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#scp-discussion
meager sparrow
amber bone
what do you guys think of my new SL game suggestion this took me like, 6 days to write
fringe axle
You should put me in there
prime frost
what do you guys think of my new SL game suggestion this took me like, 6 days to...
vibe coded
jagged radish
what do you guys think of my new SL game suggestion this took me like, 6 days to...
ChatGPT thought it made a banger but just made a shittier 3114
supple urchin
what do you guys think of my new SL game suggestion this took me like, 6 days to...
same
as the original 096 model creator wanted it
supple urchin
GOLDEN SHY GUY PENIS
tawdry panther
probably the best chatgpt use of all time
supple urchin
fierce lynx
whats up guys
supple urchin
Shy guy penis
supple urchin
read the rest
fierce lynx
did you guys know snakes have two dicks
supple urchin
did you guys know snakes have two dicks
nah
I heard ducks have like spiraling penises but dats bout it
supple urchin
mmm penis
amber bone
whats up guys
we've sold out to israel and due to our current affiliation we have to use chatgpt for everything we do now
supple urchin
https://tenor.com/view/chatgpt-openai-gif-11588281547298219548
okay now we are starting to look like those mums during the satanic panic
fierce lynx
its just a coincidence they say...
charred helm
fierce lynx
so wtf did you tell big GPT for it to say this
supple urchin
first this, I got disappointed by the first thing that came out tho
so I added this
fierce lynx
supple urchin
My humor is absolutely broken
also I forgot to say something very important about this
Booper Scooper moment™
languid turret
panic shake would be aids
supple urchin
panic shake would be aids
I think the penis part would be more aids
red quartz
They didn't have it so I got a monser
prime frost
rich flume
JUST WITNESSED
A ROUND THAT WAS LEADING INTO NTF VICTORY
END IN SCP WIN CUS NONE OF THE GUYS WITH GOOD SHIT HAD FLASHLIGHTS
amber bone
END IN SCP WIN CUS NONE OF THE GUYS WITH GOOD SHIT HAD FLASHLIGHTS
I. FUCKING. LOVE. MANDATORY ATTACHMENTS!!!!!
amber bone
Don't you love it when you die purely because you didn't use the rock to 079's scissors that is the flashlight?
hollow cloak
END IN SCP WIN CUS NONE OF THE GUYS WITH GOOD SHIT HAD FLASHLIGHTS
yeah I think I saw that yesterday
4 mtf on surface against an 079 and 173, and none of them had flashlights
fierce lynx
Don't you love it when you die purely because you didn't use the rock to 079's s...
or you didnt conveniently have this scp item that theres only like 3 of per game ❤️
we LOVE when counters require you to have specific items!
gilded token
079 NEEDS to exist guys, what could we do without him!
amber bone
b-but... guys...
fierce lynx
think of the 079 fans...
amber bone
the players would be angry if he disappeared!
fierce lynx
the people who suggest to add the femur breaker and make it work like 079's gens genuinely piss me off
like bro you want ANOTHER boring objective in order to kill an scp?
amber bone
I do NOT want to see a copy of the worst mechanic in the game
gilded token
Stellaris seems fun
amber bone
I do NOT want to see a copy of the worst mechanic in the game
like I genuinely think that outside of 079 himself and his abilities the generators are the single worst designed thing in the game
either painfully easy or just painful
fierce lynx
standing next to a gen for 2 minutes is so fun ❤️
amber bone
being put on a timer that is almost immediately set back if an SCP wipes your squad out is not good
preachin' to the choir here though
amber bone
stockholm syndrome is a real problem plaguing our SLcordian society
fierce lynx
cant remove 079 because when its MY turn with the cheats he's really fun!
1/15 games get to be fun!
gilded token
079 starting with 0 energy in PEARS 5 will be so nice for the players who get to play it
amber bone
It's gonna be a good spot to test it considering everyone will be a patron
and almost everyone will have a functioning brain
meager sparrow
and almost everyone will have a functioning brain
violet peak
I think 079 is in a good spot as is but I'm fine with limiting his early round potential.
fierce lynx
even big NW disagrees with u bud
mild agate
and almost everyone will have a functioning brain
I’m sorry, I can only play this game on autopilot
gilded token
seriously when I play this game my brain goes dead
gilded token
I'm so painfully mediocre at the game
round adder
hitboxes, netcode and shot validation at theyre finest
violet peak
Personally man, 079 is rarely ever the reason I die but maybe I'm just playing against idiots.
gilded token
but then I'll get one round where I survive an entire round as a human
umbral carbon
140ms is brutal
rich flume
the 106 096 subplot in the round is somethin
harsh tiger
round adder
either that or divine intervention
divine intervention from spaghetti code lol
gilded token
y'know we need a variant of scientist to have a hazmat suit on so Grongo can cook up an awesome hazmat suit design
round adder
I'm so painfully mediocre at the game
its not a ranked game dont overthink as long as your having fun
round adder
https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-davenport-iowa-bullshit-spotted-gif-178241575132...
what, the clip or that ping isnt going to make your bullets miss at 140
harsh tiger
what, the clip or that ping isnt going to make your bullets miss at 140
i didnt reply to your video little jit
i just sent the gif
harsh tiger
jit is just slang usually refers to younger people
that is pretty messed up what happened in that vid tho
gilded token
My reaction time in this game is horrendous
sick sapphire
i didnt reply to your video little jit
Careful that word is super close to a mean word
harsh tiger
?
sick sapphire
I wont elaborate
round adder
sl can be kinda weird like that, tiny hitboxes, desync in animations and hitreg (or for the nerds shot validation) make for some odd clips every now and then, wish the reg was abit more consistent
sick sapphire
Im vagueposting
gilded token
compared to really the only other game I play regularly HD2 you'd think I have spider senses in that game but in SL I could look at an enemy for 5 seconds and only have it click in my brain that I should be shooting the guy by the time I'm dead
harsh tiger
jit doesnt really mean anything its just florida slang
harsh tiger
sl can be kinda weird like that, tiny hitboxes, desync in animations and hitreg ...
hitboxes are something im gonna look into for 15.0
round adder
Careful that word is super close to a mean word
💀
harsh tiger
cause they are too small
sick sapphire
Give em the size of 173's hitbox
harsh tiger
on the technical side for hitreg and such i dunno though i dont handle that stuff
sick sapphire
Speaking of hitboxes, probably the weirdest thing ive seen some 106 or 049 players do when chasing people is to run sideways at them
rich flume
Speaking of hitboxes, probably the weirdest thing ive seen some 106 or 049 playe...
i get 106 but 049 is like ultimate placebo that dude hitbox is the same shape regardless of angle and im not kidding
round adder
ye thats fair your a game designer after all, hitreg not your thing
sick sapphire
i get 106 but 049 is like ultimate placebo that dude hitbox is the same shape re...
