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last dirge
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but you have to use the "advanced" payload

flat fossil
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oh thats an interesting idea. i was trying to use totally different voices

last dirge
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you can probably do that too

flat fossil
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no you cant

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the amazon api doesnt allow it

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at least with one account. i gave up when it seemed i had to have like 5 different aws accounts

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@rigid oriole idk where to even start. basically everything. clean the cat litter box, open the hvac damper, close it again, move the laundry to the dryer, unload the dishwasher, google calendar reminders, personal events. anything i can't automate my house tells me to do

rigid oriole
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That sounds impressive! Where I struggle is in how to implement getting the home to do actual physical things (besides using switchbots), but it looks like you have that all figured out

flat fossil
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just depends on what you want it to do

rigid oriole
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Yeah - setting up automated home entertainment and PC control is about as far as I've been able to take it, but that stuff is pretty much all figured out

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I'm not even sure how you'd go about unloading a dishwasher!

steel crag
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I'd be happy with litter box automation

flat fossil
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haha no no no it doesnt unload the dishwasher it just reminds me to do it

rigid oriole
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Ohh! I was gonna say! That would be some major Jetsons action haha

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Getting the dishwasher and washing machine to send alerts would be nice though

flat fossil
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i just use a zigbee plug and trigger an input boolean to determine that a cycle has started based on energy usage then it lets me know when it finished and reminds me to unload it whenever i go near it. then a door sensor if it has been open long enough determines i have unloaded it and resets the boolean

rigid oriole
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Whenever you go near it? Motion sensors or bluetooth tracking? Or something else?

flat fossil
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my house is 3 floors. basement main floor and attic bedroom suite. i use zigbee dimmer switches to determine which floor im on. these enable various things but if i go to the main floor i use tts to tell me to unload the dishwasher

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i used to use motion sensors but i found my cats to make those useless

steel crag
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i used to use motion sensors but i found my cats to make those useless
@flat fossil yes I think my 4 cats would render motion useless as a tracker

flat fossil
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yeah sometimes less smart is better for home automation. i only have 2 cats but they are fuckin wild

rigid oriole
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That's a nice way of going about it, I never did figure out an ideal presence detection system so I focused on just making things easy to control wherever I am

flat fossil
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at least for me it all depends on living alone

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all this would be so much harder with another person to worry about

steel crag
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That's a nice way of going about it, I never did figure out an ideal presence detection system so I focused on just making things easy to control wherever I am
@rigid oriole you need to go look at Tinkerer's setup on github

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it's boss

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bluetooth tracking with signal strength

flat fossil
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he has a great blog too

rigid oriole
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Oh my word yes it is! I also live alone and have discovered first hand how having family over confuses home automation

steel crag
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o.O

rigid oriole
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He does? I will definitely check that out!

velvet horizonBOT
last dirge
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lucky guess

flat fossil
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nailed it

rigid oriole
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Oh thanks theres loads here! I've been hurting for new ideas!

steel crag
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Tinkerer will definitely cause you to want to rip out your setup

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LOL

flat fossil
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nah my setup is tits

rigid oriole
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Honestly my setup is a frankenstein, I don't have much technical knowledge compared to many here and only got it up and running due to persistence

flat fossil
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but tinkerer knows things

rigid oriole
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So I'm happy to see how to improve it after looking at things others have done better

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Honestly the only thing I thing I can say is implemented really well with my place is the voice control, thats it

boreal pewter
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Tinkerer knows things? Which a kind description for he knows fucking everything, call him god and stfu

flat fossil
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kinda want to @ him so he can be happy about us fanboying

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@boreal pewter he knows i love him

rigid oriole
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Tinkerer was one of the main people to help save my entire setup a few months ago after trying and failing spectacularly to migrate from a pi 3b+

boreal pewter
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Altough I don't see the trouble there?

flat fossil
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uh oh

clever mortar
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I don't know everything - I can just Google faster than ya'll πŸ˜›

boreal pewter
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0ms ping because you are hosting google locally?

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Wait

flat fossil
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lol

boreal pewter
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You ARE GOOGLE

clever mortar
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In my skull πŸ˜›

boreal pewter
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Hey Google, please make me a drink

boreal pewter
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Thats what I think when I think at him *cough

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You see.. the passion..

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Just sayin

flat fossil
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he wouldnt have a rear projection tv but i could see the wrist brace

clever mortar
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Thankfully, not yet

wet pilot
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heh that ep is kinda old at this point

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back when WoW was still big

clever mortar
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I only wear my knee brace when kicking idiots πŸ˜›

quartz ether
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I feel like Tinkerer wouldn't allow his house to be dirty

clever mortar
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Eh, I'm not that organised by choice

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Fortunately I don't have a choice πŸ˜“

flat fossil
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i always wonder with people who are famous amongst a very very small subset of humanity, does your partner or family know? and if so, how did you explain that

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like, im a pretty big deal in the home assistant world. just sayin

clever mortar
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When it comes to this stuff, my partner just knows I'm involved (and mostly despairs) and my family doesn't have a clue

flat fossil
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see that's why cats are better companions than people. they never give me a hard time about sitting at the computer

last dirge
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my dog is semi-famous

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does that count?

wet pilot
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heh my wife usually sees me on my phone and goes: "Home Automation?" <shakes head>

rigid oriole
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It would probably be about as difficult to explain to friends and family!

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Actually no everyone would be on board with a famous dog

last dirge
rigid oriole
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This blog is the blog of a person for whom the honeymoon period of home automation is a distant memory

last dirge
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my wife complains about me working on stuff when I work on it

flat fossil
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damn cant click on that link since facebook is banned on my network

last dirge
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but if it doesn't work it's suddenly "why doesn't it work?"

rigid oriole
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Ha sounds pretty standard!

last dirge
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is dogster blocked?

flat fossil
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again I reiterate that Cat Acceptance Factor is not a thing

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damn bro you have a sick ass dog

last dirge
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or YouTube?

flat fossil
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also your wife looks to be much much younger so thats a good move by you there brian

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maybe not much much but definitely younger

rigid oriole
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@flat fossil Not the only solution, but I've been finding that a smartwatch set up right really helps with family/pet issues

last dirge
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she's only 2 years younger

flat fossil
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still younger

tidal bronze
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@last dirge pretty cool man. πŸ‘

flat fossil
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now i want a Chihuahua

last dirge
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they're definitely interesting

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strong personalities

boreal pewter
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No dogs below knee height

last dirge
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I have 4 dogs below knee height

tidal bronze
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@last dirge where did you get the walkin wheels from?

flat fossil
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i wouldnt want a dog that my cat Dave couldnt take one on one. he runs this place

last dirge
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Eddie's Wheels for Pets

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they make wheelchairs for all sorts of animals

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dogs, cats, goats

tidal bronze
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Thanks

last dirge
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I think they did one for a pony recently

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they're made custom for each animal

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we had to send in a bunch of pictures with rulers in them

tidal bronze
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I have to get ready with the St Bernard.

flat fossil
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well today i learned that @last dirge is the best human ever and i accidentally said he looks old

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you dont brian. you are beautiful

boreal pewter
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36

last dirge
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I turned 39 this year

dull chasm
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you are soo old

last dirge
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feels like it some days

flat fossil
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if it mans anything i would have guessed 38 haha. real talk

dull chasm
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well i am 21

last dirge
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(X) doubt

boreal pewter
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Oh you turned man this year

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Nice

dull chasm
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yep

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drinking age

tidal bronze
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21 huh

flat fossil
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i would have guessed your wife is 32 at most. tell her i said that

boreal pewter
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21 32 is ok

dull chasm
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@tidal bronze yep

last dirge
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@tidal bronze I thought you had Schnauzers

dull chasm
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@tidal bronze ε―θƒ½δΈζ˜―

tidal bronze
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@last dirge giant schnauzer, st bernard and golden ret

boreal pewter
last dirge
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all huge dogs

