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Tier 3??????
If im not wrong ofc
ok
Yes, give Northwood your money
yes its a private beta for tier 3+ patreon
(we have it for free)
No
rich mf
^
$10 ain't that expensive ๐ญ
Just get your NW salary
If someone gives me pears key then Ill be greatfull for that
oh wait

It is when you live in the 3rd worl
Let me give you my PEARS key rn
the price was the headshot that ryan gave you yesterday
Is there any way I can giveaway (or gift) patreon subscriptions?
I didn't see any way
Sure
Ignorant americans its breakin my heart
bro that was wild tho
I was actually gonna buy one for funnis ngl
you got owned
Pretty sure most of the chat rn lives in Poland
nope
I think its just me and alex mate
just me and nazar
idk.
ye
Or maybe not patreon subscriptions, just tiers that grant access to PIERS tests
i dont think so
I think you'd just use patreon for that
Yeah unfortunately ๐
you can tell who is polish by their femboy energy
I living in italy.
Dude
!patreon

you can use a beta branch key however if your account isnt linked in our panel you wont be able to auth
so even if you leak the key they wont be able to use it
give them money and they pay for it 
i improved the looks of vanilla minecraft
What about just like giving away access to the pears testing or whatever?
@mortal crypt
But wheres the fun in that?
wont work
ah ok
bro what
Bait

Or what about discord nitro
Even better come on now
Not even true
3-5 business days to respond 
i'm bad at maths sometime.
true
tho, have you ever met an Italian femboy?
I'm literally at work rn
Hi guys, I recently noticed that the anti-cola has been heavily modified. Now, until the effect subsides, AHP is not spent, while absorbing damage. Now the damage from a AK with an elongated barrel to the body is about 7-9 health points, provided that the enemy is wearing heavy armor, which I consider extremely unfair. Is this a bug, an idea, or what is it?
I have
I've hugged one
Mb then i hope you can forgive me this mistake maidauro
Everyone
I just did.
Please censor the w slur next time thanks
Ready?
no! NO!
!patreon
GO GO GO
which tier is it
enough
To bad i dont have a patreon account :(
go make one
ahhh.
^
image fail.
free $10
did you buy tier 3?
ya
WORK WORK WORK
why would I spend it on non pears tier ๐
๐
you woke liberals might see it as a slur
but where I'm from job is something to be proud of

@languid radish @timid niche did one of ya redeem it?
I dont have an acc broski
alex
Idk how bro
whats up
wdym you dont know how
pears
you... create account?
im busy wont play today

Idk how i pressed join for free and it sent me to write an email or some shit
Didnt work
:/
really?
or im stupid
Correct link?
Literally just append that after the link in !patreon
:(
it's still valid 
How tf do i make an acc vro
look it up
doxxing
Who play Pears, do you like it?
And thx for explanation
If i had rep rn i would rep you
You want it all in the game? And how good new 914 is for you?
The flowers from a Pear tree are often thought to help a persons spirit transfer to the afterlife
Im genuinely confused wdym append
914 is a bit weird but honestly its p cool
f i s h
Idk i never used patreon before congrats mate @timid niche
Spend it well i guess :(
Thx
914 is cool but now it's even more of a waste of time imo
I know what ill be playign tomorrow
???
Gonna have to ask you to delete that
this was the whole link
do not redeem
wdym lol
so boring...
Thanks anyway
Thanks
what are ur specs dude
2060 and r7 5700x
i have a 3070 ti and 12700H laptop and it barely runs minecraft with shaders
just optimize better
Sodium?
You can check the reason in ticket transcript.
How many mods you got running brotato
It does not say that. It says a reason why you got blacklisted.
50
Yeah
Try playing with path tracing
huh, really interesting
Happy playing broski let me know how it is
Check the transcript.

