media-posts

[royal zodiac]

wonder where a trailer for 14.0 will be announced?

[uneven urchin]

Made the Zip 22, Stevens 124c, and Pentagun

[winged mulch]

That's so cool

[uneven urchin]

Thanks man

I wanna do more but I've gotta find the time lmao

[stiff token]

𓁹𓁹

[latent vale]

Oh, I mixed up the shotguns you did, my bad

[uneven urchin]

s'all good man

[hasty tangle]

LORE!!!

Ha SPCs... Shark Punching Centre

[elfin crest]

The fingies

[twin moss]

how much games do you work on bro

[uneven urchin]

I am everywhere

I am all

[jolly fable]

does anyone here know how to disable pregnancy mode? I enjoyed it at first, but my CPU has been overheating ever since I turned it on. To make matters worse, whenever I try to disable it, the game crashes. Anyone know why disabling pregnancy mode crashes the game?

[hasty tangle]

Try aborting it

[latent vale]

Unfortunately this mechanic is against the rules in many of the server regions

Notably US servers in particular vary wildly in whether the mechanic is allowed or not

[mighty lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx7pSeMbUz4&ab_channel=Bigaix

[royal zodiac]

fixed

[royal zodiac]

Nathan, what are your thoughts on the sex update?

[rotund sapphire]

no.

[hasty tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/zombie-rip-gif-4521921

[mighty lynx]

shit sucks didnt even pay attention to the video

you hate to see it

[lean folio]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-scp-sl-scp-scp-sl-hop-on-scp-secret-lab-hop-on-gif-9841699717607994645

the community of this game scares me more every day

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-chaos-insurgency-scp-scpsl-scp-foundation-gif-4895700020996244098

[zealous marsh]

[vivid panther]

Instant karma

[viral cedar]

lol

[void bolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151807219545952316/1251588053009432636/S.T.A.L.K.E.R.__Shadow_Of_Chernobyl_2024-06-15_23-56-04.mp4?ex=666f1fb5&is=666dce35&hm=1e58f41e2a92b6308d5f9e66bf6797280c7f23b7d6a433a40a7aa493f118df92&

Not stolen from YouTube

This is my version

[turbid swift]

i eat scps

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-cat-mocking-gif-13935821400850516732

[turbid swift]

womp womp :[

[old tangle]

me 2

[turbid swift]

fixed

[vagrant sigil]

all the servers say HTTP forbidden

[silent cave]

need to unlock dat

[vagrant sigil]

ok.

how do i umlock it ?

[rotund sapphire]

hes messing with you

[undone knot]

Pastebin might be blocking requests from your ip for some reason, I would wait a while and try again

[verbal jungle]

@rotund sapphire May I know why I'm blacklisted from the ticket system?

I was new and tried to make a ticket in another server, it was an accident.

I am new to this bot.

[rotund sapphire]

By threating to kill someone's family?

[verbal jungle]

...

I did not mean to even do it on Discord.

[verbal jungle]

I was trying to talk with my friend on Steam.

I didn't know a lo about this bot.

May you please unblacklist me for the reason of a misunderstanding?

lot*

[rotund sapphire]

No.

[verbal jungle]

Why exactly?

For accidentally making a ticket due to not knowing anything about the bot?

[rotund sapphire]

Then use steam?

[verbal jungle]

It was an acciden.

I just said this.

I thought this was steam.

[undone knot]

To be completely honest I don't see how anyone could mistake Discord for Steam

[verbal jungle]

K.

However, I also accidentally made a ticket with the bot, I didn't know much.

@rotund sapphire Look dude, I accidentally made the ticket, I was new to the bot and I didn't know how it works.

You can't blacklist me for an acciden, considering it's unsevere and not hurtful.

accident*

[turbid swift]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

[turbid swift]

a

[floral hull]

M

[cloud sun]

[tardy flame]

In my opinion COM-45 is a bit overrated

[dire widget]

Any Pacific Drivers?

[halcyon sluice]

It’s practically an immediate human kill, and almost immediately breaks any SCP’s Hume shield.
I don’t think it’s overrated.

[tardy flame]

But its recoil is really a big minus

(but i dont think it should be a problem with 1853)

Anyway im gonna watch Netherlands vs Poland

[halcyon sluice]

The recoil is still rather controllable as long as you’re close up.

The com-45 isn’t meant for any range besides close/close-mid range lol

If you want a gun for a better range take the frmg

[tardy flame]

Makes se se

Sense

[tardy flame]

LETS GO, 1:0 FOR POLAND

[grave kelp]

this isnt edited

this is from the first season in 2008 episode 5

was laughing my ass off while rewatching it recently

[snow tapir]

POL 1 NED 2

[snow tapir]

is this game of thrones

[grave kelp]

it's merlin

a bbc show from 2008

[snow tapir]

ah

[tardy flame]

Not bad

[wide bronze]

AHHHHHH

[thorn relic]

What, this folder was not there before the update, this folder is empty inside. The developers want to do something.

[rotund sapphire]

it was added in 13.5

[thorn relic]

ye

[rotund sapphire]

you can add your own music for main menu

[thorn relic]

real?

[rotund sapphire]

[thorn relic]

♥

[thorn relic]

and in what file format?

[rotund sapphire]

.mp3

[thorn relic]

thanks

[rotund sapphire]

[gray geode]

EXCUSE ME? How TF did i look at him?

[pulsar coral]

cuz nw is bad

[grave kelp]

truth

[somber quail]

https://tenor.com/view/clarksonfortnite-fortnitedance-fortnite-gif-23122368

[rotund sapphire]

!bugreport

[sly cargo]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[terse wadi]

I’m guessing the game spawns you to who you’re spectating and then teleports you at the right place

Or it considered you as the dog for just a tiny bit then spawned you as the mtf

Idk

[gray geode]

I did it

[rotund sapphire]

[gray geode]

had to compress that mp4 twice

[dusky flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249449471394451568/1251986020434444379/image.png?ex=66709258&is=666f40d8&hm=eac6a798b4cbb147ac0209ef7dace646de50cbf64671f354eb37b8b1dc4e6c3e&

[torpid gate]

So romantic 😻

@rotund sapphire this could be us

jk!

