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tidal bronze
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Little boys and girls

scenic radish
tidal bronze
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Like just before they learn how to read and write. Moving pictures, next best thing.

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🤣

dull chasm
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well once in awhile i could see ...everytime ....? good example above btw

tidal bronze
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They gotta express one way or the other. LMAO.

dull chasm
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so your saying we are limiting free speech 🤣

tidal bronze
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Yep don't wanna do that to preschoolers

scenic radish
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Vas are you saying you need a...safe space from emoji? ❄️

dull chasm
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true ....well this old man is going to bed ....did 15 hours today and got to go back in at 0300 hrs

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18 hours tomm prolly

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8 hour meeting ....wth ....

night zodiac
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yay, I have my new smart switches hooked up

scenic radish
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What kind?

night zodiac
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I have had a few wemo minis but I bought some of the insights that give you usage

brazen fable
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Death valley got up to 128 F today

night zodiac
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fuck that

scenic radish
tidal bronze
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Ryan's email is consuming 41.25 watts 🤔

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Must be a powerful email.

night zodiac
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lol, "enail"

scenic radish
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Do u even dab

night zodiac
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only when I breath

tidal bronze
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O

scenic radish
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I

tidal bronze
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Damn it's only Tuesday and had too many testing crap.

scenic radish
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Wut?

night zodiac
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^

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It's only Tuesday and your brain is scrambled

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non scrambled eggs

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blubblubblub

tidal bronze
night zodiac
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I just ordered some enchiladas

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nom

tidal bronze
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6 x 25oz is little too much I guess 🤔

night zodiac
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oh, I get it all of a sudden.

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maybe

green inlet
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Man Dad used to always drink beer and tomato juice. Is that what those are @tidal bronze

night zodiac
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is that what that is?

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old rednecks used to come into the bar and order "redbuds" which was beer and tomato juice

green inlet
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Helps settle your stomach.

night zodiac
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or "red beer" or "red eye" actually

tidal bronze
night zodiac
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I had a guy that would come in and order a red beer, pretzels, eat the pretzels, and then pour the salt in his beer

green inlet
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I thought michelada was beer and a margarita

night zodiac
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poor tequila

tidal bronze
night zodiac
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what is that

green inlet
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Nice....how long did it take? Did you beat your chest 🤣

night zodiac
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smart rock?

scenic radish
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I've known I like IPAs for a long time now, but I specifically like double IPAs

green inlet
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Scream FUCK Yea. Really loud

scenic radish
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Nature's butt plug @night zodiac

night zodiac
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nice.

tidal bronze
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30 minutes. Ran the sprinklers 45 minutes. 😜

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Was like butter.

green inlet
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👍🏻

tidal bronze
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@night zodiac buriel subwoofer

scenic radish
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Butter? I hardly know her!

green inlet
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Liquor?

night zodiac
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a subwoofer for outside through the floor?

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-floor +ground

scenic radish
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It's called the ground when you're outside

tidal bronze
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Yep outdoor subwoofer

green inlet
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And no such thing as too much bass

night zodiac
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are you my neighbor?

scenic radish
tidal bronze
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Trust me it's too much base than I expected. Running a crossover next week. The entire backyard vibrates with 2

scenic radish
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Goodness

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Worm killer

green inlet
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Isn’t that what volume is for?

night zodiac
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remember how many worms there used to be as a kid?

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so little worms these days

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it'd rain and there would be worms all over the sidewalk

green inlet
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Damn, too late. Tried to get a “that’s what she said” in

tidal bronze
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LMAO.

scenic radish
tidal bronze
night zodiac
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what in tarnation

green inlet
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There truly needs to be a “that’s what she said” emoji

night zodiac
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it better fucking work

scenic radish
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Good lord quad

night zodiac
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You should play whale noises at night

scenic radish
night zodiac
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squints eyes

tidal bronze
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Lol. Best is the purge mp3 at night. 😜

night zodiac
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If I were to want to solder 4 momentary relays into a dumb device to make it smart, would anyone suggest anything?

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for quicknessssss

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I've googled some options, just wondering if any of y'all have experience

green inlet
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A soldering iron

night zodiac
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😛

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check

scenic radish
green inlet
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You guys don’t use a soldering iron to solder?

tidal bronze
green inlet
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Do you get those at the grocery store?

tidal bronze
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Total wine

scenic radish
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pineapple
clamato
what

green inlet
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I feel@like they ain’t low carb

tidal bronze
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Shit so good no counting on this.

night zodiac
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turn the can and take a pic

green inlet
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I wonder if I could find them over here

tidal bronze
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💯

night zodiac
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inspired by fruit cart vendors, we made flavored beer

green inlet
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Going to look in the grocery store. Did you ever get your brown cheese?

tidal bronze
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I think week out.

green inlet
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Pretty sure both brown cheese and curry banana pizza were good for the weight loss if you know what I mean

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🚽

tidal bronze
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Lol.

green inlet
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Oh crap, total wine is a store ?

tidal bronze
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Yep.

green inlet
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I think we have one here

tidal bronze
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They got all good stuff

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Better than bevmo

night zodiac
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Is that your home? It looks pretty.

tidal bronze
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Yes. Thank you.

green inlet
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Auh yes, by the Home Depot

tidal bronze
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Right on.

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Get the mango chelada as well

night zodiac
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Are those irises?

green inlet
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One is mango and one is pineapple

tidal bronze
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I have no clue. Lol. Got all over the place. @night zodiac

night zodiac
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I think they are. They vary quite a bit.

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My aunt has an iris farm and I have replanted a fuck ton of them.

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You'll want to dig them up, break apart the bulbs, and replant them every few years

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😛

tidal bronze
night zodiac
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cut the roots a bit to make them go down, cut the leaf so the small roots aren't supporting a big leaf, ezzz

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brb, food

tidal bronze
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Enchilada time 👍

green inlet
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Ok, I screen shot’ed all of them

tidal bronze
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You will love em. Make sure you chill the shit out of it. Get the chelada spice bottles if you want to pour in to a glass. Makes it even better.

night zodiac
tidal bronze
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Salsa verde, nice 👍

green inlet
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I’ll prob add vodka to it 😎

night zodiac
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Tomotillo

tidal bronze
scenic radish
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To those it may concern, old trapper peppered beef jerky is way better than Jack links peppered

tidal bronze
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I disagree.

scenic radish
tidal bronze
scenic radish
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Jack links is too sweet now that I've tried old trapper

tidal bronze
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I like jack.