Btw i have birthday in 5 days
Ah. Then hapi cake day
What a coincidence
In dms of @broken pelican
Thx
I will remember
Path tracing*
on steams main page or in #game-announcements
And? That is basic shaders that every pc can run
How old are you broski
try also running eclispe on ultra with grass shader and voxy 1024 chunks render
and get stable 50 fps
My family has like 5 comps that never in their lives could run shaders above 3fps
Everyone knows that wide availability to shaders is only just recent and also a privilege
If your computer have gtx 1030 ofc it can t run shaders, but in 2026 most of people have gpus over 1650, but who hai very bad pc can install optimisation mods and get shaders for potato if he want
"most of people"
?
complete dumbass
What is he on about
Most people in the world don't have access to basic amenities that we take for granted
yea
Most people have no computer at all boss man
Most people who even have a computer use it for business
And don't have shit specced out
There is optimisation mods, and shaders for very bad pc
And even if they might use it for games it normally is an extension of what they use for work/studies
You and your buds are just lucky to have fortunate lives that either grant you or your parents the money to afford such things
is there a channel to ask questions in or is here fine
So, a lot of people with bad pc can run it
addiontanly minecraft java engine is shit so that tanks fps too
If you need help with something, check out the Support channels above this one
Otherwise, here is fine
ahh okok
Up until 14 my old computer ran Minecraft at 60fps, no shaders, no particles, no details.
i was just curious if
Not all of us live the same lives lmao
And it is just ignorance to think everyone has access to it if they play Minecraft
using soundboards with tts is fine in northwood servers
tts as in like "yes" "no" "173" etc
prolly with optimisation mods too
@languid radish Have you made an account yet lol
In prox chat yes, in Spec/SCP chat, no not really.
Yeah i did but too late now
Thanks anyway
I can give you a $2 one if you want
Back then all we had was Optifine ๐ญ
Whats the benefits?
not that it'll give you the test but
so basically same rules as voice changers
Good question!
ok thank youu
oh, it's just discord stuff
!patreon
But then I became an adult n bought my own shit
But i could only so that cos I had the safety net of my parents
It's a privilege not to have to pay bills so I can have a decent comp yaknow
Of you could send me in dms pls?
We are not talking about that old computer, I was wrong when I Say in 2026
?
Can you do that?
Like the link that miller sent or whatever?
@gilded timber sorry for this, I wrote it wrong, can you unpin this?
Distant horizons peak
Voxy*
You about to start begging bro
Voxy better now
why are you lying?
I agree
Voxy is better than Distant Horizon
Fr
Loads faster + looks better
Never tried it
I usually just play large modpacks or vanilla
Rarely wanna fuck with them like I used to
That was my Cats doing, she loves my laptop and was licking herself clean on my keyboard 
The pin wasn't intentional
I just wanted to say that not that small amount of people can play with shaders that you think, especially when we have optimisation mods and fast shaders
no it doesn't thats the other thing
Maybe make it so I dont have to add you?
@gilded timber
๐
I opened my dms hold on
This is NOT fast shaders vro ๐
it does
nope
yes
you are not reading it right
Thanks
not that
nvm i see
Me hitting you
๐ญ
Yeah but the way you said it was tryna poke fun at bro for showing off a minecraft world
which is never a vibe
Abuse
This shaders mb medium or something, I said it all bc people started talking about nasa pc, but you have 2060, that means that this shaders is optimased
Horse anime girl abusing horse anime girl
Its not
Its heavy shaders
Its eclipse unstable with ultra + grass shader render preset
Plus running on 1440p resolution

