'm surrounded by good senior engineers that I'm still learning from. But for now, I'll let them handle all the live incidents and out of hours work...
thus 20 years down the road you'll be the one making 20% less than others etc
Mono the junior strikes
Our bands are pretty wide. If I accept a promotion, I'll be paid about double what we pay our juniors. I'm not far off already.
Bands 🤢
Which is great, considering I still sometimes suffer imposter syndrome... 😄
Who doesn't?
The bands aren't absolute, atx. You get reduced increases if you're at the top, but only as a way to slow down spending a bit.
It's not like you hit the top and can never earn more.
Nah we have murica bands too, but I just jump to the next band usually 😂
But again... they're wide. I think our senior engineer bands stop around £60-65k. At that point, just become lead/principal/whatever or move to architect.
I'm at O band now, wonder if it goes to Z or Å
£65k in the UK in a corporate role is pretty decent. I'd guess a lot of people go the consultancy route if they want more.
Yeah, I passed that a while ago 
enjoy it while you can. the vast inconstancies of pay rates vs job types and inflation of of some vs others is going to cause something to erupt at some point
in most countries
Yeah, but you're in Norwat and everything costs you double 😄
You mean because some people are pushing for communism? 😄
double? he has to pay more than double lol
I don't think the people asking for everyone to be paid/treated equally understand what that really means.
Fairly, sure. Equally, hell no.
because manual labor jobs are quickly becoming "not worth it" and when those start to have trouble, imagine the world then lol
Who's going to put themselves through 7 years of medical school if they'd get paid the same as someone flipping burgers? No-one actually wants communism.
Not to mention it'd be terribly dull if we all had the same home with the same furniture and drove the same car.
Better than some people having no furniture at all
People that can't afford luxuries envy those that have them... but forget that there will be no luxuries if we're all paid the same and given the same.
There's a middle ground to be found though 😉
whats 7 years when there are so many methods of having those 7 years not ever coming out of your pocket?
No-one should live in poverty. That's still not communism.
For many people i grew up with they do, all basic bitches same white House with live love laugh and audi E-tron 🤢
The Joneses...
everyone lived in the same mud hut?
🤫
kind of feel bad for ya lol
so if I want to g et a really good webcamera for the xmas what should I g et?
Logitech 920, of course. Good luck finding one.
no your house is a few degrees off from being labled a dirty igloo
@deft pewter why that specific one?
Noice
normal ice isn't shit brown...
Not until atx goes potty.
I bought this and I've been super happy
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It's like how dogs drag their asses along the floor.
It's even more impressive that atx gets it on the ceiling.
@clear ferry thinking I should get something for tomorrow so that's not an option 🙂
That is a you being rubbish at planning problem

@clear ferry that's our gov changing policies the last few days 😐
can't you use your cellphone as a webcam in a pinch?
Yes
I've done that
With droidcam
Works nice
Especially for showing inside servers
it's amazing that the UK has managed to find themselves in a border crisis of their own making two weeks before the previously scheduled border crisis of their own making
Or a DSLR if you have one
I'll agree it's hilarious. And even as a Brit, I'm glad they did - since our own government couldn't be bothered closing borders to limit the spread.
That said... remember the 'no politics' rule 😉
@forest edge yeah that's what we've been doing so far works great. Figured I would get something better for tomorrow
"Logitech StreamCam" seems to be an upgraded 920
But if it is Scandinavian it is pölitäcs
One pain in the ass thing about working night shift is finding deals overnight, then it's 4am and you're wanting to get this damn deal and the store doesn't open for three more hours..
This Christmas tree will be mine
last second deal hunting is not deal hunting.. it's settling for whatever works and dosen't require a loan
Not for a present, purely my own shopping 😉
You're just getting what's left on the shelves at this point.
It's always a joy when you surround yourself with an Home Decorators Collection 7.5 ft Twinkly Pre-Lit Swiss Mountain Black Spruce Artificial Christmas Tree with your close ones. This tree comes pre-lit with 435 Twinkly Lights. After you turn on the lights, watch the tree light up, and you can control the effects through your phone app. The Quic...
75% off
And would be full price any earlier in the season! 😄
Atleast most tech shops here have adopted really well. Delivery to your car outside the store within 1h
twinkly trees where sold everywhere here this year.. really drove down the price of them
Most just do free mail delivery here this year
some were like around 100 bucks which is cheap
we're still waiting for our cats to age alittle before getting a new tree
My kitty just likes to sleep on the skirt underneath 🙂
mine like to dive bomb into it as if they were taking cover from a drive by shooting
Funnily enough my crotch goblin is not tearing down the tree
not even gonna ask
😍
you may wanna consider referring to your daughter as something other than "crotch goblin" just sayin..
here atx would be called a pedophile for that lol
there we go, ready for pickup within an hour. Gotta love the new ways of shoping tho
@clear ferry we usually have free delivery to your door within 24h as well but didn't want to risk it not arriving today
Are we doing across then down or down then across? 🤔
depends on your location releative to the equator
I'm imagining atx as Shrek Kermit (across then down)
Always top , side @deft pewter
Big bald head, clearly skipped arm day.
