media-posts

[unique mortar]

biologists explaining why every single animal usefully contributes to the food chain

[rigid fulcrum]

see ik you're overexaggerating for the bit, and even in pointing this out you will continue to double down in the hopes i won't but no one genuinely thinks this, and if they do, they do not have the wherewithal to actually act upon this thought, invalidating it

nah its oki homie, just curious

you'd tech be a good test audience if you wanted to watch the video fr but i won't force you just for that

whole point of the video is to get new people into snakes and to potentially go out and buy one, from him

he's one of the OG breeders who figured out that squamata (lizards and snakes) breed in survival conditions very readily

[elder oasis]

Yooo!

[rigid fulcrum]

greetings

[elder oasis]

How're we? :)

[rigid fulcrum]

i'm alright

just tryna tak about snakes in a place where snakes aren't normally discussed

cuz everywhere where snakes are discussed is really toxic

[open crystal]

How do mosquitos contribute to earths ecosystem at all

[sharp cairn]

THEY "pollenate" WE ALREADY HAVE AN INSECT FOR THAT

THEY ARE USELESS

[open crystal]

Same thing for wasps then

[scenic delta]

Wasps are scary

[devout terrace]

Wasps are cool

[scenic delta]

They aren’t cool when they are trying to kill me

[devout terrace]

Mosquitoes provide food for birds

[devout terrace]

Simply be resistant

[scenic delta]

Like I haven’t tried that

[sharp cairn]

every other insect does this

[devout terrace]

Try it harder

[scenic delta]

Mosquitoes either don’t bite me or I don’t get those little bumps

[devout terrace]

Better way is to bioengineer nonblood sucking mosquitoes

[devout terrace]

You probably have a blood type they hate

[scenic delta]

Ha

[open crystal]

I hate wasps

I hate mosquitos

[scenic delta]

I don’t even know what blood type I am

[open crystal]

I hate bugs

I hate every slimy little creature that exists

[devout terrace]

One that is red

[scenic delta]

Yes

[rigid fulcrum]

actually certain agricultural crops are only pollinated by mosquitoes

there are also mosquitoes that eat other mosquitoes

and don't embark in parasitism

the face of a friendly lad

the friendly lad saving you

aww shit dude

its orchids

look there are studies

also chocolate

do you want chocolate?

https://www.lukerchocolate.com/en/innovation/meet-the-mosquito-behind-cocoa-tree-pollination/#:~:text=Cocoa flowers are strictly entomophilous,belonging to the Ceratopogonidae family.

cuz it's chocolate

@open crystal you also

read

[open crystal]

I ain't reading all that

Idc mosquitos still suck kill all of them

[rigid fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/holding-hands-hand-grip-squeeze-awkward-gif-14984381

it literally goes around

and flings its eggs into pools filled with the larvae of other mosquitoes

[open crystal]

I dont care

Kill all of them

[rigid fulcrum]

then you're just a narcisist who can't understand biodiversity, and the world is lesser, to you, for your own lacking of curiosity

shame unto shame

[open crystal]

Nerd talk

Shut up nerd

[rigid fulcrum]

nerd card nerd man

[open crystal]

Does bro think I was being fr when I said to exterminate an entire species?

[rigid fulcrum]

or did you find a janitor card and piss on it

[open crystal]

0 social awareness with this mf

[rigid fulcrum]

actually we are capable of such an act already

on the genetic level, if we so choose

[elder bronze]

Bruh

[open crystal]

Im not saying its not possible I'm saying it's dumb to just kill off an entire species

[rigid fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0HPHUzsHbI

[open crystal]

Because I switched retard mode off

[rigid fulcrum]

no it is extremely possibe

[open crystal]

That is not what I'm saying

I'm aware it's possible

Its just that we shouldn't unless it's like a disease or some shit

[rigid fulcrum]

this isn't fun if you switch sides because some autist joins the room

[open crystal]

What?

[rigid fulcrum]

you said we should kill them all

and now you're saying not to

no fun

dissapointed

[elder bronze]

Dude you got trolled

end of story

[rigid fulcrum]

yea

[open crystal]

Because you can't read the room or understand social cues

[rigid fulcrum]

that's why it's no fun

this is the scp server

if i'm not talking about reptiles i'm not being serious

[wooden token]

I am fr

Kill them all

[open crystal]

This guy gets it

[rigid fulcrum]

i or him

probably him

cuz you've already commited to hating on me

[rigid fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/yourmom-gif-4867042

[rigid fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932700901334986783/1067928670993395772/2023-01-25-170219340.mp4

[tender orchid]

facts

[turbid swift]

el scronglo

[rigid fulcrum]

the skrunkle

[turbid swift]

FAT FUCKER.!!

[rigid fulcrum]

EYYO

[devout terrace]

Fat fuck

[rigid fulcrum]

you could try reptilinks

[rigid fulcrum]

like is he genuinely chub its hard to tell from the pic

they make reptilinks out of quail, if you can get him on those that would be a pretty healthy meal

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift @merry chasm

Day 124. And today we have another new band, Faetooth, an LA (ew) doom metal band with some great shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s-UQ2Q0KZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn4VSUMU7Vg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7acABDt8mk

and an embed this time WAHOO

[rigid fulcrum]

hey 😠 i get this is just you doing your thing but i'm tryna talk about reptilinks over here?

https://reptilinks.com

[jovial saffron]

its day 124 of the metal ping, i aint stopping for noone

[rigid fulcrum]

it doesn't matter they all poofed off

[bitter zealot]

"actually certain agricultural crops are only pollinated by mosquitoes
there are also mosquitoes that eat other mosquitoes
and don't embark in parasitism"

[dire widget]

Not until you run out of metal bands that is

[jovial saffron]

You do not know how difficult it will be

[turbid swift]

kid named nuclear conflict:

[versed pulsar]

Yo guys I keep having in issue where is says “Processing of sever security was too slow for the sever.” When I try to join. Is there any fixs?

