#the-water-cooler
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absolutely, tuya is just too op to even take part
The truth is all you need is a basic Tuya Smart Robot with Lidar and I repeat (with Lidar) and your fine. These big companies suck
There not gonna show you how it works, ill make a video and show you if you want. But I keep it private because I don’t want more people buying my robots
It’s great you guys think it sucks because more for me
Tuya blows
Awesome
rude ender
So I use iPhone for Tuya which is developed for iPhone I assume in China?
Awkward since it’s supposed to suck
If your using android it’s not going to work
Enter the Tuya Leaf Blower
Second, you guys are home assistant. Shouldn’t we be working together to figure this sht out?
Lol
Tuya smart car is coming next mofos
I’m just being funny. Lol
Oh?
Missy Confusers serve a vital role in this community
It’s kinda funny how all this stuff I’m saying is undiscovered
I’ll tell ya I couldn’t find any information that’s for sure
Tuya is like a complex baby and you just have to nurture it till it gets strong and helps you.
Are you hiding some information from the rest of us for some reason?
What information?
any
or kills you
Survival of the fittest
it's like nobody has seen The Terminator
it's all fun and games until you have to go back in time and kill the Tuya lawnmower
I know that Tuya doesn’t want home assistant being the main competitor and that it would prefer it to be the main home companion
Wat
What information? 🙂
Don’t worry, Skynet still needs DNS 
Really cause all my devices work flawlessly
I think 2GB chatbot might have short-circuited here
my dude we gave up on turing tests a long time ago
at least figure out my phone number bro, these bots are underwhelming
If Tuya can revive the Dominos integration, I’m all in
Have at it. I can’t convince Jarvis to call for me. Something about my cholesterol
I’m having fun
So anyone wanna discuss anything
Do you guys actually work on things or sit around jerking eachother off bruh
If it’s the second thing then I’m in ring me up lul
How does one have a 9-year-old discord account that you're just willing to delete for this? That's fascinating
I’m not willing to delete anything. I’m just expressing my opinion.
I'm sure
Go ahead and report me. I could make a million accounts just like the Chinese and a million brands, and you’d never catch me.
Go ahead Mr K
I hold no power here
In a million fly by night brands, just like Tuya 😂
Hey they all go back to one place @stuck mortar Guandong Lesheng Joy intelligence
And Shenzhen Weizhisheng Technology
At least I know where my products are coming from. Do you?
I have a woodworking hobby, so I’m going with carbon dioxide and sunlight
rereading through some of that was really weird but then I got to thinking.. this server needs a tuya fighter. of all the brands out there it is quite literally the most picked on so why shouldn't there be someone, a lone wolf, a voice in the darkness yelling.. "tuya matters too!"
Bunny is neither the hero they need nor the hero they want, but the hero who was sent
Hello
thats just oppression talk right there
"User left your channel."
I am having issues with two tuya lightbulbs, someone can help here?
Too bad. The Tuya expert has just left.
shoot, i wanted to ask how to remove 2 bulbs to throw them away, should i unscrew to the right or to the left??
Cut power, smash with hammer
i am too late then i guess for proper help
Idk probably call an electrician if you’re asking
must use my tuya phone then to call
oh, it's already phoning home..
A hard night's day..
It worked, just as you said. Thanks lol
pro's at work here..
such negative tuya people
Nono, i am happy with my smashed tuya bulbs now, just a bit sad about the broken powercord..
first time that they did what they have to do
thanks @weak musk
disagreed
no you
meee?
yes
goeiemoggel
Asking for a friend. Can mmWave tell the difference between obese cats and raccoons, getting a lot of false positives? Planning to fork into HA with raccoon assiatant soon
well in your case you would just seperate them by which ever one with the blown off head would be the racoon
integrate an alcohol sniffer/sensor. If alc > raccoon
tuya will have some
I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee I love zigbee
just wait till your coordinator dies and then you will really "love" zigbee
such negative zigbee people
mine died and i still love it lol
dutch raccoons less agressive
Duccoons
Ah, has it lead a life of adventure, and would be a life of Surprise Mechanics if you got it?
I don't know
It has been registered in 2006, the licenseplate is from 2018 and it does not have an owner history tied to it
so this either means its imported OR it has been put on a new license plate
I guess it was never sold regularly in NL?
Nope I don't think so
(you must be mad to drive a 6L here LOL)
I think it has been imported in 2018
I assume if I've not seen one it wasn't sold in Europe, though I sometimes get tripped up with GM stuff
I mean, this car is from a time when people also bought Hummers in The Netherlands so its not impossible
The only real Hummer is the H1 IMO.
it is just weird that it does not have an owner history since it has a been registered in 2018 here
While technically possible that this car has been at a car dealer since 2018 and never been sold it feels really fishy
owning that one in NL is just diabolical
I already have great issue with driving my audi in the city center
i mean id probably get the Unimog cuz i live in a. bog
I often drove those in my time in the army.
The classic rural duo here is a Land Rover and some beat-to-shit estate that was probably nice when new 15 years ago that refuses to die
the least reliable car is reliable
Wasnt there a special top gear episode dedicated to that "motor bike"
Reliant Robin
not so reliant
Its a motorbike you need to lean in the corner
aha, making sense
knee down ,i like it
another zigbee device
imagine letting your neighbor take over your xmas lights https://youtu.be/LE4SmeLQ3QY?si=Wu-z2ZJK1QQQtWae
A custom Star Wars light show across 6 homes featuring over 40,000 pixels updated for 2025. Show runs nightly. More info on my website: thebrownfamilylightds.com
Good luck pronouncing that, to everyone not speaking German lol
The hidden carrot is sus.
I got the Yummy
And what happened to Gurkensalat (2)?
