lmao
#scp-discussion
hidden wave
neon cedar
Northwood = israel
paper lake
They as in the NTF or the zombies?
red quartz
Northwood = israel
hidden wave
this is you wdyd
wispy walrus
this is you wdyd
Dude
That's actually hell
Charge that shit though crank it up
Not going down without a fight
Taking all of those motherfuckers with me to hell
hidden wave
i swear flashbangs just do not work half the time
vocal vapor
Need coaching
sick sapphire
shadow crag
Northwood = israel
sick sapphire
Well excuse me, sir
Some people cant enjoy the spoils of war
digital hatch
Is that nas daily
shadow crag
no
sick sapphire
My honest reaction to reaching SCP-645 and its just a Class D reciting Xavier Renegade Angel dialogue
foggy summit
i cannot draw beards properly
sick sapphire
Just draw them messy
fierce lynx
i cannot draw beards properly
just like draw a triangle with a bunch of dots
foggy summit
water aint wet
wet can be defined as a liquid spread around the surface of a solid
you cannot make a liquid or a gas wet
so wet can only be applicable to a solid
wet is a state reserved for a solid
water = not solid
water cannot be wet
fierce lynx
you are absolutely correct
wispy turtle
yea
sick sapphire
Reading up on SCP-664 and then I see a percentage number used in it and it hits me like a sleeper agent activation code
foggy summit
67
digital hatch
Reading up on SCP-664 and then I see a percentage number used in it and it hits ...
Let me guess
67?
sick sapphire
lime copper
@edgy coyote is making one
bright mantle
well then im back to 100% achievements
edgy coyote
<@957393626269356042> is making one
Render tomorrow trust🤞
rancid plinth
I always say im never gonna open general again but my curiosity gets the best of me
And it kills me
Im crine
neon cedar
I always say im never gonna open general again but my curiosity gets the best of...
LMFAO
@shrewd egret you cause this
shrewd egret
<@560501515773673487> you cause this
What'd I do
rancid plinth
What'd I do
Everything
neon cedar
rancid plinth
Except the good stuff
rancid plinth
Son im crine
shrewd egret
haters stay mad
rancid plinth
haters stay mad
Look at boxcat suggestion now
distant compass
Look at boxcat suggestion now
the good guys won
rancid plinth
the good guys won
Exactly
It was genuinely trench war for a few days
Until the clutch of may '26
short kernel
<@957393626269356042> is making one
Guardlander vs Billy Kalous
rancid plinth
<@957393626269356042> is making one
Excuse me, hubert
There must an update you forgot to upload
If i could see some performace or some new balacing for 096
I go to chaos theory on sunday, truly usually more
Screaming at the mods while they muted him for hours
shrewd egret
Doesn't even rhyme man
rancid plinth
Haters be hating
wary pond
scp
mild agate
I don’t like that
wary pond
Ostrich (otávio pfp guy)
magic whale
scp
tawny relic
Ostrich (otávio pfp guy)
flamingo
wraith bluff
this server is so funny
mossy patrol
if the funny is your power what are you without it
light compass
this server is so funny
General chat full of twinks btw
polar locust
rancid plinth
General chat full of twinks btw
Do yall believe schrodinger was onto something with his cat theory or sum shit
The superposition of the cat's life and death
With a 50/50 chance
polar locust
General chat full of twinks btw
First reasonable argument to use general.
sick sapphire
Use? More like avoid
polar locust
Do yall believe schrodinger was onto something with his cat theory or sum shit
I can't tell if this is satire or a misunderstanding of it
sick sapphire
The superposition of the cat's life and death
Its more like "the cop doesn't know if the body inside the trunk of this car is dead or alive until they open it"
How it feels to ragebait someone on the CA servers
grim belfry
How it feels to ragebait someone on the CA servers
is this guy complaining that he was killed as an scp
polar locust
Well if we're unsure.
The cat is a metaphor or analogy, there was no real cat. It was used to explain the concept of Superposition in a way for a casual reader.
Schrodinger was onto something (I don't know if he began the study Quantum Physics or just made the metaphor) but Superposition is a real phenomena of the quantum realm, the reality and physics of the really really small. However the chances of anything larger than an atom experiencing macro-level quantum properties is so rare that the entire universe will die before it would ever happen.
I forget both of the properties, but the idea behind Superposition is there's two properties, and we can only ever observe one of them at a time, because when our tools interact with them, it collapses probability down to a deterministic observation. We don't know it's position until we detect it.
grim belfry
or am i misunderstanding
sick sapphire
is this guy complaining that he was killed as an scp
He was on surface as 106 after nuke went off
It wasnt deadman's either
The last CI who was _ had 127 and there was 1 more spawnwave
After he died as 106 the _ dude went off on him all smartass like
Which just put him in a salty mood cause I ended up as 106 and chased him around LCZ next round
polar locust
Well if we're unsure.
The cat is a metaphor or analogy, there was no real cat. ...
of course take what I'm saying with a grain of salt because I'm no quantum physicist.
sick sapphire
He was nearly right calling me a 6k hour loser, im only 55 hrs away from reaching it
robust dagger
Why is the anti-cola so unbalanced 
🥀
polar locust
Why is the anti-cola so unbalanced <:AntiCola:1097888245913759855> 🥀
Ask @chrome summit
mystic geyser
He was nearly right calling me a 6k hour loser, im only 55 hrs away from reachin...
6k in SL?
mystic geyser
Why is the anti-cola so unbalanced <:AntiCola:1097888245913759855> 🥀
Whats unbalanced about it?
mystic geyser
Ghostz has like 7k
grim belfry
Whats unbalanced about it?
it regenerates your hp absurdly quickly
like 3 hp per second
robust dagger
Whats unbalanced about it?