👀

I mean..

[snow tapir]

69.0 leak

[rotund sapphire]

!stab @torpid gate

[sly cargo]

justcallmequincy#0 has been muted in this server.

[latent vale]

I CANNOT wait 55.5 updates for us to add yaoi, we need it NOW

[gray geode]

exfuckingscuse me?

[latent vale]

I'm asking for the update for a friend

I'm not into this kind of stuff

promise

👍

[turbid swift]

is that cirno

[gray geode]

dude why the feck is that so loud

[lucid terrace]

Yes

[silent niche]

SCP-6959 ⁠— A Very Strange Fumo

by MrBonesWildRide
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +150

💌 patreon.com/crombird

[hasty tangle]

Oh god, its real

[modern heart]

can i get help

please

[forest jewel]

for what

[modern heart]

my mic isnt working

like

i have microphone access allowed for the game

but it says it isnt allowed?

so i cant use voice chat for some reason

[rotund sapphire]

hi, mind checking #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866

[forest jewel]

idk that sorry

[modern heart]

im jst stupid

i fixed it

[sharp cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924514877299642391/1226487865786105936/CEST_MAGNIFIQUE.gif?width=622&height=526

[kindred prairie]

Yoo why am i grey???

[torpid gate]

I don't know what those screenshots mean but

[latent vale]

By the way, I'd like to announce that I have become rockpilled and stonemaxed

[turbid swift]

Custom menu music is the greatest thing to happen to this game, ever.

-possible volume warning

[hasty tangle]

I had earphones in...

And i thought the sound wasn't working, so i put everything on max

[turbid swift]

I dunno, my audio is always cranked way down, so it may be loud.

[hasty tangle]

I am now partially deaf in both ears

[kindred prairie]

Lmao

[kindred prairie]

How does that work

U just put in a YouTube linknor sum?

[turbid swift]

You put in an MP3.

[kindred prairie]

Oh that’s bad ass

I’ll just download some music

[torpid flint]

true fans had custom music in 2020 and 2021

[stable berry]

How is this still up lmao

[twin moss]

@dire widget ⚠️

[trim elm]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4zn057Msg4avHGG59k14Xg?si=5d9f419cd7a840c5
https://youtu.be/R8N_oN02CtU

[dire widget]

@shrewd aurora Yeah nah don't post that

[hardy pilot]

Turkey

[pale cove]

Funny clip of 173 fucking dying

[pastel cradle]

@chrome socket

Like u can see i have cmd bind

but it does not work

idk why

[minor wadi]

secret footage of subject D-9341

[twin vigil]

does anyone know how to fix this?

all the colors on my server are cooked

[rotund sapphire]

mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support

[visual swan]

And to imagine that he used to look like this. Anomalies, not even once.

[hollow birch]

It was part of the sanitization change in 13.5

Added rich text sanitization in all command responses. Note: commands may opt out of it by overriding ICommand::SanitizeResponse.

It’s not a bug and instead is intended

You can fix the issue with installing this NWAPI plugin: https://github.com/Jesus-QC/CommandSanitizationFixes

[lucid terrace]

how about just custom menu

[snow tapir]

how the fuck-

[rotund sapphire]

!tempban @alpine musk compromised, change your password

[torpid gate]

About to ping Nathan

Starts typing

[lucid terrace]

bro mr beast got hacked

[sly cargo]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[turbid swift]

That teeters from "serious with a funny bit" to "full out silly," which is pretty funny. I personally enjoy the serious vibe of SL, and then a silly bit undercutting that, but I definitely see how that could be funny.

[daring crest]

🥱
Asterigos: Curse of the Stars steam key:
AHY7I-72G3R-P9Q0D (Taken)
Tinykin steam key:
IFQ5R-6WX02-KMBDN (Taken)
Nitro Kid steam key:
AF55B-72GZG-BKDWI (Taken)

(Tell me when you redeem these so I can mark them off)

[torpid gate]

Got them all!

Thanks a lot

[daring crest]

Ah, thanks for notifiying

(Hello neighbor 2 was 15$ instead of the base 40$ and then the humble bundle just came with a bunch of other shit I didn't really care for)

(And yes I know hello neighbor 2 sucks lmao)

[timid scaffold]

steam sales in 8 days bro 🙏

[daring crest]

Neat

Maybe Lunacid will go on sale 🙏

[timid scaffold]

for real (what is lunacid) 🙏

[daring crest]

Game made by the uh

Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion guy

First person rpg thing where you have one arm and some other shit idk it looked cool

[timid scaffold]

ooooohhhh!

i know this game

i used to watch lets play on youtube

[turbid swift]

northwood better accept

[rotund sapphire]

denied.

[torpid pike]

@indigo totem

[prime inlet]

music by me

[prime inlet]

and some more

[void bolt]

#advertisements pls

Next time

[prime inlet]

i just share music

[rotund sapphire]

?

[void bolt]

What?

That's not advertising?

[rotund sapphire]

no

[void bolt]

Ok

[rotund sapphire]

@prime inlet you can put them in #art-showcase also

[prime inlet]

i didn't send any links to my channel for example

[prime inlet]

ok thanks

[winter kernel]

If this isn't 2025s April fools update I'm going to vaporize 11 children

[void bolt]

Bro

[drowsy dove]

this definitely is not hinting at anything

[little heron]

how can be game Support ingame:)

[plain sage]

should be C.A.S.S.I.E narrating

[latent vale]

Why'd they get rid of the unregistered firearms so the feds wouldn't go after them if they're just gonna break the law by illegally expanding their property anyways

[torpid gate]

Accepted

[latent vale]

Reminds me of this idea I had of a Resident Evil esc game where the player only has one arm and has to set their gun on the ground to reload. What other mechanics would there be to distinguish it from other games? No idea

[turbid swift]

Hello all!