@timid niche are you able to play pears now? :b
Get her some sleep and some cofee stat
biased
Yea so?
!pears
When is the next PEARS test and what will it cover?
The next PEARS Session (PEARS 5) focuses on an early game overhaul and will be accessible to Patreon Supporters at Tier 3 or higher from <t:1777057200:F> / <t:1777057200:R>
Click here for the Changelog
What is PEARS?
Patreon Early Access Rebalancing Sessions are experimental testing sessions offered to Patreon Supporters which allows the development team to experiment with concepts in a prototype state without affecting the development cycle of an upcoming update.
Feedback gathered from these sessions will help determine whether these ideas are worth pursuing, but does not guarantee they will be implemented into the live game
@austere solstice ^
Ahh
You scratch my back i scratch yours thats the way it work
Appreciate it
I think soo
bro I only spent 2 dollars
chill out
2 dollars a month
I tried to say that it is not something very unique to play shaders that he shown, sorry for all that
I make almost 42x that a week (during uni semesters)
Try
Work be paying you good
Thank u for economically supporting this humble soul
I don t know how heavy it is for you, but there is shaders that even 5060 can t run very smoothly in 60 fps, sorry for all that to you too
NW keeping my salary looking okay
PEARS early game so good then BOOM, 25 minute late game slog
Np but its my hardware thats also optimised
The whole rig is optimised
Not only Minecraft
Why is discord lagging
Seems like something Alex doesnt have on his side unfortunately
You wanna join my international drug business bro?
maybe 2027 he might get his NW salary

If you got 10 dolla dolla to slide my way for pears then yeah
Oh, ok, how many fps you have right now? On video it s like 45 - 60 or something
When I get home Iโll buy it for you
50-60 with voxy rendering 1024 chunks
Maybe 3 hours or so
Ong?
damn crazy
And youre sure this isnt an elaborate safe punjabi no virus scam?
free $8 upgrade
Iโm not smart enough to run a virus scam on someone lol
That is good for your gpu, how many vram your minecraft eat?
Only 3-4gb
Noemi got replaced by a skinwalker
Just asking if you r alright
It's not like I havent ran giveaways ~$100 bucks total worth of discord stuff just on this discord already
Noemi is rich
College money flowing in good
Salary cannot be that good
Just well subsidised by the Northwood salary
$1 bi-weekly
good enouggh I can go abroad
Slcord mods get paid?
I get 0 bucks monthly btw chat
You tried bsl shaders on ultra? How it is going?
Can anyone lend me money?
What for
Bsl is less heavier than eclipse unsyable
In gratitude and the occasional Profile Decoration / Steam Game
I just asking how many fps do you have with bsl
Thats
Interesting indeed
Bro... Can you convince zenlet to reward us... 
!lucid
Idk just turned off my pc gonna go sleep
One day you'll get your Pizza
One day...
Can my next discord nitro giveaway pls allow NW staff :3
I mean bye
Willing to dox yourself for a pizza? 
Anything for pizza bro
I can just send you a payment link and all info are hidden
Where's the fun in that
What if its from dominoes tho
Should be banned just for saying that shit
Too much chatting
Go to bed man
Resttttt noemi
120 pizzas
Just say goodnight and then you canโt come back
Damnn ur 11 hours ahead of me
mega big win 7.. d+w...
My timezone's in the bio :)
Although not surprising cuz not many ppl pay attention to it xD
Bed
Where's my salary
You too ancient
awesome
:(
Deep of night tomorrow ancinet?
Time for bed for the two of us
ancinet
Very likely
Roro
Mhmm seeya
The dlc is $15 btw
Holy shit its noxplis
That's not so bad
Yes its me, the one and only
Night night
When scp sl art
When i feel like making it tbh
I dont like balancers but everdark balancers is a movie
!lucid
This shit has been getting out of hand how do people keep falling for the most obv phishing scam
We see it, what, 20 times a day in art-showcase and meme-zone
"free money" can often be tempting, i suppose
People usually bulk buy accounts compromised in other ways and use it to spread it
but those accounts gotta get compromised somehow
That makes more sense
The actual Mr Beast Scam doesn't steal account info, it just wants money lol
when you get compromised you become the spreader
though theres been those stories of "game containing stealer" going around
so maybe they buy those
or some random nodejs library that contains a stealer because the dev got compromised