About as accurate as McDonald's
I need new CS project ideas
I guess I should actually go around to wikimedia project integration because that would be awesome
Apparently the IKEA ZigBee accessories are going to be half off this weekend, I have a bunch of their new Thread accessories along with the ZigBee ones, I guess I'm gonna go load up a cart!
planned ikea shopping spree for tomorrow
Can't wait to get rid of my Parasoll sensors
godspeed. the entirety of the netherlands will be there
yeah, dont have choice... wife says so...
been there
done that
my partner really wanted to go
spend 20 minute getting into the parking lot and went home
🫡🫡
usually i hide when she asks
some battles aren’t worth it
tbh if i really do not want to i either just refuse or say something like mijn kamerplant moet naar de orthodontist
hahaha good one.. i'll try this when she's terug from werk
🫡🫡
no the "best" you can do is cause such a fucking uprising that forces laws to be passed that force the cost onto the "profitable" companies that keep doing this shit.
the future is now, old man
#tacobell #water #watercup #drivethru #ai #artificialintelligence #memes
weren't you just saying the other day how much you liked them?
I love this
Myggbett is bigger than Parasoll I was going to Myggbett in my mailbox for a mail sensor but I may swap it with a Parasoll since the Parasoll is smaller.
you good?
me?
You really don't want a myggbett, they itch a lot
And haven't you heard the phraise about size not being important? 😉
i got like 4 myggspray's too! so i'll be protected
Pizza is always ready for you.
Excellent! Postman might need one too if you are installing your myggbett there
I could've used this on Tuya yesterday.
are you saying you’re a pizza?
A drooling raccoon on tuya? Count me in
That raccoon was drooling because Tuya is trash
Agreed.
“lost”
So - generic question, how good/fast are totally local hosted voice assistant setups? especially for ones without 'wake up' type words
like for example, saying 'turn on the lights' and one, knowing that, and two, knowing where you are to know which lights to turn on
#1284966915055288530 can help with such questions.
gotcha, i like the idea of those but I never seem to get replies, I'll figure it out
If anyone can provide any insight here it would be much appreciated #1450575333165371503 🙏
he’s going to yell again

ANOTHER zigbee device
Plese do not post a link here to try to amplify your post. See rule #7 (and the other rules)
called it
have you seen the latest episode from that guy that has never interacted with a woman before?
the grinch?
no Landman
yeah, I guess
I can't suffer through the rest lmao
the only compelling parts of that show are the parts around the oil business
it's mostly soap opera
I guess
Holy hell, using a fast cloud LLM provider is really a day and night difference to the default OpenAI integration.
Tested groq (not grok), which is advertising itself as low latency provider with gtp-oss-120b vs OpenAI mit gpt-4.1-mini
OpenAI takes about 8-9 seconds to answer "What temperature will be tomorrow between 1 and 2 pm?"
Groq takes less than 1.5 seconds.
Both used the same tool calls (Weather LLM script by Fes) to get the result.
This is the difference that will make your family allow you to replace Alexa or not. 😛
oh and whether or not you want to support the nazi man too
that too. 🙃
now in full data-rapist mode with "lol you don't get to opt out for anything anymore, we're taking your shit and training on it regardless."
you find me a popular model that is.. actually trained on data given willingly without just stealing it wholesale as well? 😄
(the concept of asking an LLM what the weather is going to be like is just 😕 0
yeah but the ai techbro fuckwits literally are incapable of doing anything but delegating their own thinking.
sometimes I wonder if their brains will literally just shut down and cease to function when the crash happens.
.... wait is that wondering or hoping
its an LLM. it does not think
i'm fully awre.
I'm talking about what the techbro fuckwits think it does
And then some absolute son of a bitch created ChatGPT, and now look at us. Look at us, resplendent in our pauper's robes, stitched from corpulent greed and breathless credulity, spending half of the planet's engineering efforts to add chatbot support to every application under the sun when half of the industry hasn't worked out how to test database backups regularly.This is why I have to visit untold violence upon the next moron to propose that AI is the future of the business - not because this is impossible in principle, but because they are now indistinguishable from a hundred million willful fucking idiots.
the database backups thing he says there is
I have had a similar chat with my ceo. Hes convinced that an AI actually thinks because it says it thinks
especially funny with how many stories i've seen of
"Oops the ai agent deleted the production database"
I explained to him that it is the same as me saying that I will submit my timecard
the only job that is legitimately something taht can be currently replaced with AI
or not. output is about the same
or a magic 8 ball
*oll business
Hey quick question,
I am trying to setup my HA Green and add a ikea timmerflotte sensor via matter but it’s just loading for days…
Am I doing something wrong?
if your having issues with getting the green up and running you want #1284966540617449515 if iyou do have it running and its a question about integrating a device then you want #1284966582375813201
should be
sounds like an Uber for your package
exactly, C-suite fuckwits say a lot without ever actually saying anything.. ai is great at that.
I mean, its a pretty simple thought cut enough employees until stock value actually drops then hire again.... repeate
power went out.. power came back up.. phone is refusing to connect/open my HA app properly..
... but the HA widgets work fine..?
random thing but do yall know a good linux OS for gaming
bazzite
is there a good OS for if i mostly game but do other stuff on the pc
bazzite is fine but it doesn't really work for something like a laptop
unless it's hooked to my living room tv or something
Man I love HA. I just purchased a zigbee receiver and after moving all my bulbs everything is working like a dream
pop!OS
I was/am inches away from diving in to HAOS, I'm now thinking of staying with Google Home, and the other 6 apps i need to cover all my smart items. I have a mini PC unused, everyone says "don't use it", I have just read 30 posts about "Green" problems. I seriously ask, Does any company make a HA server that is setup and solid?
I run everything from a Pi with HA os and a decent ssd and it's zippy
#1284966353798697001 with the "Recommendation" tag can help.
Thx Truman. I just built a monster video editing computer, had to fight but have ComfyUI/Wan running. My fear is building a "radio Shack" kit computer to run my whole house. I played with an Arduino kit a year ago and it me crazy.
I picked bazzite
I did not mean disrespect what you built, I just have no experience with the smaller chip sets.
I converted to Linux fulltime about 6 months ago. 80% gaming, 20% nerdy hobbies. Started with CachyOS which was decent, but it is a little too bleeding edge for me. Few issues happened from newer drivers/kernels. So I am now on mainline Fedora and it's been great.
Bazzite is good as long as you don't need anything custom done (and don't mind everything being Flatpak/AppImage)
I don't really mind tbh
Once again if I desperately need something i can put it on the server desktop
There were a few apps for my hobbies that didn't have Flatpaks/AppImages that I needed to be able to compile from scratch.
