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Here comes middle earth.
colorado is middle earth?
Dodge city is
god forbid planes ever stopped working.. you wouldn't know how to navigate outside of LA lol
This is a first, she goes "you should slow down a bit". Too many wines
GPWS: "Too much wine! Terrain!"
https://www.lilygo.cc/products/t-relay this has a built in esp32 and runs at 5v and has 5-24v in
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That looks good, it'd be nice if I could find something like that with 24vac in though so I wouldn't have to use a USB cable to power it
24V AC? o.0
I've mostly seen it DC
Istr that 24vac has a lot more tolerance
Like 20%
Where dc is more like 5
Also you only need Stepdown,.not Stepdown and rectifier
for most applications you are going to rectify it either way
yeah that's what the thermostat stuff is
@clever mortar i just discovered that importing and fixing recipes in mealie is my mindfullness kink, damn you
There a heaps of 24V AC to 5V DC modules on Aliexpress
Just use like 5 of them in series :^)
Power prices back to normal, so far $40 for August, with 1700kwh spent
Ours are on the high side right now with one of the nuclear plants having an issue. It 10x'd the electricity prices lol
1-month price graph
You eat raw, so no cooking, no central HVAC. 3 lights and 1 tiny server consumes this much?
Finally someone who uses correct units
With units on the Internet it's basically the same as
English is the only language that matters so there's that
Seems like it's splitting you ๐
Spoken like a true English gent
What's so funny is there are more words in 'English' from those other 3 than there are 'English' words
Add Spanish and all the others and what is English really?
Amalgamation of other languages.
evolution
newspeak
@steel crag that wasn't nice
not me
I hate when you order something from amazon and it gets scheduled to come at the very end of the day wasting the whole day
how did you get thru the days before you ordered it? try that
you go to the place of buisness that sells it and get it much faster
the rest of the world has options, we're not forced to try and cobble something together using surrounding vegitation and scrap pieces
btw you lived in how many countries? I've lived in 7.
lmfao I think I have an idea on how 'other places do it'
just like the language, there's really only one that matters lol
the only thing with a 'made in the USA' stamp on it these days are Americans LOL
that's not true at all, just noone but americans can generally afford the made in american stuff lol
thats a joke and not joke.. shit is seriously more expensive
oh really? what luxury goods you make there you think others can't afford LOL
google search it
and don't say Yeezy's
or is your net not fast enough?
Do overnight delivery so you can enjoy it with grits
my economic position has very little to do with the country as a whole
but we do enjoy faster broadband than most of the US, look it up on Ookla
even that is not always on time, i've had overnight shit show up around 7pm lol
but do keep going
uh huh
I am sorry I forgot you live in middle earth. We don't have those issues near the ocean
it's not like kelp has far to travel
The dude has to jump fences pass many barns, animals to get to you. I think you gotta be patient
pretty sure that shit turns into glue before it gets here lol
I really need to see how my HA been doing. When everything works shit gets boring.
my smrt clock has been working fine. did have to adjust some stuff after the latest update tho
.8 seems to have been a rough update all around
They work fine on this end too. Didn't see any changes. We'll haven't looked at them so don't know ๐
may wanna take a min to do so lol
i only get the issues when updating HA.. like the browser dosen't refresh right or something
Oh I've seen that.
@tidal bronzedid you ever see this? https://github.com/ThomasPrior/LenovoSmartClock2
That's on my phone.
oh
Don't use any other display
i don't even use that.. anything that needs my attention gets texted to me lol
my smart clock shows the clock, current temp and forcast. some quick buttons for bringing up the cameras from here and my moms and farm and thats it
All my notifications are telegram but that's muted. Don't know why I use that even.
hard to read something with your head buried in the sand all the time. i understand
So pointless, and I have set it to weekly wipe. ๐
why would you be notified of every single time the garage door opened or closed?
spying on the wife at 30k feet?
These were setup years ago. More removals to do.
just put that shit on a time condition.. anything after 1am is likely going to be the food delievery dude trying to jack your shit
Lol. Sometimes I check on instacart dude leaving items at the wrong place.
prior to covid I could see delivery stuff being trustworthy but after the sheer amount of lazyness and not caring just makes it all untrustworthy
can't even buy stuff new anymore without the actual company selling the product trying to rip you
prob why all my older stuff is selling for a fortune now lol
Old stuff? Like cow bells?
stuff like tools, anything gas powered. stuff like that
the battery in my roborock is amazing
after 2 years of use it still stretches up to 1.5 hours cleaning with mop
for the price of those things I'd expect it to last more than that
it does more, i just don't have more space
when one unit can traverse stairs and do multiple floors of a home then i'll consider one
They do. Have a few units. The best out there.
maybe when my kid graduates I'll treat myself to one
9 more months...
caught up between a robovac/mop and a robot litter box
neither worth getting as long as yourt back is still good
my back would prefer to rest, so it can continue to make money
maybe I'll just get my housekeeper back
@tidal bronzelooks like something you would have https://youtu.be/b5IAisTCrrU?si=sgJps6aGcBRZ-Y3E
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food videos on youtube crack me up.. every single one think what they are making is the absolute best version of whatever it is
reminds me of someone who thinks adding fictitious stars to a food establishment somehow improves the food
Nothing wrong with believing your version is the best and wanting to share it
just means none are the best lol
Does it?
sure, if everyone else thinks theirs is the best then obviously there is no best
Best for their exact taste maybe?
There's still going to be thousands, even millions of people that agree
if they would include that important, for them" aspect when making that statement.. sure.. but that's not how that goes lol
You should just assume that everyone is talking for their own when it comes to taste
Unless basic education failed viewers should be able to figure this one out
isn't that a whole new can of worms lol
No
You are pretty limited when it comes to food I would think, unless there's few million ways to prepare mashed potatoes and gravy.
limited? aside from seaweed we have everything you have. All these foods is still the same basic food prior to some chump getting their hands on it
Unfortunately, no. Not even close.
oh? your shit from space or something?