[hexed widget]

#897643267473145866 message

If what's listed in that message doesn't help you at all, create a #technical-support ticket

[versed pulsar]

Thanks

[turbid swift]

no he's a normal size

we dont overfeed him

i just call him fat cuz hes stupid

ik how to take care of him i promise i do not need to be backseated on overfeeding or tank setup lol

[rigid fulcrum]

no no

not overfeeding

you didn't see when i linked reptilinks

have you heard of them?

[turbid swift]

no, he seems fine with rats

[rigid fulcrum]

😦

sorry

i'll go

[sharp cairn]

r/chonkers omg so wholesome 100 give a quintillion upvotes

[turbid swift]

at werk rn

home soon

he probably is eeping bc he ate yesterday

[rigid fulcrum]

speaking of eating

ass first

[turbid swift]

baxter like gnawed on the side of the rat for 3 mins before realizing "hey actually maybe this needs to go in the other way"

stupib idiot...

[rigid fulcrum]

don't burmese move beyond rats eventually?

[turbid swift]

yes

[rigid fulcrum]

you gonna feed him button quail? genuinely curious

i have no good suggestions

[turbid swift]

probably rabbits or chickens but its some years before he gets there

[devout terrace]

the hoard

[turbid swift]

we will research when it gets to it

but he'll be eating rats for quite a while

[rigid fulcrum]

true

belos will never get to rats

we can have a dialogue after you're clocked out and home i genuinely don't mean to back seat i just like talking about husbandry

sorry if it seems that way

keeping snakes is a lifelong dream for me

i'll be quiet and lay off 😦

[tender orchid]

impending international nuclear warfare 56 hours from now

[void jackal]

storm works in ohio

[haughty light]

how do you spawn the target?

[raw mantle]

This is one asshole cat. She is my family’s cat. All she does is scream for food, to be let in/out, or to just annoy us without reason. Roast this cat (verbally, DONT COOK THE CAT)

[sharp cairn]

love the cat

doing cat things

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799279690618896414/1066353851688571031/WzTLLKYF.gif

[haughty light]

how do you spawn the target?

I don't know what the command is

[raw mantle]

I think it’s spawntoy

Or something like that

[sharp cairn]

remote admin go to text base ra in the menu

spawntoy dboytarget

[haughty light]

ok thanks

[sharp cairn]

just do spawntoy

the list should show up

[haughty light]

nevermind it worked

[sharp cairn]

yippee

[boreal oak]

About to troll him with some pink candy

[uneven urchin]

skibbity bop bum dadup

[sharp cairn]

K.O.

[haughty prairie]

Anyone who collects vinyls here mind helping me out with something? I’m going to buy myself some record cleaning materials and watched some videos on it. Plan on doing the brush method with a brush, anti-static mat, and all that. I don’t feel comfortable doing some of the other things like putting wood glue on my record.

Want to know if there’s any brands y’all use or recommend. I feel like going cheap is ultimately going to damage the record or do a piss poor job but I don’t want to go broke I already don’t have much money rn.

[rough scaffold]

i fell and didnt break my legs

[sharp cairn]

wacky...

[rough scaffold]

yea i was in the air when doc killed me in hcz armory, i fell and didnt die

[red burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/waluigi-meme-mario-strikers-vince-gif-25801515

[rigid fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-kel-wario-steam-angry-gif-20648597

https://tenor.com/view/mad-rage-angry-gif-14077677

[turbid swift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OVWCLLBdU-8

[devout terrace]

I once respanwed outside a door after 049 killed me, the dumbass got himself trapped in 914 and my body was in there but then I wasn't. 049 might have a couple problems right now

[rough scaffold]

Pfft

[devout terrace]

Also I'm pretty sure there was an 079 that game that didn't know anything so 049 was trapped for awhile

[prisma plaza]

new minecraft update is kind of sick

armor trims is a really nice feature

too bad it's gonna take months to fully drop

mojang's 30 minute work days

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3ET16mCn4H0

[turbid swift]

holy shit, we actually recontained scp-079. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3

[devout terrace]

You should've shot your pc as a reference to old 079

[open crystal]

So true

[cloud sun]

I love 939 plushie

So cute

[cloud sun]

Hello murder noodle

[haughty prairie]

Now. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2231450/Pizza_Tower/

Steam

Pizza Tower

Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack.Peppino Spaghetti, a surprisingly agile and powerful fat balding italian, is on a mission to destroy...

Price

$19.99

▶ Play video

[river vapor]

what is this boop noodle's name?

