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So true
They were secretly open way early today I guess haha
2TB, what is this, storage for ants?
Well a microSD is the right size of an ant
Just finished my families Xmas White Elephant. I won back the Switchbot blind tilt that I contributed 😏
lol we are doing “homemade” this year… so I printed a moon lamp
Make sure you have a spot picked out for it 🙂
Ugh, recently outlook started complaining about that I have no storage
And I just remembered I have 3100 GitHub notifications and I get a mail for every update
Just have a timed rule to purge anything older than 30 days
The best part
All the mails go into a folder and I don't look at it
The folder existed before I became more active so I never figured this as a problem
Something about email is for boomers? lol
No I just use the GitHub app
Kids these days never will know mailing lists *grumpy noise*
I at least experienced IRC
Im so old I ran a 2 line BBS outta my bedroom
old! (kidding)
but a landline must've been more affordable back then..... the <word for nice people> at frontier were charging us 150 a month.
Leak detector?
Merry christmas everyone
If you look hard enough, you can find the raccoon in the picture
racoon settlement
dog damn catch 22, I wanted to get my P4 GPU to work, but it was a PITA on debian 6.1 and 6.5 kernel, so I wanted to try zabbly 6.6, but that breaks zfs 2.1 support since 6.6 and onwards require zfs 2.2
fucking shitshow
time to spin up one of my test servers and figure out a usable solution outside of prod
I synced it : D
Yes, this is actually an NE555, not a "Computer Chip" but that's not the name of the meme ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Note sharing something you wrote without any context in a discord and it being your first message can be taken as spam
Wow traffic. Something I basically never encounter 😛
3h one way 2h the other way for a 40km drive
Fun times
Not as bad as the record i have, 6.5h for one way same road
take a bicycle at that point
I did ride a bike in 2004 i remember
Yuck such a long drive too
thankfully I only bother going to oslo once every two months or so
Just live in a city
Simple
Compared to 7-8 hours for a 700km+ drive that I did last week lol
Cities are good
cities are shite
yea, masochists are a thing

Eh
I like living in a city. Having everything close by to me and being in the centre of everything
I live 3 minutes from a store, 15 minutes from a megastore, 20 minutes from the main country airport and 30 minutes from the capitol
I'm grand
yea, while it's further distance, time management wise I live closer to most things than if I lived in the city (assuming I dono't pay x5 to be in center, but only about x2)
I'm 15 minute walk from the city centre
Have plenty of restaurants and cafes close by. 3 major shopping centres within 15 minute drive, 1 3 minutes away or 15 minute drive
Plus I like being in the middle of everything going on
Yeah I can probably get to 4-5 shopping centers in less than 20
still live in the middle of farmland
I couldn't deal with living in the middle of farmland lol
like said, masochists
Merry Christmas from down under all
tell us if tomorrow is great
merry chrysler to y'all
+11 o.0
That's east coast Australia for you
do you even have cities there?
I thought you got Sydney and outback
Wait, Sydney is on the east coast?
I think I realized that before....
I always think it's nort west
also, y'all got some great naming sense https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Mile_Beach
Our one in NZ is better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninety_Mile_Beach,_New_Zealand
It's called 90 mile beach, naturally because it's 55 miles long.
Te-Oneroa-a-Tōhē / Ninety Mile Beach is on the western coast of the far north of the North Island of New Zealand. The beach is actually 88 kilometres (55 miles) long. Its southern end is close to the headland of Tauroa Point, to the west of Ahipara Bay, near Kaitaia. From there it sweeps briefly northeast before running northwest along the Aupōu...
I was looking for that one
I knew that existed
Didn't know where
I do like how neither of them are remotely accurate, but the gross overestimate of ours is probably funnier
I made remote:
Nice, I have a similar one that I use a lot: (The junk at the bottom needs some cleanup)
Ew shitney
We have a few cities in Australia. I would never live in Sydney though or Brisbane
Imma just drop this here, if you'd prefer something not made from 4,000 buttons: https://github.com/usernein/tv-card
fwiw it needed a buttload of yaml, because apparently the remote control signals for Sony android TVs are all wacky
Why
I don't like Sydney
Eh. It's OK to visit. The Western Suburbs are a blight on the Earth though.
That escalated quickly
🦝
Does anyone know in Ventoy works with legacy BIOS or only with UEFI?
just use clonezilla, it supports everything
Ventoy works with UEFI, I use it all the time for UEFI
Clonezilla really as simple? Just dump onto a usb and boot any ISOs?
Thanks. That answers the opposite of my question perfectly! 😉
I misread whoops
It also works with legacy
Sorry 😛
No worries. I too am blind from time to time.
Have used it on legacy too
Thank!
I blame the alcohol from christmas day
Woah! That was easy!
Oh, I thought ventoy was the one that did disk cloning online
And there we go.
debian live boot
fsck -yf
reconnect everything
Internet back up
Christmas saved the day after celebrations
So glad I had a backup consumer router in a drawer when everything crashed at 2am christmas eve...
And a tiny bit disappointed it was so easy to fix... I would have liked to take this opportinity to switch to opnsense
Does anyone know if the netgear sx10(gs110mx?) Just utilizes a 1gbit link between both 10gbit and all 1gbit ports?
@last cedar
I spent this time setting up a networked white noise sleep machine audio source (delivered via Snapcast) complete with automation to turn it on at bedtime… I just realized I handcuffed myself from ever changing any network settings while the wife is asleep….
Getting up before the wife is my prime maintenance window lol
If your 10g switch only has a 1g backplane I'd throw it in the trash lol
Usually in the specs they'll list the maximum switching rate
It lists about 56gbit there but it isn't specific whether or not this applies to in-between the higher and normal speed ports
No idea how 8gbit+2 10gbit would make 56gbit but yea
Oh no wait it's a full duplex link
Always forget about that
So that would be 40+16 then at least
what do you mean, cisco nexus 7000 with blocking asics, they are such great wow
Sadly there aren't that many desktop switches with more than 2 10gbit out there
In fact the only I can remember is the ubiquity ons
yuckuity
Merry Xmas peeps
@tidal bronze did Santa bring you coal and seaweed for Xmas?
Seaweed and COB leds🤶
What do you need, ports-wise?
Mikrotik have some, but seem to have skewed too far in the other direction; can get an 8×SFP+ with only 1× 1Gb RJ45: https://mikrotik.com/product/crs309_1g_8s_in
You can run it from PoE on that 1Gb port though, so I guess that's nice?