049 is funny cause theres just no animation so it looks even more goofy
red quartz
y'know we need a variant of scientist to have a hazmat suit on so Grongo can coo...
Port this guy into the game I'm still pretty happy with it
round adder
head and body hitbox feel hard to tell apart, head hitbox feels like its inside the body sometimes
red quartz
I need to make a cool hazmat suit again it's been awhile
gilded token
Hazmat suits are so cool
red quartz
We got Containment Breach orange
L4D2 yellow
The mtf wear a blue one
Under their armor
Mtf design is a military hazmat suit and that's why I love it so much
gilded token
We need like, corpses of people in suits with Grongo's SCP shoulder band thingy
red quartz
X3j used it for deepwell so it's technically canon
Bregman has the suit patch on his shoulder
gilded token
It's an interesting design that i haven't really seen for a arm band
last crescent
hello gamers i haven't checked in on this channel in a while how are we doing
gilded token
I assume it's to identify them for other GOIs in like meeting or whatever?
sick sapphire
Mtf design is a military hazmat suit and that's why I love it so much
The bio-hazard team when theyre told their hazmat suit does sweet fuck all against 049's lethal touch
red quartz
I assume it's to identify them for other GOIs in like meeting or whatever?
I had it in my head as quick id of staff members in a breach
Or other event when identification is important
gilded token
There's these really cool designs for 7th occult war era Foundation and others on the Black Sunrise hub
I really like the Foundation and Templar one
red quartz
That templar guy is sick
gilded token
Yeah, these designs make me want a 7th occult war game with these designs
gilded token
I'm surprised nobody has tried to make a seventh occult war game
gilded token
Black Sunrise is the Third Law's events and I think they're really cool
fiery salmonBOT
past field
Pears fives comes out tomorrow at five pm right?
red quartz
!pears
chrome carbonBOT
When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog
What is PEARS?
Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game
past field
> ### When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session...
Thanks Cassie.)
prime frost
this lowkey a cb mechanic
round adder
dead by daylight
prime frost
dead by
round adder
you need to run around activating stuff while being chased by the monsters
dead by scp
prime frost
they massacred my boy
prime frost
dead by scp
dead by anomalous entitys
wispy walrus
!pear
chrome carbonBOT
Pear juice is often credited with curing the sick in some cultures
wispy walrus
dead by anomalous entitys
entitys
sick sapphire
this lowkey a cb mechanic
Thats what I said last night when @harsh tiger was in game
Legit
prime frost
legit legit
sick sapphire
Im not saying its a bad decision I just think its funny
harsh tiger
they cant yeah
sick sapphire
cant make the early game more than "get keycard -> escape" otherwise its cb
Big respect to the Class D and Scientists who refuse to escape and just run with the MTF/CI to gun down the SCPs
I mostly see Class D doing it just cause of the footsteps CI have
polar locust
they cant yeah
can you add the postal 2 pissing mechanic to PEARS
sick sapphire
Wanna sign my petition
prime frost
can you add the postal 2 pissing mechanic to PEARS
Yeah but then they gotta change the age eating and all
rating
prime frost
damn
sick sapphire
The containment engineer spawning in with 30 seconds to get out before the SCPs immediately murder him
polar locust
Yeah but then they gotta change the age eating and all
okay, and?
that means more gore gets added to SL
prime frost
Damn you lowkey right
sick sapphire
Lowkirkenuinely
umbral carbon
hello gamers i haven't checked in on this channel in a while how are we doing
my goat
jagged radish
Lowkirkenuinely
sick sapphire
Goin from horror to kawaii gal
hoary coral
polar locust
Can't believe 953 became Thaumiel after killing Goode.
jagged radish
https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldier-steal-steals-meme-gif-9853257729497193327
All @red quartz
All him
sick sapphire
Cant believe 953 needed ibuprofen after someone bonked her on the head
jagged radish
Glaze that guy
sick sapphire
With jailbird
sick sapphire
All <@371746364520136706>
tough fern
jagged radish
Did you post this because they are in the wrong or in the right
I don’t see any problems with playing Roblox
tough fern
No it’s just why is this posted in the scp sl discussions
jagged radish
^
tawdry panther
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mzw339hsAKcgu4RsN?invite=cr-MSxGdTQsNjcxODA3NDg&v=16 why cant skeleton be like this more often lol
the slow realization of "wait this guy is a bit suspicious"
weary skiff
this is me
weary skiff
hi token femtanyl
jagged radish
https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/mzw339hsAKcgu4RsN?invite=cr-M...
Skeletons are usually like that no?
That was cool asf that environmental storytelling lmao
weary skiff
no usually he runs up and immediately kills you or waits for you to get in an elevator
tawdry panther
no usually he runs up and immediately kills you or waits for you to get in an el...
yeah
that moment in particular was pretty cool tho
weary skiff
yeah a deception based scp actually deceiving you is pretty cool
glad 953’s kit is designed around actively encouraging that
tawdry panther
oo im glad to hear that
jagged radish
no usually he runs up and immediately kills you or waits for you to get in an el...