I want to dump Window bad, love Linux, but my "out of control" DCS fight sim has me trapped.
I'm just getting bazzite for the gaming laptop
DCS seems to run fine. Sim controls may be an issue though.
Actually, lots of issues reported there sorry.
for me the issue with linux is power management, my laptop would drain battery even while plugged in and running various power mgmt tools
That is my worry with DCS, my controllers cost half what my house did. I really spent alot on them
Not to mention I like to mod games occasionally and game mods don't really work well on Linux
My Adobe Premier and Affter effects hates Linux. but I am so sick of Windows
I used to bounce around OS platforms a bunch, but i've just settled with W11 IoT Enterprise LTSC
I have a MacBook Air M1 for anything that needs a different OS
what is LTSC? I really like the idea of the programming that you can do on HAOS, but I just learned Python, and JSON scripts, and do not look forward to learning how to build a HA server.
Learn Davinci. Works on Linux natively and replaces both.
(Also free)
Long Term Servicing Channel, longer update support
delayed updates as part of that so generally more stable
For a HA server, I do not recommend Windows. Use something like Proxmox IMO
funny you say that becuase I am learning Davinci just to get closer to dropping windows
Be aware that BlackMagic only officially support Rocky Linux and you might have to do some fiddling to get it to work on anything else.
no, I will use a HAOS clean system, no windows. Like a lot of people I have been buying smart bulbs, cameras, for a few years, and have 5 different brands. its hard to keep a single point of control
I have nearly 100 integrations setup in Home Assistant.. definitely feel the pain
Would probably need over 50 apps to control everything in totality
I was hopping I could take a decent mini computer wipe it, and then a clean install of HAOS, but most of what i read says bad move
That’s fine? I’d recommend going the Proxmox route if you plan to expand your self hosted “arsenal” ever though.
Can just install HAOS inside a VM on Proxmox
Not a bad move. Usually just a bit "overkill" processing power wise.
thx Blue, that is why im here is to learn before i leap
We were all there at some point.. no worries
yea but I have one setting on the shelf
Pretty sure what he means is that just HA OS on a typical Mini PC will leave lots of spare resources in a lot of cases
If you use something like Proxmox, you can install various other operating systems and also install “LXC”s for lighter weight software
Better to take advantage of your hardware
even though it's a new OS to me, the mini PC I understand
I will look at Proxmox, i've heard the name but need to learn
This is insanely useful for installing things as beginner. https://community-scripts.github.io/Proxmox/
just copy and paste the script into the console of Proxmox and you can install various services seamlessly
cool, agian thx guys
do not use the proxmox post install script though, tempting, but not good for HAOS. The HAOS installer script is good!
@shut crescent
I've had no issues with it personally. Does HA have a installer script for Proxmox now?
ah yeah i've used that one before. Also used the post install script and had no issues though..
This was probably about 1-2 years ago now though so maybe it's unstable or something now?
i was told that the post install script does more harm then good
Never heard that myself, it corrects the proxmox sources to the free ones.. otherwise you won't get updates without paying. Also removes the subscription nag
Interesting, never had that happen myself
You can skip over the nag part I believe though
Well if you don't use the script, make sure you change your sources to the community ones
Will miss critical security updates if not
Turns out installing an os via a fucking sd card takes a while
Funny thing is it's not as slow as the psp
Yes I used a psp to install an OS twice
if you're installing HAOS on an SD card I strongly recommend against that
the constant reading and writing will kill an sd card relatively quick
Libreelec for my Chromebook lubuntu for my desktop
I'm not
👍
I learned this quickly, I run through usb to a 1tb SSD but of course it would be better to wire things in directly
if it works, whatever haha
You can always upgrade to a mini PC down the road should your needs change
Yep I'm already getting close to learning about rack systems and trying to build a small one for my apartment. Maxxed out my switch
Space is an issue
Zigbee2MQTT is my new best friend though
did they every add OAUTH support to HA?
Getting ready to setup authentik wanting to know is HA supports it but can't really find much
i didn't wanna make a whole ass ticket for a yes or no answer haha
In that case you are out of luck.
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Note to self: Don't use the cheapest indoor sensor, outside. It's stuck at 22C and 78% Humidity lol
must have come as a complete surprise...
Hehe
The new IKEA temp sensors are suspiciously cheap for they have a display
Id be impressed if it weren't threads fuckery
not read the specs?
It was an experiment for sure
cost has very little to do with limitations when it comes to those sensors. i've seen outdoor rated sensors with such short range
must be made for the tropics or something
When the ADC has less than 6 bits
i hate threads
It is broken now 100% i brought it inside and it's still stuck
I haven't check for corrosion yet
I have an aqara in my freezer, with batteries outside the freezer, he works well, even if it is cold
like a frightened turtle
Doormat business is difficult now, have to economise
I ended up buying my lovely old Volvo a christmas present (240W LED lightbar)
So I had to cheap out on my CPU
Also
I swear it isn't at my house
is that video of them shooting at the racoon while everyone else is running in fear?
I keep getting false positives
Both the zebra bin and the raccoon cat
To be fair, they are probably most scared of the raccoon
You've got a new cpu for your AI rig. Use it to optimize the raccoon scanning 
its getting colder again 😭
Can't tell, says 22°C on my end
🤣

ah it got switched to celsius. that's likely the issue
its like 5 here
22C inside here too, no issues
outside 5 and inside 18 ;D
5.8 outside, December in Sweden, WTF
That is pretty chilly
unfortunately the heating system is rather expensive lol
I get it, I really do
i'll live
We warm with pellets, and they have doubled in price since 2021 when I moved in
that has got to be related to the gas price lol
So me halving my usage by insulating, windows etc has been lost in money terms 🤣 as it were
Well, diesel price spiked and it is made from what we call flis
And that also shot up
My neighbors do the heating for me it seems. Thermostats are off and I haven't dropped below 20 ish inside
but hasn't gone down now that diesel is dirt cheap Whodathunkit
ah
I only know pellets as an alternative heating source
know folks moved to that during the heating crisis
My plan is to make it backup heat and have an air source heatpump as primary
my plan is to sell this appartment whenever I find something better
But someone keeps buying CPUs and extra LED lights and such
Sounds like an excellent plan!
if only we weren't also in an housing crisis lol
I actually didn't get on with getting one installed when plumbers were quiet, so I couldn't get anyone to do it when I wanted
To be fair I do need to pour a pad for her to sit on, she is quite a girthy beast at like 200kg
the heatpump?
