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it’s nearly that time every 4 years where I make an unserious attempt to understand the rules of curling
just maintenance. regular oil service
in china?
if all bad things happen to your audi this year, next year will be better
i hope
very little actual bad stuff has happened to it tbh
knock on wood
oh yah, i got a free 12tb HDD that way lol, Amazon package back when USPS primarily did the last mile
oh sorry, that was yesterday lol, my client just jumped there
Oooooof on HDD
the drive ended up being fine but they gave a refund cause we complained about the throwing and had video proof, still works today and that was like 6 years ago. that was my "NAS" until i realized what a real NAS setup should be and did that
Not only did the guy throw it but he threw it onto the path to my front door like 5 feet off the sidewalk
Wasn’t even close to the porch
thats more just about how well-built and packed proper HDD drives are when shipped right.. 😛
big shocks less dangerous than bunches of smaller vibrations constantly.. I think
i think it also has to do whether the drive is spinning at the time
and where the heads are
Do not use a Dell Poweredge as a sawhorse
interesting, im sure thats not a warning out of personal experience
The old x10 and older are good for nothing more 🤣
Moved
Wasn't sure if it were support or not, I mainly wanted to see other people's setups
the general guiding principal here is: if it's a question about any part of HA, it's support and belongs in one of the support channels
thank you for moving it
Don't hate. X10 was the bomb! When stateless was king 🙂
433MHz 4lyfe
I got myself a new toy
It’s still warming up, bottom two are my ecobee thermostat in the same room
Gonna need to figure out how to hide the calibrate to 420ppm button without accidentally pressing it lmao
Phew bomb defused
20 minutes and 30 bucks later.. was way easier than I thought
Needs per nozzle control
No bro streaming on local host is slower than on my phone because my jellyfin server cant decode as fast as it can read disk to lan ?
So you can mess with your guests by using image analysis to detect where they're sitting in the pool and turn off the ones pointed at them?
jesus tap dancing christ i can't take these google minis/hubs anymore
fumbling on really basic stuff like playing spotify
usually it's me breaking stuff around here, but lately i have nothing to do with it. they're taking my jerrrrbs
is there a decent ha-based alternative?
thanks, didn't see anything there except onju which i don't think is for me
Ask there and use the recommendations tag.
Including the mix of units?
I wonder if that bed weight sensor is good enough to differentiate between when I go to bed and when I’m just playing call of booty
Gonna have to get a full load cell
Maybe have an acceleromiter for "call of booty"
Well yeah, they had their place, but not really anymore today
Use too much power and get too little done
I need to retire my old L5640 box, not got around to it yet....
Only been meaning to do it for 4 years
Is there any way to get some helpful advice regarding the issues im having with Home Assistant??? I have posted a question on Facebook, GitHub, the HA online forum and there doesn’t seem to be anyone who can help? In fact I’ve had only 2 responses.
I’ve wasted hours trying different things and it’s doing my head in.
It’s a simple floorplan dashboard that just won’t work?!
Someone help please!
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CSpNJNv8k/?mibextid=wwXIfr
I do not have facebook but try one of the options under support :)
Stop crossposting! You have already been told to use the #1284965988642590891 channel.
Merry Xmas Jorg!
I’ve posted on so many different channels, and I’ve had no more than a few unhelpful replies.
I wouldn’t call it crossposting, I would call it the full on carpet bombing approach, in the hope I will find someone online who knows how to use the software and who might be kind enough to help me out.
And your reply is less than helpful!
Support is by volunteers
You’re also asking at peak holiday time
People are busy doing other things after all
Do you know when everyone is coming back from holidays?🤔
Volunteers don’t have to be here at all
So who knows
It is unfortunate you find my reply unhelpful. However...
Posting the same in several channels (especially in one stating NO SUPPORT) is considered crossposting and against the server rules. As Wombat said, support is given by volunteers and the more niche a question is, the less people might be able to help.
There is no timely guarantee for answers.
If your impatience prevents you from following the server rules though, we will enforce it.
Are you the Discord policeman?
Yes.
Seriously, I’ve literally joined today.
The attitude is pretty poor.
Dissapointing to say the least.
Or sometimes people just do not know the answer lol
Especially the Picture-Elements card has not that many users and if someone does use it it's so highly customized you can't really test it on a different installation lol
Jorg is a moderator, so in this discord, yes
There is a reason for the rules
You were asked to supply more information on the foums. You didn't. So not exactly easy to help you.
Hey Tom, I thought a copy of the whole YAML data was enough? Maybe I missed the request you were referring to? I've posted in so many online areas because I've been searching for an answer for several days and had almost no response. But now I know to wait until after the holidays. 😁 In any case @minor bobcat has solved it for me, and I am unbelievably grateful!
And my only suggestion for the 'moderators' is that if a 'newbie' like me happens to break a rule and post in the wrong area, perhaps a friendly DM, rather than a rather aggressive 'stop crossposting' ...'you have already been told' , chastising me like I am a misbehaving toddler, would be a better way of handling the situation??
Ok it wasn't your post then.
Traitor
DOGGY
my god I hate thread 😄 zigbee just works!!
is there somewhere i can see a network visualisation in the thread integration?
