media-posts

[turbid swift]

T

[hexed widget]

I’m stealing him

He loves me

[austere nimbus]

i want a pet fish

but like, an awesome fish

[open crystal]

My dog likes hunting rodents

[austere nimbus]

actually fuck that i want a bearded dragon

[open crystal]

I used to have fish until they died in the incident

A long long time ago

[turbid swift]

Cta

[austere nimbus]

but that's the thing right

[turbid swift]

Mine died in the war

[austere nimbus]

nobody is ever sad about fish dying

because it's never fucking natural

[turbid swift]

I was sad when mine died :(

[open crystal]

Wanna know how my fish died

[austere nimbus]

it's just some random thing kills them

[open crystal]

I had them when I was like 5

And my mom was doing all the work and she replaced the water in there with tap water

[silent cave]

this is what one of ma cat look like

[open crystal]

And it was joever

[turbid swift]

I had a betta for like a year when I was maybe 10 and his name was toby and I fed him every day after school and cleaned his water twice a week

[turbid swift]

Cute cat

[silent cave]

i dodn't have photo of him on ma pc here's artist reference

[austere nimbus]

when i was an infant we had a dog named ringo and it pissed everywhere and tried to attack me and then it ran away from home and died

that's all

[silent cave]

he's one of these goddamn things

[turbid swift]

We had to give the fat fuck a bath because he had a bad shed

[turbid swift]

Where he got damb tail😂😂😂

[silent cave]

also we have another one which is kinda like the cat in the image but without the white stuff

like this guy

[austere nimbus]

how long does a bearded dragon live for

[silent cave]

2 days

[turbid swift]

Google

[austere nimbus]

i need to see this

[silent cave]

that is not a time period

[open crystal]

It is stupid

[turbid swift]

One googol years

[open crystal]

600613

[austere nimbus]

10 year

[open crystal]

See

[turbid swift]

boobie

[silent cave]

oih my good

[open crystal]

This is the year they all die

But until then they immortal

[turbid swift]

Baxter will live for about 20 years if we take good care of him

[austere nimbus]

BEARDED DRAGONS ONLY COST £200?

[turbid swift]

And he was $400 usd

[austere nimbus]

Satisfactory

[turbid swift]

Expensive little shithead

[open crystal]

Nah dude more like a year im about to eat that guy

[turbid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-food-eat-fast-gif-24473847

x3j50 version snake eater

[austere nimbus]

yo holy shit i should have a tortoise and have it outlive me

and then it'll be just this wise ass master oogway that is stuck with the family

[open crystal]

If you want to travel at all

Don't get a pet

[austere nimbus]

what if i take the tortoise with me

[open crystal]

Pretty expensive

[turbid swift]

and that's why snakes are the ideal pet

they can go weeks without eating

[austere nimbus]

i need it to be wise beyond all comprehension

it needs to have seen the world

[open crystal]

Yeah but whenever we travel we're gone for like 2-3 months

[turbid swift]

we have a neighbor who fed him once while we were gone and checks on him like every other day

[austere nimbus]

elder tortoise

[turbid swift]

at full size they need to eat only like once a month

[open crystal]

And its expensive to find a place to keep the dog

I doubt this dog is gonna stay with us for too much longer. I love her to death but she keeps us locked in the house basically unless we take her with us.

Which is also expensive and doesn't really work when we travel to Europe

[austere nimbus]

where in europe do you go?

[open crystal]

Kosovo

[austere nimbus]

where the fuck is kosovo

[open crystal]

Stay for like 2 months during the summer then come back

[open crystal]

Balkans

In the middle of albania, Serbia, montenegro and Macedonia

[austere nimbus]

that sounds actually cool as shit

[open crystal]

Yeah the balkans are a cool, war-torn place

Great people tho

[rough charm]

A

[signal scroll]

typical day in sl

[fossil tapir]

add a laser ffs

[broken herald]

I prefer the flashlight

Too many things turn off the lights on that server

[fossil tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/redhood-jason-todd-batman-arkham-gun-gif-4945005

[broken herald]

[signal scroll]

flashlight "users"

i bet you use a snub-nosed revolver

[severe musk]

I think we should eliminate all children via pipe bomb

[signal scroll]

go eat pink candy

[dusk bolt]

i don' have the permission to send memes in #meme-zone

[turbid swift]

send like two more messages

and you will level up

[dusk bolt]

ok

ok #2

yay i now have access

[fossil tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926700656331464724/1040035579112468570/image0.gif

[turbid swift]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UbPvCiGueXE

How can I get CONTENT CREATOR? I also make videos for this game.

[rotund sapphire]

message Commander Shadow#4058

[turbid swift]

Thanks for the info.

[rough charm]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/O4kqu0IEuz71s/d1337iplGZ1t?invite=cr-MSxSRGksMjMyNTA3ODgs open da door!