I’ve only had skeletons who actually played the SCP right lol, can’t relate
weary skiff
i’m happy for you
sick sapphire
Roblox in itself is a creative platform that turned into a tycoon slopfest
jagged radish
I was under the assumption they all played like that
weary skiff
fuck no
jagged radish
Ig some goobers would just run at you with no deception at all
sick sapphire
Roblox in itself is a creative platform that turned into a tycoon slopfest
That and the creator is defending groomer's
tough fern
I was under the assumption they all played like that
People really just brute force 3114
tawdry panther
Ig some goobers would just run at you with no deception at all
its unfortunately even worse when your alone too since its just an annoying instant death
im looking forward to see how they change this with 953
tough fern
People really just brute force 3114
I'm glad that it seems like that's nearly impossible with 953
jagged radish
People really just brute force 3114
Lwk should just be a global ban
Just get those players out
tough fern
I'm glad that it seems like that's nearly impossible with 953
You gotta actually earn your undisguise, your default state will be a disguised form
sick sapphire
People really just brute force 3114
How theyre tryin to play 3114
tough fern
953 will have always been the right call
coarse falcon
I hope 953's kit also includes her illusions
Theres no way shes just 3114 on steroids, i want some psionics there too
tough fern
I can't see a place where that doesn't feel tacked on icl
harsh tiger
Wdym by illusions
jagged radish
How theyre tryin to play 3114
https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493
coarse falcon
Psionics or smth
weary skiff
i want to place 6 953s all around hcz that each play horror stingers when you look at them
tough fern
can they add a second 953 spawn like we had a second 939
weary skiff
let them kiss
tough fern
maybe
tough fern
no
weary skiff
coarse falcon
Or 953 kiss the 953²
tough fern
yeah
tough fern
Wdym by illusions
I assume being able to place fake versions of stuff like fake versions of herself or fake items
which is what she does in the korean branch quite a bit
coarse falcon
In the og article too
tough fern
however doesn't she already do that with the guns and healing items?
harsh tiger
I assume being able to place fake versions of stuff like fake versions of hersel...
That'd be an odd inclusion. She already will fake consume and use guns and items
coarse falcon
We good then gng
weary skiff
excessive gamma, much?
red quartz
rainbow candy max gamma is crazy
umbral carbon
you can see the sprint key change kicking in
umbral carbon
excessive gamma, much?
you keep whining about this
harsh tiger
tough fern
I can't see a place where that doesn't feel tacked on icl
They're a cool idea, but I feel like this would probably be something that should be a focus of a kit rather than part of an exisiting gimmick
which being 953's disguise
fierce lynx
whats up guys
weary skiff
what’s up guy
hidden wave
i reinstalled discord and the escape key still doesn't mark channel as read
this sucks
jagged kelp
heya chat
tough fern
They're a cool idea, but I feel like this would probably be something that shoul...
An SCP that can create illusions of themselves, and maybe teleport to those illusions would be very cool actually
I need an scp that can do that
fierce lynx
hello the unknown from dbd
tough fern
Imagine Unknown but the illusions move to players
fierce lynx
thats scary
tough fern
I need an scp that can do that
might go scouring in a bit to see if there's anyone like this
harsh tiger
Please purchase tier 3 patreon immediately
fierce lynx
cant im allergic to giving nw money
chrome carbonBOT
When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog
What is PEARS?
Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game
fierce lynx
i wont be able to play at that time anyways
tough fern
I need pears now Northwood
tawdry panther
has someone made that
wait there should be a version where the 2 people are a containment officer and a chaos infiltrator lol
umbral carbon
right during exam season for me
tawdry panther
scp secret laboratory is life
umbral carbon
so we'll have to see
because a half-dozen lads I know are gonna get on
so six or seven
red quartz
These servers gonna be full
short kernel
so six or seven
tough fern
I’m getting on with a good amount of my friends so getting on a server will be hell
past field
We good then gng
Do you think think scp 2191 would actually be added into secret lab?
coarse falcon
Do you think think scp 2191 would actually be added into secret lab?
2191 no
Its a place.
2191-1 yes
coarse falcon
Okay
Now read the other two messages
Technically they would need to add 2191-2 aswell
The verm thing inside 2191-1
past field
Technically they would need to add 2191-2 aswell
I rather have scp 6096 as Halloween exclusive.
coarse falcon
I want 2191-1 to be permanent
Not just a halloween exclusive
6772 could work as halloween exclusive
past field
If 15.0 happen around the fall then don't expect much stuff for Halloween.(
tough fern
I’d expect the exact opposite
We haven’t had event stuff for a while and after a major update comes out it’d be the perfect time to get stuff
I don’t expect anything huge though
short kernel
gilded token
I don’t have money to spend on patreon sadly
past field
We haven’t had event stuff for a while and after a major update comes out it’d b...
Northwood in 2023 had four !pears and created two playable scps. You could make a argument that not much happen in secret lab in 2023.
tough fern
2023 was the worst time for SL yeah
past field
2023 was the worst time for SL yeah
The initial 13.0 update wasn't a main update in my eyes.
short kernel
2023 was the worst time for SL yeah
Gasleak year
tough fern
Highest drought without any content
Fucking 14.2 had more stuff than all of the 13.0 updates combined
weary skiff
2016 was the worst time for sl bc the game wasn’t out yet
gilded token
2023 was when I started playing SL
jagged radish
Funny because that's when I quit
weary skiff
same i started roughly around 13.1
jagged radish
Funny because that's when I quit
Duality of man
gilded token
First time I played was like a day after 13.0 came out
red quartz
I started sometime in 2017 probably
weary skiff
i stated playing sl in 2012
red quartz
Prehistoric gamer
weary skiff
gilded token
Grongo what would be your original design for the NTF?
past field
I started sometime in 2017 probably
The game cam out during the couple days of 2017..
red quartz
Grongo what would be your original design for the NTF?