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the hair must be out of control

tidal bronze
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Yep but not he schnauzer

boreal pewter
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Γ€

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Take it

dull chasm
last dirge
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there's no umlaut though

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so, keep it

boreal pewter
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West germany

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Racist 😦

dull chasm
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Hail Dauschand

last dirge
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haha

boreal pewter
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Almost right

last dirge
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der Sudentenland ist primo

dull chasm
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close enough

flat fossil
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can we just get rid of languages and all just speak my own language? -american

tidal bronze
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@dull chasm too cute

dull chasm
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@tidal bronze she is my baby ...thanks

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she is trying to hustle some porkchops right now

boreal pewter
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Ugh there we go

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We don't speak american, we speak english, which only won to be the world language by a small %, else everyone would now speak german πŸ˜›

flat fossil
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lol i was just kidding

boreal pewter
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They probably just didn't want us because of a small war here and there <.<

dull chasm
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german as world lang .....with yalls history ....come on

boreal pewter
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À â ü ß

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Look at that beauties

flat fossil
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"yalls". must be my countryman

clever mortar
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Sadly, Mandarin and Spanish have more speakers than English

last dirge
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stick it up your Eszett

boreal pewter
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πŸ˜„

flat fossil
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look guys america fuckin sucks

last dirge
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my dumbass took german in high school

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and college

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"pretty much everybody who speaks German also speaks english"

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cool, definitely more useful than learning Spanish

tidal bronze
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Lol

boreal pewter
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nobody:
germany: der die das

last dirge
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that's the worst part

boreal pewter
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πŸ˜„

flat fossil
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i took french and travelled to french speaking canada and every single person immediately realized i was american and started speaking english

last dirge
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and all of the stupid rules that change the determiners based on tense, plurality, which way the wind blows

static schooner
last dirge
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French Canadians don't have the best reputation of dealing with foreigners though

flat fossil
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they certainly dont. quebec = the texas of canada. from what I'm told at least.

steel crag
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I turned 39 this year
@last dirge I'll be there in January

tidal bronze
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@last dirge so all TSLA predictions 😜

last dirge
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yeah, it's all FOMO right now though

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"ooh, split's coming"

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nah, probably not

steel crag
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What's fomo

last dirge
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Fear Of Missing Out

flat fossil
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what

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lol

tidal bronze
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Nuts. Looks like its going to hold for sometime

last dirge
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now that the interest rates are in the shitter, I'm probably going to ditch my HYSA and start dollar cost averaging ETFs

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SPY's been nuts this month

tidal bronze
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Yep

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United did good for me today.

flat fossil
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when did this convo veer into rich guy talk

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i had to google those initialisms

last dirge
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heh

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I'm a HENRY

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quadflight on the other hand ...

flat fossil
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googled that too

last dirge
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speaking of acronyms

flat fossil
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im also a henry!

last dirge
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did anybody watch the cartoon Doug?

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back in the day

flat fossil
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of course

tidal bronze
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Can't find a single reliable buck/boost on Amazon. All crap.

last dirge
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I didn't realize until like last year that the Dinks were DINKs

flat fossil
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lol

last dirge
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interesting commentary

flat fossil
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that i knew

last dirge
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@tidal bronze are you mostly wanting the bucking or the boosting?

dull chasm
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that sounds perverted

tidal bronze
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Both. 24V in and 21V system

last dirge
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oh

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how much current?

tidal bronze
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1.6A

last dirge
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but you need to drop 100mA

tidal bronze
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Ordered a victron, let's see how that goes.

flat fossil
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brian i am assuming you are american. would you tell me, if i am right, which state you live in?

last dirge
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sure

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I'm in GA, outside of Atlanta

flat fossil
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fuck

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i probably could have found that out if i read the article more closely

last dirge
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I'm easy to find

dull chasm
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well they would not let him on the inside

tidal bronze
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@dull chasm did you watch hans Zimmer live ?

dull chasm
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no considering i have no idea who that is

flat fossil
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@last dirge idk why but i was sure you lived in Ohio

tidal bronze
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One of the best atmos titles @dull chasm

flat fossil
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what? who doesnt know who hans zimmer is

last dirge
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skalavala lives in Ohio

tidal bronze
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"hans zimmer live in prague" @dull chasm

dull chasm
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maybbe i did i think atx sent me that

tidal bronze
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Seriously good.

dull chasm
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but i dont rem it decoding to atmos

tidal bronze
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You should check it out specially all tracks from Gladiator

flat fossil
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this is blowing my mind right now

dull chasm
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ok maybe after nap ....i have been up all night with the storms and all

tidal bronze
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Hope you are safe

flat fossil
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@dull chasm you are in for a treat

dull chasm
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yea we are fine

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i listen to all music in 2 channel so it may have been off

tidal bronze
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Mastered ATMOS and mastered obviously by a pro. πŸ˜†

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Lion king track better separation than the movie track.

flat fossil
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@last dirge i bet there are four or five of us on here who live in ohio

last dirge
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that's unfortunate

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πŸ˜‰

flat fossil
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ohio is a great place to live bro

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ive been to georgia. the airport. thats all it is right?

tidal bronze
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Ohio, lots of green

flat fossil
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people don't realize how many people live in ohio. there are 7 major cities

tidal bronze
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Been there few times for work, beautiful

flat fossil
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thanks, she's okay

last dirge
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people don't realize how many people live in GA

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almost a million more than in Ohio

tidal bronze
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Finding food late night was little tough πŸ˜†

flat fossil
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yeah and your governor is a corrupt piece of shit who stole the election

last dirge
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definitely

flat fossil
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but thats all ill say

last dirge
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he's doing a horrendous job

flat fossil
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ok good

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while stacey abrams is out here killin it

wild grove
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are you saying GA has a larger population than ohio?

last dirge
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yes

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oh no, got it backward

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Ohio's got more people

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GA has more empty land

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GA and Sweden have roughly the same population

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Sweden is 3x the size though

wild grove
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that sounds nice

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kinda cold though

night patio
clever mortar
low harness
knotty loom
green inlet
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Orange/white, orange, green/white, blue, blue/white, green, brown/white, brown

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All-day-long

night patio
last dirge
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Fedex is garbage recently

forest edge
hushed basalt
tidal bronze
forest edge
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doesn't look like any fish i ever seen

hushed basalt
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Found some vegan "nuttelex" yesterday

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Finally get to have some choc hazelnut pancake goodness

pure vine
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Fish steak?

tidal bronze
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doesn't look like any fish i ever seen
@forest edge good since I don't eat fish. πŸ˜‚

steel crag
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so maybe shouldn't take 5 hours naps and wake up at 10pm

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fml

forest edge
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@forest edge good since I don't eat fish. πŸ˜‚
@tidal bronze we know, you eat what fish eat lol

steel crag
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Lol

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Smaller fish?

forest edge
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he prefers pellets

steel crag
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LOL

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well I've been vegetarian, vegan and back again

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although I still don't eat red meat

ashen kayak
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fuck a vegan

clever mortar
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@ashen kayak Really? Can we keep it at least a little politer please πŸ˜‰

ashen kayak
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Sorry, i do not like vegans

clever mortar
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So? That's no reason to be so rude

flat fossil
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personally i love vegans

hushed basalt
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I buy a lot of vegan stuff

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Not that I'm vegan but it's just easier than getting stuff that is milk and egg free

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Plus a lot of it incidentally is wheat free too which is nice

flat fossil
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some of that vegan alternative mayonnaise and meat and stuff is actually really fuckin good

forest edge
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oh crap a few android apps might actually be nice in HA, I may just have to convert over to core or whatever it's called these days

hushed basalt
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Biggest thing I miss is dairy ice cream