It's stretching the definition of "desktop switch" a smidgen, I guess. There's a 4+1 version too though: https://mikrotik.com/product/crs305_1g_4s_in
that is quite interesting, i suppose i could buy sfp+ rj45 modules with 10gbit to make this work
that would be about 350 ish bucks?
poe isnt really a must have for me as i would have no other gear like that
check FS.com for SFP+ modules
not sure what you're connecting, but if you're going local SFP+ port to SFP+ port use 10gb DACS rather than RJ45
yea no this is connecting rooms over the good ol ethernet cables ^^
would at least be an option
corn on the cob leds huh
how midwestern sounding you are
Changing out most of the leds. Since there's nothing else to do with HA adding faucet temp notifications 🤣
I have both of those
Solid switches
RJ45 SFPs run real hot though, you'll overheat loading the 8+1 up with 8 RJ45 adapters
Burns aren't unheard of hot
The 10G-SFP-T copper transceiver module is a high performance integrated duplex data link for bi-directional communication over copper cable. It is specifically designed for high speed communication links that require 10 Gigabit Ethernet over Cat 6a/7 cable. This is the first SFP+ transceiver tha...
I use those for my SFPs, they're stable at 2.5Gbps and 1Gbps too.
I went through a lot of SFPs before I found ones actually stable at 2.5Gbps with my onboard realtek 2.5Gbps nic
i always wonder who at netgear thought they should passively cool those small switches with the least surface area possible
like even idle they cannot be touched
and thats just dual port 10gbit
Their warranty is one year and only offers a replacement. From an engineering perspective, that’s the requirement. From a consumer perspective…nope.
Redeeming Christmas presents 😂

happy festivus for the rest of us!
public rat. Yes
Looks like a trendnet, so I would also be disappointed
Why does updating rgb stuff take significantly longer than updating the bios. What even is this doing
It's updating red to v1.3
Lol led firmware
And if the led firmware has an issue it will prevent system bootup
That is hilarious
How long till someone exploits a system via the led driver
My wife bought me a nfc ring for Christmas, that is directly connected to my credit card, very nice, love it, also i always need new rings
their fix for the LogoFAIL issue was to remove the splash screen
people at asus just got a whole different thinking game going on
If I didn't already have a watch that did that that sounds pretty cool... is it sold by the credit card company?
My wife managed to find me one of those lego typewriter sets, I hear its like a 6-12hr build
Not finished yet
got another 8 drops to first floor, and 24 drops to cellar
But it is a start
Is all that chicken wire to keep the raccoons out? Or in?
No, free standing company that has a deal with 20 or so banks
My watch is no good, amazfit, only supports alipay
I don't even have a patch panel 
With my watch NFC I have to enable it (once a day I think) to prevent skimming. Does the ring have the same thing or is it always enabled?
Nope always enabled
Anyone here familiar with SAS? Looking for some advice for a server I just got
Reasonably. What are you trying to do?
SÆS
Apparently there are only 5 people in the office
so now I have an unlimited supply of oilballs
Right, I am distracting myself a lot
so I thought, let me use a pomodoro timer
and I kinda inverted it
I am distracting myself for 25 minutes to work 5 minutes
What are oilballs?
We generally close offices half a week before Christmas then open again second or third day after New year
I used to work Christmas before when we had on call still, great pay though, could rake in €2000-3000 extra working a few hours over Christmas
yep
Looks like our Futjes.
that sounds funny
It's Low German, a northern dialect. Those Futjes are also a traditional food around New Year.
Might have the similar origins.
looks very similar indeed
Usually with these similar dishes people know the dish as the other name
but in this case, never heard of it
Those used to be made in a special pan, which doesn't work with modern stoves. Now they are often fried in oil
we call them donut holes. /s
Makes sense, but does that mean you can then tap your watch whenever you want on the terminals?
I've been using my phone for payment for well over a year exclusively now, so the ring made sense to me, so I don't have to bring the phone nor find which pocket I put it in
I was going to get a watch for the next time I travel to do the beepy boop
Tell everyone where you wear the ring, though
I just swap between whatever is convenient, card or phone
One is in my left pocket, one is on my right
Never have to think
"our led bulbs will surely last for more that 25.000 hours"
4 out of 10 died within a year
Thats amazing that you crammed 25,000 hours of bulb on time into an 8766 hour year
/s
Did you buy LIFX cuz that’s what happened to mine
Ahahah
They prob woulda lasted a lot longer at less than full brightness too
Kinda like lithium batteries, use the whole capacity and you burn it up quicker
They should last for as long as they put on the box. They weren't expensive expensive but 10 bucks a lamp is still 20x the amount of the funky wire heater
Yeah that’s some BS I’d complain to the company
Not surprised they’re making them so cheap they don’t last
They’re hoping a year later you forget and buy more lol
Wouldn’t be the first time bulb manufacturers have colluded to reduce quality lol
I am tempted to buy some hues but I am not tempted to pay hue money for it
Maybe I can find some different 12w ones
Ikea sometimes will have cheap ass zigbee bulbs
I got some odd size ones for almost as cheap as non smart bulbs
Sadly I can't install smart switches
Whoever designs them clearly hasn't put one inside a wall
lol shallow boxes?
Not really, they are about 3 inch deep
I did 17 inovelli red when I bought my house a couple years ago
You really do have to wire them up and just shove like a truck
I tried with the sonoff mini (the white one with neutral)
Maybe the non neutral ones could work but if it can't act as router why bother
The inovelli ones don't need neutral and still do routing
Usually with non-neutral supported they just leak a watt of current thru the fixture to stay powered
And thats why you need a bypass if you have a very small load fixture so it doesn't light up the bulb
They should continue to work for switching the lights on and off
Sadly there aren't that many european one switch ones in a two or three unit row configuration
Mix and match would look wrong
Ahh yeah the euro markets is very limited compared to US selection
Probably have to wait a couple more decades
What about the shelly that hides in the box
beside it being wifi it's not really small enough
They do fit in the box but I can't fit the wires
They are chained on one circuit per floor so it's 9 wires per switch
Lolwtf
They really dropped every fixture back to the same switch instead of running in series?
No it's 3 wires in, 3 wires pass to another room and 3 wires to the fixtures
I haven't checked the three-way ones, there may be even more in there
So 3 hot, 3 neutral and 3 ground?