Yeah, I assumed XY, since anything else is unholy.
Ironically I'm ridiculously strong even though I don't work out, my wife just calls me the Hulk because I destroy utensils without intending to
Must be all the servers I lift
Found this while scrolling through /r/popular. wtf? https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/kilth5/live/
There are people congratulating virtual performers.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Kanataaaaa!!!!!
Eh. They have some strange pastimes over there but this one's on a whole other level.
Chances are, they don't even know who the songwriters or 3D artists are. They aren't praising the creators, they're praising a nothing.
At least with those weird mega pop groups they have with 80 members, there are real people performing.
Isn't that Japanese megaartist a hologram
Miku or something
I wanted to buy a Miku guitar pedal
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Norway. And welcome to 0 visibility driving. - https://v.redd.it/xnx6t8fjvs661
Mi hømetåwn
well thats some wierd Chemtrails ...

spicy chemtrails
or copper based vaccines 🤔
Lol that's legit
⛹️♀️
Nakatomi... but yes.
Close
And that's Hans Gruber falling.
😍
Oh, god... another press conference from the UK government.
The rest of us are going into Tier 4...
Bwah hah hah
I can't imagine many people are going to pay attention, especially 2 days before Christmas.
It's not even been two weeks since the last changes, so how can they even tell what's working?
It's okay. I have no intention of following these draconian rules at Christmas. I already followed them all year.
This is the only time this year that the 6 of us will be together.
We have a rising trend, so one new death per week or something
Still staying home
😂
Yeah, staying home where possible is the right thing to do. Staying home 24/7 and never seeing family? Fuck off.
They gave us 5 days. Then they said one. Now they're likely to tell more people zero days.
We are just happy we have an excuse not to visit parents this year, our families are.... A lot all the time 😂
Scotland is basically you can have Christmas, and then it's three weeks of maximum lockdown so you don't spread it further
Which makes sense
Yeah, it's inconvenient, but ... eh
Hell, if we did a real lockdown, it'd all be over already.
Pretty much
Island nation... no excuse to still have it.
Sadly, banned topic is the cause
Just be like Norwegians
Don't socialize and don't go outside

Not like those bonkers swedes
vat du jo meen ai kænt jøst likk everiwan ann travell tu awstreilia tu stødi ann gett STDs
NOICE. The South is getting Tier 4. Basically the entire South.
No changes in the North 😄
Uh oh. He just mentioned another new strain 🤣
Third time lucky folks!
Oh crap... it's the South African strain.
Cases detected here.
Someone's not very good at graphs. 150% of cases are either the 'UK' variant or not the UK variant:
🤦♂️
Not looking good
I'm not worried about me and my family. We're just hermits now.
But if the ZA one spreads, they reckon it's more dangerous 😦
I just want this to be over, very annoying
It is just getting more and more drawn out
Yup 😦
I wonder where the break point will be, at some point with mutations and herd immunity, we should reach 0 infections eventually
I'm just sick of all of the idiots acting like it's no big deal
Yeah, exactly
We have business more or less as normal here, still
No one wears masks, no one really distances from my experience
So the recommendations we have have limited effect. If everyone followed 2 meters, at all times, we would probably have a lot less infections
Probably a bit tough
Just added POE to my Pi.
Have to say it's pretty cool
That's all, Merry, merry, folks!
Just make sure you have full 24v going into the Pi.
🤣
Pi hat was IEE802.3af, and my switch supports af, at and az.
I am very optimistic about all of this
Y'all and your kids toys 😂
Nothing like a faulty Poe switch so you can weld the rack if you are bored
What WiFi standards do your HPE's support?
You use WiFi? 🤢
In a pinch!
@clear ferry At what point do you stop considering stuff "kids toys"?
1060 raspberry pi cluster ^
The above rack has a ton of storage, cores, RAM, and redundancy. You could lose 10, 20, 30 modules, and it'll keep on going. lol
https://insidehpc.com/2020/02/isambard-2-at-uk-met-office-to-be-largest-arm-supercomputer-in-europe/
The UK Met Office been awarded £4.1m by EPSRC to create Isambard 2, the largest Arm-based supercomputer in Europe. The powerful new £6.5m facility, to be hosted by the Met Office in Exeter and utilized by the universities of Bath, Bristol, Cardiff and Exeter, will double the size of GW4 Isambard, to 21,504 high performance cores and 336 nodes....
This forexample
(The yellow tagged cables in that photo are dead modules, btw. Woo redundancy!)