Iโve only been grabbed by a scam once and it was the QR code scam in like 2022 where you had to use authentication to get into a server, I thought it was an actual smart method to prevent bots
it says on your screen that scanning a QR will log you...
Recession indicator 
i wish they'd give me free money ๐
Did not say that shit back then
Does it steal your payment info or is there like an 'entry fee' you have to pay before they give you your 'free crypto'
My steam account got hacked 2 times gang ๐
i believe its the entry fee
it does say it on discord
Holy shit I am so sorry
though i thought the free mr best crypto was also something to steal accounts
If my steam account got hacked I would actually blow my shit smoove off
Thanks god steam support deployed the judge and gold element to terminate the hacker
though could also be money i guess
Thatโs like 17 years of history
It will just have you pay increasing amounts of money for "Account verification" when you try and withdraw lol
I donโt remember if it said that back then
i wouldnt be surprised if they ask for like 100 bucks
as verification fee
it does say it on your QR scan in discord mobile
and you clicked a button that says log in
or do 25 multiple times
If you pay the first part (I think it's like $50) they just continually up it lol
it does now, but when it was first introduced there were less mentions of that iirc
Iโm just gonna take your word for it, because Iโm very attentive of that stuff and I donโt remember it at all
It only got me because it was new
well its a common knowledge that you scanning stuff = trouble but i suppose
Common knowledge lol, I was 15 man
we all make mistakes
Worst fucking mistake I ever made because I was the owner of a 4k member server and it was hell to recover it back
Probably the worst person that couldโve happened to
God gave me mercy that day
Unfortunately by sharing this story you've been identified as a security risk, so we're going to have to ban you
Sorry
Adios
Just the way the cookie crumbles
what
should have added 'There will be no further communication'
๐ญ
50โฌ steam card epidemic
I hope more people keep falling for the MrBreast scam so we can tarnish his image some more
I hate that fucking devil
whats going on witht he news page? april fools thing?
Wdym?
its messed up
Could you send a screenshot in #media-posts ?
i never seen an actual
steam gift card
physically
How
that shit is rare
and i live in a tech valley where we unironically have everything back from the 70s
but an actual steam gift card
I cannot relate
not that i need the steam gift cards
Physical steam gift cards are my childhood
I see steam gift cards like all the time
just never seen em
Same with the club penguin membership cards
Its the most common thing
Atp
Every electronics store
its really not that bad, the man STILL has done SO MUCH more good then bad
Iโve seen steam gift cards at basically every gas station
You wont be able to play either way since you are globally banned.
Ah yes i love my favorite store ลผabka thats every 100 meters
Idk where you live but that place sounds like it sucks
No steam gift cards at 7/11
Like what is that
Silicon Valley and not really
Could you share your steam id?
not that u need a steam gift card anyway
I guess but heโs altered YouTube for the worse permanently
Onky once when i was new to internet
Come on twin
im kidding
sure
How could you type something like this..
wait i have those alr
And chats back to being awful again
U can't scam me
heres mine
7125662678932234
Steam gift cards are good gifts ngl
Banger pfp
so is digitally?
ITS RANDOM TYPED
Bypassing global bans is a violation of the SCP:SL eula, i would suggest not doing that
This is going to records
Going to noxplis document
Wait
67676767
Get help
im leavbing
BRO DELETE
WHAT THA HELL
must;ve been the winds
Fuck you man
Ig but when you have it physically its umm idk how to describe it
WHAT
WTF
y u lying now
ig thats true
what did just bless my eyes
Iโm never coming back to this chat
44
I wont leave ofc
but why do i open this chat every time something like this is hapenning ๐ญ
well if you do and i find a match it gets you banned
if you dont, itl probably also get you banned once someone finds the account or it gets autobanned 
SCP-2000 โ Deus Ex Machina (+2815) by HammerMaiden. (Image: Remember_Us.jpg by HammerMaiden, licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0)
blaming the EU
thats the only problem
SCP-7723 โ Revolving in a Glass, Intact and Trapped (+62) by Lt Flops. (Image: Low tide sunrise by Lt Flops, licensed under CC-BY-SA 3.0)
@next cloak just another cheap version of @gentle barn
you are not getting unbanned
Yikes
way better built
but true
real
it quite literally is, as your main acc is banned and you cannot play
im a cheap copy
i think thats a problem
qHow's taht
Only problem is that i dont have 5โฌ
I love when ppl get mad at Ced and then they go appeal in security email 
You're a femboy