I know in the more crowded boxes I had to use a jumper wire off larger bundles
Yea pretty much
hot and neutral are switched, ground gets just bundled and passed
Hmm yeah maybe with some wire cleanup and some careful packing you could make it all fit
I'd probably just pay a pro on thumbtack tho if it was too much a pain lol
Sometimes that's hard to do without drywalls. I hardly got a Shelly i3 behind my livingroom switch.
Yeah I've yet to see a smart switch that wasn't filling up the box with hardly any room to spare
what you need room for if you have a smart switch already?
also in the us, swapping more modren single gang boxes with double boxes while leaving the second gang hidden behind the wall is pretty easy
not to mention the deep box options
It's Horstexplorer that couldn't get one into the box even
I wish Carlon made a deep version of their side volume box
All I can say is needle nose pliers are your friend for shoving wires back into the box
Accordion + Smush
Worst part is when it ends up crooked and you can't figure out how to straighten it out
lol I have a couple that are slightly to the left or right because that’s the best I could manage
update:
Driving like a maniac, no doubt 🙂
Speeding, not using turn signals, running over flowers, etc
I am creating a HA udemy course and with that I am building a landing page. The course is aimed towards not just beginners but also experienced users as the users are here.
Currently I would like to get feedback on:
- HA themed landing page
- what people are interested in
- quiz where users get to test their skill and the course adjusts based on the results
The design is still a little rough as it has no mobile and the scale is a little off, content will change a bit also. Your feedback is appreciated 🤩
Web site created using create-react-app
What are you paying for people to review your product and offer insight?
Nothing
Lol
Well your first question is wrong. It's not config.yaml. It is configuration.yaml
Thanks, that’s true
Lovelace is no longer a thing. Just called dashboards now.
The purpose of addons is to add 3rd party applications
A HA udemy course seems like it would be outdated in 6 months
I think it has been getting quite stable lately
This is nonsensical: "Which of the following is a valid platform for Home Assistant automations?" I give up. Not one actual valid question. So perfect for a udemy course.
It's a garbage platform that incentivizes people who don't know anything about a topic to push out confusing and worthless content in the hopes they can make a few bucks off of it.
Udemy isn't a good fit for HA and asking the community to more or less review a poorly done rewrite of the documentation, that's going to be outdated in six months and already exists in other maintained forms, just so you can get paid for it is lulzy.
The content was generated for the quiz as I was mostly focusing so far on the development of the landing page. I will write my own content obviously. Sorry for not being up front about
Did you just use an AI to write it?
The quiz yes
🤣
Oh that's why it is completely wrong.
I meant the feedback for the quiz, as in it would gauge the users understanding of HA. Then in the course page it would show more or less only the chapters that are relevant to each user
My feedback: Stop now.
As in course
Yes.
Yeah sorry, I am a engineer by profession and got a little carried away with building the landing page. Content was just there to fill the design and functionality. I wanted to show what is done so I don’t just keep developing in the dark 😅
That's stupid. Really reaaaaally stupid
If you leave the quiz, it restarts but you keep the points. So you can get all points by answering the first question again and again 😆
10/10 points with config.yaml
Oh, I'm wrong... I'm at 20 out of 10 points now
NEW HIGH SCORE!
First to 100 wins!!
By the way... I'm not too sure the HA logo can be used for commercial use by others than Home Assistant/Nabu Casa.
Or granted by them (like "Works with Home Assistant")
That’s good info, I was also looking at the copyright of the name
Please note that this logo is not released under the CC license. All rights reserved.
So... i'm going to run a massive light show, should I stop HA from polling state of those devices? My devices with esphome were twiddling state many times a second to the beat on my dashboard....
Unless you're talking 1000s of devices no
I mean it's 45 bulbs updating as much as 60 times/second
And going for hours on NYE
Just curious what tha'll do to the state database lol
60 times per second? How?
They all run lifx protocol
Which is a super lightweight udp packet structure for setting any/all values in a single message
I just added support for lifx to LedFx actually lol, I just gotta submit the pull request
A couple years back I ported the lifx control stack to esphome so I could run it on my cheap bulbs
But noawdays you can also run wled on anything esphome and get the same speed control stack with DDP
60 seems overkill
A lot of these effects aren't done with any kind of hardware transitions, the server is actually spraying out each discrete change it wants
So to even animate a led strip you've gotta update it at whatever framerate you're going for
Or even color/brightness fades
If you're going for sound reactive it's gotta be fast....
something neat i just realized i can do now that i have a rack with its own fans, and a PDU which can be integrated into home assistant
POE ESP32 with a temperature sensor running esphome, then an automation to kick on those fans when it gets too warm
which definitely beats always on like it currently is
To be fair, you can also do that 100% analogue
My rack came with 230VAC fans and a basic bi-metal thermostat. I swapped the fans for 24VDC Noctua "industrialPPC" ones, but just kept the thermostat
I think it's these ones I used https://noctua.at/en/nf-f12-industrialppc-24v-3000-sp-ip67-pwm
Conceived for industrial heavy-duty applications that require enhanced cooling performance and advanced ingress protection, the NF-F12 industrialPPC (Protected Performance Cooling) is a ruggedised high-speed version of the award-winning retail model. The 24V SP variant uses Noctua’s new NE-FD5 high-efficiency single-phase motor driver IC in orde...
Recommend trying to run it independently of HA like qupada suggests
If your HA instance dies or something goes wrong there then your entire rack cooling is now useless
yeah that makes sense
i say that i had just realized because i haven't really began to look into ways to control those fans
The thermostat that came in my rack looked a bit like this:
https://nz.element14.com/omega/kt011419/thermostat-no-15a-120vac-10a-250vac/dp/3462999
Just two terminals and a basic temperature dial
oh
So glad I put proper lighting in under the house where this is now. Having only a headlamp to see by kinda sucked
it makes sense that those L bracket things would be at the bottom where the heavy things are
when i was putting mine together i assumed it was just a structural thing so i put them in the middle
yeah i went through the pain of installing my UPS today before coming to that realization
my 3u rack in my "attic" space between two floors (floated over a vaulted ceiling) seems a little nicer now.
though a bigger rack would be nice. Should have bought a 5u or something at least
need to take a more recent picture, there's more stacked on top of the patch panel now and more crap stored on the floor.
e.g. my home server (which happens to be the thing running HA among other stuff) is a NUC on top of the patch panel
This is mine full.