[desert pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091467182707327068/1252974434382512128/kick.mp4?ex=66742ae0&is=6672d960&hm=a37594f04af360f6c6dbb14ce75cdaa5a5afedcafb8c22e72a7e729f2a0964c3&

anyone got chiv 2 funny moments

[prime inlet]

my fingers want something else

[daring crest]

Endoparasitic?

[latent vale]

...shit

I guess that answers my "What other mechanics would there be" problem; remove the player's legs as well

[kindred prairie]

Ahh python

.print (hello world)

[lucid terrace]

made for no normal reason

[turbid swift]

I think I did ok

[torn rapids]

holy shit bo2

based

[turbid swift]

Rate the new emblem

[pulsar coral]

me when i solve rubix cubes

[stray mountain]

Hello everyone, and where can I contact support? I was just banned 2 years ago.

[worldly stirrup]

#technical-support

[hasty tangle]

If ghosts exist, then god has to

[hasty tangle]

That movie was literally meant to be an allegory for African Americans
Down to the 10% of the city is predators and commit like 50% of the crimes they said in the movie

[velvet leaf]

part of the plot? its the ENTIRE plot

[turbid swift]

?

[silent cave]

bad omen post

[mighty lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4m3vz8tnUQ

[plucky cobalt]

🙏

[gleaming kernel]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/i6Qd5p0bUhFl_8clb/d1337gDTy2MB?invite=cr-MSxMV0csMjI1MzYxODEyLA

[wide bronze]

Halo my beloved

[pure moon]

reach is ass, 4 wins

[ashen patrol]

okay cool

[kindred prairie]

Grant the butcher

[little ibex]

Needed to post this somewhere bc someone on a SCPSL rp server was getting upset at the fact I was “camping” as dog, its literally sentient, meaning it has a brain unlike the guy who was yelling at me

[drowsy dove]

was toying around a bit in Blender with Mechasolaris' room models for my video, and i ended up with these models for you to look at

[whole igloo]

Yeah, 939 definitely is allowed to camp corners even in an rp however your brain comment is false because 939 “contains no brain casing” according to the fandom wiki. (Just correcting you I’m not trynna be annoying, sorry if it comes out that way).

[solemn citrus]

my dads figurine came one hour before my wisdom tooth surgery (he is a bit obsessed with steinsgate)

[whole igloo]

Cool figurines, hope your wisdom teeth removal goes well.

[solemn citrus]

thank you brother 🫡 i will survive

[solemn citrus]

update the surgery was postponed because they did not think i would need to be sedated man i’m never doing surgery without being sedated ever again

[frail ice]

I've had some of my rear teeth removed without sedatives years ago, it's a very weird feeling (local anesthetic is still used for obvious reasons)

felt like they were trying to jostle it around, you can even feel the gum muscle tearing nearing the end. No pain though, just very odd

[torn rapids]

baseball bat

[coral anvil]

BONK! thats a skull fracture for sure! BOINK! your heads a friggin bat magnet! BAWNK!

[little ibex]

It was mostly just an insult, it also doesn’t eat what it kills and they wanted me to do that sooo

[latent hill]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/i7ccztpcBub_ZWp6z/d1337LvUPlzW?invite=cr-MSxiMncsNjYzNzYxOTQs

im quitting

[latent hill]

welcome back to the land of the living is so tough

[vivid panther]

Guy got evaporated

[unique mortar]

I've had my wisdom teeth removed without being sedated

They used too little local anesthetic

I felt everything

Worst day of my life

[pure radish]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9MwEvSSTJCA?si=3vhFWr9SWrRkoc7I
Oh no…

[rigid charm]

Playing on an SCP:SL RP server is a massive joke

[past current]

only one more barrel and it becomes the funny gun

[latent hill]

The moon looks like 079s face I’m not losing it guys I’m so sane right now

Someone tell me im sane

[little ibex]

Fr

[hasty tangle]

Pathetic

[turbid swift]

WHERE MY ROLE

[whole igloo]

💀

[prime inlet]

guys

tree of mana

[sharp cairn]

Tree of who?

[prime inlet]

wikipedia -> secret of mana

[sharp cairn]

Secret of WHO?

[torpid gate]

mana of mana

[whole igloo]

FLOOR STUCK!

[prime inlet]

of of of

oof

[short seal]

any improvement ideas?

[snow tapir]

this is just the moon?

[torpid gate]

Always has been

[swift ibex]

sneak factor [phone]

[hasty tangle]

Least sneaky 939 evade

[frail ice]

It's always an intense moment dodging and weaving around the room to avoid the 939

especially if the 939 knows you're in there

[prime inlet]

common stuff

[dry dirge]

@solemn hill

[solemn hill]

law breakage

[dry dirge]

Am i good?

[rotund sapphire]

serpent's hand plugin

[dry dirge]

🤑🤑

[snow tapir]

why are scpsl players so unaware of their surroundings

listen to different footsteps

[dry dirge]

fr

Or they get stuck looting

Plus the last guy i Said uh

Please don’t dhoot me

And his ass just did not react

(Medla didn’t record it)

[dry dirge]

Wish i had one

[turbid swift]

He good boy

Sometimes I wake up and he’s on my neck

[dry dirge]

I do have a GZ tick plushie

[turbid swift]

I remember monster D boy

When D boy had a monster drink

I think ima do ginger ale 173

[torn parcel]

are there any english rp servers?

i always wanted to try one but they’re all russian

[sharp cairn]

Did I ever tell you the tragedy of roleplay servers

How they faltered and died as time went on

[torn parcel]

so there’s none?