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So when are we going to taste some Tedi Jerk?

scenic radish
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Maybe later tonight cz_smug

tidal bronze
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Ah ha ha ha

scenic radish
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Haven't decided if I'm gonna get a dehydrator or not

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I wouldn't really save much money if any making it myself

tidal bronze
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Do you have a Komodo?

scenic radish
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I don't know what that is so I'm guessing not heh

tidal bronze
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Smoke em

scenic radish
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I don't have a smoker

night zodiac
scenic radish
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Yussssss

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I ordered 18 oz of Jack links and now I am disappoint

night zodiac
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My girl got me a bunch for my bday

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I ate all the regular

scenic radish
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How's the hot and spicy?

tidal bronze
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Best is highway vendors in NM

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Life changing jerky.

scenic radish
night zodiac
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I'm not a fan of spicy jerky. I like really spicy food but I don't want to gnaw on anything spicy for that long

scenic radish
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Same with my fiancee cz_smug

night zodiac
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Lol

tidal bronze
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You guys should try bricktown

scenic radish
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You should stop telling me what to do

tidal bronze
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Can't help myself just like you with emojis

scenic radish
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Quad rn: HeadToTheFuckingWall

tidal bronze
scenic radish
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How do you listen to emoji?

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listening to this and emojis

brisk glen
tidal bronze
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When ever YOU post emojis my phone makes different sounds. @scenic radish

atomic zephyr
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that meme never gets old....

scenic radish
tidal bronze
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Post one that shakes. Let me test this bass

scenic radish
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Buena mulata

tidal bronze
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There you go 125hz all the way.

scenic radish
last plaza
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That looks like a result of an eggplant misbehaved with cayenne pepper.

scenic radish
last plaza
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First time I’ve seen that purple pepper like that

scenic radish
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Same

last plaza
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I mixed the habaneros sauce from a Mexican place into hummus and made it a super spicy one! Now I can’t have enough of it.

scenic radish
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Maybe I should add some spice to my Grand Sauce ™️

green inlet
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Throw away the jerky and getcho some boiled peanuts.

tidal bronze
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Did you check stock ? @green inlet

green inlet
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I am in my birthday suit in bed 🤣

tidal bronze
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LMAO. Cool.

scenic radish
green inlet
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But I have 4 different kinds of alcohol to get now

tidal bronze
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@green inlet you into white claw?

green inlet
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Ehhh....wife drinks it. Every once in a while. I like the corona ones

night zodiac
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I've been drinking whiskey lately

tidal bronze
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Clementine and mango rocks.

night zodiac
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I tasted some yummy stuff and keep getting it

green inlet
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She drinks the black cherry but went through a mango kick for a while

night zodiac
tidal bronze
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Beer and spiked stuff is only for summer usually I am a single malt kinda guy

scenic radish
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Beer all the time for me

night zodiac
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a picture of my clear ice ball I made the other night

scenic radish
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Oooooo

tidal bronze
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Nopes for me. Need tons of it to make up whiskey intake.

scenic radish
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Your what hurts?

tidal bronze
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Everything

scenic radish
tidal bronze
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@night zodiac if you are getting into whiskey / single malt get some whiskey stones

scenic radish
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What should I install on my server next

night zodiac
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what do you have?

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plex, pihole, radarr, sonarr

scenic radish
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As far as hardware or services?

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Nvm

night zodiac
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I need to set up a VPN to use my home dns while I am away

tidal bronze
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Don't go far

brisk glen
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Oh god

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Don’t do it

scenic radish
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Currently it's running home assistant, wireguard and OpenVPN, cloud9 IDE (mainly for home assistant), and gotify

brisk glen
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You have to use WireGuard

night zodiac
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what

tidal bronze
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Yep WG is a must

night zodiac
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wireguard is still a VPN, lol

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just not openvpn

brisk glen
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Yes.. you can’t use openvpn, l2tp etc

night zodiac
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yeah, I currently use wireguard for everything VPN wise

brisk glen
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Massive downtime during renegotiating sessions

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But why do you need your home dns? Adblocking?

scenic radish
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Some public networks block wireguard which is why I also have openvpn

brisk glen
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Content blocker?

tidal bronze
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@scenic radish what ?

scenic radish
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Wireguard doesn't obfuscate itself like openvpn does

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So it's easy to see it's an anonymizer and block it

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From what I've read at least

tidal bronze
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Never had issues. Drove to TN recently worked with every public wifi.

brisk glen
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Yah... that’s true. My DPI system would recognize it

scenic radish
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I've had issues before

brisk glen
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And I block VPNs on my guest wifi :p

tidal bronze
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I would say 30 airports lounges no issues yet.

scenic radish
night zodiac
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@brisk glen I don't really need it. I already have dns over https on my phone with adguard doing blocking but I'd just rather go through my other stuffs

tidal bronze
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I am done testing bass @scenic radish

scenic radish
night zodiac
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welcome to the machine - pink floyd

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bass test

tidal bronze
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Chill step. ..... It's 2020

scenic radish
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It's $CURRENT_YEAR

night zodiac
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lol, the bass in that song is just wild

brisk glen
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I block most dns ips if not from internal dns server

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Aka i block most dns over https

wet pilot
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Chillstep is chill

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I groove to that while working

brisk glen
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looks at IoT

tidal bronze
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So you jive to blackmill @wet pilot 😆

wet pilot
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Hah yup

tidal bronze
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Right on. 👍

brisk glen
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I just use the content blocker safari plugin with AdGuard pro

tidal bronze
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Safari? What's that ?

night zodiac
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PWA, what's that

wet pilot
scenic radish
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Progressive Web App

brisk glen
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@tidal bronze that thing all iPhones use

tidal bronze
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@wet pilot thanks do you have public spotify playlists?