The UniFi router needs to go away, but I still don't know what it's getting replaced with yet.
Also with foam around the outside, so the only airflow is through the devices
Also the ONT is in the back, behind the switch
Confused the shit out of the installers when I handed them a blanking plate and said "screw it onto this, please and thankyou"
I even installed them an appropriate compression gland (smallest hole in the middle you can see in the first photo) for the microduct
MikroTik if you're a masochist for configuration but want rock solid
Ours is in the same place it always was (installed before we bought the house in 2012) but the power supply and wiring are all mine.
ONT hidey hole:
That's a lot of cat5/6 lol
I think I've only got 10 that leave the cabinet. 4 in the office, 2 in the lounge, one each for doorbell, LoRa gateway, hallway AP, garden AP.
But the ONT, and the management ports on the two UPSs are punched into the patch panel for convenience
What do you do for LoRA?
Has some neat party tricks; programmable (in javascript, weirdly) tranlation from the raw data to JSON, and native MQTT support.
So I just had to write some nasty scripts to set up devices via MQTT discovery
What do you use to connect to the LoRA stuff? Also how easy is it to work with
I'm more interested in what kind of sensors you got on LoRa 🤔
Garage door and glasshouse door have reed switches.
Glasshouse also has temperature, humidity, CO2, light, soil moisture.
Inside house a mix of temperature, humidity, light, motion, CO2.
Garage door opener is also connected to a LoRa relay (garage is quite far removed from the house, 900MHz is the only thing that will reach)
It's all just mqtt
That's cool
Love how it's just mqtt too
What did you buy for the sensors?
Same brand
https://www.milesight.com/iot/product/lorawan-sensor/am103-am103l
https://www.milesight.com/iot/product/lorawan-sensor/em300-mcs
https://www.milesight.com/iot/product/lorawan-sensor/ws202
https://www.milesight.com/iot/product/lorawan-sensor/em500-co2
https://www.milesight.com/iot/product/lorawan-sensor/ws156
The Milesight 3-in-1 IAQ Sensor AM103/AM103L is a compact IAQ sensor for detecting CO2 concentration, humidity and temperature accurately and economically.
The Milesight Magnetic Contact Switch EM300-MCS adds physical security monitoring to your location by alarming for intrusion or unauthorized entry.
The Milesight PIR & Light Sensor WS202 provides PIR motion detection and brightness measurement, providing reliable supports for automatic lighting control system.
The Milesight LoRaWAN Carbon Dioxide Sensor (4 in 1) EM500-CO2 is designed for monitoring CO2 concentration, temperature, humidity and barometric pressure in outdoor scenarios.
Those and a few others
The garage door is this thing
https://www.milesight.com/iot/product/iot-controller/uc300
Took me some considerable effort to figure out how to transmit rather than just receive
do they have prices somewhere? All I see is "contact sales" which is usually: if you have to ask...
It was the brand one of the local network / wireless resellers had. Expensive, but not unreasonably so (to be fair I've also bought almost all of it when on sale).
You can bodge something together with Meshtastic if you're diy-inclined
I'm fine with my zigbee stuff so far
I don't have long distances in my apartment o.0
It uses LoRa but its own mesh protocol instead of LoRaWAN
And has MQTT bridging
If you go that route look into the RAK Wireless WisBlock Meshtastic Starter Kit for building units.
I get 25m with ZigBee
But my testing with lora gave me 800m or so with receiver inside a RF shielded car and sender inside my house
My five year old daughter just said she can't get her wired earplugs to fit, turns out she's tried to put the outside bit inside the ear
How I can tell, there is earwax on the outside
sounds like someone needs to clean their ears
Takes after her father
Yes, like my wife says, "you are the dumbest smart person i know"
I can fix a 64 socket servers boot issues in 3 minutes, but I still manage to drill through a door because I don't notice the tape marking I'm using is moving with each use
Doing diy stuff is weird. One moment you look at parts and be like I can spend 5 bucks on this and then the 200$ cart hits you on checkout
Don't forget the $100 drill because you should get one whilst you're out
And $50 other tool
And $250 tool
Lol
It is very responsible to always buy new one use tools
That way you avoid having to check the isolations on wires
:^)
If id somehow end up with having friends and they all need to borrow the same tool, id better be prepared
I'm imagining having friends you say
Only 4?
Because I lost 3 more outside somewhere yes
Gotta ensure you have different qualities of each tool too
Give people the choice
Well racoons tend to also borrow space in your house if you let them. And they are friend shaped
I actually knew someone with a racoon problem in their house, turns out they had crossed over from the utility lines and broke into the crawl space
I always wonder how they manage to climb that high for no apparent reason
They have some fierce claws anyways
Yea
I always bump into them at my place once a year around the time change, we come out to potty the dogs and they're caught off guard by us up at that time
Other than the time I saw one in my side yard in broad daylight with a bloody stump for a tail just rooting around digging up the ground
Or you accidentally buy a 700 euro framing nailer
Stuff just happens and I am not the one judging
For all those houses you're going to frame lol
I started out with the intent of patching some nail holes and hanging some shelves in a laundry room and it turned into realizing everything could be moved to my garage just by moving some connections over to the other side of a wall, which led to me adding a heater and reading up on what I needed to do to bring my laundry electrical up to code which led to me running a new circuit and a grounding wire for an existing circuit.
I did the siding on the house, have a garage to build and redo the shed 😄
smol
I need new siding, stuff ain’t cheap to have installed
They shoot the whole bullet
Much more efficient
@gleaming crater I did my own, happy how it turned out
More bullet per bullet
I’ve got a 2-story split level, there a lot of siding on mine
Needs a little more work
lol
My house has this annoying plastic siding that doesn't actually rigidly connect to the wall at all, it slots into covers on the side and interlocks with eachother, but each segment can slide around an inch or so.
Has it melted and sagged in the summer sun yet lol
No, I don't think it's low quality, just a weird system of mounting.