I had to shoot a Class-D 40 times because the anti-tail kept giving it life.
mystic geyser
I had to shoot a Class-D 40 times because the anti-tail kept giving it life.<:Cl...
Oh i see yeah i wouldn't like that imo
grim belfry
Ghostz has like 7k
why are we talking about hours in sl like thats an accomplishment
mystic geyser
Just combo anti 207 with level 3 scp 127 + heavy armor
sick sapphire
Why is the anti-cola so unbalanced <:AntiCola:1097888245913759855> 🥀
I can confirm this ,face tanked a 939 lunge, chased him inside nuke elevator and proceeded to take 7 swipes right as I micro'd him
sick sapphire
mystic geyser
I dont know who that is
@thorny sleet
polar locust
sick sapphire
Oh I might have watched a couple of their old videos now that I can see
Oh man all the guides 3 years ago
grim belfry
they should add more experimental weapons
mystic geyser
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249843553874477057/1431423792479080580/c...
Poor burning memory being tortured lol
mild agate
Sometimes I wonder if the Jailbird was literally based on Demoknight TF2
iirc there’s a hidden code in its textures that translates to a quote from meet the demoman
polar locust
they should add more experimental weapons
A-14
wary pond
they should add more experimental weapons
Experimental armor
mystic geyser
Don't give Fardo ideas
sick sapphire
Me when the surface update comes out and we get what is essentially the market gardener/minecraft mace in SL
gray carbon
Sometimes I wonder if the Jailbird was literally based on Demoknight TF2
yea it was
polar locust
Experimental armor
Funnily enough there's a Chaos Theory custom armor literally called that, I think it gives you a slow passive hume generation
polar locust
Funnily enough there's a Chaos Theory custom armor literally called that, I thin...
(capped at 50)
it's really slow generation though iirc
Jailbird is the Caber if it was good.
grim belfry
Experimental armor
armor that randomly teleports you in a radius to prvent taking damage once a minute but the teleport is literally random so it can teleport you into a death pit or just from a high elevation
sick sapphire
armor that randomly teleports you in a radius to prvent taking damage once a min...
Getting sent straight to HCZ test room
polar locust
Funnily enough, in CT one of the Funny pills causes you to randomly teleport once somewhere in the facility.
It has an extremely low chance (so low I've never encountered it personally) chance to put you in the pocket dimension
also you can't use it in the PD either
wary pond
Don't give Fardo ideas
sick sapphire
Funnily enough, in CT one of the Funny pills causes you to randomly teleport onc...
Had this happen when one of my friends gunned me down and took my black candy when 049 was chasing him, he got teleported into PT00
polar locust
sick sapphire
Go back to sleep go back to sleep
glad stream
makes sense now why the guy dmed me out of the blue
fervent forge
I'm sorry but that's Darwin's principle on this
I didn't actually realise that the message was from 2 days ago, whoops 
glad stream
you know whats funny
i wonder if that user is even aware
he could check this chat rn and see that im kind of exposing his ass
considering hes still on this server
fervent forge
Scams are designed to catch the gullible and stupid
That filter of 'so obvious it's a scam' is part of the design
fervent forge
Always watch out for that, while you may see that it's a scam, others may not
Some people really are like moths to a flame
glad stream
Always watch out for that, while **you** may see that it's a scam, others may no...
its unfortunate that im at work rn cause i gotta lock in there but i wouldve really wasted that persons time
tawny relic
makes sense now why the guy dmed me out of the blue
lol
@short mural
they usin ur acc now
tawny relic
I'm sorry but that's Darwin's principle on this
chatgpt bricjed my pc too
at the same time
when aex got hacked
we need to sue shit outta openai
weary crag
how hard is it to just not download shit from the internet
you see a suspicious ass exe from someone in ur friendlist who speaks a diffrent tone
like cmon
there's like 5 red flags going off
glad stream
incredible that you even fell for that @short mural
rancid plinth
when aex got hacked
Who tf is aex
grizzled seal
Who tf is aex
those who know:💀
rancid plinth
those who know:💀
tikki phonk, pure aura or something
short kernel
Ac Unit finally working idk why it was bugging 🔥
limber socket
<@724830126487109633> look at this
Shuuuut uuuuuuuuuuppppp
shell sphinx
!079
chrome carbonBOT
serene sorrel
red quartz
I'm such a fit chud
polar locust
red quartz
If you had a stamina bar how much stamina would you have
weary skiff
i’d have like a dash and then it goes on a 2 minute cooldown
bronze smelt
If you had a stamina bar how much stamina would you have
pre-scopophobia
polar locust
I found out there's a mod for left 4 dead 2 that changes the animation, so when you get taken by a charger, it looks like you are running away as fast as you can with the charger on your ass
wish I knew the name
red quartz
pre-scopophobia
Wow
weary crag
Shuuuut uuuuuuuuuuppppp
:3
serene sorrel
polar locust
Wow
You've done nothing wrong, but the intrusive thoughts are telling me to be mean to someone at NW and you're here so
Fuck you.
red quartz
I'm being put down for the simple act of existence
polar locust
shit happens
bronze smelt
concept art is actually a useless job because they're just drawing what could've been
red quartz
You've done nothing wrong, but the intrusive thoughts are telling me to be mean ...
