the-water-cooler

[clear ferry]

It's encrypted usenet

[finite atlas]

i live on the edge

and will use the "my wifi router has no password" excuse

[clear ferry]

Norwegian ISPs usually tell Murica legislators to build a mudhut anyway

[glacial knot]

sadly we have our own blood suckers

[finite atlas]

or well worst case, get the mole vpn for 4,50 a month

[next pond]

Anyone has tried to paint a smart Home Button so it glows in darkness?

[clear ferry]

Shouldn't be hard, glow in the dark paint is cheap, and smart buttons are cheap

Not that I've ever seen a need for it

but I have working night vision

my wife on the other hand does not

[last cedar]

Probably all the carrots you eat

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/bNaIV.gif

[forest edge]

correct, but frozen mud cave is an acceptable answer as well

[clear ferry]

https://i.redd.it/3cxpzi1957h91.jpg

[static schooner]

Good thing the world is warming up and air conditioning exists

We'll find a way to use it all

[clear ferry]

They have so much power up north now that they are just having to drop it

$4-5M a day in lost revenue

While here down south we have so little power that we are having to have subsidies

[static schooner]

Let me introduce you to the 'power grid'

[clear ferry]

Yeah, for some reason they decided not to make the interlinking very good

so they can only transfer so much

so the swedes are buying it from the north, transporting it south and selling it back to us

with profit

half Texas solution

[clear ferry]

I should pickup my Yellow² from customer so I can install HAOS on it and post pictures in #yellow-archived

Think it had Intel Xeon E3-1284L v3 + 64GB RAM and dual NVMe + 10G 🤔

[forest edge]

https://youtu.be/S8LtffE5mU8

[clear ferry]

Don't think I've seen a litre bottle in a decade

We have 0.5, 1.5, 1.75, 2.0

[clever mortar]

It's not common here for fizzy drinks, though they do exist. More likely to find a litre of milk, or spirits

[clear ferry]

Milk is either 0.5, 1.0 or 1.75 here

Spirits are usually 0.5 or 0.75, although 1.0 does exist

[clever mortar]

Yeah, but ya'll have a strange relationship with alcohol

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-vodka-betty-betty-white-5o-clock-gif-16833311

[clear ferry]

Well, we don't sell them in the general store yes

https://tenor.com/view/aa-aa-meeting-sobriety-homer-simpson-no-booze-gif-13649423

[clever mortar]

As the saying goes, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, get drunk, and fall over, no problem.

[hushed basalt]

Does anyone have any recommendations for a HDMI de-embedder that can go between ARC hdmi output of a TV and a soundbar

And output downmixed stereo to analog or Toslink and pass the audio through to the soundbar

[clear ferry]

For the wife?

[hushed basalt]

Looking at getting a Sonos beam with ikea rears

But it's all moot if I can't output to toslink or rca simultaneously

[umbral cliff]

Some TVs can do dual output, might be good to see if your TV can do it?

(But can recommend the Sonos & ikea stuff, has been working perfectly for me & sounding good too)

[clear ferry]

Yeah, all of mine could always do dual

Both arc and headphones+toslink out

For Samsung and LG

I looked at the Sonos Arc recently, but went with Klipsch Cinema 600 instead

Very happy

[finite atlas]

sounds like a very german problem
we produce plenty power in the north, but the south who consumes it the most refuses to build new powerlines, because "they are ugly"

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/rammstein-gif-25800950

[hushed basalt]

Mine does dual output if one of those sources is tv speakers

But typically HDMI arc gets completely offloaded

My experience is 0/4 for that capability

Samsung, Sony, LG and Samsung

[brazen fable]

Too much power is a real issue tho

The energy needs to be used

[clear ferry]

Well, they needed to dump their water magazines

Because they were overflowing

[brazen fable]

Physical batteries could be a solution like pumping water uphill

but that's expensive and difficult to create

and only really works in certain areas

[clear ferry]

The price difference between north and south is currently 486%

[brazen fable]

North and south what

[clear ferry]

Norway

[brazen fable]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I replaced the wifi card in my laptop. Was so much easier than I thought it'd be

from wifi 5 700mbps to 5000mbps wifi 6e

Literally took 15 minutes lmao

[last cedar]

@clear ferry get a hydrogen generator

Surely will be no issues for anyone, or your own nuclear power station

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/hydrogen-gif-23163794

[last cedar]

Yikes

Looks like someone is now out of a job

[restive vapor]

A screw into a lift control unit?????
What?

[glacial knot]

My university runs its own nuclear reactor

[restive vapor]

What the job is that

Who planed that location

And who excutes it

That's not a logic to screw into a lift controller

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simspons-homer-nuclear-correction-nucular-gif-17370221

[last cedar]

Gief

[clear ferry]

@last cedar

[finite atlas]

oh surprjse

[hushed basalt]

It's a feature not a bug

I'm sure they were just validating their disaster recovery strategy

[restive vapor]

also trying to adding my rpi microcontroller to hass

[clever mortar]

To be fair, not enough orgs really test their DR plans. It's amazing how rarely they actually work.

What do you mean that one keyholder is overseas on holiday, and the other is in a pub, somewhere, drunk off their face?

[restive vapor]

i do test mine
(Not the physical style one, but for my backends)

but sometimes it fails due to my error
like accidently download it to a circutpy drive

so i need more pratice i think

[clever mortar]

DR Plans should account for human error, and should be well documented

They'll get long, but that's the nature of a good plan. It covers all the common failure modes, and as many of the uncommon ones as you experience

[restive vapor]

first step i should add
UNPLUG all circutpython device

[umbral cliff]

My DR plan is run around like a headless chicken then deal with it later

[clever mortar]

That's scarily close to the DR plan I've seen in many commercial orgs

[umbral cliff]

😂😂😂

Granted I’m probably ahead as I have offsite backups to other cities & overseas too

[clever mortar]

That's a step up from most

[umbral cliff]

Rsync is painful but it’s worked for me

[restive vapor]

Added my rasp pico to hass

[clever mortar]

I've seen one that got it really right, they ran a multi-site setup in an active cluster and would fail out one location every week. They even used their backups to build a test environment for deploying changes. That processed followed the site DR plan.

They knew, and fixed, all the failure states for their DR plans, and knew their backups were good as they were using them at least weekly

[umbral cliff]

Wow that’s impressive

[clever mortar]

They understood the value in doing it right (they got other stuff wrong instead)

[umbral cliff]

My DR plan for home is go back to a generic router to provide backup wifi until I can get something working

Then slowly rebuild

[clever mortar]

I have a spare router - mostly because when I upgraded the service they sent me another one, so I configured it and put it on the shelf

I don't have a spare switch, but ... eh, those things run forever. Right? Right?

[glacial knot]

you can do without games for a while 🙂

I have 2 almost equivalent switches either way. So if one fails...

[umbral cliff]

I also have one for similar reason (I needed one for my service immediately, swapped after I got around to proper networking)

[last cedar]

Same shit we have in Sweden

[static schooner]

can relate

[clear ferry]

What do you mean it is all in the head of that one guy, who by chance died of a heart attack the week before the dr plan was needed

[orchid rose]

Is the southern norwegian grid completely cut off from the north?

[clear ferry]

Not completely

[finite atlas]

Many northern europe country sell energy to the more southern countries like gernomoney, since its more profitable.
The more northern parts of norway, sweden and finnland dont have enough high power transmission line capacity for it.