My house just has 40 year old cedar siding, the south wall has been baked to death
And it's really obnoxious to put one of those panels back on without taking off an entire wall's worth of panels, took me like an hour last time I had to
I think there's some tool for it I don't have
lol probably
I’m finally on the cusp of being able to say “turn on the house party” and having it start the music and make all the lights blink to the beat
I looked into that but lights with low enough latency to do that seemed too expensive/complicated to use as general lighting. I wanted something I could fall back and just use a wall switch for if my smart stuff ever failed
Yeah for sound reactive it’s gotta be WiFi-based with UDP control or hue entertainment
Diyhye can emulate entertainment mode with HA devices via web socket tho
I was looking into running ARGBWW strips along the edges of rooms with controllers that could react
WLED is your jam
I have a couple WLED lights already
I just installed LedFx as a service to drive them
It’s got api hooks to start scenes and stuff
I 3D printed some house numbers and put argb strips in them so they can do patterns
Would post a pic but don't want to literally post my address online, lol
I need to do that, nobody can see my numbers currently
I was considering setting up an integration to read my texts from Google Voice to determine when food is being delivered to automatically turn them on at night
Otherwise I'm planning on keeping them really dim or completely off unless a motion sensor is activated
I was also probably going to do things like make them show festive patterns on hoildays
I’d use my frigate integration to trigger something like that I think
And yeah ledfx will do all that on demand
They have an HA addon too I believe but not sure how up to date it is
Yea, eventually I'm going to remove all my outdoor motion sensors and move to just Frigate.
I want to use the motion sensors indoors
I could do that now, now that I think about it.
It's all already installed.
I use my outdoor motion sensors primarly for lux readings actually
and use that to switch camera day/nigh profiles automatically
the day is nigh? lol
I have one in a sunroom that I'm going to switch over to for lux readings
I am using my front yard one for that right now though
I only have my outdoor lighting automations check it before turning lights on
Yeah it was fun trying to flip camera profiles based on lux, if you're early/late you blind the camera
I just use automatic brightness leveling security cameras
They have IR LEDs on them for night too
Yeah I have amcrest and the automatic modes are kinda meh
out of the box they want to lower the FPS at night, turning moving objects into a blurry smear
I have Amcrest ones and have been happy with them so far.
I was able to get much better results with manually configured profiles for day/night, it's just too dumb to even auto switch outside of a schedule
I should say I've been happy with the non-cloud Amcrest cameras, their cloud ones are a joke and nobody should ever buy them.
lol true
I use the smartpss desktop software to configure mine
Makes up for the lack of web interface anyways
I just don't configure the one cloud camera I have. It has an RTSP feed by default I have Frigate watching and I set my gateway to forward all NTP requests from it directly to my NTP server so the clock on it would be right but I didn't have to give it any internet access.
ahh yeah you can change the ntp on those via the app or api
I pointed mine to my firewall
Also their camera was trying to push out like 10Mbps over the internet constantly when it had access, even with no account set up
So no internet access for it
Yeah they even leave the socket open long term on those so just adding a firewall rule without resetting states won't drop it offline
I set up a dedicated camera vlan that has never had internet access
And has that ntp forward on it
I never setup the NTP forward because I changed their configs, but I do forward dns like that
too many devices that think they can just go around my dns these days
I don't think I have any devices that ignore DNS in use
None of my IoT crap has internet access at all though
@young sigil can confirm the ring is pretty safe tbh,the antenna appears to only beam downwards from the ring, so I can't trigger it with any reader at all from the side, only way to trigger it is to bend my finger at the joint and press it against a reader
The worst is generally smart tvs or streaming boxes I've found
Is it true that in the us smart TVs have built in ads?
Some specific ones do
Mostly the really really cheap ones, or anything made by Samsung
The only thing like ads my LG TV has is new show suggestions it pulls from installed streaming services
It's also been good about honoring my DNS settings
Oh it's way worse than that
Some brands are now running content ID on the tv, taking screen snaps every second
My LG offers that to 'show interactive content related to the video' but there's a toggle to turn it off.
How else do you get a 55" tv for $149 lol
Kinda hidden but it's there
My advice is never let your tv on the internet
My tv supposedly had a bad firmware update after the warranty was expired
I'd just spend more money and buy a nice (non-samsung) TV instead of an ad-subsidized billboard to put in your house.
I really can't stress how awful Samsung manages their TV OS.
Because it's the product, not you
Nicer smart tvs also have less of that crap in my experience
That too
Again, excluding Samsung
I like my LG OLED, but the built in UI is pretty crap and I never use it
I've never had issues with the UI on mine
I'm just literally never going to use built in streaming apps I guess
And I didn't get the mouse remote nonsense lol
I rooted my TV and set up a program on it to send the coordinates for that cursor to my PC so I can control my PC with it
Also remapped the streaming app buttons on the remote to control lights
I just did the basic androidtv integration with mine so I could sync bias lighting with it's power state, I've got a harmony to add extra buttons lol
My wife was mindblown when I put the living room shades on the tv remote
LG TVs don't run Android
oh yeah the webos integration
I use the android one for my actual streaming boxen
I tried a Chromecast on my TV for a bit but I found it to be slower than the built-in OS and also it was riddled with ads
I use an unlocked formuler box, it's pretty nice to have a box that doesn't want to show me any ads
Even has it's own app store to install SmartTubeNext for no youtube adds
I have a PC hooked up to my TV too, I only actually use the built-in streaming apps for streaming services that limit their stream quality on PC
Or if I want to watch a Dolby Vision movie
I haven't used the smart function on my TVs since probably 2015 or so, just hooked up apple tvs to them
gonna replace the main one with a shield now to test out
I had no intention of using the apps on my LG when I got it but when I tried them they weren't bad. Also the apps on LG work with the gyro in the remote so typing to search for a show is way faster.
What, you don't want to let your TV send voice searches to the mystery cloud???
The stupid voice assistant on LG was always like 5x louder than any other sound so whenever I accidentally hit that button it'd just start screaming at me
That was what motivated me to root it at first
I don't think I've ever once purposefully attempted to interact with it's voice features
The only reason I'd consider rooting would be for that built-in ambilight stuff
Rooted lg tvs are great
I want to set up hyperion lighting at some point
Custom button mappings, the ambilight stuff, youtube adfree apps and in general any website you like
I put a startup script on mine to sent a WoL packet to my htpc and set my htpc to watch for when the TV quits pinging and go to sleep
Noice
I just watch my streaming box state to control other lights/audio nodes nearby
I need to google this, I have an older OLED
I at one point played with using Hyperion to send a video feed to a remote PC I was able to record. It was sending raw uncompressed video though so I couldn't get the framerate above like 10fps.