[rigid fulcrum]

Belos

[river vapor]

what kind of snake is Belos

very beautiful patterns

[rigid fulcrum]

a children's python

[foggy heart]

there's two types of people

[cloud sun]

The duality of man

[gaunt jolt]

skibbity bop mm dada

[turbid swift]

Put it on #meme-zone

[charred epoch]

Do not

[prisma plaza]

survived the nether

[turbid swift]

I was more invested than expected on that

[prisma plaza]

my armor isn't even damaged

well it is but not any major amount

this cave goes hard

[devout terrace]

Take a swim

[turbid swift]

What texture is that

[foggy heart]

no

you put it there

[prisma plaza]

what do you mean

texture pack?

got none on

[turbid swift]

Sure

[foggy heart]

thanks i was too lazy

[turbid swift]

No problem

[prisma plaza]

detroit house

[foggy heart]

ello

[exotic pumice]

use some new blocks

make a mud hut

[prisma plaza]

not gonna do that

yet

[dire widget]

what did they do to him

[devout terrace]

the mister gusty deserves it

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift @merry chasm

Day 125, Today is the germans again with another up and coming band being Elwood Stray. As soon as I saw them I wanted to do them for metal ping and finally got around to remembering to do them. A brilliant band and hope to see them along side the big leagues sooner or later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKeirVlOsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdhlMs1OlQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjHq6e4mFag

[dire widget]

exploding mantis

[prisma plaza]

do i attempt it

for the glorious rewards of like

3 sponges

fuck it i'm awesome

[turbid swift]

bro is playing on easyt

dont be a pussy go ahead

[prisma plaza]

i'm a NORMAL man

[torpid flint]

I cant play miknecraft because my brother's controller is dead and im 2 scared to play alone

[prisma plaza]

HELL YEAH

all the elder guardians are dead

shoutout to doorstrat

i died trying to get the sponges because this place has shit level design and is just a maze

but i put a bed by it earlier

so it didn't matter

[devout terrace]

the mantis' corpse hit a tripwire

[open crystal]

@unique mortar @dusty night @silent cave @turbid hedge ☝️

REMEMBER: 90% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THEY HIT IT BIG

[prisma plaza]

i have like 8 gambling memes

[rigid fulcrum]

@turbid swift should i offer the cryptid a fuzzy mouse?

[tulip vessel]

is this the server that soldr made

[prisma plaza]

nope

single

[stable berry]

australia servers alive?

impossible

[olive locust]

привет котятки

[turbid swift]

unsure why they wouldn't be considering they've been around longer than any other community currently active to date

5+ years of Pantheon

[tidal peak]

2 custom weapons speedrun

[rigid fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634063849657466900/1068597767083143198/2023-01-27-131242980.mp4

@turbid swift

[cloud sun]

Hello snek

[devout terrace]

He makes a fantastic wall paint

[turbid swift]

he sneepy

he prob gonna shed soon

he had a bad shed last time bc it suddenly got super cold and dry and we hadn't cranked up his fogger enough

he has plenty of moisture this time to hopefully have a better shed

[devout terrace]

I love snek

[turbid swift]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XO1QymCixvg
https://youtube.com/shorts/JLw_A7QZXAc

[open crystal]

Why tf does the lambda wars ost go so hard https://youtu.be/oQemGGzYx1A

[sharp cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/1061415152035037206/GANGGGGGGGG.gif

[open crystal]

https://youtu.be/3SeCjthGLK8

THIS ONE IS SO GOOD

[sharp cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/violon-violin-gif-5325575

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift @merry chasm

Day 126, Today is a band which formed in 2015 (that was 8 years ago what the fuck) with some brilliant metalcore, Designer disguise. The first song is also with dropout kings so even better and second was from a week ago lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYxAnSjqyb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UEPag5GqaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-dwruqADI

[scenic delta]

[quartz citrus]

True ig...

This bot is fun

[tender orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1030592776607383553/grubburd_20221012_142434_0.jpg

[quartz citrus]

Its over SCPbros, ai took our job...

[prisma plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bas-bryan-cranston-walter-white-i-won-won-gif-4327378

[pulsar coral]

smithing template?

[turbid swift]

What is this

What's a smithing template

[rigid fulcrum]

Hoping for a good shed

[prisma plaza]

new thing in 1.20

they give you cool ass armor trims

but it's also the new way to upgrade netherite

[turbid swift]

lets play together

[prisma plaza]

these ones are only in bastions

[turbid swift]

@prisma plaza

lets play together

[prisma plaza]

nope!

[turbid swift]

what..

did you just DISAGREE WITH ME

[sharp cairn]

i was the green hev with the crowbar..

better than sl fr
it even had the alpha warhead

[turbid swift]

Hey chat

I will give you my ideas for new scps

Mk

[gilded locust]

-Ultra?

[turbid swift]

"i will give you my ideas for scps" leaves

[raw snow]

https://twitter.com/deathbattle/status/1619119410458857475?s=46&t=PQqmvUWxphVsQAiqcSsF_g guess how happy i am from 1 to 1000

DEATH BATTLE! (@DEATHBATTLE)

On the next episode of #DEATHBATTLECast...
Isaac Clarke from #DeadSpace is braving a match-up against #HalfLife's physicist protagonist, Gordon Freeman!

Likes

141

Twitter · Jan 27, 2023, 11:45 PM

[torpid flint]

545

[haughty prairie]

@tame plover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLurAhsqXWc

[tame plover]

I know

[open crystal]

who'll win. usp or ak-47

[haughty prairie]

YouTube animation fans are eating good today @fossil pike .

https://youtu.be/9FY0Pt9fyxY

[fossil pike]

Ooh! 😳

[haughty prairie]

Also MD episode 3 coming mid February.

IIRC the 17th is the exact day.

[fossil pike]

I heard!