[clear ferry]

Google translate this will give you the numbers

https://www.europower-energi.no/nett/dette-er-begrensningene-som-hindrer-lik-strompris-i-norge/2-1-1084374

Paired with this image

[orchid rose]

Just make power lines go through mountains

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[static schooner]

so all the power is produced where nobody lives?

[clear ferry]

Well, usually we have enough power down south

Not the last two years

Which is a very drastic and fast change

[orchid rose]

lots of hydropower in the north I imagine. And it's cold and mountainy so not many people live there

and unlike flatter countries it's hard to build high capacity grids

Sweden doesn't have the latter excuse. It's pretty silly that it makes more sense to transport energy from northern Sweden to northern Finland and then from there down south and back to Sweden

[clear ferry]

96% of Norway is hydro

If memory serves right

[last cedar]

If only there was a way to see that people would be using more electric, and that Germany would turn off their reactors, for example... if only there was some way to know /s

[forest edge]

3rd world problems..

[orchid rose]

More like 1st world problems, when we need to pay more for stuff. It becomes 3rd world problems when you have a whole state without power

[tidal bronze]

In KC? That's normal right?

[forest edge]

sorry couldn't read your message while looking at this map... https://www.cummins.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/Outage7 - In-story image 1.JPG

[tidal bronze]

I think you are always worrying about things that's pointless. Yep, worry about the state with most, solar panels, battery back ups and genracs 🤣

[forest edge]

yet ironically you still manage to hold the record for sheer amount of power outages in total lol

you may wanna invest more in those battery back ups lol

what good are these fancy solar and wind farms when the delivery lines that supply that power to the homes are always on fire? lmao

[static schooner]

I'll just say that California is a pretty big state and all parts are not equal

[forest edge]

yea a small portion hogs all the resources and watches the other parts starve lol

[static schooner]

we were hit by rolling blackouts for a few hours a few years ago, but it's really not an issue in San Diego

[tidal bronze]

It's not like putting 2 x incandescent bulbs at 2 corners of a barn. We got things to run and the consumption, I just think you can comprehend living in a state like MI@forest edge

Just like atx compares 3 Sq ft landmass and 2 people to US, every 3 minutes, just not comparable

[forest edge]

I call bullshit, most of your silicone valley done left for texas.. the only thing you have left to power is your ac units and water pumps now lol

[tidal bronze]

You dream. Only con artists left to TX

[forest edge]

uh huh lol

[tidal bronze]

Do you ever hear a Californian or New Yorker ever mention a name of another state?

[forest edge]

yes

[tidal bronze]

It just don't matter.

[forest edge]

when they come here fleeing for thier lives

[tidal bronze]

Like I said it's not for everyone, people who leave mostly can't make their worth, sad but that's that.

[forest edge]

there are videos showcasing mud hut villages in california at the likes even @clear ferry would be proud to call home

[tidal bronze]

You can drool its alright. Unfortunately, there is no KENTUCKY CITY dream, so there's that. Collectively do better to make it a dream and not place where people who lost their dreams end up.

[forest edge]

you cali's had your 15 minutes of fame, now all you got left is flames

[static schooner]

the rest of the country runs on what we make here. almonds, apparently

[forest edge]

wino's

[tidal bronze]

💯

Talks big game brings nothing to the table, at least anything of substance.

[clear ferry]

All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray, I've been for a walk on a Missouri day

[tidal bronze]

Oh other than cloud berries. 🤣

[clear ferry]

Missouri dreamin' on a winter's day

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-iron-mike-herman-cain-thats-methed-up-eye-glasses-gif-17636738

[forest edge]

the midwest produces plenty

[clear ferry]

Meth yes

[forest edge]

maybe lol

[tidal bronze]

I am going to get booted from this flight laughing out this loud.

GTS start talking about North Dakota, something KC can relate to.

[forest edge]

you mean states that aren't on fire?

that have water?

that have power?

[tidal bronze]

@clear ferry found cloud berries in Alaska. Plenty there.

It's a thing there, who knew.

[clear ferry]

Not as good as the Norwegian ones, Alaska is just more russian Norway with more Southern climate and more bears

[forest edge]

kind of have to disagree with you on that one

[tidal bronze]

Will check out Norway ones next month if they available

[clear ferry]

I'll drop them off at the airport for you

Frozen berries picked up north last year

I have multiple kilos in my fridge

Great on lefses

[tidal bronze]

I will keep you posted, planning to stop by for 2 nights

[forest edge]

ew your going to norway?

[tidal bronze]

Was not planning, but gotta meet a friend.

[clear ferry]

We at least don't have any Kansas City

[forest edge]

more lies, no one befriends norwegians

[tidal bronze]

Well it's a long ass journey, 2 days not gonna kill me

[clear ferry]

Shame you are too late for midnight sun

At least a proper one

[tidal bronze]

Been there done that.

[forest edge]

this is why you are oblivious to all the shit happening in your state. you are never there lol

you are the living version of Tom Hanks in that movie The Terminal

watching cali burn on tv in the airport lol

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-legs-lt-dan-lieutenant-dan-forrest-gump-gif-18616241

[tidal bronze]

London, Dubrovnik, Istanbul, some Swiss cheese and Amsterdam/Norway. Hopefully 12 days will be enough. 🤣

[forest edge]

enough to catch something contagious for sure

[static schooner]

that's a superspreader trip, for sure

no way you're coming back without some sort of pox

[last cedar]

Come visit me, and being me a raccoon

[tidal bronze]

Trying do my part

@last cedar where you @

[last cedar]

Sweden

[static schooner]

A/S/L

[tidal bronze]

Lol

[last cedar]

Ooooh

[tidal bronze]

AIM used to be asl not a/s/l come on now

[last cedar]

About 3/ yes please/ currently outside a house with a doormat

#justraccoonthings

About 100km east of Stockholm

Give or take

[tidal bronze]

Been there many times. Love it.

[last cedar]

Are we confirming my raccoon delivery then?

Is this the moment I have been waiting for my whole life?

[tidal bronze]

I only have a tickets to London and return from AMS. So going to take it as it comes. Wife has friends to meet in London. I have 2 street food places to try in Istanbul, rest is mix and match. 😀

[glacial knot]

do you work for something flight related?

[tidal bronze]

No

[glacial knot]

How come you fly so much then? Just bored and got the means?

[tidal bronze]

Some work some fun, but I do collect loads of miles flying for work.

[clear ferry]

Hahahaha

This is my exact experience in Georgia

https://v.redd.it/z3us3v3n4ah91

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-cry-tears-funny-wiping-tears-gif-23475965

My only hope is if one happens to escape whilst I am at a wildlife park

That would be terrible

[tidal bronze]

Haha.

[last cedar]

Gonna go down south to look at them

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-racon-racoon-raccoon-eating-raccoons-gif-24115150

[static schooner]

we warn kids about that early in life

[clear ferry]

Y'all cray

[glacial knot]

we do have these kinda ending sidewalks here as well
but they always continue on the other side. And the road is max 2 lanes (total, not per direction)

[static schooner]

The area around my parents' house in Atlanta is completely devoid of sidewalks and it drove me crazy. No problem here

[tidal bronze]

@clear ferry MO is good. You should try Connecticut 😜

@forest edge Dude what's up with MI and internet, shit you not, everytime you pass MO area, internet gets sucked right out. What gives???

Finally

[static schooner]

It's just logic

[clever mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-deja-vu-matrix-glitch-black-cat-glitch-in-the-matrix-keeanu-reeves-gif-14603491

[orchid rose]

probably the best scene of the movie - and it's one of the greatest movies of all time 👀

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/salem-sabrina-hilda-zelda-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-gif-21405085

[tidal bronze]

Greatest of all time 🤯🤔

[orchid rose]

I mean it's between The Matrix, 2001, and Vertigo for me

[forest edge]

told ya before, we don't like freeloaders. get your own internet from somewhere else you moocher

[tidal bronze]

So no big energy?