Yes!
200kg dang
Apparently doing it at the same time as everyone else is not a good idea 🤣
Doing it as in getting one installed
yeah
Actually it is only 160kg
I may end up plumbing it myself, we will see
Will run the electric and lines myself anyway
yeha
Can't pay a plumber to do idiot raccoon work
🤣
Need to sort solar out too
Great when you have like 7 minutes sunshine a month in November - March
Put it on a really tall pole so you have a better angle with the horizon; gain an extra couple seconds of sunshine
Relatable to the core!
Lovely guy in video is Tom Scott.
https://www.youtube.com/@TomScottGo
Video template from Chris Spargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_EnsU88o6M
Also for the people that complains here's a cool song for you.
https://youtu.be/ApfNFdZZtjE?si=1N3kifzi46q87x4s
Thank you for watching, I appreciate it all!
you must really suck at gaming lol
I can't come up with a slick comeback, you guys get that one lol
I hope to have some time for gaming after Christmas.
Might play some Mario Party or Mario Kart with my siblings on Christmas Eve.
https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/big-lavish-wavy-africanporcupine.jpg ill be doing this
My own Burj Khalifa in the garden, with a single solar panel at the top
Facing north
do you guys still put area names in automation title, or just assign the area to it?
I have both, considering removing it 
good question for #1284980040940912641
this is the way.. for heat pumps.. if you can that is 😛
anyway she is getting an HomeAssistent Green or whatever cus this has rekindled my unbridled hatred for Raspberry again lol
I quite like my RPi5 8GiB with NVMe hat.
that is the proper way. I have a 4 with some cockedoodeling SD-card and an SSD
(pls no helpies here)
yeah.. sd cards to be avoided at all costs for anything meant to run long term.. 🤷♂️
I even sprang for an actual NVMe drive rather than a SATA m.2 for reasons I'm not clear on.
Though it was like... Less than a $10 difference.
But hey, maybe someday I'll use NVMeoF on my Pi? XD
yellow is discontinued though so not a great example... 😛
i’ll look for alternatives
I used a yellow for while and it was great and i still use it on occasion for beta/nightly stuff, but one of the big reasons for me to switching to n150 mini pc was ESPHome compile times.
My HA is on one of these now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3TPSZ8K
N100, 8GB RAM, 256GB UFS (better than eMMC, similar performance to SATA) SSD storage. Plus PoE, which is very convenient.
They're becoming increasingly difficult to find though
Processor:Intel N100 Processor, 4 Cores/4 Threads (6M Cache, up to 3.4 GHz) GPU:Intel UHD Graphics Memory:LPDDR5 Single Channel (8GB,OnBoard, 4800Mhz) Storage:UFS2.1 256G Wireless Connectivity:Onboard Intel AX200/201 (Wi-Fi 6,BlueTooth 5.2) Video Output HDMI ×1, USB-C ×1 Audio Output HDMI ×1 Peri...
another one
Wat
O
This is when you ban him gotta keep everyone guessing.

Careful, so did Tuya-stan-bot
i
need
zigbee
yes
I
NEED
MORE
ZIGBEE
BUT I'M BROKIE
credit cards exist for this exact scenario
max that shit out
take a 2nd mortgage out on your parents house
commit identity theft
whatever you need to do to maximize that mesh ( @scenic radish turn off the coordinator)
Not a True Mesh feat. Turn Off the Coordinator
Hi Brokie! 
help me steal my parents credit card
ok, I'll keep watch
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god I love zigbee
Zigbee is the shit
That reminds me, I need to repair the Zigbee temperature sensor that refused to rejoin after changing the battery
Is the shit = it’s great
Is shit = shit
Hope this helps.
Sick Bee?
Not to be confused with “Sick, B” which is right back to being awesome
Tuya know what a bad dadjoke that is?
Has anyone managed to hack the AirThings View Plus into local access?
It’s got
PM1, PM2.5, VOC, CO2, Noise, Relative Humidity, Air Pressure, Temperature, Relative Light Intensity (0 - 100 %)
I don’t think any other device has this many sensors
Someone might have in #1284966353798697001 or #hardware-archived !
neat. Also good reminder to put it behind oauth-proxy 
but sharing is caring
Well, the Echo Jailbreak has escelated quickly from "This only works on Gen 1 Show 5/8" to also include Gen 2s...
And Spots apparently.
👀
Taking stock, I have a Gen 2 Show 5, a Gen 1 Show 8 and a Gen 2 Dot...
And a partridge in a pear tree?
Well, my Dot doesn't have the right version for installing it without shorting a pin, but my Show 5 worked. Annoyingly I can't install View Assist without axing FireOS completely which may cause issues for the WAF until I know it's all good.
Might grab a spare Show 8 from my office... we barely use it anyway
Grabbing the Show 8 from the office, thankfully also Gen1... let's get Lineage going 👀
Success.
Now to work out why the mic level is so damn low
Oh it’s not, View Assist just shows a low mic level when doing wake word detection and ramps the mic up once it’s detected a wake word
However it’s getting stuck on “Listening” even after View Assist stops sending audio, but we’re getting somewhere
The holy grail of “decent audio and mic array” open voice assistants may be upon us
It works.
You should write a small how to for #1284960456880029707 .
I assume others would like to know how to do that as well.
