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Welcome to Comic Comedy Club π
the one stop shop for things that are funny
Standup Comedy, KILL TONY & memes π₯ͺ
#standupcomedy #comedyreels #shanegillis #standupcomedian #comedian
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A question for regular users here-
I havs used Home Assistant for 4 years or so now and have a fairly extensive setup including haos servers at 3 sites (home/work/parents). Since I also "roll my own" devices, I do a lot of posting/reading on esphome's discord server. I also come by here and.. I just don't get as "drawn in" here if that makes sense. I post rarely here and also dont spend as much time reading folks questions to see if I could possibly help.. I was musing a bit as to why that is. Im thinking it kinda feels like the "threaded" approach used in the esphome server tends to keep me reading whereas the individual .. uhm.. forums? chats? (Not sure what its called) method used here just seems more "opaque" to me.. any suggestions on how you folks typically visit here and methods you use to participats/contribute most effectively..? π€
to long to read, sorry
if I wanted to settle into a novel I wouldn't have come to OT
hard to see how threads are different from posts in that regard
Reply to short to be useful, sorry π
Im just trying to figure out what makes a difference.. do you participate equally on ths two types of server approaches? Im trying to see if maybe im missing something
I don't contribute much on the ESPHome server. I just see a lot of messages asking people to follow the rules and not post logs and such in the main channel and to create threads
in other words, they want people to create threads, and we expect people to create posts here. π€·
they have much less traffic overall
Yeah.. really ought yo have a bot for that.. that said tho, i tend to go through almost all the threads.. do you go through all the.. posts? What is it called they use here?
I read the titles and see how many replies they have
I guess it could be the larger user base here.. as u said, they do have less traffic..
that's usually enough to decide if it's worth going further
I know nothing about Ring devices and there are already 6 replies. Moving on...
Heh all i know about ring is i unistalled all mine and replaced with non cloud/subscription devices lol
I guess i see your approach.. i should try it out. Thx π
I am over here looking at solar generators and panels right now
Oh. Is there a way to nudge a message thats had no replies? I posted something last week and got zero responses.. should i delete and repost or something?
I have solar panels and got screwed over by the company. They sold me panels based on a payment plan that was dependent on my electric company keeping its programs. They changed and now i pay an electric bill AND a solar panel payment. π€¬
neighbors are suing the company they used too, 17% effiency when they promised 80%, those idiots also installed the panels facing north though.
For the first 6 months or so it was as they explained, one payment for the panels and no payments to the electric company.. then the electric company changed their buy back policy and boom.
It would take $1000 for me to just get approved to have rooftop solar. And apparently a lot of insurance companies will not insure them or your roof if you do an install.
Bulk surplus panels and used inverters are the way to go. Have pros install the lattice and you do all the rest. I could get 10kW for $11k that way. But still not really worth it because power here is relatively cheap.
I am not doing roof top yet to many trees. I am also not going to do a grid tied system yet. Current plan is a shed with solar on top and move some of the servers out there. Also going to use a battery to just power inside stuff during peak pricing
My panel production right now:
119 MWh lawdy
I have a server shed with AC and four servers..
I don't even need that much solar to run my n100 cluster which is more than enough power to run most of my mission critical services
I think thats lifetime and weve had the panels about 6 yrs
you can fix that
How many watts do your mice draw..? π€
after I fix the sprinklers, and the lawn, and the car, and the garage concrete, and the garage drywall, and the moulding, and the....
they're part of teh production
One nice thing about that total daytime output is i can run mu house ac to 70dF in the texas summer and solar covers it no prob π
Net metering is zero. I removed most of them with a shop vac. 
I want to do that and the server shed. But i need to put a new roof... well, more like I need to put in a whole new shed. The thing is a mess.
I have nowhere to put a rack in the house that wouldn't deafen everyone here.
I had my first unraid server in the master closet in a fractal r6 case.. with the door shut it wasnt loud but it raised the temperature in the closet a LOT. I had to move it somewhere cooler
I have louvered closet doors and zip tied 140mm fans to them and powered them via USB. Stays cool and the R7 is happy enough. all the drives stay below 45c
The entire system with networking is around 220w
Heh.. mine grew a smidge since then.. three 24 bay nas cases.. two threadrippers, one old intel dual zeon, and about 1/2 a petabyte of spinning rust π¬ π€·ββοΈ π€¦
Unraid jbod is addictive.. u can just keep on plugging in drives! π
That's one benefit of TrueNAS. You gotta NEED more storage, not just want it.
And in the server closet, no one can hear the fans scream! π€£
I have a while before I need more, which is good because drive prices are going insane.
I can about double my movie library before I need to worry.
Prices have dropped so much you can get 10kW of panels for about 2k
though i have another 22tb on my coffee table
I started my unraid journey by shucking the external drives that woukd go on sale.. it was always fun to see what you woukd end up with .. ya never knew π
used panels are cheapppppppp
I am looking to put 2 400w panels on a shed. Current server rack draw is 150w
new panels too. I can buy a 430W panel for 50 eur
One of my unraid boxes...
I am maxed on drive slots right now or i'd probably be there too
Im still trying to retire any drives smaller than 8tb
I did that, now I am working on the 10Tbs
I also have the arrs working on upgrading media to h.265 for space savings
I have one unraid box that is sorta my drive graveyard π i put all the drives that are failing in some way in smart values.. interesting to see how they fail before they actually stop working
I use disk location to keep track
look at all those chickens
Turduckens in the wild
wut
I assume this isn't one of those situations where your music is so loud it sounds like your door panels are falling off
no I mean if I were to arrive at night she for SURE needs to roast me
You better play some Andre Hazes
https://youtu.be/TQgwBK0Th70?t=99 naaah i'll do this
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lol
I always turn my volume down be entering my neighborhood. Out of the road though, you can enjoy my metal screamy music
Itβs not screamy, itβs just expressive π€
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same lol but still I get shouted at
I'm so lucky my neighbors all have M4s and shit. Their cold start is louder than my music will ever be outside my car lol
this is not music, it's someone who recorded a few schizophrenic people and added reverb
Hey are you looking for neighbors
I wanna park an RS4 that is too laud for TuV
Sounds really boujee but there's C43, C300, E63, 911, i30N, GTI, RSQ8, RS3, 2 M4 and me lol
Also 2 KTMs and 2 Ducatis
Nobody will mind another RS4
so a bunch of cool cars and 4 broken bikes
Do we have to wait until the beta notes to get a sense of what 2025.10 is focusing on or can anybody refer to a PR or two that will give a hint? I'm getting curious
that GTi can fuck right off back to wolfsburg tbh
There's more great stuff but nothing loud tbf
Lol, can I join with my R32 though? It's got the correct kind of "no replacement for displacement" engine stuffed up it π
But these 10 cars/people take up 20 spots because we're all renting a second parking space for a normal car
yes they're accepted IMHO if somehwat stock
On the other hand there are about 200 spots in the garage
not the tupperware tuning versions
(yes and I say that owning one of Audis sad excuses for a car lol)
R32 are really nice
if done properly
Could say that about anything on the upper ends of "performance" cars
No I mean that most of the 32s I see are completely destroyed by tupperware tuners
or neglected
that just makes me super sad
You can mess up any RSx or BMW Mx just as fast
But even a 500hp modern golf doesn't vibe for me
I know why.. its a golf
its fast, its reliable, it can charge your vape, its fast but its a golf
Not a big merc fan but the power you can get out of them is insane
sounds actually ok
I really like their sound
yeah they sound hot
i like it
https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/fair-absolute-happygolucky-bactrian.jpg wow this worked suprisingly good
There is such a thing as times being too interesting
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Thanks to Lumafi...