(using zbt-1, openthread border router, etc)
i found a visualisation, it was more a general bitch about thread than a support request
i think i will avoid thread devices in favour of zigbee/zwave going forward, it's such a mess
It's fascinating how Home Assistant tends to make the interface increasingly user-friendly, and how many questions could be resolved with a little learning and independent reading. HA is a victim of its own success: an interface that can be sophisticated but is adapted for the user who doesn't want to bother with complexities. When you buy Ikea furniture, it goes without saying that you should at least follow the assembly instructions, otherwise you might be missing an important feature. Otherwise, you'd be better off staying in a closed ecosystem like Google, HKit, etc.
Guys any advice? (I’m cooked aren’t i)
I'd call an electrician
don't lick it
watch me
If any will take on this work 💀
they'll just add some hazard pay
Lick it
is there like, roots in there?
Shit from mud wasps
Also how tf did a wasp nest get in there
ahh gotcha
It never had the cover installed 💀
Lol, now you know to install the cover 😛
Hey DIY stepdad, one question, what the hell?
Exactly
"What year did his house burn down?"
the best meme
I’m gonna hold your hand while i tell you this
oh no, that looks amazing
the most magic smoke
That's why it's magic smoke not predictable smoke of known origin
Still turn on my CRT with one
....why do you still have a CRT
i mean for certain things they are still nice for. most other things, not really but there are some reasons?
my friend has bought the biggest and heaviest CRT he could find and I had to ship it to his house
he lives a 4 hour drive away
That's a lot of units for not a lot of image
It all depends on the reference system.
@tidal bronze have you finished crafting your paper New Years shrimp for dinner yet?
I used to turn our crt on
By getting up and pressing the button
We had a fantastic 25 inch Panasonic fishbowl tv at one point
Lovely and soft picture, good sound
Iirc it was a Hitachi before that
Got to say
Built in anti aliasing for the n64
Hitachi, what a company
Want a digger, check
Want a tv, check
Want an orgasm, check
With one really popular product!
Oh really?!
I love that they cancelled the product because they were known better for that than anything else
I tracked down a 230V version of the above mentioned product once, but never actually got around to ordering one
We have one, it works really well if you have any knots in your muscles, and does other things really well
Good to know!!!
Is it loud?
the device I mean
I would imagine the moans would be loud
It makes some noise but I wouldn't call it loud
The model we have has 2 power levels, we don't really use the higher power level
Also good to know!!!
If your parents are in the next room though they'll notice, lol
I am more worried about my kid hearing
Unless it is so loud that my parents would hear 1000 miles away
You just have a really sore back today, there'll be some buzzing
wow thats massive
what purpose is there that would need that many connections and not like overload a circuit lol
i guess theres maybe some out there but
I have a lot of outlets in my living room that have ended up being linked (wasn't done by me) but I could eliminate a possible extra connection by swapping to one of them
wait your living room outlets and stuff are all individually fed?
phase neutral and earth fed to a ceiling connection point that then goes out to the sockets
they are not daisy chained
nah, US
a ring main and a daisy chain are not the same thing. but yes 32A ring mains are normal here 🙂
Ah yeah ok, you run daisy chaned a lot there I think
yep
This is true, no return on a daisy chained setup 😄
the idea of the ring main is to save cable. it can be 32A but the cable only has to be rated at half that because it pulls from both directions on the ring.
iirc they ran 2.5 only, that tracks
yup. 1.5mm^2 for lighting ring, 2.5mm^2 for socket ring. and 4mm^2 for high power device. e.g. oven etc...
yah, like this i just put in is daisy chained, comes in from outside on the left outlet and continues around the room(dealing with a lot of old electric in a house from 1900)
We redid the whole house when I moved in
a lot of the regs were written around the WW2 era when we were building/rebuilding a lot but copper was in shortage because it was needed for military use (mostly planes). so a bunch of stuff is designed to minimise copper usage.
Oven was so bad, I pulled fuses when I wasn't using it, socket was held on with tape
then things sort of stuck around.
Very interesting! I had no idea
But also not surprised that they haven't been updated much
im slowly redoing mine, turning off and disconnecting the old circuts and running that on-wall stuff since theres brick like right on the other side of that plaster. though indoor walls im hoping to do inwall stuff but we'll see if i can easily get wire down from the attic without tearing the whole wall apart
I think you can run RCBOs now though right?
Sounds like you have a good plan there!
copper fences / gates were cut down and taken away to be used. there are still places around the country where they were never replaced and you can see where they cut out the wall.
iron too
RCBO's are getting more common here but only pretty recently in residential tbh.
yahh, just got the base part of that plan ready, there was a chimney that is no longer used(natural gas central heat, eventually maybe will swap for heat pump but) that goes the whole way from the attic to the basement where the power comes in. recently dug out the dirt that they literally threw in there and ran some plastic drainage tubing through it as a conduit. so i now have a actual good way to get power and data cables up there without needing everything to be UV rated and go through 3-4 layers of brick lol
About time TBH
our regs are changing very rapidly at the moment. we had a while where there was a huge resistance to any change. but most of the people resisting have retired/died now so we can get more up to date. i imagine in the next 2/3 years we will be very up to date. that is also about the time where they want to be activly rolling out updating residential to 3-phase i think.
yeah it makes sense for a number of reasons but its mostly for future proofing and for the demand of people having ev chargers/heat pumps/battery storage/solar export etc...
few people are loosing their minds over some of the plans though (which are not even yet complete)
they are going to wire 3-phase to the property boundary and put the meter in a cabinet there. instead of into the property and wherever the person currently has the meter. old single phase in will be hooked to one of the phasees and the old meter bypassed. then you are on your own. if you want to make use of the 3p then you gotta wire it yourself on "your side" of the meter
just standard resistance to change
another funny thing people are loosing their minds about is that battery storage (and some other things) in loft/attic/roof-space has been banned (for good reason). but its very recent and there's a lot of "but my neighbour got theirs in the loft and it was done less than a year ago. i want it there. then its explained to them why having half a ton of batteries suspended above bedrooms is a bad idea.