😔

[sharp cairn]

They exist

Just dead

Or gone

[torn parcel]

aw man

that sucks

[sharp cairn]

Though

If you want rp

You can just

Do it in the normal game

People will follow sometimes

And join along

[hidden leaf]

intentional

[prime inlet]

"you have to synthesise some humans"

well, if northwood add SCP-2000 then maybe

[dry dirge]

cant wait till october

[signal patrol]

freaky shy guy

[dry dirge]

freaky...👅👅

[signal patrol]

[dry dirge]

👅

[past current]

my grenade got parried back to me by another explosion

[uneven urchin]

Outplayed

[marble sigil]

+1500 social credits

[thin tusk]

This is your sign to buy a 3d printer

[torpid gate]

@thin tusk

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[thin tusk]

you on the fent fr

i didnt delete shit

[thin tusk]

show me the logs

no log no proof

[torpid gate]

Printing them out right now
omw to your house as we speak

Lock your doors

[thin tusk]

im strapped come at me

https://tenor.com/view/ยิงแม่ง-cat-rifle-firing-gun-gif-16350398

dont let my cat catch u

[wispy lagoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUfqk6c8DE

[torpid gate]

Your cat is a double agent working for me

Better start running

[dry dirge]

-2000 aura 🙏

[dry dirge]

Mods

[dire widget]

I'm so co-ordinated

[haughty prairie]

MONUMENT MYTHOS!

[copper zealot]

chat red pill or blue pill

[broken ocean]

@silver ermine this is how 939 should be, a strategic ambush predator

more strategy

[silver ermine]

@hybrid fjord

💀

[hybrid fjord]

nice strategy

[silver ermine]

this aint strategy that's legit just taking advantage of the ass pounce system

[hybrid fjord]

camping behind corners

real nice

I FUCKING HATE LUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK 939 PLAYERS!!!!

[broken ocean]

not camping because i just set up the pounce what you mean

[humble nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037893888775557151/1144451409731920082/SCP_Win.mp4?ex=667acdae&is=66797c2e&hm=248813aa394e07d3ce28634d87d046cff7ea392fbea41f466871ef6c7bb9ccd0& cry about it u cant do this anymore lilbro

[broken ocean]

good strats imma use that next time i get 939

[humble nest]

they removed it u cant attack thru walls like that no more

[broken ocean]

but it was balanced that way. 939 (in lore) is super strong so he should be able to attack through some walls like how he did. now he is pretty balanced, a bit strong, but balanced. wish they would let you hit people through walls again

scps in general should be able to break walls

[hybrid fjord]

What kinda bollocks did i read

[broken ocean]

can you not understand good ideas???

i swear

everytime i have a good idea

some IDIOT is out here thinking its "unfair"

[hybrid fjord]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[broken ocean]

its fair

[hybrid fjord]

Nuh uh!

[broken ocean]

should be in the game

the game shouldn't even really be fair if you think about it because scps are meant to be powerful

[humble nest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110319560109858898/1125465544661942302/SmartSelect_20230703_113738_PowerDirector.gif

[hybrid fjord]

How many people have you baited today

[broken ocean]

your mom

[hybrid fjord]

What the flip pal

[humble nest]

my doggy

[broken ocean]

my doggy

[humble nest]

why the long face

[broken ocean]

he speaks baaaaalgerian

my kitty

[hybrid fjord]

Is he stupid?

[broken ocean]

ye

[hasty tangle]

Dear lord

The absloute lack of brain cells

He has achieved negative mass of brain cells

[broken ocean]

this is how scp 939 should look

939 should be able to carry guns and fight alongside the humans if he wants to

[pulsar coral]

youre so right dude

[hasty tangle]

I am saved from this stupidity

[rugged crow]

some Dboys are gonna get fucked up

[frail ice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_j1rCPUzeU

[waxen tendon]

[torpid gate]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-blocked-message-4blocked-messages-smurf-the-smurfs-dance-party-gif-22237768

[dire widget]

https://youtu.be/cR0ndfOMgl0?si=XyLhI8BAYfIa9uGc

ong the last raider idea I'd expect but go off ig

[turbid swift]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/i8LgNRouXvx2hlR_7/d1337bufGA8U?invite=cr-MSxwazEsNzU1Mjc1MDcs

[coral anvil]

news flash buddy

games are meant to be fun

mtf getting the shit stomped out of em every round aint fun

sometimes between all the shit stomping they need to win once 🙏

[snow tapir]

terralith is amazing

+night vision

[whole igloo]

I finally leveled up again

Let’s go

[long pasture]

Some good shaders would make it even better

[long pasture]

[snow tapir]

complementary is on

[long pasture]

Doesn't look like ultra settings to me

[latent vale]

I miss when we would always be posting memes like this

[tiny whale]

@cosmic bramble

[cosmic bramble]

not in the offical sl server😭 😭

[tiny whale]

[lusty hill]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/1zP29Qk3fYnsvK/d1337wb4mV7N?invite=cr-MSxUTUssMTY1NTMwODk4LA

Found an old clip

[hasty tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-death-of-stalin-meme-soviet-anti-soviet-behavior-guilty-gif-27253033

[barren pagoda]

i'm surprised, it was genuinely my next guess after Black

Since he's the next most "raider" type villain in the series. They already added GT Pan, so the chances of them adding a GT Raider were quite high

Is kinda sad that he completely overshadows Z Vegeta by being him but effectively just better

[proud heath]

what shader

[dire widget]

I was kind of expecting super 17 to be honest. Baby's whole power seemed a bit more complex to put into gameplay, but it looks like they managed it alright

but yeah, just watched a gameplay showcase and he really does seem like a better z vegeta

I'm praying you don't have to katana is tail when he's in great ape form though, that was already such a pain with z vegeta

[barren pagoda]

You don't

Baby's Great Ape form doesn't have a vulnerable tail, you can hit any part of it, but it has powerful damage resist

So unlike Vegeta, he can't facetank you

[dire widget]

great, thats a lot more bearable

Sure hope this raider is fun to go against, and that it's not 750 like goku black was for some reason

[dire widget]

fucks sake

[barren pagoda]

lmao

oh yea he also has two breakstrikes

one broly-type barrier, and one regular breakstrike

[dire widget]

goddamn

what kinda raider is he then? is he meant to be like broly and just fight 24/7?