[forest edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDwwHARXYAAv0yq?format=jpg&name=small

[umbral cliff]

Why would you walk barefoot down a street. That’s just dangerous

[tidal bronze]

@forest edge love the way your people show love 👍 I guess KC got people with "go back attitude" 🤣 1765 all over again.

[restive vapor]

that your car?

[restive vapor]

ours end at a roadside dirty water ditch

so if you keep walking without seeing

goood luck

[forest edge]

that picture is from Oregon your neighbor lmao

[gaunt ermine]

Please will you consider creating a 3D Printing channel so those of us that print can discuss it and share designs for things like switch plate covers and sensor brackets? Thank you

[trail crag]

@gaunt ermine You don't have (and don't want) to tag all mods in every time zone for that discussion. There are enough around that one would see this

You call all mods when there is something urgent, like a spam account for example

[gaunt ermine]

Sorry. I didn't know what the system was

I've untagged it. I'm in another community where that is expected behaviour if you want the mods to look at something

[trail crag]

Adding a 3d print channel has come up before. We can probably add it but I'll ask the others

[gaunt ermine]

Thank you

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/conversation3d-printer-fall-crumble-conversation-3d-printer-3dprinter-gif-24981152

[last cedar]

Or if anyone catches me a pet raccoon

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/michelleometer-protagonize-michelle-gomes-michelle-gomez-gif-18793230

[frank hill]

just completed a Proof of concept of running apple carplay in home assistant. Audio was routed through snapcast to all clients. UI embedded in an Iframe. Actually feels super nice playing radio and songs through spotify! Also aslong as the browser that home assistant is run in allows access to a microphone should be able to get siri working too

[dusky plank]

yes

[tidal bronze]

Almost forgot how to flash tasmota 😆

[last cedar]

Nice one!!

[forest edge]

are sticking the wires into the AC outlet properly?

[tidal bronze]

Always

[glacial knot]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/08/13/67d12cdb7509f790.mp4 free food!

[last cedar]

Aftermath - everyone massacred by the raccoons who didn't get the food

[forest edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397426163649216512/972063996104540160/coyyumm.gif

[clear ferry]

https://i.imgur.com/CAYQsO8.jpg

[finite atlas]

just dont bother with it, its that easy

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-clap-yay-clapping-happy-gif-5243246

[finite atlas]

you'll probably love that one @clear ferry
https://youtu.be/JiVGOpMr87w

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-gif-18070162

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-urkel-family-matters-nerd-alert-geek-gif-14265266

[lapis ravine]

Hi, is udpbroadcastrelay still working on your pfsense?

[sand agate]

Yes it is

[lapis ravine]

I'm trying to relay WeatherFlow tempest udp port 50222 broadcast, from the IOT vlan to the HA vlan

I installed udpbroadcastrelay on pfsense ce 2.6.0 (freebsd 12.3) and ran the following:
udpbroadcastrelay --id 42 --port 50222 --dev re1.900 --dev re1.10 -d
and the result is...
ID set to 42 Port set to 50222 ID: 42 (DSCP: 42, ToS: 0xa8), Port 50222 re1.900: 15 / 10.0.9.1 / 10.0.9.63 re1.10: 17 / 10.0.0.65 / 10.0.0.127 found 2 interfaces total Done Initializing

tcpdump on the re1.900 interface does show the udp packets from the WF hub to 255.255.255.255, but nothing is showing on the re1.10 interface

[sand agate]

This is what I have in my Shellcmd /usr/bin/nohup /usr/local/sbin/udpbroadcastrelay --id 1 --port 5353 --dev igb0.107 --dev igb0.10 --dev igb0.100 --multicast 224.0.0.251 -s 1.1.1.1 -f > /dev/null
Looks like I have the additional multicast flag as well as -s (whatever that is)

[lapis ravine]

I figured I would not need the multicast flag since it is only using the broadcast address

[sand agate]

🤷 I have no idea lol. When it comes to broadcast/multicast I don't know much

[lapis ravine]

okay, thanks.
I still need help if anyone else is familiar with either udpbroadcastrelay or the WeatherFlow to MQTT addon

[sand agate]

@lapis ravine you might have to set your source ip (the -s is the source ip)

[lapis ravine]

I tried that optional flag too. no luck

[sand agate]

@lapis ravine did you try it with 1.1.1.1? https://github.com/marjohn56/udpbroadcastrelay#udp-broadcast-relay-for-linux--freebsd--pfsense--opnsense

@lapis ravine also, you may need to make sure to add a firewall rule as relayed packets do not establish a RELATED firewall relationship

That is pretty much all I know about it

[lapis ravine]

yeah, I've tried 1.1.1.1.
And this data is one way, not as complicated as Sonos or other "discovery" communications that require return packets.
For now, I'm just sniffing packets on the other interface to see if there are any broadcast packets, but there are none.

I'm not sure this binary is actually binding to anything.
What version of pfsense / freebsd is still working for you?

[sand agate]

I am CE 2.6.0 FreeBSD 12.3

Are you making sure to use /usr/bin/nohup /usr/local/sbin/udpbroadcastrelay

[lapis ravine]

I tried that too... but that should only matter if I am closing the terminal and the binary is not in my PATH

[lapis ravine]

How did you install?

[sand agate]

I think I used shell... but it has been so long ago that I did it that I don't remember

[sand agate]

ah, found it. Installed using pkg install udpbroadcastrelay

[lapis ravine]

yeah, that's what I did too.
what's your output of pkg info udpbroadcastrelay

[velvet horizon]

@sand agate posted a code wall, it is moved here --> https://hastebin.com/idupejokov

[lapis ravine]

thanks. Mine is the exact same except for freebsd version 1203000

[finite atlas]

@clear ferry rate my ZFS setup
a single 1TB 2,5" HDD, with 1 Reallocated_Sector_Ct error, on a server without ECC Ram

[clear ferry]

[clear ferry]

@last cedar
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChKrNiIu_Rz/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

[last cedar]

I told you the thumbs were useful

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-seen-it-jared-dines-its-not-new-to-me-electric-guitar-gif-20539014

[last cedar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/woddpa/baby_porcupine_eating_a_peony_on_my_peony_farm_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Looks like I need a porcupine too

Ffs

[sterile ledge]

hi together. Maybe somebody has an idea to a Github problem i have. If i run python python setup.py --version local it has the correct output. In my case "1.0.7.post0.dev32". But if i run that in Github Actions it always returns "0.post0.dev1". Here is the action log: https://github.com/hahn-th/homematicip-rest-api/actions/runs/2859133793

Btw: i am using versioneer and setuptools

[glacial knot]

@finite atlas while it's on topic, this might interest you https://github.com/home-assistant/core/compare/dev...Ongy:core:MediaPlayerEntitit-for-Jellyfin (still WiP)

[finite atlas]

no clue what that is

[glacial knot]

Upgrade to the Jellyfin<>HA Integration. That allows to react to player state and control the player sessions from HA if needed

[finite atlas]

jokes on you, i dont run home assistant currently

[glacial knot]

D:

well, I really only did it for myself, so Joke goes over my head 😂

[dusky plank]

Me neither, do you like my new Homey Pro?

[glacial knot]

what is this atrocity?

