general-chat

[small sun]

im on it rn lmao

[icy flume]

So I am rendered to play Valorant in order to have a CS experience

[small sun]

it's highkey fire

[icy flume]

THAT CRAP SUCKS

[small sun]

blox strike

[icy flume]

I be having my ping over 250+ ping

I prefer a playable experience with low ping

[amber lintel]

CS2 actually has really good optimization. It's demanding, which is different from being poorly optimized

[timid niche]

Oh

[slender inlet]

it's because general chat is reserved for people who are popular and if you don't respond to them you aren't cool like the others

[timid niche]

Sohn 🙏

[storm forge]

Hello chuds

[sharp olive]

Play ULTRAKILL instead

[finite wagon]

People calling TF2 as Titanfall 2 pmo

TF|2

[ebon flare]

i love tf2, especially the mech guys!

[short jetty]

is anyone else failing to authenticate in scp sl? i tried everything it said to do on the wiki and it still didn't work, and i wanted to go to the technical support channel and make a ticket but it just goes "this interaction failed" so im very frustrated on what to do

[sleek estuary]

known issue, we are looking into it

[short jetty]

thank you, is there an eta or anything if you dont mind me asking? just dont wanna twiddle my thumbs waiting for no reason is all

[mossy flume]

how do i get help.

the support button is not working

[tiny tinsel]

Hotlines

[mossy flume]

?

[finite wagon]

I'm trying to find a character that is a fallen hero

[sleek estuary]

issue should be fixed now

[sleek estuary]

what do you need help with

[mossy flume]

theres a issue with scp:sl

like when lauching the game

the backend server is rejecting me?

[sleek estuary]

try again

[mossy flume]

i have

iv reinstalled the game

used hotspot

[sleek estuary]

are you crashing?

[mossy flume]

no

nothing is connecting

[short jetty]

ay thanks can verify it works now

[sleek estuary]

there was an issue right now, try it again

[mossy flume]

Auth ticket signed!
→ Authentication error (authenticate - response)

[short jetty]

try restarting they just fixed it

[crude condor]

Dear friends, how can I file a complaint against a player for repeatedly bypassing the ban on the server?

[gilded timber]

#safety-and-compliance-info

[crude condor]

Thx!

[mossy flume]

lets go

[final dagger]

What's the update that came out today?

[sleek estuary]

backend stuff, no new content

[outer sand]

scp 055 added

but I forgor where is it

[delicate sigil]

How to get a rank server host?

[split heron]

btw what was the small like 300-500 megabyte update about

[delicate sigil]

Idk

[split heron]

i keep getting it and idk what it adds what is it?

and each time i get a heart attack thinking the big update is here

[delicate sigil]

I didn't check SCP SL

[delicate sigil]

Surface Update : P

[split heron]

just straight up 15.0

MEGAPATCH 3

[delicate sigil]

Yes

No straight to megapatch 60

All SCP SL all sites to change

Everythink

Even bread (like iteam)

Hungry bar

[gilded timber]

Run !hostrole in your server's console

[timid niche]

Ngl this show is overrated

Its not a bad show

But its not as great as some say

[icy flume]

It's alright, I find it fun

[timid niche]

I enjoy it but some people just glaze it to much

[icy flume]

Amazing that it's getting a movie however

Since it's Indie

[icy flume]

Yeah I get it lool

When I played DOOM for the first time it was exactly like that

Outlast actually, not Doom

[timid niche]

In my country biggest cinemas got so many dms abt this movie they said that when they get more info they will try to get it

xD

[timid niche]

I heard that outlast trials is actually the best one

[icy flume]

Lmao interesting

[icy flume]

Yeah it's fun

I liked it for a while but idk, lost its charm.

[timid niche]

I sont enjoy horror games that much

I prefer movies

[icy flume]

Yeah same

[timid niche]

Only played re2

And dbd if you count it

I dont

Its not scary

Its more funny

Than scary

Anyway gn to anybody whos reading it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103133849547976894/1294372089557553222/attachment.gif

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[gilded holly]

just call it t2 atp

[gilded holly]

ultkil

ssshitstorm

[finite wagon]

Glad i never joined the murder drones community in the first place

[wary drift]

Monkeh

[slender inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-stinky-stink-gif-1409725581411311263

[serene snow]

Shrimp

[sage crown]

any reason why as 939 i can see people if they arent moving in my private server. it also has a red indicator on the person and I'm very confused.

[icy flume]

are you close to them

939 is capable of seeing people if theyre close enough to it

even if theyre not making noise

[sage crown]

no it was from quite far

like multiple rooms down

[icy flume]

it probably has smth to deal with you spawning dummies then

assuming you were using dummies

[sage crown]

no it was a friend

clean install server

so no idea

[icy flume]

dunno then, try contacting #technical-support

[past dune]

Hi chat

/ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ

[sleek estuary]

were they the last player?

thats a game feature

nvm i see ur ticket

[sage crown]

it might've been that actually considering it was just me and my friend testing

[pseudo ivy]

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dokkan-battle-dragon-ball-dokkan-dbz-dokkan-battle-gif-26263258

[livid salmon]

yo how do I pay for the ability to join full servers

never mind

[inner walrus]

damn he left

[plush grove]

Has anyone else been suffering frame late drop or just me

💔

[mental dew]

Hey does anyone know the scp designation for scp sl? I know it has one but I can’t remember

[astral aurora]

SCP-7298 ⁠— SCPSL.exe

by PeanutTheComrade
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +43

[mental dew]

Thx

[meager slate]

Buh

[ionic dragon]

tf is this bullshit

018 goes through closed elevator doors now?