Any cluster has redundancy , so that in it self isn't impressive or extraordinary 😂
At some point you string together enough hardware to make it competitive against enterprise solutions. That's the entire principal that Backblaze runs on
They buy the cheapest hard disks they can get their hands on, load up storage pods with over 120+ drives with multi-pod redundancy, and call it a day
Obviously someone is using them, because they're constantly adding capacity
And their redundancy works, because they were able to keep running even with a plague of bad Seagate drives taking down entire pods
I know a lot of homelab users abuse them, but never seen anyone with actual uptime requirements use them 🤷♂️
When you can just lose 200 drives and keep running like nothing happened, who the hell cares if they're consumer drives anymore?
Why must we always argue
The systems I worked with t 15 years could lose 130 drives simultaneously and still keep running, that is nothing special
The current systems can probably lose a lot more, but I don't peek too far into the low end of it anymore
@clear ferry Aight, point proven
Th fact that you're now comparing directly across to "real" enterprise solutions proves my point 😛
+1 for the Fez gif, though
I'm comparing 15-20 year old tech to your statement 😘
Hasn't changed, though
If they can both maintain the same uptime, who the hell cares if one uses consumer drives and the other uses enterprise drives?
What was enterprise 15 years ago is low grade consumer these days, as technology trickles down
Honestly, 15-20 year server tech isn't in consumer hardware these days, because it's massively obsolete. Consumer hardware tracks WAY closer to server hardware than that
Buy an Intel HEDT system, and you're running re-badged intel Server hardware in a desktop
Yeah, exactly
I can swap out the Core i7 in my motherboard for a 28 core Xeon (and even roll with ECC RAM), because it's literally the same socket and chipset that they use on their modern server hardware
The whole "15-20 year trickle-down" argument kinda falls on its face when desktop hardware is basically the same thing as server hardware
Well, the technology that lived inside previous generations of enterprise hardware only is now available in consumer grade stuff easily, that there is now "prosumer" hardware that the fanboi market gobbles up is something entirely different imo
Hell, they're so similar I even have baseband management (thanks intel for putting vPro on everything) if I want it...
Nah, that's not true. Desktop hardware has tended to track slightly ahead of servers for a long time
Consumers can adopt shit WAY faster than enterprise
@shy comet do you run any BBQ alerts?
yes does your meat send up smoke signals indicating if it's overcooked or not?
Usually they sound a 2.8KHz tone right before the smoke signal
Now I am thinking of getting a BBQ cluster just in case 1 fails.
@tidal bronze for teh smoker i do but really just on certain temp changes
i set it up in a way thats easy for the wife to use....plug it in...change drop down and thats it
Oh boy still single file. You are a Rock Star dude ! @shy comet Thank you
@clear ferry at the rate you and @subtle pasture cluster, what else are we mere mortals supposed to do
1 file to rule them all
Got the probes done. Gotta write some automations after ages. 😆
oh nice, you may need to tweak the "almost done" notifications sicne mine are based on my smoker and the temps i use for each meat
their designed to give a 10 min heads up so you can start preparing whatever it is you need to prepare lol
Right on. Brilliant idea.
I have to think about Kamado Joe heat up. It's not simple as natural gas. Rise and fall is going to be tricky
Automating coal 🤔
These are 4 probe units, I am only using 1 per grill. After coal stabilize it will make sense but the run up would be nuts if alerts are on. Lol
@shy comet if you are interested thermopro and rtl_433 works like a champ. All BT and WiFi fancy stuff is pure garbage.
hmm ok as of now im just using esp8266 and max6675
Nice. Got bunch of thermopros on prime day, pretty cheap. SDR receiver is all the way in the back of the house in the garage, range is phenomenal 👌 comes with the pocket receiver as well. 😝
oh wow
heh
meat probe
@tidal bronze you could set up an automation to turn on the other automations
have one with the set temp and when it reaches the set temp, turn the others on
what model? TP27?
https://github.com/merbanan/rtl_433 supports every protocol under the sun? Yes
I mean the thermometer
Yes 27
Darn it says "purchased 2 times" where on earth is the 1st one? LMAO
Time to add a anemometer to the mix. 433 stuff is super fun.
Finally took the time to solder protoboard "adapters" to connect a Senseair S8 and S11 Sunrise to a Wemos D1 mini
Flashed ESP Easy to post data to HA and emonCMS
i have the exact same issue with so many things lolol
who the hell automates a grill? lol
wow people are stealing from other peoples cartss now while shopping at the market
@forest edge its all about making sure the meat cooks as expected and is taken out once done on time 😛
well if you know how to cook the meat should cook as expected. if you don't then you shouldn't cook cause you'll likely end up getting sick lol
i like things to be precise with food personally
automating cooking is like those pizza vending machines that cooks the pizza using infrared
perfection with food is not a mathematical thing lol
plus i only use my probe in the smoker and sometimes its tough to tell
talking about you know who lol
@forest edge stop hatin'
I know you are used to sundried meat on the clothesline but we don't do like you do down in west side.
your one gizmo away from pushing a button to have the meat pulled from the freezer and slapped on your grill then catapulted to your plate
Don't ask me to curb my enthusiasm for tongs.
@shy comet do you go to Pavillions @ sherman oaks?
i havnet been in a market since march lol
i havnet been to pavillions in a long ass time
@grand marlin what LEDs are you using?
how many per meter?
driver on LED?