[haughty prairie]

Also I can’t send you a friend request.

[fossil pike]

Allow me!

[haughty prairie]

Thanks

[open crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060719511747174463/1068741886157787236/image.png

the gang after killing overwatch

im in the middle

[stable berry]

I sww this

Looks peak

[tame plover]

Oh nice

[haughty prairie]

@winged wren I forgot to ping you.

[prisma plaza]

my village would be so lost without me

[sharp cairn]

dictatorship

[turbid swift]

the second best way to run a village

[sharp cairn]

HOLD A REVOLUTION

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879776035682545676/1032164425022578779/0D960AD4-F53F-4042-BB15-88E428B73E5B.gif

[sharp cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-cat-drinking-water-drinking-drink-cat-gif-26330584

yes

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947251286192033833/1039998901488459856/attachment.gif

[sharp cairn]

hahah i love that gif
goofy little goober

[turbid swift]

wyd

[sharp cairn]

idk

[turbid swift]

same

[scenic delta]

@turbid swift

[prisma plaza]

i put all my effort into building this wall

[turbid swift]

hey

[scenic delta]

[turbid swift]

[sharp cairn]

make the village great again

[prisma plaza]

i've been playing minecraft for 13 hours straight

fucking addict

i spent 3 hours trying to find a desert temple

[turbid swift]

this cat image in DL1 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885177921923350569/1068772105589637160/image.png

[prisma plaza]

i'm so cool

[lucid gazelle]

@sharp cairn

no server in official

am i doing smth wrong

[sharp cairn]

oh thats what you mean

oh

i found the problem

your game isn't updated @lucid gazelle

[lucid gazelle]

oh tf

lmao

[sharp cairn]

the current game version is 12.0.2

[lucid gazelle]

my bad my bad

lemme update lol

[sharp cairn]

no its fine thats really weird lol

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l2iPTDGzx2U

[sharp cairn]

GUYS GUYS OMG OMG!!! @sour dagger YOUR ASS NEEDS TO SEE THIS
https://www.roblox.com/games/583507031/UPDATE-Papers-Please-Chapter-2

PAPERS PLEASE 2 DROPPED

PAPERS PLEASE 2 IS REAL

[sour dagger]

i will join the russian mafia

[open crystal]

Over 2 decades later and it still goes hard https://youtu.be/-00uQzXyujI

[vivid panther]

I found this dude and decided to carry him through the entire game by killing everyone around him, and then ended his life once we were the only players left

In other news, TABG is still very fun, good to see this game alive and somewhat populated

[prisma marten]

i should re-download

[wanton comet]

the devious

[vivid panther]

Shot him so hard that I got stuck in a wall for the rest of the match

[gentle hinge]

man I missed playing tabg with the boys

good ol days

[sharp cairn]

now its like 2 players

[echo jacinth]

Kevin Temmer is working on animation for this project

Cool guy

[haughty prairie]

Very.

[turbid swift]

guys i have question

who can help me with one problem

like i when im in the menu after 3 sec my game crash and i got this message

this application has requested the runtime to terminate it in an unusual way

[hexed widget]

@foggy heart can’t post anything with swastikas, even if it’s a meme

[torpid flint]

https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407264700006420/1068979113865527308 you missed one

[dire widget]

It's been dealt with thanks

[torpid flint]

ammazing

[hexed widget]

Appreciate it, thanks

[stoic hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1065889647672168539/1068828334613594172/IMG_2898.gif

[open crystal]

Guh

Metal ping inbound

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift @merry chasm

Day 127, Although formed in 1996 these guys are less known to the world than your mum is to your local community, Today is Cowboys and Aliens.

(also this is all of us https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1068970907214819430/image0-10.jpg )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgldGa0Yaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOdz1h-klc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4BGKWM98Ts

[open crystal]

Told ya

[dire widget]

metal ping

[jovial saffron]

thought i'd be a little funny today

[dire widget]

hilarious

[turbid swift]

this is shit

[jovial saffron]

just like you

[turbid swift]

just like yer mum

bloody cunt

[dire widget]

mr dad

[jovial saffron]

mr gay as all hell

[dire widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602077288296742913/1059670925584367657/2.gif

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835870618422870057/1067600951160090784/cm-chat-media-video-1e31cc287-5315-4252-a833-a1626fedba9d140200.mov

[turbid swift]

bbestie what do you want

[jovial saffron]

i love this

[dire widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602077288296742913/1059670925584367657/2.gif

[turbid swift]

why are you always so angry at me nowadays...

im gonna take a break from our friendship...

[jovial saffron]

AWWWW FUCK ITS AVENGED SEVENFOLD

WE'VE ALREADY DONE THEM

GRAAAAGH

no

because mine is for a reason

the daily metal ping

no

you'll get banned

[dire widget]

sorry mr dad

bestie even

[turbid swift]

okay i accept your apology..

[dire widget]

win!

no

[jovial saffron]

no

[dire widget]

why would it lmao

[jovial saffron]

you're not gonna mass ping

[dire widget]

don't try it

[turbid swift]

i will mass ping

[dire widget]

@boreal hound No means no, keep on asking and we'll just mute you till you calm down

[charred epoch]

Ip grabber

[jovial saffron]

!mute 496026507760762887

[sly cargo]

PugBo$$69#8591 has been muted in this server.