That's captured right off my rooted C1
Hmm interesting
I wanted to try making it record to a local file on a USB drive to see if it could keep up but I got a capture card instead and never bothered testing that.
Is it just a raw frame dump or can it encode to something useful for transport
Hyperion was sending full RGB for each pixel. I have no idea if the TV can encode video at an acceptable rate, I kind of doubt it.
Hyperion is meant to send like a 1:20 scale image just for edge lighting so it wasn't really made with this in mind
But you can set the scale to whatever you want
It's an alternative system to ambilight
I'd have to replace the strip on my tv now, I got a free inovelli strip led for buying so many switches
But that one is about as dumb as they come
Lol, I ordered some batteries from Home Depot and for some reason they sent them with their appliance delivery team, so a semi truck is going to have to make a loop around my street to give me a battery for my drill.
Oh, I bet the capacity I ordered is too high for traditional shipping
They're 216Wh batteries
Yeah you can only ground ship lithium batteries, it's a pain
I think most couriers cap out at 100Wh for ground shipping even
For Lithium at least
they once sent a couple of guys in a truck to deliver my grill cover
Hello,
Do you know if it is possible to use another zigbee door sensor? Are they same?
https://community.home-assistant.io/t/gas-meter-from-xiaomi-aqara-door-sensor-zigbee/348032
Hi guys my last project with is working flawlessly for 1 week now (some issues in the beginning first 2 weeks, issues: sensor position and not weatherproofing the sensor case) I wanted a cheep and easy way to read my Gas meter (in the current context that price increased 5x in my country) Most of the gas meters have built in magnet that sends a...
They're all much the same inside
Yeah should work
This is about the magnet, not the HA a
part 😅
does anyone here have long term (1 year or more) experience with chinese TRVs? Specifically these https://www.zigbee2mqtt.io/devices/TV02-Zigbee.html
Integrate your TuYa TV02-Zigbee via Zigbee2MQTT with whatever smart home infrastructure you are using without the vendor's bridge or gateway.
#zigbee-archived or #hardware-archived might be able to help. That's not really off-topic.
And it lacks raccoons
what do you mean by that?
You need to pay the raccoon tax
Ask a question in #the-water-cooler , pay one raccoon picture (gif also allowed)
Am I doing it right?
That kid is getting beaten up, that's for sure
Or kidnapped and brought to a furry convention
I remember when that made the news
I just locked in a DJ for my NYE party I'm stoked
You locked in a DJ... isn't that illegal?
Lol I had to pay him so there's that

Boop
@forest edge so all set to watch TV NYE? 🤣
thats what old people do.. if you are not there yet, you will be soon enough lol
Sad
I understand, house to barn, barn to house. TV sounds amazing
just got a new tv.. it does look amazing
not thrilled with dolby atmos tho
the sound changes are a bit annoying imo
Reflective or direct drive ATMOS?
no idea.. all built into the tv
Oh reflective 🤣
i don't do that sound shit like "some" people do
If Aquaman sound track doesn't make you a new person.
, problem is with your drivers and delivery not ATMOS 😀
you should spend more time smelling flowers and less cuddling speakers
dv?
Dolby Vision?
Dynamic Metadata
dobly vision iq whatever that is
i bought it cause it was a google tv since android tv's are more rare thinking it would have some neat features
now after having to jump through some adb hoops.. i'm not as impressed lol
shield isn't as limited plus not sure it runs the same android variation tv's do
No idea. If there's a TV, there's a shield. Only way. Lol
your shields are old, do they even ever update the interface?
Last update was sometime ago. As long as, 4K playback is flawless and decodes ATMOS like butter, shield it is.
prob like android 11
this tv is 12 and I don't care so much for the changes lol
hope it gets android 14
hmm i just looked it up.. they say the shield chokes some in 4k
Never. I run all pros.
I still think the interface for roku is better. as far as ease of use etc anyways
Never used Roku, but seen at hotels. UI of choice for them 😀
roku is kind of like apple in the sense that it just works with ll the apps available regardless what device you have
android sucks bad in that regard
this tv i got can't even download the spectrum tv app
boop
Spectrum TV???? Really?? Don't tell me you were born in 1959
? not sure how that has anything to do with 1959
Boop
I've seen this done (by a contractor in a permanent install) with 3M Scotchloks 🫤
Oh! So that's why it won't support Gb Ethernet.
😆
I did this once as a teenager with cat3, twisted together wires, and electrical tape to connect an old 200mhz pentium PC to my network
Same, but was in college. And mostly by trial and error 🙂
I owned one of those long-ass parallel port null modem cables that'd get you about 1.2Mbps between two PCs using the "direct cable connection" thing in Windows
Was great before I owned any PC with a network card, let alone a switch
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This is the most disgusting thing I have seen all year
I ran one with just twisted together wires for years
whoa atx got his own movie. nice. https://youtu.be/pYul82i1b0g?si=9EZKbymkdykl91Y4
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My father-in-law connects his speaker cables with twist wire nuts. Just because it annoys people...
? everyone does?
confused how that would annoy people
Some audiophiles have aneurysms about it.
That's fine, as long as they are oxygen free mahogany wire nuts.
@tidal bronze
"you need an active Google one subscription to use this toilet"
"Software update failed, this toilet is unable to be driven"
You can use the toilet after you watch these ads, or pay $2.99 for ad-free
Excuse me wtf, why is he extending speaker cables?
There you go.
I'm not an audiophile, but I'm genuinely curious why you would need to extend speaker cables in a normal household
I think I bought a 50m spool when I wired mine and it was entirely too much for 7 speakers.
Yeah, my old 5.1 was probably around 40m total to hide the rear cables, no extensions though
The only time I used up 50m of audio cable was running from the living room out to the back deck for another audio zone
I always connect my optical cables with twist wire nuts
Fun fact, windows is so ridiculously sensitive to drive issues that they will often be the only systems affected by for example a knot on a fiber cable
Or any other underlying storage transport issues
It's not too bad if there's no paging file on the drive but if there is, yea, it'll bsod at the drop of a hat
I had the fun job of swapping a bunch of wire nuts out with butt splices a couple days ago because the previous homeowner joined a bunch of copper and aluminum in wire nuts. Only one was crispy though.
Specifically the 30A line running to the dryer had copper pigtails on aluminum line in completely inadequate wire nuts
Built 1969?