Probably people resisting are also flat earthers...
It is common sense really, something a lot of people lack
I am putting my batteries in the garage, it has a fire door and block walls, just because of that, it is common sense again, I think
I believe they have to be in their own fire cell, and also not in the same room as you live or sleep in
it would be even better in a totally seperate building but I am not quite there yet
I want to understand why my cat likes being schmacked with a paper towel tube, but there doesn't appear to be any research on this topic
yeah for the most part outside or in external building is the standard now. you can technically still have them inside but its very limited. e.g. not in "normally inhabited rooms" the room itself has to have an exit. and there has to alternate exits for all over rooms. etc...
for 4 on its legs so it walks funny and call it research.
obviously without harming said cat.
The only difference between goofing around and science is documenting the results
science has proved time and time again that cats are difficult to work with mind.
WarKitteh: In my job I have to deliver frequent Information Security briefings to both technical and non-technical professionals. I noticed that as the material got more technical, I began to lose the non-technical crowd. Therefore, I started including humorous pictures of cats and made the briefings include stories about those cats. This worked...
a little old now but still mostly valid.
Where’s here? UK?
In Australia RCDs (or RCBOs) have been required on all circuits for over a decade now
Even lighting and oven/hotplate circuits
yeah, was in context from a few messages earlier.
Yeah guessed uk from the ring main talk before
yeah we have RCD's and have had them for a long time.
They’re good things to have on a circuit
RCBOs aren’t super common here either, but would tick the requirement
Quite possibly could be on new builds
most houses have 2 RCD's and each protects half the circuits which each have an MCB.
Fun fact with Australian wiring, our lights must be on a separate circuit to the outlets
Whilst here each circuit breaker is a rcd one
So when something trips it only trips one not all
you can use rcbos on every circuit instead but its more expensive (although less so now)
Could probably do the same and just have one covering a set of circuits, but think it’s cheaper to just get them integrated as it’s the standard breaker I see electricians use now
yeah RCBO's are also more reliable in their bi directional version. which is good for various renewable sources / batteries / etc...
the price difference is not as big as it used to be and has benifits so rcbos are getting there now
let me see if i have a photo of my consumer unit
you can see how the mcb's are split and each set are protected by an RCD
thats probably the most common setup seen in the UK unless its been redone for renewables or otherwise rewired
a surge protection device is now a requirement too but wasn't when that board was installed. although we have one in a another box that was put in to handle the EV circuits separately.
I will also point out that this is not a great example of a uk board as its wiring neatness is appalling.
hey folks! id like to lock down my home assistant as best i can, especially considering the large access this system. is there a definite list of best practices to follow for security, especially concerning https access?
i realize i probably shouldve used #find-a-channel. thanks for pointing me the right way!
ok, question for those in web dev...
this link: https://www.sgpc.gov.sg/detail?url=/media_releases/astar/press_release/P-20251230-2&page=/detail&HomePage=home
has some seemingly awful shenanigans going on with the url... do we think that this qualifies as programming gore? I am not a web dev but I feel like this was the result of multiple bad decisions?
NB: the actual article is also interesting
having a url variable in your url feels wrong...
CMS software is, by and large, hateful
So far as "gore", pretty low-hanging fruit. Terrible, but honestly I'm hardly surprised, certainly wouldn't expect much better
Phteven?
I feel like that kinda makes sense. I'm actually planning to basically do that for the upstairs of my house(US, tons of meh old wiring that I'm redoing)
odd way to downgrade and spend money
on the bum?
lots of cats are kinky af and don't dislike spanking
On his sides actually lol
although I don't know why
hmmm, if you post him to me I can conduct some research and get back to you
would that work?
Asking for a friend.... how large should tar backups be, is 40MB ish reasonable?
Make that 68MB
It seems huge for a "few lines of text" but at the same time small considering how I hear everyones sd cards are wearing out etc
a friend of mine says it's just fine
For the right price, perhaps
I will do it for free, no cost
you will have to pay shipping though
haha, the best mental image...
CAT: ok how much longer in this dumbass box
TRUCK: screech
CAT: ok being carried now, this vexes me
DOOR: ding
CAT: woe is my existence
BOX: opens
CAT: is that... light? warmth? a friendly face? is my torment, at last, to an end?
MICHELLE: ::WHACK::
CAT: what in tarnation
Tar backups of what?
I would probably be wacked by the cat, lets face it
Well, I am running a very almost latest version || 2024.3.3 || so it has the old backup system, I just go in via the menu on the left and make and download the backup
The backups also include the DB which for historical data can grow pretty big
And stuff from add-ons
I think mine is like 500+ mb
😮
I have heard that you shouldn't always run the latest version
so I guess somewhere around 2 years should be long enough to kill bugs
I might update to 2024.4.x soon
Actually, story time
so I haven't migrated to z2m v2 yet
and I have a new MR smlite
so I basically need to redo everything, swap to the MR jobbie, hopefully keep all my 68 zigbee devices
upgrade z2m and ha
the outside lights are painful to re-pair so I really want to avoid that
I just haven't had the time to do it, because I really want to start a new machine from scratch running deb 12 or 13
and also need to sort my vlans first, so stuff is properly segregated
sorry for the wall of text
and then people wonder why I break into liquor warehouses and get shitfaced and pass out next to toilets
Fair enough then I guess! I imagine this means I don't have much to worry about then
at least your not asking why "xyz doesnt work"
always gotta love the support threads that are like "i have a 3 year old version. i have 12 vlans, multilayer reverse proxies and hardware from 12 years ago. why doesn't my voice-pe work out the box?"
