#scp-discussion
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Its insanely powerful, but is a stationary weapon that can't be moved outside the 914 chamber
by ParallelPotatoes
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +119
And has no battery and needs to be plugged into the site's power system
Leave the kitchen ✌️✌️
(There are no outlets in 914's CC)
Only me, you and Cheese are smart enough for the testslop
Its so big it blocks the exit for the output booth
So 914 is basically useless now since you can't get anything out now
Or it's wheel mounted with a built in power supply, so you need to haul the bastard all the way to its firing location
"Tally ho, lads!"
I wish I had half the talent of this writer
Did get a good score
Wheel mounted electro cannon
I love SCPs with clearly defined rulesets
now we're cookin with gas son
at this point just add an actual cannon
Why is your noise sensitivity so high
I hate coughing and sneezing and stuff
is autism just being fricking human?
idk if you knew this but they actually banned harmless dumb fun in this server and it's really illegal
can only hate
gen discussion is down the hall and to the left
Or you can just go to #general-chat
Probably
Ya nerds
Bro kicked the hornets nest
Waaaaaiiiit this might be lit
What if autism was an scp
general chat in question
I'm slowly getting more and more tempted with this cannon idea
Be the change you want to sew
There's probably an autistic scp out there
How's the ammo gonna work
Hilariously poorly
breach loaded, of course
single shot like an actual cannon
Give it cannisters of batteries or something you have to find and attach to the cannon
MICRO Cannon.....
Gunpowder battery keg
I own a musket for home defense, as the Founding O5s intended.
me
srry
totally
O5-12 watching as the Class-D rolls out an entire fucking cannon out of 914
o5-12 did not envisioned that
How he feeling inside his piss jar
079 watching in horror as its entire team is slowly wiped out by a single cannon at the top of the stairs
This is one of the few times using a soundboard is morally acceptable
20 years old and your steam account was made in 2009?
"WHAT the HE-" looks down to see a very cannonball shaped hole
I played L4D1 when it came out in 2008 
Playing Steam at 3 yo
Youre not 20
Dude
That sounds unlikely
i don't think i've even heard a single thing about the first L4D game
Close enough
i was just playing club penguin
playing l4d1 at the ripe age of 2 years old
Nostalgia is powerful stuff
the sensei was a damn cheater unless you at least were on the last levels of the belts
no one believes that shit mate
My L4D1 achievements speak otherwise so
The math don't meth
i don't believe you weren't playing it
I was playing it in 2009
i don't believe you were 2-3yo
Didn't you say you were 20 years old?
Yup
exactly
I turn 21 in August
playing l4d right out of the womb 😭
And you played l4d2 on 2009?
How old
Were you
No like youre just two years older than me
Supposedly
Fuck this dude i shouldve played Sonic Unleashed when it released
L4d1
I can at least attest that I played Minecraft when I was 8
I played roblox when I was 6
Which was my first actual videogame
i played minecraft the first time when i was 12
No that's a lie if you discount flash games
your secret brother was on your steam account back in the day dude
But I did start playing the game in 2010
I didn't even have a steam account 'till I was like 8
stick war my beloved
why does canada ask for height and weight wtf
I think on this particular ID (government issued and not driver's license) it is different
whats your height in bald eagle
But yeah my DOB is there and you can see my L4D1 achievements lol
5'10
short
You just gotta accept this loss and move on bro
that's above average
Or a parent's steam account
i just call anyone who is shorter than me short
My dad alr has an old steam account
first three achievements from the screenshot gotten in the same fucking minute
yeah sure bro
at 3yo
Born to be a gamer
Crash Course literally has a generator you have to activate in the finale dude
Play the fucking game
I'm clocking out of this convo you're just trolling lol
fell for the ragebait award
but that's not your account
Did you see it
Did you see it? On the bottom right of the camera
Bruh
!3114
Opening credits theme were the only good thing to come out of that movie 😭 ✌️
i still havent seen the fnaf 2 movie
SLOP
i liked the first movie but i thought the second was bad lol
i wouldn't classify either as slop
slop is usually something mass produced and soulless
yeah i did unironically like the first one
i feel like it could have been better but
fnaf 2 while it is bad certainly isn't soulless
Oddly enough the first movie sort of gave the animatronics personality
You know, you could talk about this in #general-chat
Or an attempt at them
Anyways scp slop time
I fucking hate my stupid chud teammates
You guys are trying so hard ❤️
When im SCP
Theyre MORONS
the fnaf movies were so damn cliche dude
Just putting it out there before I have to start shooting
Emperor Mozska
i wish 079 players didnt suck so much every time im on scp team
YOU HAVE BEEN AVENGED
imagining the alternate universe where this is in the game
SCP-250 my beloved
Its just a repeat of pre-mimicry 939
I will always remember you
Head and legs clipping through walls
i'm glad it's 953 but 250 is so funny

