#meme-zone
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@umbral ravine at least I got you
Who?
I only know cinderace can burn down a town if he feels like it
there's gotta be some water bunny
point is
normal animals aint got shit
low level mfs
theres some cat pokemon
Any fire pokemon can burn a town
with like
Two fighting type ones, one fire type

Yeah but you can get away with it easier with cinderace because nobody knows they walk fire.
Literally the same pokemon
But evolutioned
I rank pokemon based on how easy it would be to commit arson as them.
Don't ask
???
where do you rank the legendary fire bird
Any
S tier
You just burn and go
isnt there like the pokemon quivalent of poorly written OP SCPs gods of destruction
if it looks at you your balls explode
weird looking ass birds are my favorite pokemon designs
i think guns would be obsolete
Is there a gun pokemon?
if a dog can strike you with a meteorite
Yeah havenāt you seen the video
YES THEY ARE
Sweet
And a bunny can kick a fireball at you and burn a hole through your entire body.
Lol
I love these two together
What if there's a tank pokemon
how would you crew that shit
team rocket is literally my favorite part of pokemon
Pokemon tank crew
There are ways, just take it and ride it
how do you reload it
Don't say jt
tanks would be very vulnerable to pokemons
but stealth aircraft would shit on them so bad
electric pokemon to use railguns in a tank...
Half the fire types make it obsolete
think about it
pokemon dont have radars
Unfired pikachus
tanks resist to fire
unless the pokemons can produce enough heat to reach melting point
Like half of them do
How racist would each pokemon be?
There'd be levels to this
Isn't there a pokemon game where they are at war?
Different pokemon seem to be at different levels of racism while others are a chill guy
so that means a pokemon that can create a 1000+ celsius fire
Might be a fangame but I remember a pokemon war thing
Gen 6
how many calories does their breakfast have
Powered on hot cheetos
if a human eats one berry they just drop dead
Yummers
When you power level a pokemon using rare candies you're probably giving them tons of some horrible chemicals
GUYS
pokemon apex predator
Lions
you're giving them a nuclear fission
It could be any pokemon
if from like 4 berries they can shit a nuke
So in theory a radioactive bath will give me super powers
no
My boy falinx got this
radiation isnt energy
Some of the pokemon are literally god???
the way that this was designed is still cool
basically any pokemon that reaches this size is some god-like super being

lockheed saw stealth boats and said put them in the sky
Love this frame lmao
hehehe
Cartoon frames can be so goofy at times
flapjack close up shots
I hope my cartoons are goofy
huh
jjk frame:
spongebob gets real wacky if you go frame by frame
also the close ups...
of old spongebob
what
Why do yāall got sponge bob frames ready to be sent
these are so good...
spongebob is too peak
Lol
Ocean plants
Always love the "wtf" look on their faces as the other character is morphing into some eldritch monstrosity
ok so they just put them there because they look cool
They knew exactly what they were doing
understandable
They did lol
Chat sucks ass
holy nuclear warfare and it's consequences
made in japan
Because the artists and writers were adults in japan
Ah hell nah why the sqankbunk justr legg š
Yeah
Spinkbub got turnt to leggg
spanklebop no!!
Now I can't unsee the idea of a freaky pikeman
????????
well yeah
but, what do you mean freaky pikemen???
Well really it was autocorrect that did that
You can see the idea of freaky pikemen???
Pikemen who are freak deaks
In medieval times?
Soldiers were unusual people...
yknow, having killed multiple people
impaling horses that had people ontop of them
i would NOT want to be the one cooking for one of those guys
which they would then impale
which would dismount and bash your head in with a mace/warhammer
Into a row of spears to fall on
pikemen were just barbed wire
No way that pikemen weren't used on footsoldiers
no
They were, they had a big stick
Range makes them superior
until crossbow
Until guns
you had normal soldiers right behind the pikemen
they'd go forward if the enemy got close
pikemen cant do shit if you get close
Backup dagger:
the 1 meter long warhammer:
fists:
the shield:
Believe me, I've seen reenactment, people can switch to a short weapon REALLY fast.
The individual soldiers skill to kill another human being in desperation:
thats why if the enemy gets close, pikemen go in the back and the other guys go in
knight plate armor is too cool
One day I'll get my own custom tailored plate armor
i think getting 5 cars is cheaper
Maybe 5 really shitty cars
still a car
Or I could get one set of really cool plate armor
about that
what's your dream item
like what item do you want the most
or one thats up there
A really nice longsword would be cool...
something like this
You could not hold all of that
no?