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There's really good ice cream foe reasonable prices

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In vegan range it's like $24AUD/Litre sometimes. Or more.

stable plover
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I'm not vegan but it's only because I'm weak

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hard to say the objections to animal products are wrong

flat fossil
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thats way too much for ice cream

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almonds can't possibly cost that much to milk

midnight adder
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Hey everyone, I currently have a few smart devices that I manage using the Tuya smart life app and it's horrible. Before I get started with Home Assistant I want to understand if it's an alternative to smart life or if it's something else.

flat fossil
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its an extremely versatile automation platform. it could be used as an alternative to your app, yes. or much more.

midnight adder
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Okay awesome to hear. Can I run the "daemon" of it via a cloud server? Instead of a local one.

clever mortar
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You could but I really wouldn't

midnight adder
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Why's that?

clever mortar
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It's designed to be local, and many integrations require it to be local (like with the Google/Nest home)

flat fossil
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the whole point is it being local

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ditto

clever mortar
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Also, why the heck would you make your home automation reliant on your ISP and that cloud host?

midnight adder
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I just find cloud hosting more reliable then a server that I don't have.

light trout
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Because we ||fucking|| can

midnight adder
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I'm working from a MacBook so I can't really have a home server on that :/

clever mortar
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Pi3/4 or an ODroid

light trout
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Get a pi4 or something

midnight adder
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That's like 70$.

flat fossil
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all you need is a raspberry pi

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im sure a cloud server would eclipse that cost eventually

light trout
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A decent 24/7 VPS will cost you more in a year

clever mortar
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Also, how will you run Zigbee, Z-Wave or anything else local only... πŸ˜‰

light trout
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carefully

midnight adder
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lol

flat fossil
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once you get deeper into home assistant you wont be happy with a cloud setup. believe me or don't but i promise you will eventually self host

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and any money you spend between now and then will be wasted

hushed basalt
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Get an old refurbished desktop for $100

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And you can run virtualbox on your laptop to make sure you're happy with it

deft pewter
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Steal a desktop from your office.

flat fossil
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fuck it just shoplift. target has raspberry pis now

hushed basalt
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Build a computer from coconuts

deft pewter
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I jest. My employer sells off old assets when they do a refresh. Any money they collect goes to charity.

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I got an old HP Elite thingymabob for Β£10.

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Fine for a basic home server, I don't need anything fancy.

hushed basalt
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Useful for updating the hacs components

forest edge
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Looks like something atx would do

gentle canopy
steel crag
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whoa that escalated quickly

deft pewter
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No fun in the lounge, please.

steel crag
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well you're here so that's already out the window

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πŸ˜›

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the Minmatar don't do fun anyway

wintry crater
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Also, how will you run Zigbee, Z-Wave or anything else local only... πŸ˜‰
usb over network πŸ˜†

steel crag
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over the internet more like

steel crag
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HA was built to take the reliance on cloud servers away and give you options locally

steel crag
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ok that's it, I'm having a beer

last dirge
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my new foster dog is a derp

shy comet
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we tried fostering once and we failed within hours lol

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shes a rescue from a backyard breeder who didnt want to pay for parvo treatment so our friend whose a vet took her in and raised money....we were supposed to watch her (GSD) for memorial day weekend and ended up telling her we wanted to keep her that day lol

last dirge
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this guy is foster dog #41 for us

hearty depot
clever mortar
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🀣

brisk glen
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wow...

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some one just hacked the cengage windows server 2016 hosts in the lab I was doing

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rofl

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I hate cengage so Im going to make it hell for them about this and force them to fix shit πŸ˜„

wet pilot
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@hearty depot needs a bethesda logo

midnight adder
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Yooo guys who's from the USA? I'm dumb and need help

deft pewter
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Help with HA or with something else?

midnight adder
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Something else

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5.59 am PT 8-29-2020

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That's in 15.5 hours right

deft pewter
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I make it 13.5 hours but I'm a Brit and don't know your crazy time zones.

midnight adder
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I'm in Amsterdam

deft pewter
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πŸ˜„

midnight adder
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Yet what is the 1 hour difference between you and me

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2*

deft pewter
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D'oh. It keeps changing to 5am. I searched for 6am πŸ˜„

midnight adder
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Ahh

deft pewter
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Should be 15:00 tomorrow for you then.

midnight adder
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Aight

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It's a steal for 57 euros

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Lifetime

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🧐

deft pewter
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I always think it's a great deal but then remember that I only really use the free features.

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I don't use the DVR stuff or stream outside of my home.

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If you do... 57 is great.

midnight adder
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Hmmm

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Well I will maintain the server

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And brother and dad can use it

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From somewhere else

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Might that be useful?

deft pewter
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πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Not to me. Maybe to you πŸ˜„

ashen kayak
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been wanting to buy the plex pass

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& purchased

shy comet
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yea i got mine a while ago...worth it

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except for when your friends are trying to sync some data and their device is full so it takes up your drive space until they clear it lol

hushed basalt
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Thanks, I just upgraded too

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Bit of a sting for what is essentially an app which is essentially Netflix but using my own content, compute and network resources but hey,

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At least it's not a yearly sting anymore

forest edge
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80 bucks for plex? lol

shy comet
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plex pass which gives special features...syncing offline content is the main one i think

forest edge
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its all still built off Kodi

hushed basalt
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It's $160AUD normally

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It doesn't really have anything to do with Kodi anymore

forest edge
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the core is still the same

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although they don't havve as many codecs

hushed basalt
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It's not

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Firstly kodi is a client not a server

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Plex is a server

forest edge
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kodi is both

hushed basalt
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It's not. It's a client that has some hacky syncing

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Or people run a client in a headless environment as their master

forest edge
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been running it since it was xmbc

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pre plex

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cousin even still has an xbox with xmbc on it lol

shy comet
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kodi doenst do transcoding but it is a server too as long as you have a mysql setup

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and given you do direct play on everything

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which is why i dont use plex at home....only kodi

forest edge
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you can do transcoding in kodi with a plugin

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thats basically what plex is, a bunch of plugins

shy comet
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theres a plugin for everything LOL

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but u know using plex when your away is amazing....especially if you travel for work...i remember being in Mumbai streaming in my hotel from my house in cali....pretty clean too...low bitrate of course πŸ˜›

forest edge
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sure there is a kodi plugin for that as well lol

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I still have kodi on a rpi1 and my main on is still on an rpi2

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prior to pis coming out I have a system setting in a closet i use to run it on

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now it just collects dust lol

shy comet
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yea i just use a shield now, i got tired of messing with everything like htpc and all that...i just wanted something that worked lol

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gotta have my HDR Atmos in the home theater πŸ˜„

rich kettle
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for your ps5

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oh

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πŸ˜„

green inlet
#

@tidal bronze , it’s a Chelada kind of evening πŸ˜‰

tidal bronze
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@green inlet indeed.

harsh palm
#

HomeAssistant: If the IP of your Phillips Hue Hub changes, you need to remove and re-add the integration
Me, an intellectual:

ashen kayak
#

just bind to MAC

harsh palm
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Changed the subnet my hue hub was on, so the IP wasn't staying the same

deep gyro
#

Bit of a noob on networking and network manager in docker, is this right/ok? should I be setting the network to the same static IP?

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Not even sure what these networks are and what they control. It's proxmox controlled and should be static as 192.168.1.10

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I'm used to eth0 or enp3s0

light trout
deep gyro
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Fair enough! 192.168.1.96 got me a little worried lol
OK πŸ‘

tidal bronze
#

@shy comet did you get an invite to preview Amazon fresh in woodland hills

shy comet
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Nope lol they must know I ain't leaving the house πŸ˜‚

rancid wharf
#

alms for the poor who wishith to write yaml - Can you share a good syntax guide?

upbeat fractal
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\o/ i broke it!