brisk glen
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Or wkwebkit views

tidal bronze
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@brisk glen O no clue what that stuff is.

wet pilot
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I don't. I actually pay for DI

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I hate managing music

tidal bronze
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How is the playlist generation ?

wet pilot
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Curated

brisk glen
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I love how ms is calling edge faster than chrome when it is chrome

wet pilot
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Basically radio stations without the jockies

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@brisk glen it's a fork, they added some of their own stuff

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They back ported some of their changes to chromium and chrome will benefit soon

brisk glen
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It shows how bad google is

tidal bronze
wet pilot
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Eh, chromium is open source

brisk glen
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So is Firefox

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And thus the web browser wars resume

wet pilot
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That's better for everyone

tidal bronze
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@wet pilot DI is pretty cool. Thanks for the link

wet pilot
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It's pretty great

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They have affiliates for other genres too

tidal bronze
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Mellow chill beats. 434 tracks. Interesting

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Even spotify has few chill step playlists. I usually use playlist generators to extend them.

wet pilot
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7/mo gives you no commercials and higher bitrates on all of them

tidal bronze
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CC casting ?

wet pilot
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Yup

tidal bronze
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👍

wet pilot
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Android auto support too

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Recent addition that made me much happier during road trips

tidal bronze
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Nice

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Hard to find good chill step on any service. Dub step jumps in most of the time.

wet pilot
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Haven't had that problem with this service

tidal bronze
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Will test it and update. Excited. New names.

wet pilot
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With the paid service you can get up to 320 mp3 and the Android app lets you pick different rates for wifi vs mobile

tidal bronze
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320 is plenty.

wet pilot
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Default for mobile is 64k AAC-HE

night zodiac
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phnx, I love android auto with spotify + gmaps working nicely

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everything is happy

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yay, I found my solder wick I was looking for.

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now where is my flux

atomic zephyr
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hiding where you least expect...

night zodiac
atomic zephyr
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lol

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not there.

steady dirge
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New to HA showing off my solar page. Am I ok to upload here?

wet pilot
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The community Forums are usually a better place for that

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If you want a discussion at least

steady dirge
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Ok will upload there. Thanks.

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And just showing off. Not looking for a discussion about it.

wet pilot
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Heh post away then

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This channel moves quickly

steady dirge
last dirge
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some guy on a forum I visit for lawn care stuff who's NOT a mechanic is posting about buying a toolbox "for his stuff"

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he's talking about buying a used Snap-On box for TWO GRAND

steady dirge
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Why

last dirge
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idiots gonna idiot

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unless you're making a living with it, there's no need

steady dirge
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Why would you subject yourself to a broken bank for a Snap-On toolbox. We see the truck run around here in West TX all the time and we laugh and tell them to keep running. They don't come around enough to replace half the tools we snap in half out here.

wet pilot
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Even if you make a living on it you still don't need snapon

steady dirge
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Its that rich man garage show off toolbox.

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Also probably full of 10mm sockets

last dirge
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someone posted the price for a new one and it's SEVENTY-FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS

wet pilot
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For a box with drawers on wheels

last dirge
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I bought a Kobalt box off of Craigslist for lik3 $300

steady dirge
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And thats warrantied by Lowes

last dirge
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it's 6' tall and 40" wide

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like this

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but stainless

steady dirge
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I wait until scratch and dent. But I did snag a Milwaukee set the packout to keep all my IT stuff in. Its a lifesaver as of late.

last dirge
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that thing pissed the movers off 🙂

steady dirge
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Is that the one with the speaker system in the top?

wet pilot
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Heh

last dirge
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no, just the catchall area

steady dirge
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AH

wet pilot
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It has wheels though 😛

last dirge
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not meant for off-road

wet pilot
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Fair

steady dirge
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Or is it

last dirge
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movers weren't happy when I said "nah, that goes in the basement"

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at least it's a daylight basement

tidal bronze
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@last dirge time to make that brushless

last dirge
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make what?

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the toolbox?

tidal bronze
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Lol yep.

last dirge
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HA

rare condor
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Well tested my alarm system this morning, everything is broken, wrong polarity, wrong coloured wires, incorrect voltage, incorrect firmware and patch cable not working.

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I put it all behind my server which is mounted to wall, so at this stage I'm thinking I rewire from roof and use to multimeter to guess wires

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I guess this is what testing is for

steady dirge
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At least you have something. I am doing a retail location that built...and didnt do any kind of forethought into a security system.

last dirge
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my older, not built anywhere near as well house has sensors on every single door

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and every single window on the bottom floor

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and the windows are all homerun, not chained

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new house has zero window sensors

rare condor
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How often do you get robbed?

last dirge
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constantly

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it's exhausting

rare condor
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Have you considered Robot Vaccum Cleaners with PIr sensors and Guns?

steady dirge
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I'm a van of the Claymore Roomba myself

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fan*

rare condor
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Activate when you leave your house any robbers are dealt with effectively

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I have only been robbed in person never at home

atomic zephyr
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claymore? no nukes?

scenic radish
steady dirge
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No Nukes. The goal is that you want it to go off. His buddies breaking in with him will be too traumatized to keep stealing and will forever be haunted by the memory of watching Bob be blown up into a million smelly shish-kebabs.

