#scp-discussion
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She’s a 10 but scp sl edition
once the spread is useful you don't do enough damage due to distance
shes a 10 but she doesnt want 096 to get removed
just use extended barrel the choke is terrible
096
execute her
the choke legit does nothing its a cosmetic attachment
scp sl makes attachments realistic by making them not do anything
shes a 10 but she plays comp sl
-2
she's a 10 but she thinks the game should be more like cb
-99999999999999999999999999999999
she’s a 10 but she thinks 106 is balanced and wants 953 to be buffed
well she's a 10
even if she's wrong..
she's a 10..
bro from the future
wife
bro
wife
immeditly
how shallow
dude
only care about appearances
953 is too broken
okay guys hear this out
she's a 10.. but she thinks 173 should be removed
why would you want to buff her
are people really this shallow
@short kernel what sin do you relish the most
-5
there's not a single person on this earth who has this take
yes bro it's a hypothetical for a REASON
remove 173
there's also not a single person who's a 10 who knows about scp
@sick sapphire
ts just how the world works
lust
im right here
of course
gluttony obviously
bro might be a hippo actually
most people probably envy lust gluttony
Sloth too
and hatred
wrath
and pride
are big ones
in this discord
genuinly
true...
too many prideful people here
Gluttony and sloth is worse combine
all 7 tbh
hatred aint a sin bro
i forgot
all of you suffer from sloth
bro pride and wrath are worse
mixed up with wrath
probably sloth for me
that's like evil ass
you are all collectively a prime example of sloth
hello truth department
I'm a winner
Yeah, pride is gay
no
we are all going to hell bro
after we die there will be a check
go back the the ninth ring of hell
hell nah bro
if you had joined slcord you go to hell immediately
nah bro im running from the entrance to hell
trust
Not me because i actually adopted a dog from shelter
When i was hungry
second half convinced me you're vietnamese
didnt koreans also do that
common across most of east and southeast asia
well
not common anymore
but used to be
be happy there is no heaven or hell
yo chuds rate my revolver setup
That's a shotgun
7 shot
shotgun
buckshot
bro
i have a long ranged setup too
what are we doing
this is objectively the worst build one can have btw
Why put a flash on a revolver
so i can see in the dark
Bacon and eggs
Fair
only time im using revolver is when im marauder and i always have flash on the shotgun so
5 bullet snub nose revolver is best
heres my long ranged setup
Yeah me too
Ive never seen someone put a flash on a revolver
it doesn't get increased damage btw
wdym
It’s a good thing against 079, cuz u can keep your laser on the shotgun
laser on shotgun doesnt do anything
who tf puts a laser on a shotgun
like always
why are you people so hateful
it’s good for hipfire sniping
fuck sl attachments
it doesnt decrease pellet spread
bring back the old ones
make the attachment system annoying like that one cod game that had tuning for the attachments
make attachments cosmetical
add cases for skins
add 50 more attachments for each gun
and make 1509 have the rarest skins
remove all attachments and add like 30 assault rifles
30 different suppressor variants 🔥
each one should use a different caliber
add gold camo
add cases to scp sl
he rolled a case after this
I just said that unc
battle pass when
what if guns had like rarities
I thought of it independently
also unc?
that's it
get in the crystal
they do
pack it up
captain gun rare
you are kinda unc
dick pattern case hardened 1509
was the gingerbreader ever added
kill benjamin
see you get it
unccccc
lowk when are we getting more detailed dead bodies
im tired of having to look at them and read how they died
add more gore to sl
!langes
Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.
!langro
Salut, acesta este un server vorbitor de limbă engleză.
here i go opening google translate
Die
!langcn
您好,这是英文服务器,您可以加入中文服务器.
google translate says you im gonna if you if you start talking did you mean stop talking
wrong sentence
is it wrong to say i kinda miss old 106 chamber
someone called me netanyahu
Oh yeah Romanian
my brain autoskipped half the sentence
Keep forgetting it’s a Latin language
@jagged radish hahahaha buy me a game
And it’s similar to other ones
@shadow crag Bro sucks at being alone in vc
When are they shutting this stupid fuckin' palantir-backed shithole down and banning everyone
tomorrow
NW is backed by palantir ?