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Now for the fun part, the fixing

velvet horizonBOT
#

YAML is the mark up language used by Home Assistant, consistent indenting (two spaces per level) is key. Here is a primer, and this explains multi-line templates. For validating YAML see YAML Lint.

upbeat fractal
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well that was easy, home assistant stopped working after an improper shutdown. Connection refused to webpage, so i thought log into proxmox and restore backup. Ended up having a look in the console and running a su -repair. Now all seems good in the world

late gate
dull mesa
#

Hi, does anyone know how to disable the "floor plan" view popup on each time i log into hassio?

static schooner
#

who let the support question into the lounge? πŸ™‚

dull mesa
#

well, since everyone is sleeping on the other channel, i was trying my luck in here ;)... dont be mad πŸ˜›

static schooner
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not a good strategy

dull mesa
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ic

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sorry

brisk glen
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dont be mad, get banned

static schooner
#

it's likely that some of the folks who actually do help a lot ignore the lounge

brisk glen
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for good reason πŸ˜›

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its where the drunk mad automators come to hang out

shy comet
#

random thought of the night......every time Google decides to change the voice of the assistant it feels like having to deal with an uninvited guest you can't really get rid of.

wet pilot
#

Lol I haven't really had mine change. My wife misses john legend though

forest edge
steel crag
#

Samuel L Jackson is cool for Alexa

wintry crater
hushed basalt
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Don't tell me what to do

steep fractal
midnight adder
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seems to work here

steep fractal
#

Okay well it just starting working for me (classic)

gloomy canyon
#

looks good

knotty hemlock
#

Hello home assistant discord, long time lurker here! I was wondering if you guys could give me some pointers on where I can improve my home assistant content? I've posted on the home assistant subbreddit twice now: https://www.reddit.com/r/homeassistant/comments/iixq35/how_to_hack_your_tv_with_hdmicec_and_home/ and https://www.reddit.com/r/homeassistant/comments/ihr1ct/streaming_projects_with_home_assistant/, both times the response has been quite negative. I was wondering if I'm doing anything that the home assistant community finds particularly offensive? I really love the home assistant project and I'm constantly raving about it to my friends (it's one of the reasons I started streaming, to show it to more people). Thanks a lot! πŸ™‚

velvet horizonBOT
clever mortar
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The forum is a good place for long back and fore

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You'll also find a different group of folks than reddit

knotty hemlock
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ok, thanks! πŸ™‚

clever mortar
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Here, talking about what you've doing would be an #general-archived topic, or for help see the relevant channel

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At least write a short description what it is you want people to watch for 8+ minutes.
IMO was a very valid point though

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Summarise what the video is about, what you'll be doing, and what integrations, etc, you're touching

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A lot of the good videos I've seen have included all the details you need to duplicate it in the written part, so you've got an easy reference

knotty hemlock
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Yeah, I'll be doing that from now on! Just didn't think it was that important initially. Still a bit confused as to why the difference between r/homeassistant and r/homeautomation is so drastic though

clever mortar
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Different people, different expectations

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Overall feedback r/homeautomation looks pretty balanced (not having watched the video)

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With only two responses on r/homeassistant it's too early to tell πŸ˜‰

knotty hemlock
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I guess so! Yeah -- outside the discussion there were a whole lot of people showing some alternatives to look into, which is awesome! I'm all about that constant learning πŸ˜„ I mean, it was posted almost a day ago, so I think that already says something as well. No matter what I'll defnitely include a description next time + maybe check out the forums and see if they have some more advice πŸ™‚

deft pewter
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At least write a short description what it is you want people to watch for 8+ minutes.
Hell, I won't watch any video without a description. I saw your HDMI-CEC post when I was on Reddit earlier and kept scrolling right past.

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I'll admit I'm not a massive fan over videos for guides anyway - there's no way to skim only the bits you want. But I know there are people that prefer to watch something πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Blog posts are way better for seeing what people have done with technical stuff.

knotty hemlock
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Yeah, definitely see your point! I want to use streaming and these kind of highlights, mostly because I also want to reach people outside of the main tech sphere. A lot of my friends who've never of something like home assistant might not stumble across a technical write-up, but an engaging stream that explains as much as possible? That's not bad! But of course, perhaps that means that you guys who do know all about home assistant might not like it πŸ˜„

clever mortar
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Undated videos, that don't mention what version of HA, also have a nasty habit of tripping folks up when they become outdated a month later

light trout
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IMO that in itself is pretty bad, lets say you convince one person to use it, they get it started by folowing [insert random outdated youtube video here] since they could not folow the documentation.
Great! now it's set up, and they can access it.
what now?
They will have no clue on how to troubleshoot, the docs scare them, and many many many things still require YAML.
Do you think they will stick with it? or give up?
My money is on giving up

deft pewter
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Teach a man to fish, and all that

clever mortar
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Which matches a lot of the folks that turn up here, and then ragequit because they have to RTFM

light trout
#

The documentatio at least, we can controll/manage

deft pewter
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You clearly have good intentions and it's great to see that you want to create content to help people. It's just not the best kind of content for the topic.

knotty hemlock
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Well, that's why it's a stream! I go over those things. I'm constantly showing off the docs, how to use it, how to go through your config... I think you can teach people these things!

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But thanks for all the feedback, people! I think I'm going to be sticking to the format because I have been getting a very positive response overall, maybe my content is more for a different audience than the home assistant community. But no matter what: I'll take your comments in mind! (especially to make sure that viewers will be able to fix things themselves ;))

proven kernel
#

Hey guys
May I ask a question about how to go about writing code to capture a status LED of a gate motor?

clever mortar
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Well, that'd probably be off topic in this channel

proven kernel
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Thanks @clever mortar will head there!

brave bramble
#

I have a messed up history graph card, which channel is the correct one to ask for help?

clever mortar
brave bramble
#

Thanks, trying there now.

harsh flicker
#

Hi there!
I have some Velux skylight and I now use a velux remote Velux KLR100 3LR A01 WW to operate it.
Is there a possibility to use HA to control liek the remote does?

rigid oriole
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Hey there, a quick search suggests that your device uses 868 MHz rf - that means while possible, you'd need something like an rflink

deft pewter
rigid oriole
harsh flicker
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@deft pewter i see that it can connect to a Velux KLF 200... but have no idea if this thing can then connect to my velux.

deft pewter
harsh flicker
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@deft pewter, ok thanks! Will do...

storm niche
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Hello everybody, I would like to ask for some help, im working without pause since 18 hour on Home Assistant problem. I have to ask for help because im going crazy. I have docker containers dns,multicast,audio,supervisor,core etc... I cannot start these containers since about 20 hours because of the problem: '("OCI runtime create failed: systemctl "kernel.domainname" is not in a separate kernel namespace: unknown")'. Please if you can spend a few minutes to give me some helping hand I would be really grateful. Its a horror and im not professional enough to solve it by myself. I can give any information, screenshot or log what you need. Thank you very much.

velvet horizonBOT
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@storm niche Not sure which install you're using? If you have system_health enabled you can check Configuration -> Info, or see the following.

  • If you're using HassOS, flashed an image, or booted a VM with an image you're using #330990055533576204

  • If you installed Linux and then ran a script to install HA and have add-ons then you have #330944238910963714

  • If you're running docker commands or use a Docker manager and have no add-ons then you have #449717345808547842

  • Finally, if you use pip to install or upgrade you have #551864459891703809

Having difficulty chosing an install method? See this blog post for guidance.

clever mortar
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Also, read the channel topics - at the top of the window πŸ˜‰

storm niche
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Understood

green inlet
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@storm niche , go to bed πŸ˜‰. You prob aren’t thinking straight

storm niche
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Thats sure, but I cannot let this problem be unsolved, I like to solve things as soon I can, and thats important for me.