delightfully geeky
kind of like watching paint dry I would imagine
no, no, it's utterly fascinating
he's using the equipment I use
grinder, distributor, shaker
thanks for this-- saving for Saturday morning. Hoffman is excellent.
I love watching people be passionate about interesting things π
some of the scan took 12 hours
time well spent, amirite?
I don't get it. can't you just open it and use your eyes?
No
unless you're superman
Itβs like looking at a pile of sand and trying to understand where the ant tunnels are inside of it
ants do not make for good espresso
I don't think you're the target audience for this π
lol no
if you're interested in the computational part of this I can send some stuff
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Somebody knows where the food cones out
She heard another dispenser drop food nearby and then stuck her whole head in there trying to find her food
Dude, the SLZB-07 makes a fantastic Zigbee router. Got halfway across the house on that alone. Need to replace my other Tuya routers too. They're so bad.
rather expensive router
$30 isn't that bad to route in areas where you don't have any mains-connected devices.
Winced at that cost originally, but when doing so gave me Tuya quality...
sorry to clog up this channel, where might i ask about a the assist_satellite.announce service not finding my voice assisstant?
#find-a-channel for help in future. But it's #1284966915055288530
thankyou!
kind of shocked that noone has turned something like those old wind up music boxes into a small generator like for 3 volts or something
Power an ESP
So once a week instead of winding the clocks you can wind the temperature sensors
I wonder if you could combine some sort of "ticking" clockwork mechanism with a piezoelectric element and generate enough power to take and transmit a temperature measurement. Serving as both the timer and the power source.
there are a lot of things that require only like 1 or 2 AAA/AA batteries that you don't leave on regardless. nick nack type stuff
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lol
beanie babies
https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/bad-warped-acidic-aldabratortoise.jpeg i feel like stabbing myself
The dog decides when food comes not me
literally every day for 20 years
Is there some kind of version control for the automations though?
Backups. And #1284980040940912641
Yeah something like that
In the past I have found ChatGPT to be effective at helping me with Home Assistant. Lately ChatGPT has been particularly bad, especially with confident hallucinations. Anyone having success asking relatively simple questions of something other than ChatGPT, or should I stick with that?
I think you'll get this with any AI model really, but giving it a strict protocol/criteria to follow upfront helps, but maybe even temporarily swapping to different models if you notice it is hallucinating. I was getting a lot of hallucinations today but swapped to another LLM and got what I needed fairly quickly. DuckDuckGo runs/proxies a few LLM's so you can swap between a few on their site until you get the desired results.
thanks, i'll take a look, and good thinking.
Tbf Lando showed how strong a MCL can be
I could barely keep up tbh
one of my old hue bulbs is finally starting to go out.. debating if i should just replace it with another hue bulb or go with a different brand
those fairings and those rims make me think of the R1
thank fuck its not. It is the S1000
my friend has an R1M and i hate it
no idea what the newer ones are like but take great offense to that being directed to the older ones lol
uh after looking up that S1000 they must have copied the early 2000's R1 cause alot of those fender pieces are the same lol
my beef with the R1 is that it never starts and always breaks down
:s
but I drive honda so I cannot talk sshit lol
oh well I reiterate what I already said plus that could just be a lemon issue
dunno
tbh Yamaha is infamously horrible with starting
XD
but that R1 just takes the cake
cannot tell if others are like this
no idea. owned a 83 xs1100, 2001 R1 and a 2006 R1 and never had any issues
but then I didn't tear my shit up like some others I rode with lol
I absolutely hammer my bike but I also hammer my maintenance
well technically one doesn't completely counteract the other lol
know still wear and tear
but I don't care its a bike, ride it
@median wagon thanks for the shoutout π https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvNfXmEyGg4&t=500s
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gives some motivation because it needs some tlc.
is this the hacs addon?
broke some records for sure
lap 1 will be a riot π
Nap time?
coming up. about 3pm
wish me luck, i'll be attempting to solder while tipsy
dont drink the flux
shit
remember the first rule: don't touch the hot end...
If I can drive sober you can drive drunk
hopefully @lone dagger won't allow the Homeless Tediore Fund to be posted in here
they learned how to build fireproof buildings in Chicago after that cow incident
bout to trigger some people https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/bitesized-unconscious-ultimate-aztecant.jpg
Just get high too to offset it
?????
ITS ANIME
Jellyfin said so
https://iwillnotbuynitro.com/u/idealistic-rare-fantastic-americanlobster.jpg this is also a choice lol
Lmao I was like. Let me watch this for an hour during working on my apartment
2 frigging hours
alright no burns with the hot air tool, so that's a good start
it was a good 2 hours though. Damn entertaining haha
For sure
I was watching it while sanding my wall
That's what #1284960456880029707 is for.
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if it involves you sitting in a chair stroking a raccoon, then it goes here. otherwise #1284960456880029707
Right! That's just 9x BTC
you got 9 bitcoins?
spent them on a pizza back in the day
Kale Pizza no doubt
Hey
I wonder if I can run home assistant on a nixos base
nope not worth it
looks fun
but not for my homelab (yet)
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downside of having a server in the same room you sit in is the cold air from the ac blowing directly on you and having to switch between shutting it and opening it
Lol, same π I had to take not one but two calls from mum so there was frequent pausing like "wait wtf just happened"
AI slop.
yea but still funny
I did not even smirk once.