I may still have a big ass smile on my face right now but I still gotta say I don't know how this channel already fell off this thing feels government mandated to be ass now it's forced
you didn't know?
Peter Theil is actually a tier 5 patron, dude.
What
I am carrying the flame
if u want to save this channel back to its glory u have to fire every northwood employee
since everyone who talked here works at northwood
cheesechurger
u need to work at northwood
If I joined northwood I would have to shut the fuck up and not say the things I do though
and I like not shutting the fuck up
scp discussion needs me
answer the call
whats up guys
I like how charlie kirk got memed to death so hard it's not even political to mock him anymore
serves him right
I don't mock him, I carry the flame cause we are charlie kirk
I’m invincible
did you know mark's middle name is sebastian
yeah
we very much are here
would you rather be invincible or invisible
AND you can't be hurt!!!!
two powers for the price of one
no matter how a good a superpower can be
if the drawback is you'll never be seen/ignored by everyone
would you rather die right now or in 60 years
that's like nightmare scenario
can you make it so I die in 3 hours from now
no
get shot or win 5 million dollars ass question
Make it 40 and let me choose how I go out
would you rather die right now painless or die in 40 years but it is by burning
now THAT is a question..
burning prob doesnt hurt that much
blud
literally top 1 worst way to die
burning is scientifically the most painful way to go
I'm gonna burn for eternity anyways so I'm down
That's kind of corny
i thought drowning was worse
But I'll allow it
bro why cant i look up the most painful way to die without chud youtube telling me about this "suicide hotline"
oml
get a warm up n shit
ive drowned before
People have said drowning is peaceful apparently
true
electrocution is also not that bad
c'moon it's a common thing to say
Dw I allowed it
did we interview the captured spirits of the deseased or how do we have that info
I almost drowned when I was a kid and that shit is not peaceful
People are resilient
Yeah I don't believe water slowly filling your lungs is peaceful
ok i look up most painful cause of death and it says rabies, strychnine poisoning, and burning
how can you be resilient to death
by being invisible
Wait until you learn about people getting rescucitated from drowning
i think you meant invincible
so the death cant see you? thats actually pretty smart
people can survive drowning
I should try that
no i definitely meant invisible
honestly people who have died and brought back to life must be interesting as hell to talk to
i almost died
like what did they see amirite
It's terrifying and you're panicked the entire time while you can't breathe it is the very opposite of peaceful
It's probably the only thing they ever talk about
honestly
I don't think they've ever "died"
like if you came back
then you were never truly dead
says who
son?!?
you were unconscious yes
I mean there are people who were clinically dead and just came back
unconscious and your heart being stopped are very different things
is he a genius?!?
heart stopping isn't what we measure death with bro
clinical brain death is irreversible though
death is once enough neurons die to the point you can't come back
your brain is just too far gone
too many neurons are dead
and you can't come back
THAT is death
Thats how i measure it
yea thats how i measure it
pretty sure everyone measures it like that
is this how angstrom was able to survive
this will do
would you rather drown to death or freeze to death
drown
summer is miserable
I’m soldier boy so freezing is my speciality
what is this bro
yeah he's literally him
its night here and its still hot as shit
is this deathslop
are we experincing deathslop
pass a kidney stone or have a migraine for a day
i wish i was the deep
OKAY BUDDY
would you rather get shot in the head or get beaten to a pulp to your skull with a sledgehammer
"I wish I was a rapist"
You're gonna be experiencing deathslop in like 5 days if you don't stop gangalicious
crazy how you can say that
but not the normal word
i said except but i cannot say it here
quagmire you're a rapist
And you can't say all the white substances word
you cannot even say
fucking diabolical
g
with double o
and n
sometimes
like I am being deadly serious here
sometimes you can't say it
dude I have constant migraines I stared at a tablet for 7 hours yesterday not eating or drinking
ok so migraine or kidney stone
you’re all goons
migraine dude that's just my life
goon
come back in like 5 days
try to say that word
you just can't
I swear..
they're messing with us..