Probably would be very similar to the SL one
jagged radish
I started sometime in 2017 probably
Bro seen everything
formal sky
12,000 hours on sl
tough fern
I started playing scopophobia
red quartz
I got back into SL because I saw the new humans and was like 'damn that's something I'd draw "
formal sky
12,000 hours on sl
also a full time primary physician
gilded token
Oh what the hell
violet peak
Amateurs, I started playing in 1874. I got O5-12 to play SL and now he's in charge of Site-02.
red quartz
I had to stop playing SL sometime after the 939 rework because my old laptop couldn't run it no more
weary skiff
happy lesbian visibility week guys
i only just now found out this was a thing 20 seconds ago
fierce lynx
what does that mean
weary skiff
all lesbians can now be seen till sunday
fierce lynx
were they invisible before
weary skiff
yeah
fierce lynx
damn
jagged radish
happy lesbian visibility week guys
fierce lynx
is there a gay visibility week
weary skiff
they did this to me today
weary skiff
is there a gay visibility week
yeah probably
jagged radish
is there a gay visibility week
There's an entire month bud
weary skiff
there’s a visibility week for like every minority
fierce lynx
there is not a gay visibility week i just checked
weary skiff
they did this to me today
if you bring your entire baseball team to dairy queen at 8:00pm i hope you deadass die
fierce lynx
theres an aromantic visibility day though
weary skiff
straight up just blow your scalp smoove off
fierce lynx
if you bring your entire baseball team to dairy queen at 8:00pm i hope you deada...
hey they just had a good game
weary skiff
eat at home fatty
fierce lynx
uh oh my nose is bleeding again
jagged radish
Negative Nancy over here
red quartz
DAIRY QUEEN?
weary skiff
i’m a negative nancy about it bc i had to make 12 teenagers 6 piece chicken baskets
red quartz
Haha make my blizzard stupid
weary skiff
all sauced and tossed so they were annoying to make
jagged radish
Haha make my blizzard stupid
On god
weary skiff
Haha make my blizzard stupid
i don’t even do ice cream
fierce lynx
i’m a negative nancy about it bc i had to make 12 teenagers 6 piece chicken bask...
who tf gets chicken at dairy queen
formal sky
fast food is sm better than retail
jagged radish
Get back to work on my blizzards bud
red quartz
They don't cross train there
weary skiff
who tf gets chicken at dairy queen
SO MANY PEOPLE
formal sky
i would take fast food over retail any day and i've worked both
fierce lynx
SO MANY PEOPLE
freaks bro just go somewhere else
weary skiff
They don't cross train there
they do i’m just not on it yet
fierce lynx
i didnt know dairy queen served chicken
formal sky
the worst of humanity thrives in retail
fierce lynx
i knew they had burgers cuz grill and chill
weary skiff
i do mainly kitchen stuff atm
weary skiff
i knew they had burgers cuz grill and chill
they do
jagged radish
i’m a negative nancy about it bc i had to make 12 teenagers 6 piece chicken bask...
Don't work fast food man there's no amount of money on Earth that's worth it 😭
formal sky
Don't work fast food man there's no amount of money on Earth that's worth it 😭
for good restaurants u can make $18+ which is very alright compared to retail
very good actually
red quartz
Retail is hell
formal sky
especially in the current job market
weary skiff
it seems u are neither grilling nor chilling 😔
i can grill
formal sky
Retail is hell
correct
fierce lynx
but can you chill
weary skiff
Don't work fast food man there's no amount of money on Earth that's worth it 😭
it’s either this or be unemployed and i was looking for a job for 2 years so
jagged radish
for good restaurants u can make $18+ which is very alright compared to retail
That's different, I'm talking about FAST FOOD
fierce lynx
my nose wont stop fucking bleeding
jagged radish
it’s either this or be unemployed and i was looking for a job for 2 years so
Start dropshipping
weary skiff
$10 an hour is not worth it for this shit
past field
fast food is ass ye
Majority of fast food is awful.
gilded token
my nose wont stop fucking bleeding
spring is clud's nose period time 💔
sick sapphire
i would take fast food over retail any day and i've worked both
Fast food is legit dogshit
Ive worked both
formal sky
I had a 5pm-2am shift at taco bell years ago and made $12 an hour
sick sapphire
Retail is better
jagged radish
spring is clud's nose period time 💔
formal sky
I had a 5pm-2am shift at taco bell years ago and made $12 an hour
no joke
gilded token
idk I like spring because it means we're finally away from winter I hate winter
weary skiff
fast food is doing a humiliation ritual for like 4-8 hours and then doing it again tomorrow
jagged radish
I had a 5pm-2am shift at taco bell years ago and made $12 an hour
Bro was sent to super Hell
formal sky
Retail is better
i would take retail over fast food any day, but i'd rather work at a restaurant than retail
sick sapphire
i would take retail over fast food any day, but i'd rather work at a restaurant ...
Working off of tips is honestly not bad if you have good manners and courtesy
sick sapphire
Or the place gets crowded a lot
formal sky
I make $14 at walmart rn which is also horrible but good nonetheless compared to many other entry level jobs
jagged radish
It's funny because the other day at Dairy Queen I met the nicest employee ever, I wonder why she was all sunshines and rainbows
sick sapphire
Ive worked at Buc-ee's before, great hourly pay for a cashier
formal sky
I make $14 at walmart rn which is also horrible but good nonetheless compared to...
what sucks in retail is that managers and leads do FUCK ALL and make sm money
like $22 usually
sick sapphire
However they're super strict
formal sky
at least
fierce lynx
not only does spring make my nose hemorrhage, it also has BEES
genuinely what is good about spring
formal sky
Ive worked at Buc-ee's before, great hourly pay for a cashier
u have to stand on breaks right
sick sapphire
not only does spring make my nose hemorrhage, it also has BEES
Erm bees are friends
jagged radish
not only does spring make my nose hemorrhage, it also has BEES
Bee hater over here
Ban him please
sick sapphire
Its the wasps and hornets that suck ass
fierce lynx
Its the wasps and hornets that suck ass
they all suck ass
jagged radish
they all suck ass
sick sapphire
they all suck ass
formal sky
we need an orbital cannon to disintegrate all fast food and retail places on earth
gta 5 shit
past field
NO 😭
That happen in 2005 and they gave the customers refunds in the form of free ice cream or something like that.
fierce lynx
did u guys know bees can develop alcohol addictions
formal sky
it fucking sucks to do the grunt and slave work while ur team leads sit back and just deal with customer service and inventory while making $22+ per hour
weary skiff
they all suck ass
no they don’t tf
gilded token
and I'm pretty sure if they do they get kicked out the nest
weary skiff
wasps suck yea
sick sapphire
we need an orbital cannon to disintegrate all fast food and retail places on ear...