Tbf it’s mostly just following other people’s guides haha
But yeah it is pieced together from all sorts of crap, I had to dig through a git history to find the GLaDOS models, I did that ages ago mind you so not 100% sure how I did it now, Piper’s docker image isn’t really setup for doing custom models nicely atm
The recent jailbreak got me to give it another go as the Voice Preview hardware isn’t remotely WAF-ready
Even a collection of links would be interesting/useful
Kimiii
I’ll see if I can gather some together
👀 is there a guide we should be aware of staying away from
not that we accidentally unamazon the echos
I like him a lot, lets hope Mercedes gives him a rocketship next year, although I am sure George would probably get the better of him in that case anyway
Don't play down your own achievements, lots of people would love to know how you got it all working 🙂
Whatever you do, don't go here: https://xdaforums.com/f/amazon-echo.6148/
And don't pick the bootloader jailbreak for your relevant Echo (if supported)
And don't install LineageOS, then sideload View Assist.
It's very very dangerous as it could result in a bullshit-free Amazon Echo device.
yea we cant have this
Absolutely horrible
My wife is horrified that she may not have to say "tell Anylist to add milk" and can instead just say "add milk" again.
luckily it seems my dot 3 is safe
You should run dot4 or 5 brake fluid though, picks up less water
finally an application for wd-50
Can confirm it’s VERY dangerous having done exactly all the steps here a while ago.
I’m so sorry
Now to solve the ultimate first world problem while I wait for my wake word to train…
Getting it to title case things it feeds into AnyList
So I have the weirdest situation, I have a 2 LOCKLY locks in home assistant using the MatterLink, they both use to work but now Alexa has only one showing in its device list? I have tried to expose the entity multiple time turning off and on but that only works for the one lock. What could be issue, the locks are the same!??
That's a question for #1284966582375813201
what's this

i
need
zigbee
pls dad pick up the parcel
the switch already arrived
so, do I try to fix the ical parser of HA
or just add my own parser in between that fixes up the calendar data?
great. The .ics is actually violating the spec
ayyyyyyyyyy applications. /s
easist way will actually be to whip up a mini proxy and just regex replace the offending line :/
well, I sent the service provider my muncipality uses a mail
"how dare you curs not obey the spec!"
I'm being a bit nicer. But yea
Oi! y'all are doing things that aren't to spec
here's, the psec. And here's the spec for what you want to do
still doesn't fix the immediate issue :/
eh, worked around
Anyone else read that in a "ehhh macarena, ay!" rhythm?? Just me. Oh.
mornin' everyone!
I was messing around with Tasmota/Zigbee propr to getting homeasistant setup correct. I seem to remember a zigbee node map on the Tasmota web interface, but disappeared after doing the HA integration.
I know that this is the HA discord, but HA oversees integration when you connect the 2. Is it possible to see the Zigbee map in HA? If so, where is it?
oh yeah that channel was evidently hidden.
Not a problem
I think Discord likes to hide some stuff, I'm sure I've unhidden #find-a-channel 3-4 times now
It does autohide a lot
Asking for a friend...
If a raccoon takes something, and no one is around to see it being taken, is it actually stealing?
yesn't
im an old, but I miss irc where its just 1 room, no smarts, no hiding.. just a big ol pile 🙂
and anybody can just go to a new unnamed room and its there.
Speaking of, and probably evidence I spend too much time here-- I had a dream about a raccoon over the weekend. It was fat, sitting like a human in a chair, and said "hi."
You get digital stds if you don't have millions of channels
wait i thought everyone was FBI agents masquerading a 12 year old girls 😛
Apparently there are some raccoons around too
so... 3 raccoons in a FBI labeled trench coat?
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This is probably my magnum opus. But it wouldn't be nearly as great without the incredibly talented animator Rebecca Snowden (@rebexquest), they brought these adorable kobolds to life in a way I could have only dreamed of. Find their links below!
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Kobolds are pretty much scaly raccoons
Contemplating moving HA to bare metal, onto something like this: anyone else use one of these?
That metal looks powder coated to me
I've moved almost everything else off my proxmox server and onto an 8G pi5 running docker. Only HA, Navidrome, and Jellyfin are still on it.
Not sure why that matters, I'm interested in the capability of the underlying hardware tbh.
-# it was a joke
Ah, I don't do jokes well unless I know they're a joke. My bad. 🤣
I've seen some posts on Reddit and such from about a year ago, saying they're using this exact device with no issues, and wanted to check with the gurus before buying it. 🙂
I agree, not bare metal at all!
A neighbor's toothbrush has shown up in my HA. Please advise on how to proceed.
Add it and mess with them
If it has the J5005 it’s faster than a Pi 4 for sure, but not as fast as the Pi 5, and quite slower than the N100 lots of folks are using. Personally I’d probably go with an N100 if budget allows.
I would struggle to not press Add.
Mine bitcoin on it 💰
I bet it has more power then the apollo guidance computer had
yeah, that sucked at mining bitcoin
(The toothbrush)
it's like it wasn't designed for it at all
It was good at finding the moon, at least
It was a whole Mhz she was trying her best!
If budget allowed, I'd just eat the power usage. 🤣
Witch!
Could just be a smudge on my glasses
Oh hey, I literally did a ton of research on these fun devices a few weeks ago, trying to find something for offsite backups at my local hacker space. I think they're neat machines, but they barely beat a more modern Raspberry Pi. Depending on your use case, that might be good enough, and you get some extra ports and an Intel CPU.
For a starter Home Lab setup, f you can scrape together ~$100, I would really recommend picking up a used Lenovo ThinkCentre. Specifically one that has a spare PCIe slot. You're going to get a lot more bang for your buck out of them. Or a Dell OptiPlex Micro. Anything 6th or 7th gen or newer would last you for a couple of years, which gives you a good amount of time to learn and figure out what your next machine chould be like.
To be fair, people started with a pi and sd card, I am sure you will be fine
The Dell 5070s are really fun looking machines.
Woot also has those mini pc’s all the time, or if you have an ewaste facility near you. Thats where I get all my computers!
I chuckled
I already have a home server. I'm just feeling an itch to move some things off it lol.
Ah ok.
My SD card is still going strong, I even have an Argon case with an SSD to replace it, but it works for now!
Maybe the 5070 is what you want?
My current proxmox box is a Xeon E3-1275v3 with 32G ECC ram, two 1TB SSDs, and 6x8TB SAS3 spinnies.
She's just power hungry. 🤣
That's a great machine as a stand alone box.