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My whole house is built with Smart System, nearly nothing works now normally.

clever mortar
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If you find the right channel, and stop posting all over the place, somebody will be able to help you πŸ˜‰

storm niche
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If I posted all over the place and nobody has enough knowledge about this stuff how should I make more result with only posting it to one place?

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Please Tinkerer do not speak with each other, I dont want to make problems but I dont like your type of peoples.

clever mortar
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🀨

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I'm trying to get you help by getting you to ask in the right place

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Acting like an ass isn't going to win you any friends, or get you help when you get banned for ignoring the rules

storm niche
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I think your just not have anything to do then playing the King here.

clever mortar
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~reul4

velvet horizonBOT
#

Rule #4: Our moderators are kind enough to volunteer their time to help keep this a great community for everyone. Any inappropriate or unconstructive comments toward or about them will result in a ban.

Please take the time now to review all of the rules and references in #rules.

storm niche
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I dont want to ignore the rules I try to do my best.

clever mortar
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Well, do you know what install method you used?

storm niche
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Homeassistant-supervised and my comments are in that section

clever mortar
deft pewter
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So keep them in that section πŸ™‚

clever mortar
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What base OS did you use?

deft pewter
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I think your just not have anything to do then playing the King here.
The mods are the kings here πŸ™‚

storm niche
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Debian9

clever mortar
amber dirge
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Looking to buy some new hardware to run home assistant. What would you guys recommend as the most cost effective, but yet stable, option.

clever mortar
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Well, that's a rabbit hole ...

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Not a Pi running on an SD card is the basic starting point

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Pi4 + SSD is a passable starting point

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ODroid (or anything else with eMMC) is the basic step up from a Pi with an SD card

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After that, the sky's the limit

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Personally I use an old laptop, it has a built in UPS πŸ˜‰

amber dirge
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Keep seeing odroid mentioned. Looks interesting. Maybe repurposing that old laptop is good too. I’m just tired of running things in a VM :!’)

clever mortar
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I'm really happy to be running on the laptop - no issues with performance

amber dirge
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What’s your OS?

clever mortar
amber dirge
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That’s what I am running now in the VM

clever mortar
amber dirge
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Do tell....

clever mortar
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Oh, it's just stuff that needs some extra local packages that aren't in Docker

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At some point I'll either learn enough Python to do a custom component, or likely just make it work over MQTT

amber dirge
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πŸ‘

brisk glen
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@clever mortar its still docker,

clever mortar
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What is?

brisk glen
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just the ha docker base image with extras πŸ˜›

clever mortar
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Oh, I could, but ... I can't be bothered to extend it πŸ˜‰

brisk glen
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rofl

clever mortar
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That'd take actual effort, a good 10 minutes of

brisk glen
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so you rolled out your own image?

clever mortar
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I could, but I won't

brisk glen
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venv?

clever mortar
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Yeah

brisk glen
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lol

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rip docker compose with a build file :p

clever mortar
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I'll just create a Docker container for the other piece of software I use, and have it communicate over MQTT

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Building your own images are easy enough

brisk glen
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I just build ontop with docker compose

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too lazy to do otherwise

clever mortar
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I started building my own containers last year, turns out to be a lot easier than it looks

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(and a lot harder at times, but that's IT for you)

brisk glen
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I get super lazy and copy and paste in my bash history

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change 1 or 2 lines and call it a day... dirty and wrong but it works

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thats why I use others containers

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πŸ˜›

hushed basalt
deft pewter
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Nah. Looks too small.

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Huntsman?

brisk glen
#

you need red leds to burn it with fire

hushed basalt
#

Just need to wait for summer

forest edge
acoustic talon
#

where in HA can i check on current time?

steel crag
#

depends, could be now()

nocturne aspen
#

i have just bought this for tinkering, i am just wondering if what cool home automation use casees i can find for it

dusky plank
#

CE 5.0 is still in use? πŸ˜„

nocturne aspen
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seems so

dusky plank
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last time i ran CE was on my original xbox

nocturne aspen
#

looks like a decent device which can potentially be perfect for many things

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but when im trying to think about details i struggle to find any of those things

dusky plank
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yep, no websockets, buttons ftw πŸ˜„

bold osprey
#

hi All, I just lost my SD card so rebuilding my system and have an odd thing happening I keep getting a warning that something is trying to sign into my apple id and it gives me a code to authorise it - I think in the past I may have signed up a service for apple but cannot remember what or where any ideas what it could be that is trying to sign up?

clever mortar
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Check to see which of those use Apple, and then ask in the relevant channel if you get stuck

bold osprey
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cheers will do

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@clever mortar Thanks thats sorted it - very rusty with HA as not had time to play for months and it is very different now days

kindred rune
#

Hi guys. Had to reinstall HA (Raspi) as it got corrupted. Made a copy of all files (not a proper backup, just copied the files) but I am not able to find anywhere my lovelace dashboard code to use it as reference. I have used a few Mini Graph Cards. Is it saved somewhere or I've just lost it?

velvet horizonBOT
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The topic of this channel is:

NO HOME ASSISTANT SUPPORT HERE (look at the other channels for that). NO POLITICS OR RELIGION!

BE CIVIL to one another or get BANNED permanently.

steel crag
kindred rune
#

ooops. apologies

steel crag
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no worries, and good morning to ya πŸ˜„

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<< -- this guy has no power here

rigid oriole
#

Big thanks to those who helped me with the nginx proxy yesterday, works great

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Even managed to find a way to keep google voice recognition on in the event that the internet goes offline, which is a nice bonus

steel crag
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o.O

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nice

last dirge
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what the hell, FedEx?

shy comet
#

wow

static schooner
#

Stagecoach Priority

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"Sorry, driver got dysentery"

amber bramble
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I sent something certified with return receipt via USPS in july, got the return receipt back about 2 weeks later with no signature

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looked up the tracking number on the document and it says it hasn't been delivered yet

last dirge
#

awesome

last dirge
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are you fucking kidding me?

clever mortar
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I wonder if they're related to our Home Delivery Network aka Yodel

shy comet
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lol

clever mortar
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Who're infamous for their inability to deliver anything

shy comet
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i noticed today amazon started showing thigns for next day delivery finally

clever mortar
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Or if they deliver it, it'll be to the wrong place, or they'll just leave it on your path

shy comet
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at least for prime on any order price

clever mortar
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Amazon next day is awesome. Wait until you get same day though... that's disturbingly useful

deft pewter
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I'm surprised it took so long to have next day Prime delivery in the States. It launched as next day here in the UK.

clever mortar
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Fortunately I don't live in a big city where I can get delivery within an hour or two 😬

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We're a lot more "compact" though πŸ˜›

deft pewter
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As you've just pointed out, they can offer different service levels in different places.

last dirge
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I can get same day on a surprising range of stuff

deft pewter
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Prime Now is great. I'm inside one of the delivery areas for it.

last dirge
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but then again, there's a huge Amazon warehouse like 20 minutes from me

shy comet
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remember how bad it was in march? shit

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instacart 5 day delay

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amazon 2 weeks delay on certain items

hollow cairn
#

hi guys

last dirge
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@shy comet scroll up to see my tracking screen from earlier today

deft pewter
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Did you actually see 5 day delays or was that just what was advertised? There were same crazy delivery estimates on Amazon here in March but most things arrived pretty quickly.

hollow cairn
#

asking in loungy while you are with more πŸ˜‰ i am looking for a vacuum cleaner in combination with HA

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ideas?

shy comet
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@last dirge yea i saw it

robust isle
#

Hey yall

shy comet
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craziness

clever mortar
shy comet
#

id be on the phone with fedex right now

deft pewter
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'I can see you guys are having a non-HA chat in a non-HA channel so I'd like to interrupt it by asking a HA question'

shy comet
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lmao

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@last dirge would it make you feel better if i told you that FedEx is delivering my package as we speak? πŸ˜›

last dirge
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they can't admit they lost it