Also I want to setup a tablet for an overview of all the "critial" house stuff, furnace temps, water flow and return temps, ventillation system, door status etc
My vlan configuration prevents me from accessing the support channels to ask why nothing works, I designed it for your sanity
backups also (if you tell them to) container addon data
can't annoy the internet if you can't get to port 53!
that would also explain it, I don't have a single addon
Stuff actually works fine, it is only my own lazyness that hasn't meant I have progressed, I have 2 VLANS working exactly as inteded right now, and then obviously just when you get comfortable with those, opnsense is going to depreciate the dhcp system and (probably in my case) go over to dnsmasq, and I have even more reading up to do about that
I had no idea! I guess you install is massive compared to mine then
i kinda wanna rebuild my network. the last time i did it i went a bit overboard with some stuff and maintaining is a bit chaotic
I have a few things that bloat it a little. but its not too bad. it used to be bigger before i ditched influxdb (which i wasnt really using much anyway tbh)
for example i have my recorder set to keep full data for 30 days instead of the default of 10.
That would explain that! I jhave no idea how much mine is keeping
but with 70MB backups, apparently not a lot hehe
also depends how much you have integrated too
I should probably tidy mine up a bit tbh
I yolo probably too much of my infra with auto updates
Is the OralB one to annoy your neigbours? 😛
I tend to keep some stuff almost dangerously up to date but I don't really to it automatically.
Watch Tower does it on my main docker system
they their devices are gunna send me data then its not my fault i receive it
Absolutely not hehe
whoops, missed this. Hoping to start a thread and collect some thoughts here: #developers message
Looks very interesting potentially for energy saving and other optimizations
Live cover of the main title / intro theme song from the Stranger Things soundtrack using some of the same instruments as the composers.
More retro soundtrack inspired tunes here: https://autotross.bandcamp.com/
And More Strange Things jams here:
https://youtu.be/0zl1BrVMOlE
https://youtu.be/CjXC8V8rq5U
Must be someone else's, we have a black cat 
Omg a void
But wouldn't receiving one unexpectedly be such a great surprise?
I've always had a soft spot for black cats
I've been on a rampage looking at FB marketplace for used symfonisk stuff, like a gen 1 bookshelf speaker for $50 which seems like a screaming deal
My thought process is I can skip all the stupid Sonos s1 vs s2 crap by using music assistant as the controller
But is this a fools errand? Is it actually way more trouble than I'm thinking?
And I won't say if I mean the cat or my ex
Only thing I can think of is that once they are gone they are gone (the ikea ones) otherwise it sounds like a solid plan to me
My stolen void
You are actually correct and I wouldn't mind at all
We rescued a little tuxedo
Who is now a massive chonker
Better check on your other cats
Why, what have you done to them?!
I kept 3 and she got 3
Your chonker may have made a meal of one
my void comes in two states: Watchful Owl and Roadkill
Such a wonderful void omg
We void posting?
We stole our kitten from the backyard blep stray (who we also feed and got fixed)
You need to stop washing it, the black is fading
She has like 3 white hairs in her coat and we always think she's just got dog fur on her
I was meaning the red/ brown on back legs 🤣
You might need to use "wash it black" next time!
Lol I wouldn't try to wash her if I had a gun to my head, I know what's more lethal, and it's not the gun
lol mood
although I've gotten Aurora to agree to take showers with me, in exchange for pre- and post-emptive skritches, extra food, and some filmjölk (🇸🇪)
Nimbus has been given a few baths, but she's actually used to humans, her mom umbra (the one outside) barely tolerates us being within 15 feet of her
Which nimbus has gotten baths due to her own stupidity, luckily she learned not to play in the toilet bowl
lol
cats are incredible creatures
graceful, cunning and occasionally utter dumbshits
love 'em
You have so cool names for yours, nimbus, Aurora
oh agree, Nimbus is great
my friend has a Findus who looks and behaves exactly like the cat from Pettson & Findus btw
it's amazing
just a complete derp ball who wants to chase and also be friends with the local posse of pheasants
endless entertainment
Ang recommendation for a ceiling-mounted mmWave sensor, that is not Tuya based ?
(Zigbee)
A black cat named after a cloud?!
Our dog is called Mango and if we get a second one (or the one after him) will be called Kiwi lol
The other cat is a fluffy cloud too
Check over on the z2m site, or in #1284966353798697001
Omg
also came from the backyard as a kitten who just showed up, but fluffer came without any parent to the backyard
and we ended up with a ragdoll whos absolutely a pretty princess who does nothing wrong (honestly a chill AF cat)
Cat distribution system working as intended
it keeps trying to give us more cats, but we're full up
(got so many more cats who come in and out of the backyard)
484 minutes here
Those are sick curtains, damn
lololol
61 minutes here, kid didn't want to go see laser show, so I am watching youtube 🙁
These are AMAZING curtains
Kids these days and their lasers
Back then we had real lights from lamps
We used to have fireworks back in my day
Fireworks? I sure hope it does
Dumb drones now
I wish there were fireworks that didn't go bang (audibly)
Is it too much to ask for a controlled explosion
Good for animals and good for us
The first concert I was at with fireworks that didn't go bang was wild
I was confused since they made no noise
Happy New Year!!!!