[broken herald]

The new dog is terrifying

[nimble seal]

actual 1984 moment

uwu

ok it doesn't even get filtered

sad

oh

[turbid swift]

@unique mortar

[raw mantle]

Me who uses flashlight on all my other guns and extended barrel revolver:

[turbid swift]

id like for it to be known i had to search x3j50 in messages just to find your tag so i could copy it because trying to ping x3j50 doesnt come up with you

[unique mortar]

The real one isn't even searchable anymore

this is getting out of hand

[unique mortar]

Make him alive

[turbid swift]

you're becoming a jolteon

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-sleep-jolteon-gif-25414900

[solemn gate]

Composers reserving the hardest music for christmas

https://tenor.com/view/bradley-cooper-gif-4797370

[turbid swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603573227977179146/992512531262349443/73E80945-3006-4C22-8407-E2E548E674FD.gif

[turbid swift]

ngl the only reason it's not becoming a vaporeon is because danstr wanted me to get a psyduck which is already water type

and charizard is already fire type

patreon chat insisted i get a charizard and name it kanye

[patent dirge]

what

[patent dirge]

cant wait for it to be a nazi

[tender orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-good-morning-graduation-kanye-west-gif-21205673

[turbid swift]

slcord hand-picked team

[turbid swift]

water stone

makes eevee vaporeon

[vocal moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789945098477633589/1041235810424471592/caption.gif

[echo sierra]

Just another day in colorado 💀

[turbid swift]

Why?

[vocal moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1032685617378762763/1032983681406607360/image0.gif

shit this isnt meme zone

[brazen thunder]

11.0 lighting

dear god

[silver dew]

[mild rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785074973509287937/993515865616154625/uncaption.gif

[brazen thunder]

he went into his idle animation

[night jewel]

can i somehow download the christmas theme?😭

[round stump]

how did you scream with a 100ms delay

[latent vale]

CRINGE, BUT FREE

[broken herald]

My software only captures audio when my push to talk is held

So the scream was actually a bit longer

[cloud sinew]

So uhh I googled SCP and it shown me that

[stable berry]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-scratch-head-black-man-gif-17733337

funniest scp fan (not funny)

[woven hazel]

fuck hungary, all my homies hate hungary

[turbid swift]

scpsl not #1

fake gamer

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift

Day 97. Some germans today with Blind Guardian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mkqz422lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNGCvI9dpZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9uy4Ip5Zs

[vocal moss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/820192358158172160/1022533605760700586/caption.gif

[turbid swift]

who actually likes hungary

they claim more land than they own

[woven hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-gif-23034477

[vocal moss]

pending roles talking

https://imgur.com/a/E08enW1

[woven hazel]

caring about discord roles ☝️ 🤓

[vocal moss]

ask literally anyone else in the server if roles matter

[woven hazel]

uh

gimme a sec

[vocal moss]

https://tenor.com/view/scrungly-hate-penutbuter-gif-25093298

[arctic shore]

caring about discord roles lol

imagine being a safe scp

[vocal moss]

this can also apply to you lol

[arctic shore]

im sorry what's that i can't hear you

you're like 30 levels below me it's too high up

truly a skill issue

truly

[vocal moss]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[arctic shore]

https://tenor.com/view/roxanne-roxanne-wolf-tickle-asmr-vr-gif-25504941

[turbid swift]

keter scp gang

[woven hazel]

the stand down against each other

[turbid swift]

oh god it fucked up the gif

i need to FIX it now...

dude my parents internet is so bad i cant even load a gif

[mortal trout]

Plugin i wrote

[open crystal]

That's pretty cool

You gonna make it public or nah?

[turbid swift]

wrong type of announcement for a breach event but fits the facility

[mortal trout]

maybe, it still needs improvements though

[mortal trout]

I have announcements for warhead, code red, tests, cafeteria schedule, etc lol

I don’t think warhead audio is easily replaceable though

I also really wanna replace intercom start speaking audio but that needs some patching which I’m not too good at

SCP: SL ambiance is very blank so I feel like these voice lines playing at random times will really compensate for it and induce a few heart attacks

imagine walking in HCZ not hearing anything special except the ambiance background sound and then you hear:

BEEP BEEP
HUNGRY? HEAD DOWN TO THE CAFETERIA TO GRAB A BITE!

[open crystal]

It'd be pretty cool

[mortal trout]

ye ig

[runic hatch]

@scenic quest

This pledge

*place

[scenic quest]

it works!

who tf deleted it

it was my cousin

[hexed widget]

Slurs aren’t allowed

[scenic quest]

HOW WAS THAT A N WORD

WHAT

HE WAS IN A BUCKET

O

I SEE

right

nvm

sorry 😁

[runic hatch]

Average polish

[umbral kiln]

personál trídy-d?