they unblocked it
goon
Just dont say it in the inappropriate way, it was unfiltered so people could say it normally
@amber bone ain't I rite
only it with the er is blocked
let’s do an slcord member tierlist amirite
real
let’s get one for 2026 created amen
You do it I'm too lazy for tierslop
I don’t know how to do it
i know what this channel needs
You suck
I’m like boi?
the hogs feeding from the trough
I’m pushing 60 I’m not good with electronics
I understand
oooo son are we larping age now
what if there was an age limit for discord
I’m a master larper
feras is like 134
I can larp as anything
like 25 is the limit
any older and ur too unc
I'm a 400 year old vampire
anyone above 30 in this discord unironically may be dangerous..
but I'm eternally young because I feast upon my victim's blood
on the real though
truth nuke
like wdym you're 30 and you are in a server for scp sl
a game for kids
am I rite
even worse if you're acting like us
yeah dude..
🔮
ngl the way ur phrasing this makes me think YOU are in ur 30s
totally not 30..
Larp larp larp
pa, go to work and stop talking to the teenagers on discord
can we stop larping sons
what is this gif supposed to mean
.
the speech bubble
how old are you
30
40
?
50
why exactly 46
ehmazing
you'll be pushing up daises
I have a random number generator in my head
I low diff everyone here irl btw
What dat mean
hand to hand
bro
this generation is cooked
people don't even know what pushing up daises mean
💔
feras genuinely how old are you
I've been excercising a lot I'd crush you like a viltrumite
You gonna tell me or
not even a joke atp
yea bro
liar
ok pops
I’m omni man and you’re immortal
basically being dead
theres no way ur sub 25
that is our dynamic son..
your corpse will be pushing the dirt up
Could have said 42.
Ohhh
said nobody ever btw
I'm 19 I might just croak any moment now
but I am sure it's from the US
bro it's true
America never heard tgat in my life
bro is 19 this fucker is old
holy
Dude how
Ive heard like kicking the bucket
cheesechurger is older than me
But not that
that’s all I’ll say amen
is ts granoula blud 18
that is crazy
I always saw him as an old wise man..
bro imagine if granoula is like 15 or smthn
that'd be crazy
I'm an unc of the nephews dude it's bad out here
age doesn’t come with wisdom and I have plenty of the latter…
That's fucked
my forehead is like getting slightly bigger and there are like lines with no hair on my scalp
bro my genes are fucked
everyone in my paternal and maternal family are that
even the women are balding
i already got cucked height wise by my parents
it's dangerous out here
loser! (I'm 5'6)
arabic genes
im 5'7
that’s all I’ll say on this matter
I got alopecia at 15
I got a beautiful full head of hair that I'm gonna flex to you when you lose it all
bro turks intentionally gave us balding so we can go to turkey and have hair transplant surgery
my dad went bald pretty fast but its looking alright for me so far
Youre gonna turn into vegeta from dragon ball
bro my uncle was like doin good until he hit 20
I got my dad's hair genetics and he still has good hair to this day
then his head just immeditly evaporated
in the span of like 2 to 3 months he has basically no hair left
like it's all super thin now
damn bro
also my grandfather was like completely grey hair when he was 25
who is the tallest person here
and my hair is like kind of noticibly greying
bro thats impossible
bro it's true
no its not
my mom's side really dangerous when it comes to hair though like all the men in her family were bald as fuck
ok enough larping sons let’s move onto something else amen
but I don't think I got that
bro it happened frs
Bro youre either gonna turn into vegeta or dante from dmc
True
I'd gladly be him
I could cosplay
and PULL all the girls
bro I'll have a harem of dante simps
My great grandma, grandma, and aunt all had pure white hair when they hit my age
christ
what the fuck
I actually have a little holdover of that genetic
Who needs those when ur swag
I got a good sized white streak of hair on the left side of my head
Am i wrong dude
I am not
you are wrong lol
Im not
What does larp even mean??? It just popped on my feed and now it made it's way here
Nuh uh
it looks more blonde but when you look at it up close it's white
means being a poser
Or just wrong atp
Used to mean Live Action Roleplay, nowadays is just another word for poser
larp was always a funny word like that but this usage hit the mainstream a few months ago
Glad ya' answered, otherwise i would never know (don't mind me not using internet as intended😭 )
i can see that
I been using it this way for a year its weird seeing it everywhere
whats you guys's favorite test
what kinda tests we are talking about?