(For everyone at UTC+1 or everyone already in 2026)
Not with that attitude
Happy new year 🎉
Pls don't say that too loud
They can hear us
happy new years
its still 2025!
It's just 2025 part 2
@weak musk I'm just the messenger
msg less thanks
Omg I love that with voice satellite my LLM can come to life
Very good integration and super cool
Need a voice satellite for every room now!! 😁
Happy newyear homies
Can be found $15-30 sometimes
It seems they are on to me
Cool!
May have to look into this. Using an nspanel for just dash word stuff right now. Does older echos have good wake word listening?
That was basically me, had to comfort 3 cats
Neighbours thought they were doing a display for the olympics I think
skill issue.
Not exactly sure where the bottom of the ladder will end up hehe
I can run the cable though, I have to do some painting before mounting too
froozen in place.. duuuhh
well the painting part is certainly the problem since uh
yolo
... I doubt thats gonna work well with freezing temp 😄
So difficult to find on ebay
Also for just 25 bucks more you can buy a Lenovo tab :P
Is there an add on for logging what executed actions? I have an ecobee using homekit and it got set to 90 so not an eco+ or remote utility control I would think. Really curious why it happened can only see and confirm it did
that would rely on whatever set it, telling you.. 🤷♂️
Ask your snowman for help with the wiring
It's setup through homekit and HA acts like the hub so all cmds are passing through it right? So should see the device if it's coming from a device? Instead if it's a notify that would mean it was a direct change on the ecobee
They must be apprentices, they just stand there doing nothing
maybe.
assuming the ecobee tells you.. 😄
the endless fun of not-fully-open-and-friendly plugins and etc..
Conceptual question for a friend....
Does your poe zigbee coordinatior go on iot or trusted network?
(Obviously it would need to be firewalled and the end points would end up talking to HA anyway, seems like an unnecessary step)
But it does though otherwise how would temperature changes be visible in home assistant?
i still need to set up my extra ecobee thermostat sensors :3
doit
Dontit
@forest edge
the person two houses down the hill from mine was lighting m80's inside their house and tossing them out through the sliding door
@tidal bronzedid you go anywhere exciting for new year?
Just us two with few bottles of wine, went to sleep at 9. One of those amazing 31st nights.
at 9? didn't even stay up till midnight?
Gotta hit 8 hour sleep
I have to spend some time in Alabama in the coming weeks so mentally preparing 😆
lol
they say this year will be the first time ever for the NYC ball to drop twice in one year cause of it's anniversary
might be something worth seeing
I honestly prefer London vibe on 31st. Usually we are there.
This year it was Dubai
I like the classic NYC ball idea but the vegas sphere would have been kind of neat to see live as well
Many NYC drops, so nothing exciting anymore
that only be worth going if you had like a room with a balacony view.. f standing in those streets
Streets are better than room with a view.
I think it saw it one time when I was younger but there was less people on the planet so it was something you could do without feeling like a sardine
Like having a beer on the deck of twin towers 😆
Good times
Do I really need to add a ble toothbrush to HA?
only if you are planning to fuck with the mrs
on/off/on/off/wait 2 seconds/on/wait 2 seconds/off
I still haven't added mine
I can't really think of anything productive by adding
The app has some features like telling you which region of teeth need more care
but in HA? I could use it for some habit tracking, but otherwise?
and I haven't even downloaded the app...
Yes.
And?
App is good. Although zone timing haptic feedback per zone is already there in the handle. 😀
mine only does haptic feedback for 4 zones but supposedly tracks 16 with the app 🤷
I start my news update on the bathroom smart speaker when the toothbrush starts.
Oh. Nice.
yea, that's a consideration. Though I'm a bit peeved by having something speak over the noise
I am anti-updates if it's not end of the world. 😆
16? I thought it was 12. Plus 16 in 2 minutes that's a lot.
let me check 😂 might be 12. I can think of 12 that make sense
App does ask about floss and gums
gfdi, the product page tells me about the conversational agent int heir app, but not the features of the app 😂
Yep major upsell platform
Nope, actually 16 zones according to random reviews
though I haven't checked which ones, since it's a video review 😂
isn't that once a week where you live?
The primary choice for me was:
- Has travel case
- Charger copes with Japan voltage
and then I soldered USB-C PD onto the charger either 
are those dentures?
oh, that makes sense for 16
How does it even know that?
6D accelerometer and ~AI~
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I am now used to haptic and rarely open the app to sync
I just brush in 4 sections and it coincidentally corresponds to the four periods of haptic feedback on my cheap toothbrush
mhh, maybe I'll try it out
now I kinda want to get a cheap android tablet for my bathroom for this and as smart speaker kinda thing
Quad-pacer or some silly name
OTOH, I don't trust cheap android tablets in high humidity
The default 2 min timer Vs stoke distance Vs Speed does not add up in my case 🤪
if you are gonna go all high tech with cleaning teeth why not just go the route of that mouth guard looking thing that brushes all your teeth at the same time
there are others
build a smart mirror 😛
also not a fan of doing my own electronics in high humidty rooms
absolutely this.
That’s cool!
How do I get my username changed on the Home Assistant community website?
Send me a DM with your forum username and details.
well I'm technically a strange little man
buying tuya products lol
Anyone messed around with the Magic Caster Wand integration? Seems like fun!