You have to real dense to compare ingredients to what's made out of it.
wut
it's all molecules, yo
I think that's the direction he is heading yo
as i said, unless your shit is coming from space, then there is nothing you have that anyone else dosen't
Yes sir!
Why would they ever make anything different. All comes down to molecules I guess
anything diffrent? you refering to useing peticides vs some dude out there hand swatting away the insects?
You are right. I should learn how to pick items from the nutrition label rather than brand name.
Pepsi, oh has sugar. Coke oh has sugar
We are talking about taste barn boy
as i said, we have what you have.. you just arrange your trash diffrently
I could shit in a sandwhich bag, label it Creme au Chocolat and sell it to you for 100 bucks and you would brag it's "ingrediants and preperation" is superior to everything else lol
I take back "never", perhaps in 80 years
this is kind of my point.. everyone thinks their shit is the best
there is no best, say it with me
So you guys have 1 Italian, 1 Mexican, 1 ass bland restaurant in KC?
we have everything you have.. just prepared a little diffrently
Question was, do you have more than 1?
aren't you suppose to be coming here? you not doing your research?
we do have a lot of mexican, but 70% is not accurate lol
Quick gmaps would say otherwise
learn to google better?
I would rather use maps
there is your problem, your tools are restricted thus narrowing your vision
Although you don't want to admit it, you have more than 1 Mexican restaurant?
I wonder why
that or your state actively filters any data about other states in hopes to prevent a mass exodus
that i wouldn't doubt one bit lol
You are the only reason that Missouri would even pop in my radar. ๐
There's a reason why they are called flyover states
that term was put in place by a joint effort of keeping the riff raff out of our states and funneling yuppies between like minded similiar detinations
Whatever that makes you happy my man.
prob cheaper for you to fly between NY and LA as well then to fly from LA to KC because of some partnership deal lol
oh my amazon package arrived.. got to put together a pole saw.. you know.. actual work some people do lol
Nopes
You gotta pay a lot to ignore the flyover states
go, go work on your fancy pole
I work so I can pay people to do the work I don't want to
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I've been flying quite often, when I was able to get ID90 tickets
That's one way of saying things you can't do ๐คญ
we will not
You mean that large flyover state?๐คฃ
Silicone Valley 2.0
In 40 years, yes. We will be far ahead. Remember we are talking trillions here.
it's ok to be resilient when first realizing you are the boomer in this case lol
we as in texas?
no actually we are slipping into obscurity
as a native texan i can confirm our state is actually not prospering lol
so you guys call the outrageous taxes membership fee's? interesting.. even delusional in day to day stuff lol
Blame Elon for that went running to TX and came crawling back to California. Future investors are like WTH
cali has both social safety nets and mexicans who do all the manual labor and fruit picking
cali is only bad for the super poor and super rich.. and even then.. not really
texas is bad for everyone who isnt rich, seflish, and christian
now now, the only thing that moved back was a small portion and only because it was moved closer to twitter lol
no actually he moved the entire company and then the employees said suck my non-elon-sized-dick and he surrendered
His entire customer base is here. Aligning with the wrong sentiment is bad for business
More than that bad for shareholders
i'd be very surprised if you didnt told tsla stock quad
you're one of them right?
Glad he learned the hard way.
the winners
I cashed out when he lost his socks
the only thing moved back was the research department and only because he got an outragious deal on the behalf of the tax payers and was closer to the twitter hq
https://www.dallasnews.com/business/technology/2023/02/22/tesla-to-move-engineering-hq-back-to-the-state-it-left-for-texas/ there's lots of proof why he did it
it's cuz the actual smart employees said listen retard, we will quit if you dont let us do what makes sense
If they can make drm pinters they can make a car with a seat heating subscription
i cant imagine you literally think elon is anything more than a rich retard at this point
there's too much proof of.. literally the opposite
We are the green capital of the country, 70% of all Teslas are sold here. He goes and rants about right wing BS. It's not rocket science. Market dictates no matter who you are or your net worth
cali still has plenty of problems
by green you mean bird death captial?
lol
mostly i just think (by personal experience) that californians actually just suck as humans
Of course. But problems with largest GDP is better
as a lifelong texan who moved there and then back after 3 months i can tell you that most californian "liberal love everyone people" are actually selfish pieces of shit
We are only nice to animals
you cant even sit down at a bar in cali and talk to strangers without them thinking you want to put your dick in their butt
and that is weird
lol
Maybe it's how you come across as a Texan. Don't sit well
in texas we at least fake caring about strangers
nah i'm a cutie
I would not want one at the counter too.
more proof why flyover states are better lol
What else can you say to make you feel better.
tbh i hate cali but i still respect most of what they do
well not hollywood and the rich people shit
but the rest of it
I think we love the fact that most hate most of us.
not really
Of course
most californians are either living in abject poverty or scraping by
then there are guys like you who make money off other people's labor
you are in the extreme minority
The million dollar question, does it matter whether anyone hates or not. When you are the king.
Jester
2023 goal is to pass Germany not mess around with TX or some Barn in KC
germany actually has a functioning society on every level tho
weird metric
ignoring the entirety of the EU immigration policy blah blah
Money is the metric. Everything else is noise
spoken like a true piece of shit lol
Hello yes we have 1 society please do not bring anything else thank you
you assume you won't ignite in a wild fire or drown in a flood or break apart during an earthquak first
money means nothing to me
who you are as a person and why you bring value to the world is all that matters
So they say
value in terms of adding to humanity
ok ok this is sounding a little too personal now...
not actualy money
we all jokes here fyi
in texas we have steers, queers, and realism sir
Feathers get ruffled I see
i dunno about the realism.. bbq mybe
my smoker rusted out ๐ฆ
Humanity comes after money. Secondary
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/70qz1g87gjvs6pc6mz80y/h?rlkey=q8m57qqcshddtaxhrv72jqgoy&dl=0 <- my smoker before it self-imploded
yea this is why i think i'm autistic cuz i literally dont agree
Never meant anyone to agree ๐คฃ
ya but most people in america would agree with you because of the way that it is
Wouldn't really matter if people agree or not. It's the freedom to express
and to me that is very disappointing
it does matter
because as americans we should embrace and give a shit about our neighbors
even from other states.. if not then what the fuck is the point of the republic
and further as humans we require community, phyisical touch, and other non-robot-things
I thought we were supposed to takecare of our own shit and not be a burden to others. Everything is dandy then!?