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I mean..the clean up is a mess.

atomic zephyr
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that's why it's a robot vacuum, duh

rare condor
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I think that might be my issue

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I just assumed 12VDC

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I'm going to rip the antitamper screws out and check myself

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Oh god it has so many spiders

rare condor
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Alarm 8 ohm 10 watt Horn Speaker -its AC not DC

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I guess a tone is generated from the Panel

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a simple relay won't work here

torpid spire
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Getting close to my 18 zone HA audio build 😄

mild tapir
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@torpid spire Noice

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What equipment you rocking?

torpid spire
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Raspberrypi with Spotify connect plugin -> Yamaha RX-V685 Receiver, to a mix of Klipsch rock speakers, Yamaha in ceiling and proficient loudspeakers

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All outdoor stuff

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Raspberry Pi = ha

ashen kayak
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Time to invest in a rack 👍 I'm jealous

clear ferry
hushed basalt
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@rare condor did you set off your alarm

thick dragon
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@torpid spire: I need to mount my crappy upfiring Atmos speakers on my wall to chuck them in height configuration before PS5 comes out. Gotta build a backboard for them though to pull them out from the wall a little.

sleek aurora
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Is there anyone here that has Fibaro Motion Sensors?

clear ferry
sleek aurora
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👍

clear ferry
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Today Norway is opening up for travel abroad and tourists coming in

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It's gonna be an.... Interesting day in the news

hushed basalt
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So I set up a second homeassistant instance exclusively for discovery/mDNS

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It works very well

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# Homeassistant Remote
remote_homeassistant:
  instances:
    - host: remotehomeassistant.domain.tld
      port: 8123
      access_token: !env_var REMOTE_HA_ACCESS_TOKEN
      verify_ssl: false
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Our state is still locked down

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People are still trying to get out of the infected states

clear ferry
hushed basalt
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Pretty much

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stowaways on trains

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swapping driving plates

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going offroad

clear ferry
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Wtf

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Are you muuuurica 2.0 ?

hushed basalt
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Yes, yes we are

rare condor
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@hushed basalt Nope, it took me awhile to figure out but the PIR sensors had 330k Resistors wired inside them, had an anti tamper switch which was not engaged and many of the sensors were windows and door sensors, once I fixed that I realised the Alarm was just a 10 watt 8 ohm speaker, so the DC signal did nothing, replaced with Piezo Screamer and connected all up this arvo. Now its all working

rich nimbus
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@clear ferry just don't allow americans in and you'll have much better chances

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There's very few wearing masks here, hopefully it affects those not wearing masks first

clear ferry
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We don't , I don't think any European countries do

orchid rose
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no need for masks in nordic countries where personal space means around 3 meters

light trout
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at least*

hushed basalt
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@rare condor yeah EOL resistors is pretty common for PIRs

rare condor
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I probs should have done it that way I soldered them at the connection.

hushed basalt
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I believe it's for tampering protection

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closed circuit = alarm, open circuit = alarm, pulled up voltage = OK

clear ferry
hushed basalt
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@rare condor what sort of automations have you got based off your PV generation

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P.S. ducted A/C is the worst

rough zephyr
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does someone have an idea how to get the availability of a person from MS Teams into Home Assistant? i want to install a light (ON AIR) over my HomeOffice-door, to indicate for my family if I am in a Call or not

hushed basalt
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Do they have webhooks

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That'd be the easiest way

rough zephyr
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yes there is but only with oAuth... I don't know how to do that in Hassio

hushed basalt
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access token

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rest sensor

rare condor
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@hushed basalt Siemens PLC controlling Heated Towel Rail and Resistive booster loads. Otherwise portable heaters on plug sockets (we have ducted gas and it sucks) but we can't migrate to Split Systems due to this not being our forever house.

clever mortar
rare condor
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Like investment is not there.

orchid rose
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This. I want to post silly memes here but it would stop the flow of the discussion

clever mortar
rough zephyr
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@clever mortar yes that would be nice. but the only thing i can find is a integration to post to MS Teams

velvet horizonBOT
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clever mortar
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You want help connecting HA to Teams... that's the place to ask

rough zephyr
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ah thanks :👍

orchid rose
hushed basalt
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There's no hope

scenic radish
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this is a legitimate question because i'm actually curious... why are those who are following the guidelines surrounding COVID sheep?

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or am i misunderstanding who it is you're calling that @rain swift

clever mortar
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I'm hoping they're calling the anti-maskers 🐑

scenic radish
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oh i didn't watch the video either, i'm assuming it's a parody

clever mortar
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And, I'm not that sure it's a paradoy

scenic radish
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oh nvm lol

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started watching it

clever mortar
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I've met folks here who believe that 5G causes COVID, and that masks suffocate you

scenic radish
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i saw some stuff about people burning down 5G towers

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some people need to learn correlation vs causation

ancient anchor
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we've had multiple knives pulled on people due to mask mandate

#

one 43 yo stabbed a 77 yo after he was confronted

#

that 43 yo then attacked the officer responding, and they shot and killed him

scenic radish
#

wtf...

orchid rose
#

whaaaat

#

You're not even joking, it's actually real

hushed basalt
#

Have you tried turning your country off and on again

ancient anchor
#

relatively local

forest edge
#

i saw some stuff about people burning down 5G towers
@scenic radish hides the matches

tidal bronze
#

@scenic radish just because it's california we are not completely free of idiots. 😜 Huntington Beach is not progressive by any means. Lol

forest edge
#

they grow produce in sand.. nothing else needs to be said

unreal orbit
last plaza
#

Is hotdog a sandwich?

#

🌭

scenic radish
#

according to wikipedia, yes:

A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type.

orchid rose
#

hotdog is one bread, not two (or more) slices of one

#

So the answer is no

scenic radish
#

or more generally any dish wherein bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type.

clever mortar
#

on would mean one slice of bread too though 😉

orchid rose
#

fake news

clever mortar
#

Also, if a Philly Cheesesteak is a sandwich, so is a hotdog

scenic radish
orchid rose
#

I refuse to believe Philly Cheesesteak is a thing. It looks too good to not have landed here

clever mortar
#

It is good

scenic radish
#

never had one

#

i don't like cheese though

#

italian beef FTW

last plaza
#

Teddi likes only brown cheese

clever mortar
#

We do our own ones fairly regularly, because they're just so yummy

orchid rose
#

how does one not like cheese

scenic radish
#

same reason others don't like black licorice

orchid rose
#

they are wrong?

scenic radish
#

lol

clever mortar
#

I have a friend who loves cheese, and is lactose intolerant...

scenic radish
#

can't stand cheese

#

except mozzarella, i guess, because i like pizza

#

the smell alone is enough to push me away from cheese

orchid rose
#

Haha, you're like me when I was a kid. Hated tomatoes, loved pizza

last plaza
#

Grúyere FWIW

scenic radish
#

i mean, tomato sauce has other ingredients

orchid rose
#

it shouldn't

scenic radish
orchid rose
#

like proper italian pizza sauce is just crushed marzanos I think

last plaza
#

I eat all kinds of cheese, blue cheese is not my fav. Some hard cheeses are great

scenic radish
#

anyway, HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE CHEESE???????????????? is the bane of my existence

last dirge
#

I like cheese

scenic radish
orchid rose
#

I can get not liking blue cheese, but there's so many different ones to love

last plaza
#

Yup

#

It’s amazing how quickly the conversation went from hotdog to cheese. It took 5 seconds.