Slightly disappointed with Christmas this year
I have yet to recieve my racoon present
it would just attack you and end up having to have it's head blown off anyways
slaps @forest edge
I have that same soap container in pink! 😛 Not sure if you have the same issue, but a ranger band works well for keeping the shells together. Normal rubber bands just wear out too quickly.
🦝 🦝 🦝 🦝
@forest edge no, I love animals. Would try to take one as a baby and raise it, like our cat-dog.
No head blowing off going on here
it would just grow up to attack you then have it's head blown off
and racoons do not domesticate like cats or dogs no matter how many videos you may have seen
Your mother said the same @forest edge and look at you now
at best they won't eat your face when you get near them
Almost civilized
Phew 😂
Are you going to have any pork with that fat?
@clear ferry Are you a professional photographer? Those totally look like stock photos.
Since one is for a meal he hasn't yet cooked, I'm gonna go with stock photos.
What version of Lineage are people using for their wall dashboards these days?
Finally got this HD Gen 8 unlocked
That's a question for #frontend-archived
I suppose it is yes
https://snapdrop.net/
this is awesome, airdrop with any browser
THat looks great for transferring the occasional file. I still prefer SyncThing for keeping folders in sync across devices.
👎 👎 👎
I believe they use local storage to store files for download... wonder whats max supported. also original airdrop also utilises bluetooth whereas this is just local lan...
yeah it's just to exchange files when needed, no sync thing but cross OS compatible though
SyncThing is cross-OS too 👍
I've bookmarked Snapdrop, will probably find a use for it in the future.
To make it up to you dale I'll take real photos when food is done 😂
Ribbe for Christmas, pinnekjøtt for first day of Christmas
Ribs followed by ribs?
Then long pig?
It snowed here earlier... for about 10 minutes 🤣
All melted again now.
I like your menorah 😉
I know, I know... just funny how it's so similar.
@clear ferry gotta hide your bloodstains better
Spoken like a true soldier for hire 🐔
yep....got to be like you where never there
Racoon still hasn't been delivered yet. Getting slighly worried
You're having raccoon for your Christmas dinner? 😮
I'm halfway through baking a massive batch of cookies for the family. Made some Christmas-y ones with ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg. Now on to the choc chip cookies 😄
Aaah, everyone I know is getting covid
While I know a single person who has had it across all my customers and family and friends
It’s going like wildfire in upstate ny atm
that news tends to come in waves doesnt it? last time i had 1 friend tell me there was 3 others that same day
Yeah that’s how it’s been pretty much
Today was the first day where I’ve had past contact with a person who tested positive
I love that our ops team can't figure out how to tell Outlook to NOT append the "all business transactions blah blah blah" at the bottom of an email if that's already at the bottom of the email
I love communications with American companies by mail, 2 paragraph reply, 2 A4 pages of signature, how to spare the environment by using less paper and legal stuff at the bottom
"let me fly those signatures to you on my private plane"
A4?
A4, the standard size for letters everywhere outside of the US 🤣
297x210mm
There's a whole series of paper sizes that just double the length of the shortest side to get to the next one. A3 would be 297x420mm.
Pretty sure there's a B-series too but no-one uses it.
Hello all, I am new here. Thanks to devs and support teams who have made HA. It's awesome
I could use some support in setting HA to manage my office building. Can someone recommend any companies or organizations that can provide paid support
HA doesn't lend itself to that, but you may have luck on the forum
$350/hour sound good? 😄
Damn, you're cheap 😛
I am open to that
But yeah, asking on the forum would be better
Remote support for HA isn't a trivial thing, and I can't imagine many sane folks would be up for it
Yup
It's also not quick, expect days to weeks of time required, not hours
I get it. I am a consultant and understand the value of time
And smart enough to realize when I need an expert
I'll try on the forum
But if anyone here is interested in helping and making some $$ please DM me
HA is also a moving target, and your integration choices may mean you need regular return visits
I will explain the scope of work and payment terms there
Got a link to that post? Asking for a friend
post ? It's a small gig to review some errors that are happening on my install
Forum post...
petro is asking for the link to the forum post once you've created it 😉
Well that's me done here until the 26th. However you plan to spend your holiday, best wishes and stay safe.
Oh, I got stuck in deciding which forum to chose. Will post it here once done. Thanks
The HA forum?
Merry whatever you celebrate everyone
I hope you get to spend the holidays with the people you want to spend the holidays with
@fathom sparrow stay save, don't want to risk needing to go to the hospital in NY from what I've read 😐
It’s not bad upstate
Our hospitals are not at capacity
Nyc on the other hand...
That's a positive at least. Here they just went up one level to "critical", meaning staff will have to work 48h weeks.
anybody got a good source of cubed foam?
There is configuration, installation, hardware, uncategorized
hey guys, I am planning to run portainer on a different VM to monitor/manager hassio add-ons.. Is there any documentation/guide on this ?