1972
oh the latency of a network share is up? guess you wont be able to use the explorer and right click menu anymore
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The us fetish with wire nuts always amazes me
I audibly laughed
They're particularly stupid for aluminum. They're only safe for copper.
Or there's a single brand of NEC approved ones for aluminum+copper connections but it caps out at 10awg and my dryer is on 8awg
The way aluminum expands and shrinks as it heats supposedly wreaks havoc on wire nuts
None of the wagos I saw in stock were rated for aluminum
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8awg is 10mm²
I can't say I have ever seen aluminium conductors, and I can't remember them being mentioned in my classes at all
You Americans and your weird awgs
Pure aluminum wiring used to be a lot more common, I think they use alloys now that get around most of the issues with using straight aluminum.
My 30a 240v dryer doesn't even have a ground wire running to it (as was the normal practice at the time), older generations had no idea how the fuck to run wires safely.
Never for anything at home. Can't solder aluminium.
Ground wires weren't required for dryers until 1996
For the big stuff, though. Yes.
I don't think I have ever seen a drier or washer without ground, and I've seen stuff from the 70s
Above 3000 mm² cross section, definitely.
All of my 15/20a circuits have been copper everywhere I've looked, I was actually rather surprised to see aluminum running to the dryer.
I was expecting copper
Going to take my electrical panel cover off and review all the connections on it with a thermal camera tomorrow
Does your drier pull that amperage? I have a big model and it pulls max 550w
W / Hr?
I assume yours is all electric? 550w seems low.
I don't think mine ever actually pulls 5300w but it definitely can pump out a couple thousand.
For the outlet it's intended to hook up to to be up to code it needs to be rated to handle 30A
And since I'm moving it I need to retrofit in a ground wire for it
Only legal as-is if I just don't touch it
Thankfully I only need to run a single strand of copper about 30' for it
Yes, all electric
The washer and drier share a 10a circuit
Does it take like 6 hours per load or something?
heat pump dyers can also save you quite some electricity
My dryer finishes most loads in like 45 minutes to an hour, maybe 90 minutes if I'm drying heavy blankets or something.
If I'm just washing a single set of clothes I can wash and dry them within an hour
Yeah, I can wait for that, my washes takes 90m for a big load if I run it in fast mode, 140m normal speed
Yeah, single set of clothes would be 30-40m
Total
My washer has a 15m program and the drier would take probably 15-20m
That never happens though, I usually wash 5-6 baskets per week, if it is a calm week
I only do my own clothes, I wash maybe three baskets a week, and half of that is bed sheets.
I do often wash just a couple things if I want a specific shirt or something that's dirty but don't have enough for a full load
Hmm
My washing machine had a recall where the machine was wearing through a wire and causing fires that they patched through a software update...
Is there anything that software can't do?
then die
Hello everyone,
A friend of mine recently asked me whether HA can also be used to automate a process that can be used to purchase items. A bot that performs the purchase process, only with the possibilities of Home-Assistant, so that you still keep the process under control (creation / update of entities, use of automations for the purchase process).
Is there anyone who could support him here? The time spent would of course be fairly remunerated.
So he/she wants his/her smarthome to control all the smart gadgets at home and purchase stuff itself?
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Not for smarg gadgets, ony to pucharse stuff. Does anybody know a good solution for that?
No smarthome solution. You might want to look into a ERP system
Or an inventory management system
OK Thx
More like 576
The alt-text is a classic reference too.
Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'
That seems to be fixed now. Haven't encountered that since the start of the year
Used to encounter it a lot whenever I was disconnected from my network share, now no matter where I am or what network I'm on it seems to be fine
I had that recently when the driver's of my Nas were messed up
It also happens for local drive latency, like when it gets too warm
Or simply when it's fully utilized
I'd guess part of the purpose of the new context menus in Windows 11 is to try to get away from that problem by not allowing the context menu to have shell extensions
That's why I've been generally onboard with them, though their execution is mediocre.
Detect the Bolt EV dual fault cells
It can apparently stop wires from rubbing together, so that can't be far behind
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Guessing the software fix is "detect state that indicates failure and stop running"
"Service Now"
Pretty sure GM was looking for that magic bullet before they decided to replace every Bolt EV battery in existence
It's funnier though to think that they've introduced the anti-Stuxnet, of subtly re-tuning the motor of the washing machine to avoid whatever probable resonance caused it to contact the wires
I think you're probably right, but I prefer that version
That...would be awesome
VFD in our Kenmore washer triggers AFCI. I have a filter I want to install inline on the appliance cord but for now I've swapped for a standard breaker.
Weirdly it's not even out of the realm of possibility, since a lot of modern appliances do essentially have VFDs controlling the motor (most of them brand it "inverter"), so there is a very real chance of reducing its peak frequency from say 60Hz to 59.8Hz
That seems less than ideal
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homekit garage door openers look like overhead doors that get raised
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for now matter avoids this problem by not supporting any kind of motorized doors 🙃
I always wonder if my washing machine is smart enough to spin up such that it doesn't walk across the room. If it gets out of balance, it tends to stop and slow down and then slowly speed up
I think there's some intelligence in there
Yeah. And if it can't go slow enough ours triggers an error "UE"
🤣 but our cat sits on the dryer exhaust tube and pulls it off instead.
oh no
Thankfully it's electric so no CO hazard
The laundry is one room our cats have weirdly shown no interest in
Isn't that more of a gate opener rather than a garage door? Those do exist in the USA I'm pretty sure
But also seen plenty of cases where an icon doesn't match what the item it's representing, that's just life though
what's the homekit service for Gate Opener? 😄
@umbral cliff was crusing along and suddenly realized what a horrible person I am. 🤣
Good for you? Glad you feel doing double the limit is fine
Just if you do it here enjoy the loss of licence, court appearance, and car impound or crush fees
Also try not to hit anyone, given at grade intersections exist on some of the highways here
what is that app
JBV1
Also using your phone whilst driving
Classy
And stupid
Was not actively driving cruise was set at 120mph
Were you controlling a car that's moving?
If so you're using your phone whilst driving
No.
So the car was stopped?
Self driving right?
You said cruise control not self driving
But pretty sure in no jurisdiction does self driving mean the driver shouldn't be paying attention anymore
It's far from trusted
It's always on that since I am on the phone.
Dangerous
Guessing you happily drink and drive too
Since the car is driving who cares if you're drunk
None of that Tesla stuff though 🤣
@umbral cliff and using an app and expensive device to be warned of speed-limit-enforcement radars!