Has anyone moved from z2m to zha?
Ask in #1284966617670881350 with the zigbee tag
https://share.vos.zip/u/aggravating-false-parallel-amethystsunbird.jpg way less than previous year
rich
I would like to report a robery
Oh deer
They stole the carrot fom my snowman
(Which I put there for them)
And now they are devouring the bird food straight from the holder
råndjur?! those bastards
Capreolus capreolus, or the roe deer in English.
-# "rån" in Sweden is "robbery". the actual word for "deer" is "rådjur." Bless me farther for I have punned.
Ah, I googled it but it must have corrected and sent me to Swedish wikipedia
i should upgrade my router from my isp one before i get too much smart crap that I have to re-setup lmao
I got gigabit recently so still using the FritzBox they sent me
YESS MOARRRRR NOWWWQW
no seperate networks for wifi and iot wifi?
i managed to make the isp guest network iot so yes
and that traffic gets tagged with vlans?
my house isn’t wired for wired backhaul…yet. I only paid to get it wired to my office for now
soon tm
yes
It seems we have 5
I saw a hare yesterday, they were like "omfg snow running running FUCK A NOISE BETTER STOP running running snow yay THERE IT IS AGAIN FUCK"
I believe I have seen a foxes tracks as well
They are so flighty haha
I scared one at the front of the house just now, I feel so bad
I really need to get my network sorted so I can get my cameras on the dashboard, so I can double check I am not scaring the deer
Fritzbox is the minimum I'll settle with these days
Pebble still exists?
yep, early 2025 it was kinda revived i guess
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes
OH FUCK THEY'RE REMAKING THE ROUND??
The three year old Garmin Fenix 6 on my wrist looking real nervous rn
And they got the rose gold 

I like the black version, but I don't like that it will likely be very easy to scratch, so I went with the silver one
It will look nice with a black band
i like my samsung watch, though the long battery life they claim sounds nice lol
have you tried using deer resistant plants? (this just means they'll eat them last... :P)
one of the few chill things google has done.. (letting the original owners have the IP back and etc..)
200$ seems actually reasonable. Might sell my galaxy watch and I'm halfway there already lol
No heartrate sensor
True
I'm really thinking about ditching Samsung. As I use gestures. I can't use the companion app to scan matter codes. Any ideas to solve this problem? Just as a kick in the teeth. My father has a older XCover and it works on his... 😕
Are you still wearing your Santa outfit? That sleeve cuff looks suspiciously fluffy.
Only 11 months till the holiday season
it was round before tho no?

It's even ROUNDER!
just like a pebble
Pebble 2: The ROUNDENING
Wat
Round is, in my opinion, the correct shape for a watch
I really don't mind them too much 🙂
I dunno, when surveyed, 9 out of 10 raccoons prefered a rounded square one
I think if you're plannin to use a watchface that emulates a regular watch, round makes sense. It doesn't if you're doing anything else
That, but also I just hate the way square watches look
And actually hate the way most smart watches look, specifically that they're usually 150-200% as thick as I would ever want a watch to be, which this one does appear to be the answer to
I have an AW Ultra 2 and its thickness does get in the way sometimes. I love all the sensors, though
I usually notice the thickness when I'm reaching through something, like through the shutters to open or close a window
So we need to kill DST and change the time zones to keep everyone happy:
https://bsky.app/profile/natanael.bsky.social/post/3k7g6d2noq52e
no DST and no time zones. UTC only!
yeah but the USA would never do it
because boomers are incapable of doing anything like.. appending a fixed offset into their brains when thinking of a clock or etc
😛
Interesting that they had to carve out SD/LA for an earlier sunrise
And Missyland
then they will start missing appointments. 😛
Now this I could get behind
Someone would complain that it puts them and their neighbor in different time zones
But it does address the main complaint about getting rid of DST
But it's based on science aka witchcraft, so won't go anywhere 🙂
I just want it gone. It screws with my head when we leap an hour ahead
- working night shifts it screws us all over 😂
negative
because boomers are incapable of doing anything like.. appending a fixed offset into their brains when thinking of a clock or etc
Boomer reporting in... 🙂
I don't mind ditching dst but i am keeping my 12 hour clock
i didnt say that you couldnt keep a 12h clock if you wanted
UTC only kind of suggested that
yeah sort of i guess, 12h would make a little less sense under it.
just rotate the clock so noon is at the top
noon/midnight doesnt have to be at the 12
if I wanted to say 18:00 for 6pm I would join the military
or the rest of the world 😛
noone cares about the rest
if you are at gmt-6 now then you would put the 6 at the top and change between ante and post meridiem at 6 on the clock. (e.g. 5:59AM ticks over to 6:00PM)
12h clock just means putting meridiem at the top of the clock.
isn't the worlds richest countries using 12 hour? why would we change.. you should change lol
lets just remember who is at the middle from which all other zones are in reference too.
And here I was just advocating for more science-based time zones...
in for a penny, in for a pound
and whose penny and whose pound are you referring to there 😛
not ours.. we ditching those things
all so walmart could mark up like 4 cents to even off
surely it only matters if you are paying cash?
you would think that but some people have been commenting it happens on digital transactions too
Every place I've seen so far with notices about pennies has said they'll round up to the nearest 5 cents when making change
software cant tell the difference because it was written in the 90's so its all or nothing?
I don't get the issue with the penny. I never minded it.