[dusky plank]

High-performance computing of course

[finite atlas]

looks very low-performancy

i dont like the unsimplistic look

[wild elm]

It looks like an RGB hamburger

[dusky plank]

You guys just stuck in HA land, come to the homey side with RGB for everyone!

[glacial knot]

RGB and what looks like miner cards

[clear ferry]

🤢

[zinc trellis]

Finally, my little contribution to HA Ecosystem 🙂 https://github.com/GamerClassN7/HA_Desktop_Companion/releases/tag/0.0.1-alfa It is just small think but i am so happy achieving this goal of mine 🙂 Feel Free to give me any feedback 🙂

[wild elm]

Imma put RGB fans on my rpi that runs my home assistant

[clear ferry]

You already got your first PR

[zinc trellis]

Thank you 🙂 i am not a native speaker, so I try my best with README but , but nobody is perfect i guess 😄 Thank you once more for corrections 🙂

[knotty wraith]

Well i just accidentally killed the Jenkins master for my team, killing all deployments for the next little while, i guess it's time for lunch, on the good side i did find an exploit that the Jenkins team should block permissions for.

[last cedar]

Poor Jenkins

[clear ferry]

Gotta do something with two sleeping kids in the car

[glacial knot]

drive?

[umbral cliff]

@clear ferry Nice bio

[last cedar]

I wouldn't say fat

I would say horizontally unchallenged

[glacial knot]

unbound circumference

[clear ferry]

It's the best I can do without being a pretentious fuck

[clear ferry]

I have driven probably 10-12k extra kilometres per year with sleeping kids already

[glacial knot]

I meant, instead of doing weird PRs you might concentrate

[clear ferry]

Well, I was parked

Waiting for them to wake up

[dusky plank]

https://tenor.com/view/system-of-a-down-wake-up-chop-suey-rock-music-serj-tankian-gif-25985019

[clear ferry]

Getting better @last cedar

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-the-office-yikes-this-is-the-worst-cringe-gif-21219465

Friend got offered a 3 year contract now, fixed price, also in SE3

I have 54 öre fixed price

They were offered it at....

|| 343 öre ||

[clear ferry]

LÅL

[last cedar]

Mmm

Same supplier

As I have

[clear ferry]

Meanwhile my friend up north is currently paying 0.1 øre flexible

[last cedar]

I couldn't have picked a better time to sort

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-exotic-tiger-king-never-recover-financially-broke-gif-16765645

[last cedar]

There is no alternative, I need solar panels before my contract goes out

[clear ferry]

Thankfully I'm in a house with 3x normal income

[last cedar]

And I really could do with a battery too

Electric will never be cheap again

[clear ferry]

Buy some broken EVs

Reuse batteries for power wall

[last cedar]

Considering it

[clear ferry]

Had a friend do that for his cabin

Works really nice

[last cedar]

Pellets have gone up 500 sek per pallet

And set to go up more too

I am just glad that the mortgage is so low

[low harness]

I heard my in-laws were offered like 250 öre/kWh fixed rate in SE1 recently.

I'm sticking to my 35 in SE4.

Though I think that runs out soon-ish.

[dusky plank]

I produce all the power i need with solar now. no more electricity bills

[static schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mrburnssu-mrburnssun-gif-22510204

[dusky plank]

power companies pay me now!

[static schooner]

Don't taunt them

[last cedar]

For SE1 that is robbery

[last cedar]

Any details?

I am thinking I would need batteries for at least a week to go off grid

Thanks to Swedish winter where we don't see the big lightbulb for days

[low harness]

I know. It's insane!

[dusky plank]

I'm not off grid. I feed power back to the grid with daylight and can still consume some grid power if needed

It's a industrial setup in combination with certain contracts. the solar field is about a kilometer away from my home and the power still uses the grid to get back to me

[glacial knot]

so you still get an outage when power's out in your area?

[dusky plank]

yup. will need a separate storage for that

[last cedar]

Aha, fair enough

[last cedar]

I feel like if the price triples, I need to generate my own power to cover the extra cost, if that makes sense

But at some point it becomes uneconomical

[last cedar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Raccoons/comments/woumt9/baby_raccoon_learning_how_to_drive/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

My new car came today

Only kidding my new car will never come

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-nelson-the-simpsons-gif-14411011

[glacial knot]

is also waiting for the new car

[clear ferry]

VW is approaching Cisco lead time last i heard

14m

[static schooner]

I'm happy that I bought my car back in 2018 and didn't go for a lease. Choosing when to sell/buy feels better than being forced when the lease expires

[last cedar]

Mmm, or just decide you want to keep it forever

[clear ferry]

I considered leasing

But with two kids

That would be an economic failure

Rather save $50k buying a 3 year old car

[last cedar]

Yes

How did the warranty repairs go @clear ferry ?

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-michael-fassbender-perfectionist-perfect-gif-7910211

Fixed everything in 6h

Took 3 people to disassemble the roof

[glacial knot]

how do I save 50k on a car, when my car isn't even worth that much 😄

[static schooner]

In socialist Norway, car company pays you!

[clear ferry]

It's $125k new

I paid $71k

My used Leaf has actually increased in value since I bought it

Roughly $3k

[glacial knot]

for the XC90?

[clear ferry]

Yes

[shadow prawn]

My car has cost roughly 2k€ 🤷🏼‍♂️

[glacial knot]

is it as nice as the XC90?

[shadow prawn]

Even nicer

[glacial knot]

nice!

[clear ferry]

Lügen!

Does it have 7 seats?

[static schooner]

maybe 2 of them do

[clear ferry]

[glacial knot]

nah, it's one of those with 3 seats front row, 3 seats back row

[clear ferry]

That sounds like a Hiace

I actually saw a truck today

[shadow prawn]

I do not need seven seats not even more than one

[clear ferry]

Should have taken a picture for Sodoma

[shadow prawn]

Foreveralone.jpeg

[clear ferry]

Does it at least have 408bhp then?

[shadow prawn]

Do not need that, too

[glacial knot]

that's not a need. that's a want

[shadow prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bicycle-riding-pee-wee-gif-22033814

[glacial knot]

in that regard, I prefer the 400HP BEV XC40 though

[clear ferry]

Does it at least have hybrid drive then @shadow prawn

[glacial knot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/flintstones-10hDCVo7lTQlIk

[shadow prawn]

No but an oldtimer license plate

[clear ferry]

No 700l luggage room without folding down seats either?

[glacial knot]

does the XC90 come with the children included?

[clear ferry]

Fortunately not

[last cedar]

If there was one with otters, porcupines and raccoons included I would be all over it

[glacial knot]

should I ask our dealer if he can get you a raccoon volvo?

[static schooner]

I'm still waiting for the Mr. Fusion version that runs on trash and discarded doormats

[forest edge]

could always try and get your hands on one of these https://youtu.be/TLl9LS3KO5U

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-futurama-fry-take-my-money-money-gif-15195954

[low harness]

Nice sudoku yesterday https://app.crackingthecryptic.com/sudoku/7L6tHTrdBq

An easy one

[forest edge]

only in norway would you see a guy pull up in a modern ev then use a primitive bow and arrow to mass murder people

[clear ferry]

Yes, people with mental health issues can't buy firearms here thankfully

[fallow karma]

New is less than 20 years old for me.

[umbral cliff]

Yay my car is not new to you 😄

[fallow karma]

Show me your rig

One of my best is Renault scenic I bought it with totally shot engine and i rebuilt it with junkyard parts found on the floor of my workshop.