scenic radish
#

it's amazing how quickly the conversation went from hotdog to judging me for not liking cheese

last plaza
last dirge
#

hotdog is a hoagie

scenic radish
last dirge
#

also, cheese is delicious

night zodiac
#

I love cheese

scenic radish
#

this one must be wirelessly charging midair

orchid rose
#

Teddy clearly needs therapy for this unfounded cheese hate

scenic radish
night zodiac
#

Someone traumatized you as a kid with cheese

#

Or a camera

dense jungle
#

And there are billions of us BILLIONS

night zodiac
#

"say cheese" "I hate you and cheese"

clear ferry
#

Brb, going to IKEA to buy a @last plaza

#

I'm gonna send @scenic radish fifteen different Norwegian cheeses

scenic radish
night zodiac
#

How do I sign up for this?

clear ferry
night zodiac
#

Atx, I hate cheese. Please send.

clear ferry
scenic radish
#

guys i've made a huge mistake. i selected a range of some 100,000+ cells in an excel worksheet and clicked "trace precendents"

night zodiac
#

Luckily Ms keeps backups for office stuff

#

MS

#

It does that automatic backup thing

rare condor
#

So every person on Tinder wants me to use TikTok, anyone young enough to use it?

scenic radish
#

🤢

night zodiac
#

Are they trying to fuck kids?

#

Reply with that

scenic radish
rare condor
#

wtf no.

night zodiac
#

Lol

scenic radish
night zodiac
#

Tinder and tiktok don't seem like there is much overlap

clear ferry
#

@rare condor you are young enough to use it

night zodiac
#

Doesn't

rare condor
#

Age wise yes, but my pessimistic levels are closer to that of a 50 year old man drinking vodka alone

#

Like I see stupid people dancing and I'm like, well that wasted my life

#

Friends are like laughing

night zodiac
#

Make a tiktok channel of you drinking vodka alone

clear ferry
#

Tiktok is being banned in a lot of countries anyway

#

Norwegian government and military have denied users installing

mild tapir
#

Now ban tencent all together

rare condor
#

Your just saying that because your not a CCP agent like me 😛

mild tapir
#

Ban him too

rare condor
#

I learnt way more than I should when I worked in Beijing

#

Back in 2015, was meant to be an IoT study tour, alcohol with ex military is a bad combo.

#

Anyway I want to go back to Shenzhen one day, twitter has limited that possibility

clear ferry
night zodiac
#

Amazing

last plaza
#

Beautiful

night zodiac
#

I have yet to crawl out of bed

clear ferry
#

The wide angle lense on my new phone is pretty good

#

Wife is driving for a change openeyecry

night zodiac
#

Need to roll down window in future

clear ferry
#

That will be noisy in 100kmph

night zodiac
#

Make her hair crazy

#

My girl rolls her eyes into the back of her hair if I roll down windows

#

Mess up her hair

#

Of her head

last dirge
#

what's this copypasta?

#

wear a goddamned mask

young sigil
#

He's an anti-mask nubjub. Ignore him.

clever mortar
#

And, heck, follow the various scientific studies that have shown they work

last dirge
#

yes

clever mortar
#

Yes

last dirge
#

no, I do not go to restaurants

#

because I have to go out

#

do you wear a seatbelt while driving?

#

you're NOT just risking killing yourself you absolute moron

#

I don't unknowingly get run into by someone in my car and then run over my grandma later

#

MUH RIGHTS

#

bro, you're a selfish prick

night zodiac
last plaza
#

Guys. Stop it!

#

It is getting persona calling each other moron and all.

orchid rose
last plaza
#

🛑

trail crag
#

@rain swift you can be shedding this thing by the boatloads and not be aware of it

#

Masks aren't about you feeling ill or how you feel about masks.

#

Yeah, you have a right to have unprotected sex with someone who is HIV positive. It would be incredibly irresponsible.

last plaza
#

I never tasted Brown Cheese. Does it taste like normal cheese? What do you eat it with?

rare condor
#

Ok everyone thinks I am weird I don't use snapchat, post to Instagram daily and use tiktoc. I need to get cooler, so going to start using these and stop spending time working on IoT projects and HASS refinement 😛

orchid rose
#

No.

night zodiac
#

Sounds like incompatible people anyways

last plaza
#

You better off finding a geek girl friend. No point in going to tiktok @rare condor

#

Never used it. Never needed

clear ferry
#

@valid halo you alive?

#

I just remembered it's been long since I saw you openeyecry

night zodiac
#

My girl isn't very impressed when I show her home assistant but social media is not big for either of us

rare condor
#

Yeah but its hard to find geeky gf who likes clubbing and gaming etc,

clear ferry
#

My wife is doing her master's in cyber security and knows *nix does that count?

night zodiac
#

Well you'd probably find them clubbing or at game events

last plaza
#

Try harder 😉

rare condor
#

usually very different people, also comes to introverted / extroverted

night zodiac
#

Tinder is weird to me. It didn't exist when I was single.

