#the-water-cooler

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clear ferry
solar zealot
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So true

gleaming crater
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They were secretly open way early today I guess haha

primal laurel
clear ferry
dusky plank
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2TB sd card coming next year

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Can‘t wait to torture it with homeassistant.db

clear ferry
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2TB, what is this, storage for ants?

umbral cliff
coarse horizon
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Just finished my families Xmas White Elephant. I won back the Switchbot blind tilt that I contributed 😏

gleaming crater
static schooner
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Make sure you have a spot picked out for it 🙂

red rock
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Ugh, recently outlook started complaining about that I have no storage

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And I just remembered I have 3100 GitHub notifications and I get a mail for every update

gleaming crater
red rock
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The best part

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All the mails go into a folder and I don't look at it

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The folder existed before I became more active so I never figured this as a problem

gleaming crater
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Something about email is for boomers? lol

red rock
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No I just use the GitHub app

solar zealot
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Kids these days never will know mailing lists *grumpy noise*

red rock
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I at least experienced IRC

gleaming crater
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Im so old I ran a 2 line BBS outta my bedroom

wary nimbus
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old! (kidding)

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but a landline must've been more affordable back then..... the <word for nice people> at frontier were charging us 150 a month.

winged obsidian
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Leak detector?

clear ferry
last cedar
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Merry christmas everyone

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If you look hard enough, you can find the raccoon in the picture

red rock
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That's a beautiful view

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Where is this?

solar zealot
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racoon settlement

clear ferry
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Merry jul

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From Thursday fun times in traffic

primal laurel
clear ferry
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dog damn catch 22, I wanted to get my P4 GPU to work, but it was a PITA on debian 6.1 and 6.5 kernel, so I wanted to try zabbly 6.6, but that breaks zfs 2.1 support since 6.6 and onwards require zfs 2.2

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fucking shitshow

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time to spin up one of my test servers and figure out a usable solution outside of prod

red rock
umbral cliff
umbral cliff
clear ferry
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3h one way 2h the other way for a 40km drive

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Fun times

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Not as bad as the record i have, 6.5h for one way same road

glacial knot
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take a bicycle at that point

clear ferry
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I did ride a bike in 2004 i remember

umbral cliff
clear ferry
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thankfully I only bother going to oslo once every two months or so

umbral cliff
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Just live in a city
Simple

clear ferry
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yuck

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disgusting

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no thanks

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
clear ferry
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cities are shite

umbral cliff
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Nah

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Just good for some

glacial knot
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yea, masochists are a thing

clear ferry
umbral cliff
clear ferry
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I live 3 minutes from a store, 15 minutes from a megastore, 20 minutes from the main country airport and 30 minutes from the capitol

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I'm grand

glacial knot
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yea, while it's further distance, time management wise I live closer to most things than if I lived in the city (assuming I dono't pay x5 to be in center, but only about x2)

umbral cliff
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Plus I like being in the middle of everything going on

clear ferry
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Yeah I can probably get to 4-5 shopping centers in less than 20

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still live in the middle of farmland

umbral cliff
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I couldn't deal with living in the middle of farmland lol

glacial knot
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like said, masochists

umbral cliff
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Lol

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Better than being a country bumpkin

clear ferry
umbral cliff
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Merry Christmas from down under all

clear ferry
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tell us if tomorrow is great

solar zealot
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merry chrysler to y'all

glacial knot
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+11 o.0

clear ferry
umbral cliff
glacial knot
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do you even have cities there?
I thought you got Sydney and outback

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Wait, Sydney is on the east coast?
I think I realized that before....

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I always think it's nort west

red rock
ocean oar
# glacial knot also, y'all got some great naming sense <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Mi...

Our one in NZ is better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninety_Mile_Beach,_New_Zealand
It's called 90 mile beach, naturally because it's 55 miles long.

Te-Oneroa-a-Tōhē / Ninety Mile Beach is on the western coast of the far north of the North Island of New Zealand. The beach is actually 88 kilometres (55 miles) long. Its southern end is close to the headland of Tauroa Point, to the west of Ahipara Bay, near Kaitaia. From there it sweeps briefly northeast before running northwest along the Aupōu...

glacial knot
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I knew that existed
Didn't know where

ocean oar
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I do like how neither of them are remotely accurate, but the gross overestimate of ours is probably funnier

midnight adder
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I made remote:

alpine harbor
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Nice, I have a similar one that I use a lot: (The junk at the bottom needs some cleanup)

umbral cliff
ocean oar
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fwiw it needed a buttload of yaml, because apparently the remote control signals for Sony android TVs are all wacky

umbral cliff
young sigil
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Eh. It's OK to visit. The Western Suburbs are a blight on the Earth though.

last cedar
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Merry Christmas y'all

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Actually, I am done with christmas now

red rock
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That escalated quickly

last cedar
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🦝

primal laurel
low harness
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Does anyone know in Ventoy works with legacy BIOS or only with UEFI?

clear ferry
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just use clonezilla, it supports everything

umbral cliff
umbral cliff
low harness
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Thanks. That answers the opposite of my question perfectly! 😉

umbral cliff
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Sorry 😛

low harness
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No worries. I too am blind from time to time.

umbral cliff
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Have used it on legacy too

low harness
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Thank!

umbral cliff
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I blame the alcohol from christmas day

low harness
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Woah! That was easy!

clear ferry
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Oh, I thought ventoy was the one that did disk cloning online

distant junco
low harness
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And there we go.
debian live boot
fsck -yf
reconnect everything
Internet back up
Christmas saved the day after celebrations

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So glad I had a backup consumer router in a drawer when everything crashed at 2am christmas eve...

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And a tiny bit disappointed it was so easy to fix... I would have liked to take this opportinity to switch to opnsense

solar zealot
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Does anyone know if the netgear sx10(gs110mx?) Just utilizes a 1gbit link between both 10gbit and all 1gbit ports?

glacial knot
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@last cedar

last cedar
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omg

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TYVM

gleaming crater
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I spent this time setting up a networked white noise sleep machine audio source (delivered via Snapcast) complete with automation to turn it on at bedtime… I just realized I handcuffed myself from ever changing any network settings while the wife is asleep….

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Getting up before the wife is my prime maintenance window lol

gleaming crater
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Usually in the specs they'll list the maximum switching rate

solar zealot
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No idea how 8gbit+2 10gbit would make 56gbit but yea

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Oh no wait it's a full duplex link

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Always forget about that

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So that would be 40+16 then at least

clear ferry
solar zealot
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Sadly there aren't that many desktop switches with more than 2 10gbit out there

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In fact the only I can remember is the ubiquity ons

clear ferry
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yuckuity

forest edge
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Merry Xmas peeps

clear ferry
forest edge
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@tidal bronze did Santa bring you coal and seaweed for Xmas?

tidal bronze
ocean oar
# solar zealot Sadly there aren't that many desktop switches with more than 2 10gbit out there

What do you need, ports-wise?
Mikrotik have some, but seem to have skewed too far in the other direction; can get an 8×SFP+ with only 1× 1Gb RJ45: https://mikrotik.com/product/crs309_1g_8s_in
You can run it from PoE on that 1Gb port though, so I guess that's nice?