[meager slate]

Ever heard of quantum tunneling?

[ionic dragon]

what is supposed to happen:
elevator closed = 018 no go

what happened:
elevator closed = 018 go bye bye

[meager slate]

Yeah, its quantum tunneling

[dark ether]

018 calculated its path before the elevators doors closed which is why it did that. Also 018 hated you and wanted you dead so it ignored the doors just for you

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-ssj4-vegeta-red-ssj4-vegeta-ssj4-vegeta-vegeta-ssj4-gif-11100472330595213766

[meager slate]

HIS FURSONA

[inner walrus]

I hate you. why do you have to say this

[meager slate]

I never watched dragon ball

I say what I see

[patent bear]

Apparently Disney fired almost all of the art team over at Marvel Studios

next few movies looking great already bro

gonna go from Triple A visual effects to Triple T 'cause that shit's gonna be looking like an instagram reel pretty soon

[meager slate]

Triple

T?

[smoky smelt]

poopy

[winter thicket]

Guys im sad

[winter thicket]

Its a long show its good tho

[meager cosmos]

Why

Why are you sad Pablo Escobar from drug?

[inner walrus]

It's peak.

[winter thicket]

it is tho

[upper panther]

Convinced my coworker that I ate sand for four weeks and survived

[inner walrus]

Why

[upper panther]

idk I was bored

[torpid path]

lol

[winter thicket]

idk

[upper panther]

I told him I put sand in my morning coffee. I don’t drink coffee either

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crime-war-crimes-criminal-criminals-uhgg-gif-9294414266865576889

[meager cosmos]

Most innocent CI member

Wait

Wtf is creation of fake pandemic

???

How do you fake that without making a real pandemic

[warm moss]

By sensationalising flu season

[proven flicker]

do we have any sort of time frame for the update?

[patent bear]

no but i'm guessing it's probably releasing in october or november

[polar spade]

!release

[snow umbra]

[polar spade]

Heard it here first

15.0 cancelled

[patent bear]

no, no

run it back

!release

[polar spade]

No dice

[patent bear]

i hate this goddamn bot

!release

[snow umbra]

[polar spade]

What's said is final

[patent bear]

see

[polar spade]

Damn

Anyway, 15.0 is sometime this year. Don't know when

[proven flicker]

oh i was thinking december or january

[polar spade]

Its sometime in 2026. That's the only official date

[patent bear]

Nah i'm pretty sure the big hold up is 953's art and animations

i'm betting on a summer beta

[polar spade]

For a second I thought you meant December since that's when Summer is for me

[patent bear]

what do you mean by that

[polar spade]

December is summer
So I thought you said December beta

Bit late at that point

[patent bear]

temperature wise or do you hate summer so you want december

[proven flicker]

surface zone doesnt look close to being done

[patent bear]

or is it a real classification

[polar spade]

In Australia, December is literally summer

[patent bear]

uhhhhhh

[polar spade]

Santa Claus shows up in a tank top and flip flops

[patent bear]

i forgot you were australian

[proven flicker]

i mean theres some areas that just arent there

[patent bear]

Always thought you were from rainland or some shit living in birmingham

[polar spade]

There's a lot more of Surface they show to Patreons

[patent bear]

yeah but there is far more going on I'm sure

and also the post is 2 months old already

[proven flicker]

true

im not a patreon so i wouldnt know

[polar spade]

Surface looks pretty awesome to me from what I've seen

[polar spade]

!patreon We can change that

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[proven flicker]

yeah it looks great my only worry is its too dark

[polar spade]

There are brightness settings but I guess we'll just have to wait and see how it feels to play in

[patent bear]

I like how dark it is

It's not stupid 079 surface blackout dark

very moody kind of dark

[proven flicker]

yeah but the bright white lights and the dark corners might actually make me sick lol

[patent bear]

I'm pretty sure they only showed us what's basically already finished

[proven flicker]

actually nvm looking at the surface zone again its not that dark

[patent bear]

northwood has a phobia against showing fully in-dev art assets and all that

at least to the public

[proven flicker]

theres multiple screenshots that just lead to the void or have a gray box

but yea i think some buildings are finished

[patent bear]

these are untextured

and this goes to the void

but i consider that second one pretty well done because I imagine these are gonna be either pitch black in the actual game or have an illusion of depth behind them

[proven flicker]

the yellow is interesting color

i really hope the concept art with the elevators and pillars makes it into the game

[somber raptor]

what game is this btw?

[proven flicker]

counterstrike

[patent bear]

gmod

[patent bear]

yeah that's gate a

[somber raptor]

dayum this is actually SL?!

[patent bear]

yeah, you didn't see the post?