[mortal trout]

Yes, it’s czech

[umbral kiln]

ohhhhh czech

[mortal trout]

it’s polish but better

[umbral kiln]

i thought it was slovak

[mortal trout]

very similar languages so that’s fair

[umbral kiln]

yeah ik

i always mix it

and dont know wich one is wich

[tardy python]

literally same thing tbh

[runic hatch]

I’m Irish which is like a western Slavic country

[charred epoch]

moments from a baro session i was in

and people in this server were also in

[vestal rampart]

Killing people and looting their corpses

[charred epoch]

early retirement

[vestal rampart]

"You are officially relieved of duty"

[stable marten]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/OjHeAFjE2Ty_A/d1337p4jUFLE?invite=cr-MSxmMDgsMjA4NTM3ODYs

casual funny gun death's

[charred epoch]

@vestal rampart

crowbar

[vestal rampart]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/132349439506382848/1018929601776451644/L4D2GangnamStyle1.gif

[fossil tapir]

left alone to die

[pulsar coral]

amongus

[turbid swift]

i had this once it is quite silly

[charred epoch]

@turbid swift what redneck does to a man

on the bright side, five hand ace is done

since the event started ive gotten 4 max level hunters

the one at the top of the roster was maxed before the event cause he has no marks

only took 151 hours

[feral token]

So what's going to happen to this achievement? Is it now given out by just killing him, or will it be removed? Because from what I remember you could only get this from containing 106 via the femur breaker, which isn't in the game anymore

[open crystal]

It'll likely be reworked or removed

[solemn citrus]

I honestly don’t know where to talk about this one so here it goes
I found out this thing existed today, the F-15 staggerwing and bro is just special 💀

[ornate furnace]

Yeah

Funny how the F-14 is better than the F-15

[turbid swift]

They should rename it to “contained Larry” via 3x gun or something

[exotic agate]

[bitter solar]

uhh did you ever robbed a armory of a station they can have cool stuff in them

[turbid swift]

Where did you find this what?

🤨

Strangest edition of the f15

[tall cedar]

it will be probably changed to something harder

like kill 106 with a grenade

[mortal trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939533049811595305/1058345707699974165/1672399636-medaltvscpsecretlaboratory20221230122625.mp4 made some improvements

[stable field]

wtf is the text language

[mild rune]

believe it or not, this IS the ideal male bodyshape

[mortal trout]

czech

[stable field]

Ah yes

Funny lentilky guy and neighbor as well

[mortal trout]

guess what

i made it even better

[stable field]

the lights should go to normal imo after some time after annoucement
also would be nice to have that text in english as well just under the normal and smaller font tho

[mortal trout]

its for a czech server sooo

[tall cedar]

english text would be pointless since its a czech server

unless you are czech but dont speak the language

[stable field]

or you just play on random czech server because yes

[tall cedar]

i dont blame you

been to a few english servers

[copper mulch]

the army

[unique mortar]

you got spooked so hard that your soul left

939 got your spirit

[bronze lynx]

what game is that?

[rotund sapphire]

roblox

[copper mulch]

LOL

[nimble seal]

I present to you:

[copper mulch]

damnit he's right

[charred epoch]

We're getting there

[hexed nexus]

dziala

[turbid swift]

Mentally Deranged Creature

[craggy palm]

💀

[fossil tapir]

Roblox Isle

[turbid swift]

Look at this animal immediately

[chilly egret]

help please

i tried deleting serverscentral thing and typing ar in console didnt help

[hexed widget]

@chilly egret If #897643267473145866 and #951919078178701323 didn’t help then create a ticket in #technical-support

[bronze lynx]

oh alr

[bronze lynx]

is steam open?

[chilly egret]

fixed it

my steam was in offline mode for some reason

[bronze lynx]

oh what was it?

[bronze lynx]

oh ok

[uneven urchin]

Just a week away!

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift

Day 98. Khemmis, a brilliant band with incredible music. Including a cover of Rainbows in the Dark (by Dio)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbJnBeq0ExY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArXF9cAa2XA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU8-Y1zJOJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8a85h0la4

[open crystal]

The worst heavy ever

[turbid swift]

Serbia

[open crystal]

Worst country

[steady vault]

Yes, that is me

[shrewd sky]

I've been in the wrong chat this whole time

https://tenor.com/view/meme-american-psycho-business-card-gif-25561759

[charred epoch]

common rogon L

[shrewd sky]

Aw shucks. Silly ol' me.

[daring crest]

Why is Hunt Down the Freeman getting weapons faster than SCP:SL.

[turbid swift]

because the devs current conerns arent adding more/changing weapons

[quaint crest]

new 939 rework

[gilded locust]

wtf they are updating Hunt Down the Freeman?

[hushed jungle]

my screenshot AGAIN

christ how many likes did that get on steam

it couldn’t have been more than the 096 one right

holy shit.

[fossil tapir]

your famous

[vocal dock]

Look at how good this looks

[patent dirge]

ic crem

[unique mortar]

It did not live up to the hype

[quick roost]

did not

was lied to

[vocal dock]

bruh the scoop looks perfect and the choclate thing i drizzled on nicely bruh

[unique mortar]

put some crushed peanuts

some fruits

[vocal dock]

have none

[quick roost]

yes

add some whip cream on that

[vocal dock]

none of that either

[unique mortar]

why would you put whipped cream on ice cream

[quick roost]

why wouldnt you

[unique mortar]

that's like putting water in milk

[vocal dock]

waht is wrong with you?