I'm going to play a neutral role in your life moving forward
polar locust
I'm going to play a neutral role in your life moving forward
just like my parents
red quartz
rancid oar
die
rancid oar
dont
nova ice
everything
rancid oar
kill this
serene sorrel
rancid oar
red quartz
What site 17 deepwell character are you
tawny relic
@serene sorrel
serene sorrel
Yes
tawny relic
check ur twitter feed
serene sorrel
I don't have twitter
tawny relic
bro
nova ice
imagine still having twitter
tawny relic
there a fat fuck with like acne all over his back
serene sorrel
Can't wait to see that
tawny relic
all posts about this mf
tawny relic
Can't wait to see that
he look like mold
red quartz
shouldnt you be working <@371746364520136706>
I woke up and this is my morning paper
nova ice
well time is money
red quartz
well time is money
then get to work!!!
short kernel
shouldnt you be working <@371746364520136706>
Does he even get paid
red quartz
yea
red quartz
would you sit on the plaster toilet
mild agate
https://tenor.com/view/ramen-toilet-funny-toilet-ramen-gif-20500146
the fuck is up with this toilet
why did they reach 3 different dimensions at the end
fervent forge
The Ramen Toilet Ascended beyond our dimension
mild agate
that’s a good title
tawny relic
ven aqui mami
tawny relic
i can fix everything
tawny relic
jack of all trades
tawny relic
aight cabron
rancid oar
but no joke its incredible how my reg is so broken like i dont know the problem
im starting to crashout
not only sl
serene sorrel
Ay cabron
serene sorrel
5 likes and I'm ending it
tawny relic
mr beast please like this comment
bronze smelt
pls fix it boy...
what is broken
bronze smelt
like your hit reg? try using the laser
rancid oar
download speed is good
tawny relic
dear hubert please say ‘hitreg fix comin’
rancid oar
like your hit reg? try using the laser
uh?
rancid oar
dear hubert please say ‘hitreg fix comin’
that wont fix mines 😔
bronze smelt
it's an attachment you can put on your gun to increase its hipfire accuracy
bronze smelt
you should install aimlabs
rancid oar
ew
why am i so bad
like omg
if you saw my gameplay maybe you would want to end it all
rancid oar
es for real
is real
tawny relic
aint no way
rancid oar
what
unborn zodiac
Is the sound effect when you exit 939's amnestic gas diegetic? Like your ears popping?
bronze smelt
you snap to yourself and say "focus!"
rancid oar
i thought i been dreamin
are you high
tawny relic
and im outta my mind just little
rancid oar
and im outta my mind just little
tawny relic
i need sentient person who knows about wifi
i aint no longer wifi playat
rancid oar
sad pookie
timid hound
lowk forgot that sl takes quite a bit more space than it did 7 years ago
makes sense obviously but i never thought about it so it was still like 1 GB in my head 😭
dark apex
Hi
harsh tiger
lowk forgot that sl takes quite a bit more space than it did 7 years ago
makes s...
its still only like 7 gigs
timid hound
its still only like 7 gigs
yeah i'm aware it's not huge or anything
mild agate
how much space is 079 taking up
of those 7 gigs
because I can think of a way to optimize it and cut down the file size a bit.
the game, I mean
weary crag
its still only like 7 gigs
honestly you'd think it'd be like 20 gigs or something
vale dragon
red quartz
7 gb SL son or 30 gb fragmented minds daughter or 50 gb 5k nonbinary child
lime copper
50gb 5k nonbinary child but im throwing it into the furnace my hate for 5k is unmatched
soft garnet
7 gb SL son or 30 gb fragmented minds daughter or 50 gb 5k nonbinary child
what the hell type of question is this
red quartz
choose one
soft garnet
"1 million dollars or you get shot in the head"
grim belfry
"1 million dollars or you get shot in the head"
obviously second option
shadow crag
My honest reaction to soloing 049 and 106 with 079 on me the entire time
okay bum
chud
grim belfry
why would you want 1 million dollars
soft garnet
why would you want 1 million dollars
shadow crag
"1 million dollars or you get shot in the head"
i would rather have 2 dollars
soft garnet
i would rather have 2 dollars
shadow crag
7 gb SL son or 30 gb fragmented minds daughter or 50 gb 5k nonbinary child
5k child is probably gonna be the most bland nothingburger of a person ever
almost like a generic zombie shooter with overtuned health
late jetty
Here's a cool thought, what if Megapatch III had a surprise update where the menu is atmospheric again. I was watching Devious' cut content video where DeviousMelon interviewed Hubert about cut content including old atmospheric menus. What if Northwood secretly adds back an atmospheric menu. It would be such a cool thing and even better if they kept it a secret so people opening the game beta/post-beta update would be washed with nostalgia but remastered broo. Such a cool idea to think about for MPIII
PLUS
shadow crag
im not playing megapatch 3 if no scp items are added
late jetty
Menu Itense theme again when connecting to servers
late jetty
im not playing megapatch 3 if no scp items are added
Ngl SCP Items kinda suck. Some of them are fine but others are just bad or useless like 244 or 207
Barely see these items in use.
shadow crag
207? useless?
late jetty
207? useless?
1.5 HP a second for like a 5% boost in speed and infinite stamina, hell nah
gilded token
almost like a generic zombie shooter with overtuned health
5K has so much potential to be good but it plays like you said
late jetty
Plus it is so ungodly rare for some reason.
You can't make it in 914 unless you have 1853 and most are not gonna make that trade unless they want Anti-Cola.