#

I feel like I would only find people that aren't my vibes. I don't like texting and shit

rare condor
#

I hate texting

clear ferry
#

I would never go on dates if the wife died, just go solo for the rest of my life I think

rare condor
#

good boi

night zodiac
#

Same and I am not married

clear ferry
#

Or, I'd marry @scenic radish

wet pilot
#

probably the same. Especially now with young child

clear ferry
#

So we could eat cheese together

night zodiac
#

Just been with her for 10 years

last dirge
#

CHEESEBROS

clear ferry
#

We've been together for 20 years this winter

night zodiac
#

Dangerously cheesey

rare condor
#

Ok Tim Tam time

night zodiac
#

Congrats at

#

Atx

clear ferry
night zodiac
#

I mean that sincerely but saying congrats sounds like I'm being a dick sorta

#

Congrats is weird

#

Congratulations you son of a gun

clear ferry
#

You are a dick

rare condor
#

aren't we all

night zodiac
#

Brown cheese dick

clear ferry
#

But I still love you

night zodiac
#

What is brown cheese

clear ferry
rare condor
#

according to urban dictionary... ohh god.

night zodiac
#

Let me google

clear ferry
#

That double line with dick love you failed hard because of poor internet

rare condor
#

you really want to put that in there

last plaza
#

We need ~lmudtfy command.

rare condor
#

Do you guys use yeet?

night zodiac
#

It is regarded as one of the country's most iconic foodstuffs, and is considered an important part of Norwegian gastronomical and cultural identity and heritage.[1]

rare condor
#

Or yi?

last plaza
#

What the hell is yeet?

rare condor
#

you are old

last plaza
#

🤓

clear ferry
#

I use yeet

#

And I'm 36

night zodiac
#

Therefore, brunost is not technically cheese, and it does not taste like cheese

clear ferry
last dirge
#

@clear ferry pushin 50

valid halo
#

Hi Atxbyea, I hope this letter finds you well in these troubling times. I have waned on my fixation with home Assistant/Smart Homing in recent months and come here very infrequently these days. Though I am unfortuantely quite alive at this moment.

night zodiac
#

These guys are eating the cheese leftovers and calling it cheese

clear ferry
#

@valid halo wooooooooo

#

I'm glad

#

I just browsed backwards and saw your nick and went, wait, is he dead?

rare condor
#

I had a lot of friends go on IRC 😦

#

It weird seeing these people IRL on the news and seeing the person you speak to everyday IRL at the saddest time.

clear ferry
#

I was on irc from 1995 to 2015, but it just died sadly

rare condor
#

FREENODE is alive and well

clear ferry
#

And since I don't have Facebook, I don't keep up with people

night zodiac
#

I am only on one private irc server these days

rare condor
#

I hang out in ##electronics a lot

night zodiac
#

Up until a few years ago I was always in nodejs or whatever it is on freenode

rare condor
#

and relevant linux australia rooms

clear ferry
#

Hehe, I was on irc before @rare condor was born

night zodiac
#

I'm still on a private server with old friends though for many years now

rare condor
#

tbh avg age on IRC is like 40-50s

#

its good as these people know sh*t

clear ferry
#

Like @last dirge you say

#

Pushing 60

night zodiac
#

I wrote irc parsing in vb6 when I was young, lol

rare condor
#

and I like just post awful code and they are like wtf that's terrible here is a pastebin of better code

night zodiac
#

Vb6 didn't have regex

#

Spllt commands and such, lol

rare condor
#

anyone still write asm

#

I do for optimising C code on micros

#

certain stuff

night zodiac
#

Messed with webasm at all?

last plaza
#

It is amazing when you ban someone, it deletes all their messages permanently and also their reactions and emojis.

#

It’s like the user never existed - poof!

clear ferry
#

Oh no, their reactions

#

Nooooo

last plaza
#

😂

night zodiac
#

Does it? It used to ask if you wanted to wipe their history

last dirge
night zodiac
#

Very useful for spam bots

last dirge
#

APPLY TINFOIL TO YOUR HEAD

#

DO NOT APPLY CLOTH TO YOUR FACE

last plaza
#

I hate that blocking individual users. It still shows that it blocked a message and makes you peek into the message 😆

#

Not really blocking at that point.

last dirge
#

yeah, there should be an "I don't care" option

clear ferry
night zodiac
#

Same skal

last plaza
#

It should be more like “ignore” option

night zodiac
#

Too fucking curious

last dirge
#

curious BuSheeZy, the curious little monkey

#

LOL

#

the man in the tinfoil hat

night zodiac
#

My tinfoil hat improves my 5g reception

#

Bill gates has a very reliable connection

clear ferry
last dirge
#

MASKS TRAP TOXINS

young sigil
last dirge
#

@night zodiac I enjoy my embedded microchip

#

@young sigil what the hell is that vehicle?

young sigil
#

Hagglunds

last dirge
#

it's tracked?

night zodiac
#

Looks like one of those Kanye trucks

#

Not really

last dirge
#

oooh, cycloidal drives

night zodiac
#

Wake up sherple

last dirge
young sigil
night zodiac
#

Where the fuck are you

last dirge
#

in a desert

young sigil
night zodiac
#

I see that

young sigil
#

Yeah driest place on earth. Mawson Antarctica.

last dirge
#

ooh, the biggest desert

night zodiac
#

Yall got 5g?

young sigil
#

2G

last dirge
#

the penguins wear the transmitters

night zodiac
#

Man, that's wild looking.

last dirge
#

mobile hotspots, yo

young sigil
#

No covid here.

night zodiac
#

Yet

#

Your next shipment of food will come with lots of love

young sigil
#

Pretty serious quarantine being organised for next year's crew.

night zodiac
#

Nice

#

You're the only person I have ever talked to that has been to antarctic

young sigil
#

Haxxa has too

night zodiac
#

Wild

#

He worked in China too. He gets around.

#

What does the home assistant panel look like in antarctica

#

Sunny for the next 22 hours

young sigil
#

Home assistant is still at home, 5000km and 0.6s away

night zodiac
#

600ms ping. Rough

#

Some DNS caching would be ideal

last dirge
#

what sorts of experiments are you doing there?

young sigil
#

Yeah 1.2s round trip. I accidentally invited Robbie to the ios channel a while ago because the pop-up box hadn't finished loading and put him right under the mouse cursor as I clicked it. Confused him for a bit.

#

ARPANSA radionucleotide monitoring (test ban treaty), Magnetic obs for Geoscience Australia, Testing some GPS tide gauge calibration.

#

Also automatic penguin colony monitoring cameras. The bane of my life. Fucking freezing servicing them.

last dirge
#

are you sick of having to cut open Tauntauns to sleep inside them?

young sigil
#

Nah, I'm used to the smell now.

night zodiac
#

What about penguin shit.

#

Penguins are wild.