[clear ferry]

Renault

🤢

[glacial knot]

not even for free

[clear ferry]

Parts off the floor sounds like regular french car quality though

[last cedar]

My own car is a 99 V70 that has gone 292k km.

I have a works Octavia that we have as a company car, I pay tax for the right to use it privately and pay for the fuel that I use doing that, but all repairs etc are covered by the company. About the cheapest car you can possibly own.

There is no way I would have a new car otherwise.

The saga is this, I ordered in April 21, Skoda (and VW and Audi and Seat) had issues with software and all their platforms were effected. My work decided to not take in more cars till they were fixed, so they sat on the order until September 21. When the order finally went through it was delayed from "you will have it by Christmas" (2021) to it not have started being built yet, so probably 0 chance of it being in 2022 either now.

The part that sucks most is that it is a hybrid and I need a charging point. We buy them ourselves, and get back 3kr (sek) per kWh the car charges for, until the government change the tax rules, but I don't want to be out 20k sek for a charger point I can't use. So I have to time the order and installation of that around a car that I don't know if or when it comes haha

[clear ferry]

Money back for charging

That's a great idea

I get 3.5nok paid per kilometer driven in any car

Good money with EV

Costs me 180 nok to charge the leaf at 3nok per kWh, and with 400km range that means 1200 back

[glacial knot]

so you'd make money if you just have someone drive around the roundabout?

[clear ferry]

If I could say it was for work

Sure

Wouldn't be the strangest request I've had

[last cedar]

Work uses to give away the charging point, it was okay. Now that is not allowed. So basically they will pay for it eventually, instead. All dependant on when the government decides to stop it

I am worried it will be soon as they are threatening electric shortages

[last cedar]

That is the stupid part

For me to get the 3 kr, the charger has to report the usage

But there is no way of telling what I was charging, so theoreticqlly you could charge all your neighbours cars on rotation, and then they would have to prove you are not being honest

But we have to have their charging point, we are not allowed to tell them how much we have charged for

Which seems silly, as it is very easy to check

[clear ferry]

Well

With tibber you can

I can see how much my Volvo has charged

If the car integrates into tibber, it will track usage per car

Unfortunately the leaf does not, so that comes as a seperate charged total number, with no ties to car

Which is easy with two cars, with three where two aren't integrated, that would be impossible

[last cedar]

Exactly

So we only have 3 chargers to choose from

[clear ferry]

Easee and one more is good

[last cedar]

Will end up being the double outlet chargeamps with a load balancer

The easee seems to be most peoples favorite

[clear ferry]

Zaptec

Just now supported in tibber app

[last cedar]

Thr garo is also good, apart from the particular model not allowing the app to work/ network connection, it is 4G only

[clear ferry]

I have easee, it's great

[last cedar]

I wanted a garo to pull data from the load balancer for house load and such

[clear ferry]

Supports NFC too if you want to unlock via tap

[last cedar]

But alas, they make you pay top dollar and the app doesn't even work

[clear ferry]

Easee also supports load balancing

Afaik

I only have single phase

[last cedar]

https://chargeamps.com/sv/produkt/charge-amps-aura/

[last cedar]

Will be getting one of those

What, you only have single phase? What kind of peasants electrical connection is that?!

Or your easee is only single phase?

The sucky part with that charger though is no attached cables, will need 2 eventually.

Going to run on 3 phase 16A for 11kW

But the octavia hybrid is only charging from a single phase

[clear ferry]

My peasant house is from 84

[last cedar]

So it takes like 3 hours 30 mins

[clear ferry]

3p was the norm from 91

[last cedar]

Aha

[clear ferry]

Except in the West, there it was from the 70s I think

[last cedar]

I mean, it doesn't make any difference, for those peasant servers you run

Real servers run 400V 3 phase

Didn't your have 63A though? Main fuse

[last cedar]

I went up to 20A for more headroom. The water heater is 3 phase, like 3kW

[clear ferry]

You mean 48v dc

[last cedar]

400V 3 phase DC

With common plus to make everything rust

[clear ferry]

Shiiiiiiiit

[last cedar]

If there was a british server brand, it would be like that

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-sheit-mad-angry-gif-17619742

[wet cave]

G'Day @junior forge can i help in any way..?

[junior forge]

?

[wet cave]

with discord or ha... have some programming skills and love helping ppl solve issues...

[junior forge]

well, I would say, go to the issue tracker and solve something 😄

[wet cave]

on github i presume..?

[clear ferry]

[midnight adder]

How do I add my **rgb merkury lightbulbs **to home assistant the lights use an app called geeni?

[clear ferry]

Probably you don't, perhaps via tuya

[midnight adder]

Ima try hold on

[clear ferry]

That said, you are better off replacing it

Sounds like cloud stuff

[midnight adder]

Tuya smart?

[clear ferry]

Maybe

[midnight adder]

Kk I’m installing it

[junior forge]

Yes, all of Home Assistant is open source an managed on GitHub

[midnight adder]

Thx man/ woman

[clear ferry]

[midnight adder]

How do I add third party integrations to home assistant?

[junior forge]

You might want to check out: https://hacs.xyz

[clear ferry]

By reading the docs

Also

.offtopic

Eh bots asleep

[last cedar]

I need a raccoon, but I live in Sweden, can you help with that at all?

[clear ferry]

https://i.imgur.com/Ct5wFA5.jpg

[late gate]

@clear ferry Apps in norwegian? PUKE!

[clear ferry]

I used to be like you, now I am multilingual

But I'm reflashing my phone anyway, will probably revert to English

[forest edge]

you mean british.. colour

[clear ferry]

Yes, proper English

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peanut-nuts-pun-gif-7427900

[fallow karma]

Brand is not important for me, the price is. I bought it for 1,8K pln, repaired for 1,5 , now is worth about 6-6,5K. I got to ride it an half of year, otherwise i will pay tax . Then i will sell it.

[clear ferry]

https://i.redd.it/t658lftmx1i91.png

[finite atlas]

https://images.pr0gramm.com/2022/08/16/2033d53c5121152b.png

[forest edge]

but it's fine

[static schooner]

Michelle in NYC: Raccoon in the City

How to Investigate Your Next New York Apartment Like a Reporter
A raccoon invasion. Human feces in the lobby. Flooding. Avoid these apartment nightmares by reading a ProPublica investigative reporter’s guide to backgrounding your next New York City rental.

https://www.propublica.org/article/nyc-apartments-background-flooding-real-estate?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter#1394848 (for completeness)

[last cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/escalated-quickly-anchorman-drinking-gif-5112090

[tidal bronze]

Never thought making dashboards would be this hard. 😩

[clear ferry]

Just don't make them

[finite atlas]

let others figure it out and just stick with their design

[clear ferry]

LÅL

Good thing I don't even run the corporate image

[clear ferry]

Watching this guy on Reddit with his power draw

Vs me last Thursday

[forest edge]

it's your shitty infrastructure. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Skm4X3WFMM/maxresdefault.jpg

you make californians feel better so there is that..

[last cedar]

What the hell was pulling so much?! 10kW in an hour is impressive

[finite atlas]

car charging

[last cedar]

I guess that is the only explination

[tidal bronze]

I agree 💯had some spare time so just wanted to try it out. Now I know why I never made a dashboard 🤣 damn too many entities

Although, mushroom template card makes me wanna
....... 😆

[tidal bronze]

Where do you buy your bacon? 10kw bacon 🤔

[finite atlas]

@clear ferry you'll love to hear, that my linux iso's i stored on the HDD are starting to show defects
seems like i gotta swap it out

What does the master suggest for cheap mass storage?