[quick roost]

that's the worse analogy for whip cream on ice cream I've seen

what kind of whip cream you be getting?

[unique mortar]

yeah it's as bad as the idea of whipped cream on ice cream

[quick roost]

If it was a bad idea, it wouldnt be a thing

[unique mortar]

show me

[quick roost]

https://tenor.com/view/foodpanda-food-panda-delivery-yummy-gif-17675804

[unique mortar]

aren't those marshmellows

[vocal dock]

everyone who has wipped crream and ice cream they will always put whipped cream on the ice cream

[unique mortar]

ok well

i guess that looks pretty good

[quick roost]

See.

Have you ever tried whip cream on ice cream?

[unique mortar]

I don't really eat ice cream

[quick roost]

Because it does not taste like watered down milk

and trust me, I would know.

[unique mortar]

holy shit batman

[vocal dock]

the only bad thing about whip cream is that weird warm feeling after eating it

[quick roost]

Just put the canister in the freezer

or fridge

and its the best thing ever

[vocal dock]

i do

[quick roost]

Wow

And its still warm?

that suck

[vocal dock]

its after a few seconds leaving it in my mouth

[quick roost]

ahh

[patent dirge]

fucking hell

people wanna be a robot furry this bad?

No wonder they can afford 20 dollar pipebombs

[turbid swift]

i think i broke the game

[turbid swift]

around the world around the world

[turbid swift]

wow look at that christmas tree spin

sorry christmas pumpkin

The scariest SCP object

[meager wind]

me when i purpousfuly spread misinformation on the web

[flat pecan]

gonna be real with you

that gives me a stomach-ache looking at it

[turbid swift]

@scenic delta @tight marsh @abstract sedge okay okay Ramatraa be chilliin dawg

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724365083291156492/1036309298269143110/SCHIZO.gif

dropped to diamond 1 in damage tho cause i afked in one game

[unique mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693815803098693632/1058767624865058876/1672500250033.jpg

[flat pecan]

i know this guy

[unique mortar]

A friend of mine who cosplays the Legion from DbD

he's pretty sick

this is ME

face reveal

[turbid swift]

Real face 100%

[half lava]

The Cosplay surge is starting to get a bit concerning in this country lmao

[unique mortar]

yeah for real

[half lava]

Legit if i get tasked to find a topic for an essay, imma make one bout how these mfers are ruining the "nationality" or sum shit

[unique mortar]

I wouldn't say that dressing up as anime characters ruin a country's nationality and patriotism

but yeah if you could somehow find a way to explain that then sure

[half lava]

Oh its starting alright

[open crystal]

Is this a huge problem in Indonesia or something

Too many cosplayers

[unique mortar]

not particularly

well yes actually now that i think about it

[half lava]

Most of my friends in school go to these events almost every weekend

[unique mortar]

thing is it's not even like cool cosplayers like in the west where people are unique and creative

that's only a very small percentage

[open crystal]

What do they cosplay as anyway

[unique mortar]

most of them legit buy or rent generic ass Genshin Impact costumes

[open crystal]

Lame as hell

[half lava]

A literal gas station clerk

yeah this can work

[unique mortar]

you see this is me

I'm not lame

[open crystal]

Spooky

[unique mortar]

and this is my pal

he's not lame

it's funny because there's a small niche group of horror movie cosplayers

we legit stick out like sore thumbs in any convention we go to

because it's a sea of anime

[half lava]

Everything else is either Genshin or Anime

Actually why tf does everyone cosplay as genshin characters btw

[unique mortar]

it's cool because half the place want to take pictures with us

[copper mulch]

believable misinformation too

[turbid swift]

@unique mortar

I'd like it to be known that I also spent $80k to teach you thunderbolt, because it's the only way to get the move, and Jolteon doesn't learn it naturally

You're welcome

[molten kiln]

Many photos sorry XD

[half lava]

10 more foking minutes

[violet rover]

@hidden sail You should hop on amogus

instead of SL

[patent dirge]

kys

[unique mortar]

found an SCP in your photo

[molten kiln]

LOL that was the firework guy

[violet rover]

I've sinned

[molten kiln]

sooo cute!!! and so cool 😎

[violet rover]

I'VE TOUCHED THE 999

ARGHHHHHHHH

[half lava]

I am more concerned on what is 999 doing in amongus

[molten kiln]

OOHHH NOOO!!

[violet rover]

my soul is redeemed

[turbid swift]

This is shit

Fuck you cyn

[violet rover]

racism

[turbid swift]

Stop playing among us

Dead game

[violet rover]

AMOGUS THO

SUS

[turbid swift]

Cringe

[latent vale]

They made Henry Stickmin and I wish nothing but success for them

[tight marsh]

HUH??????????