You don't use portainer to manage add-ons
#add-ons-archived would be where to ask further though
Thank you.. "manage" may be a strong word.. Monitor and observe 🙂 .. Eventually I want this portainer to manage my other docker cluster (another VM) as well.. Hence the path of installing portainer on a diff VM rather than an add-on.. I posted on add-ons and not sure if that channel is actively used..
Well, given that the last post in there was less than half an hour ago... I'd say it's active 😉
he he.. okay I shall wait for someone to respond there.. Sorry, super new to hass world.. Still learning nuts and bolts
Patience is the key 😉
@fathom shale have you been runing portainer before? Anytime I try using it for anything I realize I don't really like it
Is it good?
I like Dooley's
And Amarula
Not a fan of Bailey's though
@odd kindle yeah, the only thing I used it for was recreating containers I had forgotten my parameters for
After I learned compose, I have no use of it
I mounted my Xiaomi smoke detector over my 3d printer, perfect spot for a smart smoke detector
you ever have dr. mcgillicuddy's mentholmint @clear ferry @fathom sparrow ?
really good
Hey guys i need your advise.
I have a new project. This time on the software side. I run WLED on 5 ESP32 in my basement in total. I also use HomeAssistant for managing the other ESP32 used for the QuinLED Quads.
The syncing function in WLED is not very reliable - most of the time only 4 lights sync and the 5th thinks it does not belong to the others xD
But if i send the command via HA everything works great. Is there a way to create something like a "PartyMode" where effects (and palettes) switch automatically? Anybody an idea?
I asked in the WLED Forum but nobody answered me 😦
Group entities yes
I already did this but how can i add this automation with changing effects
https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/wled/
i found this article but i have no idea how to implement this. There is always an error
@last dirge are there any cameras that aren't Japanese
Yeah, Chinese ones
@last dirge making your own pelican case?
@last plaza no, going to buy this and use it to organize photography stuff
finally found a telephoto lens at a reasonable price
and I've got Nanuk cases, they're a hell of a lot cheaper than Pelicans
Pelicans often go on sale. Just keep an eye.
I’ve built my own open shelf for all photography equipment- everything goes in there nice and neat - including tripod, soft boxes, stands, backdrops, umbrellas and beauty dish...etc. C-Stands are heavy, so they stay aside.
I've got a little cabinet but it's not great, everything's in bins and it's hard to keep the smaller stuff like filters organized
Gotcha.
what camera do you have? I forget
@hushed basalt fair point
I mean manufactured in Japan
Canon 7D
It is old now. Need to upgrade it but don’t want to spend a fortune on lenses again.
I got great sharp L glasses. Don’t want them to go waste.
merry christmas 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄 🎄
Wishing you all safe, happy and healthy holidays
@last plaza eos-r body with ef adapter
Merry Christmas and happy holidays. 🎉
Merry Christmas to everyone!
Its only 9pm settle down 😛
Head over to #voice-assistants-archived and you should be able to get the answers you are after
sweeet thanks
Still not got my racoon for christmas yet
🦝 🦝 🦝
little did that person know that racoons eating marshmallows causes them to attack people and result in their heads getting blown off
So cute tho
I want a trash panda 😔
A racoon, an alpaca, an eagle owl, those are my top 3 animals to have at home
wombats poop in cubic form
they can also be very angry and bite 😄 so not really a housepet
chevrotains would be cool
potatoes on legs
Na, is it good?? I’ll drink anything
It's very good. Put a shot in hot chocolate and have yourself a Hot Doctor
You could wash clothes on those abs
I have an ab too
I call it the it muscle
It's where all my useful knowledge is stored
chuckles
I buy Tuya stuff and reflash it. Well at least I have been, but heard that the newest versions try and prevent you from reflashing them. Not sure why they care.
It's like "Let me get this straight. Your upset that I'm not using up your resources and server?" LOL
Well tuya-convert was a security vulnerability, they were kind of obligated to patch it
Any device that's ESP82xx based can still be serial flashed though
Teddi the haxxor
I would prefer not to take apart my lights to reflash them, but I have every light in my house currently good to go.
Or hell, if the chip that it uses isn't an ESP but is pin compatible with an ESP you can remove the offending chip and solder on an ESP. I've done that before
Ah gotcha, almost all my lights are zigbee
Long live zigbee
Pretty sure re-soldering chips is above my pay grade. I can solder but removing something and putting a new one on would make me nervous.
Agreed though, it's unfortunate that tuya-convert was patched
Sometimes you can get lucky and get older stock that isn't patched
The problem from what I gather is that you can't tell from the box or from the model or whatever. You just have to try it.
There's work being done to try to reverse engineer the latest patch
Basically, yeah. All hail amazon free returns
I have been using Merkury stuff from Walmart because it is cheap and works great and is just rebranded Tuya stuff.
Walmart pretty much takes back anything no questions asked as well if you have your reciept.
I have Merkury, white bulbs, color bulbs, camera, switches, and plugs.