i think i have too much nostalgia for the old 939 model
!shoot @sick sapphire
new scp revealed BIG FUCKING SKELETOM DINOSAUR
yeenclave has been muted in this server.
Yeen is fucking dead
man im so mad
Stop
i recorded like an hour and 15 mins of gameplay and i cant put it into davinci resolve because its using an unsupported video encoder and audio codec
The truth
Say that again and you might know
you trying to import .mkv files there?
originally .mp4, changed to .mov
Fuck my stupid chud SL discord server
our brains are shrinking
did it also reject .mp4?
i set obs to record in a different encoder but it decided to just not do that
Political in nature + using A.I
yeah
why the fuck would it reject mp4, davinci...
is AI against the rules here?
linux version
Its debatable
hopefully in a soon future
However mostly frowned upon
alr based
Speaking of
I think the rule is "it's fine outside of art channels so long as it doesn't become disruptive"
Party Animals is doing some AI slop contest
Again, not on topic for this chat
ic.
Alright bozos
!channelmute
**Syntax:
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!channelmute
<users...> is a space separated list of usernames, ID's, or mentions.
[time_and_reason] is the time to mute for and reason. Time is
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Examples:
!mutechannel @member1 @member2 spam 5 hours
!mutechannel @member1 3 days
I love how 244 is just so useless
Don't make me kick you out
Rules are not on topic?
Ok ban Dino for bringing up rules 
this chat is about SCP 🟢
Post real human generated art
Maybe the AI were right...
Stay on topic bro
!channelmute 824033694477844491 1h enforcing rules in power abusing
The following users could not be muted:
its_dafqwee: Failed to mute or unmute user. I need the Manage Permissions permission in #scp-discussion.
Thanks bot
Did
Reall love that
oh my god CASSIE
I read "power abusing" as "power scaling"
God bless dyslexia.
Absolute peak
its_dafqwee has been muted in this server for 1 hour until <t:1778742460>.
Dino when he cant server mute someone irl 😔

why would you think that
It was so bad Northwood stepped up their scp items
whats 244 again
CASSIE deliberately failed the channel mute to force a full server mute