I thhiiinnnkkk that one has a PCIe slot.
She's just big backboned
-# yes this is another joke
Sometimes they're just for Wifi. They whitelist devices
Yeah, I was just trying to see just how much worse the $40 one is vs the $50 ones like that usff PC 🙂
Yes I got that one. 🤣
This one is full on Bluetooth in your mouth hole.
Sorry, you've now used up your quota of 2/day
I would love to know your experience. I was thinking about grabbing one for HyperHDR in the living room.
I may wind up just getting that linked Lenovo mini. We use some of the newer AMD versions of it here at work.
I'd recommend also hitting up Craigslist if that's a thing in your region.
A lot of these machines are getting liquidated due to Windows 10 support getting dropped.
It is. But used electronics here are hurk
For instance, I saw a guy asking 50 bucks for a 1st gen pentium machine with 16M of ram not 2 weeks ago...
Make sure you're okay with the specs. I have two similar devices, but swapped them out for N100/150
8GB of DDR is nothing, and there's no SSD
buy it for pure nostalgia
or...AC adapter 🤷
and those 16MB will probably fetch you a couple of grand in a few months
and much higher power usage than an N100
Don't worry, it will die at the most inappropriate time!
that is another thing - RAM used to be super cheap to put in 16GB or 32GB
Now it costs a fortune
Maybe, maybe not. From what I could read that wyse draws like 5w at idle, and less than 15 at full power.. 🙂
that is pretty good
Honestly, I have an M1 MacBook Pro just sitting around with 16GB of ram, that I should just turn into a “server” then I don’t have to worry about a UPS.
Excellent idea!
gotta keep an eye on the battery if you just keep it plugged in
My very first foray into hass was a pre-ryzen AMD APU laptop bought for $299 in 2012. 🤣
Don't worry, it will become visable if you don't keep watching it
Either by swelling or going bang
I had an old Macbook Pro that had a plastic cover for the battery/HD that kept popping off and I thought it was just warped. Then I actually looked at the battery and it had puffed out quite a bit
Had a Pixel 5 do the whole battery swelling thing, and I didn't notice it until I removed it from its case to clean.... And it was out of warranty by about 2 months at that point.
Infuriating
no thats just a feature.
It was such a great little phone, too. Pixels have always had the absolute best cameras of any phone, including apple crap..
it says "give apple more money, poor."
My p9 pro xl was released several months before the iPhone 14. Which I also have, work-provided. And my P9 has 30x zoom. The iPhone? 5x. P9 also has much better low light capabilities than the 14.
30x zoom of suck
Lol ok
1x vs 30x
yeah, I'm saying if I wanted grainy crap I'd buy a farm
It's dusty, not grainy. Lol
And then there's the close up macro imaging capabilities..
Here's me holding the phone maybe an inch from my pants leg:
That's not really a special feature these days. Enjoy, also "macro" photo taken with the "telephoto" lens on my phone:
I even took a picture of my pants leg, just for you 😉
I appreciate the macro lens on my phone when I'm scanning QR codes on boards at work
We have a fookin' expensive barcode scanner for that. It's designed for warehouse use where you might need to read something that's several levels of pallet racking off the ground, so it can read a 1D barcode the size of a postage stamp from about 6 metres away 😄
Mine is tied into an app on the phone, but annoyingly it doesn't switch automatically into macro mode or have a button to do it. Instead, I need to move my hand in front of the lens for the phone to decide to switch to it
But it means it's also good for reading the ridiculously tiny barcodes Dell put on the serial/MAC tag on their servers. And because it's a 2D scanner you can read a barcode oriented like | with the scanner held like —, which I think is definitely an underrated feature
Does my quota reset at UTC or local time?
If you ever are looking to spend the best part of a thousand bucks on such equipment:
https://www.cipherlab.com/en/product-283187/Business-Rugged-Handheld-Scanner-2500-Series.html
that dude is doing parkour in the warehouse
I'm amazed at how they can print a legible QR code on the edge of a phone or watch. Super tiny
But how do they keep the sharks still enough?
my sensors are detecting humor
I'm beginning to see why people hate reolink cameras
they do?
Those and Unifi seem to be the most highly recommended cameras (at different ends of the price spectrum)
hmmmm process of elimination tells me that its the cable going into the camera I think, stopped working while mounted, when its not mounted it works, works on either POE switch, right now I have it sitting outside not mounted working just fine, but watch I put it up on its mount(under an eave it will stop working again, grumble
working again, that was just odd
Not really sure what channel to start a thread about intermittent HAOS or HA Core freezing in. #1284966540617449515?
Would rather share details there. I know this isn't a support channel.
Yes, #1284966540617449515
I wish I bought more FP300s when I bought my first one. Seem to be sold out everywhere
pinched cable?
reolink is fine for it's price
Except the "much vaunted" iPhone 14 doesn't have it, despite it being newer than my Pixel 9 Pro XL.
I just bought a house I think I’ve made a mistake with this smart stuff lmao
I was trying to grab some matter over thread stuff but it looks like a lot of it is suuuuper new still, couldn’t find any for my outdoor flood lights 😭
It is Frenck in disguise!
making a thread in #1284966353798697001 with recommendations flag is probably what you want. you should include some more details like the country you are in too.
I think they don’t exist yet, I just have to decide if I want to settle on WiFi, use Zigbee, or wait for more a thread version to hit the market
Gonna depend on how important it is to you / how much of a rush you're in. I recently moved and had to rebuild a lot of my home automation stuff... I went with Zigbee/Z-Wave again even when Matter stuff was available mostly due to a lack of feature parity.
However, it's getting better all the time, and over the last few months, Matter has added support for more and more.
personally i see no reason currently to move from zigbee to MoT
Maybe in a few more years, but not yet, agreed.
I have a whole 2 MoT devices right now and they work fine, but it's not any faster than my equivalent Zigbee ones, and I've had some interesting problems because of Google's lack of Matter over Wi-Fi support.
from what I can tell, the only advantage it has over Zigbee is coordinator failover
? yeah it does
Nah. I have an iPhone 14 for.work. it doesn't do well as super close images.