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It's stretching the definition of "desktop switch" a smidgen, I guess. There's a 4+1 version too though: https://mikrotik.com/product/crs305_1g_4s_in

solar zealot
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that is quite interesting, i suppose i could buy sfp+ rj45 modules with 10gbit to make this work

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that would be about 350 ish bucks?

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poe isnt really a must have for me as i would have no other gear like that

supple horizon
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not sure what you're connecting, but if you're going local SFP+ port to SFP+ port use 10gb DACS rather than RJ45

solar zealot
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yea no this is connecting rooms over the good ol ethernet cables ^^

supple horizon
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then sure FS.com SFP+ 10gb baseT are about $70

solar zealot
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would at least be an option

forest edge
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how midwestern sounding you are

tidal bronze
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Changing out most of the leds. Since there's nothing else to do with HA adding faucet temp notifications 🤣

prisma briar
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Solid switches

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RJ45 SFPs run real hot though, you'll overheat loading the 8+1 up with 8 RJ45 adapters

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Burns aren't unheard of hot

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I use those for my SFPs, they're stable at 2.5Gbps and 1Gbps too.

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I went through a lot of SFPs before I found ones actually stable at 2.5Gbps with my onboard realtek 2.5Gbps nic

solar zealot
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i always wonder who at netgear thought they should passively cool those small switches with the least surface area possible

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like even idle they cannot be touched

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and thats just dual port 10gbit

winged obsidian
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Their warranty is one year and only offers a replacement. From an engineering perspective, that’s the requirement. From a consumer perspective…nope.

pure monolith
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Redeeming Christmas presents 😂

iron granite
late gate
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happy festivus for the rest of us!

primal laurel
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Prague looking spooky

last cedar
glacial knot
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public rat. Yes

clear ferry
solar zealot
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Why does updating rgb stuff take significantly longer than updating the bios. What even is this doing

prisma briar
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It's updating red to v1.3

clear ferry
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Lol led firmware

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And if the led firmware has an issue it will prevent system bootup

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That is hilarious

gleaming crater
clear ferry
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My wife bought me a nfc ring for Christmas, that is directly connected to my credit card, very nice, love it, also i always need new rings

solar zealot
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their fix for the LogoFAIL issue was to remove the splash screen

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people at asus just got a whole different thinking game going on

gleaming crater
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My wife managed to find me one of those lego typewriter sets, I hear its like a 6-12hr build

last cedar
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@clear ferry does your || patch panel || look as good as mine?

last cedar
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Not finished yet

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got another 8 drops to first floor, and 24 drops to cellar

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But it is a start

static schooner
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Is all that chicken wire to keep the raccoons out? Or in?

clear ferry
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My watch is no good, amazfit, only supports alipay

clear ferry
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TAPSTER

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young sigil
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With my watch NFC I have to enable it (once a day I think) to prevent skimming. Does the ring have the same thing or is it always enabled?

clear ferry
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Nope always enabled

sharp wedge
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Anyone here familiar with SAS? Looking for some advice for a server I just got

ocean oar
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Reasonably. What are you trying to do?

clear ferry
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SÆS

red rock
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Apparently there are only 5 people in the office

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so now I have an unlimited supply of oilballs

red rock
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Right, I am distracting myself a lot

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so I thought, let me use a pomodoro timer

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and I kinda inverted it

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I am distracting myself for 25 minutes to work 5 minutes

iron granite
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What are oilballs?

red rock
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oliebollen

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a dutch thing you eat around NYE

clear ferry
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We generally close offices half a week before Christmas then open again second or third day after New year
I used to work Christmas before when we had on call still, great pay though, could rake in €2000-3000 extra working a few hours over Christmas

iron granite
# red rock

Is that a fried sweet batter with raisins?

red rock
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yep

iron granite
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Looks like our Futjes.

red rock
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that sounds funny

iron granite
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It's Low German, a northern dialect. Those Futjes are also a traditional food around New Year.

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Might have the similar origins.

red rock
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looks very similar indeed

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Usually with these similar dishes people know the dish as the other name

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but in this case, never heard of it

iron granite
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Those used to be made in a special pan, which doesn't work with modern stoves. Now they are often fried in oil

night zodiac
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we call them donut holes. /s

umbral cliff
clear ferry
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I've been using my phone for payment for well over a year exclusively now, so the ring made sense to me, so I don't have to bring the phone nor find which pocket I put it in

night zodiac
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I was going to get a watch for the next time I travel to do the beepy boop

last cedar
umbral cliff
solar zealot
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"our led bulbs will surely last for more that 25.000 hours"

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4 out of 10 died within a year

umbral cliff
solar zealot
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Yes

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They create a time portal to generate more time in less time

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Very odd

gleaming crater
solar zealot
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No this is non smart osram stuff.

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Went that way because it's 10 bulbs per fixture

gleaming crater
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Non… smart…?

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lol

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Yeah smart switch is better for those situations

solar zealot
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Well they have the auto dim feature. Where it's only 60% as bright after a year

gleaming crater
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Ahahah

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They prob woulda lasted a lot longer at less than full brightness too

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Kinda like lithium batteries, use the whole capacity and you burn it up quicker

solar zealot
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They should last for as long as they put on the box. They weren't expensive expensive but 10 bucks a lamp is still 20x the amount of the funky wire heater

gleaming crater
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Yeah that’s some BS I’d complain to the company

solar zealot
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It's a similarish failure rate

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Will see if I have the receipt somewhere

gleaming crater
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Not surprised they’re making them so cheap they don’t last

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They’re hoping a year later you forget and buy more lol

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Wouldn’t be the first time bulb manufacturers have colluded to reduce quality lol

solar zealot
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I am tempted to buy some hues but I am not tempted to pay hue money for it

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Maybe I can find some different 12w ones

gleaming crater
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Ikea sometimes will have cheap ass zigbee bulbs

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I got some odd size ones for almost as cheap as non smart bulbs

solar zealot
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Sadly I can't install smart switches

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Whoever designs them clearly hasn't put one inside a wall

gleaming crater
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lol shallow boxes?

solar zealot
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Not really, they are about 3 inch deep

gleaming crater
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I did 17 inovelli red when I bought my house a couple years ago

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You really do have to wire them up and just shove like a truck

solar zealot
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I tried with the sonoff mini (the white one with neutral)

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Maybe the non neutral ones could work but if it can't act as router why bother

gleaming crater
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The inovelli ones don't need neutral and still do routing

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Usually with non-neutral supported they just leak a watt of current thru the fixture to stay powered

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And thats why you need a bypass if you have a very small load fixture so it doesn't light up the bulb

solar zealot
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This gets way too difficult ^^

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Id even take a replacement for the switch itself

gleaming crater
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Hue makes zigbee switch covers

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Goes right over the top

solar zealot
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They should continue to work for switching the lights on and off

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Sadly there aren't that many european one switch ones in a two or three unit row configuration

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Mix and match would look wrong

gleaming crater
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Ahh yeah the euro markets is very limited compared to US selection

solar zealot
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Probably have to wait a couple more decades

gleaming crater
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What about the shelly that hides in the box

solar zealot
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beside it being wifi it's not really small enough

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They do fit in the box but I can't fit the wires

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They are chained on one circuit per floor so it's 9 wires per switch

gleaming crater
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Lolwtf

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They really dropped every fixture back to the same switch instead of running in series?

solar zealot
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No it's 3 wires in, 3 wires pass to another room and 3 wires to the fixtures

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I haven't checked the three-way ones, there may be even more in there

gleaming crater
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So 3 hot, 3 neutral and 3 ground?