noted
meow
ced, lmk whenever
your ban is correct, if you didnt want to get banned, you should not have cheated
PUBLIC execution
kill for eula violation, pls
HOORAY
no but like
they get mad at Ced and then they go to security email for last appeal but they dont know that Ced is the final boss there
mods twist this bums balls 6.28 radians counterclockwise please
lmao
Done
people are actually dumb ๐ญ
Cedmod is so ass cheeks
if you got actual feedback i'd love to hear it
Should fix today
Ass cheeks u say
Ass chekks????
NO DONT
Worse than roblos moderation
roblox*
Definition of "triple T lobotomizing"
Ok im gonna say r word and get canceled
Nah, its not that bad
Nobody gives a shit
feedback: nonexistent
dont vape cause its not tung tung sacool
๐ฅ
Some ppl get canceled for saying nword like 37 years ago (they were only 12)
I never drank or smoked
Ok im not gonna vape

i never smoked nor vape
but only drinking everydays
People are too offended now a days
I loves Soju
he is implying you to say it
Last time i said nword and was homophobic was in 2023 before i realized im being useless and wasting time
idc
Who tf says idc like that
damn
why its copied as a gif
Woah man
That wasnt THAT long ago
Shut the hell up copper
Check logs in 2023 i was stabbed and muted for 6 months cuz i was homophobic to a trans nw member
I think i apologized afterwards
Who tf you think you talm to like that, green role
Oh damn
Why tho D:
DONT ASK ME
Ask the person i was in 2023
hello the person from 2023
why did u do that
Bro, you should see me in unfiltered amongus chat
They were dumb
I said this like multiple times๐ญ
thats true
I mean im old fashioned myself but goddamn bro
Among us mentioned in the big 26
Its nice to tell kids to stay in school without censorship
among ourselves
What the fuck is that thing
Holy tung
They should mute you again just for ts
tung tung sahur
Only speak when spoken to, peasant
Last time i had a drama was when i exposed someone spreading misinfo abt me that i apparently tried to do something grown adult shouldnt do and their friends+gf attacked me and they send like multiple screenshots in comment section [which wasnt rlly proof] abt me
No one believed at the end
brr brr patapim
Wanna be stabbed again?
Look who it is
Thats a lot of words. Too bad I aint reading allat
bombodilo crocodilo
last time i had a trauma i just ended up blasting 2 mags of 9mm
Is that a quote?
2nd amendment ort smth like that
The virus ๐
9x19mm aint shi to this
ofc u play tarkov
wait til u see me solo at lab with a 30mm nade launcher build
Watch this demo outro i made
or 40mm wtv it is
I NEED LAB CARR BRO
I completed second chapter of storymode but not even tour
Im literally at THE TICKET
Ok but whos Ron
The text is too long should make shorter plus change music to dexter edit music\
actually nuts
the card swipe #escapefromtarkov #tarkov #eft
u can buy lab card too no?
NW should add actual m60\
Wym ron๐ญ
Like massive huge guns
I cant, lvl 25 or 30
ah make sense
u can ask someone to duo w u for a key card
or ask them to drop it for u
The text
i havent on since they did the ending updates w new maps
and reset ur account data all over again
tarkov is cool ngl
i like the realism graphics of it
Arena gotta be worst extraction i played
Arena breakout?
i like it
its like tarkov but a bit friendly to people more
I'm 6 feet from the edge
I love how tarkov puts u on map and lets u guess wheres exit
thats true
high learning curves too
and u gotta learn the times of extract too
cause not every extract is open
nor allows backpack
but u can by pass it i think
if they havent patched it
drop ur bag, wait til like 0 sec or 1
and grab it
I usually wait till last 15 mins on big maps before proceeding with missions to cool down
Hmm
With ppl
Tell me something
Im scared
i just yolo and run
tbh
Never doing ts cuz i get one tapped
cause like its the most well timied shit ever
even if i wait 15 min
maybe another dude happens to also waited 15 min and saw me walk out
so i just stay on moves all the time tbh
I dont get reference
istg tarkov is a rage baiting game
the moment u think u waited out
and u instantly get 1 tapped
Happened to me once i waited till last 10 mins on ground zero to be fucked in ass by some 8k hour demon
I DONT
and the gun they using sniped u from half across the map away also
i love sniping in tarkov tho
p fun
i need more BF games tbh
Jaegers missions are like
"Go kill 29 Tagillas in Factory with TOZ, broken legs and hand, while on all negative effects" and call it Survival
no foods
no water
and u also super thirsty and hungry