Which is funny because Anti-Cola is way better than 207
For an SCP Item to be so rare only 4 spawn and can be created a max of twice, its downsides are so bad and its good effects are just neglected by the cons of it. Its nice to have but if ur taking SL seriously 207 is garbage.
gilded token
207 having 4 spawns doesn't make it rare
shadow crag
5K has so much potential to be good but it plays like you said
i played 5k once and it was solo and i quit the game on the part with chickens without feathers
late jetty
207 having 4 spawns doesn't make it rare
Yeah but u just can't make them in 914 and for the ways you can ur trading things like Anti Cola and 1853 for an inevitable death.
gilded token
mostly, the enivronment is awesome but their AI is horrendous
shadow crag
Playing it solo was your first mistake
shit i thought 5k was a good game and enemy hp scaled with the amount of players
late jetty
Fight me over it but as someone that constnatly uses Cola for the memes it just isn't a good SCP Item
grim belfry
Yeah but u just can't make them in 914 and for the ways you can ur trading thing...
you can actually make them in 914
just loot the armory for flashes and you'll most likely get it
shadow crag
did they remove the gambling out of flashbangs
late jetty
just loot the armory for flashes and you'll most likely get it
They removed that
shadow crag
damn guess 207 is dogshit
soft garnet
cola is literally ONLY good for being a bitch and letting your team die
late jetty
They just result in other crap like ghost bulb
boreal kettle
1.5 HP a second for like a 5% boost in speed and infinite stamina, hell nah
this isn’t true
soft garnet
i only take cola if im running from scps and im alone
boreal kettle
one cola gives 15% boost not 5
gilded token
5K has a lot of awesome enviroments but the gameplay and story kinda fall flat
shadow crag
this isn’t true
hattori i'd put you in top 15 slcorders of all time be proud
gilded token
I hope 1.0 fixes that
gilded token
Fragmented minds is AWESOME
boreal kettle
hattori i'd put you in top 15 slcorders of all time be proud
thanks lol
gilded token
and I'd say some parts of 5K are worth playing
shadow crag
thanks lol
you're like @marble mantle before his initial decline this is what i value in you
sour elm
is fragmented minds worth playing
Yes, it's pretty good
gilded token
The antarctica mission is pretty good
weary crag
you're like <@881266966835372092> before his initial decline this is what i valu...
don't insult hattori like that
fervent forge
I'm starting to sense a pattern with modern SCP games and snow
mystic geyser
The antarctica mission is pretty good
I played the early version of it and its way better imo
shadow crag
i dont think any scp game is ever going to come close to the gem that was scp secret files
fervent forge
Something suspicious is occuring
boreal kettle
don't insult hattori like that
lmaoo
mystic geyser
I'm starting to sense a pattern with modern SCP games and snow
lol scpsl is getting snow as well
mystic geyser
There is something about snow honestly it gives off a certain vibe
gilded token
Antarctica mission when it first came out was such a huge nothing burger
late jetty
one cola gives 15% boost not 5
Oh 15% speed boost put the drinks down boys I missed the mark by a massive 10%. 15% nowadays doesn't mean much. You can sprint twice as fast with no downsides. Like no disrespect but you missed the point. 207 is too rare, too risky for too low reward. What is its point nowadays like I dont understand what the devs think cola does.
gilded token
the main part of the mission I don't like about it currently is that the snow kills frames
fervent forge
lol scpsl is getting snow as well
It was canon before these nerds! 
late jetty
For how rare it is Cola has to be at least 25% increase or smth.
fervent forge
But no, snow is cool
Everyone loves snow
Everyone wants to bleed out slowly in snow
shadow crag
i hope 5k isnt dogshit one day
mystic geyser
i agree i never saw it in real life but i love it
gilded token
Calling 5K dogshit just seems a bit mean, it's really not that bad
mystic geyser
Tbh 5k weapon animations are way better then ready or not
gilded token
5K's desgins for everything are awesome
gilded token
I don't really like the whole PSI-Z thing though, the designs are pretty bland
mystic geyser
My only issue with 5k is that its not replayable
weary crag
I think the d class in that game are an insane representation
gilded token
and their 939 hybrid things are just demo dogs but boring
shadow crag
one cola gives 15% boost not 5
hattori you've been here for so long i wonder how are you still level 30
you've been here since ive been here
gilded token
I think the d class in that game are an insane representation
The Class-D design is the best one I've seen
and I really like their UIU, Foundation, and GOC designs
weary crag
The Class-D design is the best one I've seen
ong
shadow crag
yeah 5k is good on graphics and performance
mystic geyser
Are they still using ue4?
shadow crag
what if they add serpent hand and 035 to 5k 🤔
shadow crag
i have no clue who is that
fiery salmonBOT
shadow crag
how much does the 5k suit appear in the game
gilded token
Like not at all
shadow crag
is that
getting changed anytime soon
boreal kettle
hattori you've been here for so long i wonder how are you still level 30
ehhh i stopped yapping much since 2026
fervent forge
The Class-D design is the best one I've seen
The Class-D design is brutally practical
boreal kettle
just don’t have that much social battery anymore lol
fervent forge
Walking bodybags is a hell of a implication
gilded token
is that
getting changed anytime soon
Probably not as it has nothing to do with the story of 5K
shadow crag
just don’t have that much social battery anymore lol
i get it hattori being so cool takes a lot of effort
shadow crag
Probably not as it has nothing to do with the story of 5K
why did they call the game
scp 5k
gilded token
5K is the events after the universe resets due to the events of SCP-5000
shadow crag
is this a jojo reference
gilded token
and it is before the Foundation do the whole omnicide thing again
It's honestly awesome
shadow crag
the suit is like the coolest part of 5k
gilded token
No it's not
The suit's the most boring part of 5K
Like the suit MIGHT make an appearance as a prop in a important room
but I doubt it
shadow crag
whats 5k without the suit
gilded token
SCP-5000 was never about the damn suit
and SCP-5K is not directly about the events of the article
fervent forge
It's also generally a good idea when retelling a story is to view it from a different perspective
5K article is about some poor random Foundation person who was in the right and wrong place
weary crag
It's also generally a good idea when retelling a story is to view it from a diff...
insert half life 1 expansions:
gilded token
The UIU was such a great choice
harsh tiger
5000 suit as a wearable in SL
fervent forge
Duran starts playing
gilded token
5K has me torn because having the main story focus around the UIU is golden but damn did the antarctica mission make me want more GOC action in the game
grim belfry
Duran starts playing
coarse falcon
I think IJAMEA might be getting added
One of my favorite groups of interest
gilded token
Considering there's a katana in the files of 5K
coarse falcon
Peak
gilded token
A lot of people in the 5K community don't like the idea of the CI being included in it
but I would LOVE to see them design them
coarse falcon
CI being included makes more sense than IJAMEA being included yet here we are
Im not complaining im just saying
gilded token
IJAMEA is a part of The Faultline
coarse falcon
The faultline?
gilded token
The CI aren't because I guess they aren't trust worthy
gilded token
The faultline?