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I know in the more crowded boxes I had to use a jumper wire off larger bundles

solar zealot
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hot and neutral are switched, ground gets just bundled and passed

gleaming crater
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Hmm yeah maybe with some wire cleanup and some careful packing you could make it all fit

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I'd probably just pay a pro on thumbtack tho if it was too much a pain lol

iron granite
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Sometimes that's hard to do without drywalls. I hardly got a Shelly i3 behind my livingroom switch.

gleaming crater
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Yeah I've yet to see a smart switch that wasn't filling up the box with hardly any room to spare

forest edge
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what you need room for if you have a smart switch already?

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also in the us, swapping more modren single gang boxes with double boxes while leaving the second gang hidden behind the wall is pretty easy

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not to mention the deep box options

gleaming crater
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It's Horstexplorer that couldn't get one into the box even

blazing musk
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I wish Carlon made a deep version of their side volume box

gleaming crater
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All I can say is needle nose pliers are your friend for shoving wires back into the box

static schooner
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Accordion + Smush

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Worst part is when it ends up crooked and you can't figure out how to straighten it out

gleaming crater
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lol I have a couple that are slightly to the left or right because that’s the best I could manage

prisma briar
golden wing
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update:

static schooner
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Speeding, not using turn signals, running over flowers, etc

opaque knoll
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I am creating a HA udemy course and with that I am building a landing page. The course is aimed towards not just beginners but also experienced users as the users are here.

Currently I would like to get feedback on:

  • HA themed landing page
  • what people are interested in
  • quiz where users get to test their skill and the course adjusts based on the results

The design is still a little rough as it has no mobile and the scale is a little off, content will change a bit also. Your feedback is appreciated 🤩

https://course.tnorbert.com

prisma briar
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What are you paying for people to review your product and offer insight?

opaque knoll
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Nothing

prisma briar
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Lol

young sigil
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Well your first question is wrong. It's not config.yaml. It is configuration.yaml

opaque knoll
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Thanks, that’s true

young sigil
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Lovelace is no longer a thing. Just called dashboards now.

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The purpose of addons is to add 3rd party applications

prisma briar
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A HA udemy course seems like it would be outdated in 6 months

opaque knoll
young sigil
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This is nonsensical: "Which of the following is a valid platform for Home Assistant automations?" I give up. Not one actual valid question. So perfect for a udemy course.

prisma briar
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It's a garbage platform that incentivizes people who don't know anything about a topic to push out confusing and worthless content in the hopes they can make a few bucks off of it.

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Udemy isn't a good fit for HA and asking the community to more or less review a poorly done rewrite of the documentation, that's going to be outdated in six months and already exists in other maintained forms, just so you can get paid for it is lulzy.

opaque knoll
prisma briar
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Did you just use an AI to write it?

opaque knoll
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The quiz yes

prisma briar
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🤣

young sigil
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Oh that's why it is completely wrong.

opaque knoll
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I meant the feedback for the quiz, as in it would gauge the users understanding of HA. Then in the course page it would show more or less only the chapters that are relevant to each user

young sigil
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My feedback: Stop now.

opaque knoll
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As in course

young sigil
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Yes.

opaque knoll
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Yeah sorry, I am a engineer by profession and got a little carried away with building the landing page. Content was just there to fill the design and functionality. I wanted to show what is done so I don’t just keep developing in the dark 😅

primal laurel
iron granite
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If you leave the quiz, it restarts but you keep the points. So you can get all points by answering the first question again and again 😆

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10/10 points with config.yaml

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Oh, I'm wrong... I'm at 20 out of 10 points now

red rock
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Sheees

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Show off

ocean oar
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NEW HIGH SCORE!

tender prism
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First to 100 wins!!

iron granite
tender prism
iron granite
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By the way... I'm not too sure the HA logo can be used for commercial use by others than Home Assistant/Nabu Casa.

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Or granted by them (like "Works with Home Assistant")

opaque knoll
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That’s good info, I was also looking at the copyright of the name

red rock
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Right click the logo on the website

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Iirc

iron granite
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Please note that this logo is not released under the CC license. All rights reserved.

gleaming crater
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So... i'm going to run a massive light show, should I stop HA from polling state of those devices? My devices with esphome were twiddling state many times a second to the beat on my dashboard....

primal laurel
gleaming crater
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I mean it's 45 bulbs updating as much as 60 times/second

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And going for hours on NYE

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Just curious what tha'll do to the state database lol

primal laurel
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60 times per second? How?

gleaming crater
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They all run lifx protocol

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Which is a super lightweight udp packet structure for setting any/all values in a single message

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I just added support for lifx to LedFx actually lol, I just gotta submit the pull request

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A couple years back I ported the lifx control stack to esphome so I could run it on my cheap bulbs

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But noawdays you can also run wled on anything esphome and get the same speed control stack with DDP

primal laurel
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60 seems overkill

gleaming crater
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A lot of these effects aren't done with any kind of hardware transitions, the server is actually spraying out each discrete change it wants

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So to even animate a led strip you've gotta update it at whatever framerate you're going for

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Or even color/brightness fades

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If you're going for sound reactive it's gotta be fast....

golden wing
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something neat i just realized i can do now that i have a rack with its own fans, and a PDU which can be integrated into home assistant

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POE ESP32 with a temperature sensor running esphome, then an automation to kick on those fans when it gets too warm

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which definitely beats always on like it currently is

ocean oar
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To be fair, you can also do that 100% analogue

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My rack came with 230VAC fans and a basic bi-metal thermostat. I swapped the fans for 24VDC Noctua "industrialPPC" ones, but just kept the thermostat

umbral cliff
golden wing
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yeah that makes sense

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i say that i had just realized because i haven't really began to look into ways to control those fans

ocean oar
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Just two terminals and a basic temperature dial

golden wing
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yeah mine didn't have anything like that lol

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just a 3 prong cable

ocean oar
golden wing
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oh

ocean oar
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So glad I put proper lighting in under the house where this is now. Having only a headlamp to see by kinda sucked

golden wing
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it makes sense that those L bracket things would be at the bottom where the heavy things are

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when i was putting mine together i assumed it was just a structural thing so i put them in the middle

ocean oar
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Two UPSs at the bottom 🙂

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Because the rack being 55kg empty wasn't enough

golden wing
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yeah i went through the pain of installing my UPS today before coming to that realization

ocean oar
blazing musk
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my 3u rack in my "attic" space between two floors (floated over a vaulted ceiling) seems a little nicer now.