Yeah, not my particular kind of slop to feast on. But I work in a graphics-related industry so bad AI graphics really stick out to me
the tuxedo twins was really not bad
some ai slop is not so bad in terms of giving people a way to graphically represent something. Like https://youtu.be/1eqYswiW4eo?si=pCojgCCHqn1XavWn
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If you don't look too hard. It's one of those things that really bugs me, and I know I'm not the only person.
Like the colour fringing on projectors, once it has been seen it cannot be unseen.
In that case, it was the top and bottom incisor teeth merging with each other, and the bottom jaw moving at an angle relative to the top.
TBH though almost the worst part is how out of sync the audio and the video are, the laughing animation preceding the sound by almost a second in places is almost as "literally unwatchable" as the AI images themselves.
well it's not going to be perfect not for as cheap as it is to make lol but the only time I judge the appearance of AI is when someone tries to use to it make like a movie or something or to intentionally try and fool people in a negative way. but for pure creativity I don't mind it one bit. you can write short stories all day long on paper but actually putting graphics that are better than 2d or some horrible attempt at some photoshop slide show to those short stories make them all the better
I just wish some of this crap wasn't made with the sole purpose of trying to make monetized money.
You clearly can't read the audience.
If it was ai slop about raccoons telling jokes about humans it would hit the spot
To boldly go where no Raccoon has gone before. π
They would get the space trash cleaned up in no time
We know what it is but it doesn't look as home assistant as this
ok so the manual steps to connecting ha to google home arent working so i did a stupid workaround with webhooks
dumb yes but does it work also yes
Yes my chimera stack can now upload enties to the group hass from personal hass. With triggers when shown. So show the gps location of me when i do a partrol of my neighbour
Do you mean to have "hey google" control home assistant stuff, or to have HA control google home stuff?
i want to say smth to assistant and it activates something in ha if you want to continue this i have already made a post #1417451232104288347
Ah. I was hoping for the inverse. I have a device with no integration in HA that works with GH just fine. :/
That'd be Google Assistant SDK
I have a project for the day π
Anyone got an automation set up to unlock a door as you approach it?
Say within 10-15 ft
Needs to be for specific people not just anyone
#1284980040940912641 might know something. Which would be the right channel for your question.
hey guys, im trying to figure out how to add a countdown timer to my manual alarm card
cant seem to find the option anywhere
i basically want to show how long before the alarm is triggered or armed
Any of you with the SLZB-06, does it support ipv6? Contemplating bad ideas.
Fair enough.
Something tells me opening a zigbee network to WAN is a really stupid idea anyway, so it may be moot. But I do need to figure something out.
Iβm sure itβs fine, just post the IP address here so everyone can help out 
@scenic radish the comments lol https://youtu.be/HJFYNT7oLEA?si=k_IEKqvS386a8XiA
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I would only consider swimming in the river if I was confident I didn't have even the tiniest cut π€£
what about your nose and mouth and "other" holes? lol
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
gotta say, setting up the ZWA-2 was pretty much painless.
reeeeee my proxmox keeps hardware hanging π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή probably another failing disk
neat. probablywont see a 120v one.. bah
I'm surprised so many devices aren't 110-240
The fix is to not have 120v at home ;)
Oh, the trials of the early adopters....
They won't have a Type I socket version either.
Yea. Why would they when they can do type F 
Type G would also be ok
60β¬ for 4 sockets is also steep
A gyro is just a Greek taco. And a hotdog is just an american taco. and a kolache is a polish burrito.
It's all just mexican food all the way down...
I think the greeks will be very upset if you call gyros a greek taco
surely a taco is a mexican gyro then
sure you're not thinking of those nasty japanese cartoons? I always mix them up
the aligators are fine though
And a human is a meat ravioli
@sudden heath I converted your message into a file since it's above 15 lines :+1:
Anything 110-230 stealing amps or is very expensive
Stealing amps? Do you mean it's inefficient?
Not if its very expensive
Unless the rules of energy has changed the last 20 years after i did electronics
For most stuff it's just a different timing on a buck converter anyway
Hm. I think my utility meter config is wrong 
Just add solar
you can't really use the word "compact" with a plug the size of a hockey puck with too many sockets so they were restricted
i'm looking for the best group to talk to about best practice. after years of use i'm finally getting around to some cleaning and going further with yaml. any direction but out would be appreciated
man. decluttering cards are a freaking game changer for my dashboard mental model and organization. shoutout to whoever bulit that. Love the reuse of my code in smaller snippets
Wife came back with feedback about our new light dashboard - i had built a light_dashboard_button component and reused it in all of my room decluttering cards where i organized my lights. Basically changed like 2 lines of code to switch the hold action and the tap action and i was done. Every light button now functions how she wanted without me having to go into like 30 different buttons and change it
i just used ssh to forward HA (running on a PI in a van) to a server in a secret location to nginx proxy then up to the internet
i think that can work forever no flaws
wut
well like cell phone and starlink dont give you a public ip
so i had to use a middle man server
yea it's called a vpn
been using tailscale to forward data from a remote HA for a few years now without issue
ssh is super powerful
i even forwarded ssh so i can ssh through the ssh the other way
the link is a systemctl service
you running a proxy or vpn?
stuff like that is kinda dangerous to expose without a vpn
Exposing what HA or ssh?
everything
the only thing you should expose is the vpn
that looks terrible, i dont want that
i can confirm that
it is not a taco
Ikea Parasoll contact sensors FTW. This is on the inside of the sliding door to my office closet. The magnet is thin enough to fit in the gap between the doors, and it turns the light on/off with both doors only requiring one sensor
and with zigbee binding, it controls the closet light directly
Yea, it's kebap
no comment
Granted, dΓΆner is just Turkish taco
i have no clue what that is
that looks delicious
that...is a gyro
i wouldnt say that
the bread looks a bit different
compared to what it usually is like here
but yea they looks close alike
it's a pita
i guess yea it looks like a pita but that is not how a pita is usually like here so i might have gotten it confused
from one of the many Google images:
Gyros are more often served like a burrito π
yea that looks closer to what a pita looks like here it may be the picture or the angle of the picture
yep
more like an open burrito i guess ?
if you compare it to a burrito?
is a burrito a sandwich?
i have no clue that is honestly a good question
DΓΆner Kebab is the OG. Gyros was derived from it. And everything else that looks like it or has a similar name
They do taste a bit accelerated
You aren't supposed to shove them in your face at speed though
gyros? probably not most people i have met here dont speed eat it they eat it slowly most times
but i guess it is personal taste if you want to eat it fast or not
I was thinking
burp sport
No, itβs a calzone. Not to be confused with an enchilada, which is sushi
And pizza is just a type of flatbread
Which is toast
and all of that is food
In protest i will buy a DΓΆner Kebab
A kebab is definitely not a sandwich
Hmm... I wonder if having migrated my zigbee radio is interfering with automatic firmware updates. Maybe I should rebuild the network.