I'm tired, boss
Errmmm actually thats not what it means youre not supposed to use it like that
🙄
I hate when people do that
I have several fake words that I use with my friends
Mhm
Weird habit of this chat. All of a sudden they'll start doing random internet tests
my favorite is glorpian where it means something that's so absurdly funny it sounds like it'd be in an absurdist comedy series and not reality
like the world rn a straight comedic parody of itself out of gta
that shit is glorpian
I'm missing out on so much stuff then, i have zero ball knowledge
you have potential to be one of the crew
I don't want to though, my english is not as fluent and i'm really uhh
You know, "not knowing"
You're flattering me
And i just showed up here one day and started talking with people
The people here are mostly chill
half the native english speakers in this server aren't even fluent
you're good
Whatchu mean by that
the english speakers in this server are highly unrefined in their colloquial speech
i think im pretty refined in my speech when i need to be
their speech contains a significant amount of non-contemporal abberations in their speech patterns
Yeah shut up you nerd
Stfu
bro wtf are you talking about speech patterns this is text
what on earth are non-contemporal abberations in speech patterns
can you explain that one
Usage of hard-to-understand terms might sound smart, but for me? Smart = simple and easy to understand
Me too
please do
I don't wear glasses because my vision is perfect
you use a lot of non-normal acronyms and words in your retoric
and it makes you highly whimsical
thats not what you said at all
it is what abberation means
I excluded contemporal because it applies to non-normal
wild card. Do you always have that opened? Just incase?
an abberation in this context is an abnormality
no im just a really fast typer
no blud
u got no clue what ur talking about
it is quite literally the definition
it is the noun for abberant
that is how you use the word abberation
an abberation is something that is deviated from the baseline
and what does non-contemporal mean in this context
okay what does that have to do with anything
ur just using big words that u dont know the meaning of blud
and the words you used dont align with what ur saying
non contemporal doesnt have anything to do with your explanation
your non-contemporary abberations in your speech patterns cause your speech to be highly unrefined
if they are non contemporary then they arent of this time period so what are my speech patterns from if not this one
like what ur saying doesnt make any sense
non contemporary would imply it is of the past
non-contemporary means they are not from the same time period
contemporary means existing at the same time
non negates the word
hyphen because it's standard for adding non to words
non-contemporary can also mean future and farther future
what are you talking about that is "non contemporal"
or present and future
give me an example of a speech pattern that is "non contemporal"
I KNEW YOU WOULD SEND THAT EXACT GIF
why am i engaging with ts
People would call ts ragebaiting... probably
But i think none of you just hear/understand each other
You've said it clearly, benjamin
I like michael jackson
yea...
I got really screwed up here bruv
Did you REPURPOSE that gif as yours?
slayyy~ ✨ ✨ ✨
Can you tell me why did it send link instead of an actual gif?
u dont have embed perms
So much ragebait it's a crime
You dont have image perms yet
here
Sad :6
when am i getting that game
i hate scientist so much
Yo guys, do i get muted/banned/executed/fed soggy bread/tortured/ghosted for pinging Northwoods?
yea
shi
i was bouta shoot peanut with the particle gun idk the name and some scientist shot me in the back 🥀
They tend to do that
I was looking for one
Now I am going shopping
If you don’t get one in under 3 hours assume the worst
From #server-rules:
- Mentioning any member or role without a reason and ghost pinging are prohibited. Mentioning Studio Directors that aren't active in a channel will result in a warning.
wait so if he has a reason then its chill
shit
shit
you didnt see anything
Not even remotely true, krill yourself
Seems like a take you’d have
244 is the only SCP I want removed from the game
What about 055
!055
This SCP does not exist, please try again.
Huh
sad
tw: genuinely explicit horror
i dont geti t
Bring back Spectacular Spiderman man and my life is yours.
You like making money?
"Here have some ultimate spider man slop"
"Isn't it funny with the monkey noises and when he 4th wall breaks"
What about the amazing spiderman because you brought back X-Men
Im watching The Pointless Hub's video on it
Seeing his take, I didnt really watch them
Spectacular Spiderman was peak.