I think people just like to change things up so we all have new issues to deal with once we fix a few things
As far as I know There’s no actual laws/rules as to how to handle the rounding, so it’s a shit show
the incogneto way of keeping one down sort of speak
My favorite argument in favor of getting rid of the US penny is that it costs more to make than it's worth...except it's not like they can only be used once and then they're thrown away or something 🤣
I would be in favour of dropping the 1 and 2 pence coins in the UK and tbh the 5 pence can probably go too.
But yeah it should be exact change with debit/credit and round for cash
yeah but I have his dumb ass blocked so 😛
The problem is they aren't really. People horde them or just don't bother carrying them around
Which also means they can probably just not make any more
nor will there ever be.
but since this is 2025.
the answer is. eat shit pay more
as is tradition.
Yep
really the most american thing there is.
gunna have to correct you here... its not 2025.
I like to see all the pessimistic views in this server. gives me hope for seeing the end before I keel over
bootlicking the facists says what? 😄
i love making old machines suffer
i put proxmox on an optiplex 780 with a core 2 duo and 6 gigs of ram and am now running hassos and windows xp on it
gross
as someone whose setup a few hassos for other people..
... boy that one on the little bitchbox is unreasonably slow on building esphome devices
whereas the one on a modern amd system (also runs a bunch of frigate cameras..) just rips it
the world if the aussies won WW2? /s
It is quite a nice projection that one.
equal area, date line in the middle, space at the top for required information instead of the bottom.
oh and don't forget, it puts Lower Egypt lower than Upper Egypt 🙂
At least it has New Zealand
thats not real. duh.. hobbits arent real so neither is that.
Impossible to see from the air
We just haven't looked hard enough. And the sheep aren't saying anything
anyone here use the Ikea DIRIGERA and other ikea smart things with Hass?
do i need the hub for full functionality or HASS? or is something like a cheap zigbee dongle enough.
start a thread in #1284966353798697001 with recommendations tag.
Same here for the 5 cent coin, especially since how much digital payments have taken over here, rounding would be a near non issue
snow
Your car is shouting at you in german
it’s an german car
last service was 2k lol
ouch
German cars can shout at you in English too
but i speak Dutch so this is fine
(it’s not german it’s dutch)
It looked like the same massive words that German has lol
it’s related
Which Audi do you have?
A3. But I meant the language ahaha
Oh I know about the language
Sorry forgot to acknowledge that lol
Neat car!
yeah its a fun car! Thx
Hatch or sedan?
hach!
Ah I can respect it
But I’m very much a sedan guy 😛
The hatches look weird sometimes
yeah I also want to carry stuff this is not a big car
That’s fair
this one doesn't look that weird
I’ve got an A class, know the small car things lol
But as a sedan it’s still somewhat roomy
It does look nicely proportioned
yeah its same same lol iirc just as big/small
I also looked at the A class in yellow they're cool
They’re nice cars to drive
Even the A200 feels zippy with its tiny 1.3L 4 cyl
Bumblebee
fr
Don't show @clear ferry this
Cold weather storm head for extra furnace room air intake
Just to top it off, it is a wooden window
Hey sorry, I know this isn't the right channel but I'm not sure which one is - where should I go if I want advice/discussion about which smart home appliances(lights and light switches in this case) to choose/how to choose them? It seems like this server is HA-specific so I'm thinking it would be like a subreddit or another server? regardless any direction would be great, thanks!
Don't feel bad, Discord is allergic to showing that channel to new joiners 😄
Btw mental support is allowed in this channel.
only if it involves raccoons and the cheese tax has been paid
technically there isn't anything wrong with the window being framed with wood since those ducts are designed to dissipate heat enough to never catch anything on fire but that cover is gonna look pretty toasty on the inside
I do wonder though.. furnaces generally don't run for very long so curious if that would ever actually burn
Is there any place i can share my YAML code to make things easier for other HA users using an integration?
#1284966582375813201 instead of the title being a question, make the title be the solution
I should try some fancy automation like turn HVAC fan on for four hours if CO2 is above 1000 ppm for 30 minutes
Trying to think how this could go wrong
I do wonder how much of a pain re-pairing everything will make these automations whenever I install my new router network
as long as you keep everything with the same ip its not a pain at all
Still deciding if I want to go unifi or not. I’m not gonna be able to put wired backhaul initially and their ecosystem seems insane
The other option is asus I guess but their wired backhaul is subpar bc they only have two 10 gigabit ports, but maybe unifi is no better I haven’t gotten that far yet
I should stop worrying about it until I get my house repaired ig
$6200 for some sewage leaks 🤢
The downside of home ownership
I'm looking at the quote for the new minisplit heat pump in our home office, lotta money
This is an 11/10 automation
I have it setup in my house for circulation mode when it hits 1000 at all
What's wired back haul?
I mean automations don't really affect networking? From the automations I've had success with anyways
Just make sure iot devices have a route to HASS
That'd be wiring every AP to the switch rather than "wireless backhaul" aka mesh (which unifi does support, and does at least work at least as well as any other mesh system)
So far as the IoT network, just about everything seems to support rediscovering the devices even if their IP changes these days. Pretty seamless
How many aps are people running at home?!?
2
2 is a good number
I guess American drywall
i’m european
Even like 2.4ghz penetrates walls pretty good tho
🤷♂️
4
But my house is a nightmare RF environment
And one of those is outside, for the garden
I was hoping to get away with 3 if they’re strong
give them tren
Hopefully the 6200 will be well spent and the repair lasts a long time
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these 2 videos
Wicked is a very weird twist on the Wizard of Oz
Ahh.. HassMediaSearchAndPlay messes up my scripts. Explicitly tell my llm not to use it
Great. Xkcd youtube and webpages work again on my tv
don't worry I hear they're very good at listening to instructions specifically!