[barren pagoda]

he has no real sense beyond his lil minions, so he has to rely on them, but he seems to be all about fight strong and try and get as many infetcted as possible

[dire widget]

I gotta look at his kit this guy is confusing

like I saw him take over a survivor and they fought for him so ig you need to defeat them and then revive them

[barren pagoda]

yea

everyone who dies becomes a minion

they blocked my favourite word because of sex deprived losers

im mad

[dire widget]

rothsechild activities

well ig that can't be too bad, ig they just roam like zamasu and you need to track them and take them down

was gonna hop on a game and see if I can see baby first hand but servers are fucked or something

They also made falling after pressing CTRL as raider faster, and double tapping space bar when flying brings you straight down to the ground

[barren pagoda]

oh wow

they gave them instant descent, that's nuts

[dire widget]

Should be pretty fun to jumpscare survivors with

[barren pagoda]

I've seen they nerfed survivors a lot this patch lol

[dire widget]

Oh yeah, saw that too

[barren pagoda]

They also buffed Goku Black level 2 strat which is bleegh

[dire widget]

Ngl I didn’t fully understand the patch notes but I figured that survivors can’t just dodge constantly now

[dire widget]

Damn, unintentionally I hope

I’ve yet to actually see a goku black player reach fused status while alive

I don’t think I’m ever gonna see it at this rate

[pallid apex]

Yo does somewone know how i can get more fps (dont tell me to take down graphics bc i already do that)

[humble nest]

better pc

or lower your resolution 💀 a friend of mine had to do that to get playable fps

[broken ocean]

look at its fins

wepped hands

webbed feet

its so aquatic

has similar teeth to this gator

look at all the moisture in the cave this is why 939 is aquatic

they need scuba suits to traverse the moist conditions, so why doesnt 939 have gills??

[whole igloo]

Frogs don’t have gills but they still live in moist conditions, not all aquatic creatures breath underwater

939 could still be aquatic

[broken ocean]

it needs gills to be aquatic

[whole igloo]

Dolphins don’t have gills

Whales don’t have gills

Turtles don’t have gills

[broken ocean]

those are mammals not fish idiot

939 is a fish

[whole igloo]

I’m not saying that 939 is a fish

Just that I’m agreeing it could be aquatic

[broken ocean]

it needs gills to be aquatic

[whole igloo]

Whales are aquatic creatures but they don’t have gills

[broken ocean]

they arent aquatic because theyre mammals, not fish

[whole igloo]

I’m actually just going to stop arguing

[latent vale]

Don't wild 939s usually reside in caves?

[humble nest]

im just confused

[whole igloo]

You have literally no education

[whole igloo]

Yes, yes they do

[humble nest]

if anything wouldnt 939 be closer to be arboreal than aquatic given that it's got setae and claws, and even mentions in the wiki it has great climbing ability

[whole igloo]

It has both, it would probably live in a moist cave next to a cliff side

[humble nest]

they also have an opposable digit which assists in gripping
if anything its probably closer to a leopard ambushing out of a tree TwT

[humble nest]

👍

[broken ocean]

we're off topic here so im just going to quickly say that 939 is 110% related to the Spinosaurus because of its long face and its fin on its back

in this concept art found scp wiki, you can see its legs are stuck together like a mermaid, because it is aquatic

[whole igloo]

And the spinasaurus was aquatic, but not a fish

I don’t even know what you’re trying to say anymore

[broken ocean]

939 IS AQUATIC WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[whole igloo]

Then why did you say it was a fish

It doesn’t have gills

Which you also pointed out earlier

But then argued against yourself later on

Ofc there’s a 939-j

Ik I read the image before you unsent

[broken ocean]

all i said was that it was RELATED not that it was a spino

[whole igloo]

Neither did I

I was pointing out another way it was related

[broken ocean]

both are bipedal and have a fin on its back and a long face with teeth

[whole igloo]

And 939 has slightly aquatic features just like the spinosaurus, still supporting me in living near water

[broken ocean]

thinking about it, it may be a mammal or something because of its larger breasts. most likely used to feed its young

[whole igloo]

And some mammals live in or next to water

[broken ocean]

but 939 doesnt have fur

[whole igloo]

Meaning it’s more likely to live in or next to water

Bc it doesn’t have fur that would get soaked

[visual swan]

No clearly its a dogge

[broken ocean]

where is its blowhole

maybe it is a mix of a fish and a mammal because its spines are venomous like a lion fish

[whole igloo]

Frogs don’t have blowholes and neither do turtles

[broken ocean]

those arent aquatic

[whole igloo]

Yet they still live in or next to water

Wtf do you mean turtles aren’t aquatic

They live in coral reefs for most of their lives

Which are underwater

[broken ocean]

this isn't underwater

[whole igloo]

And they don’t have legs for walking, just find

[whole igloo]

THATS A TORTOISE!!!!!

[broken ocean]

which is a turtle

[whole igloo]

You idiot

Look it up

It’s not a turtle

[broken ocean]

top right all tortises are turtles but not all turtles tortises

[whole igloo]

And I’m just talking about turtles

No tortoises are even involved in this argument

[broken ocean]

but a tortise is a turtle

[humble nest]

why would 939 even need gills if it doesnt fucking breathe

[broken ocean]

turtles are in this so they are too

[whole igloo]

See, this is a smart answer, much better than both of us

[broken ocean]

how does it pant and growl

[whole igloo]

Vocal cords

[broken ocean]

but you hear it breathing

it clearly breaths then

[whole igloo]

It doesn’t have any internal organs

So it’s anomalous

[broken ocean]

then where does its mouth and nose go

[celest skiff]

This has gotta be bait.