Not really. Laser and Ka band is must
a must for breaking the rules without getting caught
JBV1 mixes crowd sourcing, air tickets and radar together.
Nopes
while you're at it you could buy one of those devices that flips your license plate around to show a different number, I'm sure they're totally legal
you sure put a lot of effort into driving dangerously
Dangerously, never.
189km/h
He calls that sensible
I presume speed of sound is when it becomes dangerous for him
For anyone else on the road, hope you notice and move out of the way fast
Ah, jammers aren't detectors. And I thought jammers were illegal, but 🤷
RF/Radar jammers for sure are
You don't have to worry until September 😀
I just won't drive in the same state as you
Meh. Too fast too be crusing (that's around 160km/h) and not fast enough to actually be fast 🤷
You say that from germany on proper roads for that kind of stuff
And drivers trained for it
hes doing it whilst trusting self driving and texting on his phone
Both Mercedes and iirc. Toyota have L3 systems that do
Yes but that doesn't mean you can stop watching the road though
😂 Drivers
Though it's always obvious that the highest danger ones are the ones that never drive fast
Full self driving is still best guess
those do
And the law in the US/ Germany allows a driver to be playing on their phone or asleep whilst the car takes them from point a to b with no monitoring required? Operating at double the speed limit?
What speed limit? 😂
This is the US hes in, not germany
And in the L3 conditions, it does
Judging from the screenshot, 70mph
Wow I'm surprised the law was changed to allow that then
I wouldn't trust a driver with L3 driving
It's only 2 vendor sso far
And both only in their home country and afaik California. But L3 autonomy is on the roads
what L3 system allows going that fast?
None on roads
the car knows what the speed limit is
So whats the point of saying that its all fine
when its not on the road
I am confused
No you're being annoying
You're saying what quad is doing is perfectly fine (texting whilst driving at 180kmh) because L3 self driving exists
this is neat, haven't thought to enable this entity until now but since i'm powering my home assistant yellow with PoE, I can pretty easily make Home Assistant track its own power usage lol
No
You said there's no way looking away is allowed at all
and then started moving goal posts
You said the cars aren't on the road
Therefore the jurisdiction hasn't allowed any everyday person to use it yet
No
Yes
so this none isn't no
Have you tried reading? 🤔
I've tried. But there's always someone that's unable to understand anything
By virtue of him going that fast he is not using L3 driving
Therefore the whole comparison to L3 driving is pointless
Plus fuck L3 driving, drivers are inattentive enough, having another layer of not caring and people will not be able to respond to cases on the road
You are still utterly wrong claiming no market has systems where drivers are allowed to take eyes off the road
Ok I accept that
I didn't know there were any
didn't think they had gotten that far yet that they were starting to be sold with it
I've seen videos where the drivers just laugh as their cars blow through red lights and stop signs.
They are still very limited
In both features (essentially traffic jam assistants only) and jurisdictions (respective home country and 1 or 2 states)
That's just TSLA claiming any FSD levels ☹️
Tesla FSD is embarrassing, always has been, always will be
Lemme take a video and post it!
Not shocking
Some people shouldn't be driving
let alone fully trusting a car
I remember a lecture I sat in, half a decade ago or so
And the prof pointed out that TSLA is trying to build a mostly working product and then probably bully lawmakers into making an unsafe system legal
While all established car manufacturers are building up driver assistant systems step by step to have reliable save self driving capabilities in the future
And we are now starting to see he was right. And the slow and steady behemoth will likely overtake in usability soon
the most embarrassing thing is that Tesla’s AP hasn’t gotten meaningfully better in 5+ years
I'm looking forward to see what their robot will do
Probably start attacking people on public transport and bikes since they're not driving cars
autonomous tandem though 🤔
fwiw. The robot does look very impressive
but it's elon, so I don't trust it in the least bit
Musk said he would probably launch a humanoid robot prototype next year, which is designed to do 'boring, repetitious and dangerous' work.
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Saw that on John Oliver. Couldn't believe it
That being just 2 years ago makes the current state even more impressive
https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/16/23726139/tesla-robot-update-video-shareholder-meeting
Elon is good at making something look good for marketing
But fails at actually producing something
Eg cyber truck (or the pedestrian killer)
Also, amusingly the first thing to pop up looking for tesla robot is their recent fuckup
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/tesla-factory-worker-attacked-by-robot-that-dug-its-claws-into-back-and-arm-report/ar-AA1m46zP
'Robots' and 'claws' in the same sentence. Excellent
That's exactly what robots need
Lets give robots chainsaws next
Maybe lasers
Or guns
Actually its elon
Guns and more guns
I don't think I've seen guns. I've seen all the other suggestions
Shitty flamethrowers
Are welders ok? 🙂
Or heatguns
So branded flamethrowers
But in reality rebranded bic lighters?
Collectors items now
meh, they don't post salary ranges on their careers page
That's law now in CA
Jup. but it's all Nevada and Texas :/
For which position?
But that's aweful
I was looking at boring company, not tesla. Makes sense
Embedded dev:
That's going away
Nobody should be looking for a job at the boring company now 🙂
🤷 not going to work for either
Good decision
i never even considered this was an option since i bought a "dumb" UPS
home assistant is awesome
why is that showing km while in the us? lol
Just for Mr Cal
? you took that ss while driving that speed and switched it to km just for the aussie?
aren't you getting to the age where the reaction time to deal with shit in the road might be a little slow while distracted driving?
Car was driving 😀
didn't you buy something other than a tesla?
Oh not Tesla, that's not my style
wait, I didn't think self driving cars were able to do that at those speeds
Max I can do auto is 125mph
that makes no sense.. why is that possible?
I could see 85 tops
I have to use cruise control just to maintain 75 here on the highways otherwise I start to lag behind
Mine disengages at 190km/h 😦
which is mostly related to the radar range. They aren't suitable for high speeds
120mph not bad at all
He doesn't seem to care about drink driving or using his phone
Reaction time is the least of his worries lol
till you wreck then suddenly it seems bad
thats rich people though.. nothing new
@forest edge dude don't jinx me. Don't even have a parking ticket. 🤣
just saying anything over 30mph during a wreck is quite scary and th faster you go, the less you see before the end lol
Just pay anything off. Including the funeral
Already paid for the funeral 🤣