Does it function as smoke grenade

They’re perfectly fine
THAT THING
Does the micro serve as an explosive?
i hate it so much
The answer is yes
Yes
pffft
You just have to hold the charge long enough to blow yourself up
"But couldn't you use a grenade for that same result?"
The answer is also yes
Its the most worthless dogshit smoke grenade you could ever ask for
To be honest there is nothing funnier than a mod exercising power (justified or unjustified) and the bot just like...
Doesn't do anything.
It's like trying to launch a missile and you find out the button is jammed.
The bot's been acting up lately
It's really embarassing for all parties involved
I noticed ESMBot (which I use for captions) has been struggling the past week or so
maybe it's related to discord API stuff
that shit was super embarrassing
second hand embarassment
this fuckin' server
Is complete dogshit
Hey when the person who dropped thigh pics in general gets banned or leaves the server, I'll happily go back
😁
Its the bottom of the barrel scp item
1576 is honestly more amusing and useful
Everyone calls 244 grandma
the person who what bro
are thighs banned
wtf
Next SL art contest should just be everyone posting their thighs (this won't possibly backfire)
Bet
im sure asking a server full of minors to post their thighs for a "contest" would totally hold up in court
???
Yeah I realised that then thought I should probably add the parathesis part at the end
It just not the place to do that shit man and it made me so fucking uncomfortable when they did that
Why not ban or mute that
what
thats how you get pedophile accusations
If i had a nickel for everytime i saw this, I'd have 2 of em
Nearly as old as you
I want to see someone recreate the Mason/Reznov escaping Vorkuta scene with SL characters
You should krill yourself NOW
THE NUMBERS MASON
And here I was going to post pictures of fried chicken thighs
"Posting random animal thighs every day until I get banned"
Not the worst thing to get banned for probably
depends
Depends on the framing.
^
ok but so is any part of the body then?
Why is this the conversation you guys are having now
Do SCPs not have thighs?
“What is SCP discussion?”
Because I brought it up when someone wasn't banned for dropping that shit into general
953 has thighs yeah
096 thighs are like crazy ugly
173 has no thighs
Theyre just sticks for legs
173 has three thighs
049 probably does
ok but the flamingos
I've been casually watching this conversation in the background and I'm just getting more and more confused
Oh no
The flamingos have stick legs
does 079 has thighs
No it doesn't
Average scp discussion


Fuck my chud scp discussion
i need garn47 x scpsl memes
Who's garn
the guy from the fnf mod
ive never liked fnd but i love garn
omg barn the famous youtuber who makes every video weed eyes and several hundred grenades, pink candies or colas
YES
Pink candy BOOM
Barn
How old
2 months ago
You should have told him to-
oh right there's a mod here currently
3 mods actually
2 mods and 1 mini-mod
sneak attack
nah, simplewolf is chill
If only I was mod
I only said "run away d boy"
Before Freddy fazbear shot him
what's stopping the SCP Foundation from deploying Freddy Fazbear to terminate 682?
Old man humour is unfunny
They'd work together.
I just ripped a fat one bro
I just ripped a fat one bro
is cassie a clanker?
:8ball: Very doubtful
fucking scary
How
i'm sorry????
why don’t they just ask the vending machine to give them a cup of step by step instructions on how to kill 682
out of range
Because they are fucking stupid as shit
They literally put 682 into 079s chamber and classified it was a termination log
Unironically, earlier I was thinking.
What if they just added or replaced the Tutorials with SCP-343 as a joke
343 is benevolent
If he claims to be God, then God was a wrathful fucker when he wanted to be.
Theres an SCP that is just a in-universe mod
I forgot the number though.
SCP-048 is cursed
id pull a funny but it would get me muted
Be a man
He's like 15 bro
Aint gonna make it
Bro is goin to school
❌
also it’s better to be 15 than to be 35
Hellllll nah bro what the hell are you talking about
When in doubt, remember the 4 Rs!
- Stay Vigilant!
- Stay Classy!
- Groovalicious!
- Spoke the seven hundredth hour, for the boundless flesh would watch their permutations expire taut across the aluminum mountains
- å!
- Stay frosty!
bro yeenclave is already balding
When you reach the age of 25 you start accumulating random permanent debuffs.
Yeenclave is 30 btw
I am 24
When im 30 ill leave the server legit
he’s 30
Wait so yeenclave is 4 years older than me but I'm a fossil?
What the hell is yeenclave then
The version of me inside your head is not real
What
No
20 isn't old
My best friend is 20
20 is old bruh
(it's not Kardiner)
30 is old
he's like 45
We're best friends 😁
just work at slopwood
60 is old
@weary crag
Me when I see a Feras Plays
Upload that shit to tenor
No thanks, my current job is great for procrastinating and not hiring enough people as is
Yeenclave is like if you put Kardiner on fine
Except you actually get paid at my job
But kardiner is cheesechurger on 1:1
Sorry Northwoodians
Are you implying nw is not a real job
Yeah
Its a side gig at most
i mean
A passion project
do u get paid if you're gd or ld?
I don't ever hear of people getting paid
Probably not a whole lot
in nw
he doesn't know how to do the 67 meme
Works on a bounty system
WHERE IS 🧅-MAN?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
More work you put in=more pay
That was really mean I apologize zahnrad
Kill other members?
and what about marketing when they hit the plush sells
Totally
no it's fine I like being degraded
Each task has a reward to it
more valued tasks are worth more
No idea about marketing
I only know about the dev side of things
i see
Wait hold on
I wonder if terran gets paid
I hope he does
Because I'm going to apply for wiki as soon as I can
Uh
And also after I learn html
Like I said
Like I always say
Chicken
And armed society is a polite society
Did you get tie reference
Of course you did
have you heard of 67
Alright Mick
what
His PC broke
I thought of something else
You keep ranting about it
Marketing is shot if a post doesn't do so well.
||** **||
So I should probably go to bed but I don't really want to
Fuck
Me too
AHAHAH
I HAVE AN IDEA
Bozos going to bed meanwhile im at work
IM GOING TO GO TO BED RIGHT NOW
AND TELL YOU ALL THAT
JUST SO I KNOW KARDINER WILL FEEL LIKE SHIT KNOWIN GI WENT TO BED FIRST
:)
do your job
I just ripped ass
OK BYE
this you?
Its night shift
Who
My job doesnt require much at this time
Me?
how did you find my name
Or kozz
zero pressure
Its definitely kozz