[turbid swift]

Yup

Im so good

[tight marsh]

Is he single

[tight marsh]

Wild actually

[turbid swift]

Gonna push to GM in tank then ill get back to dmg prolly

[molten kiln]

good cosplay, but looks more like the Lakewood Slasher

[unique mortar]

well

yeah

it is the lakewood slasher

[molten kiln]

cool

[tight marsh]

worst variation of ghostface

[quaint crest]

??

[tidal peak]

MORTAR STRIKE INCOMINGG

[open crystal]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugBDsaEIYog

[tender orchid]

what the fuck

this is huge

[desert tulip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1UdSYcbeU

[turbid swift]

...

[jovial saffron]

metal ping will have 2 tomorrow

[copper mulch]

me staring at my screen with this message because the refresh has an entire minute cooldown so i have to check my joining it over and over

[summer zephyr]

is that 096's scream 💀

[idle coral]

I'm not sure whether I should be happy or sad about this

[flat pecan]

Mine is 46%

[idle coral]

Niceeee

I just can't believe I played 107 times

This I'm actually proud of tho

I normally don't do that great at games, so this shows improvement

[charred epoch]

bro misses his whole clip when im 5 meters away but does this from 25 meters away

[green radish]

first message of the year 🙏

[charred sedge]

im sure your fine

[lean maple]

be more nice mr gay

[tall cedar]

Nol

[turbid swift]

I see so not a VAC ban a global ban then all I can do is

!banappeal

[sly cargo]

https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/3061870378081558108/

[turbid swift]

If he did nothing wrong all he needs to do is fill this out

Wait 3-7 days for it to be resolved

[forest thistle]

What is the difference between a global ban and a WAC ban?

[turbid swift]

VAC ban can only be solved through valve the company that runs steam and their anti cheat. Global ban means you were either banned by a global moderator or the anti cheat banned you

If it were VAC ban northwood has no say as we don’t have any control over valve and their anti cheat

[forest thistle]

Understood, thank you very much

[turbid swift]

I dealt with that situation amazingly

Thank you

Oh so did u

[patent dirge]

Amazing bucket

[turbid swift]

Ik

[unique mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-admin-server-mod-gif-19212180

[open crystal]

They can't do anything because I have a rebel suit on

[unique mortar]

is rebel suit ticket to rdm civil protection

[open crystal]

Yes

[open crystal]

But here's what killing too many metrocops does

[open crystal]

Its not a good idea to use that term outside of hl2 rp communities

[unique mortar]

holy shit how much hp do those overwatch soldiers have

[open crystal]

They have armor

And I didn't hit my headshots

Smg vs OTA armor = OTA win

[unique mortar]

that's cool as though

very cool server

[open crystal]

But I had to make do because that's all I brought to the fight

[unique mortar]

very cool RP gamemode

[open crystal]

It is

Very fun

[unique mortar]

I don't understand any of it

but it looks fun

and I want to join

[open crystal]

Well I'm gonna hop on in a little in contributor gaming and I usually play with a few others

Amd by a little I mean a few hours

But yeah we have a group there who plays regularly

[unique mortar]

what hours are the server usually active

[open crystal]

Usually 24/7 actually

Its never really empty

Just low population

Let me check how many are on rn

[unique mortar]

yeah well that's what i mean

like what times are usually peak

[open crystal]

18 people rn which is good for looting but it peaks usually in the evening in EST time

Usually gets about 40 players after 1 pm.

[unique mortar]

1am for me lol

timezones are funny

[open crystal]

Yeah

Well what time is it for you right now

[unique mortar]

9.15 PM

[open crystal]

Ok well depending on when you wake up the server should pretty be populated by then

[snow tapir]

that server uses an old framework; surprised how its still up

[stable field]

a thing I dislike about rp servers
that basically almost every class has different amount of hp
just like in the video
you magdumped a combine soldier
and he still fucking walks
how

[open crystal]

Not true

Every class has the same hp

Armor makes the difference tho

But you can craft the armor that they have as a rebel

So its fair

[stable field]

lmao

[open crystal]

Plus the smg sucks against OTA

[open crystal]

Yeah its running off of impulse

[snow tapir]

i quit hl2rp after the owner of that server was accused of a big nono

[open crystal]

Which one?

Impulse or Landis?

[snow tapir]

vin

[open crystal]

Vin? Never heard of it

[snow tapir]

or no im sorry impulse

vin was the owner's name

[open crystal]

Impulse shut down so

In December 2021

Landis is basically its successor

[turbid swift]

[torpid flint]

cassie eye detection system helps stop reality lag by turning off the lights

[gray latch]

my new mugs

thanks northwood

(and china's factory)

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift

Days 99 and 100.
Happy new year to you all!
For 99, I've chosen another new and incredibly unknown band, but they make fucking bangers, Stoned Statues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOzRmdGZbOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QtWewnUY1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvThjFOyHZ4

However, for day 100, I believe something appropriate is in line for this. The band (I consider) to be the reason behind modern metal and most of metal as a genre's development over time.
The band being, Black Sabbath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-e8-DUqt0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chxt6iZHRTs