[somber raptor]

no

[warm moss]

Im confused

[polar spade]

Hello confused, Im Goodman

[dense igloo]

thenabouts

[dense igloo]

Hello Goodman, I'm Viking

[uneven goblet]

this is escape i think

[patent bear]

yeah

actually

pretty sure the tunnel is

based on the layout map provided in the past

this looks like it aligns with escape & respawn on the map

[patent bear]

speaking of, very interested to see what the CASSIE room looks like

concept art for it has existed for like, 8 years now

[winter sedge]

Just a tight closet with a rusty 80s computer

[patent bear]

prolly the largest single art asset on surface if i had to guess

[winter sedge]

64 kilobytes of ram

[patent bear]

this is genuinely ancient

[ionic dragon]

muted for a week in a discord server for daring to mention triple t

actual voldemort of the isle discord

[winter sedge]

The T who must not be named

[ionic dragon]

like actually

[winter sedge]

Send a link to the isle server thing I wanna try it

Dms

[ionic dragon]

its that one dinosaur game on steam

[winter sedge]

Got it

[upper raven]

Hai

[patent dragon]

We need more of new 049 room too

[knotty igloo]

плюх

i mean, pluh*

[somber raptor]

meh what the hell ¯_(ツ)_/¯

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[knotty igloo]

no, tf

!langita

🤬

[somber raptor]

[knotty igloo]

ok

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 51 minutes, 18 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

Too early

[knotty igloo]

wdym to early

[tough tapir]

Too early for rep

[knotty igloo]

ermmm

[tough tapir]

But then again I've also been awake since 3am so

I guess not too early after all

[knotty igloo]

i tought i will get purpl role or smth

like on every server

[upper raven]

Nah...

[knotty igloo]

draw me scp 127 and 173 talking about their pathetic lives

and 173 shit theirself

[winter sedge]

Meanwhile the mighty 079 with less than that

Yet being a GOAT

[hasty summit]

a murderer 😭

CASSIE Is a professional rage baiter for 079

bro has all the power, the voice, and the system resources, and still isn't evil :>

[tough tapir]

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

More china

[tough tapir]

China here

China there

There's a China everywhere

[rancid dome]

When will ya catch a THA tho

[tough tapir]

If I'm lucky, in shanghai

Otherwise unlikely lol

[polar spade]

CASSIE is dumber than a bag of bricks so that’s probably why

[rancid dome]

Track the departure maybe

I think Ive only seen flights from Munich too tho

But I might just miss other German departures

[somber raptor]

Holy moly the Chaos Insurgency must fucking scramble to steal all of CASSIE's RAM that's like a gazillion dollars worth

[next cloak]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 48 minutes, 2 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[somber raptor]

@mortal crypt @gaunt talon first match in the new 1v1 arcade mode

[strong dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-oerms-gif-perms-gif-12167956025791646335

[next cloak]

What about it

I just wanna give Auro rep

[strong dune]

!-rep @meager slate

Wait

@next cloak

?

[next cloak]

What about jt

It

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sgt-dornan-fallout-fallout-2-enclave-x-01-power-armor-gif-4650156849365803423

[somber raptor]

highlight of the match:

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

I was driving :(

[tough tapir]

Hello driving

[rancid dome]

Mf that's not how it works

[polar spade]

That's not their name anymore

[rancid dome]

Still never got drive faster than 100 outside driving school lol

Makes me realize I shouldnt be allowed to drive and that Toyota Yaris have very good power and that our car is old

[somber raptor]

guess the next frame

[upper raven]

Explosive

[polar spade]

DISCONNECTED FROM GAME (CONNECTION TIMEOUT)

[rancid dome]

Kicked by R6Shield - Software detected [Virtual Machine]

[tough tapir]

Windows encountered an error : Windows detected

[delicate sigil]

i am doing it i link the server and i now i am typing /host and the numbers and it says i am not autorizted

[upper raven]

Windows encountered an error : Windows detected

Sudo del C:\Windows\System32

[somber raptor]

CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED

[upper raven]

GLOBAL BAN (THIRD_PART_SERVICES)

[knotty igloo]

sudo delete x_uram

ok

insert

[next cloak]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[timid niche]

Hm

[honest junco]

Wrong Chanel

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir back to retry this shi again

[tawny vapor]

good luck

[tough tapir]

A new Amerinoemita

[leaden jasper]

What mission?

[merry flame]

Found the Secret Lab HK bus.

somehow...

[tawny vapor]

A New America

[leaden jasper]

I haven't tried any of the newer missions.

Are they good?

[rancid dome]

A New America. On the top left

[amber lintel]

Goofy-ass mission.

[rancid dome]

The new missions are hell-ish. Especially on hard difficulty

I'm going at an average rate of 1 confirmed suspect per 2 minutes lol

even then I'm still dying on the second floor (counting spawn floor)

[amber lintel]

Played it 5 guys. I was the only death (and I showed them something and died) but one of the lads got excited and shot because he heard there was gonna be terrorism

[amber lintel]

1 billion SWAT team deaths upstairs

[rancid dome]

They tested their Hard difficulty AIs, died 1000000 times testing, and said "Yup, that looks balanced" and then tell us to try and complete the hardest mission with cracked AIs all over the entire building solo

I just wish cameras RNG are better man, 3/7 cams are on the first, 99% of the time safe floor

[upper raven]

Noemi whyr ur in war thunder server

[rancid dome]

can I not?