And one disadvantage is that it seems pretty bad at actually selecting the right router. I have a Thread hub right next to one of my devices (< 2 feet away) and sometimes it randomly decides to talk to my Thread hub 30 feet away (which usually fails because there are no other routers nearby) for no reason.
not being good =/= not having it
but it definitely has a macro mode
(I have the 14 pro)
Or in other words: If you do decide to go all in on Matter, at least for now, I'd stick with Apple's version.
Until Google adds Thread Over Wi-Fi support to use Wi-Fi as a backbone... or if you plan to pepper your house with Thread Routers.
Yeah I was still looking at what would even work best for additional thread routers
I think my highest priority project is getting rid of these dumb fan/light RF controllers because they keep randomly switching from some kind of RF interference
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It seems like the new Philips Hue bulbs support thread so I would only have to wait for the outside light I need to get a sku refresh
they definitely support zigbee!
If you have a Bond device you're using to control the RF, I've noticed it randomly seems to send signals to the fan lights... so I ripped out all the RF fans of this house and went with Innovelli Zigbee fan controllers instead. A hassle, but made automation a lot easier too... since with RF repeaters, you don't really know whether the device is on or off, and if the fan light is expecting a "toggle" signal it's hard to reliably ensure it's off.
I went this exact route
Bond was a horrible experience
innovelli is flawless
It’s coming from a neighbor I think…they’re fully “dumb” right now. But yeah I was looking at the innovelli controllers I’m just not sure how tough its going to be
My only complaint with my Innovelli switches is that I didn't buy more of them LOL.
I had already installed Zooz Z-wave switches for my dimmer switches in the house, so now they're mismatched. I'm not going to spend Innovelli prices just to swap them back but I can't praise them enough.
maybe I start with the fan in my guest bedroom and try to figure it out
the hardest part is the physical space needed for the controller
It's really straightforward if you've ever wired a fan before. Are you thinking fan controller + canopy?
(so you don't have to replace the fans)
Yeah
The Innovelli canopy is the smallest one I've seen before, FWIW, so it's not too bad.
Just make sure to bind the wall switch to the canopy before you put the canopy cover back on.
I need two switches, one for light and one for fan?
Do the innovelli wall switches work wired or only via zigbee or whatever?
Why are my ceilings so tall 😭
If they are remote controlled fans, you only need one switch and a canopy controller. If they are regular chain fans, you can do two switches or a switch and canopy controller.
So you need 2 pieces of hardware either way.
Innovelli does Matter, Zigbee, or Z-wave, but the Matter ones don't have as much functionality yet. They have a quiz you can take if you wanna go that route that tells you what hardware to buy.
My fans are remote controlled and I have one switch that turns it on and off, but I have another switch that does nothing so I suspect it used to be a fan switch
So it might be wired for it
Yep, probably wired for it... but unfortunately, if the fan is a remote-controlled fan, you can't really use both switches.
https://inovelli.com/products/blue-series-fan-switch-zigbee-3-0
https://inovelli.com/collections/smart-home/products/thread-matter-white-series-smart-fan-switch-3-speed-ceiling-on-off-exhaust
That'll tell you what to buy based on your setup.
Ah I was hoping maybe the wire would be there and wiring it into the canopy would let me have a fan wall switch
Looks like they discontinued their Red series (Z-wave) so it's Zigbee or Matter now.
May wanna reach out to Innovelli about that. I believe you have to change the fans to get that but I could be wrong.
The most important thing is to ensure your fan is not a DC fan. If it is, your automation options become very limited.
Oh hey the putty knife came in the mail
Time to try to scrape this glass breaking sensor off my side door
Should I try kerosene (goo gone) or isopropyl alcohol as the solvent first
I mean.. you may not have to do anything unless its like.. full on epoxy
or wire-into-glass type..
If it's on a painted surface, I'd use Goo Gone.
If it's on metal or glass, you may be able to just peel it off, but if not, alcohol.
On glass
Oh yeah, alcohol works great on glass.
Isopropyl alcohol and razor blades, should get most things off glass
Successfully removed
Scotch might also work
There’s an old Honeywell home security system here eventually I might see if there’s a drop in to let me hook in the panel sensors to home assistant
What model?
If it’s a wired Vista series panel you can easily reuse it
It looks like vista yeah
EyezOn makes a replacement panel (or module for the existing one) - Konnected is also an option but I prefer EyezOn because it gives you the option for professional monitoring for cheap should you ever need it
I have the Duo with IP+LTE monitoring and local HA integration
The Vista will also be more robust hardware, and you can keep all of it in place meaning easier setup
Yeah I have a couple throwing errors and I just had to peel this glass break thing off a door (it would interfere with shades that are being installed) but most of it is all working fine
you use an optocoupler thing with vista to integrate it.. its a bit clunky but does work..
I've got an HA question and I have no idea where it should go.
I'm running HAOS. I've got two Mac computers and the app on my Pixel 8 that can access it. I have 2 Macs that cannot reach the server on :8123.
The non-functional machines can ping HAOS, HAOS can ping them.
Where do I go for some config/network trouble shooting?
ten thousand options for remote access
Somewhat surprised there isn’t a more OOTB solution for reverse proxy, even lets encrypt is fairly automated these days
There are. People seem to like this: https://nginxproxymanager.com/
It's great. Does everything
Definitely don't update when an update first comes out. Stuff always breaks and there will be a few more fast follow releases to clean it up
Like every single time
But the maintainer always seems to work it out
I like NPM+ honestly better
It’s a newer fork
they may have updated the base project more now.. haven’t checked
Jesus I don’t think I’ve forwarded a port since 2008
I haven't used either, it's just a name I see thrown about an awful lot these days
traefik's nice..
pangolins probably the best ui frontend for it.
but that's also doing a bunch of wireguard sorcery as well..
I used NPM for ages. but during my last network overhaul i moved to using the Caddy plugin on OPNsense as it made more sense to have it handled by the router.
sup y'all
I gotta share this cause I find it incredibly cool, but I bought a PTZ Camera off eBay for super cheap and it's got really good low light
I also might’ve put reindeer ears on it.. Heh
It looks like a robot having an existential crisis
Not the first to say that, hey haven't I seen you in Homelab?