[whole igloo]

Nowhere

[broken ocean]

that doesnt make sense. its a living being and all living beings need organs

[whole igloo]

Bruh

It’s anomalous

It doesn’t need to make sense

It doesn’t even need to eat

[broken ocean]

i dont care if its in a hacker group its still a living being

[humble nest]

The closest to a reason I can think of:
As an ambush predator it likely wouldn't be sprinting a lot so its body could be attempting to regulate itself? Given that it retains its memories from being a human child it might even be an automatic reaction to sprinting

[broken ocean]

its regulating itseld with air

[whole igloo]

It doesn’t exist, therefore it doesn’t need to obey the laws of organisms

It can be whatever the author wants it to be

[broken ocean]

it does exist i sent a picture of it earlier

[whole igloo]

I’m taking about 939 but ok, be as stupid as you want

[broken ocean]

insulting people isnt very professional in a debate. just shows youve lost

[whole igloo]

Says you, who hasn’t had any sentence correlate with any other sentence 20 messages later

[broken ocean]

im not insulting people though so ive won

[whole igloo]

And also I wouldn’t classify this argument as professional at all

It’s on a discord server not a debate club

[broken ocean]

here is my redesign of 939 based on its aquatic nature

[whole igloo]

So we agree it’s aquatic

[broken ocean]

where are its gills

[whole igloo]

Just draw them

[broken ocean]

its kind of like a pufferfish, it puffs out when in danger, making its spine poke out like the mighty pufferfish

[whole igloo]

It probably couldn’t be killed by any other underwater creature in the open sea due to its anomalous behaviors but whatever

[broken ocean]

its even better than the pufferfish because it is more potent venom

it can trick other sea life like dolphins because it can mimic them

[whole igloo]

I literally have no response to this bc of how fast you swapped topics but ok, argument resolved, neither of us have any defining points so it is a draw, neither of our arguments got anywhere.

[broken ocean]

so i win because you cant disprove me? cool ggs

[whole igloo]

Can someone please get this man a Nobel prize for being the most like a younger sibling

[broken ocean]

im 20

[whole igloo]

I don’t even know what you’re arguing

There no point of me disproving you if I don’t know what to disprove

[broken ocean]

then why argue if you dont even know what your arguing

low iq specimen detected

here is 939 attracting a dolphin with its aquatic voice mimicry

[whole igloo]

No, at the beginning you had a clear point that 939 could be aquatic but not a fish, so then I showed you how it could be aquatic without gills, and then you started the confusing topic changes

[broken ocean]

i haven't changed the topic a single time youve just not been following along at all

its like a gator how it peeks from the surface of the water

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-stealthy-sneaky-stealth-sneak-gif-21311525

[whole igloo]

Can I please have someone come into this chat and analyze the argument?

[broken ocean]

low iq moment ask the smarter people for help lmao classic

[whole igloo]

Didn’t you say something about insults being weak

[humble nest]

if hes making up his own drawings for evidence i dont think he has any evidence to support his claim
the claim being uhhhh 939 needs gills..??

[whole igloo]

I don’t even know what his claim is

[broken ocean]

only weak when trying to argue, you already gave up because you couldn't keep up with me

[humble nest]

i think its that 939 cant breathe under water without gills 😭 ??????????????

[whole igloo]

Ask him what it is

[broken ocean]

it cant it needs gills it doesnt make since

[whole igloo]

He’s arguing against himself

[humble nest]

😭 what is this yapfest

[whole igloo]

First sign of dementia

[broken ocean]

femoid

[humble nest]

im a male

[broken ocean]

brb i gotta take the trash out for my gf

[celest skiff]

^

[whole igloo]

@humble nest do you agree that he isn’t making much sense

[whole igloo]

Yes I know, I’m just bored rn and had a chance to argue

And I’m pretty good at arguing

[broken ocean]

low iq moment

[humble nest]

yea i have no clue what the hell is going on

[whole igloo]

There’s no real way to block him in the server though

[broken ocean]

if you were good at arguing you wouldnt have given up

[humble nest]

Your gf literally just wants u out of the house lil bro

touch grass

[broken ocean]

ive known her for like 8 years she loves me

[broken ocean]

i am rn im touching grass while taking the garbage out

[whole igloo]

Anyone have anything interesting going on

[broken ocean]

snake 939 because acording to lore he can transform into other creatures when exposed to high ammounts of radiation

[whole igloo]

Seriously, no one else is in this chat, wow

[broken ocean]

this chat is only for me and you, the smart (me) vs the stupid (you)

[whole igloo]

@humble nest do you have anything going on?

[broken ocean]

"aquatic" see even the smartest ai knows its aquatic

[humble nest]

Was reading the latest BoB update
bruh i regret buying this game so much

[whole igloo]

huh, ive never played

[humble nest]

keep it that way TwT save your money

[broken ocean]

more proof that 939 is aquatic

smartest ai on the planet even knows this

SEE???? told you it should have gills

[lean maple]

guy doesnt know what a ping is @whole igloo smh @dire widget

[whole igloo]

sry

just didnt want to interrupt anyone by pinging them

[broken ocean]

just sending some proof is all

[white cedar]

they are mods, its literally their 1 job

[foggy heart]

AYE, what are you talkin about lad???

[lean maple]

get to work david

[broken ocean]

why 939 should have gills

[long pasture]

I don't believe you, give more evidence

[whole igloo]

welp, i accept that i am a little bit stupid, but im new to actually using discord a lot

[lean maple]

David ben Solomon ibn Abi Zimra

[foggy heart]

Is this guy serious? There's no water so we dont need any gills, jesus

[torpid gate]

"Proof"
Proceeds to ask ChatGPT

lmao

[broken ocean]

stop trolling im getting a lil angry

[long pasture]

I'm serious as never

[dire widget]

what's this guy even on about

[broken ocean]

people in my friend group already fuck with me enough i dont need people in my saftey area fucking with me too

[rotund sapphire]

let's just avoid the heated topic

[foggy heart]

WE ARE IN YOUR SAFETY AREA????

[dire widget]

yeah, what nate said

[foggy heart]

im done

Im out

[broken ocean]

this is my outlet

[long pasture]

Monkey

[torpid gate]

As Nathan suggested, move past it

[broken ocean]

thats not a monkey

[whole igloo]

MOnkey spotted

[long pasture]

Any evidences ?