It's like a anomalous NATO against the Foundation
Literally almost everyone is apart of The Accords/Faultline
besides the Insurgency
gilded token
Like the Serpent's Hand are apart of it
so are all 3 mekhanites
and a Athiest organization
everyone hates each other in The Accords
coarse falcon
Is it Sapphire
gilded token
Yeah
coarse falcon
Who let the redditors inside the fautline maan😭
gilded token
Most of the convos between the Accords is just constant bickering
red quartz
The ci were never mentioned in the 5k article right
gilded token
The Foundation barely has to do anything because The Accords is just gonna start a 8th occult war
gilded token
The ci were never mentioned in the 5k article right
Yeah
coarse falcon
The ci were never mentioned in the 5k article right
Lost potential smh
coarse falcon
gilded token
The Chaos Insurgency in 5K would go so fucking hard
and I wish they were apart of the Accords and were actually like trying to help but everyone's at each other's throats
red quartz
Ci showing up at the end of the area 12 raid
gilded token
IT'D BE SO PEAK
God the CI could be such pricks and shit on everyone because they were right from the get go
red quartz
How much would the ci care about saving humanity though
Could be flubbed in I guess
They never have clear motivation
fervent forge
The engine's plans probably require humanity to be somewhat alive
fervent forge
Trust the plan
coarse falcon
The Engine version of the chaos insurgency is so lame
gilded token
If SL can make The Engine's plan interesting
fervent forge
fervent forge
wdym
fiery salmonBOT
gilded token
I despise the Insurgency being evil just for the sake of being evil
prime frost
I despise the Insurgency being evil just for the sake of being evil
insurgency are great guys they offered me a coffee back then
gilded token
The sarckics are right there if you want your super evil pricks
fervent forge
I mean even then the Sarkics aren't "evil"
coarse falcon
Tl,dr they were unsatisfied with the foundation's "current"(1940something) state
So they decided to rebel
And separate from the foundation
red quartz
The insurgency would be like the second most oppositional force to the foundations plan
Only beat by the GOC and there's a big gap there
coarse falcon
I mean even then the Sarkics aren't "evil"
Neo Sarkics are
fervent forge
Historically the Sarkics aren't the worst, it's just that radical groups in recent years are fucking batshit
red quartz
Joint CI and GOC operations
fervent forge
Neo Sarkics are
The rat bastards
red quartz
They negotiate with terrorists
coarse falcon
Rich people kidnapping innocents to do weird shit?
Yeah dude
Neo Sarkics are evil
gilded token
Chaos Insurgency can and should be absolute pricks or be hard to negotiate with, but their goal shouldn't be something really dumb like world domination like they're Eggman
and I love the idea that they originally started out because the Foundation made them do some HORRENDOUS shit
like how do you make them do stuff so bad that the most loyal MTF to The Foundation breaks off
bright mantle
probably genocide
marble mantle
you're like <@881266966835372092> before his initial decline this is what i valu...
this is tragic
grim belfry
It's Shockwave's fault
But it just applies 3 weak and vulnerable to all enemies, what could it have possibly done
fervent forge
What's that
Yeah, for context it was a bit of a meme in the Transformers comics where everything that happened in the storyline was Shockwave's fault
Then it turned out it was actually Shockwave's fault, right from the beginning of time because the bastard time travelled
red quartz
What the hell dude
wispy walrus
Interesting that metaphysician didn't work on bone proposal
When he's john sarkic
You'd think he would have q hand in it but I guess rounderhouse can redtape on his own
languid turret
Hello where i can buy scp 049 stocks
prime frost
Hello where i can buy scp 049 stocks
no
red quartz
049 loot boxes
shadow crag
this is tragic
you caused this
hidden wave
goddamnit
i forgot
that you can't follow 096 through a gate
as he's prying it open
it just kills you
coarse falcon
And separate from the foundation
Okay a friend explained slate thunder better than i ever could
In ww1 they wanted the foundation to use the SCPs to benefit humanity, not just contain them
But the higherups didnt like that
O5-9 and 11 who were sympathetic with the idea tried to commit a coup against the other higherups
And with that a civil war started inside the foundation
Between Loyalists(the og) and Triads(what would become the insurgency)
polar locust
hidden wave
i swear if this game goes to dead man's
instant +1000 hp for each scp
i'm gonna be so mad
oh my god they didn't even need dead man's they just killed everyone because NO ONE SHOT
soft garnet
grim belfry
i swear if this game goes to dead man's
jailbird wet dream
rich flume
disruptor would be scary as hell in this
umbral carbon
is this a hitman reference
worldly jackal
instant +1000 hp for each scp
It needs to be nerfed it's so annoying
umbral carbon
idk I think it's fine
rich flume
is this a hitman reference
no it's an scp sl reference
umbral carbon
it's 25% of their max HP and a spot more. if they just dodged fights they'd have more
maybe if it was a regen over the warhead detonation period?
idk
hidden wave
it's 25% of their max HP and a spot more. if they just dodged fights they'd have...