Probably
I was on a different account, but I got banned off Discord for "Suspicious activity" again
The "again" really doesn't inspire confidence in your activities...
I never actually do anything that suspicious, unless you count buying massive commercial PTZ Cameras
Reality isn't a realistic option
how have they not made a dual usb a-c yubikey yet
It also thinks its -40c outside
Apparently the maximum it measured was -39.9c but the minimum was 292.9c?
bit warm
what dodgy software is that? -40 is suspicious because its the point where c and f meet. this makes me think theres some kind of error in conversion code and its resulted in showing the meet point.
Bosch Cam-Set
Meant to be universal for many different protocols of CCTV
It's prehistoric, probably from the mesoteric era.
It wanted me to install .Net 1.1 when I first started using it
Yes it is currently 4:10AM, the camera isn't lying
The software itself sucks, it can't do Full Duplex RS485 properly and results in the PTZ jittering and going way further than it's meant to. Even on half duplex it blows, I had to set it to Simplex to get any usability out of it
My boss thinks otherwise with the workload placed upon me
Isn't it holiday week?
That doesn't mean I don't have projects to finish
I'd rather get them done now and have christmas to myself
The most important thing in the world 👆
I work for a company that primarily supplies fire detection and life safety, so it's kind of important these projects get finished asap
Then why are you mucking with Mesolithic cameras at 4 am? Priorities man/sir
It's too cool not to
Spinny camera that looks like it's from Doctor Who? Get me 10
I'm probably gonna be heading to bed here in a minute anyway
I know nothing about them
It's difficult for me to fall asleep either way, so me staying up doesn't really make a difference if I can't sleep either way
Computer screens aren’t great for melatonin levels
Neither is insomnia
Wait is that the correct name for it
I don't listen to my GP
Yeah insomnia
I've gotten sidetracked listening to Disturbed now aswell
I'm just great at staying on-task evidently
I am in the same timezone. I have diagnosed sleep conditions though so i guess i have an official excuse 😛
I'm diagnosed with Insomnia, does that give me an excuse?
It's not really a incurable disorder, I just can't sleep hah
Guessing on how long it's taking you to type that message, I'm assuming I should shut my mouth
I have a "Non-24-hour sleep–wake disorder" so whilst i do sleep the timing of it changes constantly.
I guess that's kind of the case with me? I just also can't sleep
I've not got something like that diagnosed though, so I won't make claims
I likely started out as just "Delayed sleep phase disorder" but that progressed to non-24 over time.
Can I explain how my sleep "pattern" works?
the issue with diagnosis is you have to deal with a branch of medicine called neurophysiology which has a lot of quackery in it.
by all means.
Lets say I'm starting off going to bed at 10pm one night and waking up at 8am, next day It'll be 1am and 11am instead, so on and so forth until I end up back at 10pm to 8am
But this is mixed in with the fact I find it difficult to fall asleep so I end up being all over the place with when I actually go to bed
Which is why I'm primarily WFH because I am never gonna make it into an office on-time
yeah, dependent on consistency that could be non-24. unless there is some other kind of trigger or reason.
There’s usually no reason to it
Although I am diagnosed with both ASD and ADHD
Unsure if it is related
Soil humidity sensors and air humidity sensors both report % but surely this is not actually the same "dimension" of value?
It sort of is?
% saturation of the medium
Which changes by substance and pressure and temperature and...
70 is better than 69
Everyone will have a pet raccoon in 2027
(Hopefully even me)
for the curious (and non-bicentennial) 23 is indeed very 67
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Is anyone using a 4K oled monitor, say 32 inches but running 1440p or 1080p for games on it? How to they fair?
I've got a laptop with a 2880x1800 OLED but usually game on it at 1600x1050. Seems fine.
But that is only 14" so the pixels are a lot smaller
After I installed the matter addon the next time I looked at phone it’s disconnected and it didn’t start back up but I don’t want to go upstairs to replug ha green
No motivation 😭
It was the 2.5gig Ethernet switch lmao
I’ll have to swap that out for a 1 gig switch
Maybe check rtings, sometimes they do downscale tests
Tyvm @minor bobcat
I am not seeing my 9060xt being able to push 4k, maybe in minecraft
To be fair...
That is about all I play 🤣
I just grabbed a 9060 by the way, upgrading from a 1660 super
Turn on shaders and even Minecraft will make it sweat lol
My 6700XT barely manages 100+ fps on 1440
I have been down at sub 30 fps with heavy shaders on the 1660s, hence the upgrade
Got my kid a 6700xt
And got myself a 9060xt
Thanks for the award chatgpt, but I don't eat pancakes 🤔
I don't think it can comprehend the real crap you eat so it just took a stab in the dark
This is more like it
"Most likely to automate cardboard sandwiches" probably didn't sound right to it
Sadly no awards for 2026, had to break up for Gemini 🙄
friend of mine keeps trying to get me to try Grok
i don't think that one is as good for like coding
Well there's your problem, using chatgpt in the first place
I want the summer back 🥺
WHY IS THE SWITCH LIT UP WITH NO CABLES IN IT GRRR
Slop gonna be slop
That 3 bay NAS is chefskiss
ENJOY THE FESTIVE
The raccoon gif standards are amazing, if I can't enjoy the switch, at least I can enjoy the raccoon gifs@static schooner
You are a big help
Keeping the mean streets of the water cooler from viscious thugs and bots
(As well as other things)
Other Things
-# A Netflix Original
You want stuff to be plugged?
Sometimes it is nice to be plugged
I hear you, nano banana will never leave things unplugged
@arctic quarry holes were meant to be stuffed
On switches
I don't feel the need to specify which sort of switches and will leave it to your imagination
Before I get banned
It's just been powered up and is doing the LED display test
Gemini doesn't seem to like n8n. 🤣
Lol wtf
Things get funnier when GPT calls you bro
I'm sorry but what the hell
well to be fair after eating all the gross stuff you eat I bet your skin type is bluish like an artifical person
i turn greenish just looking at the crap you post
Exactly my wife's reaction 😆