[charred epoch]

Wait I was joking

[jovial saffron]

its not

he tried mass pinging

he got muted

[charred epoch]

Ah

[dire widget]

and he was just being an all around tosser

[merry chasm]

Some one made the British child put big boy pants on

[turbid swift]

Aren’t you like 14

[merry chasm]

I'm older than Cyn tmk

[turbid swift]

youu still retarded ass Cyn

and he is pretty retarded

[merry chasm]

I have autism and he's British

[turbid swift]

same thing

basically

[merry chasm]

Basically

[jovial saffron]

mega clown moment

[jovial saffron]

no?

im 18 in 2d

lol

[turbid swift]

Wait what how old are you?

I don’t believe you are older than cyn

[merry chasm]

nah hes got 3 months on me

thought i was older than him for a minute im a

[jagged zealot]

hmm today I will play sl and have an enjoyable bug free experience

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[flat pecan]

wouldve been really funny if he did it twice

[dreamy swallow]

if u wanna join a streamer server cause your bored heres the like the server is king playground 3 https://youtu.be/zzPoMEDOW-4

[regal lava]

one dude unlucky as hell

[open crystal]

@unique mortar that was an experience

[turbid swift]

ATTENTION CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM; JUSTICE WAIVER IS NOW IN EFFECT

[open crystal]

https://youtu.be/lsBsB6NxGzo

[turbid swift]

thats sick

[open crystal]

Yes it is

I wanna play on that map so badly

[prisma plaza]

dollar

[devout terrace]

Mending moment

[stable berry]

Wandering traders be putting these prices but for sand

[devout terrace]

Not just any sand

Red rand

[prisma plaza]

i bought spruce trees off one for 5 emeralds

each

very worth it

[devout terrace]

Bro just couldn't find a taiga

[prisma plaza]

i live next to one

i just thought it was funny

[prisma plaza]

my village has such beautiful ponds 🥰

[devout terrace]

Looks cozy

[devout terrace]

Bring slow fall or a water bucket

[unique mortar]

ied?

[prisma plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/iwata-reggie-fight-smash-bros-super-smash-bros-gif-13259142

ender dragon and the warden fighting over who can be the least interesting boss to fight

[devout terrace]

Warden isn't meant to be a boss though

[prisma plaza]

don't care

still works like one

[devout terrace]

You're not supposed to fight it

It doesn't

You just stealth

[prisma plaza]

i can still beat it to death by building up 4 blocks

[devout terrace]

Why does that matter

[prisma plaza]

elder guardians are considered a boss

bosses can be anything in this game

[devout terrace]

A cow

[unique mortar]

what you've never seen the secret Elder Cow?

[prisma plaza]

damn

the end fucking sucks

i got 2 elytras now

[ionic trellis]

Then why does it have 500hp??

That's more than both bosses

[daring crest]

There is a cool bug on my monitor.

[turbid swift]

those are the type of bugs that if you kills them stink

normally they are green too

[daring crest]

Damn thought they just did that randomly.

[turbid swift]

!rep @daring crest

[sly cargo]

You have just given @daring crest a reputation point!

[daring crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1025763075393060904/togif-4.gif

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mUlC0AB4dmE

[turbid swift]

:< you didn't like it?

[devout terrace]

Clearly they didn't

[daring crest]

[devout terrace]

Fucking babybel cheese

[turbid swift]

I always thought this types of things were actually disgusting

[urban adder]

Just got the new slur sayer setup

[turbid swift]

😭

[urban adder]

That thing has a gain modifier, built in earrape

[open crystal]

Yes

Instant JW after

[shrewd fox]

bruh

[terse berry]

Wth can you use scp 173's fecal matter as fertillizer

[turbid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/treasure-planet-treasure-planet-disney-jim-gif-19374523

[prisma plaza]

let's go

[prisma plaza]

rarest biome my ass

i've found less deserts in this world than mushroom islands

[turbid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/text-bubble-gif-25667436

@trim slate

lemme get 10$ rq

[trim slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768802917918048287/1066402394797244467/watermark.gif

[turbid swift]

that was a no

parents said no

[trim slate]

sad!

time for child labor

[turbid swift]

cuz i already spent my whole allowance

yes¨

jobs for 13 year old to get money

go

[trim slate]

lawn mowing

[turbid swift]

no

my country are mainly apartment

and skyscraper

we dont have lawns

NEXT

[trim slate]

uhh

idk

[turbid swift]

can u buy it for me for feet pics :333

[trim slate]

what

no

[rotund sapphire]

[turbid swift]

well can i get a discount

cuz its 10$ MONTHLY

what if i pay 1 month and then no longer

[trim slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/918624720134483988/978600182881087528/uncaption.gif

[turbid swift]

will i still have badge?

[turbid swift]

dude youre 13

what the actual fuck

[trim slate]

It'll expire iirc

[trim slate]

(most sane SL member)

[turbid swift]

okay prob better to pay 2$ instead for a color name too in my fav server

[turbid swift]

if you cancel the $10 patreon it takes away your in-game tag once the month is over

(or at least its supposed to. mine bugged and i had it way longer)

[turbid swift]

are u the owner

then i got REPORTED!!!!!

[trim slate]

smh

tag fraud

😔

same thing happened with my community helper badge

It was on my discord for way longer

even after I became staff

[open crystal]

Yeah well now you have NW staff

Win

[rotund sapphire]

im the manager

[trim slate]

SNAKE

[pine fiber]

how do i fix this

[turbid swift]

Reinstall

Wait erong message

[turbid swift]

???