I am looking for some cheap Zigbee/Z-wave stuff for door and windows sensors to do my own home security system since those would have to be battery operated. Same for door lock for the front and back doors.
@hushed basalt @last dirge I actually want to get a full frame EOS 1D-X body. The existing lens would fit perfectly. Good old fashioned photography 😆
Got a shoulder strap, I don’t feel much pain on my wrists. It is all about priority - there is always something else you want to spend the money on 😂
Can you flash it with anything? Is it a specific protocol?
Tasmota or ESPHome presumably
I'm guessing that stuff can still be tuya-converted based on the previous conversation
Again though, anything ESP82XX based can be serial flashed
ESP82XX is a commodity hardware these days. You can flash them many ways.
If they are cheap I’d totally buy a few
ESP crap is so easy
A lot of manufacturers are moving toward realtek chips or making their own chips based on realtek ones though
I have all zwave but ended up making a custom door sensor using esp.. it was super cheap and easy
I was totally surprised about the experience
Some are pin compatible with ESPs, others aren't. I've transplanted an ESP into a device that had a chip pin-compatible with an ESP with success, and I've also transplanted an ESP into a device with a chip that's not pin-compatible
Merry Christmas all
First one, worth it. It's a sweet device. Second one, eh...it was fun but a lot of work
What’s it do?
First one is a dual indoor dimmer plug, second is a CCT light @fathom sparrow
This one: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08LPYXK6L
Find the fastest server in your country, usually a university site
Download and upload to there
ok I'll try a uni
my ISP runs their own speedtest.net server which is very useful for testing my home network lol
I bet it confused a lot of people though
"tell him he gets the full speed"
Checking internet speed, is it still a thing ?
Hey there, doing fantastic, hope all is well
https://share.busheezy.dev/7T2Ss9.png like when I moved into the new place and a shitty connection somewhere was giving me a portion of my speed
Sucks to get on a flight today. 🙄
good luck
wtf.. you know there is more to life than business
you should look in a mirror and tell that boss of your where he can stick that lack of christmas spirit
Lol. This is actually to be with family. Home alone, had to wait for the dog sitter to show up. 😆
I have to drive to Missouri tomorrow for the girl's parents
sorry to hear that
I wish about 40 feet of snow fell tonight
east side of MO is hick haven
Everyone is Vegas so heading there now.
lol, I am from hick haven
then you should fit right in then lol
I am from "Christian County" lmao
Lol
I grew up in Vegas 😛
quad loves vegas and wants to move there.... ||lul||
@fallow galleon what are you paying for that?
I hate that place but what can I do gotta go see family. 🤣
Vegas is alright but I got in a lot of trouble as a kid 😛 I wouldn't raise a family there
i have a friend in jersey that wants to move to vegas so bad, he loves it there
Last 10 years things have improved a lot.
but he's from jersey so that says it all
We moved away during the big recession shit
$100 initially
@night zodiac that was the best time for housing market.
@fallow galleon $100 / month, is it unlimited?
or whatever it's called
you could have moved and ssaved quad.. but noo you decided to stay in burn my wallet country
Vegas is not for me. Sea food Buffet is the only thing that makes it worthwhile
lol
the buffets are a treasure
I haven't been there in like 15 years
but coast casinos used to have solid buffets
the buffets in the midwest are a joke
i keep forgetting if your not near a major water source you dry up and become your natural form.. a salt lick
Do they still do the free robot show at ceasers?
Aria didn't exist when I lived there
I only go eat don't have a clue about anything else. Lol
haha, as kids you spend a lot of time at your nearest casino as it has a bowling alley, arcade, movie theater
I lived near one called Gold Coast so I was there a lot
or maybe Sun Coast
so many Coasts
yet no water to be seen anywhere
I'm probably in the wrong crowd to ask this and I'm surely getting old(er). I see that more and more home appliances are connected to the cloud. Why do we need our fridge connected to the cloud? I simply fail to see the use case.
🤣
Well you probably won't get many answers as most of us are setting up home assistant to avoid the cloud 😛 'A bit biased
If the fridge comes with it, nothing wrong with that.
I wouldn't mind a fridge with a google nest display built into it
I would prefer a standard or something though so I can upgrade the fridge's display 😛
😄 yeah, a good thing too. I love that HA is pushing for local data. So I guess my question is: What is the use case for having a smart fridge? Supervise temperature? In that case that is an exception for something failing, which has a very low occurrence.
I'd for sure block my fridge from calling home. That'll be a hard block
if I had a smart fridge I'd be monitoring power consumtion, temperature at the very least
I am actually about to put door sensors on my fridge because I have noticed this shitty one at the new place doesn't have an alarm if the door is ajar
Put your money in a safe, no need to block the fridge then
there's some new fridges that can take photos inside as well, that would be neat
I don't have a smart fridge, no plans on buying one either.
That was a good use case: When the kids forget to close the fridge door. Much, much higher occurrence than failing fridge 😄
Don't they come with door open reminder ?