I have a third SLZB-07 arriving today, so it's a good time to do so.
I'm flashing the extras as routers.
They're really good low profile routers. I have four thirdreality night light routers arriving today too, but not everywhere I want a router can handle one of those.
Can't you just use power plugs and lightbulbs as routers
Sure, but I have some large spans where there's no reasonable use for those.
You're gonna need power anyway. I don't like sticking usb everywhere, it's messy
zigbee gets quirky the more routes an end device has to take I have noticed
it's fine for a few hops but beyond that
Our holiday home can't get less smart
Kind of enjoying it. But I also ran into the dark kitchen already and wondered why the lights don't work lol
never seen bare galvanized window frames before
That's a door lol
wait. what
what is this newfangled concept
Lmao.. today in LLM stupidness.. co-worker decided to use GPT to try and "fix" one of our scripts.. except the fix he was trying to add had already been done.. The resulting change just flipped a if true to if not false. He basically wasted 2-3 hours on nothing
Wooden door behind that
flexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
this is a door?
couldn't find a fast easy online editor that allowed me to draw
wtf is this not 2025
ur 2025
This is from inside
This guy right here though
π΅ They picked out a home and called it "Holiday House" π΅
He's so done, two days 9 hours driving each
you called
what sunny country is this
Spain
I knew it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD9v1WyAgLA
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barely makes any noise. Didn't even max out. Crazy tech
Goofball
what is that in football fields per second?
3 monstertrucks * amish horse wagon nominal speed / number of calories in a big mac
Distressingly, a number greater than 1
holy shit
say no more
its a door that leads to a window?
Glass door, I haven't understood the concept yet either
Every older house has it like that
looks like what we refer to in the US as a storm door
or maybe it was built to be open and the glass was added later
Open your mind
well maybe it's more regional than I thought since Sonoma apparently hasn't heard of one
Sonoma apparently hasn't heard of one
That applies to so, so many things π
The glass isn't very strong so definitely not a storm door
There's no AC so it's not used to insulate and again it's thin and doesn't seal
The wooden door is everything you'd wish from a door tbf
I'll ask the owner if I meet him tomorrow
Meant for a pin to press through an enclosure maybe?
I knew they were gonna be small based on the photos, but it's crazy to see in person
possibly. one is for putting it in download mode for flashing firmware, but the other is tied to RST on the ESP (both of which are common for dev boards of course)
I've seen these in older houses where they were at the back of the house. You just put your shoes n stuff there
these boards are just crazy small in general. I can't believe how much they've packed in this thing
I wonder if they make 0402 sized buttons?
holy hell
So, I got a new helmet, it's so much better than my old one. More venting, way quieter, way lighter. So this ended up being a good annoyance.
6 7
I see the handle. that did not look like a door to me at all
Can I convert to bananas per second in HAΒΏ
I mean I think watts can be expressed in horsepower
Or foot pounds
There are some mildly cursed units in there
https://github.com/home-assistant/core/blob/d7ac4bd65379e11461c7ce0893d3533d8d8b8cbf/homeassistant/const.py#L379
This one's definitely a "greatest hits" of the two styles of measuring:
CONCENTRATION_PARTS_PER_CUBIC_METER = "p/mΒ³"
Also apparently inches per day, which would seem like an acceptable measurement of rainfall but is in the "speed" section (which is accurate, but cursed)
There's some stuff in there about nuclear radiation as well I.think
I remember an explanation of miles-per-gallon as the cross-sectional area of a long container of gasoline that would be completely consumed while traveling over its length
That would be this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkfIXUjkYqE
A collection of cursed scientific units.
Cursed Units 2 is now out! Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg7xe8MkJHs
What If? article: https://what-if.xkcd.com/11
Dimensional analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnAvL-ThMs
Distance in astronomy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
Pulsar scintillation: https://arxiv.org/...
And the follow-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg7xe8MkJHs
The long awaited sequel. See the original here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkfIXUjkYqE
Corrections: the force F in Ampere's law should be force per unit of length, and the denominator factor should be 2 instead of 4.
The stack exchange post referenced at 1:05: https://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/211843/why-is-the-power-consump...
Ah, I have the What If books so I bet that's where I saw it
I've had a few charts of like m/s/m
m^2/s
Sonoma every time he sees facts or logic
It's okay Sonoma. We can explain it to you slowly.
you yourself have to learn facts and accept logic before you can explain anything to anyone else heh
if that day ever comes i will humor your teachings
You got like 20 people in this channel telling you the same thing
I'm not gonna make a difference
you must be really pushing that grudge down deep to just explode every so often about something no one but yourself knows wtf you are talking about lol
I think you are misinterpreting my message if you think that's exploding π
well leashed explosion lol
I feel like I've stumbled into a meme war
Great movie
There. Finally. Got me a new phone ordered.
I made it 5 years on my current one, I'd say I did OK.
7 years and still going here
I dunno if the battery would last that long.
I really don't care about any new features, either. Just need decent battery life and apps that stop locking up on me.
so, a $2000 phone minimum.
Why is it so hard to find a decent air purifier compatible with HA
Maybe a conspiracy of Big Air Purifier.
Where is beta channel?
Can replace it
Last time I replaced a battery on a OnePlus Nord I was surprised the new one had 80% left after a day at work. It then shut down in the night making me miss my alarms. It never turned on again...
You got OnePlus day.
I just have the iphone my company gave me
and the 10 year old one I use for motorcycle navigation with a busted screen
condolences
meh its fine. I decide the MDM profile loll
/me side graded to Pixel when changing employers
I had an iPhone XR and went to a Pixel 6 (upgraded to Pixel 9 earlier this year)
Differences are really minor, when the device is restricted by some Corp compliance either way
we only allow macs and iphones for employees. No exceptions lol
its just easier
I have had the internal discussion a few times but we don't want to support a wider range of devices due to the maintenance effort from both a security and an IT-admin perspective
easier to maintain just one baseline
(so no MAM-support or BYOD either )
what kind of company is that jesus
graphic design?