[wooden token]

We made it

[jovial saffron]

we made it

and the pause inbetween made it a perfect

[wooden token]

cyn

fix

[jovial saffron]

thats an L

geoL

[open crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049946058966442047/1059164454471876669/image.png?width=1202&height=676

[bright umbra]

French server

be like

[stable field]

Damn

[cursive juniper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2LplJUltw

[plain sage]

moment

[turbid swift]

ups wrng floor my bad

[past mason]

Her box

[charred epoch]

Man I'm dead 💀

[turbid swift]

Man you call it

[molten kiln]

Theres a flood going on

[turbid swift]

Just cars on their natural habitats

[molten kiln]

Lol

I was planning to fake that I was drunk driving but that’s to evil, everybody is safe they evacuated, the current from the flood basically push them@off the road

[turbid swift]

Where are you from?

[molten kiln]

Bay Area of cali, it didn’t rain for a whole year, but finally is too much in fact for us to handle

[turbid swift]

California?

[heavy venture]

CALI?!?

Bomb

[molten kiln]

Yea

Frisco

[sour dagger]

behold

the ultimate underground minecraft village

anyone going outside this wall will most likely die

[turbid swift]

minecrap

Why die??

[turbid swift]

You hate minecraft and called yourself an egirl?

[turbid swift]

when did i say i hate minecraft

Minecrap

yes i just said minecrap because its funny

[sour dagger]

this has been days of work

days just to get this wall working

we plan on getting some inspiration from metro 2033

[river summit]

What is bro cooking?

[turbid swift]

Your parents must br prouds

[turbid swift]

What?

[sour dagger]

do not go outside the wall

you will regret it

[dire widget]

🔥

[exotic agate]

toxic

[dire widget]

thanks for standing still

[exotic agate]

damnnnn reaper you fucking suck at tf2 you should uninstall that shit asap

[dire widget]

bro can't even hit heavy headshots!!! 🔥🔥💪🗣️🗣️🗣️ bro is hypocritical in nature 👁️👁️👁️🙄🙄👓👓👓

[exotic agate]

i dont play sniper !

we should 1v1 again some time

[dire widget]

true

which class tho

[exotic agate]

i play pyro you play spy sounds fair to me

[dire widget]

i would stomp you ez

[exotic agate]

or i can play heavy and you play medic

[dire widget]

AMBASSADOR DONT MISS 🔥🔥🔥

ok uuuh you as heavy and me as sniper

on turbine

[exotic agate]

[dire widget]

brass beast heavy vs normal sniper

[exotic agate]

god

okay what if we use whatever class we want

but beware,,, i am very good

https://tenor.com/view/peacock-nature-beautiful-bird-feathers-gif-15474292

[dire widget]

You the type of person to try and play spy no matter my choice

And blame lag on you missing your tricks tabs..

[exotic agate]

i main medic!

and pyro!

[dire widget]

So sorry to hear that

[exotic agate]

i bet you cant kill me with spy if i play pyro

theres no way

[dire widget]

I could easily

[exotic agate]

i am a BEAST with her you cant possibly hit a shot with those trash ass revolvers

they are basically rng

!

[dire widget]

With who

What

[exotic agate]

pyro

wait

i mean him

he

pyro

[dire widget]

Don’t talk to me

[exotic agate]

please

sounds like you are scared

!!

[dire widget]

💀

Bro thinks he is hot shit! Bro is insane!

You probs gonna charge straight at me with phlog

[exotic agate]

scorch shot:

i am evil

[dire widget]

Spycicle

[exotic agate]

what can you possibly do if i have a jetpack

run away??

turn invisible??

kill me??

pffft

[dire widget]

I would simply headshot you…

Ezez

What you gonna do when I cloak away and you can’t find me??

[exotic agate]

clip of trevor saying "youre pushing your luck pal"

[dire widget]

Clip of Trevor stomping Jhonny K to death

[exotic agate]

when are we doing this then...

[dire widget]

Hmm…

Tuesday 9pm GMT

[exotic agate]

yeahhh

idk when that is

just ping me whne you can do it

[dire widget]

Ok

Prepare to get dominated

Gift me nitro so can send an emoji from the whenthe server to infuriate you

[exotic agate]

this is you

[dire widget]

More like this is you

[exotic agate]

what are you gonna do send an 049 emoji from the scp sl server??

[dire widget]

Cringe

[exotic agate]

oh wait

no more spangtong!

[dire widget]

Don’t like this guy

[exotic agate]

youre gonna see my awesome outfits...

[dire widget]

Your spy is the balan wonderworld guy do not pipe up

[exotic agate]

we can use halloween items in the server i play in he's not like that anymore!

plus that outfit is awesome

did you see my awesome medic outfits

or my pyro outfits?

looks awesome!