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though a bigger rack would be nice. Should have bought a 5u or something at least

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need to take a more recent picture, there's more stacked on top of the patch panel now and more crap stored on the floor.

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e.g. my home server (which happens to be the thing running HA among other stuff) is a NUC on top of the patch panel

ocean oar
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This is mine full.
The UniFi router needs to go away, but I still don't know what it's getting replaced with yet.

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Also with foam around the outside, so the only airflow is through the devices

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Also the ONT is in the back, behind the switch

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Confused the shit out of the installers when I handed them a blanking plate and said "screw it onto this, please and thankyou"

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I even installed them an appropriate compression gland (smallest hole in the middle you can see in the first photo) for the microduct

blazing musk
blazing musk
ocean oar
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ONT hidey hole:

umbral cliff
ocean oar
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I think I've only got 10 that leave the cabinet. 4 in the office, 2 in the lounge, one each for doorbell, LoRa gateway, hallway AP, garden AP.
But the ONT, and the management ports on the two UPSs are punched into the patch panel for convenience

umbral cliff
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What do you do for LoRA?

ocean oar
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Has some neat party tricks; programmable (in javascript, weirdly) tranlation from the raw data to JSON, and native MQTT support.

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So I just had to write some nasty scripts to set up devices via MQTT discovery

umbral cliff
glacial knot
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I'm more interested in what kind of sensors you got on LoRa 🤔

ocean oar
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Garage door and glasshouse door have reed switches.
Glasshouse also has temperature, humidity, CO2, light, soil moisture.
Inside house a mix of temperature, humidity, light, motion, CO2.
Garage door opener is also connected to a LoRa relay (garage is quite far removed from the house, 900MHz is the only thing that will reach)

umbral cliff
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What did you buy for the sensors?

ocean oar
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Same brand

umbral cliff
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Neat

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I want to look into Lora properly

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It seems cool

ocean oar
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Those and a few others

glacial knot
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do they have prices somewhere? All I see is "contact sales" which is usually: if you have to ask...

ocean oar
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It was the brand one of the local network / wireless resellers had. Expensive, but not unreasonably so (to be fair I've also bought almost all of it when on sale).

blazing musk
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You can bodge something together with Meshtastic if you're diy-inclined

glacial knot
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I'm fine with my zigbee stuff so far

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I don't have long distances in my apartment o.0

blazing musk
#

It uses LoRa but its own mesh protocol instead of LoRaWAN

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And has MQTT bridging

#

If you go that route look into the RAK Wireless WisBlock Meshtastic Starter Kit for building units.

clear ferry
#

I get 25m with ZigBee

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But my testing with lora gave me 800m or so with receiver inside a RF shielded car and sender inside my house

clear ferry
#

My five year old daughter just said she can't get her wired earplugs to fit, turns out she's tried to put the outside bit inside the ear

#

How I can tell, there is earwax on the outside

red rock
#

sounds like someone needs to clean their ears

clear ferry
#

Yes, like my wife says, "you are the dumbest smart person i know"

#

I can fix a 64 socket servers boot issues in 3 minutes, but I still manage to drill through a door because I don't notice the tape marking I'm using is moving with each use

solar zealot
#

Doing diy stuff is weird. One moment you look at parts and be like I can spend 5 bucks on this and then the 200$ cart hits you on checkout

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

I don't kink shame

#

Financial irresponsiblity fetish

solar zealot
#

It is very responsible to always buy new one use tools

#

That way you avoid having to check the isolations on wires

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:^)

clear ferry
#

I have at least 2 of every tool

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Some probably 4

solar zealot
#

If id somehow end up with having friends and they all need to borrow the same tool, id better be prepared

clear ferry
#

I'm imagining having friends you say

umbral cliff
clear ferry
#

Because I lost 3 more outside somewhere yes

umbral cliff
solar zealot
gleaming crater
solar zealot
#

I always wonder how they manage to climb that high for no apparent reason

gleaming crater
#

They have some fierce claws anyways

solar zealot
#

Yea

gleaming crater
#

I always bump into them at my place once a year around the time change, we come out to potty the dogs and they're caught off guard by us up at that time

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Other than the time I saw one in my side yard in broad daylight with a bloody stump for a tail just rooting around digging up the ground

last cedar
solar zealot
#

Stuff just happens and I am not the one judging

gleaming crater
prisma briar
#

I started out with the intent of patching some nail holes and hanging some shelves in a laundry room and it turned into realizing everything could be moved to my garage just by moving some connections over to the other side of a wall, which led to me adding a heater and reading up on what I needed to do to bring my laundry electrical up to code which led to me running a new circuit and a grounding wire for an existing circuit.

last cedar
solar zealot
#

You can wire an esp to it to make it smart

iron granite
#

Nailgun, ESP,...

gleaming crater
solar zealot
#

Much more efficient

last cedar
#

@gleaming crater I did my own, happy how it turned out

iron granite
last cedar
gleaming crater
last cedar
#

Needs a little more work

gleaming crater
#

lol

last cedar
#

Is the actual pic 🙂

prisma briar
#

My house has this annoying plastic siding that doesn't actually rigidly connect to the wall at all, it slots into covers on the side and interlocks with eachother, but each segment can slide around an inch or so.

gleaming crater
prisma briar
#

No, I don't think it's low quality, just a weird system of mounting.

gleaming crater
#

My house just has 40 year old cedar siding, the south wall has been baked to death

prisma briar
#

And it's really obnoxious to put one of those panels back on without taking off an entire wall's worth of panels, took me like an hour last time I had to

#

I think there's some tool for it I don't have

gleaming crater
#

lol probably

#

I’m finally on the cusp of being able to say “turn on the house party” and having it start the music and make all the lights blink to the beat

prisma briar
#

I looked into that but lights with low enough latency to do that seemed too expensive/complicated to use as general lighting. I wanted something I could fall back and just use a wall switch for if my smart stuff ever failed

gleaming crater
#

Yeah for sound reactive it’s gotta be WiFi-based with UDP control or hue entertainment

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Diyhye can emulate entertainment mode with HA devices via web socket tho

prisma briar
#

I was looking into running ARGBWW strips along the edges of rooms with controllers that could react

gleaming crater
#

WLED is your jam

prisma briar
#

I have a couple WLED lights already

gleaming crater
#

I just installed LedFx as a service to drive them

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It’s got api hooks to start scenes and stuff

prisma briar
#

I 3D printed some house numbers and put argb strips in them so they can do patterns

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Would post a pic but don't want to literally post my address online, lol

gleaming crater
#

I need to do that, nobody can see my numbers currently

prisma briar
#

I was considering setting up an integration to read my texts from Google Voice to determine when food is being delivered to automatically turn them on at night

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Otherwise I'm planning on keeping them really dim or completely off unless a motion sensor is activated

#

I was also probably going to do things like make them show festive patterns on hoildays

gleaming crater
#

I’d use my frigate integration to trigger something like that I think

#

And yeah ledfx will do all that on demand

#

They have an HA addon too I believe but not sure how up to date it is

prisma briar
#

Yea, eventually I'm going to remove all my outdoor motion sensors and move to just Frigate.