[foggy heart]

Do people still even make these type of memes

[whole igloo]

i wish

[broken ocean]

i have eyes you low iq specimen

[dire widget]

speaking of monkeys

[whole igloo]

lol

[broken ocean]

dont be racist

[long pasture]

People are like monkeys

[whole igloo]

i agree

[dire widget]

you fucks I was referring to dragon ball

[broken ocean]

racist

[long pasture]

But without k and s

[broken ocean]

racist

[whole igloo]

nvm then i have no idea

[foggy heart]

LMAOO

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bardock-dragon-balls-gif-11194030

@barren pagoda This nerf has got me in shambles rn

[broken ocean]

can i make a suggestion?

[dire widget]

my broly main side loves this but my survivor knows how shit this is gonna be

[broken ocean]

firstly, can 500 restore stamina, and secondly, can you add gills to the 939 model???

[long pasture]

Not trustworthy enough

[dire widget]

this guys still here?

[broken ocean]

its the smartest ai, learning from everything on the internet its smarter than you

[long pasture]

I don't trust that rusty machine

[whole igloo]

same, context is also a thing that can be fed into it

to influence answers

[broken ocean]

youre stupid youre making me get upset and i dont want to be upset in my safe space

[whole igloo]

then find another space

not that hard

bruh deleted it

imagine

[long pasture]

Maybe I'm not stupid if I can make you that angry over nothing

[broken ocean]

its not nothing youre infiltrating my one safe space

[whole igloo]

make another one, womp womp

[broken ocean]

smartest ai

[whole igloo]

you already demonstrated how it can say yes, theres no proof

[broken ocean]

no i didnt

[foggy heart]

Hey guys, lets just stop this shit okay? Just dont provoke him

[whole igloo]

right here

[long pasture]

Average Kruger effect

[whole igloo]

alr

[broken ocean]

cow eggs are inside the cow. they get fertilized by male cows

[latent vale]

Yes, but I highly doubt a cow's ovum weighs 250 grams

[broken ocean]

they do its science

[latent vale]

Fair enough

[lament obsidian]

Fun fact: you can find HubertBall in attachments table

[long pasture]

You can also find it in some light containment vents

Less known fact

[torpid gate]

How to obtain Happy Hoobert 2024 REAL WORKING FREE

[long pasture]

Omg

Crazy

[long pasture]

This is the rarest item in sl

And a reason why I believe they will add skins someday

[foggy heart]

FUCK

[latent vale]

Not the coke!

[daring oyster]

twitch scientist card?

[turbid swift]

https://youtu.be/GTh5J0HsIAg?si=5yP7hRAr769NQD-K

[long pasture]

Nah, it's another item

[hasty tangle]

What happened here?

[thin void]

Fix this game please 🙏

[rotund sapphire]

Should open a server ticket in #technical-support

[nocturne mesa]

🎺🎺🎺ohh bongo bongo bongo I don’t wanna leave the Congo oh no no no 🎺🎺🎺🎺

[snow tapir]

^in protest of valve not doing crap, but hours later they started a banwave

[prime inlet]

wha haha

[cyan knot]

hello

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-kaka-v420-lmao-gif-21778819

[hasty tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-sports-e-ea-meme-gif-14922519

[rare ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-096-run-behind-you-gif-8281439162223872759

[proud heath]

[long pasture]

You still don't have the twitch 2019 item

Hehe

[proud heath]

Scientist Access Card
SCP: Secret Laboratory
SCP: Secret Laboratory
TwitchCon 2019 Event Item
TwitchCon 2019 bonus item.
Tags: Not Tradable, Not Marketable

It's just a placeholder

[long pasture]

Aren't there two of them?

[proud heath]

Don't think so

[long pasture]

That's going to be peak when NW add gun skins

And gambling mechanic

[proud heath]

Gambling?

For what Ik

[long pasture]

Like csgo cases

[proud heath]

And heard

It wont be like that

If it ever happens

[long pasture]

At least some tradable items I hope

[proud heath]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Don't know. Just have the items from testing

But they remain just only in some people's steam inventory

Just a test item on steam side

[whole igloo]

#voice-text message @chrome elbow but what if it's reversed?

[tacit phoenix]

@rotund sapphire @frail ice

[rotund sapphire]

gotta join this server

[frail ice]

Northwood official

[rotund sapphire]

!nwofficials

[sly cargo]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[tacit phoenix]

I did that

[rotund sapphire]

ask there

[frail ice]

Check their #patreon-information channel

that should have all the info you need

[tacit phoenix]

Thank you

[nocturne mesa]

DS3 main title music has no right going this hard, especially at 0:40

https://youtu.be/ch6I15iBliE?si=nhiq5DqhO39LB8Zv

[agile siren]

i just found something CRAZY

i was like "woah that beep sounds familiar"

[grand onyx]

hey uh

how can I change the refresh rate of the game? is set to 60hz by default and I have a monitor of 144 so...

yea

[agile siren]

#technical-support

[jolly glacier]

What happens if you select target display, any other options? I know probably not so are you also sure that in windows settings you have 144hz selected as refresh rate?

[grand onyx]

it doesn't happen anything

and yes, I cheked and windows is on 144

but wait lemme try something

istg if it fixes just because I restarted the game im gonna-

[jolly glacier]

I would also try just changing the settings to full screen or windowed in hope it resets the display thing or whatever

To let you have the correct hz

I have 144hz and it works

[grand onyx]

okay

dang it always takes so long to open the game 😭😭

LET'S GOOO

thanks marcus, preciated 🔥

[jolly glacier]

It worked ???

I wasn’t expecting that

Anywyas nice

Enjoy game

[grand onyx]

thanks!

[regal yoke]

his soul left his body

pt.2

[long pasture]

Are you using a HDD?

[grand onyx]

Idrk

Damn I be forgetting essential parts of my pc 😭😭😭

[lucid terrace]

my worst nightmare

[long pasture]

They put me in a room

A Hubert room

[lucid terrace]

a hubert room full of hubert

[long pasture]

And Hubert makes me crazy

[lucid terrace]

crazy?