#

No control of their asshole like all birds, all huddled up shitting on their feet

#

I guess I should start my day. Log into slack and such

young sigil
#

Yeah they're great projectile poopers. We actually visited a colony on that trip.

📎 DSC5983.jpg
#

Males with eggs waiting for the return of the females.

night zodiac
#

Macaroni?

young sigil
#

Emperor

night zodiac
#

Nvm, they look too big

#

Yeah

#

Neat

#

What's the farthest yall go away from camp?

#

Or where you sleep normally

young sigil
#

That was a 90km trip. Furthest I've been is a couple of hundred kms.

#

Took everything and the kitchen sink. No rescue coming. Seriously we took a Hagglunds and a Nodwell loaded to the gunwales. The division is in the build stage of equipment for much much longer traverses into the interior for a "million year ice core"

night zodiac
#

very cool man

#

thanks for answering my questions, haha

young sigil
night zodiac
#

I made it out of my bed. not quite the 90km trip you made.

#

they have a 3000 meter drill?

#

that's big

#

Have you set up a pi hole for the Hagglunds?

last dirge
#

how does that work if the earth is only 6000 years old tho?

night zodiac
#

you wouldn't say that to my face

#

I'm joking

#

please don't take me seriously

#

I don't want to see any of you in person

young sigil
#

I'm only an electronics technician Brian. You'd have to ask one of the scientists.

#

And withstand their withering look of disgust.

night zodiac
#

How many PHDs are surrounding you right now?

#

blink twice if you're okay

#

I figure at least one PHD has to be there

#

maybe some nerd writing his thesis on penguin nitrous

young sigil
#

None. They nearly all go home for the winter. Only the tradies stay behind to keep the station running.

night zodiac
#

ahhh

#

there must be a lot of pressure on the HVAC guy

#

my 15 mi flora sensors will be here in 7 days

#

yay

young sigil
#

Heating is hydronic from the diesel generator cooling water.

frail adder
#

dumb question. my HACS has a yellow progress line on it and it wont let me download/update any integrations. Should i wait ?

night zodiac
#

tom, very neat.

#

I have no idea what you should do but is there anything fun in your logs?

scenic radish
last dirge
#

my ssl cert is expiring

#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

night zodiac
#

is it a pain to reissue?

last dirge
#

nah, just have to pay $15

#

then re-bundle

night zodiac
#

o.O

#

I've been able to get away with letsencrypt for a few years now at least

#

nothing I use really requires anything fancy

last dirge
#

damn wildcard certs, you expensive

night zodiac
#

letsencrypt has wildcard now

#

for like a year or two

last dirge
#

I pay $15 every 3 or 4 years

#

then don't worry about it

night zodiac
#

I thought they capped certs at 2 years

scenic radish
#

cloudflare has free wildcard certs

hearty crow
#

hi home assistant people. I learning about getting into home automation. Do I need a "Smart Hub" in order for home assistant to communicate with Zigbee and ZWave devices? A lot of these "Smart Hubs" appear to do the same functionality as home assistant, which is confusing me

last dirge
#

cLoUdFlArE hAs FrEe WiLdCaRd CeRtS

scenic radish
last dirge
#

@hearty crow you just need a radio that can communicate those protocols

scenic radish
last dirge
hearty crow
#

ok cool, thank you

last dirge
#

or you can go to either of those channels

scenic radish
#

but rly. free tier of cloudflare brian

#

free wildcard certs that are auto-renewed

last dirge
#

muh cloud doe

night zodiac
#

yeah, looks like they made it a rule to cap ssl to 2 years since the last time you probably got yours, haha

#

certs, that is

scenic radish
#

@last dirge wut do you mean?

last dirge
#

do I have to host my domain with them?

night zodiac
#

no

scenic radish
#

nope

#

i bought my domain from namecheap and use cloudflare as the DNS provider

night zodiac
#

same same

scenic radish
#

but different

last dirge
#

ORLY

scenic radish
#

yup

night zodiac
#

If it is a weird one like .dev, I'll leave it on namecheap but if I can transfer (after time limits and such) I move it to cloudflare

#

but you can leave your domain on whatever you have and just use CF nameservers

last dirge
#

it's at godaddy now

night zodiac
#

are you feeling okay?

last dirge
#

I'm lazy, okay?

night zodiac
#

godaddy is the devil

scenic radish
#

you need to install an origin cert on your server, whether one of cloudflare's free ones or self-signed

#

in order to use cloudflare's free SSL cert

night zodiac
#

I love that cloudflare can enforce certs for you between them and your server

#

their "Full" option or whatever

scenic radish
#

yeah. i use full (strict)

night zodiac
#

same same

scenic radish
#

installed a 15-year cloudflare origin cert

night zodiac
#

before march of 2018?

scenic radish
#

origin cert shouldn't matter AFAIK since that's only for connecting between cloudflare and your server

night zodiac
#

ahhh

#

I am not super knowledgeable about all of this stuff. I just get by

scenic radish
#

good, i have you fooled. neither am i

night zodiac
last dirge
#

how do I get the cert?

night zodiac
#

points to Tediore

last dirge
#

oh, they do SSL offloading

#

and use a secondary cert

scenic radish
#

yep, that's the edge certificate that you don't need to worry about

last dirge
#

HMMMMMM

scenic radish
#

go to origin server to generate the origin cert

last dirge
#

INTERESTING

night zodiac
last dirge
#

I always forget how to bundle this stuff

#

I'm just using whatever SSL server that's built into hass

night zodiac
#

oh, the certs and such

scenic radish
#

you generate an origin cert and private key and can point home assistant to those

night zodiac
#

x509 key bundle?

scenic radish
#

or NGINX, or whatever

fringe garden
#

Sometimes, I wake up and there are no Home Assistant updates...

last dirge
#

how does that work with hairpin nat?

#

yay, it's broken

#

BROKE AF

#

looks like it's fine off of my network

#

on my network, not so much

night zodiac
#

so something with the hairpin, hrmm

#

my google-foo says to ping @scenic radish and blame him

clear ferry
scenic radish
austere minnow
#

Hi does anybody know the next release date? Is it next Wednesday?