#

I want to use the motion sensors indoors

#

I could do that now, now that I think about it.

#

It's all already installed.

gleaming crater
#

I use my outdoor motion sensors primarly for lux readings actually

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and use that to switch camera day/nigh profiles automatically

#

the day is nigh? lol

prisma briar
#

I have one in a sunroom that I'm going to switch over to for lux readings

#

I am using my front yard one for that right now though

#

I only have my outdoor lighting automations check it before turning lights on

gleaming crater
#

Yeah it was fun trying to flip camera profiles based on lux, if you're early/late you blind the camera

prisma briar
#

I just use automatic brightness leveling security cameras

#

They have IR LEDs on them for night too

gleaming crater
#

Yeah I have amcrest and the automatic modes are kinda meh

#

out of the box they want to lower the FPS at night, turning moving objects into a blurry smear

prisma briar
#

I have Amcrest ones and have been happy with them so far.

gleaming crater
#

I was able to get much better results with manually configured profiles for day/night, it's just too dumb to even auto switch outside of a schedule

prisma briar
#

I should say I've been happy with the non-cloud Amcrest cameras, their cloud ones are a joke and nobody should ever buy them.

gleaming crater
#

lol true

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I use the smartpss desktop software to configure mine

#

Makes up for the lack of web interface anyways

prisma briar
#

I just don't configure the one cloud camera I have. It has an RTSP feed by default I have Frigate watching and I set my gateway to forward all NTP requests from it directly to my NTP server so the clock on it would be right but I didn't have to give it any internet access.

gleaming crater
#

ahh yeah you can change the ntp on those via the app or api

#

I pointed mine to my firewall

prisma briar
#

I never set up their app

#

It looked like spyware

gleaming crater
#

I use smartpss, the dahua version lol

#

And yeah it's some chineesium for sure

prisma briar
#

Also their camera was trying to push out like 10Mbps over the internet constantly when it had access, even with no account set up

#

So no internet access for it

gleaming crater
#

Yeah they even leave the socket open long term on those so just adding a firewall rule without resetting states won't drop it offline

prisma briar
#

I set up a dedicated camera vlan that has never had internet access

#

And has that ntp forward on it

gleaming crater
#

I never setup the NTP forward because I changed their configs, but I do forward dns like that

#

too many devices that think they can just go around my dns these days

prisma briar
#

I don't think I have any devices that ignore DNS in use

#

None of my IoT crap has internet access at all though

clear ferry
#

@young sigil can confirm the ring is pretty safe tbh,the antenna appears to only beam downwards from the ring, so I can't trigger it with any reader at all from the side, only way to trigger it is to bend my finger at the joint and press it against a reader

gleaming crater
clear ferry
#

Is it true that in the us smart TVs have built in ads?

prisma briar
#

Some specific ones do

#

Mostly the really really cheap ones, or anything made by Samsung

#

The only thing like ads my LG TV has is new show suggestions it pulls from installed streaming services

#

It's also been good about honoring my DNS settings

gleaming crater
#

Some brands are now running content ID on the tv, taking screen snaps every second

clear ferry
#

LOL

#

What a boring dystopia

prisma briar
#

My LG offers that to 'show interactive content related to the video' but there's a toggle to turn it off.

gleaming crater
#

How else do you get a 55" tv for $149 lol

prisma briar
#

Kinda hidden but it's there

gleaming crater
#

My advice is never let your tv on the internet

#

My tv supposedly had a bad firmware update after the warranty was expired

prisma briar
#

I'd just spend more money and buy a nice (non-samsung) TV instead of an ad-subsidized billboard to put in your house.

gleaming crater
#

That was killing peoples tvs

#

Problem is dumb tvs cost wayyyyyy more

prisma briar
#

I really can't stress how awful Samsung manages their TV OS.

gleaming crater
#

Because it's the product, not you

prisma briar
#

Nicer smart tvs also have less of that crap in my experience

gleaming crater
#

That too

prisma briar
#

Again, excluding Samsung

gleaming crater
#

I like my LG OLED, but the built in UI is pretty crap and I never use it

prisma briar
#

I've never had issues with the UI on mine

gleaming crater
#

I'm just literally never going to use built in streaming apps I guess

#

And I didn't get the mouse remote nonsense lol

prisma briar
#

I rooted my TV and set up a program on it to send the coordinates for that cursor to my PC so I can control my PC with it

#

Also remapped the streaming app buttons on the remote to control lights

gleaming crater
#

I just did the basic androidtv integration with mine so I could sync bias lighting with it's power state, I've got a harmony to add extra buttons lol

#

My wife was mindblown when I put the living room shades on the tv remote

prisma briar
#

LG TVs don't run Android

gleaming crater
#

oh yeah the webos integration

#

I use the android one for my actual streaming boxen

prisma briar
#

I tried a Chromecast on my TV for a bit but I found it to be slower than the built-in OS and also it was riddled with ads

gleaming crater
#

I use an unlocked formuler box, it's pretty nice to have a box that doesn't want to show me any ads

#

Even has it's own app store to install SmartTubeNext for no youtube adds

prisma briar
#

I have a PC hooked up to my TV too, I only actually use the built-in streaming apps for streaming services that limit their stream quality on PC

#

Or if I want to watch a Dolby Vision movie

clear ferry
#

I haven't used the smart function on my TVs since probably 2015 or so, just hooked up apple tvs to them

#

gonna replace the main one with a shield now to test out

prisma briar
#

I had no intention of using the apps on my LG when I got it but when I tried them they weren't bad. Also the apps on LG work with the gyro in the remote so typing to search for a show is way faster.

gleaming crater
#

What, you don't want to let your TV send voice searches to the mystery cloud???

prisma briar
#

The stupid voice assistant on LG was always like 5x louder than any other sound so whenever I accidentally hit that button it'd just start screaming at me

#

That was what motivated me to root it at first

#

I don't think I've ever once purposefully attempted to interact with it's voice features

gleaming crater
#

The only reason I'd consider rooting would be for that built-in ambilight stuff

dusky plank
#

Rooted lg tvs are great

prisma briar
#

I want to set up hyperion lighting at some point

dusky plank
#

Custom button mappings, the ambilight stuff, youtube adfree apps and in general any website you like

prisma briar
#

I put a startup script on mine to sent a WoL packet to my htpc and set my htpc to watch for when the TV quits pinging and go to sleep

gleaming crater
#

Noice

#

I just watch my streaming box state to control other lights/audio nodes nearby

last cedar
prisma briar
#

I at one point played with using Hyperion to send a video feed to a remote PC I was able to record. It was sending raw uncompressed video though so I couldn't get the framerate above like 10fps.

#

That's captured right off my rooted C1

gleaming crater
#

Hmm interesting

prisma briar
#

I wanted to try making it record to a local file on a USB drive to see if it could keep up but I got a capture card instead and never bothered testing that.

gleaming crater
#

Is it just a raw frame dump or can it encode to something useful for transport

prisma briar
#

Hyperion was sending full RGB for each pixel. I have no idea if the TV can encode video at an acceptable rate, I kind of doubt it.