Pixels are corporate branded for us 
infosec :)
lmao. This has to be a company in amsterdam or utrecht
I understand not wanting android
Choosing MAC OTOH...
you'd have to pay me 200% annual bonus to get me on apple
Luckily I'm root on my Corp Linux laptop 
fuck that
I'll take it before I put up with windows
π«¨
itβs not that bad
the specialist have VMs to work from so
or burp
That's only 70k or so. Chill 
You don't boot Kali from USB on cheap as laptops?
speak for yourself. I'd have to rewrite almost everything just to get it to run on metal
euh it depends. i dont use mac personally tho
You have GUIs? What is this? Bring your toddler to work day?
well it depends on what you do eh
pen testing a web app without a UI is errrgood luck
so
Curl is all you need
no you donβt lol
burp is way way way easier
lol
also good luck exploiting XXS with curl tho
we have encryption and storage requirements for our customer data so IMHO cheap laptops are not the solution for all specialists. We do have specific projects and units that do have non-mac laptops that are provisioned when needed tho
but the default workhorse is a mac
#1284966540617449515 also in future #find-a-channel
ooooh #find-a-channel was hidden for me for some reason! Thanks @young sigil
Just wanted to see what the Dev folks are doing to address (if they need to, or ...) the Shai-Hulud worm that affects npm, as most if not all of us have GitHub, APIs and other sensitive info
link here
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#1284966540617449515 might be able to help.
I guess that came off looking like a question - Sorry Jorg .. I guess I'm more interested in whether it's a thing that "we" should be concerned about as a whole
Nah, it was...$675 with trade in.
I was gonna say, I paid 550 USD (no trade-in or anything) for my Pixel 8 and it's been great
that's a lot of money for one pixel, or even 8 of them
they're Premiumβ’
time for sleep
Count raccoons.
I've never seen instructions on how to eat ham
What a nanny state
Spanish take meat very seriously. My Spanish colleague didn't want to bring dried Dutch sausage back home because it would be offensive to his parents π€£
The Spanish are almost religious about their ham
I noticed
Two people told me muy bien when took that out of the fridge ... at the supermarket
how the pigs are raised, how the meat is aged, etc. All meticulous
I think I remember that the pigs they use live in a forest
acorns!
Howdy all π, is there a way to give sections a background color/different padding by using theming by any chance? Wasnβt sure where to ask apart from here
#1284965988642590891 would be the place
Ah of course, thanks!
Docler Compose with Advanced SSH & Web Terminal
Protection mode of
DOCKER_CONFIG=${DOCKER_CONFIG:-$HOME/.docker} && mkdir -p $DOCKER_CONFIG/cli-plugins /share/docker/ && curl -fsSL https://github.com/docker/compose/releases/latest/download/docker-compose-linux-x86_64 -o /share/docker/docker-compose || true && cp /share/docker/docker-compose $DOCKER_CONFIG/cli-plugins/docker-compose && chmod +x $DOCKER_CONFIG/cli-plugins/docker-compose
Enjoy Dockge for that nice web ui on port 5001
Note: Use "/mnt/data/supervisor/share for /share" you can not use paths like "./data"
Anyone try using AbacusAI ChatLLM within Home Assistant?
@scenic radish may this help some one in their discord search for docker compose with HASS (old ha os name). IDK where to post anymore as the layout here changes every time I come on.
@brisk glen why would you need docker compose with HA OS?
So you are smushed?
got saved my some 13-year old
kekek
βsavedβ he was my spotter cus i spotted him
so
Goddang it AI.
lol
too lazy to learn to make my ha docker (addon) repro
for now
a year later you might see me with a git with auto addon generation
i hate how amazon will let you use the same account in multiple regions yet not show all orders from all regions in your history
Also my experience is that a lot of the shit on amazon.com.au says sold/shipped by Amazon US anyway
They're just forcing you to an unnecessarily different version of the website for no good reason
this was the DE/NL situation for years and I still cant see my old DE orders because of that
i always have to change regions which then also changes my currency and language
great to track orders
:^)
oh yes thats the WORST
so annoying
Damn furriners
scamazon
haven't used amazon in years
Coolblue has the best service and customer friendly approach. Last year ordered couple of items including a fridge that came with slight damage on the side but one 2 min phone call got me 15% off the price π The "slightly" dented side is facing the wall anyway so like what the hell. Gimme money and i'm fine 
Dutchsniped

I heard some very spicy things about Pieter from management when i worked there. What a company
I'm a little sad you have to get homeassistant involved for doing 3-way on shelly wall dimmers
So it's a 4-way π
I remember lots of venomous snakes and spiders growing up in Georgia, so it becoming Australia tracks
Lebanon is famous for its trees (there's one on its flag) so yeah not a bad match for Georgia
California to Palestine, that's a radioactive comparison I won't touch with someone else's pole
s/Georgia/Oregon/ IDK what I was thinking probably reading
Anyone using a lafaer mmwave human presence sensor?
that's not what I would if I were rebulding the map of the world, but the geography fits
When I've visited Israel for work, it felt like San Diego
Interesting map.
unfortunately, we can't just forget about Florida like we can New Zealand
Nah, you need to remove us from that map, stat
It's vitally important to our national security that we be absent from as many maps as possible, so to create plausible deniability of our entire existence
That said, didn't work so well for this woman
https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/kiwi-traveller/87233886/kiwi-detained-in-kazakhstan-after-officials-refuse-to-recognise-new-zealand-as-country
"They thought New Zealand was a state of Australia and that I needed an Australian passport."
Further complicating matters, the room she was interrogated in had a large map of the world tacked on the wall - but the map didn't include New Zealand.
Heck yes! They are remastering deus ex!!!
Both have rain and trees. Close enough
:O
uhm... uk, greenland and norway are all land locked? no coastline? nope.
Not to mention the problems of cramming so many people into less space. Some of us live in much more spread out areas because we aren't social, and having that many of us in the same place will be a problem. For everyone else.
guys please this was a braindead meme. Don't try to debate it
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!
hmm. I wonder now that Reolink have joined the WWHA program does that give us an in to suggest feature requests of what their cameras can do? Example... as a dog owner with no kids, the baby crying detection in the E1 Zoom is no use to me, but if it could detect when the dogs are barking, that'd be handy.
@fast trench what do you think? is there an "in"? π ^^
Can't you train your dogs to cry instead of barking?
oh I've tried. they can't even flush the loo after themselves.
Anyone familiar with android secure folder and work profiles
I gotta add 2 google accounts for my kids schools so I can keep track of their work, but I don't want MDM on my device or give the school access to anything they don't need, like my HA
Does secure folder separate it all 100%?
I do have a "in", but only for features where the majority of HomeAssistant users make use of.
Development time from Reolink firmware engineers is of course limited, and my list of features i want to see impleneted/bugs I want to get resolved is very long and ever growing.
fair enough π thought there'd be no harm in asking π
frigate and unifi have specific settings for that. works to well on the unifi side
That connector on the left gives new meaning to βhot micβ
Thanks. One more reason to wipe an old laptop and run frigate on it. π
any progress on being able to upload sound bites to ike the doorbell from within HA? Halloween is right around the corner
Anyone have any recommendations on outlet monitoring? Iβm wiring a server room for my house and want to make the outlets do power usage monitoring looking to have 2 20 amp runs
Freedom for outlets! No monitoring!