[turbid swift]

Reinstall

[trim slate]

!cleanreinstall

[sly cargo]

https://b2.thomasjosif.com/file/thomasjosif/img/FE55oQityn0MDrkJ3g2YDSs4U.mp4

[turbid swift]

verify integrity thru steam

[turbid swift]

I said wrong message

[trim slate]

listerally says to verify

[pine fiber]

I just uninstalled

[turbid swift]

lmao

literally told you what to do

but ok

[sharp cairn]

lol

[turbid swift]

go to game in library > settings cog > properties > local files > verify integrity

[pine fiber]

how?

[turbid swift]

if only google existed for when you get errors

[turbid swift]

Can you explain me better pls ?

so sad

[trim slate]

!stab @turbid swift

[turbid swift]

mod powers revoked

Thanks Rub

[pine fiber]

fuck I uninstalled

[trim slate]

Mod powers concealed

[turbid swift]

next time you get an error try opening this thing called "google"

it is pretty helpful

[pine fiber]

i did

there should be a taser where you have one ammo and you can stun 096

[turbid swift]

If you wanna deal about it

Go to #scp-discussion

[brave solstice]

There should be a gun with infinite clip and 1 tick between shots that instantly bans and crashes who ever it shoots

[turbid swift]

17 to 7

[flat pecan]

Most competent MTF team:

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift @merry chasm

Day 128. Evergrey, another Swedish band for the power metal enjoyers of the ping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBAQO8Oao3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX-1MxycLp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8PXXrCasE

[round stump]

Tech support rub

[brave solstice]

Oi

Was watching that

[dreamy swallow]

can i promote streamers?

[jade violet]

ye-no-ye-no-idk

prolly can in #advertisements

[turbid swift]

!rep

[sly cargo]

You need to wait 15 minutes, 52 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[earnest hornet]

!rep

[sly cargo]

You can give a rep!

[hasty raven]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/SUrxdnjnr2a7j/d1337DuGYCq4?invite=cr-MSxkSnUsMzExNTIwMjks

[odd widget]

ez

[urban adder]

Why would you censor meth

It's not like censoring the word meth is going to make people buy less meth

[hasty raven]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/SULIbhruT_5N_/d1337uPZdZlr?invite=cr-MSxuVk0sMzExNTIwMjks

[odd widget]

idk just in case it's a public server so u never know

[jovial pecan]

hi

[dire widget]

spy

[turbid swift]

[frail ice]

Amby spies on their way to miss every single fucking shot and die

[dire widget]

ME

[turbid swift]

Why hasn't my osm application been answered for almost a month?

[ornate furnace]

I had a game like this yesterday

But it was in frontier

The sniper didn't get the memo

[frail ice]

I fucking love All-Class team comps

They are stupid and I adore them to death whenever the Ape Hive Mind initiates it

[jovial saffron]

When did you send your application?

[turbid swift]

On January 11th

[jovial saffron]

have you recieved any response from HR?

[turbid swift]

They said they had submitted it to the relevant personnel for review.

[jovial saffron]

Ah, ok. Please be patient then and they will get to it in due time.

[turbid swift]

I see. Thank you for your answer.

[turbid swift]

holy shit i remember this occuring in a lobby i was in once just randomly

it was so fucking loud

AAAAAAAAAAUGH

[dire widget]

forgot about those

[fossil tapir]

I expected nothing less

[weary mist]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/SX2MWyP3snEi6/d1337CkXElmL?invite=cr-MSwxQXosNDQxMjU1MTAs

There ya go

[hidden sail]

theres a "bullet inaccuracy" thing so that might've been it

[weary mist]

Maybe

But the hitreg is still very fucked

[hidden sail]

from that range my assumption is its simply ADS inaccuracy coming into play

since that is a large distance

[crude burrow]

Never noticed much, might be because most of the time in spraying amidst a crowd of CI

[weary mist]

thats large?

[turbid swift]

ads innacuracy

looks like a normal clip

[weary mist]

Fuck man, some of my shots must be godly then

[turbid swift]

npc moment https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/SWKv9A2mup-ra/d1337QqUHVc1?invite=cr-MSxrZmEsMTYyMjk1ODQ3LA

the guns in this game basically all have shitty annoying recoil that will fuck you over especially long distance

[hidden sail]

thats like 2 hallways

so yeah

[weary mist]

Damn... I've gotten some nasty clips before

then

[turbid swift]

cant count how many times ive tried to kill a jit with a scoped magnum to the head and nothing happens

[weary mist]

that dont even make sense lol

[hidden sail]

yeah your aim was impressive ngl

[turbid swift]

if you wanna counter the annoying ads inaccuracy take an 1853

shits godly

[weary mist]

I grew up on FPS games, and I practiced speedrunning SCPSL

I love the gun system in SCPSL, and how it works

but the hitreg can be a prick

[turbid swift]

i melted a chaos wave with just an fsp by taking two 1853s as a guard once

[crude burrow]

The green liquid?

[turbid swift]

yep

[torpid flint]

yea

[crude burrow]

Ooo

[turbid swift]

its incredibly good and people sleep on it

[crude burrow]

Didn't know they were that good

[turbid swift]

it does not have a stamina reduction anymore

[crude burrow]

Found one untouched in the middle of the game and took it

[turbid swift]

literally the only downside is you cannot take 207 with it or you die

that's it

makes human v human piss easy, even just one

[weary mist]

dude when that first came out

I just stayed in 914

[turbid swift]

two makes you a recoil-less god

[weary mist]

the whole match

making as much as possible

I had like 5 stacked on me one time...