#

Hyperion is meant to send like a 1:20 scale image just for edge lighting so it wasn't really made with this in mind

#

But you can set the scale to whatever you want

#

It's an alternative system to ambilight

gleaming crater
#

I'd have to replace the strip on my tv now, I got a free inovelli strip led for buying so many switches

#

But that one is about as dumb as they come

prisma briar
#

Lol, I ordered some batteries from Home Depot and for some reason they sent them with their appliance delivery team, so a semi truck is going to have to make a loop around my street to give me a battery for my drill.

#

Oh, I bet the capacity I ordered is too high for traditional shipping

#

They're 216Wh batteries

gleaming crater
#

Yeah you can only ground ship lithium batteries, it's a pain

prisma briar
#

I think most couriers cap out at 100Wh for ground shipping even

#

For Lithium at least

static schooner
#

they once sent a couple of guys in a truck to deliver my grill cover

hoary fulcrum
#

Hello,
Do you know if it is possible to use another zigbee door sensor? Are they same?
https://community.home-assistant.io/t/gas-meter-from-xiaomi-aqara-door-sensor-zigbee/348032

clever mortar
#

They're all much the same inside

primal laurel
#

Yeah should work

clear ferry
#

sensor is sensor

#

at least for ha

#

even more so with mqtt

primal laurel
#

This is about the magnet, not the HA a
part 😅

hard trellis
iron granite
#

And it lacks raccoons

hard trellis
primal laurel
#

You need to pay the raccoon tax

gleaming crater
#

Am I doing it right?

static schooner
#

That kid is getting beaten up, that's for sure

#

Or kidnapped and brought to a furry convention

clear ferry
iron granite
clever mortar
#

I remember when that made the news

gleaming crater
#

I just locked in a DJ for my NYE party I'm stoked

iron granite
#

You locked in a DJ... isn't that illegal?

gleaming crater
#

Lol I had to pay him so there's that

iron granite
ocean oar
tidal bronze
#

@forest edge so all set to watch TV NYE? 🤣

forest edge
tidal bronze
#

Sad

forest edge
#

why is that sad?

#

it's new years.. not some rare event lol

tidal bronze
#

I understand, house to barn, barn to house. TV sounds amazing

forest edge
#

just got a new tv.. it does look amazing

#

not thrilled with dolby atmos tho

#

the sound changes are a bit annoying imo

tidal bronze
#

Reflective or direct drive ATMOS?

forest edge
#

no idea.. all built into the tv

tidal bronze
#

Oh reflective 🤣

forest edge
#

i don't do that sound shit like "some" people do

tidal bronze
#

If Aquaman sound track doesn't make you a new person.
, problem is with your drivers and delivery not ATMOS 😀

forest edge
#

you should spend more time smelling flowers and less cuddling speakers

tidal bronze
#

LMAO

#

DV as well?

forest edge
#

dv?

tidal bronze
forest edge
#

yea

#

i don't know what that is.. but yea it has that on the box

tidal bronze
#

Dynamic Metadata

forest edge
#

dobly vision iq whatever that is

#

i bought it cause it was a google tv since android tv's are more rare thinking it would have some neat features

#

now after having to jump through some adb hoops.. i'm not as impressed lol

tidal bronze
#

That's no fun

#

Happy with shield integration with HA but rarely use it.

forest edge
#

shield isn't as limited plus not sure it runs the same android variation tv's do

tidal bronze
#

No idea. If there's a TV, there's a shield. Only way. Lol

forest edge
#

your shields are old, do they even ever update the interface?

tidal bronze
#

Last update was sometime ago. As long as, 4K playback is flawless and decodes ATMOS like butter, shield it is.

forest edge
#

prob like android 11

#

this tv is 12 and I don't care so much for the changes lol

#

hope it gets android 14

#

hmm i just looked it up.. they say the shield chokes some in 4k

tidal bronze
#

Never. I run all pros.

forest edge
#

I still think the interface for roku is better. as far as ease of use etc anyways

tidal bronze
#

Never used Roku, but seen at hotels. UI of choice for them 😀

forest edge
#

roku is kind of like apple in the sense that it just works with ll the apps available regardless what device you have

#

android sucks bad in that regard

#

this tv i got can't even download the spectrum tv app

oblique lava
tidal bronze
forest edge
iron granite
golden wing
#

the most cursed way to get a longer ethernet cable

#

||this is temporary||

young sigil
#

I've seen this done (by a contractor in a permanent install) with 3M Scotchloks 🫤

#

Oh! So that's why it won't support Gb Ethernet.

golden wing
#

😆

blazing musk
static schooner
#

Same, but was in college. And mostly by trial and error 🙂

ocean oar
#

I owned one of those long-ass parallel port null modem cables that'd get you about 1.2Mbps between two PCs using the "direct cable connection" thing in Windows

#

Was great before I owned any PC with a network card, let alone a switch

forest edge
brisk glen
clear ferry
forest edge
#

whoa atx got his own movie. nice. https://youtu.be/pYul82i1b0g?si=9EZKbymkdykl91Y4

An American family fulfills their dream of returning to their roots after inheriting a remote cabin in the mountains of Norway. However, they're in for a big surprise when they arrive. An elf with a nasty temper lives in the house's barn. When the family starts to infuriate the mythical creature, a bloody and brutal struggle for survival ensues.

▶ Play video
low harness
forest edge
#

confused how that would annoy people

low harness
#

Some audiophiles have aneurysms about it.

young sigil
#

That's fine, as long as they are oxygen free mahogany wire nuts.

forest edge
#

@tidal bronze

primal laurel
#

This toilet is running android

solar zealot
#

"you need an active Google one subscription to use this toilet"

prisma briar
#

"Software update failed, this toilet is unable to be driven"

static schooner
#

You can use the toilet after you watch these ads, or pay $2.99 for ad-free

dusky plank
#

Why is toilet screen broken

#

Must‘ve been a hard session

clear ferry
low harness
#

There you go.

clear ferry
#

I'm not an audiophile, but I'm genuinely curious why you would need to extend speaker cables in a normal household

prisma briar
#

I think I bought a 50m spool when I wired mine and it was entirely too much for 7 speakers.

clear ferry
#

Yeah, my old 5.1 was probably around 40m total to hide the rear cables, no extensions though

gleaming crater
#

The only time I used up 50m of audio cable was running from the living room out to the back deck for another audio zone

iron granite
#

I always connect my optical cables with twist wire nuts

clear ferry
#

Fun fact, windows is so ridiculously sensitive to drive issues that they will often be the only systems affected by for example a knot on a fiber cable

#

Or any other underlying storage transport issues

prisma briar
#

It's not too bad if there's no paging file on the drive but if there is, yea, it'll bsod at the drop of a hat

#

I had the fun job of swapping a bunch of wire nuts out with butt splices a couple days ago because the previous homeowner joined a bunch of copper and aluminum in wire nuts. Only one was crispy though.