[dire widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910633404016496672/1059312241494741092/attachment.gif

Ok

[exotic agate]

i need more cosmetics for him

[exotic agate]

did you just make this

[dire widget]

No

[exotic agate]

[dire widget]

What

[exotic agate]

jerma

[dire widget]

Yeah that guy

@exotic agate btw have you watched Nope

[exotic agate]

nope

man im so

smart

[dire widget]

Haha that was a good one Lewis

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-eating-dog-sad-rabbits-gif-11961716

[exotic agate]

https://tenor.com/view/peacock-nature-beautiful-bird-feathers-gif-15474292

[raw snow]

https://youtu.be/rz22Ij1bi2Y?list=RDiVYY4G5yt4Q

[turbid swift]

bug

its known

[jagged zealot]

I love pink candy

[desert zenith]

I suicide bombed plauge doctor and 106 once

[rotund sapphire]

suicide bombed 049 at micro room and then guards finished it off

[desert zenith]

I LOVE SUICIDE BOMBING SCPS

[shadow bear]

Hi guys, can you help please, I don't understand English, I need to write to technical support since I have an error with authentication because of this, the servers are not shown and I can't play

[turbid swift]

pink candy always explodes?

[violet rover]

that is the whole thing about it

yes

[turbid swift]

just asking

never used it

[violet rover]

type AR in console

open console by pressing

[turbid swift]

but that gives an idea

[violet rover]

~

[shadow bear]

I tried, it didn't help

[violet rover]

ar then refresh

and then try to join a server

[shadow bear]

I have already written to the console "ar" it didn't help

even through a direct connection

[violet rover]

idk then

is it only to that server or every server you try to join

[shadow bear]

to everyone

I don't show servers at all

[atomic crest]

Me and 2 other d boys suicide bombed 096 back to spectator chat

Was so funny

[turbid swift]

Guess who ate a giant rat yesterday

[scenic delta]

BOOP NOODLE

[opal sluice]

northwood movie megapatch 2

[flat pecan]

What about it

[opal sluice]

lcz isnt have room entry need card

[flat pecan]

Hm

[desert zenith]

Exactly

[turbid swift]

i love destroying new players(mostly kids)

[violet rover]

Fucking roblox players

ew

[patent dirge]

are you playing halo with that gun or smth?

Bruh

[brazen thunder]

what was this even supposed to be

[cold wren]

hubert triangle

the forbidden hubert

[wide leaf]

splatoon looks like it'd fry my brain

[jovial saffron]

@wooden token @fierce herald @dusk parrot @tidal steppe @chilly mural @weary laurel @queen lotus @royal cedar @turbid swift @dire widget @scenic delta @hexed widget @turbid swift @brazen siren @torpid flint @thorn sleet @proven sable @crimson bay @turbid swift

Day 101 of the metal ping.
Although we've featured Rammstein before on the metal ping, today we'll be featuring another band with lead guitarist of Rammstein Richard Kruspe:
Emigrate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nb4ey_bDks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6hNReAAe2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhyQaN95_KI

[torpid flint]

waiting for the day xSPONGECOREx is in metal ping

[wise prism]

load your inventory up with grenades and or 018s and then use pink candy when in an elevator

[desert zenith]

Lol I did that once with a zombie

It killed me and the ball I dropped killed it and hurt 049

[wise prism]

anyone wanna play with me?

[exotic agate]

be there for when i kill @dire widget like this

@cobalt shadow you too

[tender orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-understands-the-rock-the-rock2022-rock-gif-25109449

[exotic agate]

[cobalt shadow]

YOU USE OTHER CHANNELS THAN MEME ZONE LEWIS YOU WILL NOT SDEMOPAN UNAWARE PLAYERS

GRAAAAAH

[exotic agate]

i will kill reaper!

[cobalt shadow]

nuh uh

[turbid swift]

hi

[dire widget]

The degreasers airblast:

[narrow trellis]

that's a lotta pings

[tender orchid]

using other channels sounds like a W

[charred epoch]

what shipment does to a mfer

[frail ice]

You absolutely crater'd after that clip

you're just dead

wait nevermind my dumbass, forgot about the jumper, just woke up

[fallow palm]

me

[turbid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-food-eat-fast-gif-24473847

[fallow palm]

is that

professor pog

from kings playground

[flat pecan]

Not me

[turbid swift]

not me i hate that game

[jagged zealot]

hi catboy

how's it going

[fallow palm]

it sure is

[fallow palm]

whats there to be confused about

[turbid swift]

just refresh

Player count 29/30 but it says 0/30

average SL game

[tall cedar]

schizophrenia round

[red walrus]

Leviathan's design is so cool 😩

[latent vale]

Lord, I just tried playing Ultrakill's demo for the first time and it felt like every single one of my senses were being shoved into overdrive

My finger kind of hurts from mashing my mouse button so aggressively

[turbid swift]

@fallow palm @fallow palm Swag Messiah

updated status huh

[fallow palm]

sup

[turbid swift]

No longer staff?

[fallow palm]

yeah?