p much all negative effect yeah
Dis how I feel rn
Boy do i got the bf game for you
Play smallest violin
Tarkov

i did play the shitty one from ps3 also
Battlefield: 1942
it was p fun
thats fire i like it
Where is modern warfare 2
Whats your specs
pc?
what about reach
Ik but it's peak
Yuh
9800x3d,64gb of ddr5, b850, MSI Super 4070 gaming x slim
do you have my favorite battlefield game reach in there
and Thermalight AIO
Jesus whod you steal that thing from, nasa?
work and yes
what about battlefield global offensive, or battlefield hitman, or battlefield secret lab
i stole them from NASA
Then do i got the perfect game 4 u
Dude I have a 5080 with a i5 10th gen and 16gb of ram at the moment I change my motherboard and ram cuz they imperfect
i already know what to swap
i have squads
Squad 2015?
Nice
i also got arma reforger cause a friend asked me to buy it to play w him
i only play squad as a chinese tbh
ZBD04A my beloved
Nothing like playing squad in a dark room at full volume and getting ptsd
hell let loose is also cool
Bro russian army and usmc are goated
eh
You gotta play those more
i like chinese more cause digital camos
Rgf and usmc also got digital camos?
and ZTZT99A
What do you think of their new primary rifle
irl or squad?
Squad duh
i like it, its p cool ig?
Hm
China numba 1
Spread da communism across all asia
well
technically theyre on papers and clainms to be a Democractic
but govs wise
there more of a dictatorship wise working system but i think Xi term is ending this year so
They should add japan
Who even puts 4x scopes on assault rifles
so im looking forward to that
Me
i put 4x scopes on everything
A lot of armed forces?
Crazy
4x scopes are goated not too zoomed in
4x is good
#general-chat message smh @meager slate
good base zoom in and zoom out
But also zoomed in enough for 600 meters about
I get shots on 400m with halo ๐
Yeah ill probably go take a nap too
i just ate like 4h ago
No regrets
Trvke
Didnt know you were dumb..
I dont even know who that character is
I pray
I wouldnt use a character i dont know
Me neither
Ok wait that was a banger pfp
;)
Nice ranni pfp btw
Its not ranni!!
Looks like we both said it
yes
Why not
:3
which is why I sent you that
Because this is literally me..
True you could never be her
true

This literally never happened
Bro it happend like 2-3 hours ago
Can i send 1 gif that will cause 8371 war crimes and 927391 genocides and 9262920271 wars
No
:(
again it is auro
Auro
OH MY GOD
Boys prettier than girls in my opinion
@orchid kraken @upper raven

Where was bro
dying
When your son is a DBD PLAYER
no
Jamie was such a goat honestly
Shame he left NW
you doomed yourself alex
that's a vent
Out here prettymaxxing
Jinx
is jinx dead
No???
I mean that was a while ago
He's still there!
Just as a freelance artist this time 
everything is blended together
Isn't that NW staff
Youre old
he is NW staff
okay then what happened in 2021
and in 2022
I became patreon
I joined dmod
distant things
nope
nah