[meager flume]

AliExpress sells 4TB SSD for dirt cheap! 😆

[finite atlas]

30TB for 26,80€, what a deal!

[meager flume]

Right?!

All these fools buying NAS grade HDDs!

[finite atlas]

I used a defective 1tb 2,5" hdd to try out zfs and mass storage of .iso's.
I have them all on my Pc, so idc about the drive being too defective.

[meager flume]

Sounds like you can do with a 2nd hand drive

If you want to go dirt cheap that is

[finite atlas]

yeah no shit sherlock

i've been thinking about 2tb consoomer ssd's. because are just fine for mass file storage and they pretty much have just a TBW "limit" and not a hour spin time limit

[dusky plank]

What is the lifespan of a cold hdd just lying around? What gets damaged first?

[forest edge]

assuming it wasn't thrown about and none of the seals were ever broken. it falls down to the lifespan of the neodymium magnets inside which is around 100 years.

[finite atlas]

https://images.pr0gramm.com/2022/08/16/a560a32d7735441b.png

[finite atlas]

it will rust at some point, so i assume roughly 10-20 years

[static schooner]

That stone is nothing but an attack surface...

[tidal bronze]

Rust? What is that?

[young sigil]

But the storage is on ferric oxide, i.e. rust. So you are saying we get more storage for free as the drive gets older?

[finite atlas]

yes!

[clear ferry]

Dryer, washer, washing machine,water heater and car charger would be my guess

[clear ferry]

Buy used sas hdds

[finite atlas]

why sas?
my mainboard only has 5x sata connectors

and those drive seem more expensive, need an extra controller and have high runtime cost with our electricity prices

[clear ferry]

Sas drives are cheap, can get 10TB drives used for $90 each, and they have longer life

Sas controller is $30

[finite atlas]

wat

i found trashy 10k rpm 800gb drives

[finite atlas]

i rarely find any 10tb sas drive and they are often >150€

good joke

90€ + 70€ shipping from us

[clear ferry]

Well, for one yes, but if you order more the shipping is the same usually

Just be aware that 4kn requires newer sas controllers

[finite atlas]

i think i'll rather stay with 2,5" used laptop hdd's

but without s.m.a.r.t errors

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-says-no-gif-13782932

[finite atlas]

I say yes

or maybe just go all out on ssd's

[clear ferry]

If they can be had for cheap, yes

[last cedar]

What were you doing the rest of the day then, haha!

[clear ferry]

I currently run a 8 drive raidz1 with SSDs

[clear ferry]

cries in family of four

[finite atlas]

i'm trying to shoot for <100€ for used 2tb samsung ssd's

just spammed everyone on the used market

just one is good enough for now, as its gonna be just for file storage

do you have any other brands/models for ssd's you can recommend ?

[clear ferry]

Used 1.92TBs are $150 it seems

[finite atlas]

model?

[clear ferry]

Lots

Samsung, micron, SanDisk, leven, Kingston

And more

I lolled irl

[finite atlas]

Found someone, who is willing to sell me is barely used 2tb MX500 ssd for 100€

no need for raid with that one

[last cedar]

Do you have your own washer, dishwasher and electric car?

[clear ferry]

YES

[zinc trellis]

Some new sensors for my Desktop Companion APP 🙂

[clear ferry]

You might want to format memory and time better

😄

[zinc trellis]

time and memory is formatted by HASS i am just sending it in basic Units as specified in docs 🙂 but i will try to look into it 🙂

[umbral cliff]

You might be able to click on it and change unit

Or make a new sensor that displays proper units

[clear ferry]

fookin microsoft

[finite atlas]

that cpu is pretty toasty for just running HA

[clear ferry]

at 1%

but its hopefully not running HA

[finite atlas]

why not?

[clever mortar]

Look at the OS

[finite atlas]

oh i see

[umbral cliff]

Basically the same model of laptop as my work laptop lol

[clear ferry]

What is the name of these clamps in english ? 🤔

test probe clamp got me there

[zinc trellis]

That is disadvantage of slim laptops

[young sigil]

EZ-Hook

[clear ferry]

I approve of this name

[clear ferry]

Let me introduce you to my HP Zbook Firefly G8

[hearty depot]

On the search for a new laptop anyway, but does it run linux fedora?

[clear ferry]

Yes

I currently run popos

[fathom sparrow]

I too sometimes have poopoos when I run

[static schooner]

...and we have hit bottom. Only way to go is up now!

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-bathroom-run-hurry-gif-15063908

[clear ferry]

Yes, time for @fathom sparrow to move up from haos

[fathom sparrow]

supervised 😉 I'm that special. Ask @clever mortar

[clear ferry]

Disgusting

[clever mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/well-this-brain-is-not-working-squidward-spongebob-squarepants-throw-garbage-gif-17569679

[clear ferry]

Can't get lower at least

Unless running openhab

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-girl-wink-kiss-air-kiss-schitts-creek-gif-17264584

Or watching Linustechtips

🤢

[static schooner]

Everytime I see that name I imagine Linus Torvalds doing a Youtube channel

it would be brutal

[clear ferry]

That would be hilarious

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linus-linus-torvalds-middle-finger-fuck-off-gif-16334894

[last cedar]

Nipple clamps

Oh woops, wrong chat!

;)

[inner lava]

Bit at a loss here with pfSense...
Trying to set up AdGuardHome as the only allowed DNS server on my network, redirecting all other external DNS requests to 10.0.0.15, however using the following rule results in the DNS resolution ending up as the IP of the AdGuardHome server... so going to xyz(.)com loads the Dashboard instead of requesting DNS from ADH instead...

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-nipple-clamps-saturday-night-live-is-it-bondage-is-this-for-nips-colin-jost-gif-23904055

[clear ferry]

Well, you are redirecting all traffic

Not just dns

Or wait

What are you doing

That's a weird way of doing it

Should just be

Interface: LAN
Protocol: TCP/UDP
Destination: Invert Match checked, LAN Address
Destination Port Range: DNS (53)
Redirect Target IP: 10.0.0.15
Redirect Target Port: DNS (53)
Description: Redirect DNS
NAT Reflection: Disable

[fathom sparrow]

ya'll notice that fedex, ups, dsl, and amazon drivers are all running now when they drop off packages or is it just me

[static schooner]

I do notice that when my motion sensor indicates activity at the front door from a package being delivered, the dude is long gone by the time I get there

[clear ferry]

They probably get paid for efficiency

The American dream

[static schooner]

or punished for lack thereof

[fathom sparrow]

I have cameras, that's how I see that they are running

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/twgcf-jjkneko-gif-23550263

The only time anything is delivered to my door is when it is too large for the mailbox, which is at most twice a month

[static schooner]

after reviewing footage from a delivery from yesterday, the woman was quite leisurely actually, chatting on the phone about some medical issues

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/lost-jdkd-on-the-phone-can-talk-gif-12501568

[fathom sparrow]

man, I'm getting all sorts of visits today

[static schooner]

I feel bad for them when they park on the street because my driveway is ~200ft long, and then my front door is another 50ft away. They often just give up and leave it on the driveway somewhere

[fathom sparrow]

meter reader

[clear ferry]

Y'all read your meters ?

[static schooner]

well, we do have Amazon

[fathom sparrow]

even though my meter can be read from the street, they still walk up

[clear ferry]

[fathom sparrow]

how else does your electric company know how much you've used?