Hey
The way he @'s me everyday
????
Bro he’s 30
Kozz can't be a dickrider he is too full of hatred and malice
why are they kissing in gas masks
Yeah actually
how would that even work
He's more like
It wouldn't
Dickcutteroffer
I thought you were going to bed chudster budster.
Nah you told me you were ripping ass
You have a reason not to
So it's not the same
If you had no reason NOT to go to bed
Me telling you I was going to, and then actually doing it would have been a lot more nefarious
But it's not because you don't have to right now
My leg is flaring I literally can't lay down comfortably so I just have to rot
😭
Dude
Are you okay
I love when im trying to read scps chronologically and I stumble upon one thats been removed because it was made by the Dr Bright author so I gotta go back to the series tab
typed rip ass in the gif search
idk what I was expecting
No bro I am definitely NOT okay physically or mentally 😭
ok me neither
You all have issues good lord
Not me
rent.
:)
Did you see it
thats so dumb that they are doing this, like I get bright was a bad guy but why should that matter for the articles he wrote
I pay it, you will too
Because you cant really seperate the art from the artist
I also don't understand this
I mean I do
you kinda can though
Its hard to but you can try
I get that it's warranted for something like SCPs
Maybe the real anomaly is humanity
#Deep
The peak of human evolution
Imagine if someone directed a really good movie
like what is the downsode of keeping his articles on the site
SCP-5000 moment
And we started banning it because the dude that made it was a bad person
!3114
That would be stupid
Youre keeping the works of a groomer up
I guess if you really dont want people finding out about him you could just discredit the guy
I believe you can, but when your art is a self-insert of yourself, well it gets complicated.
His arms are so fucking massive bro and they don't even have him doing anything 😭
Anyways Dr Bright being removed was better anyways
Self insert bozo
"Haha my immortal scientist and his wacky adventures"
Yeah @grim belfry I agree with what you think but I think the main issue with this specific case is they were very immature and self inserty
Did we get Rick n Morty part 2
So what? its not like the articles he wrote are grooming people
What watching SCP-1004 does to an MF.
oh
I cant recall what his works were since I cant view them anymore apart from 963
I mean its fine if they remove the articles because they are a lame self insert I just dont think that who the author is should impact that process at all
Probably the only notable one, im on the 500 list
This is like saying hitler’s paintings are fine to be endorsed if you’re discrediting him
523 iirc
Nope, im on 537
Recent example of this i can think of was with D4VD
On one hand, I get doing that because bright exists as a character in preexisting articles and stuff