[upper raven]

U were yesterday yesterday telling me bmpt is bad and delete war thudner 😔✌️

[rancid dome]

So with that logic, I should not be here?

[upper raven]

sudo

[rancid dome]

If you dont see how the BMPT is a problem, you're also part of the problem in the playerbase

[upper raven]

.

[rancid dome]

@amber lintel @tawny vapor I'm done for this stint lol.

Best run was only up to 3rd floor with 6 secured suspects

One thing I've noticed is that the 2nd and 3rd floor share around 8-12 suspects. And with 21-25 suspects, the top floor is hell lmao

[rancid dome]

Would you like to see a clip btw?

[rancid dome]

Give you what 😭

[leaden jasper]

Sure

[leaden jasper]

I hope he means he wants the game.

[rancid dome]

he has a copy of the game

[rancid dome]

Whatever you do, just play anything but hard mode man 🙏

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633659999461048340/1488512265857531914/2026-03-31_13-30-37_-_Trim.mp4?ex=69e2cd53&is=69e17bd3&hm=3b1e9427ea2cdc668958d11987f2a90a2728b45720b7af158f99003180728457&

It aint worth your sanity

[leaden jasper]

Bro just had that f1 reaction time🙏

[polar spade]

Why is TOC talking like that

That's how I expect the terrorists to speak

[rancid dome]

I die on the 8th frame that he becomes visible. Given that this is a 60 fps clip. That was only 0.133 seconds

Faster than most F1 drivers reaction gng

[polar spade]

And the absolute silence of the virtual model

[rancid dome]

Hijacked comms

[polar spade]

Oh, that's cool

[rancid dome]

You can just tell I was so done when I leaned back on my chair

[leaden jasper]

See i know the problem

You didn't go into the mission with as many flashbangs as possible

[polar spade]

Isn't there an AI overhaul mod for this?

[rancid dome]

Unofficial score

Needs to be basegame for achievement

[rancid dome]

Then you wont have enough ammo

[leaden jasper]

Even with the launcher?

[polar spade]

Take the ammo and flashbangs

Who cares about weight

[rancid dome]

the MGL or tactical launcher

[leaden jasper]

See he's got the idea

[leaden jasper]

Uhh, which ever has more

[polar spade]

In SWAT 4, I used to make my AI teammates carry so much damn equipment

[rancid dome]

With MGL, at most with heavy armor, you get 17 rounds. There are ~23 suspects on average, and they all will not surrender with one bang.

[rancid dome]

You have to do it on solo. If that helps.

[leaden jasper]

Make them see the sun and mag dump

[rancid dome]

As in multiplayer mode and go solo. Meaning no AI

[leaden jasper]

Who cares about if you win or not, its all for fun

[polar spade]

Yeah I guessed that. Just saying I used to abuse my teammates in that game

[rancid dome]

MGL takes your primary slot :)
Also very heavily armored

[polar spade]

They would have the heaviest armour so I would just push them out first and let them take all the hits for me

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-big-brother-screaming-yuji-yuji-itadori-gif-15280946963519255387

[serene coyote]

RoN ai bots is stupid

[polar spade]

And then they also acted as walking supply drops

[rancid dome]

See, he gets it.

[leaden jasper]

What? When you needed some ammo you put a bullet in their head?

[rancid dome]

You stand 0 chance against these guys unless you actually have an edge on them with almost everything

[polar spade]

No, SWAT 4 let you order them to give you equipment

[serene coyote]

«i kill everyone without talking and now i need a help with my mental health»

[polar spade]

You actually can't loot them if they're incapacitated

[tawny vapor]

It seems that MLO snipers cannot take a break

[leaden jasper]

Same, civilians ain't safe

[rancid dome]

Maybe I should wait for the next AI revamp 🙏

[leaden jasper]

And play secret laboratory

[rancid dome]

HELL NAWH

[polar spade]

I feel like its really unnecessary to block achievements if you have mods on
Its a PvE game

[polar spade]

Bots are even worse in that game

[leaden jasper]

Tf you mean 'HELL NAWH'

[rancid dome]

I got a streak to maintain here

and my sanity

[leaden jasper]

There bots is secret laboratory?

[polar spade]

I mean like dumb players

[rancid dome]

The players are the bots 💀

[rancid dome]

^

[leaden jasper]

Ohhh

[polar spade]

Man I thought I made a good joke there

[leaden jasper]

Nah you did, im just missing a few braincells

[rancid dome]

I think it's just that you can cheese it by making mod that literally strips their guns or some shit that absolutely handicaps them

[tawny vapor]

Ready or Not
censor patch 2.5

-# I wouldn't count on it

[rancid dome]

same lol

[leaden jasper]

Alright hear me out, containment breach?

[rancid dome]

Btw zl0z

You wanna do S on the elysian hotel? Hard mode

been meaning to do it after that failed attempt I had with my friends months ago

[tawny vapor]

Sure. Today?

[rancid dome]

At what time will you be free?

pls do also give timezone lol.