I retired from KPG in august lmao

[flat pecan]

real

[fallow palm]

fuck that server

[turbid swift]

ic

[flat pecan]

what is the reason

[fallow palm]

At the time it was just like

I was getting burnt out I didn't feel like playing SL

but also cus there was a bunch of drama going on amongst the staff

[flat pecan]

amongst

[unique mortar]

amidst

[fallow palm]

there was a huge divide in the staff and a bunch of cool people got removed from staff and banned without reason

[flat pecan]

so guys who is the king

in kings playground

[fallow palm]

some loser who owns an SL server and thinks hes god because of it

dude has a major superiority complex

[flat pecan]

is his name king?

[fallow palm]

although admittedly that's just what I've heard about him

I haven't really spoken to the guy

[unique mortar]

is he THE king

Elvis Presley himself

[fallow palm]

of the playground

[flat pecan]

is killers an o5 in there

[unique mortar]

he died

Heart attack

[fallow palm]

who

[flat pecan]

killers0992

[fallow palm]

doesnt ring a bell

[flat pecan]

like a dev or something

okay

[fallow palm]

oh

yeah he is I just checked

never spoken to him though

imma be real

I never spoke much with upper management

some were cool but eh

apparently one of the head admins turned out to be uhh

a bit too fond of children

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724307103480807467/1030414797721833502/caption-10.gif

also there were way too many staff on that server

literally anyone can be staff there i swear

they'd knowingly hire like 12 year olds so you'd have like squeaker jmods

[vast glade]

Damn it looks the same as the second game

Nice tho

[stable field]

WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MEDICAL STUFF UNDER "K"

WHAT

what keyboard do you use

where the hell is your K

[tender orchid]

I don't remember my medical items being under that

they're on z I'm pretty sure

yeah they are

Keycard is bound to k though

[summer hatch]

That's gotta suck.. Which server?

[narrow thicket]

that's cool

[turbid swift]

Amongust

[cold wren]

I saw a steam post about kings once

it was a full examination of how scummy the owner was

it showed a leaked "O5" meeting video

where the owner told that he did it for the money or something like that

[opal sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709429683632078900/1059830131687952384/20230103224602_1.jpg

lockdown cooldown 4463 second

[silent cave]

you were too good

[opal sluice]

so this bug is by local server or global

[quaint bronze]

Get pranked

[opal sluice]

when see actived hid and you not now angry

[fallow palm]

yeah that was real

[fallow palm]

kings playground yo

[cold wren]

then why yo ass micspamming in bananas now

😭

[fallen musk]

does anyone know how do i do this?

to make a contact file

[cold wren]

uh

email northwood verification people

in config_gameplay

[fallen musk]

ohhh

[cold wren]

you will find a place to put your email

[fallen musk]

OHHH

OMG

I CREATED A NEW FILE FOR NO REASON

[cold wren]

config_gameplay > contact_email: (put your email here)

then email [e-mail]

[fallen musk]

no config_gameplay

[cold wren]

uhh

what kind of server

is it a non dedicated one?

[fallen musk]

yes

how to make dedicated?

[cold wren]

okay

this is gonna be complicated

there are tutorials but

first

install scp sl dedicated server tool

in steam

launch it

and enter 7777

[fallen musk]

link for the scp sç dedicated server tool

wtf happend

[cold wren]

there is really no link. you just have to search for it in your steam library

and check the tools thing

however

the scp sl dedicated server will be run on your computer and it always has to be open for it to run

and it will be run on your ip

so its best if you are trying to make a community or something public, to just buy a server

but if you wanna test something then go ahead

[twin quest]

whats the point of this other area in 049s room

[dire widget]

bye

[open crystal]

You didn't kill him?

Cause I did

[latent vale]

049's containment chamber was originally going to have two elevators like in Containment Breach but I guess hubert changed his mind and blocked off the hallway without removing it for some reason

[dire widget]

That’s for my evil play through

[flat pecan]

@turbid swift

can i have color help again

there is a panel with colors i strongly dislike but i cant think of better colors

I inspected element it but I feel like it could be a bit better

[turbid swift]

this is much better its because it was too dark

[flat pecan]

i know but like

and their light mode isnt good

i just decided to mod it with stylus

[turbid swift]

this honestly strains the eyes with the blue

if it was gray instead of blue it would be fine

[flat pecan]

yes i hate it so much

[turbid swift]

but the blue is too saturated

[flat pecan]

i dont like the fact the black is 000000

[turbid swift]

yeah

make it slightly lighter

fuck

[stable field]

none

it is blocked off it doesn't serve any purpose at all

it is just leftover from CB room I guess?

[dire widget]

got to play those 2

heard great things about them

or, at least fallout 2

[stable berry]

Why did i lose honor i did nothing wrong

[gilded locust]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-not-the-villian-of-this-story-doom-samuel-hayden-video-games-gif-25253305

[flat pecan]

@turbid swift i did a bit of custom css

[silent cave]

matricks 5

[turbid swift]

busy rn will check later

[flat pecan]

god

i had like

a neighbor