25% of their max HP is insane though
hidden wave
the difference between 50 and like 500 hp is massive after dead man's
red quartz
It needs to be nerfed it's so annoying
its being nerfed in 15.0
hidden wave
how much
red quartz
idk
hidden wave
red quartz
onion has just said its being nerfed
umbral carbon
honestly I wouldn't mind if it was just per-SCP
25% of 106's HP is so much stronger than 25% of 049's, for instance
939 having 25% HP is much more reasonable than 106 with 25% HP
hidden wave
i don't see why they need the health at all
that's why hume exists
and dead man's usually means barely anyone is left alive
all the health does is make it so its a guaranteed scp win
sometimes
umbral carbon
I think the idea is that SCPs are meant to be given a second wind
DMS is like their soft-wincon but it also means that players aren't necessarily (although arguably the HP is not enough to achieve this, not that they should get more) incentivized to dodge too much
maybe if they just healed by 10-15% max HP flat?
grim belfry
disruptor would be scary as hell in this
red quartz
there should just be a pig carcass on surface
umbral carbon
that wouldn't actually fix anything besides making SCPs entrench earlier
Although I think this would make it feel less weird/bad/jarring
boreal kettle
holy reference
umbral carbon
hi hattori
boreal kettle
hiii
worldly jackal
its being nerfed in 15.0
weary crag
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165984826487226420/1492112854588067840/t...
there's a sticker
sharp snow
i wonder what the checkpoint doors are made out of
wary pond
there's a sticker
but gif is cooler because its bigger
weary crag
but gif is cooler because its bigger
that's what she said
mystic geyser
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165984826487226420/1492112854588067840/t...
He doesn't know
polar locust
The art of acting so casually, nobody suspects a thing.
My guess is they thought you were friendly
they didn't seem to open fire until you did
mystic geyser
Video isnt loading for me but i have to guess 3 mtf aren't shooting back at you
My guess you're playing on one of official servers
hidden wave
no
mystic geyser
What server was it?
hidden wave
Video isnt loading for me but i have to guess 3 mtf aren't shooting back at you
it's just 3 of them walking up to me, one of them walks past me
mystic geyser
lol
hidden wave
What server was it?
it's called Silly SCP
mystic geyser
US server?
hidden wave
I've got 80 ping so probably western us
mystic geyser
US players are so chill, i was a chaos and 3 Mtf walked past me literally staring at my face and just ignoring me
hidden wave
I love teaming up with mtf as chaos and vice versa just to fight scps
usually is short lived but it works sometimes
mystic geyser
true moments after scp is dead we start shooting each other
Or humans team with scps to kill the other team
hidden wave
Or humans team with scps to kill the other team
this is the worst
i like never see it happen anymore though
mystic geyser
It still happens but very rare
Most scps just kill you now
One time i managed to make a deal with 106 to take the micro and throw it down way side.
fierce lynx
would you rather mark up pliers or mar cup liars
weary crag
would you rather mark up pliers or mar cup liars
can I market fliers
fierce lynx
no that wouldnt make any sense
weary crag
grim belfry
mark appliers
fossil flame
amber bone
no that wouldnt make any sense
can I be a market applier
neon cedar
would you rather mark up pliers or mar cup liars
Mark cuts wires
amber bone
mark on a tire
neon cedar
Marketable pliers
tawny relic
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893338197386473503/1455985883428814993/at...
so we making gifs outta everythin?
weary crag
so we making gifs outta everythin?
soft garnet
so we making gifs outta everythin?
grim belfry
so we making gifs outta everythin?
hidden wave
wow
127 does not pair well with 207 at all
also this server made it so 207 doesn't go away when you escape im so annoyed
mystic geyser
also this server made it so 207 doesn't go away when you escape im so annoyed
Only reason sometimes i dont escape is because i have 207
They need to add a official feature that lets you carry over your status effects to another role when escaping
mystic geyser
I use it just to avoid scps like 079
hidden wave
i literally just died to it because i was fighting and couldn't get rid of it
it's the WORST item
it's literally a negative
shadow crag
soft garnet
They need to add a official feature that lets you carry over your status effects...
errrm canonically your a different person after you escape so techincinercaly that wouldnt be acudacuaruaruete
hidden wave
i think canonically that is not the case actually, you are still playing as the same person
at least that's what terran said once
idk
something about the escape dialogue that i don't remember
distant compass
I swear before when you escaped as class d it used to say “you got brainwashed blah blah blah now you fight for mtf”
mystic geyser
errrm canonically your a different person after you escape so techincinercaly th...
Actually no
distant compass
I swear before when you escaped as class d it used to say “you got brainwashed b...
If cuffed
mystic geyser
I swear before when you escaped as class d it used to say “you got brainwashed b...
Thats from scp cb
soft garnet
I swear before when you escaped as class d it used to say “you got brainwashed b...
i coulda sworn it was like "with a threat gone from the faciility they could send more mtf" or whatever
mystic geyser
SL never had any messages like that, it just says it took you X amount of time to escape.
mystic geyser
You have proof?
violet peak
You have proof?
You escaped as a Scientist and joined the MTF units.
You escaped as a Class D and joined the Chaos Insurgency.
You were recaptured by the Nine-Tailed Fox. With one less threat in the facility, they were able to reinforce.
You were taken prisoner as a scientist by the Chaos Insurgency. They were able to gain an advantage from the information you gave them.
worldly jackal
i coulda sworn it was like "with a threat gone from the faciility they could sen...
I also remember something like that
mystic geyser
You escaped as a Scientist and joined the MTF units.
You escaped as a Class D an...