that's commie talk
as we pass a joint? no
as we raise the future generations to be a better version of ourselves? absolutely
I have a feeling you are talking about Norway or Denmark
i'm not talking about what i think it happening but rather what should happen lol
i figured phrases like we should were pretty good indicatiors
Hey, all of us can dream right. It's the dream capital anyways
Keep in mind guys that politics is not allowed here for a good reason. Otherwise I would have a lot to say
lol this isn't politics
Lol
non americans are always clueless
Okay
bottle sounded a little rusty
@tidal bronze are you in the bay area?
Somewhere in LA
outskirts
house is probably 1/8th inside LA while the other part is county
Lmao. You know too much
wait.. you're talking shit about texas when you live in texas climate with cali taxes in the concrete jungle of LA?
no one with money lives in the concreate portion of LA lol
his profile pic doesnt have any gold teeth in it so i have to guess
Actually depends on the weekend which part or LA.
in a semi high rise condo dosen't count
I doubt those people even leave the building and if they do it's probably through some underground tunnel leading directly to some private beach
or off the roof in a helicopter to the airport
You gotta go north on PCH for private beaches
said tunnel could go on for miles
although you'd think Californians would have learned to not build underground by now but you bastards never learn lol
I know right. But finally the high speed rail is in action. They just bought the trains. After like 10 years. When will we ever think public transportation is cool
I think you people think setting these disasters up will insure a line up of future movies about them lol
meg2 was actually a fun movie
i enjoyed the pirated bits of i mean the movie i totally paid for
Isn't that double the money?
yes definitely not one of the movies on this
Darn it gotta fly out to SF tonight ๐
The whole spend it or lose mentality that results in shit like a single public toliet costing hundreds of thousands of dollars and millions wasted in green energy projects that just sit dormant nuking birds is going to catch up
Nuking birds ok, fish, not!
you didn't know your the bird killing capital of the world? lol
See, I learn about my home state from you, always!
ostrich stick his head up to discord and has to mash in education and fun in a single sitting lol
One thing you gotta have thick skin to be on here ๐คฃ
tell that to those who probably have a qtr to half of the server pop on block lol
Gotta take a quick shut eye before the flight. Fun day. Removed like 100 automations so that's a win!
100 automations to tell you when your garage doors moves was a little excessive
Lmao. Had some notification BS that's like 4 years old. TTS removed and 99% telegram stuff removed.
A taste of Australia in San Diego: https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/the-largest-spiders-on-earth-are-crawling-for-love-in-san-diego-heres-what-to-know-about-tarantulas/3292325/
What's next, drop bears?
Pic of one crossing the street near one of our office buildings
Smart enough to use the crosswalk!
I, for one, blah blah blah
all fun and games till you see one in your home wrestling with your cat
You need to size your cat appropriately
moved this over next to the air handler itself:
even though the board is configured to fall-back to an onboard sensor when it loses connection with HA and continue maintaining a reasonable temperature, the manual override in this situation is to just unplug the smart thermostat setup, grab the old thermostat from a nearby drawer, and put it back where it goes
not sure how your home is laid out but the temp sensor shouldn't be next to the hvac
Yeah and I stopped including it in the average temperature in HA
But for when HA is down, its better than nothing
still think something like an openterm gateway would be better and keep the original themostat in place
just fork out for a venstar and not deal with messing with any of that again
Has anyone here built an "open to the Internet" MQTT server for IoT devices on mobile networks?
I'd need to get a remote SIM device into Home Assistant, specifically an ESP8266, and tried to get it connected to HiveMQ but it sadly doesn't support TLS. So I'd have to somehow expose my own MQTT service to the internet for it to connect to...
I'm a bit afraid of doing so tho, security-wise...
It's not really an issue of the server, but the client. ESP8266 (from what I read) can't support TLS for MQTT.
Mosquitto works fine bridging to HiveMQ (apart from current issues but the newest update will fix those)
Well... then... you've got problems
I even tried to use ESPHome to get it connected via TLS, but every time I tried to compile it I got no positive results and later read somewhere the ESP8266 physically can't do it ๐ข
I'd just run a Raspberry there or something with Tailscale, problem is: We're pretty damn limited with off-grid power there
Maybe #diy-archived can help you find a suitable ESP
Well that's the next issue: The Epever adapter I bought only supports the ESP8266 "out of the box". I could probably hack something together to make it work on a ESP32 or something but yeah, oof.
I have to say migrating my HA install from a VM to a dedicated machine was dead simple
You'll never guess what I've done today.
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your air intake vent is dirty as fuck and i'm seriously questioning the lack of return ducts
ok
is it only pulling in air from that vent below it?
no
if so your air isnt getting conditioned at all
there's two vents that it pulls from
not great
but you're acting like i designed the hvac system lol, it was like this when i bought the house
ok
you're choosing to take it personally
how is that bad?
that unit is lifted. you can see the air filter box and then the box beneath it
by definition an air conditioner "conditions" the air - which means it needs to actually suck up air from all the rooms with good airflow in mind to actually "condition" it - filtering it and drawing moisture out
in a lot of setups, such as the one above, there is a serious lack of circulation and lack of proper supply lines coming from various rooms in the house
actually older systems only pull air for a central duct, which you can see below it
lol
floor hvac dosen't have return vents all throughout
if the house is small enough, you don't need it. infact any single story home wouldn't
by single story that does include though with basements partial to fully underground
good thing my house is single story <1200 sq ft
you wouldn't notice a diffrence
yuour actually lucky. most i've seen are located in crawl space under the house. yours is accesable
When a couch becomes your beach umbrella
you sure it's not being dragged under by one of those big spiders?
could be...
there really is no going back to normal litterboxes once you replaced them with a litter robot lol
I guess it's more convenient than a toilet for you then Sonoma
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very few companies can make one that holds up to my standards
none of that bidet crap or fancy seat warmers
That's why all my homies use LaTeX
Mitch is a superstar, thanks Mitch!