This is like the first one I have seen that doesn't
or maybe the switch wasn't fully open to let it know
but the door sensor will solve it, fek it
I just noticed the fridge ajar one day and was like, dayum
Seriously? Hmm, interesting. I'm not sure I see that need though
"Did I buy milk yesterday?..."
I need to make a big ol' script of awake or not in HA
That's not a problem when you shop at Costco for milk.
😆
don't costco memberships come with a cow you bring home?
Lmao
costco used to have these frozen turkey burger patties that I miss
tbf it's not a problem here either, all stores have digital recipets
I can't help think that if you can't remember what you have in your fridge and need aid from a camera, there are LOTS of other areas you probably need some help too 🤣 😎
oh for sure, I need help with lots of things
Yeah, two non-problems with that for me. The girlfriend is the one that would need to know the contents of the fridge and she is also the one that stocks it.
Same here no idea what's in fridges or freezers not my departmnet
I very well could get in trouble if I try to consume something in there
you don't do any cooking?
'best I just ask her to get me stuff
I definitely cook, but I ask her to get the stuffs for me
Butcher to grill.
LOL
have you seen quad's yard?
'pretty sure he sleeps in a hammock
right next to his grill and ground speaker
lol
quad, I might need to pick your brain when you're less busy 😛 I was looking at some stand-up speakers that I like but wanted to see if you know any reason to not get them
I don't want a 5.1 or anything, just stereo and sub
Free standing is the way to go and a good sub.
https://www.fluance.com/signature-series-hi-fi-three-way-floorstanding-speakers This is what I had in mind
Our Signature Series Three-way Floor standing Loud Speakers produce such defined sound you will feel as if the artist was playing in front of you.
Looks good on specs 89 dB @ 2.83V / 1m better if lower 90's
very cool. I think I will just get these then and I am going to snag one of their vinyl players
I really need help finding the rest of the setup too
Idk what to get as far as powering it
I was just going to buy a Fluance sub unless you have a reason not too. I like matchy
and a center speaker
The Fluance DB12 Powered Subwoofer is ready to rock your body with a powerful bass performance empowering you to become truly immersed in any music or movie experience from a mesmerizing bass guitar solo to a ground shaking movie explosion.
The Fluance Signature Series Hi-Fi Center Channel Speaker will perfect the vocals and dialogue of your favorite music and movies ensuring you are in the center of the action.
There is no matchy with subs. All about air and placement
got it
Even if you are in to 2.1 go with dual subs.
I think I will end up with 3.1. I need to make sure this TV stand I bought (forgot what it looks like) has a decent spot for it
but noted with the dual subs
I just need like an amp for 'er all, eh
Support buying a sub. The greatest advantage is that it can be placed where it works best with the room, while the main speakers needs to be placed around the listener, which might not be the best spot for a sub. (Best regards sound engineer that is doing room tuning)
Dual subs are much easier than doing room correction and keeping the aesthetics intact
This all stemmed from me buying a vinyl record 2 months ago. The room size is super fucky. I might not spend a ton of time into correction 😛
yep, And much easier to get control over pesky room nodes
Indeed
I lean Yamaha and Denon. Yamaha would be it for network control for me
Any of these bad bitches have casting built in these days?
nvm, a TV will be hooked up anyways
yeah, 2.1/3.1
There's tons to pick from
I'm a sucker for Yamaha too. They can be a little "round" in HF, but proper amps helps a lot
Am I searching for a Yamaha AV Receiver?
seems so. I get results with that on amazon
Aventage
lol, $2700 one?
maybe something around $1,500 to start out so the gf doesn't poison my foods
But 2.1 you don't need to take that route. .1 got the plate amp anyway. So get a CLASS D amp for tops. If you are looking for fast bass Class D would be it. A/B won't come close to D fast bass recovery.
What type of music? Mainly?
I really don't have a main
If you are going for Aventage give it a few months for 8k models to come out.
oh, Aventage is a line?
Yamaha Aventage is their premier line
I should look at their site. only one came up on amazon and it was the 2700 one
thanks!
I run 2 x RX-A3080's
A lot of music I listen to was recorded very poorly anyways haha but I just like having stuff that works well 😛
You can flash the Merkury stuff with ESPHome or Tasmota open firmware. Depending on the device type (bulb, camera, etc).
https://tasmota.github.io/docs/
https://esphome.io/
Since you are into DIY. Try this, mind blowing <https://www.parts-express.com/icepower-1000asp-class-d-audio-amplifier-with-power-supply-module-1-x-1000w--326-206? > or https://www.parts-express.com/icepower-50asx2btl-class-d-audio-amplifier-with-power-supply-module-1-x-170w--326-214
As I said before it's all just Tuya rebranded stuff, the Merkury stuff.
2020 just won't stop. My grandmother passed away last night/early this morning. 😭
@chilly nymph Sorry to hear that.
So sorry to hear that.
I'm literally closing on a house less than 10 minutes from her house on Monday
2020 just sucks, we had a car/RV bomb in Nashville, Tennessee this morning as well.