Is this about bright?
If you saw the paintings with no context, you probably wouldn't care.
But goddamn replacing somebody with another character is just
Yes
I mean yeah? As long as you're not endorsing them because they were made by hitler, but because you like them I really don't see the issue
If so ur a bit wrong there because bright DID use his articles to hurt people
Like 963, the immortality item or whatever
DUDE
So I was right
yeah but bright is removed now so he cant do that anymore
GO TO BED
Its 1:48 AM
It gets complicated in SCP because so many authors self-inserted themselves, but I believe it is important elsewhere to seperate art from artist, otherwise all media is problematic media.
Good, remove his fetish aswell(aka his articles)
8⁴⁸ AM where I am.
only got 4 hours 11 minutes ahead of your shift at Freddy’s
Im watching recovering addicts
Not animatronics
Both dangerous
Have you seen the ginger guy from tiktok

I dont use tiktok
Imagine Freddy had a fent needle
Freddy in San Francisco.
And instead of jumpscarimg you he injected you with it
Unc
Isn't that just the CIA?
You mean the fat ginger guy who makes food who is wholesome
Look man, if the articles are fetishes they should be removed regardless of who the author is, and it shouldn't only be brought up when people find out author was a bad person
Does SCP-1004 count as a fetish?
Youre gonna have to remove a lot then

Like genuinely
No i get that what im saying is
Bright used his SCPs
A reminder that 081 is a fetish to at least one person in the world
To groom people
How much of brights articles are weird in an nsfw way
He used the immortality item shit
And 610
Ok but hes not here anymore so who cares
like actually
the one guy on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum who got attracted to bathroom tiles
COUGH FUCKING COUGH
You are not real bro
and 113
Who the fuck is insane enough to have a fetish for that?
🤤
How it feels knowing the lore implication in the SCP-5000 story that Dr Bright used a child as a host for SCP-963

Bright is a terrible person and character and concept and deserves to be erased forever