Wow
Time for a custom HA invite link
Very nice
very odd, i keep getting phone calls that repeat a few times a night, nobody on the other end, just a scratchy line. my line is not scratchy, i have tested it... it is always very late or early morning... ๐ค
you want some scratches atx?
as i said, the scratchy is the other end
my end is a cellular home-phone device
i suspect it is a scam call, where they keep calling so you will try calling back (international call)
I heard the US likes robocalls
Sir, we have been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
reminds me, need to book a service for my car, and EU testing, and replacing windscreen

call originates from either India or Norway (same difference) ๐
I haven't had a landline in decades, but hidden caller ID wasn't used much back then ๐
hence why i think it is a phishing scam
the ones that call here are usually hijacking norwegian numbers
but they call 99% elderly people
same here, usually hijacked US numbers to make you think it is legitimate
I simply cannot imagine anyone enjoying wiring ethernet anywhere
This is the most horrific thing to do
fishing cable sucks at all times, but a good termination can be satisfying
or super-frustrating, if you have the wrong tools or parts for the cable you're terminating
passthru rj45 ends make putting ends on them not that bad
I ended up getting insurance to cover part of my sewage issue. A toilet had a bad wax ring and had also been leaking so cleanup of what had leaked got covered since it was part of the house.
Since the cleanup was more than the actual plumbing in cost it's not the worst outcome.
I've got calls from "Europol" about fraudulent usage of my credit card. For a european police agency they had quite an indian accent.
If they would make those wall boxes like that, it would be fun
But having to wire them up individually sucks
Not to talk about how much space there is for fingers when you have two lines
yuck passthru rj45
I rewired it like 6 times and I still get no signal on 1 and 7
So out of curiosity I looked up the permit they got to fix my house online and found this:
why is the theme song playing in my head....
Because that is how childhood trauma works
I have no other memory of the show but the earworm is strong on this one
Tarkastaja Gadget in case you want to enjoy ๐
I don't think that line will work
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Any tips on a label printer that can print barcodes from grocy/snipeit etc and โregularโ labels for boxes?
Brother PT 700 for the small strips and QL series for QR codes, postage stamps, etc.
Evening guys, quick question: are all rj45 connectors the same, for instance can i use a cat5 of 6 plug on a cat7 cable?
They are not all the same but they will fit and work
You may or may not get some issues with actually fitting and aligning the wires inside but I don't think that counts
no speed hickups?
It's a plug
So cat7 is extremely annoying to terminate
Yes
Unless you reach the max usable length of those runs, you kinda are fine with less than optimal solutions inbetween
Its just for private unifi network at home nothing too big
I just get so fffffffff frustrated terminating those cables
10Gbase-T technically requires a shielded terminal.
Can't you use something more 6a like?
I mean, i will if it wont (all of the sudden) degrade fromn GBE to 100Mbit
Unless you do a couple hundred meters, that's very unlikely
10-30 utmost
You should be able to get 10gig speeds on that length even with 6/a if I recall correctly
Really for gbe there is not a lot to worry
6a is even speced for 10G isn't it?
I love perfection, but i dont wanna suffer from it, so ill pick 6 or 6a
I think it is for sub 50meter runs
Im just an amateur, i feel like everyone in here is professional
So im happy to take your advise
So.. what are you all using for input into HA? I'm liking the sonof npanel but I don't have neutral in the wall. Wondering if there's a battery powered thing. Maybe even with ePaper ?
I heard some people use battery less tablets
Like no battery at all? That sounds difficult
It's just always plugged in
display tabs. pretty cheap on ali
Would be kinda nice project to get a touch capable e ink one which would display some custom dashboard
Oh you mean like these low quality android tablets ?
We just moved to a new property and i was thinking of using an ipad mini completely sunk in de wall
I have some esp32 powered touchscreen. But I only use it to display the weather forecast. no input
Huge screens are bright aren't they? Might destroy the rooms mood
I'm going with the trend to avoid the UI and try and automate more things ๐คท
I found that unreliable. My initial plan was to use fibaro hidden switches but the kid keeps pressing it quickly until HA gets confused.
yea, I live alone, so I might just have trained myself to do some things slightly easier to machine read ๐
The app works much more reliable because tou just mash the scene you want until it works.
though for most things I do, it works well
And I have a couple of the Hue remotes around to control brightness/colour temp when I need to
Hm yeah. Those are good input devices. Very intuitive imo. Would love if they where made of ePaper. ๐
I just wish I had some of the first gen that power harvested the button press D:
I have one. It sucks.
I hear they are somewhat unreliable
Also doesn't work with HA.
I thought it's zigbee as well? ๐ฎ
should be reasonably easy to hook into the brigde? ๐ค
Maybe I didn't try hard enough
I use a amazon tablet mounted on the wall, with an automation to keep the battery between 20 and 80%
hah smart
will be getting a few more when the summer house is finished, unless I go bankrupt in the process
Has anyone experimented with or uses EMQX as an alternative MQTT broker to Mosquitto? I like that there's a nice web interface and it has a lot more features, but I struggled with it both last night and today and kept running into issue after issue. One where it crashed repeatedly with large payloads (an issue with 5.1.5), another where it ignores the defined limit on queue size, another where it seemed to lose all my credentials. I finally gave up on it and went back to Mosquitto
Zigbee2MQTT seems to tickle every issue it has with tons of topics and gigantic payloads
think someone else has recently posted a similiar experince with that in here
I tried 5.0.26, 5.15, and 5.1.6, each with a variety of issues
Support seems crappier too, at least for an English speaking audience. Seems like there's more Chinese users out there
I was kinda fine with it until I just couldn't make Zigbee2MQTT work properly with it
I even synced the repo (which took forever, for some reason) and finally decided that it was too much
@static schooner Have you tried turning it off and on again? ๐คฃ
Certified tech support moment

sounds like it's best to just throw the whole repo away lol
why do you really need a gui for it tho? are you actively needing to view the payloads of stuff and mqtt explorer is too 2001 for you?