the shelly 1pm's can do 20 amp circuits. just get two for two separate runs
The info says they are rated for 16 amp? Is it a specific model?
hmm maybe it was only the older models
weird. there use to be a few smart plugs that were rated for 20amp but even those seem to have poofed.
leviton makes a 20amp inwall outlet but no idea what thier intergration with HA is like
Thatβs what Iβm finding too. Like a few years ago when I was planning my project I had options lol
you could always use a clamp monitor for energy reading but you wouldn't have relay control over the outlet
When disaster strikes, communication is key, but itβs often one of the first lifelines cut off.
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You can record a quick replay and play those quick replays using the select entity. Thats already possible. Directly playing a audio file is not yet possible. I will first work on getting the 2-way audio finished before I attempt that
I haven't opened the reolink app in awhile so not sure if they had improved that experiencing of uploading those files to the device or not but it use to be kind of a pain having to use sdcards etc
I see it still is. they allow you to "record" a clip but not upload through the app
You can just record using your phone, they have improved the audio quality of the recording. Of course its not ideal,but it works.
yea no thanks lol
Indeed you can not upload unfortunately
We're continuing our efforts to build in the open. ππΌ Following last week's opening up of #1346914401508392980, the Matter team shared that they will be hosting a monthly Matter Community Sync. π This is open to everyone who is interested in the development of Matter within Home Assistant, the matter.js project, and the new matter.js based Server we are building. Check out the announcement message in the project thread for more details on the sync. π
This is just the beginning, though. We're also using this as a way to see if this format would work for the other Open Home Foundation projects. We'll keep you updated on how this evolves over time. π
Welp, 1/3 of my SLZB-07s won't reconnect as a router. I think their timeout is too short on the firmware flasher site. I'll try on my laptop later, see if it works better there.
Unrelated, good to know: When you delete the coordinator and introduce a new one without migrating in ZHA, the old zigbee devices will show back up and automatically resume their previous history/names/automations/etc after re-pairing and rebooting HA.
Well, the automations need the reboot. The rest doesn't.
anyone here using the AdGuard homeassistant addon? I can't seem to get it to not bind to localhost. My impression was that it'd bind DNS to the same ip ad my HASS server
yes, go #1284966540617449515
@primal laurel thanks. I rebooted hass and it's working now
99% of problems are related to restarting, the other 1% are raccoon related
and raccoons are famous for not liking being restarted
The raccoonβs job was to hit restart, but it got distracted by trash
less racoon, moar pufferfish
Iβve had fugu before. Little tingly, not worth it
Glad that I went with ecobee, local control rocks.
@forest edge didn't have to do any of that DIY nonsense π
but ecobee's don't look that nice.. wasn't that your whole thing? lol
Better than 3D print fiasco
I dunno. I think an in wall display mount would look better
especially your not even using it as a thermostat lol
Used the API, was horrible. Nest API is 10x better. Ecobee homekit FTW. More than that $100 rebate per thermostat, nuff said.
send me your nest(s)
Oops too late. In the trash.
you did not
Not kidding. Why would anyone want that headache.
who the hell throws away a nearly 300 dollar nest 4 in the trash?
Hated it that much. π
where do you live? I want to come check your trash every so often
actually, should be easy enough for me to pay someone who lives there to do it and just ship me the good stuff they recover lol
Raccoon
Think something was wrong with this stick. Couldn't get the router to connect, couldn't connect manually over serial, couldn't flash firmware from my laptop, ended up using my steam deck to flash the OpenThread firmware onto it and now I have an OpenThread Border Router. I have no idea what that does for me device-wise, but hey, it's better than a brick.
sounds like you screwed up
I mean, I had three sticks total, two worked fine. That one did not.
But it works as an OpenThread border router, so huzzah, that's covered.
thats a lot
I -think- that one may have been the one I migrated my HUSBZB-1 radio to, so it may be something related to that migration that caused problems.
you trying to extended zigbee 2 houses away?
single floor?
Yep
70(ish) feet across is not that far
Think you did your math wrong
5000 sqf is not 5k feet end to end
Well no, I suppose that'd be accurate if it was a perfect square.
right and anything less than perfect square would be shorter lol
well unless your house is super narrow
IIRC garage isn't included in the square footage, and I'm also reaching to the end of that. And it's more of a rectangle, with me in the front corner.
Pretty sure it's over 100' wide though. Not sure on exact dimensions, though I could pull out the blueprints if I cared enough (I don't).
if your cordinator is one of these smlites with an external decent antenna it's reach even through walls should be pretty decent. mine reach 100+ feet through 2 interior walls and solid outter concrete wall
for example
Yeah, it's one of the SLZB-07s. Bear in mind though that AC power runs are more disrupting to signal than walls.
Just tends to get rolled together because those are usually in the walls.
I did just yank out all but one of my tuya routers though, they were all garbage. All but that one anyway. I have no idea why that one was different, but it was a different model entirely. Had a button, registers a motion sensor that doesn't exist in HA.
my point is you shouldn't need anymore than 1 router to extend your reach
if we were talking about the smart plugs as routers then yea, i could see needing more but you are not.. you are using monsters lol
anyone have any recommendations for a smart duct vent ?
I want something home assistant can toggle in the basement, that will open if it gets to hot in there.
you will really only find one so not much point in "suggesting" lol
but #1284966353798697001 is where you want to post to ask
@subtle pulsar does the hacs for flair that you made need phone home support to function with a flair server?
After setup.
Bear in mind that the end node needs to be able to communicate back as well. Coordinators flashed as routers are good for long-range extensions from the coordinator itself, but the devices able to be reached by it are in a shorter range because they may have shitty broadcast strength. And the place where I'm struggling to reach the most is loaded up with eWeLink bulbs (which I do NOT recommend). May just buy more ThirdReality replacements and swap them all out, they're terrible.
if your issue is wifi interference then switch the bulbs to zigbee lol
The bulbs are zigbee
then why did you mention them?
Because I'm talking about getting a zigbee signal across the house?
are they themselves not act as routers?
Haaaaaaaaaaa
eWeLink bulbs are basically rebranded Tuya. But like... wifi Tuya quality.
Tuya zigbee is good, BUT:
I didn't have any of those issues
so not sure what you bought lol
are those the devices you are trying to "reach" with these routers?