[winter sedge]

I'll be free 12pm pt

Don't worries

I'll arrive

[polar spade]

Its your game. If you really want to cheese achievements, its going to be possible and done

[polar spade]

If it was like a global leaderboard compared to other players, then that makes sense

But achievements are just for you

[rancid dome]

time to just activate my best pal

SAM

[tawny vapor]

in an hour, actually

[rancid dome]

Sounds good! I'll also be having dinner in about 2 hours

[polar spade]

Strong Arm Machine?

[rancid dome]

absolutely

[tawny vapor]

Alright, I'll add you on Steam

[rancid dome]

Imma try to run it solo first for a couple of tries

[rancid dome]

🔥 🔥

I miss playing it

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-good-morning-good-morning-gif-27700243

[meager slate]

Mean as hell

!rep @swift lake

[snow umbra]

You have just given @swift lake a reputation point!

[astral ibex]

!rep @amber ether

[snow umbra]

You have just given @amber ether a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

@tawny vapor ready when you are

[timid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-bowtie-cute-hi-gif-500744924715907421

Hello guys

What are you doing

[upper raven]

Me going home

[timid niche]

Nice

[upper raven]

What abaut you

[tawny vapor]

Ready.

[timid niche]

Im in school rn

Wating for my deutsch lesson

[upper raven]

Gluten morgen

[rancid dome]

Where do ya wanna vc?

[tawny vapor]

what about #cafeteria 4?

[timid niche]

Quick edit from #1 to #4

[amber ether]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

[open yarrow]

i forget that my perms are on the lore server and not here

[rancid dome]

Them randoms be joining cafe 1

[tawny vapor]

Yeah, that's why I edit that message

[past dune]

What is bro generating

[unreal ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-flightreacts-yikes-shocked-gif-6414215169603726054

[upper raven]

Scp sl surface

[past dune]

Not true

We had played on the surface and surprisingly it's not laggy

[rancid dome]

Confirmed: The next SCP:SL update will allow you to do things

I'm leaking

[latent jackal]

Im telling Hubert

[past dune]

Bro

Stop snitching

Both of us played on it

Smh

[rancid dome]

15.0 will NOT add Jack Black

[past dune]

WOAH

It's supposed to be a secret

Ffs

Noemi

[mellow drum]

I'm a strawberry

[midnight swift]

leak me this

triangles?

you know the shape

maybe

a primitive triangle

[rancid dome]

Sorry, I am not allowed to confirm nor deny that information

[midnight swift]

hmm

how fast you typed is 2 things

1. you know they exist

2. you don't know how to spell

[past dune]

Noemi doesn't even play the game

XDDDDDD

[midnight swift]

too slow

[midnight swift]

who tf wants to play SL

[rancid dome]

I will leak your location 👀

[past dune]

Poland

[rancid dome]

You live somewhere in Laniakea Supercluster

[midnight swift]

It's medieval torture

[past dune]

Where's that

[rancid dome]

see, even you dont know

[past dune]

[rancid dome]

that's how deep my sources go 🔥

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-fortnite-thinking-trying-not-to-laugh-smiling-gif-12861870368381362412

[upper raven]

Interesting

[past dune]

Why do you need it that badly..

[midnight swift]

goku

nah i'm joking

its something everyone wanted for ages

and we need to voice it

[past dune]

I mean if you convince David.... He might add them

[midnight swift]

one day i will get banned/muted by a mod for how much i talk about them, i've harassed in years alot of nw staff about it

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[past dune]

😭

[midnight swift]

this is the closest i've been

[past dune]

Triangles will get added in 1.20

Trust

And and LCZ rework

And new surface

And and uh

Idk

SCP:SL 2

And new game

Everything in 2035

And Hubert will grow hair

That's how good the development is

@midnight swift thoughts?

[strange niche]

The Monolith

https://tenor.com/view/2001-apes-monolith-gif-1664011066935987694

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-post-race-winner-podium-qatar-gp-2025-gif-16300542123699606444

FUCK YEA

[mortal jasper]

When there will be the new update?

With 953 and the surface zone

[rancid dome]

some time later this year™

[strange niche]

[mellow drum]

Now

SCP:SL tomorrow

[brisk olive]

if you die i'll put he actually got wings on the gravestone since you ascended to heaven

[past dune]

!release

[snow umbra]

[strange niche]

Fortunately I only have two a day

[mellow drum]

What if he goes to hell

[strange niche]

Morning and Evening

[rancid dome]

Can I have a can

[strange niche]

64mg per day

[past dune]

Can I have a can and Noemi too

A can for Noemi

[rancid dome]

You want me too?

[past dune]

No no no

I meant a can for you

😭

[rancid dome]

I didnt know you swing that way, Alex

[past dune]

How

LMAO

[strange niche]

My body reacts quite strongly to caffeine, so I don't need a lot to get my body to do what it needs to

Well, when I mean body I mean brain

Brain worky good

[ebon flare]

!release

[midnight swift]

dw i already took care so no need to work with designers i've already made the model

[snow umbra]

[midnight swift]

#plugins-dev-chat message

so nice of me

[past dune]

LMAOOOO

[midnight swift]

Programmers HAVE 0 Way now to say anything

[strange niche]

The sequel to SL will be a top down strategy

[past dune]

And Hubert will grow hair

Trust

[strange niche]

Actually thinking about it, a sequel is canonically impossible since SL is at the endpoint of the timeline

There's literally nothing after

Except more SL

[glass bronze]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[ebon flare]

Maybe the sl is the friends we made along the way

[mellow drum]

Which timeline?