it kept complaining that the message queue was full and was ignoring the parameter that either changes the limit or makes it infinite, so I wanted to find the piece of code at fault
that doesnt sound wife approval factor-esque at all
MQTT Explorer is super duper slow with the number of devices I have, when my 50+ Inovelli switches each have a large number of parameters
it wasn't until I added a whole bunch of new switches
Now I'm sad that the dev has basically abandoned it. There's no real substitute
With EMQX going on about how it supports Enterprise and Scale and such, I thought it might be better suited for my use case. I found exactly the opposite
crashy, unstable, and with weird and seemingly obvious bugs
and you'll have to let me know if you end up with issues on your zigbee mesh with them. a few people seem to really have issues yet the majority of people dont
I ordered back in April and got them on the first of August
cashflow++
i'll probably replace all my zwave ones with them eventually
once they come out with those mmwave ones
The only annoying thing is that they are too configurable and have 1000000 parameters that all get exposed to HA. That's part of what was killing EMQX, and makes the device page in HA super long
the only weird Zigbee thing about them is that I needed to unplug my Eagle Rainforest box for switches near it and my power meter to pair successfully. Then I can plug it back in and everything is fine
none of the issues about the mesh that I've heard
ya i read that
ya it's come up in #zigbee-archived it's mostly that pfak guy
but it's been confirmed firmware bug by inovelli on their forums iirc
All my new switches are on v2.15 of the firmware, so it's possible that they did something there.
ya i dont have any personal experience
they finally just released it, but it's on all the factory builds
i still suggest them to buy until i hear otherwise
I couldn't get Zigbee2mqtt to work with EMQX either. Gave up.
It's weird.
oh, it's k8s native? I should try out EMQX
It's all written in Erlang, which looks like nonsense
erlang ๐ค
Exactly
I wonder if there's Erlang jobs in Erlangen ๐
First appeared: 1986; 37 years ago
yeah and that was the last time I heard about it too
Well, let me tell you about this project...
the one thing that annoys me about k8s....
There's no good built-in way to handle updates of applications with longer lasting connections.
so in practice there's still a need to write custom update controllers :/
Erlang jobs in Erlangen erlangen? Sounds like a plan.
Erkort
@young sigil I bet you didn't try turning it off and on again, either
I actually called once, to our tech support, lots of policies we can't control, but I believed windows 10 would actually "restart" when it was "shut down" and later powered back up.
So when they migrated from one ad to another ad, I had 15 minute logons, and the classic, have you tried restarting it came up, and I say I restart when windows updates come, other than that it juat gets shut down, so that should be the same, but thanks to this quickstart thing, it isn't. So I think it had like 30 power on hours (in task manager), despite being only just started.
In the end, it was a corrupt user profile, but they did enjoy tearing me a new orrifice for not knowing that only shutting down the machine was not enough, you have to waste more time restarting it regularly too
I remember the days where pressing the power button 3 seconds it will halt. Nowadays you have to press like 10 seconds and even then some laptop models refuse to get killed
down in the cheap seats
@tidal bronze Gotta get out your way to do my xmas shopping. Hard to pass up free at the expense of california tax payers.
You can just hold the Shift key while clicking "Shut down" in the start menu. That will bypass fast startup without disabling it wholesale.
Is there a trick to wiring these ones up?
They seems seated but moving the socket even slightly some loose connection
Yeah, you don't strip the insulation with those
๐oh god
The metal teeth in the connector bite through the insulation on their own when you punch each wire down
You have a punchdown tool, right?
Yes
Hey, on the up side, it's actually easier to wire these up than you thought. You don't even need to strip the 8 conductors first. lol
Also, don't press them down with a flat iron, that'll make them split apart sometimes
Use the proper tool
Kroneverktรธy is the Norwegian one, no idea what it's called in English
I've seen so many botched terminations
Yea it looks like the ones i find online
Also I'm impressed that it looks like at least half of the cables are connecting to the chassis
Only looks like that on the image
Last time I installed one of those it worked rather nicely. Besides me also removing the insulation
I made that mistake before as well
I started crimping cables and termination of boxes in 1997, I've done a few mistakes too 
lame
hopefully it's a 110 punchdown and not BIX or 66 ๐
it's part of the spec tho
to eliminate reduce crosstalk
I thankfully stopped doing installs before that became common
it's really not that common
outside of DC's that is
you show people the price of cat5e and cat6A, it's a no-brainer
I don't think anyone does cat5e here the last 15+ years
Then again, most companies have done single mode over multimode to futureproof for over a decade now
Not to mention the shielded cables where you need to make sure there's a path from the insulation to ground through the patch pannel
I've seen so many installs where the shielding has no path to ground, and then they wonder why sending 10gbps over 50 meters is unreliable
Yuck 10G-BaseT
Pretty common these days
I'm seeing a lot of multi-gig and 10G-BaseT WAPs, because you can't sent PoE over fiber ๐
I've seen 5 ports in my life
Across quite s few DC's
I don't do much campus though
Well yeah, inside the rack everything is QSFP+
QSFP56 thank you
Or that ๐
Or QSFP28
But yeah, 10GBase-T backhaul for WAPs is a thing.
QSFP+ is pretty old by now
So is plain old 1gbps SFP, but it's still being slapped on brand new switches
40G is actually pretty dead these days
I haven't deployed a port in over five years probably
It'll either be 25 or 100
Started doing 200 now too
who doesn't ground the racks and panels
I heard they stay in their room on their own
Sometimes they don't, and that is disconcerning
Most of our clients are still running 1gbps end-to-end. We're FINALLY getting 10GBaseT in our own internal installation.