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I guarantee they lost it

shy comet
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this one was suposed to be here on friday

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and they kept doing that too

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bt yea yours like 2 weeks almost

last dirge
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this was supposed to be here the 18th

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then the 19th

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then the 20th

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then the 21st, 3 packages from two different shelving systems (out of 6) were delivered

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the 3 packages didn't build a shelf, it was two things from one shelf, one from the other

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then on the 25th they finally delivered 2 more packages and completed one shelf

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and now they've apparently scanned it onto a truck every day since the 24th and were like "lol, nah"

clever mortar
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I was picking up a package once from a large global delivery company, chatting with the staff about how long it was taking them to find it and joking that I hoped they hadn't lost it. Turned out the previous week they'd lost a crate with four monster truck tyres 🀣 Nobody could work out how that'd happened

last dirge
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that would take an entire flatbed trailer to handle

clever mortar
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Which is why they were confused

midnight adder
#

sounds like privileged people's problems to me

clever mortar
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Or, you know, people who've worked for their money πŸ˜‰

deft pewter
#

People have every right to be annoyed when something they've paid for doesn't turn up.

midnight adder
#

?

deft pewter
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Not sure what it has to do with 'privilege'

forest edge
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was it free delivery? if so then you didn't technically pay for the service

clever mortar
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You have experienced HDNL I can tell πŸ˜›

deft pewter
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If you pay for goods and someone agrees they'll be delivered for no extra cost, you're still paying for those goods to be delivered.

midnight adder
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@deft pewter privilege of being annoyed by small things like that when there's so much more going on in the society

forest edge
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no one said it would never be delivered

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like ordering stuff from china.. what's 6 months to a year before arrival

deft pewter
#

We're all aware there are myriad problems in the world. We're still allowed to be a little selfish and care about our own problems too.

forest edge
clever mortar
#

Apparently that exists in a few countries...

forest edge
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wonder how much it's used in those countries

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it's kind of interesting site

clever mortar
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I'd never heard of it before TBH

boreal pewter
#

Me too

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Not aware that is common in germany or in my age of below 30

forest edge
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it's essentially an online pin board for your immediate area

last dirge
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guys, nobody's allowed to complain about anything unless they're 100% certain that nobody else has a bigger problem

boreal pewter
#

I personally like my neighbour's invisible

midnight adder
#

i've seen faceboook groups being used in eu countries like nextdoor, not excatly the same type of joining but the ideda is the same

forest edge
#

facebook is such a drama shithole tho

shy comet
#

i see similar stuff leaking into nextdoor now

boreal pewter
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People here just use marketplaces like Quoka, Kalaydo and Ebay Kleinanzeigen

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You have no fee but they sell premium and limit on sells

forest edge
#

i see similar stuff leaking into nextdoor now
@shy comet evvery so often you do see someone who can't seem to help themselves but it seems the way they do mods in how they are the neighbors, it cuts it down considerably

last dirge
#

@shy comet LinkedIn too

boreal pewter
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I have no stupid media tho

shy comet
#

the only time i go on linkedin is to like all the "happy work anniversary" posts lol

deft pewter
#

The crap on LinkedIn pisses me off so much. Keep the BS to Facebook please.

shy comet
#

yea thats one product that doenst need a news feed lol

midnight adder
#

i've gotten free plane tickets for job interviews thnx t linkedin

deft pewter
#

That's great. What's not great is the memes all over it.

midnight adder
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never seen those, i have fake account anyway

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"connected" to a lot of people but not aware of memes

tidal bronze
#

@shy comet any major improvements you see on 8.2 upscaling?

shy comet
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i dont have the 2020 shield so i didnt notice anyhing

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my friend told me it works really great though on his OLED

boreal pewter
#

My LG OLED does a damn good job on Upscaling, I only have the old shield tho

dusky plank
#

the guys in my local electronics/entertainment shop look confused when you start talking about scaling

last dirge
#

LOL

tidal bronze
#

New gen AVRs scale anyway

forest edge
#

don't you people realize one day you will need coke bottle glasses and that crap won't matter

clever mortar
#

Sonar works wonders too πŸ˜›

dire talon
#

Y’all like home assistant?

forest edge
#

why the hell is doorbird so damn expensive lol

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no, that's why we hang out in this discord server @dire talon

dire talon
#

Lmaoooo

forest edge
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to show our protest

dire talon
#

That’s good

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Silent but strong

#

Nah I’m just a dumbass and I wanna know if I can figure this shit out lmao

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I can do TriggerCMD with ifttt and that’s about it

#

Got mostttt of ha set up, and now just stuck with voice integration

lost yarrow
#

yes

civic kayak
#

Anyone know why Google Home stops playing Spotify tracks after a few seconds? Tried rebooting GH, unlinked Google Music account and re-link, re-installed phone app. Same happens if I try to control from PC browser.

lost yarrow
#

i know there is a issue with spotify playing songs only for a few seconds. but you allready restarted so that eliminates the bug pretty sure

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i am not helping i know : P

civic kayak
#

It's a pain. Used to work up until a few months ago. Gave up trying back when that started but thought I would have another go at fixing it. Same result. There's a few tips online but nothing has worked.

lost yarrow
#

indeed

civic kayak
#

Cheers mate.

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I think it's Google telling us what we can and cannot do. You can only link to Youtube Music with a Premium account. Google Play Music not accepting new users.

last dirge
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Google Play Music is being killed off

hushed basalt
#

Wonder what that means for YouTube premium

#

No music and no scripted original content why would you bother

night zodiac
#

It's nice for android if you don't like toying with your apps

#

for commuting, that is. downloads and background play are nice

hushed basalt
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For $12/month though

brazen fable
#

And this is why you always have your local music collection

#

The problem with using other peoples stuff is they can always take it away. Or raise the price

hushed basalt
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I'm happy with spotify

#

The amount of effort I'd require to replicate it wouldn't be worth the monthly subscription

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Plus it wouldn't be legal

deft pewter
#

Depending on where you are, downloading copyrighted material isn't a crime - uploading it is usually where you get into trouble.

hushed basalt
#

Definitely a crime in Australia

#

You wouldn't get done

#

But it is

deft pewter
#

I guess we're 'lucky' in the UK. It's only distribution that's a crime. Though that won't stop representatives of the copyright holders sending scary letters out.

hushed basalt
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I find 80%+ of the stuff we watch is on netflix now

#

Piracy is inconvenient,

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They just have to make it not shit value

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I'm looking at you $35 blurays

deft pewter
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I dunno about inconvenient. Radarr/Sonarr make it so easy to have your content waiting for you on release day. And my internet is flaky, so I'd prefer to play a local copy than stream it and have it go blurry halfway through when my bandwidth drops.