#

Specifically the 30A line running to the dryer had copper pigtails on aluminum line in completely inadequate wire nuts

winged obsidian
#

Built 1969?

prisma briar
#

1972

solar zealot
#

windows ™️

clear ferry
prisma briar
#

Or there's a single brand of NEC approved ones for aluminum+copper connections but it caps out at 10awg and my dryer is on 8awg

#

The way aluminum expands and shrinks as it heats supposedly wreaks havoc on wire nuts

clear ferry
#

Which is why wago is far superior

#

But Americans hate this one trick

prisma briar
#

None of the wagos I saw in stock were rated for aluminum

clear ferry
prisma briar
#

4 mm²

8awg is 10mm²

clear ferry
#

I can't say I have ever seen aluminium conductors, and I can't remember them being mentioned in my classes at all

#

You Americans and your weird awgs

prisma briar
#

Pure aluminum wiring used to be a lot more common, I think they use alloys now that get around most of the issues with using straight aluminum.

#

My 30a 240v dryer doesn't even have a ground wire running to it (as was the normal practice at the time), older generations had no idea how the fuck to run wires safely.

clear ferry
#

@low harness probably uses only aluminium

#

Cable guy number one

low harness
#

Never for anything at home. Can't solder aluminium.

prisma briar
#

Ground wires weren't required for dryers until 1996

low harness
#

For the big stuff, though. Yes.

clear ferry
low harness
#

Above 3000 mm² cross section, definitely.

clear ferry
prisma briar
#

All of my 15/20a circuits have been copper everywhere I've looked, I was actually rather surprised to see aluminum running to the dryer.

#

I was expecting copper

#

Going to take my electrical panel cover off and review all the connections on it with a thermal camera tomorrow

clear ferry
#

Does your drier pull that amperage? I have a big model and it pulls max 550w

prisma briar
low harness
#

W / Hr?

prisma briar
#

idk on that

#

The max it can pull on that circuit per code is like 5700

prisma briar
#

I don't think mine ever actually pulls 5300w but it definitely can pump out a couple thousand.

#

For the outlet it's intended to hook up to to be up to code it needs to be rated to handle 30A

#

And since I'm moving it I need to retrofit in a ground wire for it

#

Only legal as-is if I just don't touch it

#

Thankfully I only need to run a single strand of copper about 30' for it

clear ferry
#

The washer and drier share a 10a circuit

prisma briar
#

Does it take like 6 hours per load or something?

primal laurel
#

heat pump dyers can also save you quite some electricity

clear ferry
#

It takes 2-3h per full load

#

I have two kids, I don't have a lot of time

prisma briar
#

My dryer finishes most loads in like 45 minutes to an hour, maybe 90 minutes if I'm drying heavy blankets or something.

#

If I'm just washing a single set of clothes I can wash and dry them within an hour

clear ferry
#

Yeah, I can wait for that, my washes takes 90m for a big load if I run it in fast mode, 140m normal speed

#

Yeah, single set of clothes would be 30-40m

#

Total

#

My washer has a 15m program and the drier would take probably 15-20m

#

That never happens though, I usually wash 5-6 baskets per week, if it is a calm week

prisma briar
#

I only do my own clothes, I wash maybe three baskets a week, and half of that is bed sheets.

#

I do often wash just a couple things if I want a specific shirt or something that's dirty but don't have enough for a full load

#

Hmm

#

My washing machine had a recall where the machine was wearing through a wire and causing fires that they patched through a software update...

static schooner
#

Is there anything that software can't do?

clear ferry
#

then die

sterile lake
#

Hello everyone,
A friend of mine recently asked me whether HA can also be used to automate a process that can be used to purchase items. A bot that performs the purchase process, only with the possibilities of Home-Assistant, so that you still keep the process under control (creation / update of entities, use of automations for the purchase process).
Is there anyone who could support him here? The time spent would of course be fairly remunerated.

iron granite
#

So he/she wants his/her smarthome to control all the smart gadgets at home and purchase stuff itself?

static schooner
#

What could go wrong?

#

SkyNet

ocean oar
sterile lake
iron granite
#

No smarthome solution. You might want to look into a ERP system

#

Or an inventory management system

sterile lake
#

OK Thx

clear ferry
low harness
#

More like 576

#

The alt-text is a classic reference too.

Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'

umbral cliff
solar zealot
#

I had that recently when the driver's of my Nas were messed up

#

It also happens for local drive latency, like when it gets too warm

#

Or simply when it's fully utilized

prisma briar
#

I'd guess part of the purpose of the new context menus in Windows 11 is to try to get away from that problem by not allowing the context menu to have shell extensions

#

That's why I've been generally onboard with them, though their execution is mediocre.

blazing musk
static schooner
#

It can apparently stop wires from rubbing together, so that can't be far behind

distant jewel
blazing musk
#

Guessing the software fix is "detect state that indicates failure and stop running"

#

"Service Now"

#

Pretty sure GM was looking for that magic bullet before they decided to replace every Bolt EV battery in existence

ocean oar
#

It's funnier though to think that they've introduced the anti-Stuxnet, of subtly re-tuning the motor of the washing machine to avoid whatever probable resonance caused it to contact the wires

#

I think you're probably right, but I prefer that version

static schooner
#

That...would be awesome

blazing musk
#

VFD in our Kenmore washer triggers AFCI. I have a filter I want to install inline on the appliance cord but for now I've swapped for a standard breaker.

ocean oar
#

Weirdly it's not even out of the realm of possibility, since a lot of modern appliances do essentially have VFDs controlling the motor (most of them brand it "inverter"), so there is a very real chance of reducing its peak frequency from say 60Hz to 59.8Hz

#

That seems less than ideal

soft oar
#

apple developers consider how things work outside the US challenge

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homekit garage door openers look like overhead doors that get raised

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can't make them look like this

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for now matter avoids this problem by not supporting any kind of motorized doors 🙃

static schooner
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I always wonder if my washing machine is smart enough to spin up such that it doesn't walk across the room. If it gets out of balance, it tends to stop and slow down and then slowly speed up

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I think there's some intelligence in there

blazing musk
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Yeah. And if it can't go slow enough ours triggers an error "UE"

blazing musk
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🤣 but our cat sits on the dryer exhaust tube and pulls it off instead.

soft oar
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oh no

blazing musk
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Thankfully it's electric so no CO hazard

ocean oar
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The laundry is one room our cats have weirdly shown no interest in

umbral cliff
soft oar
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what's the homekit service for Gate Opener? 😄

tidal bronze
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@umbral cliff was crusing along and suddenly realized what a horrible person I am. 🤣

umbral cliff
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Also try not to hit anyone, given at grade intersections exist on some of the highways here

soft oar
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what is that app

tidal bronze
umbral cliff
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Also using your phone whilst driving
Classy
And stupid

tidal bronze
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Was not actively driving cruise was set at 120mph

umbral cliff
tidal bronze
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No.

umbral cliff
tidal bronze
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Self driving right?

umbral cliff
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You said cruise control not self driving
But pretty sure in no jurisdiction does self driving mean the driver shouldn't be paying attention anymore

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It's far from trusted

tidal bronze
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It's always on that since I am on the phone.