[crude burrow]

How do you make them

[weary mist]

I was named the meth addict that match

so funny

adrenaline on very fine

[crude burrow]

Wait theres recipes in 914?

[weary mist]

Yea

[crude burrow]

Ohhhh

[weary mist]

You gotta learn em

[crude burrow]

Good to know

Started playing like yesterday after a long time

[weary mist]

lets move back #scp-discussion

[turbid swift]

why?

i mean ig

[rigid fulcrum]

cebuz

https://tenor.com/view/cebause-hotel-transylvania-transylvania-hotel-dennis-gif-22144820

[turbid swift]

baxter

[devout terrace]

noodle

[prisma plaza]

Mending at a cheap price!?!?

[devout terrace]

satisfacory

[prisma plaza]

don't think i've ever seen mending this cheap

or any book for that matter

[devout terrace]

zombify a villager and cure them

[prisma plaza]

yeah true

[prisma plaza]

just found 2 enchanted golden apples in one chest

fucking ancient cities are dumb

i can't fucking see

[devout terrace]

lucky

[prisma plaza]

this is such a fucking unfun area

WOW!!! I LOVE BEING BLINDED EVERY 4 STEPS!!!!

i fucking do whatever dumbass stealth mechanic it wants me to do and it still finds me

i'm cheating this shit is stupid

can't even get my awesome loot back

lost a shulker box that had shit i needed in it

place doesn't even have what i came for

[wanton comet]

average reaction time of a scav

[rigid fulcrum]

i love this creature

unfortunately belos is still digesting

[open crystal]

@unique mortar JURY RP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfqkYGscpo

[unique mortar]

22 minutes of interrogation jesus Christ

[open crystal]

watch it

[unique mortar]

alright

[open crystal]

also this happened

i wonder how he got up there

[fossil tapir]

https://youtu.be/lp60g4jjw98

[turbid swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068951020673179749/1069308633680199762/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_27.mp4

[prisma plaza]

when amnesia cloud

[turbid swift]

[prisma plaza]

they're working

[narrow trellis]

It's inefficient, tear it down

[narrow trellis]

I beat that cyborg fucker to death with a knife

[narrow trellis]

Just get good

[narrow trellis]

Gaming laptop, no RTX?

[narrow trellis]

Close tabs right now

[austere nimbus]

i have never actually seen proper interrogation rp on hl2rp

i remembered seeing more jury's roaming the streets with shotguns like a watered down spear unit

[frail ice]

SLAVE LABOUR

[prisma plaza]

my entire village was enslaved

they cannot escape

i have armor stands with gold armor on them i call guards

[frail ice]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-not-just-the-men-but-the-women-and-children-too-not-just-the-men-women-and-children-too-gif-17266839

[prisma plaza]

as soon as the children become able to work they go to the factory and work the farm

[frail ice]

That's inefficient, get them in there while they're young

that way they'll have greater overall productivity and experience

[prisma plaza]

their bodies aren't able to work

[frail ice]

Survival of the Fittest

[prisma plaza]

i didn't even have a working farm on the village until recently

they were starved

[frail ice]

It's called "Motivation"

[sharp cairn]

I thought this was a face swap for a moment

[prisma plaza]

god i've found like

4 woodland mansions

and none of them have had the smithing template

[sharp cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768802917918048287/1066402394797244467/watermark.gif

[frail ice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ5IzGBnWAc

[bronze spire]

T

[vapid pond]

I named my cyclops the SS fuck you and the seamoth the SS fuck off so it was only fitting

[bronze spire]

The ss?

[open crystal]

The SS fucking off

[vapid pond]

I did just that, fucked off that accursed planet

[rigid fulcrum]

this is a rocket, the cyclops is the big sub?

[vapid pond]

correct

This thing

don't mind subnauticas horrid compression

[quartz citrus]

I LOVE OFFICIAL POLISH SL DISCORD SERVER GRAHHH

[sharp cairn]

He got a hidden talent, keep it hidden 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[devout terrace]

Just craft one

[prisma plaza]

you can't

you can duplicate them once you get them

but you can't craft them without getting one

[devout terrace]

2 iron 4 planks

Put the iron on top and planks on the bottom in a column shape

[visual saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/northwood-northwood-scp-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-sl-gif-25729684

[turbid swift]

(it isn't going to happen)

[prisma plaza]

my man you're thinking of the smithing table

smithing templates are brand new

things on the left

[bronze spire]

Love

SL NEEDS TRIMS

[twin quest]

@frail ice remember this? ( you are in the clip )
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439867693584220183/1069631183048167465/i_love_scp_sl_bug.mp4

[frail ice]

Was this when Official Servers had a catatonic Breakdown?

[twin quest]

No actually this was in freyas

[frail ice]

ohhh yeah now I remember

[twin quest]

its just a clip i found from when para beta was so broken

[dense jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063375273791332362/1069548646594519160/VID_20230130172306.mp4

[prisma plaza]

minecraft has the most insufferable enemy ai

i'm trying to get skeletons to kill creepers so i can get music discs

and i just end up watching the skeleton get gangbanged by several other mobs cause it can't hit me for shit for some reason and just hits other mobs

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AHuxdFL1A4s

[prisma plaza]

skeletons just have straight up aimbot when you don't want them to attack you

[dire widget]

cheers m

[bronze spire]

Top 10 moment

[dire widget]

respecting it

[turbid swift]

AAAAAAAAAUUUGGHH

[frail ice]

Good ol' TF2 moment

[trim slate]

A rank?