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me what my washing machine is thinking right now
Off topic for this channel, but I'm trying to find a way to force reload an integration
dam this guy should wash his sheets more often
#1284966582375813201 would clearly be the right place
@scenic radish has less fond feelings toward it
I may have miscalculated, I think I have like 10 more hue bulbs than Lamps in the house
Time to buy more lamps just to shove hue bulbs into
Clearly you need a chandelier
Something you can put around a dozen in
if you want you can report the bug on the forum I was just pointing out how useless it was for funnies
it’s not like there’s useful support for it anyway
The forum is not where you report issues.
You’re responding to the wrong person I think
I didn’t suggest it and I’m not trying to report anything
Nope you were the one that said: "if you want you can report the bug on the forum"
Yeah in response to them pointing to the forum
I didn’t evaluate the appropriateness of their suggestion beyond that
Github for issues.
You’re cutting off the reply part here, that’s likely where the confusion was from
Discord UI wonky and all
There is no confusion. You told them to report the the bug on the forum. Which is not correct.
There seems to be quite a lot
Accept that you were incorrect and move on.
I can’t see how it shows up for you, but I’m responding to them pointing me to the forum, so the intent wasn’t to introduce the forum to the conversation
But to respectfully decline the suggestion to use it
(But leaving open they’re free to do so if they feel the need)
Ok so you are just going to reject reality and substitute your own. Good luck with that.
Huh
For me it shows them linking me to the discord ‘automations’ forum, which is what I’m responding to
Or “Reply”‘ing to I guess the feature is called
This is the link to their message pointing to the automation forum that I replied to #the-water-cooler message
you rang?
cannot believe I have to install portainer ontop of casaos just to be able to adjust the shm size
Your issue is that you choose casaos
also portainer lol
may I recommend getting into 3D printing
you'll never run out of excuses to print another lamp
Laemp
Lämp
<@&330946878646517761>
Gone
i love my defroster
does he know?
Sunday project : A HomeAssistant dashboard on AppleTV 🙂
yes and now i have to clean my cars interior
New kind of vibe-coding lol
Wat
lol 500 lines of yaml is crazyyy
Someone doesn't k8s
Granted
At that size I prefer generators and templating
But 500 lines is nothing new
tanzu
yaml 🤮
it's fine
That's my ESP Home E-Ink Display, lambda and fonts take many many lines
Then there's my pokemon floorplan that's 800 lines lol
thread and zigbee not meshing is >:c
Is it meshed up?
i confused
uhhh good think gemini is goatedf at yaml
and jinja2
No llm here
Good old "I've got 30 Firefox tabs open and I think I read what I need in one of them"
fair
im wondering
what folks even do with home assist if they dont have an ollama instance and stuff?
idk i feel like the built in commands and built in VA is just so so stupid with no llm for tool calls and stuff
like dashboards and stuff?
yes like using multiple brand products from one place
VA is honestly the only reason im using hass tho
seems odd
but very well
you can create your own matching automations fairly easily
you dont need ollama for that tho
hmmm
i dont even think i can turn on the light without my llm
let me remove it from instruct and test if the built in controls can do it
the built in features can be found here https://github.com/OHF-Voice/intents/tree/main/sentences
or you can add as many and as complex custom ones as youd like https://www.home-assistant.io/voice_control/custom_sentences/
its pretty easy
ah it does turn on light without the llm needed
honestly i just dont know what is handled where
ah i see
well makes sense
im thinking this couldnt be done with settimg alarm time tho
since it requires more flexibility
not really
how would you parse input time to correct HH:MM:SS format without an llm to intelligently set it?
as you dont use language arbitarily you can for the most part match quite a lot of cases fairly easily
without regex lol
surely
all this does is calculate a trigger and give you a schema to read data out of the sentence that has been spoken
you can do anything you want with the data hidden inside through templates
idk maybe llm is just easier method 
will need to not use it for everthing eventually tho since latency is annoying
How to install that, I might be blind but I don't see it I'm the readme
what do you want to install about it
this is default to the homeassistant installation
you can debug quite a lot of things by either using the chat to talk to the assistant or by devtools > assist > sentence parser
Automations
Written in (TW: YAML) YAML
If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read
Just waste a households amount of power to let some LLM write your automation to turn off you lights mate
/s
uhhh
my home servers use 1.5kw so the gpu power isnt much of a concern
i would bet very few people here hosts HASS on a 4 node vsan cluster lmao
and yeah i believe the lights were hitting local first, rather than the llm. buuuut for "set the alarm for 9 oclock am" i absolutely want my LLM to parse this. as the inputs can be finicky, and must always be translated into HH:MM:SS according to the input date time
i really dont see any other way for this specifically.. no amount of yaml or regex would make this as reliable as the LLMs intelligence.
more worried about ttft and latency with using it for VA
I used ollama, that didn't go well at all, the voice assistant ignored me
casaos is kind of nice for remote access.
not a huge fan of docker
and containers in general
kind of unavoidable in some situations
id stay <quite far> away from icewhale products
not really anything else available with the same features
unless you just want to go all cli
gross
what features are you thinking about
it has it's own built in file management
the desktop just lays out all the containers like apps
seems like there are a lot spinoffs that are yet another host for containers
it really just make remote management of a sever pretty simple