The second you did, you just didn't notice it. It's baked into ZHA/Z2M. Tuya breaks spec impressively.
Third you probably didn't buy, because they're generally a dumb idea anyway.
Sounds fun
The first is mostly an issue with the temp+humidity sensors in my experience. They just stop reporting within a few minutes of pairing, so you re-pair, or reconfigure... half a dozen times.
And then they're reliable as shit once they start working at all
the only issue device I have is a zigbee ikea motion sensor. sometimes it works, sometimes it's delayed, sometimes it don't work. it's located in the middle of a mesh that works perfectrly so I know it's the device and not my mesh
that may be what you are experincing as well
in my case, no amount of routers at any range would solve the problem lol
I dunno if the eWeLink bulbs are rebranded Tuya or somehow worse than Tuya, but they're bad. They drop off the network constantly, they "support" features they don't actually support (Color loop for instance just turns a solid lime green), and I believe 3/8 of the ones I bought were DOA.
So yeah, don't buy those. Bad idea.
I'm probably going to rip them all out and throw them all away.
return 2 of your slzb's and keep just the one extra and get better bulbs lol
I only have three total. One coordinator, one openthread border router, and one zigbee router.
I'm decently content with that trio.
perfect. return the one you have issues with and presto
That's the openthread border router, which now refuses to reflash, but it works fine as a border router apparently, so... fuck it?
seems silly to buy one of those just to run something other than the factory firmware to me
Eh, I mostly wanted to replace the one I migrated to, because the migration was keeping HA from recognizing it properly to offer firmware updates.
It wasn't a big issue.
But again, they're $30 each, they're not exactly breaking the bank. It's not like the $65 or so PoE-enabled ones.
Besides, people keep pestering me to consider thread, maybe now I have a reason to.
gluten for punishment huh
Though now I guess I have to figure out wtf matter is and if I have to care.
meh matter isn't anything to be excited about
Still, I need to know if a "matter over thread" device is going to be supported by what I have.
Which... looks like yes?
according to @fathom sparrow matter over thread is the bee's knee's
From what I can tell, if I just use thread devices I'm golden, if I use matter devices I'm golden once I install the matter addon. Now I just have to find something worth caring about that isn't available as zigbee/zwave. Or wifi, I suppose.
Looked into the rfid cat doors today. Just about laughed myself out of the room at what I found. That sector needs a real competitor, because my choices are "wifi enabled and overpriced with an oversized proprietary collar that uses overpriced proprietary batteries" or "RFID and cheap with no device connectivity and glaring flaws".
Though the biggest flaw I found is one that I don't think any of them can fix. They all unlock the door for like... 15 seconds. I want that shit to lock the instant it swings shut behind the cat, because my usecase involves another asshole cat chasing him through it.
so build your own
Yeah... the thought crossed my mind. Especially since it's a sector where I could probably sell them if I wanted to.
Honestly, if I could set it up so anyone could go out but only he could come in, and have it log when the door swung and which way it swung, that would be perfect.
@tidal bronze if they add these to planes you going to always buy that ticket? https://youtube.com/shorts/ZH29Oc8BquY?si=WLxlDAodvG9TYQ4k
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Found another smart one. It has all the hardware for it, but doesn't allow setting lock state separately per-pet. So still useless. -.-
you are not going to find one that suits your exact situation of cutting off a neighbors cat in hot pursuit
realistically that wouldn't even be safe
and could lead to the neighbors cat getting hurt
Sadly, our own cat. We took in two cats from someone who couldn't care for them and one of them is... well, an asshole.
people like me would just tell you to stop letting your cat go outside.. problem solved
Yeah, this is for use inside the house to restrict the asshole from a couple rooms.
So the one he keeps fighting with doesn't have to deal with him
well in those situations it's best just to keep them seperated at all times
trade out access throughout the day
I live in the northern Nevada high desert. You can't let cats outside here. I had one I let out because she was smart enough to not get caught by a coyote. So an owl got her.
Nice idea but I am sleeping 40 minutes in. π
<@&330946878646517761> please and thankyou
?ban @old sundial
philip23_4 was banned.
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
you don't want to dropship?
This is an affront to all Philips worldwide
I just see a solar oven.
Both were convict colonies...
For venomous convicts
Not to be confused with poisonous convicts. Common misconception
it's all in the teeth
Exactly
@forest edge you gotta grow some of these
@solid harness https://us.shelly.com/products/ogemray-25a-smart-relay
You mean does it rely on a cloud API? If so, yes.
π
matter is just ipv6-based IoT stuff.
the underlying hardware beneath it can be wifi, or thread.. or probably other stuff too.
Wired Ethernet is also valid
its the psyop to make people actually use ipv6
SmartWings PoE Matter over Ethernet Motorized Shades offer a streamlined and contemporary approach to window coverings by leveraging Power over Ethernet (PoE) technology. These motors deliver both power and data through a single PoE LAN cable, removing the requirement for separate electrical wiring or battery changes.
PoE blind motor with matter. Because network cabling to your windows is... normal
Finally IPv6 does Matter.
i mean they also make regular what looks like hardwired DC powered blinds too..
with a lovely https://www.smartwingshome.com/products/18-outputs-dc-power-distribution-panel
300$ 12VDC power supply.
if i change the option to show a device as a light instead of a switch where will that be saved? i cant find that in the helpers
Uh.... that almost sounds like a support question.
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ok this is hilarious: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2053509308723506
no parking sign, definitely not stolen
Wonder if the Shelly pro 3em can work on one and two phases
The low reflectivity makes it a road hazard, the seller did their civic duty by removing it
Yes I know civil engineers, yes they pulled this
Having such a portable sign would be helpful in reserving a parking space
More authoritative than a set of cones
When I was a kid, I picked up speed limit street signs out of a dumpster at a public work building and use them as the floor to a go kart.
i love it
It feels both weird and cool to have to have done this... but my garage computer doesn't have HDMI-CEC support and I use a TV as the monitor. So, instead of simply pressing a power button or buying a USB-CEC dongle... I finally installed the macOS companion app and added the TV to HA so I can power on the TV when the computer wakes. It does make ya wonder why CEC isn't more widely supported on computers.
Likely cause: money.
yeah yeah... I hate that you're right.
licensing fees; most likely.
Years ago I did the most ghetto workaround and used the TV's API to control it via a script.