[winter delta]

Bro you play like A rank

[turbid swift]

literally anyone can climb to X if they just play enough

honestly sick of splatoon lmao i love the game's art/characters/story but god the gameplay is miserable

after thousands of hours at least

[silent cave]

have you heard of half-life

[turbid swift]

i think 3 is really enjoyable for people new to the series though

[winter delta]

X rank isnt even a rank its just a gamemode now

Just have to be s+0

[turbid swift]

i only really play salmon run and even then every round is kinda just the same thing over and over and the lack of basically any comms makes it a miserable experience

genuinely enraging that they refuse to add more comm options

"booyah" and "this way" and "ouch" to rage-spam when you die

that's it

and the most popular people in the splatoon community are all like 16 year olds who are either mid artists or turbo comp tryhards

and they all argue with each other

overall game is just not as fun as it used to be; maybe i'm just getting older

[open crystal]

50 GOTYS

[foggy heart]

i love doeshotter

[trim slate]

I LOVE SHOOTER META

DEATH TO BRELLA MAINS (me)

[latent vale]

THOSE FUCKERS KILLED DEPUTY WELD

THE MOMENT I STEPPED OUTSIDE THERE WAS A YAO GUAI RIGHT INFRONT OF THE GATE THAT JUST SLAUGHTERED THEM

[devout terrace]

Fo3 things

[trim slate]

Getting used to the splat charger

[turbid swift]

hm

sus

[quartz citrus]

I CANT RUN FROM THIS HELP ME

[woeful night]

Amongus

[quartz citrus]

well i just died and had to start the whole thing again

no thanks

[echo jacinth]

@past heart

[past heart]

counter trolled

[rotund sapphire]

thats unbased of you

[open crystal]

LMAOOOO

No fucking way

[past heart]

NOO

ptsd

bro

😭

[sharp cairn]

i dont get it

[open crystal]

He doesn't know

[sharp cairn]

it sounds familiar

but i dont get it

[open crystal]

He doesnt know

Don't tell him guys

[sharp cairn]

please

please

[devout terrace]

Don't tell

[sharp cairn]

oh

oh

[devout terrace]

@sharp cairn are you an element

[sharp cairn]

yeah

[devout terrace]

Is radium your favorite element

[sharp cairn]

yes

[devout terrace]

Is funtime foxy your favorite animatronic

[sharp cairn]

one of them

[devout terrace]

They're a B tier for me

Not as cool as funtime freddy

[violet rover]

would you bang it

counting its a guy

[latent vale]

This guy has been standing in this corner for days now, is he ok?

post-nuclear Armageddon blues really got you down like that huh.

[sharp cairn]

no its a robot

[brave solstice]

Not unheard of

[violet rover]

so you would bang it if it was just a guy

noted

Radium is gay af

[sharp cairn]

yeah im gay

[latent vale]

I had another funny screenshot but I cannot help but feel as if now is not the appropriate time

I'll uhhhh

leave you to it

[crimson bay]

thats gay

[violet rover]

best jpg, goes hard

[brave solstice]

Fellas is being sexually attracted to men gay?

[crimson bay]

its ironic that ymca came on after i said that

[violet rover]

feel free to screenshot

[crimson bay]

not if you wear socks

[devout terrace]

I'm semi gay

[desert shore]

https://youtu.be/yZDxu0APt9g

one of the best internet history series in the world

(also it looks sus as hell at first but trust me its not racist)

[turbid swift]

Make your videos a but more stable next time

[regal sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925179852028518460/1069785118518034552/chegoumensagempravc.mp4

[haughty light]

To whoever said that there are no tesla gates in entrance zone in SCP containment breach. What is this then?

[torpid flint]

YOU ARE HALLUCINATING. THERE ARE NO EZ TESLAS.

[haughty light]

what version are you playing on?

[torpid flint]

the bset one

[wet crane]

0.1 best version

[quartz citrus]

He thinks he's funny

[turbid swift]

uhmm

[modest osprey]

change my mind

[bitter solar]

:(

[modest osprey]

ok

[bitter solar]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggleland-glaggles-instagram-glaggle-land-gif-22019668

[past heart]

glaggle

[turbid swift]

@exotic agate

[bitter solar]

enshenpo

[prisma plaza]

why does youtube recommend me shit like this

[half lava]

I've been getting lots of weird low views content as well

Youtube is whack rn

[sharp cairn]

love her music

[bronze spire]

The algorithm knows you

[prisma plaza]

i do not watch the catmaid smp sir

what the fuck even is that

[bronze spire]

I don't even know

I don't know who would want to watch it for 5 hours

[open crystal]

Thats why it has 0 views

[bronze spire]

Oh yea

[modest osprey]

Catch me outiside please

[modest osprey]

I’m she is so amazing

[prisma plaza]

i just fished this shit out

i didn't even know a book could have this many enchantments on it

[solar shuttle]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1614269879682740226/pu/vid/1280x592/WetdJG1k_vjDi-Mx.mp4?tag=12

[prisma plaza]

DAMN!!!!

this generation is sick!

[untold spear]

i tried making an edit for containment breach, one of my first edits ever and i went into this app knowing none of the features