Ah i see i saw those i never bothered to read all of them lol
wet swallow
pfff
soft garnet
wait if im cuffed using admin commands does it make me mtf
wet swallow
Hmm
mystic geyser
Disarm player in spawn items section
mystic geyser
I usually skip all of the text and just read the time
soft garnet
?
mystic geyser
If you keep going up the game audio stops working and if you go fast enough your vision gets distorted
wispy walrus
scp
fierce lynx
would you rather be an scp or a kte
soft garnet
If you keep going up the game audio stops working and if you go fast enough your...
ohhhh
so like
farlands
umbral carbon
does he know
hidden wave
i dont
wispy walrus
where does the laser show for other people
I have that question too
wispy walrus
does he know
answer
fucker
what about for reloads
wait
I dont need you casey
I will check in cst
:)
the evil caser has been vanquished
neon snow
Why so sweety voice on background
wispy walrus
Why so sweety voice on background
thats my goat exploring series
shadow crag
Why would the non combatant scientist that escaped the facility by a miracle ever join the ntf and come back there
wispy walrus
Why would the non combatant scientist that escaped the facility by a miracle eve...
draft
they need to keep the site safe at all costs or else goc is gonna fuck them
wet swallow
Why would the non combatant scientist that escaped the facility by a miracle eve...
Because funny
stiff heron
harambe died today, 10 years ago
shadow crag
Do they not know it’s an eternal loop and there’s no point in fighting are they stupid
wet swallow
I mean, you're already out of money to pay your expenses, and one of your scientists just escaped a life-or-death situation, maybe even killed an SCP while fleeing. He's going to put on the MTF armor and he's going to like it.
tawny relic
# harambe died today, 10 years ago
who that
shadow crag
Would you get praised or fined for containing an scp with a micro hid as a scientist
stiff heron
how does bro not know harambe
stiff heron
I hope they do nice things with each other
harambe was protecting him
wispy walrus
harambe was protecting him
the ghosts got him
wispy walrus
he was trying to protect
wispy walrus
😔
mystic geyser
Typing to type
stiff heron
Why gorilla playing with my lunch
bro eats children
neon snow
Typing to type
I need to sleep
hidden wave
the pain of checking the favorite server list and every server is 0/number
tawny relic
i aint keepin some gorilla name in my head, sorry
wispy walrus
Marcus
tawny relic
im not even remembering names of some people let alone apes
wispy walrus
I remember when I killed you
mystic geyser
the pain of checking the favorite server list and every server is 0/number
It will probably full when 15.0 drops
hidden wave
i wonder what my ping is on kitchen island
it's the bottom server on the server list
only 196 that's not that bad
wispy walrus
wait no
tawny relic
aint that
wet swallow
mystic geyser
only 196 that's not that bad
Is it stable 196?
hidden wave
yeah
polar locust
# harambe died today, 10 years ago
But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
mossy patrol
is that surface zone? surface rework 15.0 confirmed? 🤔
mortal socket
fierce lynx
would you ratber be heavy or a surface
mortal socket
is that surface zone? surface rework 15.0 confirmed? 🤔
You can see more at:
chrome carbonBOT
plush talon
is that surface zone? surface rework 15.0 confirmed? 🤔
!leak
chrome carbonBOT
soft garnet
Would you get praised or fined for containing an scp with a micro hid as a scien...
both
mystic geyser
You can see more at:
soft garnet
they'd like
give you an award for doing it
but then be like
"never do that shit again"
like a father talking to their kid after they won a school fight
plush talon
soft garnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360010743944056932/1499112580743036948/t...
leak patreon
plush talon
glass pilot
tawny relic
https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka
they dont post shit
gilded token
Harambe died 10 years ago today
polar locust
is that surface zone? surface rework 15.0 confirmed? 🤔
lol they've been teasing surface for like 7 years or longer
no way we're getting a surface rework in 15.0
red quartz
is that surface zone? surface rework 15.0 confirmed? 🤔
No that's 3
polar locust
No that's 3
probably ai generated fanart or something
I should probably stop before someone thinks I'm being serious.
chrome summit
polar locust
People are still mad at me thinking I was serious about making fun of the israel memes
So called "Dark Humor" fans when you make fun of their dark humor
boreal kettle
So called "Dark Humor" fans when you make fun of their dark humor
lol
wispy walrus
https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171
polar locust
https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/472407075419586560/1509697951...
Absolute Cinema
remote zenith
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1500289978360533013/1508939658204156045/a...
I'm not gonna mess with that. That feels like a trap.
Politics suck anyway
polar locust
NW needs to hire me as a writer
wispy walrus
NW needs to hire me as a writer
polar locust
did someone say traps
remote zenith
did someone say traps
I fear whatever you are implying
remote zenith
Nah yknow what, imma go nap
polar locust
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIzWXpKaoAAVZL5.webp
So called "Good Guys" using Child Soldier to kill his father.
sick sapphire
So called "Good Guys" using Child Soldier to kill his father.
Ever heard of Star Wars chud?
meager sparrow
scp discussion please start discussing something interesting
Sex update to scp sl
sick sapphire
Why doesnt the foundation just have a Class D jump down to the bottom of SCP-087
Are they stupid?
shrewd egret
scp discussion please start discussing something interesting
Discuss.
fierce lynx
Why doesnt the foundation just have a Class D jump down to the bottom of SCP-087
why doesnt the foundation just send a drone down to the bottom of scp 087
sick sapphire
why doesnt the foundation just send a drone down to the bottom of scp 087
Too stupid
rich flume
why doesnt the foundation just send a drone down to the bottom of scp 087
wasnt ut cus of like bad reception an shit
shrewd egret
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790358497639792650/1438932630992322632/to...
hold on i have another pic
fierce lynx
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790358497639792650/1438932630992322632/to...
ew why does he look like that
fierce lynx
human looking eye
shrewd egret
COOLEST FUICKIN PUPPY OAT
zinc tendon
sick sapphire
wasnt ut cus of like bad reception an shit
In the exploration logs the class d use cameras to record
So clearly not
shrewd egret
i aspire to be as cool as puppy one day
rich flume
In the exploration logs the class d use cameras to record
idfk then its like a 15 year old scp
fierce lynx
sick sapphire
idfk then its like a 15 year old scp
Series 1 logs written before actual useful ways of exploring without using unpredictable class d
shrewd egret
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944103289111326751/1220312036492185633/...