[clear ferry]

Through the meter

Remotely

[fathom sparrow]

yeah, but they have to drive past the house

[clear ferry]

No

[inner lava]

But why "Invert, LAN Address"? Everything that doesn't come from LAN should be redirected to 10.0.0.15 or am I understanding that wrong?

[clear ferry]

Destination,not source

[inner lava]

Oh wait...

So I guess that's correct then

[clear ferry]

What is behind that port alias?

[inner lava]

53 and 853

[clear ferry]

Have you tried just port 53…

I do single port

That works fine

I don't bother catching other ones, as they are very unlikely

[inner lava]

I just noticed I was an idiot and had Port 80 in that Alias for whatever reason...

Swear I put 53 in there tho 🙃

[clear ferry]

They started doing two way meter communication here in 1999, was done country wide in 2017

[inner lava]

That at least explains the odd behavior

Well, thanks for the help :)

[clear ferry]

You might want to consider moving to opnsense thought

Best regards a user with 14 years of pfsense usage

https://github.com/rapi3/pfsense-is-closed-source

https://www.reddit.com/r/networking/comments/m6zjie/wireguard_netgate_pfsense_drama/

https://www.hexbear.net/post/97212

https://www.reddit.com/r/BSD/comments/7go6i6/pfsense_slanders_opnsense_with_fake_domain_and/

[inner lava]

Hm...
I know pfSense and their devs are... let's say "not quite the nicest folk out there", but it still seems to run faster on my small firewall box and can handle almost the full Gigabit up and down

That said tho, not even sure how much work moving over would be

[clear ferry]

There is very small differences in the syntax between the two, I did my migration by spinning up an opnsense VM, configuring everything across

Then exporting and restoring

1h work, 15m downtime

[inner lava]

How did you spin up a VM and configuring everything there when the network interfaces are entirely different afterwards?

[clear ferry]

Just edit the XML file

Replace interface names

[inner lava]

Hm..

I know I've done some file editing to get the interfaces as fast as they are right now, not entirely sure what I did there tho cause that was so long ago now

[clear ferry]

I have not done a single line of tuning in my life with *sense

Always had line speed

We had FTTH since 2005

[inner lava]

Gigabit up/down?

[clear ferry]

Had 10/10 in 2005, 50/50 in 2008, 100/100 in 2011, 300/300 in 2015, 600/600 in 2020, 350/350 today

The 10/50 was routed on a dual pentium 3 from 2000

The 100 was routed on a dual Xeon from 2005

The 300 was routed on dual Xeon from 2005

[inner lava]

tfw I was 5 in 2000, but I'd have loved to be born earlier to actually experience the "earlier" days too 🥲

[clear ferry]

The 600 was routed on a j1900 fanless box

We had internet at home since 1991, albeit was dialup at first, didn't get always on dialup until 1996 and docsis in 1998

DSL in 2000

[inner lava]

How much did you pay for those over the years tho :)

[clear ferry]

Not a lot

Installation was $300 for the ftth in 2005

Think it was $50 a month

Was between 50-100 over the years per month

[inner lava]

I'd call 50 a month rather much actually

[clear ferry]

It is nothing tbh

I currently pay $90 for 350/350

Swedes pay a lot less

Norwegian internet has always been mid priced

[inner lava]

I'm paying 80€ for gigabit up/down without any major dropouts so far yet (except when some idiot took an excavator to the fiber line lol)

[clear ferry]

I saw you could get 10Gbit for $100 or so a month in Switzerland

But, what did you pay for ftth in 2005? ;-)

[inner lava]

We had DSL back then I think, if at all

😭

[clear ferry]

Oh it's only €43 in Switzerland

For 10G/10G

[inner lava]

how the f....

[clear ferry]

Swedes got 1/1 in 2003 if I remember correctly

[inner lava]

80€ is already considered a damn good price for my connection, was even 100€ a month but since I know my provider personally, well lol

[clear ferry]

Pretty cheap too

[inner lava]

Not even sure when we got our first connection here

[clear ferry]

€30 in Sweden for 1/1 now

Think I can get it for €120 with my current provider, €50 with the cheapest

[inner lava]

To get back to earlier, I barely scratch 870MBit/s down and roughly 920MBit/s up with my current box, and that's already with some config file modifications that enable some Intel specific things. Not entirely sure anymore what that was.

But I do get the full Gigabit up/down when directly connecting a PC and configuring the provider VLAN and everything

So it's not a connection limitation, it's really just my box coming to its limits :) And CPU is at 100%

[clear ferry]

I was routing gigabit between 7 internal networks on my j1900

Never had it upstream

But I never had issues with 600/600 plus all my internal networks

And that box had realtek nics

[finite atlas]

https://videos.pr0gramm.com/2022/08/17/caae13a83985fb5f.mp4

[clear ferry]

Klassiche waschenbär

[finite atlas]

I see, you are trying your best.

[clear ferry]

[dusky plank]

alright girls and boys, office cleaning is done.
organized cable box weighs in at about 30 Kilos I'd say

[inner lava]

Was letzte Deutsch

[clear ferry]

If I start playing in a band again I should get a treadmill

Flake looks marvelous

[clear ferry]

Found a gif of @last cedar visiting my house

https://i.redd.it/1o05rbaw86i91.gif

[shadow prawn]

Michelle visiting me

[slender warren]

Anyone here familiar with Ansible?
In home assistant template editor this Jinja template works. Ansible uses Jinja and this doesn't work lol. I'm attempting to print each item from a list on separate lines.

{% set test = [1,2,3] %}
{%  for item in test %} 
{{ item ~ '\n' | trim }}
{% endfor %}

[static schooner]

it depends on what "this doesn't work" means, but I suspect that you're trimming the '\n'

[slender warren]

I thought so too and took it out but the result is the same as without.
Doesn't work means this
1\\n 2\\n 3\\n 4\\n \n

[last cedar]

We were on our way to raid a doormat factory, upping the game

[last cedar]

Car broke down

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-scooter-gif-4447029

[clear ferry]

The car you will never get @last cedar ?

[last cedar]

Exactly

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-tom-cruise-laugh-gif-19003887

[finite atlas]

here you can have mine

https://videos.pr0gramm.com/2017/09/03/a226014bd9747cd5.mp4

[last cedar]

Hahaha!!

And an albino one! Omg

Raccoon heaven

[clear ferry]

Al Bino, from north Cheshire

[last cedar]

Probably

I thought it was only cats from Cheshire though

[clear ferry]

Did you just assume their inner animal

[last cedar]

No, empirical evidence from the internet

https://tenor.com/view/cheshire-cat-smile-gif-21198597

That is the actual Chesire cat

Which you can clearly see is a cat, by the hands

https://tenor.com/view/the-what-smile-whut-weird-stare-gif-16592004

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/birdman-hand-rub-rapper-hands-gif-24908886

[clear ferry]

https://i.redd.it/r36lbxzpqdi91.gif

[last cedar]

Haha

[clear ferry]

you need a raspberry pi

🤢

[clear ferry]

Have you been building computers again @last cedar

https://v.redd.it/vt7r7wreqxh91

[dusky plank]

This is de way

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-meme-gif-25174214

[last cedar]

No way I would never use duct tape on the cpu fan

Use a full send on the ugga dugga instead

The ugga dugga in question

[dusky plank]

BatteriMutterDragare intensifies

[dusky plank]

how can a device connected to a switch reply faster to pings than the switch itself?
by more than a whole ms

[clever mortar]

Because the switch has a tiny and/or overloaded CPU?

[dusky plank]

thats the only reason I believe but there are only 3 ports out of 8 in use and merely no traffic

[low harness]

Still, it's job is to route pings to other devices and do that fast. Responding to its own pings is a secondary thing to be handled when there's downtime.