[gaunt talon]

No

It's me

I'm the secret laboratory

[strange niche]

The moral of SL is to stop playing it

[ebon flare]

Is that why I hate you?

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[strange niche]

The current

[mellow drum]

[ebon flare]

That’s so deep, I have 29k hours in the game

[strange niche]

SL is a sliding timeline so the game happens now

[ebon flare]

I go to sleep listening to the Halloween music

[tawny vapor]

caffeine overdose

[strange niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221952627303256084/1386349127511707778/attachment.gif

[brisk olive]

why does armenian look like enchantment table

կներեք, իմ հայերենը շատ վատ ա, խոսու՞մ եք ռուսերեն կամ անգլերեն

this is a random sentence i found using most of the alphabet and it's almost as weird looking as thai

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yuorki-egyptian-speed-funny-gif-6210991462615795229

[brisk olive]

georgian looks like arabic for some reason

შორენა კეთილი, ლამაზი და კარგი მასპინძელია

it's like arabic but no smiley faces

actually closer looking to thai ngl

caucasian languages are weird

[rancid dome]

Not even close.

Cambodian is closer

[brisk olive]

thai has all the little circles on their alphabet

this has a ton of half circles

[valid silo]

bro

☠️

[valid silo]

كلامك كلها كللم فاضي العربية و ذا الكلام ما يتشابهون

look at this deadass and tell me they look remotly "similiar"

[rancid dome]

I could also do the same thing with Thai to prove

[brisk olive]

فين كان البيت الماء؟

[valid silo]

lmao

[brisk olive]

see the smiley faces

[valid silo]

that's not an actual sentence

[brisk olive]

actually it is

[valid silo]

LMAO

nope

[brisk olive]

it's moroccan arabic

[valid silo]

that might as well be an entirely diffrent language bud

[brisk olive]

technically it is still a dialect of arabic even if it's not arabic ✨✨✨✨

ддддд

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-hominid-fbi-scream-screaming-the-behemoth-gif-2207362735416784178

[polar spade]

Even I know enough Arabic to know you are completely off base

[valid silo]

SEE

even the aussie gets it

[polar spade]

Im so bad at other languages that even though I studied a foreign language for 13 years since Kindergarten to Year 12 and I barely know a sentence of it
And even I can confidently say you’re wrong

[brisk olive]

little did you all know

this was a ploy by me to make everyone start speaking their native languages

since none of you answer me when I ask

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-hominid-newgrounds-funnis-gif-16122891169205441523

[brisk olive]

you speak kiwi

[valid silo]

I love how in minecraft "English (Aus)" is a joke

lmao

[polar spade]

Not English

[brisk olive]

you're an aboriginal aren't you

[valid silo]

dude

goodman is like

the whitest

most caucasian

dude ever

[gaunt talon]

German

[polar spade]

Do I really act like that?

Good, the misinformation campaign worked well

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-hominid-invasion-fbi-alien-hominid-gif-3912559060015122243

[brisk olive]

the caucasus is in europe and he's in australia

[valid silo]

this is literally

[brisk olive]

no shot

[valid silo]

how you look bro

also this is obligatory to tell you guys you should play alien hominid invasion

[brisk olive]

nah

world war z

[gaunt talon]

Play alien swarm by valve

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-hominid-gif-8187229469327896593

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

She's on my lap 😍

[mortal crypt]

W match i just slammed a emerald player in 1v1

btw i'm peak gold 4

[sacred solar]

Valve?

If Valve made it, it must be good

[icy flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662788036270096415/965399048435679252/image0-5.gif

[polar spade]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[polar spade]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]

[quaint wave]

Hello

[past dune]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-pout-3

[quaint wave]

How are you ?

[past dune]

I'm doing good!

[meager slate]

So fluffy

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

I don't give a shit that IntelliJ IDEA was made for Java and Kotlin, I'll still be writing Java code in fucking VS Code

[polar spade]

You tell them mate

[somber raptor]

"VSCode is a text editor not an IDE" well explain this

the best thing about VSCode is modularity: you only install the extensions for what you need, so you don't have to wait like 15 minutes for an IDE to start up because it has to load all the features which you'll mostly never use

[cinder sapphire]

who are you talking to

[past dune]

no1 ever said that sentence

[somber raptor]

many people have said that sentence

[past dune]

no

[sleek estuary]

yes

[untold wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-homero-running-corriendo-boulder-gif-15212875548797185353

[meager cosmos]

I'm watching fucking yaoi anime sitting on hotel stairs

[keen axle]

Tha bone man has returned

[torpid path]

you are watching porn on the hotel stairs

disgusting

[unreal ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191165489400119296/1448660844270587924/togif.gif

[brisk olive]