Maybe some fuck ass child just saw an amulet on the floor and thought “hey it would be so awesome if I wore this”
953 is inspired by a myth that is already sexual in nature i dont think u can really run away from it
That's how it usually goes if you don't know what it is.
Still weird to have it considering the guy
I know what you are
Hey man, tanhony wrote it
I need to work on my 244 hate manifesto
as I said im fine with 963 being removed because its basically his self insert but to my knowledge that isnt the only article of his they removed
A woman?
There's also a photo of the necklace being worn by a bunny.
Wish I had it here.
That brainwashes men into having relationships with them before murdering them the worst way possible
963 as a concept was cool but Jack bright was an edgy self insert
So, a woman.
Gumigoo
Or kumiho idk
Kitsune 4000
Choe Ji-hu
Hey I have a random question heheh
Is your ideal girlfriend korean
SCP-953 is called MTF Nine Tailed Fox
hehehhehehhhhhh
No
Lowk imagining mtf pull up with 953 on a leash that they just send out against d class
fetch me their souls
Based?
Be careful with that dude
yo not like that
Wait actually hold on
Class-D become too op when in huge numbers.
Be careful with the wording
Its all fun until the scientist with researcher supervisor finds 1509
These are all viable options,,,,,
Becomes Jason Vorhees
100 D-Class in a room with one SCP-018
But, if it’s hardcore
When is dodgeball not hardcore
I locked 100 d class in a room with one scientist, what happens next will SHOCK you
They somehow couldnt beat the scientist to death
They just stood there talking
Add class d bare hand combat
The scientist killed himself
The 100 Class D vs 049 challenge
Can test it, but how?
Why is it in the fnaf font
can you guys be quiet I'm trying to fart
No
Bro is Green Mr Incredible
Dunno
Bro is bowser
Bro is human
Tryna be me so badly
I will not allow 244 to be hated
Its worthless
Oi whats all this rubbish
I am full of hatred and malice
Me to all the 244 defenders
Me to all the 244 haters
Erm moderators…. This is gore…..
i—i cant do this right now… im sorry..
We’re so back
MUTTED
Bro is a dog
You were punished. But what they don’t know is they turned you into a martyr
You will be the ember that sparks the revolution bro
We are Dafqwee
Reminded me of the Wicker Witch SCP for a second
Has some lines similar to it
Im on SCP-538, shadow spiders
Around the hours I hit the gym today it was nothing but SCP talk for like 2 hours
That was the longest and most active I’ve seen it
can you skip 3999
Its gonna take me a long time to get to 3999
You got this
@weary crag does
Thanks sugma
The people were REALLY mad about us not talking about scps when you got muted
Worst I’ve seen it
It says please avoid going off topic, but I say it is impossible to avoid
so we should be in the CLEAR
What if SCP were not exist. How it’s can coming back if it’s off topic.
I think that was the server's most embarrassing moment in the last couple months
What did i even miss
mod muted this dude for making fun of him and saying he's just here to abuse his power and then proceeded to attempt to mute him for an hour
then it failed and it was really fucking funny
and then he went for a server mute instead of a channel mute and it worked
nah they're probably just doing that stupid invis thing
Yo Cheese you watch that new the slops episode
Galactic Empire?
not yet
what’s sugma
my friend told me that the streets are saying only one character died
so I am not looking forward to it
This stranger things ass season 😭
Actually it was more like 2
Shakespeare is not dead
that was funny too he called it political
I know things I won’t tell
coulda just said he doesn't want epstein vs diddy in SCP discussion and I would've understood but saying it's too political is the funniest thing
Oh yeah?
yep
I know things, but I would NEVER EVER tell you what
We just mentioned both epstein and diddy
And the first thing u did was say that
What are u hiding kozz
VAGUEPOSTING KING
what is this fuckass discord shit it looks like the fnaf 3 menu
Vencord
Fallout theme
That might be right
fnaf 3 filter
Its the fallout theme isnt it
All I know is dafqwee is hacking
Knew it
Holy shit
LOL
I lost my shit when discord added profile cosmetics
How fucking embarassing
The mods are here to silence us
It’s my turn to become a martyr
I’m the author of scp 3000 btw
You really like 3000 huh
Clone trooper theory in sl
Fake news
Yeah because I wrote it
Makes sense
Are you aware of the r34
by A Random Day, djkaktus, Joreth
Object Class: Thaumiel
Rating: +2949
Mf WHO
of the serpent?
Is making r34 of the SNAKE
Yeah
Look at him go
Why the fuck do you know this
Neighbor, hello
Are you guys staying on topic?
Yes but at what cost
The guy who eats poop is even more disgusting who would’ve thought
I expected nothing less from wilbert
What are you my mother
Wilbert you shame all of us
You are a disgrace to the family
Well you
Uh
Ima go watch scp 3000 art
Y'all are mean🥺
On everyone soul scp-3000 r34 is art
Mean or being real…
The fuck are you condemning me to Oblivion for
Hey buddy
No
by Quikngruvn
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +415
Just go here and shut up
holy shit bro
I know right
Gander is gifted when he isn’t a nostalgic chud
Not you too
WOWW WHEN I TALK ABOUT MY SERPENT ART
Oh whatever
I GET ASS BLASTED
Yeah because you're a degenerate who must be put to death
Immediately
Because that’s a Korean woman in a bikini dude
KILL @jagged radish NOT ME
Kardiner is a top guy here.
HE'S A YOUTUBER THAT MEANS SOMETHING
Behead Wilbert
KILL HIM
What?
I would tell u to eat shit but you already do that so idk what to say
Boomers but replace the B with a G and the M with N
Goon
Indeed
Bogoomers?
i saw that
Can a jannie do their job and just kill this guy
I've send and deleted worse
Instead of failing to take out @deft cargo
I’m going to bed goodnight chat
Goodnight Kardiner
Goodnight
Prepare
Just had breakfast 😋
Its 4am for me