Yikes
I haven't seen a 1G core network outside of Industrial ethernet in over a decade
Tell that to like 80 out of our 90 clients
The only people springing for 10gbps or better are car dealerships and hospitals
We're only deploying 10gbps internally because the owners won't approve a shared storage solution for our internal hypervisors, so we're winding up with two hosts, each with twice as much local storage as they'd normally need, with replication between the two.
Because apparently paying for two DL385 Gen11 servers + upgraded storage boxes + upgraded RAID cards + upgraded PSUs + SSDs for cache + 48 hard disks + upgraded NICs + stacked 10gbps switches was somehow cheaper than skipping 90% of that and getting a SAN for both servers to pull data from.
I've been trying to tell them that, if they want to go this route, 10gbps for replication isn't fast enough, but it's falling on deaf ears ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Oh wow, so simple, thank you!!
No problem. I use that trick every time I shut down to do a hardware upgrade to avoid Windows freaking out on next-boot
Windows doesn't like PCIe devices suddenly appearing while it's hibernated. lol
gross aussies are found with worms in their brains
prob explains the tolerance to the heat
when the wildlife there isn't trying to kill you, it's burrowing into your brain to control you
Huh?
the grab and go's are still a regular thing there
i watched a news clip and people were doing it right infront of the news anchor lmao
Is it? Never seen or heard.
that goes without saying
the day california breaks off into the ocean you'll just be slightly curious why air fare prices gone up due to extended distances from you floating toward russia
If it breaks off, what airfare? we run the "airfare" industry. The rest of the country would have a problem ๐
umm no, most of us, like you.. wouldn't even notice you were gone lol
That's the whole purpose in life. Not be known or missed.
sounds more like the reason for most of my depression... "Not be known or missed"
hey don't feel bad, I've been teaching people for years to reboot by shutting down and turning it back on
and I had a ticket a couple months back and the system uptime was like 3 months and it really needed a reboot
and she said she rebooted but the uptime was still 3+ months
and I totally thought she was pulling my leg about rebooting it
so I went deskside with her and watched her do it and watched it come back up with a 3 month uptime
ARGH
and that's when I discovered the fast boot thing and that restart is now the only restart
@static schoonerdidn't you say at one point you had one of those cat genie things?
ran across a hackaday post showing the dude replacing the guts with an arduino and it shows it's whole "cleaning" cycle.. man that machine looks archaic
it's way too complicated and takes way too long to finish that cycle
did it do it after each use or just once a day?
or was it something you had to manually trigger?
thats crazy
but there's no good time to do it, and it's unusable for 15mins or so
i couldn't even finish watching the video was taking too long lol
it took forever to finish drying
made quite a racket, too
replacing the firmware or innards couldn't fix the design problems it has
Almost 3PM so behind schedule on wine for a Tuesday
we had a littermaid, my only objection to it was the proprietary collection capsules
now I am happy to have only part-time indoor cats
the barncats come inside to loaf on the bed most of the day, building up energy for their nightly murder spree around the farm
@forest edge I never knew there's a flyover state index. You are not that bad just 26. ๐คฃ
how the hell is NJ a flyover? lol
for pigeons
Makes sense.
Detroit Jersey same same
As always number 1 destination for all flights good ol golden state ๐
@forest edge if we breakaway and float where are you going to fly to?
same places i always have.. over where you use to be lol
california is a flyover state for the rest of us
Fly over to where? Bora bora?
Hawaii
expand your diet and your skin won't be so rice paper thin lol
Food down there is awesome if you can stop the sweating
you must be able to count the amount of tolerable destinations on a single hand lol
Of course. Even EU not even stepping there unless early November. ๐คฃ
it's eu, noone steps there regardless
hmm. interesting idea.
(if's fastened to the back of a garage door. as it opens, the hinge flaps open, moving the magnet away from the sensor.
thats kind of old and not as reliable as it would appear
I would always prefer Floor mounted sensors
floor mounted?
check out mr money bags over here installing magnetic detectors in the concrete lol
overpriced contact sensor
It's an interesting idea ๐ probably better to have them split completely, but that depends on having appropriate places to mount.
bulletproof and handles a fairly wide gap
on the side of the garage door is always a place to mount
23 years doing this I don't want to revisit anything once addressed. Once and done solutions, always!!!
yea i didn't do battery either
my shelly does both garage control and contact sensing
๐ one of those ones where you look at how expensive things are, and how annoying replacement is
Replacement?
If you have to replace a floor mounted honeywell sensor, you need to see a tarrot card reader ๐คฃ
57 years in Missouri is not actually forever.
with our climate and fresh air, you are right.. it's just hitting teenager
You wish
Another KC myth
your just mad cause your "golden" state is giving you golden cancer
where the 30 year old girls look 60 due to massive uv skin damage
You just wait 5 more years I will show you the lowest PM2.5
These organic grape wines are growing on me. ๐
organic? as in your normal is synthetic grapes? lol
california would use welch soda in thier wine and claim it's the best
How did you tan it?
tan it?
for preservation, after you skinned them.
does it like take 24 hours before the energy tab in HA populates or something?
One day when you take the greyhound here I will show you. Patience grasshopper
For middle earth it is, right?
not seen any buses in awhile. maybe they are being used up shipping migrants to cali and NY lol
it's both a flyover and drive through state
Drive through state. Lmao. That's a new one
road trip on the way to something more interesting
the jealousy is getting thick again
If you ever think that a Californian is jealous of Missouri, you sir need to see a tarrot card reader.
try telling that to the ones who moved here and can't stop posting crap about wonderful here is compared to there
is that where they pay you $10K to move there?
i wish
Shh don't say your state is cheap
ah, that's Tulsa: https://tulsaremote.com/
from april to november it's non stop how much nice and cleaner everything is then it's all shock about snow and how to handle fetching the mail with a dusting on the ground
thats disgusting
I listened to a podcast about it (Freakonomics, I think)
sounded kinda like progressive summer camp for adults in a gentrified bubble in the deep south
@forest edge out of jokes so when are you going to cross your 25 MI geofence and visit LA and San Diego?