Total fast food death
weary skiff
bees do nothing but be chill and maybe buzz around you sometimes
fierce lynx
bees do nothing but be chill and maybe buzz around you sometimes
they are scary
i hate them
they wont leave me alone
sick sapphire
Curbstomp a Sonic into the ground
weary skiff
sonic is fire tho
formal sky
Roundhouse kick an Arby's
i have no idea how arbys is still in business
it might be a cult
formal sky
the burgers are human at arbys
gilded token
I freeze if I see anything close to a bee near me
sick sapphire
The food is alright
wispy walrus
I freeze if I see anything close to a bee near me
bro literally that one tf2 gif
with the skeleton and engineer with 👀
formal sky
i like sonic bc i dont feel like a chud when i eat their burgers
sick sapphire
https://tenor.com/view/long-john-silvers-fast-food-80s-gif-13941549646196750231
Oh my God I havent seen one of these in forever
fierce lynx
https://tenor.com/view/long-john-silvers-fast-food-80s-gif-13941549646196750231
del taco
sick sapphire
I know where one is at but I havent eaten in years
hidden wave
The only time I ever hear of Long John Silvers is when people are talking about the worst fast food places
How are they still in business
sick sapphire
The waffle fries
hidden wave
Who is going to these establishments
weary skiff
last time i had long john silvers was like 7 years ago
formal sky
everytime i go to an ihop or dennys, there's like 1 or 2 dudes working the entire restaurant themselves, front of house, back, bussing, everything 😭
broken marsh
For the "they are just resources" achievement did they add the detain part later? Cause i dont remember them having detain just kill.
past field
I don't trust fast food seafood...
violet peak
I don't think I've ever had LJS but maybe I did and it was so long ago that I don't remember it.
hidden wave
For the "they are just resources" achievement did they add the detain part late...
Yes
broken marsh
Thanks
fierce lynx
How are they still in business
80 year olds
fierce lynx
who even eats sea food in this day and age 🥱
sick sapphire
Me mf
weary skiff
red lobster is a restaurant not fast food
violet peak
I really don't care for sea food apart from shrimp.
weary skiff
what kind of fucking fast food place has a lobster tank in it
sick sapphire
red lobster is a restaurant not fast food
Ill take it over any other sea food place
weary skiff
it’s not a FANCY restaurant but it is one
weary skiff
Ill take it over any other sea food place
you haven’t been to a good seafood place then
gilded token
I've been to red lobster twice in my life and idk what I got or how it tasted
sick sapphire
I really don't care for sea food apart from shrimp.
past field
who even eats sea food in this day and age 🥱
Captain George's is pretty decent.
fierce lynx
who is george
sick sapphire
I've been to red lobster twice in my life and idk what I got or how it tasted
I love breaking crab legs to get my food
violet peak
"Ah yes, give me your finest catfish so that I may develop heart disease and die at the age of 25."
past field
Its a all you can eat buffet that has seafood.
gilded token
I haven't had a whole lot of sea food I'm trying to warm up to fish and stuff but i do like crab legs
I wanna try lobster
sick sapphire
Lobter
violet peak
Catfish are one of the worst fish to eat.
sick sapphire
Salmon is peak
gilded token
fish texture is off putting
violet peak
They're bottom feeders and you need to put in good work to make them "safe" to eat. Catfish I mean.
gilded token
I've had grilled salmon before and it was pretty tasty
umbral carbon
I love all seafood, except for fish. I only like fish.
violet peak
I was around an area where you could fish and they would tell you NOT to eat the catfish you caught during certain times because they were unsafe for human consumption.
fierce lynx
I love all seafood, except for fish. I only like fish.
huh?
sick sapphire
Just fish
sick sapphire
Fuck it we're eating lionfish now
sick sapphire
loves all seafood, except fish, only likes fish
This sentence is a lie
violet peak
Dollar store pufferfish.
past field
Here is some of the that desserts that they have...
violet peak
Who is Captain George?
fierce lynx
Here is some of the that desserts that they have...
what is this why does it look like u took a photo of a vr game
it looks so weird
weary skiff
sick sapphire
Why he angry
gilded token
Thragg is simply taking a dump
formal sky
radioactive walmart shrimp 🦐
gilded token
That's his taking a dump face
past field
Who is Captain George?
Its a restaurant.
weary skiff
director mayfair looking at magister red and o5-12 make sweet love in the undersection of site-02
formal sky
alright
gilded token
director mayfair looking at magister red and o5-12 make sweet love in the unders...
Just mad that they're not involved in it
fierce lynx
would you rather be killed by 953 5 times or 106 1 time
sick sapphire
radioactive walmart shrimp 🦐
Walmart sold lobster before
formal sky
i forgot that
gilded token
getting killed by 106 probably feels like death 100x over
formal sky
walmart was so cool back then deadass
weary skiff
would you rather be killed by 953 5 times or 106 1 time
953 is cruel but’d at least make it quick
violet peak
THEY SOLD PET FISH TOO.
formal sky
walmart was so cool back then deadass
now it's just corporate hellscape
fierce lynx
yea but its 5 times tho
violet peak
I used to buy fish for my tank from Walmart.
formal sky
so awesome
violet peak
At one point I got Jellyfish from a pond and put them in their own thing.
They ended up in a pond because of eggs on some clam shells or something that we threw in there.
gilded token
106 would make my death so much worse than what 953 would do
formal sky
fierce lynx
would you rather be possessed by 035 or killed by 106
jagged radish
Dinner with J. Cole
violet peak
Anything with 106 is worse than everything with something else usually.
fierce lynx
hm
sick sapphire
Dying 5 times no thanks
Would i remember each death or no?