#

Does anybody know what can be expected? 😊

clever mortar
#

Once the first beta is dropped there'll be release notes linked there

hexed tapir
#

#teleported

clever mortar
#

Take all those WAN ports, tape over them, don't use them 😉

hexed tapir
#

lol you mean physically

clever mortar
#

Yup

hexed tapir
#

ehh...okay i got a problem then

clever mortar
#

Don't use those WAN ports

#

They're bad for you 😉

hexed tapir
#

at the modem theres a phone modem connected

#

and one other device

clever mortar
#

That's fine, leave that one

#

It's the routers you need to stop using as routers

hexed tapir
#

eureka! that makes sense okay..

#

wait, i have another issue lol..

#

lol there are 3 devices connected on router 2

#

so modem ->router 1, PI1, phone modem

#

router 1 ->router 2

#

router 2 ->main computer, PI2, PS4

light trout
#

router 2?!?!?!

#

no no no

clever mortar
#

Because routers are cheaper than switches?

unreal orbit
#

Are they?

clever mortar
#

🤷

light trout
#

That does not make any sense

night zodiac
light trout
#

You easily get a 8/16p 1G unmanaged switch way cheaper than any router

hexed tapir
#

lol i didnt really have a choice in the matter...everything was too far in my house

clever mortar
#

50m CAT5 cables exist 😉

hexed tapir
#

so....2 routers and a modem #facepalm

clever mortar
#

Switches are cheap - £10 for a decent cheap one, half that for a "works" cheap one

hexed tapir
#

yeah ik. thats what i WANTED to do...but noooooo longer wires, wires all over the house ETC

clever mortar
#

Flat CAT6 and micro-trunking 😉

#

That's what I did, runs at the top of the skirting board, nobody notices

hexed tapir
#

I think once i gain my parents respect for my level of "technology" they will take better suggestions

light trout
#

Back in the day I used ethernet over powergrid adapter for longer distances inside where I was not allowed to do cables, not the best but it worked fine

hexed tapir
#

"technology" aka knowing a little bit and asking the discord geniuses for help with everything else ll

#

*lol

clever mortar
#

Modern powerline stuff is really good actually

hexed tapir
#

hmm...

clever mortar
#

Not Gbit capable, but quite enough for normal use

light trout
#

Mine caped out around 450

hexed tapir
#

450 is more then enough for automation

clever mortar
#

There's newer stuff that goes faster now

light trout
#

was enough for CS:GO

hexed tapir
#

okay....so at this point...what are my options on tryna weed through these routers

night zodiac
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My dad was usually the first one to drill a hole between the first and second floor, any time we moved.

light trout
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If you rent that is usually not an option

clever mortar
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  1. Don't use the WAN ports - you've run the cables already anyway
  2. Ditch the cables, go Powerline
night zodiac
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Yeah, I asked my landlord if he minded if I put some holes in here and he was fine with it luckily.

hexed tapir
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if i dont use wan ports. what am i gonna do about multiple devices on router 2 tho

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thats my issue

night zodiac
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they are through the floor into the crawl space though, nice and hidden

clever mortar
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Do you not have enough ports there?

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If not, buy a cheap switch

hexed tapir
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wait now im confused

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lol

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can i rewind for 2 seconds.

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okay what do you mean by not use the wan ports?

clever mortar
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WAN - one network
LAN - another network

unreal orbit
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Go back further, do you know what an ethernet switch is?

clever mortar
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Do you know how networks work?

hexed tapir
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yes vill and yes tinker

clever mortar
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Then you should know this 😉

hexed tapir
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subnets still confuse me a little but ive waaay outta practice apparently

clever mortar
night zodiac
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what routers are we using, curious

unreal orbit
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That's not really relevant to the problem at hand

clever mortar
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If you connect the router's WAN port then you're separating off all the devices on that router from the rest of the network

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MODEM LAN <--- Net 1 ---> WAN ROUTER1 LAN <-- Net 2 --> WAN ROUTER2 LAN <-- Net 3 -->

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If you connect the LAN ports then it's one big network, as the routers are basically switches

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MODEM LAN <--- Net 1 ---> ROUTER1
|-----> ROUTER2
|--- all your devices

night zodiac
hexed tapir
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idk whats not clicking in my head. I understand the explanation but dont understand the actual change i need to make

night zodiac
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LOL

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with consumer routers, that is usually the way you do 'er

hexed tapir
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okay so lemme see if i understand this right

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lets say that my modem is apples

night zodiac
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I = in, O = out

hexed tapir
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and anything that connects to my modem is apple 1

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apple 2

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etc

night zodiac
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nvm, I don't know anything about apples

hexed tapir
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LOL!!

clear ferry
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Are we at it with some basic networking

night zodiac
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atx, fun phone typing adventure

hexed tapir
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lol..yes and im really slow right now

night zodiac
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If you can answer him without getting car-sick, I'll give you $5

hexed tapir
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lol

clever mortar
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But will you pay the distracted driving fine?

clear ferry
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I've been at my destination for 4 hours already

night zodiac
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he is riding shotgun today

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oh

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he is there

hexed tapir
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devices on the routers are saying that router 1 is a banana, and router 2 is a orange

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i need the devices to say that EVERYTHING is an apple.

clear ferry
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Apple 🤢

night zodiac
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yes, if you use your WAN port on router 2 as an input instead of your LAN port, it will VLAN them and they won't see each other

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that's my experience with consumer routers anyways

clear ferry
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Well... It won't vlan them

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It will probably route them

night zodiac
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"VLAN"

clear ferry
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And firewall them

night zodiac
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atx's turn

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he sounds the smartest

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yet

clear ferry
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My 20+ years of networking experience is of no use here

hexed tapir
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okay so how do i make that change. do i change something in the modems or in the routers?

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im assuming routers.

night zodiac
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you unplug it from one port and plug it into the other

clever mortar
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It is, pretty much, that mind blowingly simple

night zodiac
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I gave you a beautiful fucking graphic

clear ferry
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Disabling the DHCP server on any slave routers is a good step too

hexed tapir
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so if i disable DHCP though..what would happen to devices connected to router 2