do YOU even visit LA? lets be real.. you probably haven't been in the heart of the city you live on the outkirts of in like 20+ years lol
maybe in 10-20 years after all the crime and homeless and migration has forced you all to redo everythijng it might be worth seeing
my next destination i am even considering is to some cruise ship where I can go from being lazy here to lazy there
Cruise ship ? Really?
it's what old people do
Out of all the things you can do in this world? Okay then
lol all the things
Get on a plane they are safe it's being like that for the last 50 years
slow down.. not everything has to be a rush
stop and smell a flower
in states that can actually grown them that is
You mean stop and smell the overflowing toilets?
naturaly grown and don't need to be constantly tended to to keep alive lol
@forest edge are you this afraid to get on a flight?
to LA? yea.. watch the news once in awhile and you'll see why lol
your state is not the tourist destination it once was
You will be just fine here. Let me know when your fears go away we can plan something out
I read they may even be closing down your disney land.. how sad is that lol
Don't worry about Disney you're 47 years over the age
it's the point.. the sign letting you know it's time to leave the broken state lol
come to the midwest like you kept saying
you probably won't even want to leave
That humidity, no thank you
give it a week and you'll be on here telling @static schooner how crappy cali is compared to missouri lol
with that lovely "forced confession" look
@forest edge one animal style double double will make you rethink everything about your life. Add 2 street tamales to the mix and you would gladly be homeless here
animal style double double? you all just in a mass orgy or something?
does the pilot instruct the passengers to just drop thier pants and jump out of the plane once it's descended to the approperiate height?
Diversity is key here. You want to come without pants hey we welcome you.
sounds like it.. not sure who your pecker lands in lmao
I didn't know it's your thing, but hey come on down.
Is Los Angeles safe 2023?
Total crime is 83% higher than the national average. Violent crime is 331% higher than the national average. Property crime is 34% higher than the national average. The chance of being a victim of crime in South Los Angeles is 1 in 24.
hard pass!
Welcome to urban life buddy
you guys should seriously just do a purge and get it over with
Oh no all that makes us whole.
That too for good food.
Well gotta take my bud for radiation therapy. What would I do without uber.
get your drivers license and a car like everyone else?
just admit it, your afraid your ride would get jacked
Oh not worried at all about that. That's what insurance is for.
yet you continue to fail at giving us your address...
Which one?
the one with the most loot obviously
Calabasas
we too good for purging, we only do rioting
Hi Iยดm looking for a thermostat that works kind of a mechanical thermostat that just communicates HA that the area in which it is needs to be heated (ideally modifying its set point from HA would be nice). Does someone know a sensor that works that way? Iยดve been looking for days and all I find are complicated thermostats. Thank you
anything not mechanical would fall into "complicated"? Venstar makes some very basic digital ones that have local api
#hardware-archived might be able to help
sorry i thougth i was there
Iโve found a lovely circular predicament at work todayโฆ a shelly relay I installed in a gate motor works really well off http get but seems to see post and do nothing with it; but Milestone webhooks seem to only do postโฆ and I donโt think work will let me add a homeassistant to the office
(To be fair, I know I couldnโt be trusted having access to that much control of circuits and things at the company)
Sounds like the Shelly is wrong then
Acting on get is against the http recommendations
I thought it was a bit backwards tbh but Iโm just an electrician and I am sticking to that story
What's backwards?
You reckon I just generate a log of both behaviors and send it to Shelly support to be like โwhat do?โ or submit it as a feature request
That get was being used to ask for state changes and post did nothing
Send them https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc7231#section-4.2.1
And tell them that GET is supposed to be read only
I would rather the thing Iโm after work as opposed to championing the proper use of a function thatโs not relevant to my needs. Call me selfish but I care for my own needs ๐
So what do you expect us to contribute?
Yes. That's why you should open the bug report with a link into the spec why they are wrong and the ones that need to fix it
I wonder if I will ever be mentioned in an RFC 
Why not
Not a lot. This is off topic conversation
Ah. A rant
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Wife just bought this, and it is quite nice
If I still bothered leaving the house I would also get one
That price seems pretty steep for a 14" 1080p LCD monitor
Doesn't even support pen/touch
I'm pretty sure this Asus ProArt display is a better buy. Supports both Displayport and HDMI (the HP display only supports DisplayPort), includes touch support, is color-calibrated out of the box, supports pass-through charging, tripod mount, etc.
https://www.amazon.com/ASUS-Display-Portable-Touchscreen-PA148CTV/dp/B091D4CRTP
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Very frustrating, I consider myself an above average windows user and get screwed over by restarting ๐คฃ
that's pretty nice, but don't think it is avaliable here @subtle pasture
HA gets to you doesnโt it. Me a few months back โIโll just use it as overlay automation to do clever stuff but Iโll still use HomeKit/matter accessoriesโ
Me now โcan I get an esp32 relay to be my heating timer/thermostatโ
why is Sonoma and quad always 'firing shots' at each other? they have a big grudge against each other
and it's actually hilarious
the amount of shot's fired between them
Heh. I'm playing Breath of the Wild with the kids, and my daughter is incredibly upset with the Gerudo for not allowing boys into their town.
That might change sooner than later. 
They should get a room. Or a thread at least.
Every time I poke my head in here and it's 250+ unread messages I know what is going on without looking.
@forest edge doesn't like raccoons, and @tidal bronze really likes raccoons, this is at least 82% of their conflict explained
for an European like me, seeing americans hate each other is really hilarious
i love being here to read it
i love that gif, it explains it so well ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Btw
Someone tell Samsung I don't need WiFi to tell me my ice is out
The literal only function it uses WiFi for.
My wifi enabled bread box is the only way I will keep bread
Glad you enjoy, because that's been the goal of our politicians for decades now.