I think it makes sense.

It's probably not even the same processor responding to ping as handling switching along cached routes.

[dusky plank]

ye the ping jumps several more layers than switching the packets to other ports, true

just weird to see

[clear ferry]

Did you say unifi?

Also traffic might not flow the way you think

[dusky plank]

no unifi around here

and I know that the traffic goes to the switch and then to the connected device. what path else is there?

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-mr-mittens-whoops-wrong-way-wrong-way-wrong-direction-gif-24220010

[dull chasm]

@clear ferry your electric bills?

[clear ferry]

Context missing, loop aborted

[forest edge]

@clear ferrydidn't know you were part of NorwegianPaws

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-unga-bunga-loading-uga-gif-23786525

[forest edge]

the ironic part is you almost can't blame people for wanting to dress up in fur in Furway lol

gotta provide some warmth

never knew it was the furcaptial of the world tho

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/bGQbt.gif

[static schooner]

weird and unseemly things happen when you're stuck inside in the dark for months at a time

[clear ferry]

Lots of babies born in the fall that is for sure

[zinc trellis]

Finally my app have support for system notifications and configuration of sensors with yaml file 😄 nice progress today 🙂 any suggestion what i should implement next ?

[clever mortar]

I suggest you don't spam the channel with images

[zinc trellis]

Sorry

[clever mortar]

Why don't you start a thread on the forum about it?

You can get feature requests and feedback there, and it won't vanish from view here

[zinc trellis]

already started bud I am more use to using discord than forums 🙂

[clear ferry]

Wtf is that emoji abomination

[forest edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerds-revenge-of-the-nerd-gif-20243516

[static schooner]

I'll bet geek kid will grow up to earn more money 🙂

and support his mom better in old age

[clear ferry]

long live nørds

[gloomy locust]

Forgive me if this is a repost, but I just saw it and laughed.

[umbral cliff]

https://www.xda-developers.com/janet-jackson-rhythm-nation-laptop-crash/

[static schooner]

Care of a retweet from Robbie: https://twitter.com/denniscode/status/1560079800252764163?s=21&t=rx-i42ELDgd3antD11TXIw

den (@DennisCode)

Kubernetes.

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Twitter · Aug 18, 2022, 1:43 AM

It helps that I remember the Seinfeld episode and I know what they're actually talking about

[clear ferry]

Hey, I posted that two days ago @static schooner

You are so late

Oh no it was yesterday

#the-water-cooler message

[static schooner]

Oops! Sorry, was hidden behind a link

It is pretty funny

[clear ferry]

I actually laughed

I love the Seinfeld HQGs

[umbral cliff]

First time for everything huh? 😂

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/lolno-hahano-haha-no-nope-gif-13632842

[leaden cipher]

Speaking of CI/CD, my company pays about 1 million a year for it

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/pimp-money-pay-me-up-gif-20879581

[clear ferry]

Probably gonna keep Disney+ for now since I'm grandfathered in with $65 a year

But netflix with its $240 a year is gonna be axed

I can upgrade my storage instead

@last cedar 355NOK so far today in power

[forest edge]

240 a year? wtf lol

[clear ferry]

$20 a month for premium

4k, up to 4 users

The price has gone substantially up, when I signed up for Netflix it was $7 a month for standard

Now it is almost 16

And back then the dollar was half of what it is now

[forest edge]

don't you torrent everything as is tho?

[clear ferry]

I haven't torrented in years

But, I do Usenet

[forest edge]

same thing

[clear ferry]

It is not

[last cedar]

What the actual frank

[clear ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-happy-hey-there-eyebrow-raise-eyebrow-gif-13050784

[finite atlas]

Man bringe mir eine Bratwurst und ein Bier.

[forest edge]

why does there have to be so many type of pcie connections

I get full size and mini but all the various diffrent key shit is so annoying

[finite atlas]

wdym?

[static schooner]

perhaps he means "M.2": https://www.assured-systems.com/us/news/article/understanding-m2-keys-and-sockets-for-industrial-ssds/

I've experienced similar frustration with module key types

[forest edge]

along with all the various sizes and it's own headaches when dealing with tight spaces

[clear ferry]

Y'all and your children slots

I was watching a video with John carmack

And i went like, damn he looks good for 65

And... Then I see he is just 52

Fuck

I've been following Johns stuff since 1992, I seriously thought he was older

[forest edge]

pretty sure it was all made up by norwegians living next to each other but considering they never communicate they sure as hell wouldn't work together to just have one type

[clear ferry]

That just sounds like capitalism

[forest edge]

norwegeism you say

[last cedar]

They won't force people to swap hardware if they don't swap the ports all the time

[clear ferry]

Sometimes I'm pretty sure speaker designs are driven by design instead of sound quality for the higher end stuff

Excuse me

[last cedar]

Those are Martin Logans right?

Were they the electrostatic tweakers????

But like, yeah, I kinda agree

But they do also sound good

[static schooner]

Seems like magic

[static schooner]

That looks like it's out of Dr. Seuss

[last cedar]

It looks like it is outside my budget, at least 🤣

Bowers and Wilkins Nautilus

[clear ferry]

Martin Logan vantage @last cedar

[last cedar]

I thought they were Martin Logans

Have seen them before

I just got some "cheap ones" when I did my set at home

3.0 system

[clear ferry]

Fischer and Fischer, $85k used

Wtf

[last cedar]

Went with XTZ speakers, Swedish designed, they used parts you would find on higher end speakers without the middle man. Got a great deal on them, very happy

Only 85k used, bargain

[clear ferry]

$750k

Very happy with the Klipsch sound bar

[last cedar]

Oh I like that fireplace

[clear ferry]

It's very 80s

I'm gonna tear it down at some point and put in a klebersteinsovn

[forest edge]

dunno about norway but here doing that would be like shooting yourself in the foot if you ever decided to sell

[umbral cliff]

Wow are you watching live TV?

[young sigil]

I had to listen to free to air tv while waiting at the doctors surgery the other day. I nearly slit my wrists. EDIT: to be clear that was not why I was at the Dr. The TV was driving me mad.

[clear ferry]

Yes, house renovation, the greatest flaw a home owner can do

[clear ferry]

In the morning before everyone wakes up I watch the news usually

[forest edge]

changing something doesn't automatically mean improvement

maybe in mudsville it does

anything has to be better than thatch right

[clear ferry]

Sorry, can't take interior advice from the land of wall to wall carpets

[forest edge]

advice?

if i was offering that I would recommend a good bar of soap

[last cedar]

That shit is depressing though

Pretend it doesn't happen and just watch raccoon tv

[clear ferry]

Eh, Norwegian news is fine, news from Sweden and Murica is just

[last cedar]

Russia are using a nuclear powerstation as colateral, and no one can afford to survive the winter

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

Actually

[clear ferry]

I'm just waiting for the second recession

[forest edge]

oh?

[clear ferry]

So I can say no to a decrease in pay once more

[forest edge]

gonna feed your family with your garden?

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/8f/aa/b6/8faab6d9883fad5d091645a830cc70ed.jpg

[last cedar]

Please don't

Oh, I forgot

China are looking pretty threatening towards Taiwan too

So soon there will be no chips

[clear ferry]

[last cedar]

Even more fine

[forest edge]

china is circling the toilet on it's own

[clear ferry]

That's cute coming from you

[forest edge]

we're doing a lot better than most

[last cedar]

Sonoma, cute?

I think not

Coyote lover