Couldn't 2020 just end quietly? Nope, 2020 sucks too much for that.
@fleet swallow @tidal bronze thank you. It's the second family member in a couple weeks.
I'm sorry though. Don't mean to clog up this chat with it. Just hard to talk about it with my kids around because they are equally as sad
No problem here that you posted.
Yea knowing 2020 we will get something else, god I hope they don't tell us, Oh we didn't see that asteroid that is coming at us, so sorry, life is going to suck for awhile.
I mean we had murder hornets this year.....WTH?!!? chuckles
Oh great. LOL
And then Covid20 comes around in February
chuckles
I did read supposedly about a Covid-21 on a few sites. No joke and no clue if it is real but given 2020 it wouldn't surprise me.
Nothing should surprise me anymore when it comes to 2020.
@forest edge 73F perfect! How can you ask for more 😆
@tidal bronze 34 here so i can certainly ask for more
but then wtf is christmas in shorts
only yuppies spend xmas in shorts lol
California setting new records on the amount of idiots going out and getting infected with covid lol
hell I think Texas is the next closest state and it's like several hundred K behind lol
@rare condor did you end up doing an IoTaWatt at home
Is there a noobie channel where folks can/should as basic questions if they are having difficulty finding the answers elswhere?
@silk meteor well, did you read the topic ?
Still no racoon. I don't think Santa got my letter :/
Anyone else had Hue lamps this morning turned to red?
You might be in the Julian calendar @last cedar
All of my hue bulbs are behaving as expected @vernal maple all three of them I have left
I thought I had hacker in my network, checked all network logs, system logs, homeassistant logs, google home logs, firewall logs etc. Can't find anything else than, usually homeassistant log says that 'turned on/off by Hass.io' . Now it reads that 'turned on by Hallway Light1', so I think was philips hue problem.
Wife didin't know anything about it, and kid don't have hue app in his phone.
I don't use the HUE gateway anymore, so I have no entrypoint from the cloud to that atleast
Now i asked my kid, and he said he has used wifes phone to change color from hue app 😄
I had spend 2 hour reading those logs 😄
I have zigbee2mqtt stick, and use that from reading xiaomi temp reading and such. But somehow when i tested with hue lamps, they have huge lag and not allways working. So i change lights back to hue hub
which stick ?
If it is the CC2531 you can just ignore using that for anything else than a single room apartment
current models are zzh \ slaesh or cc1352 which are usable
yes it's CC2531
Might not be a great idea getting a racoon after all
Not that it will stop me
Yeah, that is fine for 30m2 or as a router, as a coordinator it is... Quite useless
@hushed basalt No, I ended up using Eastron RS485 Meters wanted everything to be mounted in a DIN Enclosure
DIN nerd
tht would be hard to do circuit level monitoring oui?
Please send some this way
Funnily enough, I'm watching Frozen 2 right now 😂
It's fun
Hi everyone! I have a raspberry pi that has speakers connected to it, and would like to play my homeassistant tts notifications on it. I can either put HA on the raspberry pi with the speaker, or on another one. I was wondering how other people had done it.
How you deal with this depends on your install method, but ...
that's not for this channel 😉
I see several things - pulseaudio network sinks, forked-daapd, gstreamer...
(aka, please read the channel topics)
Sounds like a good start 😉
It may not be where you stop, but ... we'll see once you tell us more
But you're not domesticated...
it's after xmas and we're still talking about blowing racoons heads off?
noone cares about your floppy
Please help me to expand the Home Assistant world to the Spanish speakers :D
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I don't think they're after help with translations. They're just shamelessly self-promoting some crappy YouTube channel 🤷♂️
Los youtubos
I wonder what deaf people have in their head when the closed captioning says dramatic music plays
I reckon the Imperial March. That's a piece of music you could enjoy the feel of.
Surely for feel you want Pachelbel's Canon?
Hey guys, has anyone integrated a 868 mhz receiver to listen to alarm devices?
The channel topic is a thing you should read 😉
You're possibly talking about the RFLink #integrations-archived
noone cares about btc faces
Hey, I’m new to home assistant. Been doing research and the general consensus seems to be installing on an intel nuc is best. Is this what you guys recommend?
And if so, can you recommend me a cheap nuc that will work?
that consensus was put together by people who buy a lamborghini at 80 years old and drive 20mph under the speed limit
Lol
NUC, old laptop, off-brand mini PC
I see people using a raspberry pi for example. But seeing this can sometimes cause issues? I want the most effortless method
pi is the most effortless method lol
Good starting point but you'll probably want more power at some point
Ok, I have multiple old laptops that I don’t use. So wouldn’t be a bad route to use one of these then?
You could even ask in #hardware-archived about devices 🤷♂️
Hm, so I don’t want to have to upgrade in the future. I want to have a set up that just works where I don’t have to potentially be looking for more power 6 months from now
I mean at some point you have to upgrade no matter what lol