If I dont remember it than that wouldn't be so bad
fierce lynx
Anything with 106 is worse than everything with something else usually.
would you rather die to 106 1 time or die to 106 2 times
weary skiff
At one point I got Jellyfish from a pond and put them in their own thing.
dude i’m sorry from a POND?
gilded token
Would you rather be a victim of 4666 or 106
formal sky
i'd rather die to blue lights at the bottom of acroamatic abatement river
fierce lynx
dude i’m sorry from a POND?
past field
I love fried oysters and scallops.
violet peak
I've never tried oysters and I don't think I ever will.
formal sky
Would you rather be a victim of 4666 or 106
ig at least 106 kills u eventually
4666 just is straight fuckery
sick sapphire
i'd rather die to blue lights at the bottom of acroamatic abatement river
How it feels not being able to use the bridge elevator in acroamatic abatement room
fierce lynx
Backyard pond.
how did a jellyfish get into your pond
formal sky
How it feels not being able to use the bridge elevator in acroamatic abatement r...
it's so sad
we almost had it
violet peak
We put them there.
formal sky
AND THEN WE DIDN'T
violet peak
I don't think we meant to.
sick sapphire
it's so sad
It would honestly be a peak way to delay SCPs from chasing you
fierce lynx
can jellyfish even live in freshwater
sick sapphire
Actually
No it wouldnt cause like nearly every SCP could jump it
Or circumvent it
violet peak
can jellyfish even live in freshwater
Some can.
formal sky
even just a control panel model would be sick
sick sapphire
Its the server room situation all over again
formal sky
it does not look like an elevator
violet peak
Mine were small and purple-pink colored.
weary skiff
server room is a straight hall tho
past field
Duck, lobster ,deer pufferfish gator and crawfish are tasty.)
weary skiff
abatement is a 4 way with two ways to go on each side of the bridge
BUT one of those could be like 096 room so
violet peak
Frog legs taste just like chicken.
violet peak
I had fried frog legs once but didn't know they were frog legs and I thought it was chicken.
formal sky
when i'm running from 2 scp's and land into 096 room in aa 💙
past field
alligator is quite yummy
Have you every had squirrel meat?
weary skiff
tbh 096 room is the only room with that issue
formal sky
the worst thing about 096 and 079 room is that ur fucked if u run into them in a chase
at least u can hide in 079 doe
violet peak
I've had squirrel + rabbit gumbo.
fierce lynx
Have you every had squirrel meat?
no
sick sapphire
server room is a straight hall tho
I meant like SCPs can just circumvent the elevator in a chase
weary skiff
every other dead end aside from lcz elevators late game is an actual room
fuck 079
i forgot about his dumbass room
sick sapphire
106 wall runs the glass
gilded token
remove 079
fierce lynx
when i'm running from 2 scp's and land into 096 room in aa 💙
u gotta pull out ur expert juking moves u learned from sltube
formal sky
u gotta pull out ur expert juking moves u learned from sltube
diddy watching me have an aneurysm while standing still in front of 096 room 💔
past field
remove 079
I know you are happy that 079 is getting nerf because of those new grenades.
formal sky
door breaches will make sl sm more bearable
violet peak
And his starting AP is 0.
Not really a problem though since you can move without using power. You just can't go into a different zone as quick.
formal sky
i love playing as 079 one of my favs but he does need nerfs like that
formal sky
Not really a problem though since you can move without using power. You just can...
i also like how it kinda incentivizes pc to stick with team instead of just scouting and missing out on a fuck ton of xp
fierce lynx
i love playing as 079 one of my favs but he does need nerfs like that
yet another item specific counter 💔
hidden wave
door breaches aren't 079 specific counter
formal sky
most shit pc players i run into are "new" players who have a complete failure to actively engage in helping their teammates or properly scouting out players
hidden wave
they have multiple uses
weary skiff
yeah
fierce lynx
yea but acting like they are an 079 nerf is silly
hidden wave
half of all pc players don't want to be playing pc or don't want to learn pc
so what can you expect
formal sky
no one likes getting a door closed in their face and dying 99% of the time
fun for pc
bad for player
not even really fun for pc just like a big "fuck u chud"
formal sky
half of all pc players don't want to be playing pc or don't want to learn pc
not wrong
they'd rather stick to walking into -02 w/o a flashlight with 079 in game
chuds
i'm not a comp player but bro throw a flashlight onnat shit
use dat o5-12
shut up anyone who ss banned
weary skiff
this is the kinda layout people were “getting lost in” btw
remote zenith
Ew
violet peak
It's a straight line.
hidden wave
god i loved this layout
good times
just walk forward
find enemy
shoot
repeat
remote zenith
Doesn't sound very fun
sick sapphire
yet another item specific counter 💔
NW realizing that 079's entire premise might be bad game design so they need specific counters for the thing humans use against SCPs
Its okay though 079 can just spam close a bulkhead in junk main room
violet peak
sick sapphire
they'd rather stick to walking into -02 w/o a flashlight with 079 in game
Sometimes it sucks having one preset dedicated to having a flashlight when 079 isnt even in the game
fierce lynx
079's existence makes every part of the game worse
red quartz
this is the kinda layout people were “getting lost in” btw
This is mostly unrelated but I had a dude tell me old heavy looked better because there was "consistency"
Bro you mean every room was the same
I don't follow
fierce lynx
This is mostly unrelated but I had a dude tell me old heavy looked better becaus...