??
literally anyone could weild swords
talking to mcmain
Moron
not nice
With practice
quite the knowledgable gents
what is he whining about now
dont be mean
average longsword is 4-7lbs
i cant get my head around this love hate dynamic duo thing yall got going on man
there's no love
gioni if you wanted to know that badly I would tell you in dms
(This started from a misspelling of pokemon)
go on
@sand oriole tell him I said donāt do it
1 sec I gotta feed my cats
Itās weird
thats what makes it interesting
Like it was a good friendship at first
hey dont spoil it
Soccer jumpscare
what does one of you crack his eggs from the top and the other from the bottom
Is it me or the video doesnāt work
just you
no
Do you also have no feelings and push old ladies?
no
somebody explain im not going to that for fear of what I may find
Most likely.
It's best not to talk or think about it
tf did he send???
Keep those thoughts to yourself
Now what I said makes no sense
What a dark YouTube channel
I don't know what post that was
whyd the first one just get squashed bro
luigi is there
they are not lesbian
they are
bro there isnt
dont they hate each other?
there also isn't anything homosexual either
I choose to believe there is something homosexual going on
you are silly Billy
not really
glados has a superiority complex and acts like that with all of the characters
i mean id hate glados for trying to kill me and imprison me for hundreds of years
oh well chell probably hates glados
I doubt its the other way around
more indifferent
true
I yesterday got locked by scientists in the candy room
I had a pink candy
Plays sisyphus_prime_this_prison_to_hold_me.mp3
Eats the candy in the end of the sisyphus' speech
The doors get blown up, freeing another d class that was with me
get your weird borderline fetishistic fantasies away from portal š
furries try not to make everything sexual challenge
(Impossible)
is that the voice of the 50k guy
a visitor? hmm... indeed I have slept long enough
i always interpreted it as a mother daughter type thing, majorly due to the end song
im not sure if its a literal mother daughter thing like some theories but i think thats the closest thing those two have
I LOVE SIGNALIS
Genuinely one of the best games ive ever played
So fucking good
But signalis doesnt really fit into that description
quite an overreaction to a tame joke
its just weird considering they are basically mother and daughter, like someone pointed out
oh and glados is literally cave johnsons wife
dog inspect animation
its a joke?
This message made me remember that this game exists and now I feel so much nostalgia for it. The last time I played it was the 31st of may 2021, how is it now?
If only he figured out jolly loops
Even switch is overkill there
loops are not real
wait a second
else if (value) == 1 return (value)
hmm
that's uhh...
A loop and a mod (I think that was the name) will turn that into like 3 lines
what the hell is it even doing
Modular division you mean?
Check if itās divisible by 2
Yeah modular division returns the remainder
If itās not then do one if it is then do the other
genuinely what is it doing
I think it's just checking even or odd
w h y ?
Idk what for
OH MY GOD
It's yandere dev
Yeah itās a real tweet
I wonder how long it actually is
He will literally get mad at people fixing his code
There is no way that's a real tweet he made
Like he had a group of actual people willing to help him but he drove them away since he canāt fathom his unoptimized mess being unreadable for him
I guess hats off to him for going through with making a game with the knowledge of a 2 hour class
I am genuinely surprised that game runs
how is he still not behind bars
Code comments exist for a reason......
isn't the correct way to do this just to check if dividing it by 2 results in a whole number
Like the checks for the game go like every frame, so thereās thousands of lines going every second, also every single bit of spoken audio is all in one reference file
Yes, thatās how people with a brain do it
that's like one of the most innocent things he has done lmao
I don't know how the fuck he still haven't ended up in jail
Heās too busy jerking it to samus to actually finish the game, as well as making too much patreon money
the fact a guy who was homeschooled is making a game about a school is very funny to me for some reason
I did not know he was homeschooled
explains a lot tbh
I criticise schools a lot of teaching you a lot of useless shit but at least it teaches you how to learn
He also thinks that it is his responsibility to read all emails and suggestions
I mean the alternative is an else if statement to parse his email
cause we know damn well he can't figure out how to automate a bot
or make an FAQ
Or just not read emails written by children
another benefit school atleast has is the fact you you get to socialize
there is none of that in homeschooling
that too
he reads every single one of his emails?
you're telling me I can tell him to suck my balls using email and he'll respond?
and he'd respond eventually
probably
he's super easy to bait
gabe newell also reads all his emails but only responds to some of them

he would probably respond with an entire fucking essay
do it
he is also a billionaire and has an assistant that helps filter out spam
and will continue to be a billionaire because of the "do nothing" business practice
yanderedev with a trillion dollars would still not hire an assistant because he can't accept normal people making rational decisions
I mean tbf, we don't want shit to change, he doesn't want to change shit
That shark who almost bit gabe was asking where half life 3 was
it's a win-win scenario
He literally made a video telling people to stop emailing him since it was reducing his dev time
To be fair that was like when the game was at its peak
But like 99% of the updates at that time weāre Easter eggs
I'm still wondering how come he hasn't been arrested
On what though?