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Agree on the value argument though. They're pricing people out - they can hardly be surprised when people pirate things instead.

wintry crater
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i can't watch formula 1 legally without the ads. so i watch it illegally. formula 1 bosses could let me pay F1 Live access but they don't let me, cause our local TV has exclusive rights (which shows only SD quality with ads)

deft pewter
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Presumably you pay to watch the TV. So you're still only watching something you're entitled to watch. Sad that some people consider that a crime.

wintry crater
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funny thing, tv channel im talking about is free to watch

deft pewter
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We have a bunch of streaming subs. I just find Sonarr more convenient.

wintry crater
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funny thing, tv channel im talking about is free to watch
either i pay or not i get ads and SD quality regardless

boreal pewter
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I left "free tv" years ago and I don't really want to go with a Pay TV offer, I'm fine with Netflix, Amazon Prime and my 80TB server

twilit nova
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quick question... does anybody know when HA 0.115 will be released?

deft pewter
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I believe someone said 5 weeks from 0.114. Slightly longer gap this time.

hushed basalt
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Australians were world leaders in piracy at one point because we were outpriced and region locked

deft pewter
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I'm not surprised. Sounds like you still get a terrible deal when it comes to import costs.

hushed basalt
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If you wanted to watch a show your options were: wait months for it to show on foxtel for $100/month

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Wait 6 months for the dvd release and pay $60-$100 a season

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Or not watch it

amber bramble
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@twilit nova 0.115 beta on sept 9th, release on the 17th

twilit nova
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@amber bramble cool.. thx for the info!!!

static schooner
steel crag
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Australians were world leaders in piracy at one point because we were outpriced and region locked
Bahamas always been a grey market. Our "region" denotes we should all speak Spanish. We do not all speak Spanish. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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And blurays are $60-$100 USD

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Pirate blurays are sold on every street corner 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣 🀣

boreal pewter
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Ugh it's 2020. Disks to watch and software related died 2012

steel crag
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in 2012 we'd had broadband about 13 years.....

fading zodiac
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Just got android auto today

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And i'm dissaponted.

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android car*

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w/e

boreal pewter
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Well, they aren't recommended, for a reason obviously πŸ˜‚

last dirge
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@fading zodiac disappointed why?'

fading zodiac
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It tries to talk dutch

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in english.

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It's a big

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Big

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Bug

last dirge
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does normal TTS do the same?

lethal ice
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@last dirge late response, but FedEx Ground/Home Delivery is contracted out. When I see something being shipped FedEx (not 2-day or express) I just brace myself for at least a 2 day delay.

last dirge
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two day delay, you say?

lethal ice
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at least.

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I had one instance where something was being delivered that required signature, and it showed twice as being "an attempt was made and nobody was home" when clearly per the cameras nobody had come to the door. Then the third attempt someone DID come to the door. They literally walked up to the door and tapped it lightly with their finger and turned immediately around and walked back to the truck

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I'd rather have Lasership in charge of my packages than FedEx Ground at this point πŸ˜›

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the dreaded 'pending' status

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and @fading zodiac are you talking about Android Auto or a car with a built-in Android infotainment system? Because I've been using Android Auto since 2015 and it's pretty fantastic.

tidal bronze
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@last dirge still having FedEx issues ?

last dirge
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yeah

fading zodiac
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Yes

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But there's a bug

tidal bronze
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@last dirge that's some crazy status changes lol

last dirge
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right?

tidal bronze
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That barcode fix should be after ....?πŸ˜†

last dirge
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πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

tidal bronze
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That looks like a status after a stop delivery request lol

lethal ice
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@fading zodiac LOL

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That's unfortunate but also kind of hilarious

fading zodiac
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Well

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It's very odd

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When you can speak to it in dutch

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And then it starts using a english voice

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and the dutch words are scrambled

lethal ice
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It reminds me of when I told Home Assistant to tell the Google Home to TTS, you can specify the language. But if you type an English sentence and choose another language it reads it in like, a wonky French accent

last dirge
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hon hon hon

orchid rose
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Google tts is interesting when it tries to pronounce Finnish street names in English... E.g. Tolpankankaankuja

static schooner
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β€˜I give up’

steel crag
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don't give up RobC

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whatever it is

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oh wait, I see why you said that

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in this case I think maybe ok to give up

glossy mortar
tidal bronze
forest edge
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Wonder if there's an HA integration for this.
https://youtu.be/3lBWjLJeKkQ
@tidal bronze I have not seen one for that specific device but have seen one for sounds using n rpi and a mic. you can have different sounds trigger different things

clever mortar
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The dog's barking, again

steel crag
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https://youtu.be/3lBWjLJeKkQ
@tidal bronze I have not seen one for that specific device but have seen one for sounds using n rpi and a mic. you can have different sounds trigger different things
that's no fun, we need to connect the AC output up to a mains relay and smoke something to be fun

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The dog's barking, again
if you need a sensor to tell you the dogs barking.... well then....

clever mortar
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Handy for when you're not at home πŸ˜‰

steel crag
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if I'm not at home I'm glad I'm not able to hear the dog barking

forest edge
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pretty sure there are already devices that can do that out of box

steel crag
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I guess this might be handy for VR if you want to hear the dog bark when you're not home you could trigger it to make your phone bark maybe

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pretty sure there are already devices that can do that out of box
or just hire someone to call you when the dog barks

forest edge
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if you live in like an apartment and your dog barks while you are at work, it can really piss off the neighbors and cause problems so I have seen a couple of things that were made to help combat that

deft pewter
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Shotguns?

clever mortar
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For the neighbours, yes

forest edge
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yea...

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my grandfather had a speaker thing that simulated dog barking that was triggered by both sound and vibration. the idea was to hook it to a door and if something tried getting in it would make it sound like there was a big ass dog on the other side lol

steel crag
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my grandfather had a speaker thing that simulated dog barking that was triggered by both sound and vibration. the idea was to hook it to a door and if something tried getting in it would make it sound like there was a big ass dog on the other side lol
I've seen those

forest edge
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no idea wtf i am going to do with it but kept it cause i thought it was interesting

steel crag
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For the neighbours, yes
'scuse me there, would you mind opening the door so I can install this automatic shotgun turret? thanks!

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no idea wtf i am going to do with it but kept it cause i thought it was interesting
@forest edge connect the speaker output to something that plays the knocks back

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like someone is knocking back, from the other side of the door

tidal bronze
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https://youtu.be/3lBWjLJeKkQ
@tidal bronze I have not seen one for that specific device but have seen one for sounds using n rpi and a mic. you can have different sounds trigger different things
@forest edge just messing man....that's the last thing I would want, another noise generator πŸ˜‚

steel crag
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πŸ˜›

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I dunno a clapper is just not something I would want

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it's a lot of work to clap

deft pewter
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You told me you already had the clap πŸ€”

steel crag
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I only told you because I didn't have it before I met you....

forest edge
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@tidal bronze you may wanna consider moving. That state of yours is getting a little nuts lol

tidal bronze
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It's just enough nuts to my standards, love it as always.

steel crag
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lol

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you should move here

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you'd be in love all over again

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there's more nuts around here than in a squirrels shorts

forest edge
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you probably do stand in your yard with forest fires creeping in from behind and protestors and cops standing off in the front and news on tv talking about changes in laws could be communism while drinking seaweed water and smile on your face lol @tidal bronze

tidal bronze
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LA <> NY if I am moving before 65😜

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@forest edge see, isn't it perfect?

steel crag
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I feel he's wearing crocs in all this too

forest edge
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yea everyone who's a few fries short of a happy meal loves it lol

tidal bronze
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That's a no. Come on now.