"variety is bad actually"
doing anything but giving actual criticism of new heavy
(the doors)
gilded token
Y'know outside of 079 flashlights literally have like one other use and that's ghostlights
paper lake
And overcharge
violet peak
gilded token
There has to be like, a few rooms that are noticibly darker than other to support the idea of flashlights being viable
fierce lynx
And overcharge
which exists because of 079
it all goes back to 079
I doubt they would have added ghostlight to the game if there was no 079
hidden wave
ancient clips
formal sky
sometimes i'm glad a lot of old sl players left bc they were prolly the ones who just yapped on sz and held checkpoints with op lmgs
paper lake
They should add more features to the ghostlight and make it more interesting
violet peak
I have hours of old SL footage.
formal sky
years of tenure don't mean shit if ur a chud
hidden wave
the only old sl clips i have are the ones that i sent previously in discord
never saved any
violet peak
Nothing fusion era, just pre-parabellum and onward.
formal sky
ghostlight should interfere with all electronics
red quartz
I had no ability to clip
hidden wave
red quartz
Dude I would have so many clips
hidden wave
the oldest clip i have access to is 2020
fierce lynx
I always delete clips after like a year
violet peak
sick sapphire
Recent clip of me (clipped by Jousan) in 2025 iirc
Immediately showing up to grab him after the shit talk, he got out twice in the same round
red quartz
Old run animation
prime fossil
it'd be a real shame if all that talk ended with a death lol
red quartz
Man those arms weren't moving at all
native zealot
Hello
violet peak
My teammate turned into a pig.
coarse falcon
Ik this is a Ben 10 meme but this is exactly what happened with 953
Shes described as having glowing yellow eyes
In the article
Why tf they green now in sl
(i know the reason btw im jokin)
red quartz
Wait were they yellow in the article
I'm a fraud
They wouldn't have worked yellow anyways! Her tails were already green it would been WEIRD
violet peak
Old ice jar with camping SCPs was crazy.
coarse falcon
They wouldn't have worked yellow anyways! Her tails were already green it would ...
Yeah true
red quartz
Omg when items used to not carry between elevatora
coarse falcon
I just thought it was funny
red quartz
Nostalgia blast
coarse falcon
Wait were they yellow in the article
coarse falcon
953 just watched too much ben 10
She saw the aliens going from having yellow eyes to green and thought
"these fucks are onto something"
And decided to imitate
red quartz
I have the green version of this
violet peak
Some of the old SL plugins were wack. Like the C4 plugin. (Ignore my psychotic laugh.)
red quartz
Some of the old SL plugins were wack. Like the C4 plugin. (Ignore my psychotic l...
Bro you sound like the joker
formal sky
My teammate turned into a pig.
jagged radish
Some of the old SL plugins were wack. Like the C4 plugin. (Ignore my psychotic l...
How are we ignoring that
red quartz
I can't just ignore that
formal sky
femur breaker
coarse falcon
Some of the old SL plugins were wack. Like the C4 plugin. (Ignore my psychotic l...
Mf sounds like flowey from undertale
red quartz
Old 106 game design was soo crazy
Instant kill method
Teleport spot that just asks people to cam you
formal sky
we just want a femur breaker model in the cube 💔
solid flint
The button that kills Will smith
formal sky
too bad there's like a billion other things to add that are way more important
coarse falcon
Mf sounds like flowey from undertale
red quartz
Instant death to grenade but almost immune to anything else
red quartz
Modern 106 is just an echo of how it used to be to kill him without femur breaker access
If scps camped light hard enough there would be no cards to do it
violet peak
solid flint
Weird and fucked up 012 room that kills 173
violet peak
173's biggest enemy was stairs.
solid flint
and that box
violet peak
His worst room was servers.
red quartz
Single checkpoint heavy into servers was a death sentance
violet peak
Old events were fun and the ragdolls were funnier.
solid flint
Single checkpoint heavy into servers was a death sentance
Tesla checkpoint
red quartz
Old events were fun and the ragdolls were funnier.
The blood we have now doesn't dry overtime does it
That was a cool detail
formal sky
it does actually
median vault
012 my beloved
paper lake
Old events were fun and the ragdolls were funnier.
!icarus
chrome carbonBOT
formal sky
we just need blood pools and more ragdolls constraints and colliders to prevent some of the overly goofy ragdolls
solid flint
Nah, we need funnier ragdolls
paper lake
049 needs to keep its ragdoll
formal sky
there's a gravitational force that causes 049 to propel upwards and spontaneously execute a perfect backflip
paper lake
If I don’t get to ragdoll, then Im simply not dying as 049
red quartz
Killing 049 with a shotgun n he genuinely does a backflip
paper lake
Yeah i love shotgun’ing 049
paper lake
But shotgun has the best ragdoll
neon snow
Yes
paper lake
Besides explosion
paper lake
Or 018
violet peak
The evil Tesla + Checkpoint.
neon snow
The evil Tesla + Checkpoint.
Pls return 14.0 beta
median vault
this brings me back
i watched the mechasolaris video on the different layouts and stuff
neon snow
we need 939 to ragdoll
No fun allowed
violet peak
The only salvageable form of Tesla + Checkpoint was when 2 of 079's Generators spawned in the Checkpoint.
neon snow
median vault
and tried to memorize them based on placements out elevators
wasnt very successful
the tesla by the single checkpoint was incredible
sometimes i wonder why people stuck out with this game
red quartz
Thinking about how 079 had 5 gens and he became more powerful the more you activated
neon snow
True
median vault
but he was killed once all 5 were activated
without needing to press the emergency kill button
neon snow
096
median vault
079 was only the worst scp when the game first released and the game "designer" (hubert) thought itd be genuis to have a 10 second timer for switching to the room next to you
formal sky
gotta love it when u spawn as 079 with one tesla in the whole map but the next 079 gets 3 teslas 
awesome!
median vault
i actually did play SL once shortly after it first dropped for one round
red quartz
Then he became one of the most broken scps in the games history
median vault
youll never guess what scp i got
red quartz
Now he's just regular ol broken
median vault
and then i quit for a year
violet peak
neon snow
Best map gen
sick sapphire
Thinking about how 079 had 5 gens and he became more powerful the more you activ...
Me as 079 with 2 to 3 gens on iirc
With tier 5 it became impossible to go past a door
neon snow
Best map gen
U just crying and see how scps with guards go to you from checkpoints and you try to hide in d boy's cells
sick sapphire
1 checkpoint was the issue
I doubt 079 could consistently swap between both checkpoints to do this
Even with 4 gens on and tier 5 access
fresh forge
They gotta add back the cool feature for 079 where tesla's have zero cool down and you can get enough AP regen to permanently trigger the tesla :)
red quartz
We should bring back 096 and 079 spawning in the same round
And they would fight over doors
paper lake
Like 3114 vs 049 vs 106 fighting over bodies
violet peak
raven hemlock
Like 3114 vs 049 vs 106 fighting over bodies
hey how do you edit like cooldowns for scp's abilities?
paper lake
No idea. If you’re interested in making a plugin for it, you can get the plugin developer role from Channels & Roles then check out #plugins-dev-chat
red quartz
Smoked him
paper lake
Smoked him
Vaporised ‘em
violet peak
Two kills, one blast.
violet peak
polar locust
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806720630270459904/1102329213748527237/...