Which you're basically doing just getting HA involved π
I use a smart socket to control the TV because CEC doesn't work as I want it to...
doesn anyone know if there's a specifc discord for the bermuda ble integration? having some trouble
Just #1284966582375813201 or filing an issue on GitHub
u g h
guess who just disconnected 15 shellys by setting them back to use dhcp
oh a fun note, all gen 1 ones came back up
anything else no bueno
@solar zealot are you using your shellys on mqtt?
no
well my work
machine starts having DNS issues seemingly every 24 hours for no apparent reason, so that's... fun
just started after upgrading to 11
like, it's almost exactly 24 hour intervals
cli > ipconfig flushdns

check dhcp dns
yeah everything looks fine and no other devices on my network are having issues either
The solution is to ditch W11
Are you connected to any split dns zero config vpns?
nope, no vpn
where did he go..?

We have some new
emojis! 
Shoutout to @scenic radish and his ever-flowing fountain of inspiration for shitposting. 
Beautiful
truly my life's greatest work
I just want to be in another pinned message, preferably about my alcohol abuse and love for docker
christ
lol got my 3d printer already working on your reward @scenic radish lmao
having to clean cages constantly after having not one but two cats spayed/neutered is hard work
she stashed him in my shed a month or so back and I was able to snag him. snagged her when she came back for him
you love docking?
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We're starting to research Linux distributions for standardized GPU benchmarking, and possibly later CPU benchmarking (depending on complexity and time). Wendell from Level1 Techs joins us to talk about Linux distributions and help us choose which one to use for standardized o...
year of the linux desktop 
I love all the people speculating that with Costco stopping selling XBox hardware that they're going to make the Kirkland Signature SteamOS console
lol
there's definitely a SteamOS console in the make
im looking at valve. But I cant prove it
Guys, we need to talk.
Iβve been a developer for more than 15 years, and Iβve always made it an article of faith to give back to any community I'm part of as much as I can. Since I came here to the discord, I've tried to help support others as soon as I found my footing.
Today, I found what I believe is a bug in the UI for input booleans. I brought it up in one of the dev channels, fully prepared to help diagnose and fix it. I was told it wasnβt the right placeβfair enough. However, when I argued my case, SOMEBODY took it on themselves to lock me out of all the dev channels altogether, with not even an explanation.
Thatβs not how healthy communities work. I donβt mind being told Iβm wrong, or redirected to a better venue. But contributors shouldnβt be snubbed in this way for making their case in good faith. That comes across as elitist and bureaucratic, and it makes me question whether this is a community worth investing in.
This is not a one-time occurrence either. I've been bluntly brushed off before, if not in such a blatant manner. The reorganization of the discord server also came with regular blunt slapdowns for those who got the - frankly extremely byzantine - system wrong.
I had two PRs all but ready to submit, but after this experience, I don't think I will send them just yet. Open source is supposed to be about collaboration, not gatekeeping, and Iβm not interested in donating my time and energy to a community that responds to good-faith discussion by slamming the door.
Iβm posting this as a reminder: projects rise or fall on their communities. Without its community and its contributors, an open source project is nothing but a useless lump of code.
I hope these words don't fall on deaf ears. I'm fully open to re-invest myself in the community if and when I see a noticeable change, or at the very least, a meaningful discussion of viable solutions. But for now, I chose to become a silent observer and see how my points are received.
Does anyone know if Home Assistant Connect ZWA-2 works in norway?
Ultimately you posted in the wrong place. #developers is for Developers (people who are actively updating code, building integrations, etc)β what you posted looks like a support request or a bug report, neither of which are appropriate for developer channels. If you wanted support from the community to see if anyone had a work around for the helper issue you posted it should have been posted in #1284966582375813201 if you wanted to report a bug, choose the appropriate bug submission link here: https://www.home-assistant.io/help
So you feel the reaction I got was justified then?
stating an abbreviated version of my comment? Yes.
But, if youβd like to chat about it further Iβm sure a mod would be happy to oblige 1:1. If you donβt mind Iβd love to get back to raccoon pictures though.
I didn't lock you out of anything, nor would I even have the power to do that if I wanted to. π€·
Thank you. That tells me everything I need to know about the kind of ship you are running here.
Iβm not a captain and I have zero to do with OHF or Nabu Casa
Enjoy your raccoon pics mate.
Ok, if I wrongly accused you, I apologize. But somebody did, and apparently the consensus is that that was the correct reaction.
So I rest my case.
Why would anybody do that?
Keep in mind that generally people who start talking about issues in the dev chats are not actual devs, and then removing a role would be correct
Taking drastic measures based on half-assed assumtions in NEVER correct, mate.
Also "generally" doesn't cut it.
Can we not?
An answer has been provided.
You know where to post things now
We donβt need to drag this out
Can't you just give yourself the role back if you want it?
That would DEFINITELY be the wrong course of action.
Why
If nothing else, it would justify the action after the fact. Kicked people who just come back rightfully get banned.
Also why should I act as if nothing had happened?
@thorny scarab I've corrected my original post btw.
You are not banned. I'm just curious if you can get the role back
It's just a button in the discord onboarding thingy
Try it on your own account then. I'm quite angry, but I'm not ready to burn all bridges.
Try what
Cheers π·!
You can self assign the role
@forest edge thinking of you....
I threw some of that shit in my ramen a couple weeks ago. 
what?
I have just been removed from that role by duly appointed authority. Be it rightfully or not is beside the point. If I tried to reassign the role to me, what do you think how the afforementioned duly appointed authority would react? And let me reiterate: they would be fully justified by my actions.
Who cares. Tag a mod and ask for clarification
The role was removed because everything you have posted in the developer's support section are not developer support questions. That isn't a space where you go to get help directly from the developers, it's where developers ask questions about the code while they are working on the project or a custom project.
You were posting support questions. Those belong in the community support section. The developers do keep an eye on that space because that's where users report issues that aren't on GitHub.
You are more than welcome to reassign yourself the role as long as you use the space as it is intended. I encourage y'all to take part in convos in #1346914401508392980 this way. Just don't use their support section for reporting issues with the product.
The mod who removed the role should have sent that message in the first place π
Don't disagree with that.
Y'know, all these rolling shades and shutters are cool, but what about sticking a film to the window that turns black when powered? Blanking on the proper name for that, but it'd be easy to integrate. Simple on/off switch.
You can buy that. It's not cheap
Electrochromic
No insulation and very expensive.
Thank you
It's cool though. I've seen this on the HA Reddit I think
Valid on the insulation, wasn't aware it was expensive. Thought that shit was cheap these days. Good reason.
What I wanted to do was diagnose the problem together with the devs and contribute to a solution. I even tried to say as much in the thread, but it got nuked before it got going. Sorry to say so, but I still see a fundamental problem with culture in this project.
Diagnosing problems does not happen in that channel, sorry.
That's still not what those channels are for.
It has been a while since I last looked. Could have come down in price since then. '