-ш-

:з

хз

[polar spade]

I think we call this a psychopath

[wise dew]

hello

[polar spade]

There’s an entire show about it and everything

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-idk-i-don't-know-i-dont-know-dexter-morgan-gif-8495770667022285823

[brisk olive]

hello

[unreal ivy]

Its called dark psychology

[wise dew]

who are you

[brisk olive]

I am you

[upper raven]

hai

[brisk olive]

haii :з

-щ-

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/rush-hour-you-and-me-me-and-you-yu-mee-gif-6521388707144075848

[upper raven]

hai

midori

[wise dew]

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[brisk olive]

!unrep

[wise dew]

[brisk olive]

haii

[upper raven]

heeeeeiaaaaa

[brisk olive]

хз

[torpid path]

SHAME ON YOU

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

Member "@rancid dome @rancid dome" not found.

[tough tapir]

fug

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[meager cosmos]

xead xio

[wise dew]

🟰

[brisk olive]

いいえ

nein

[meager cosmos]

"I wish there was an ori that was just okay and not anything too crazy"

mid:

[upper raven]

:3

:3

<3

:3c

:3c

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1493701081807585410/ohio_eat.gif

[torpid path]

STOP WATCHING PORN ON THE STAIRS I SAY

[rancid dome]

Oh man that's quite a few pings

[tough tapir]

just two

smh smh

[rancid dome]

3*

[tough tapir]

two that make the ping sound

[rancid dome]

3*

misrep makes cassie pings too

[tough tapir]

Still means two pings from me

[unreal ivy]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyMXYxc2w2M2p0anhybWVicHp2NXNqd2k5cHFkaW9tZTU0NnBxcWhwdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oNT4JECgz5VKf1G25S/giphy.gif

[torpid path]

ths

[finite wagon]

I've seen many villainous protagonists

Niko Bellic, Postal dude, Courier Six and Boba Fett (he counts in games so)

I'm trying to find a character that can easily beat goku

[meager cosmos]

god

Maybe

I don't know how strong Goku is I just know people say he's strong

[granite jetty]

Me.

[carmine tiger]

I have less fps in scp sl than yesterday , I don't know how

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[carmine tiger]

ah it's a 46 players server , should it still influence it ?

[valid silo]

you should uh

report this to tech support

alot of other people

have also said the same issue as you

[sleek estuary]

yes, player count heavily influences FPS

[carmine tiger]

So ... even on other servers I have lower FPS , is everything ok ?

[sleek estuary]

still depends on the player count and what your specs are

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends

[keen axle]

Whas gucci

[cinder sapphire]

in mn right now @tough tapir

note that is obv a small airport camera

rope tornado

[torpid path]

Damaging tornado and two inch hail.

[carmine tiger]

hmmm , I do have i7-13700h , rtx 4060 (55W) ,

32 gb lpddr5x

1tb ssd

but still , having only 60 fps...

[tough tapir]

the cone of doom

[hazy citrus]

:) good and I hope you are doing good as well

[onyx cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539159572242235394/1494778150872416517/rem_fucking_dies.gif

[sleek estuary]

are you locked at 60 fps?

[carmine tiger]

not exactly , like around 60-70 , not locked

[midnight swift]

dw its sl

The more powerful is your pc the less fps you make works the opposite ig

[keen axle]

Heck yeah, im hanging in there, desk chair broke in the studio and used my comission money to get one with the leg rests 😎 its a bad thing because now I fall asleep in the thing bro 😭

[sleek estuary]

i would suggest opening a ticket #technical-support so our team can look into it more

[carmine tiger]

ok sure

[cinder sapphire]

@brisk olive doesnt exist

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-good-morning-good-morning-gif-27700243

[timid niche]

Atp its good night

[mellow drum]

Kills people

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-bob-eating-carrots-monsters-vs-aliens-carrots-carrots-gif-10979397057536458607

[timid niche]

Microslop feeding us with thier useless apps no one wants

[inner walrus]

true

[timid niche]

God I love microslop

[uneven goblet]

MICROSLOPPPPP

[boreal kernel]

Hehee

I have started freelancing

[cinder sapphire]

your clanker skills?

[boreal kernel]

Anyone need a long form video done or short I can do it for 0 dollar

[boreal kernel]

Dragging it so deep

[cinder sapphire]

;)

[boreal kernel]

So much drag idk how you still fly

[cinder sapphire]

either can I

prob magic

[timid niche]

0 dolars is fair price

[cinder sapphire]

or something

[boreal kernel]

Black magic

[boreal kernel]

Yes I want to prove to people first I can edit

[cinder sapphire]

what is this so called black magic

[boreal kernel]

I'm confident

[cinder sapphire]

blood magic

sure

[boreal kernel]

Dude I think you are ai automation

[cinder sapphire]

some death magic maybe

thank you nick...... I am thankful I can appear to be a ai to you.