[gray geode]

Just rename Servers to fucking DesyncRoom

[nocturne mesa]

I think Blasphemous might be the only game where I think every single piece of music from the OST is a 9/10 or above

like every single song slaps not a single miss

[torn rapids]

my favorite part about playing this game is where i have to try to match my soul with my physical body to be able to do anything again

[kindred prairie]

Lol dont show this guy hunt showdown

Or old sl

U jump onto or off of any ledge and youd get desynced

[visual swan]

You would go up the stairs as peanut and the game would kick you for flying

[gray geode]

Love playing hide and go seek with my soul.

[kindred prairie]

Yup

[gray geode]

I remember that too.

[kindred prairie]

Remmeber when they ‘fixed gravity’ and just fucked if up

[gray geode]

It’s just so fucking ANNOYING that it’s mainly only SERVERS that does it now.

[kindred prairie]

Like youd randomly die from jumping off any ledge or jumping

[gray geode]

I remember when shyus Guyus would get kicked for going into an elevator too.

[visual swan]

One time like 2 days ago, I was jumping around in the hallway with heavy armory, and after I left the room, the game decided to teleport me above one of the heavy armory pits, killing me

[gray geode]

Yea I learned to not tempt the NW gods by jumping anywhere near 106 or HCZA

[gray geode]

https://tenor.com/view/oç-fatih-fatihi-sikmek-sikmeye-gif-20546394

[visual swan]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-lab-skill-issue-d-class-gif-17678973555708887743

[chrome elbow]

oh

[nocturne mesa]

Lowkey sad Erin Moriarty (actress for Starlight in The Boys) got facial plastic surgery

Plastic surgery industry feels super predatory on people who’re insecure ‘bout their bodies,
In most cases it seems celebrities get underhandedly pushed towards wanting to get it, through things people say
Or just a decline in self-image

[golden zephyr]

Why Can't I connect to a central server in China

不对

[undone knot]

Hi there, for tech support assistance please first:

• Take a look at our tech support wiki at https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1098299774291157043
• Check our common issues channel https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/897643267473145866.
  If neither of those answer your question, you can reach out to our tech support team via ticket in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187 where someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

[golden zephyr]

Okay

[hasty tangle]

Leaked footage of NW Studios (Hubert's basement)

[rotund sapphire]

!langru

[sly cargo]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[past current]

been playing rock band 3 lately

[vestal locust]

what is this

[past current]

magic

[latent kelp]

april fools update

[lucid terrace]

sadly but no

[latent kelp]

it twas joke

[hollow egret]

killing cheater

[dire widget]

I am not really fucking with the new raider

one ape was bad enough

[outer blaze]

I don't understand

[amber canyon]

i have like no members

[outer blaze]

Oh that's your discord

[amber canyon]

yeah

this is my old membercount

most of them are all inactive

the people with the 20 players is the active...

[gray geode]

b r u h

[barren pagoda]

at least this one takes damage from all angles lol

but yea, my guy really is great ape, again

[hasty tangle]

Smartest CI wave

[gray geode]

Dude I’ve got 3100+ hours and my jaw was wide fucking open when this was happening.

I ain ever dat lucky

[hasty tangle]

U can see the second time god clearly wanted to screw u over, but the CI were too dumb

[gray geode]

The second clip is the first clip and the first clip is the follow up to the second clip which is the firsts

[fiery leaf]

Ain't no way I see Mr [REDACTED] here

[gray geode]

OI

FECK YOU DOIN HERE MATE

[fiery leaf]

I joined cause I'm cool

But you gotta agree your pfp kinda looks like [REDACTED]

[gray geode]

You don’t wanna see the full thing.

Also I never fucking talk in here

I’ve got like 180 messages

[fiery leaf]

Nah now you are obligated to send me it

[gray geode]

You sure.

[fiery leaf]

I only speak here cause servers I actually speak in are dead rn

[fiery leaf]

Positive

[gray geode]

You asked, and you have received.

[gray geode]

You uh…..

You good?

[fiery leaf]

I am gonna crash the car

Rn

Drive into the railing

I will move my brother's arm so he crashed it

Cause I ain't going out alone

[gray geode]

I TOLD YOU

YOU DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT.

[fiery leaf]

I have seen worse tbh

[gray geode]

Duddddeeee.

The GIFs I’ve collected

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[fiery leaf]

Damn

[gray geode]

Yes

I rarely open my Favs on discord

[fiery leaf]

Bruh I got a gif where someone
[REDACTS] and shoots his [REDACTED] over someone's head who isn't looking

[gray geode]

I’ve got a GIF of someone sticking their (REDACTED) into a mousetrap with the caption

“Don’t you hate it when this happens?”

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[gray geode]

Also I think I’ve seen this

[fiery leaf]

Some sent me a gif that was a man [RADACTING] a watermelon with the caption
"Why [REDACTED] love watermellon"

[gray geode]

I’ve got a gif of a man pulling a chain out of another man’s [ REDACTED] with the caption

“Trying to start the lawnmower”

[fiery leaf]

That one actually seem funny af

[gray geode]

You want it?

[fiery leaf]

Yes please 🙏

[tardy flame]

What the fuck

Whatever happened here, what the actual fuck

[crystal garden]

https://tenor.com/view/pyrocynical-mogging-mog-mewing-mew-gif-13064083582268393548

[marble sigil]

😨😱

[dire widget]

That’s a silver lining ig

Idk wtf they were thinking with nerfing the survivor dodge though

Thanks to that if you get spotted by great ape baby you are dying no matter what

His blasts melt your dragon change and you can maybe dodge 1

[frail ice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPtJDKCkGs4
Well this was unexpected

[terse wadi]

Should have spun faster

[swift ibex]

lmao

[latent vale]

Is it just me or did that breath sound like Patrick?

[thin tusk]

make this off the wiki, hope the wiki was actually correct

[cunning forum]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/ia2Wz6YRscstWw-k9/d1337h3LfckB?invite=cr-MSxIblcsMjAxNDYxMTczLA

[still plaza]

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