I think 096 would be the funniest SCP to add ragdolls to.
I can accept him having an animation, but I think it should work by making him ragdoll, then once the ragdoll has settled, then he moves into the fetal position
Just watch 096 die mid-charge and it looks like he tripped then began crying to himself out of shame
shadow crag
!pears
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When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog
What is PEARS?
Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game
shadow crag
if this one is dropping after megapatch 3 does that mean chaos infiltrator in 2027
lone crane
containment officer sweeps
hidden wave
if this one is dropping after megapatch 3 does that mean chaos infiltrator in 20...
Chaos infiltrator like all the pears stuff is not a confirmed addition
It’s just testing
shadow crag
Chaos infiltrator like all the pears stuff is not a confirmed addition
this is why you’re on the bottom of the tierlist
shadow crag
a lot of the pears stuff sounds great already
25 stun period of scps at the start is the worst change in the patch
Along with 079 starting with 0 ap
sick sapphire
25 stun period of scps at the start is the worst change in the patch
I dont think the person spawning as containment officer wants to immediately die
shadow crag
I dont think the person spawning as containment officer wants to immediately die
Someone’s gotta play out the job of the guard
shadow crag
Does containment officer even get a gun how am I supposed to kill d class at the start of the game
sick sapphire
Pretty sure its a com 18
paper lake
25 stun period of scps at the start is the worst change in the patch
Yeah that honestly might be true
But without reworking the SCP rooms, adding spawn animations or changing it so players selected for SCPs are taken to a second loading screen to choose what SCP they want or something along those lines, there's no way to stop SCPs from getting to LCZ too fast
Within the scope of the test, its fine in my opinion, but for a full release, I hope they find a better way to do it then just keep the player stuck there for half a minute
paper lake
Does containment officer even get a gun how am I supposed to kill d class at the...
COM-18
foggy summit
Cooked a boat load of pesto
formal sky
Yeah that honestly might be true
But without reworking the SCP rooms, adding spa...
i'm almost certain that it's setting the stage for intro animations
which regardless has been a big desire for a lot of players
myself included
173 and 049 intro anims might be a tad boring doe...
short kernel
This is what you get
formal sky
173 anim of just him sliding back and forth from opposite corners of his cc
(he's got a bad case of zoomies)
formal sky
as much as all cb assets gotta go, i'm always gonna miss og 173 room in lcz bc it's very personally important to me lmaoo
my heart broke when they took the old 173 label out of pt
i just can't take these rose tinted nostalgia glasses off with that room..
fuck the stairs doe horrible
sick sapphire
as much as all cb assets gotta go, i'm always gonna miss og 173 room in lcz bc i...
Its a mix of 173's containment chamber from CB and SCP-895's stairway
Pretty neat but looking back the room layout made no sense
You mean to tell me 173 was transported from the lower floor up a staircase when it was being recontained?
formal sky
895 was always one of my fav scps in cb just bc of how freaky going down there to see the coffin was
and those damned nvg's...
formal sky
You mean to tell me 173 was transported from the lower floor up a staircase when...
realistically if they were to ever do something like that again, they need to add an elevator
it would the room a bit more bearable ld wise
sick sapphire
Me making the mistake of putting on NV goggles when viewing SCP-895
formal sky
although the stairs in pt ld wise are fucking ass rn lol
formal sky
Me making the mistake of putting on NV goggles when viewing SCP-895
I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE COFFIN BETTER 
sick sapphire
realistically if they were to ever do something like that again, they need to ad...
Sub-levels to LCZ
sick sapphire
I JUST WANTED TO SEE THE COFFIN BETTER <:ClassDSadge:802915110019399701>
I like that there is a set of NV goggles inside of 895's cc already
Also 106 just spawns there everytime you visit the coffin
sick sapphire
895 was always one of my fav scps in cb just bc of how freaky going down there t...
I love it on the wiki site cause it has a live camera feed you can watch
formal sky
that video is freaky too
sick sapphire
Truth
native zealot
After reading the patch notes for the pears I’m very pleased with the direction of gameplay they are going for but goddamn this is going to piss the “separate this game from containment breach” people off.
formal sky
how do u think so?
paper lake
I mean the EZ lockdown thing isn’t that similar to CB
HCZ is still unlocked and there’s no SCP you have to contain to unlock EZ
formal sky
i'm curious about how long the ez lockdown switches take to activate if it hasn't been clarified yet
formal sky
7:30 total until ez lockdown is lifted
it can be decreased with other switches activating doe
unfortunately it is not clarified how long the ez lockdown switches take to activate whenever u enable them in 🍐
BUT 🍐 IN BASICALLY HALF A DAY WOOHOO
i wish i was unemployed
paper lake
The stream, yeah
formal sky
ok cool
ok so that's awesome
makes sense i'm sure no one wants a bitch ass scp constantly flipping them off if they take a bit to activate
079 gens are already a hassle at times
i do love though how it seems that nw is making more of an effort in the early-game to make map progression feel much more fulfilling and earned
bc anyone can get a zone manager and surface pass and absolutely book it to sz within 4 mins
lyric marten
I think maximum was like 7 minutes or so
7 minutes
7 minutes is all i can spare to lock you down
formal sky
specter and fusion gun are gonna be sm aura
fusion gun got a wonkadonk name it's like called the I S Stellerator or some shit
makes sense
full sandal
I will say it again, I’m gonna be scared of the lockdown even ending
Because scps will be alerted
mint stream
When even is the pears test going live
full sandal
In 13 hours
formal sky
HALF A DAY