[cinder sapphire]

and for me to think you are a clanker

still

all is right in the world

[cinder sapphire]

there is the classic clanker response by nick

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-18338667365126853250

[cinder sapphire]

YES

keep it up

[timid niche]

Hm

Hows everyones day

[cinder sapphire]

good hbu

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-will-smith-nope-i-am-legend-gif-3916287

[cinder sapphire]

do more nick

you got this

[boreal kernel]

Day was medium rare

[timid niche]

It was ok ig but it was long

[cinder sapphire]

that is good

[boreal kernel]

For me it was small

I mean short

[cinder sapphire]

small

[boreal kernel]

Shit I fucked up

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[cinder sapphire]

did your coding fail you

[timid niche]

Like i needed to wake up at 6.30 to go to school and came back at 17

[plush wadi]

I want it to be over already 🔥

[timid niche]

It just started

For me

Like 6 minutes ago

[cinder sapphire]

that is basically a regular thing for me

not school but ya

[plush wadi]

The new day?

[boreal kernel]

Rate this out of five pedestrians with a beer belly attempting a backflip while holding a beer

Rate this out of five pregnant males with a beer belly and a beer on the side of the road

Fat king

[cinder sapphire]

is this your idol nick

[boreal kernel]

Yes

[cinder sapphire]

who is he

I am not doing that nick

[boreal kernel]

Henry the VIII

[forest field]

I just got here is there any amount of context that would make this make sense

[plush wadi]

Nope

[cinder sapphire]

nick is hal 9000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARJ8cAGm6JE

all the context you need

[boreal kernel]

Stop explosive me

[forest field]

Oh right I forgot about his iconic lines

[cinder sapphire]

what

did your code break again

[boreal kernel]

It must hurt for your finger to act like this all the time you see my name

[cinder sapphire]

.... not really

[languid radish]

the most unrealistic part of beauty and the beast isnt the beast himself of the enchantress or the people turning into objects or the curse or the magic rose or whatever, the most unrealistic part is that it takes place in france and during the entire course of the movie not a single frog is eaten and not a single person says hon hon hon

™

[cinder sapphire]

^

yes

[plush wadi]

100% ai generated

[boreal kernel]

Hon hon hon

Baguette

[languid radish]

100% not and 100% true

🇫🇷

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/that-dude-nobody-invited-lmaoo-who-invited-bro-who-invited-gif-11875828629841920543

[cinder sapphire]

a ai is arguring with a ai user

you seen it all

[plush wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[languid radish]

Who tf is this dude

[boreal kernel]

[cinder sapphire]

who is he nick

[boreal kernel]

You entered chat like it owed you money

[cinder sapphire]

.....

[boreal kernel]

Wtf is this random guy talking about france

[cinder sapphire]

everyone does that all the time lets be real

nick

[languid radish]

I just entered slcord the first time today to spit a fact before going to bed sybau lvl 20

[valid silo]

Who is this level 20

Who does bro think he is

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[cinder sapphire]

that is nick

the clanker

I call him

[upper raven]

Who's this kid

[boreal kernel]

Chris Hemsworth

[cinder sapphire]

nick in question

[boreal kernel]

The clanker on scpsl loves me

[upper raven]

Scott Wilson

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-fuck-you-middle-finger-middle-finger-gif-15294280

[upper raven]

That guy is dead btw 💔

Crazy disrespect

[boreal kernel]

[cinder sapphire]

nah he is Matthew Wood or Dee Bradley Baker. At least the voice.

;)

[boreal kernel]

I'm a nuclear facility test subject

[boreal kernel]

I'm tars from interstellar or case

[upper raven]

Interesting

[boreal kernel]

One of those

[cinder sapphire]

no you are the voice of these #general-chat message

click it

[boreal kernel]

Naw

[cinder sapphire]

you shall see

not all of them are bad you know

[cinder sapphire]

you could always be this dude nick

[boreal kernel]

Nah id choose tars over any clanker

[cinder sapphire]

I mean .... I dont think tars fit you

what is the d/dx of X^2

[boreal kernel]

Never knew me then

🪵

[cinder sapphire]

answer the question nick

[boreal kernel]

[cinder sapphire]

see not tars

it is 2x

[merry perch]

jailbird should have dmg falloff when hitting several people the same way 939's claws do ngl

[boreal kernel]

Nah

[merry perch]

where one dude takes the full dmg then its divided by the number of other people hit

so you hit 3 people with m1 one dude takes 50 the other 2 take 25

actually also give that to the machete

[boreal kernel]

More casualties more blood more blood = more something

[merry perch]

whens the blood update

[boreal kernel]

Ask the big flam blam

Ask the big bloods

[cinder sapphire]

actually nick

I have the perfect ai for you

glados

there you go

you can be her

"her"

[boreal kernel]

Her"

Nah

I'm not transaction

Not transformer

[cinder sapphire]

nah you are glados

[boreal kernel]

Not transexing

[past dune]

Hi chat

[cinder sapphire]

glados is a ai

[boreal kernel]

Hey alex

[cinder sapphire]

nick

[past dune]

Hewooo

[cinder sapphire]

||and dumb||

[serene coyote]

i'm dumb

[cinder sapphire]

you can be glados

[boreal kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1476618763976704001/1487897669451120651/image0.gif

[serene coyote]

[past dune]

We all know

[boreal kernel]

Hello

[serene coyote]

and everyone loves me for this

[cinder sapphire]

alex be nice

or no more steam points for you

;)