I love that the first ever Internet connected smart device was a coffee pot
it's like i have a laugh but it's actually very sad, my country is small, but i love my brother country on my right here in europe so it's very weird to see north americans literally hate each other if they are born in different states
I've found that it really comforts my clients when they see me struggling to get the computer to do the thing
Yeah it's terrible, they've been pushing us to divisiveness
Five companies control 95% of the media
And they have their agenda
So it's just like Russia then
so basically the name of the country is actually contradictory to what happens inside it?

"United" States?
Yeah pretty much
We've set ourselves up a system where we're electing idiots.
And if I don't cheer for the same idiot as you, then I am The Enemy
I've said it before the only thing worse than a dictatorship is a two party state
Then you are always in opposition

so basically a country that claims "freedom" as one of the most valuable words to describe them is actually not so free at all
Yeah instead of one despot lining his pockets and acquiring power
We got two groups of them doing it
well, in my country i have about 5/6 different political options, and i hate them all so
They have been trying to disarm us
They have been trying to silence us
shoot then
There is now proof that government officials approached social media companies and pressured them to censor speech that went against the narrative
If they're trying to disarm us after 250 years then they are probably doing something we should shoot them for
Well considering the Webcam was invented to watch a coffee pot.....
Quad and Sonoma don't hate each other, they secretly love each other
it's obvious none of you have ever been in a pub
shortly thereafter was the Coke machine that you could order from your desk
I spent half my youth in the beer gardens and half my adult life in proper pubs
where are you from lol
a bottle, but my bad lol
US
that's only when they genetically modified the plant to grow a bottle around it
pretty much any fair or event you go to, if they have a tent where they serve alcohol, that's the beer garden
never heard that and been to alot of concerts
It's another way of saying the German word "biergarten"
maybe it's a more Midwestern thing since we have a bigger German population
they're everywhere
Yeah that's what I thought but idk I thought they were extremely common lol
you ever been to a fair?
as i said, we don't call those that
Well learn something new everyday lol
you can also smell the culture creeping in
i'll reject that term lol
Started decorating for Halloween, how much automation can you see
All I see is a lampshade that needs to be rotated about 180 degrees
that camera on a tripod?
I just erased it lol
I love magic eraser
Google Photos is one of Google's best apps IMO
Can't wait for them to abandon it suddenly
The AI features are kind of creepy but so convenient. It's crazy how we can be talking about something that happened 10 years ago, I type in some key words, and bam there it is
At this point I've basically lobotomized all of my "smart" devices, and just have HomeAssistant puppeting their corpses
Smartest everything has ever been. lol
i hope these thirdreality smart plugs are worth a crap
You forgot the mirror my dude, easy mistake to make
This is very relatable in life ๐คฃ
This is hilarious: https://www.reddit.com/r/GooglePixel/comments/164u1wu/class_action_lawsuit/
People getting bent out of shape because they inexplicably thought they could upgrade to the new pixel every two years "for free"
...when in reality, they're just financing a phone and getting some other services bundled with it lol
It wasn't even marketed in a misleading manner
It's attached to real pubs cuz kids aren't allowed inside a lot of pubs
Concerts not in middle earth
Do you guys know a way I could make an estimate graph for a statistic
This could probably be more frontend hm
ah yes, everyone that disagrees with the poster is clearly a google Employee
okay Google employee, you are blocked
lmfao
I actually got an ad about it shortly after I bought mine and they actually made it sound like back then, that you would get the next pixel phone or at least the option to switch over after it releases. But I checked the terms and there it was clear that it is just a service bundle. The ad probably meant to grab the attention of Samsung customers, since Samsung actually had a subscription where you can seamlessly switch to the next gen
thats why i'm giving them a shot.
what is that supposed to be? Hipster tunes?
guess my spacebar is being flaky now
Middle Earth brand?
you feeling left out or something?
I was wondering if it was one of those wonderful made in US products
you know, the ones most others can't afford
๐
it is a Razer so yea.. typical california garbage
Only if you become a teapot
15 in St Louis MO alone: https://foursquare.com/top-places/saint-louis/best-places-beer-garden
We did the research so that you don't have to. International Tap House and Amsterdam Tavern are on the list. See what other places made the cut.
citing an article written by someone from NY dosen't count
thats like saying all americans like kelp yet the reality is only tree hugging yuppies on the west coast do
You're welcome to dispute whether they chose the correct top 15, but can't argue that those are beer gardens in St. Louis.
the writer calls them beer gardens
the one exception is the one place that takes the german word for it
Sigh. I'll take the easy one: https://www.budweisertours.com/stlbiergarten
as i just said lol
so they are 'outdoor green spaces for the consumption of alcohol' in Misery, got it
rest of the world: beer garden
The weird thing is even fighting the concept. Why?
the concept? no
stating noone calls them that here
that one buisness's name just took the german word for it, dosen't mean people call them beer garden
now granted these new zoomers are weird.. maybe some in some places do..
but not normally
My 2c, I have heard beer garden before, and my parents also know what a beer garden is (so it's not some gen z thing)
and the au puts his 2c in lol
My town has bars, tap rooms, brewpubs, and a beer garden. One of them has only outdoor seating. I'll give you three guesses.
and your town is located in what country?
well Sonoma asked if we'd ever been to a 'real pub'.... 'real pubs' very often have beer gardens....
California, USA
thank you for proving my point rotf
I mean if we are being truthful I'm shocked they even call a pub a pub in Misery
i doubt you even know what aa "real" pub even is
my brother in Christ
certianly isn't those bamboo shacks your probably thinking of
I grew up in England
England is the birthplace of the pub
so I doubt you know what a real pub is
if you had said Ireland or Scotland i might have given you credit lol
if you didn't know what a beer garden is
They're not pubs in Misery because they're not public. They call the place where they drink a "privy"
I have family in both Ireland and Scotland as well
and that makes YOU an expert?
the ole well i know someone who's been to moon comeback
ok, well let's see here... how many times have you been to England, Scotland, Wales or Ireland?
Sonoma hasn't left his barn
good ole news atleast shows pubs in those two countries are closer to what we have than anywhere else
so my level of pub knowledge is already proven greater than yours
your idea of pansy pubs maybe