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It's summer so gotta be REEF

steel crag
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hey you said nuts.... how nuts are you if you're not wearing crocs

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LOL it's always summer here so I'm barefoot most of the time πŸ˜„

tidal bronze
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When crocs come with a in sole bottle opener I might consider it.

forest edge
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I wonder where the new Hollywood will be when it gets burned down there

steel crag
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Bollywood will take over

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flood the market

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acting will no longer be a thing

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just everyone recording live streams all day

tidal bronze
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@forest edge trust me it will be just fine. If not it will be pretty tough to find content 🀣

forest edge
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Oh I dunno, states like Tennessee seem to be more than happy to pick up the reigns lol

tidal bronze
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In good news they starting to shoot new season of Yellowstone, super excited.

forest edge
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oh? this the gang war version where they take advantage of the rioters and damage to save on special effect cost?

tidal bronze
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TN, Atlanta is where all low budget crap goes 😜

forest edge
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I thought atlanta was for porn lol

tidal bronze
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Amazon is also making a new studio there for sub par stuff.

forest edge
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wtf

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well they do have thier own shows on prime

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well maybe thats why all this side branches keep popping up, they all getting ready for the drowning of hollywood lol

tidal bronze
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Anyone can shoot anywhere but getting the VIP cast to hunker down in TN or any other place for months, well that's not going to happen.

forest edge
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I thought most actors already lived all over the states

tidal bronze
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Hmm nopes

forest edge
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weird I just watched something on that

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and they fly to cali for shoots but they actually live elsewhere

tidal bronze
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They have houses all over but most of the time spent it NY LA. Obviously for a reason.

forest edge
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well yea when they are on job

tidal bronze
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Let me add south of France and London to that.

forest edge
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pretty sure they will go where they get paid

tidal bronze
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That's why I mentioned the budget 😜

forest edge
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i mean they tend to have a problem with burning through money almost quicker than they make it now as is for most fo them lol

steel crag
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well if you spend more per hour than you make per hour .....

forest edge
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I dunno quad, when this is all said and done, the rest of the country may just blow cali off and send you all out to sea along with your current issues lol

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or maybe turn cali into one large prison like in that one movie with snake pleskin lol

steel crag
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Escape from LA?!?!? YES!!!!

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let's do it

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but the wall needs to be built slightly different to the current plans for a wall....

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LOL

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hang on a minute, can I visit first or is it already too late and do we just go full apocalypse ?

light trout
tidal bronze
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@forest edge you better get your ass down here right quick for some of that seaweed salad and kale juice.

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@steel crag you can visit anytime. GTS just drooling and spewing things out of pure jealousy 🀣

forest edge
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@tidal bronze you know when your forced to move to vegas you are just going to go on about cactus juice and grilled cactus tasting like chicken

steel crag
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everything tastes like chicken in the matrix

tidal bronze
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@forest edge sorry, never Vegas. If I ever disliked a place that would be it.

forest edge
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where else you going to go that has sand to attempt to grow shit though? lmao

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all jokes aside, I have been noticing a massive uptick in post of people moving here from cali and NY and chicago lol

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can't imagine someone from NY being happy here.. i just don't see it

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franticly looking for 24hr delievery food joints etc and not finding them

tidal bronze
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They are moving because remote work is possible πŸ˜† Plus ultra low living cost.

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They still work in NY / CA lol

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Coastal dollars and Montana mortgages, what else do you want ?

forest edge
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I doubt they are all moving because of remote work lol

tidal bronze
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Most are. You can look at statistics 😜

forest edge
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maybe, but when was the last time you updated those statistics? lol

tidal bronze
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Then again if you lost a job in food service industry makes sense to move, where restaurants are open.

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Even with ubereats etc volume is down 50%

forest edge
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just know there has been double to triple the amount of post on our city reddit of outsiders moving in in the last 6 months lol

tidal bronze
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I hear you. LA and NY is not for everyone although many move here. They say 70% don't last more than 18 months.

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If you pass 2 year mark then you are here for life.

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Used to live NY late nineties, although I can't do it now.

forest edge
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well usually there are city people then there are rural people

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and if you move to the city that generally means you a city person, so to go from that to this is a drastic change

tidal bronze
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Most move to a city from a rural and move back when things go south.

forest edge
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if you like the 24hr nature of like NY then you will hate KC lol

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we actually sleep here

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well i don't, but most do lol

tidal bronze
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For me it's food. NY used to be badass back in the day. Now I would say SF and LA

shy comet
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i dont think they know what that term actually means

tidal bronze
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Lol.

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They are getting into everything

shy comet
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yea but no app connectivity or anything

tidal bronze
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What a beautiful day today and then the freaking triple digit weekend. WTF

forest edge
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@shy comet you realize things were called "smart" long before the cloud right? lol

tidal bronze
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@shy comet dude you gotta try this A5 wagyu

forest edge
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What a beautiful day today and then the freaking triple digit weekend. WTF
@tidal bronze maybe that will keep many of the rioters inside to make for a slightly more peaceful weekend lol

shy comet
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i still got some in my freezer lol

tidal bronze
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Which prefecture?

shy comet
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umm idk whichever crowd cow used when i got it?

tidal bronze
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Oh that's good stuff.

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Friend ordered some for my birthday, I am going at it everyday πŸ€ͺ

shy comet
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oh dude haha every day? damn

tidal bronze
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Got a whole bunch of stuff. Lol.

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BTW did you see a dude on a jetpack flying close to LAX?

inner lava
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I wonder... Has anyone ever considered to make an alteration firmware for the official Hue Hub to use it with stuff like Zigbee2MQTT? Seems like a really nice hardware platform, and strong as hell too.

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Afaik that thing is running a modified version of OpenWRT or something out of the box

forest edge
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@tidal bronze now you have jetpack rioters? wtf lol

tidal bronze
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See, LA style. LMAO

forest edge
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i just pictured those jetpack stormtroopers from the last star wars movie lol

tidal bronze
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In the landing path and pilots were reporting to ATC

tidal bronze
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Blueberry gunny bears and jetpacks don't go together

steel crag
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EpicLPer I think someone here did, try the search?

shy comet
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@tidal bronze dude on the jetpack lol? naw cant say i have πŸ˜‚

tidal bronze
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Hopefully not the ones I worked on 🀣

shy comet
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lol

forest edge
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@tidal bronze sure this is you with the crap you eat lol

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so about to buy a 3 pack of node mcu's and some ds18b20

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gotta get one in my freezer downstairs so I know when it dies before it's too late lol

tidal bronze
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I thought freezers from 1979 worked forever πŸ€” what gives @forest edge?

green inlet
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Man I wish I could find a mango one.

tidal bronze
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This time I found tons of mango and only 1 pineapple πŸ˜†

green inlet
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Ha, I didn’t even notice that second one was pineapple.

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I can only find plain and lime

tidal bronze
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Did you try online ?

green inlet
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Ha, shipping beer........πŸ€”. Never thought of that

tidal bronze
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Don't know if you already tried but blood orange pale ale is my new best friend

green inlet
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Omb (old mecklenburg brewery) has a blood orange. Very good. It’s like a Belgium wheat. Blue moon and shocktop. I love Belgium wheats.

tidal bronze
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Yep very similar to shocktop.

green inlet
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Orange slice?

forest edge
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I thought freezers from 1979 worked forever πŸ€” what gives @forest edge?
@tidal bronze 79? what kind of modern crap you think I got around here?

green inlet
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After 18 holes of golf, a Belgium wheat is all I want.

tidal bronze
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@forest edge I thought your freezer came with a glow plug

forest edge
green inlet
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@forest edge , got one of those old time freezers that can hold 2-3 bodies and still have plenty of room for meats and veggies.

forest edge
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I actually did at one point have one of those chest freezers that was 7ft long and 5ft deep lol

green inlet
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Not even surprising. You hated to get rid of it didn’t you.

forest edge
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well my dad had it and I just took it over.

tidal bronze
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Don't tell me you still live in the basement

forest edge
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nah actually it broke and the power company here was giving 75 bucks per fridge/freezer one year so I got rid of it and a bunch of older ones. made over 300 bucks lol

green inlet
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That prob got a bit awkward so they added another room with an exterior door 🀣

tidal bronze
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Lmao

forest edge
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Don't tell me you still live in the basement
@tidal bronze I wish, I miss not having the stresses that comes with growing up lol

tidal bronze
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Growing up ? Did you?

green inlet
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Adulting sucks balls

forest edge
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according to the law i did

tidal bronze
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Ah that's another story

forest edge
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years and years ago the same guy that I rent my farm out to for cattle use to give us assloads of beef every single year

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that big ass freezer was stuffed with every kind of cut and patty you could think of

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I got sick of eating beef alot lol

green inlet
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Be nice to have some fresh cut steaks though.