umbral cliff
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Dangerous

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Guessing you happily drink and drive too
Since the car is driving who cares if you're drunk

tidal bronze
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None of that Tesla stuff though 🤣

soft oar
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@umbral cliff and using an app and expensive device to be warned of speed-limit-enforcement radars!

static schooner
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I think the days of radar detectors are kinda gone

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Apps and eyeballs these days

tidal bronze
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Not really. Laser and Ka band is must

soft oar
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a must for breaking the rules without getting caught

tidal bronze
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JBV1 mixes crowd sourcing, air tickets and radar together.

static schooner
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Laser hits the car they're aiming at

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You're cooked

tidal bronze
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Nopes

soft oar
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while you're at it you could buy one of those devices that flips your license plate around to show a different number, I'm sure they're totally legal

tidal bronze
soft oar
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you sure put a lot of effort into driving dangerously

tidal bronze
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Dangerously, never.

soft oar
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189km/h

umbral cliff
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I presume speed of sound is when it becomes dangerous for him

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For anyone else on the road, hope you notice and move out of the way fast

static schooner
prisma briar
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RF/Radar jammers for sure are

tidal bronze
umbral cliff
glacial knot
umbral cliff
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hes doing it whilst trusting self driving and texting on his phone

glacial knot
umbral cliff
glacial knot
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😂 Drivers
Though it's always obvious that the highest danger ones are the ones that never drive fast

umbral cliff
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Full self driving is still best guess

umbral cliff
# glacial knot those do

And the law in the US/ Germany allows a driver to be playing on their phone or asleep whilst the car takes them from point a to b with no monitoring required? Operating at double the speed limit?

glacial knot
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What speed limit? 😂

umbral cliff
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This is the US hes in, not germany

glacial knot
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And in the L3 conditions, it does

umbral cliff
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Judging from the screenshot, 70mph

umbral cliff
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I wouldn't trust a driver with L3 driving

glacial knot
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It's only 2 vendor sso far
And both only in their home country and afaik California. But L3 autonomy is on the roads

rough crater
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what L3 system allows going that fast?

glacial knot
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None on roads

rough crater
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the car knows what the speed limit is

umbral cliff
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I am confused

glacial knot
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You are conflating 2 things

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and I'm just not untangling them for you

umbral cliff
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No you're being annoying

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You're saying what quad is doing is perfectly fine (texting whilst driving at 180kmh) because L3 self driving exists

golden wing
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this is neat, haven't thought to enable this entity until now but since i'm powering my home assistant yellow with PoE, I can pretty easily make Home Assistant track its own power usage lol

glacial knot
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No

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You said there's no way looking away is allowed at all

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and then started moving goal posts

umbral cliff
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You said the cars aren't on the road

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Therefore the jurisdiction hasn't allowed any everyday person to use it yet

glacial knot
umbral cliff
glacial knot
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Yes

umbral cliff
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so this none isn't no

glacial knot
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Have you tried reading? 🤔

umbral cliff
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Have you tried being nice?

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Or understandable

glacial knot
umbral cliff
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Plus fuck L3 driving, drivers are inattentive enough, having another layer of not caring and people will not be able to respond to cases on the road

glacial knot
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You are still utterly wrong claiming no market has systems where drivers are allowed to take eyes off the road

umbral cliff
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didn't think they had gotten that far yet that they were starting to be sold with it

static schooner
glacial knot
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They are still very limited
In both features (essentially traffic jam assistants only) and jurisdictions (respective home country and 1 or 2 states)

glacial knot
static schooner
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Yep

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Hilarious! Look how bad this death trap is that we're riding in!

rough crater
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Tesla FSD is embarrassing, always has been, always will be

static schooner
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Lemme take a video and post it!

umbral cliff
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let alone fully trusting a car

glacial knot
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I remember a lecture I sat in, half a decade ago or so
And the prof pointed out that TSLA is trying to build a mostly working product and then probably bully lawmakers into making an unsafe system legal
While all established car manufacturers are building up driver assistant systems step by step to have reliable save self driving capabilities in the future

And we are now starting to see he was right. And the slow and steady behemoth will likely overtake in usability soon

rough crater
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the most embarrassing thing is that Tesla’s AP hasn’t gotten meaningfully better in 5+ years

glacial knot
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I'm looking forward to see what their robot will do

umbral cliff
glacial knot
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autonomous tandem though 🤔

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fwiw. The robot does look very impressive
but it's elon, so I don't trust it in the least bit

static schooner
# glacial knot I'm looking forward to see what their robot will do

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Saw that on John Oliver. Couldn't believe it

glacial knot
umbral cliff
glacial knot
static schooner
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'Robots' and 'claws' in the same sentence. Excellent

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That's exactly what robots need

umbral cliff
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Lets give robots chainsaws next

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Maybe lasers
Or guns

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Actually its elon

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Guns and more guns

glacial knot
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I don't think I've seen guns. I've seen all the other suggestions

umbral cliff
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Guns for eyes, guns for fingers

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Guns for toes

static schooner
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Shitty flamethrowers

glacial knot
umbral cliff
glacial knot
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boring company flame throwers?

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He has the inventory

static schooner
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Collectors items now

glacial knot
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meh, they don't post salary ranges on their careers page

static schooner
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That's law now in CA

glacial knot
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Jup. but it's all Nevada and Texas :/

static schooner
glacial knot
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For which position?
But that's aweful

static schooner
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Lots in CA

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yeah. It was for a technician

glacial knot
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I was looking at boring company, not tesla. Makes sense

static schooner
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Embedded dev:

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That's going away

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Nobody should be looking for a job at the boring company now 🙂

glacial knot
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🤷 not going to work for either

static schooner
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Good decision

golden wing
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i never even considered this was an option since i bought a "dumb" UPS

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home assistant is awesome

forest edge
tidal bronze
forest edge
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? you took that ss while driving that speed and switched it to km just for the aussie?

tidal bronze
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You know how we roll down in Westside 🤣

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Glad I didn't post a 230

forest edge
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aren't you getting to the age where the reaction time to deal with shit in the road might be a little slow while distracted driving?

tidal bronze
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Car was driving 😀

forest edge
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didn't you buy something other than a tesla?

tidal bronze
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Oh not Tesla, that's not my style

forest edge
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wait, I didn't think self driving cars were able to do that at those speeds

tidal bronze
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Max I can do auto is 125mph

forest edge
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that makes no sense.. why is that possible?

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I could see 85 tops

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I have to use cruise control just to maintain 75 here on the highways otherwise I start to lag behind

tidal bronze
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80 would be minimum

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It was raining cats and dogs up in Sonoma County today

glacial knot
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Mine disengages at 190km/h 😦

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which is mostly related to the radar range. They aren't suitable for high speeds

tidal bronze
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120mph not bad at all

umbral cliff
forest edge
forest edge
tidal bronze
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@forest edge dude don't jinx me. Don't even have a parking ticket. 🤣

forest edge
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just saying anything over 30mph during a wreck is quite scary and th faster you go, the less you see before the end lol

umbral cliff
tidal bronze