Wait he groomed someone
unpaid labor, unfair contract terminations, copyright infringement and a host of other creative ways to break the law
yandev should have just kept consuming his chalice instead of making a game
she was 16, yanderedev forced her to back down
came out last year, supposedly she is still in contact with him
convo got too serious
that should be enough shit to cover the garbage
Ngl I mostly just remember the stuff on how the game is held together with bubble gum and toothpicks
Because itās funnier
dont forget how theres literally a better, complete version of the game within the game as a separate mode
dude got so fucking side tracked he accidentally completed the game and called it a sidequest
God I love how he made only 1/9 rivals and it only took 8 years
YANDERE SIM IN
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
Itās never coming out
nope 2026 yandev found 62 new side features to add
Else if else if else if
Scp?
Yeah, I haven't played this since 2021. How is the game now? Is it worth getting back into?
No it's not
It is a real tweet, but it's not yandev saying it
really
Yeah
"send this to every discord server..."
The Minigame⢠giving a signal that this post is low quality and doesn't deserve the attention the person wants it to have:
the voices
guess what
guess what
he hungers
dr ej
chicken butt
FUCK
guh
guess what
the creature
skill issue
lifeweaver my beloved
the amount of nanoblades I've watched fade away as lifeweaver pulls me to spawn is crazy
if(year = 2014) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2015) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2016) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2017) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2018) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2019) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2020) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2021) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2022) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2023) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2024) {
yandereSim.release();
}
else if(year = 2025) {
yandereSim.release();
}
I do java for a livin, fuck your C iunno how it works
how would that be an embed fail
i thought it was the time thing
what?
you know when someone does the "(thing) is in (4 hours)
and it has a countdown
on discord
how the fuck do people do that
oh uhh <t:##########>
<:
replace the tags with a unix timecode
wtf is a unix timecode
yeah
<:49234398>
Epoch and unix timestamp converter for developers. Date and time function syntax reference for various programming languages.
you can get the current timestamp from here
<:1734375371>
there ya go
im so cool
and it does local translations
I have one in my bio to convert your local time to my time
if it reads 12:00 for you then you're in the same time zone as me
they're a neat trick discord can do
but pretty useless
except for scheduling shit
make a tag to a date and time and event, pin it to a DM and it counts down organically
it's called a timezone dumbass
Yāall are not from Europe
bro
Bro I'm 3am'ing in Aussie rn
Thatās what am saying
What you gotta do rn is sleep
As an Australian I can confirm
They mcthemain?
Guys
I think am genderneutral
It means my spacing is awesome
based
like what, harass more women?
Good idea
nah harrass generative AI
I 500% believe it
I'm sorry joumn, I was not expecting that response
https://tenor.com/view/002-darling-the-franxx-anime-gif-16745222
little bro has to go back to kindergarten
At this point I should apply for a nightshift given how fucked my sleep schedule is
I have an aussie friend who does night shifts so she can stream during the day
I'd rather this over working nights at maccas
maccas
Im Aussie deal with it
Its our abbreviation of mcdonalds
Am learning about colours and numbers
Jeff is mean to me
Joumn is not a lady
your fault, you're too hot, stay inside
I do not give a fuck
Anyways
we had 40 degrees this week and honestly I'm waiting out for Feb 2nd (the day the kids go back to school) which is always the hottest day over here
jesus fucking christ
last year was 47
how do you not straight up die
airconditioning my beloved
explains australia's carbon footprint
I know fuck all about your country
but I know every crime and evil thing your government has done
our soldiers are literally spiders
LMAO
dumbass got IP banned 
why not
cause we don't give a fuck
you do not give off jolly vibes
so politely im redirecting you to the non-jolly site
(he threw a grenade in the elevator on a friendly fire server)
its called different places different times when school ends/starts
@ocean locust are you still baned
on cerberus
just 4 more
there is a time and a place for shit like that
you're a d-class
and someone drops a nade by accident
it's a sign from god
I donāt yall are from Europe or Asia
Yāall are always online
Insane
Ironic
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!stab @hollow onyx 30m don't be rude
crackycreates#0 has been muted in this server for 30 minutes.