cool ass fucking dog vs fucking sick lookin cat
sick sapphire
Another series 1 scp where the final log is redacted too
fierce lynx
why is 966 euclid and 939 keter
gilded token
Yeah shouldn't 966 also be keter
chrome summit
939s are keter because there are wild instances and hard to recontain if they escape
Hard to incapacitate and breathe out amnestic gas that disorientates people
sick sapphire
Invisible not intangible, im throwing hands with everything in the room
If i somehow cant get sleep
fierce lynx
Because its hard to contain her, duh?
but she's contained by dogs in kennels
fierce lynx
but she doesnt
sick sapphire
Its just a matter of time no doubt
coarse falcon
but she's contained by dogs in kennels
They have to contain her both physically and psychologically, otherwise she would just leave whenever she wants
Plus its not 100% guaranteed
Because she still escapes despite this
sick sapphire
Also series 1 scps are outdated and could use some revisions
fierce lynx
i feel like theres no way 953 could be that hard to contain like just put her in a metal box how strong is she
coarse falcon
i feel like theres no way 953 could be that hard to contain like just put her in...
Same reason why 035 is keter
Her powers
fierce lynx
035 has a very clear reason to be keter
coarse falcon
Mind manipulating powers
fierce lynx
his cell is literally deteriorating constantly
sick sapphire
035 constantly spews corrosive liquid
sick sapphire
Pretty much have to move it to a different cell
When the chamber is too deteriorating
953 could most likely be Euclid
coarse falcon
Im gonna assume shes keter because of her mind manipulating and illusion powers, her shapeshifting and the fact she was constantly trying to escape
nova ice
then get to work!!!
I did
coarse falcon
Before they decided to use dogs to scare her
fierce lynx
why is 953 scared of dogs is she stupid
coarse falcon
why is 953 scared of dogs is she stupid
Folklore thing
Shes a fox spirit
Fox spirits are afraid of dogs
Shes no exception
fierce lynx
966 is also probably 10x harder to detect in the wild than 939 just because of their manner of killing
fierce lynx
yea maybe
fierce lynx
953's kinda bad at reality bending ngl like how does she even qualify as a reality bender she's basically a type yellow
she cant really affect anything but herself
coarse falcon
she cant really affect anything but herself
She doesnt go through a process of metamorphosis unlike type yellows
Shes just
Poof
Now shes another thing
chrome summit
Even outside that. Sapient SCP. So the lowest she would ever be is euclid
Intelligent SCPs are dangerous because they can be unpredictable
Especially a shapeshifter
coarse falcon
Now shes another thing
She can change the consistency and material of her own body, whats stopping her from... Idk turning into gas or something
Turning into a car or whatever
chrome summit
Turn into anti matter
coarse falcon
That too
fierce lynx
Even outside that. Sapient SCP. So the lowest she would ever be is euclid
wellll technically 105 is safe and she's a fully aware human
fierce lynx
perhaps
chrome summit
I guess the excuse is "she is willingly contained"
chrome summit
That too
coarse falcon
wellll technically 105 is safe and she's a fully aware human
105 cant turn into anything can she
chrome summit
But still should be euclid
fierce lynx
999's safe
chrome summit
999 is also a poorly written SCP
fierce lynx
105 cant turn into anything can she
that doesnt have anything to do with what i said
fierce lynx
999 is also a poorly written SCP
true
coarse falcon
that doesnt have anything to do with what i said
My bad
hidden wave
"powers" can i resay what i said
chrome summit
Series 1 is pretty inconsistent with classifications at times
Some of our item SCPs are euclid
fierce lynx
1048 having originally been safe is funny
fierce lynx
i feel like i can kinda get 018 since i feel like it'd be practically impossible to recontain if something happens
how do you stop it
fierce lynx
268 being euclid is interesting
chrome summit
But you can also keep 018 in its box
And it is fine if it stays in the gel
Since it cant gain speed
fierce lynx
couldnt you use 018 for infinite energy
tender lantern
sl should add the 018 boots from the article
shrewd egret
999 is also a poorly written SCP
slime :D funmn sily slime
we love the carfentanil slime
chrome carbonBOT
tender lantern
i see no repercussions from adding the ability to jump really high 
weary crane
i see no repercussions from adding the ability to jump really high <:CIClueless:...
it's stupid
hidden wave
268 being euclid is interesting
maybe because someone stole it so they reclassified it? should be safe though before that happened
can we bring back green candy that makes you jump high
and readd camera hitboxes
shrewd egret
Idc about reading the article I'm still going with my headcanon that 999 is literally just a moving blob of fentanyl
fierce lynx
maybe because someone stole it so they reclassified it? should be safe though be...
i feel like it should be keter in that case or some other classification entirely
sick sapphire
can we bring back green candy that makes you jump high
I could've sworn I took black candy and it gave me that effect before
shrewd egret
why does the article have tm symbols
red quartz
i love old articles because they use the weirdest writing style and terminology
sick sapphire
why does the article have tm symbols
Trademark
sick sapphire
Oh
tender lantern
why does the article have tm symbols
even the foundation doesnt fuck with copywrite law
sick sapphire
So it did actually happen
fierce lynx
why does the article have tm symbols
because the foundation always makes sure to recognize trademark laws
sick sapphire
And it wasnt a hallucination
shrewd egret
even the foundation doesnt fuck with copywrite law
scp foundation documents get leaked cause whoever tf makes m&ms got pissed af
shrewd egret
and it comes out in court