Not until they came out of theaters
dude
I have a shit ton of blu rays just like
in the tv stand
😭
havent used them in so long
🥀
everything happens
Nothing happened
Nothing ever does
i'm so bored
it’s 4 am and the sl discord is dead what do I even do now
I don’t wanna
Actually it’s almost 6pm canon timezone
No
Canon timezone is UTC+0
Supfarto
which playable scp would you want in sl but it has to be from series 3
Only series 3 scps
Scp 2761
Cuz it’s tha goat
it's 20:00 and idk what to do
I'm not home
Sleep
stop texting and driving
Who decided that
Texting and driving? I’m reporting to Discord
It's funnier in modded servers because if a spawn wave has no non-custom classes, it will say "0 Chaos Insurgency"
Like CASSIE has been hacked or going schizo
rip
I hope midori crashed and died while driving
thats not nice 🥲
It’s the sad truth
That's evil
🥲🥲🥲
tragic
CASSIE: Attention, all personnel...
20 Chaos rushing to Gate A
CASSIE: 0 Chaos Insurgents :)
i was playing a server were it was glitched and cassies litterly said nothing like no spawn waves and i got absolutly destroyed by like 30 ntf when i ws escaping as d class
@marble mantle fuck you
amogus
this is the worst server
jokes on you I'm a passenger
because I'm wayyy to drunk to drive
cute that you want me to crash though
@wispy walrus I finished my second year of uni
you should send me death threats too
To eat
you eat sloths
Dummy
I eat those
Congratulations
Sorry I wasn't aware amogus was the sore spot in this server, I'll go back to behaving like the rest of the SL server
clears throat
SEX! SEX! SEX! PENIS! 67! 67 funny! funny 67!!! HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT 939'S ASS!? TUNG TUNG TUNG LOWKIRKENUINELY
We already rarely get visited by Cheese why do you have to do these things man
rare wholesome kardiner moment where he isn't telling me to kill myself
deserved tbh
You say this like I hate you
Jump
I don't hate you

That femboy book you posted was the last straw but I realized later it wasn't that bad
I only argued it for the sake of arguing
fuck why am I being so kind rn
I hate being half drunk
It also helped the person after posted a picture of femboy thighs
drunk people arent real bro
oh so you just like femboy thighs
So what you posted was infinitely better compared
nvm
No, I fucking do not
Kick ass world terrain (no add-on/mods installed)
I don't want to be seeing ANY of that
no mods huh
100% vanilla
thats my FUCKING GIF
what is wrong with you
Man I wish catboys were real.
I shall empty my pantaloons for you
you are gonna get murdered
worth
I miss mine
no bro
your last moments are gonna smell like piss
and shit
and blood
I'm stuck with my sister's cat because she left
so what changes
It's so hard to have this chat open on my 2nd monitor

Yeah post more of that
Are you fucking tugging it
is this Kardiner
No dude
That's actually nasty asf
You eat shit get out of here dude
kardiner i wouldnt take that
go to his house kardiner
in gta
he wont defend his home
hes not like franklin
I would never hurt throws up on your carpet guy
yay ^-^
good job midori
wrong response
can we not say the j word here
do you want me to?
you were supposed to send death threats
this is a safe space
FUCK
NOT THE FOSTER HOME AGAIN
NO
brother you do not know how much keys hurt when thrown at you
i dont wanna know
@jagged radish this you
never king 💯
that is hella gay
nah
I like it
kardiner humble him with your scp eyes
You people shame all of us
funny meme 🤣 made me laugh
this is absurd bro
what did that grenade bounce off of bro
his aura
was kardiner right?
😟
those damn barking spiders
Hey Havoc these guys are excessively off-topic we need a hero
this city needs a hero!
no actually we're hot topic
no.. think of the scp discussers..
please 🥹
add better gore to dead bodies in scp sl
So there was this experiment-
ok
so there was this russian experiment
was it the russian one
about sleep
with the sleep
I was thinking of the one involving dogs
why are you predicting my line of thought
but yes, russian
fuck you
an oldie but a goodie
who is yoy
What the fuck are you
This FUCKASS baby bro😭
I am going to file a strongly worded letter to this channel's supervisors