i'm banned from like half of the latam servers permanently
Nah am not online all the time
SO RUDE
"hey guys if you do this (thing) your discord crashes"
-a moderator does it and crashes
-he gets mad at me
-bans me from both the discord and game server
average moderator gameplay
uh
you said
"hey guys do this thing (smily face)"
crashed
and there werea lot of people who posted gif wich crashed discord
and you think that's worthy of a permanent ban
yeah
i "force" you to reopen your app with 1 click and that warrants a permanent
um
no
it crashed discord
and froze your computer
and that wasnt funny
also you werent known
that much
so they prob asummed you just entered the server to troll
why doesnt he just take both nobody is going to take them away
philosopher when i fucking kill them
they just say the most retarded shit
and get tons of money
THEY SHOULD DIE
ALL OF THEM
philosophers after publishing a 71 page article about the 7 testicle problem that solves nothing
so much free think
grog have head hurt over think
grog smash big think so grog have no head hurt
but philosophy is fun :(
I think so I am
Plus
I know I know nothing
Bread does taste better
so what crackhead came up with the idea of a reindeer with a clown nose and who made it a christmas story
light up clown nose
Humans
fair enough
story makes no sense
Santa has a fleet of flying reindeer that can travel to all houses on earth in one night but they become fucked when it's foggy
which it likely is in many places
tough talk coming from trevor bro
hes not getting coal hes getting the entire power plant
"you will get coal" mfs knowing full well they will be kidnapped by krampus
It's even funnier the second type huh
family friendly version of the original meme
You find this funny?
fuck no I'm jesting at you
i was skeptical but it quickly became very based
Show your art @leaden glade
im cooler
k
(i just got really lucky)
and im not lucky
like the 4 kills one i got when all scps left and i killed d class
thats is going to be pain more then lmggg
Wait for mtf to spawn and shoot when the elevator opens
yes but you need a lucky chaos spawn
all the class d die before i can kill one
@heady thicket All I hear is skill issue
how many do you have
green names fighting
for that just be a repressor and spray down a sightline when mtf respawns
i will try
its really the only way to get it
yes
The fish?
You need to wait 1 hour, 8 seconds until you can give reputation again!
!rep @real pendant
You have just given @real pendant a reputation point!
You can't give a rep to yourself!
woah
How do I check
You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!
your what?
My reputation points
Smart girl
Is it really? Sheās just repeating what the guy did.
Idiot child learning from others š¤®
that is an essential skill for children
Watch Garry's Mod and millions of other Garry's Mod videos captured using Medal.
normalize the bankruptcy of multi billion dollar corporations
š„°
I'm sorry to say this
But that's a really stupid point. Like how can a multi billion dollar company go bankrupt? That would take YEARS
rob them
are you dumb
that would be hard, yet not impossible!
happened in tuscaloosa
Ultraman Leo
blud got knocked down
Hell yeah
THIS IS SO AWESOME EPIC SWAG
rei, what happened to the other clones?
ŃŠ°Š·ŃŠ°Š±Ń Š²Š°ŃŠøŃ мамок ебали
!langru
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i don't know what i found but this is clearly a fucking rabbit hole that needs to be explored
leaf lover
why do i feel cult vibes from this
hell yeah
Stop posting
wtf
Pizzaria?
dont u love skibidi?
Do not talk to me
this is such coal
should've been big boss

the channel name clearly says jolly zone not cringe zone
Least obnoxious video essay
Are sonic virginity memes a genre now
WRONG
8 days
not 7...
ah but some parts of the world it is already december 18th
don't pussy out w beer
You sicken me
pregame so hard you don't even rememeber the bar you went to
you speak from experience
what is a jager
most disgusting drink
is it like alcohol
you don't know what jƤgermeister is?
no i dont know what a jager mister is because im not an alcoholic loser
you're supposed to mix it with something dipshit
hey pal no need to get so aggressive
its like in every store
i wouldnt know i dont drink mouthwash
you need your jager mister or something bud?
have you not seen it
apologies, friend. I will attempt to restrain myself from acting aggressively in the future
Why is cro anti alcohol
cracky wants to be the depressed ghetto boy let him have his fantasy š
thats more like it my kitten
7 in some countries
We real drinkers in this mf
stupid
yeah SOME
aite buddy off yourself
so many actually taste good
woah
get this guy his jager mister quick
hes getting angry again
daniel go get the jaeger master
the jager blaster
Beer enjoyers when they need 5 cans to get tipst
still not wrong with saying a week though...
the yaĆŖger blaster
W rizz
why the fuck are there so many of you
it's just expensive tbh
heres the cool thing
does there seem to be a problem mr officer
especially if you have a high alcohol tolerance
no this is stupid its not the majority it doesn't count
no being jolly
why do you dink alcohol
i dont have a built alcohol tolerance so i dont even need to drink more than a can of beer a month
High MPG
is it good or something
Every kind of alcohol is expensive
LOL WHERE IS THIS FROM
beer? yes it tastes good if you like other strongly flavored beverages like black coffee or drinking chocolate (the mexican style)
If you compare price to volume with other drinks
friend group server
never drink alcohol more than thrice an hour
ripp
you'll be fine otherwise
so far im keeping my "no alcohol at college" streak
Giw my alcoholic dad made so that I would be immune to effects after 7 fireball shots
doesn't sound like no illicit substances streak
what...
I love substances
i said no alcohol at college because im fine with alcohol off campus but i dont do any illicit substances anytime anywhere




