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And cancers stemming from neurons do not exist
There are nervous system cancers, all from replicating cells
That's what cancer is
Same thing, brick factory problem. Not brick problem.
yes they do
Skin cancer is more common and dangerous because skin cells replicate so frequently
Example?
🤔
neuroblastoma
sounds pretty neuron to me
I can't sit here and explain to you why immature nerve cells are not neurons ^^;
Sorry ^^; Can't help you. I'll be here all day.
Mature cells are not the same, nor do not function the same as immature ones.
It's how leukemia is not cancer of the blood
But cancer of the bone marrow
Blood cannot be cancerous
would you rather be blind or have no sensory feeling
Gn, thanks for the game recommendation
I have plenty if you ever need more, thank you!
would you rather always feel slightly uncomfortably hot or slightly uncomfortably cold
What do you mean no sensory feeling
What does that entail
ya
Eyesight 10x more important
I mean I guess idk
Ok maybe that’s just my opinion
you might just keel over and die one day if you can't feel anything
would you rather die peacefully in your sleep or die painfully saving someone
Like when
Tomorrow
?
I lost all of this shit✌️ to a cheater
give me an example
uh you get run over by a semi
Ok I mean
Could be worse
I’m assuming I wouldn’t know I was gonna die though
So probably in my sleep is better
would you rather fight 1 chicken sized zombie or 1 zombie sized chicken
would you rather be digitally trapped in a computer or die
Like in the real world ?
ya
What kind of zombies
Know what no matter what kind of zombies, I think one zombie sized chicken is the safer bet
It’ll just be a big chicken
thin bones
Light
You could take that out
world war z zombies
a human sized chicken is like fighting a dinosaur
would you rather have 1 million dollars or flip a coin for a chance to win 100 million or nothing
It’s got thin legs all you’d need is good hit
And it’s way less effective than a dinosaur
You’d just have to grab its beak or something
And you’re safe
1 mil
1 mil or flip a coin for 1 billion
1 mil
1 mil or flip a coin for 100 billion
1 mil is too much money for me to pick the other option
Since there’s a 50% chance of being left with nothing
When I could’ve had 1 mil
1 mil or flip a coin to become God of the universe
I mean that’s like
Imagine if you asked an ant if it wanted to be a human
Idk what being the god of the universe would be like
What if it sucks
damn ok
If it’s like guaranteed the most awesome thing ever
hmm idk the question kind of rests on that
Nah I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing I missed out on one mil to have a chance at being the god of the universe
you'd take 1 mil over a 50% chance to become god of the universe?
would you rather live 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future
100 years in the past would probably suck
What would that be 1926
Born in the Great Depression and seeing world war 2 and the Cold War and also like
Not having modern technology
Take me to 2126 please
Hopefully it’s not worse
would you rather be able to go back and forth in time or be able to teleport anywhere
Do you mean like rewind time or just go to different places in time
you can go to different times but you stay in the same spot
Ok so I’m in space now
and dead
uh
Cause the earth is moving
teleporting is probably more useful
I mean I guess I could fast forward time and steal some future stuff
And then come back
Alright I have to go to sleep now goodbye
would you rather the apocalypse be a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion
why did i read all this
Where I can find 343
@true sky @opaque zenith if trolling is your power
1 mil
Hello chat, i just released a steam account that was in pakistan to my country so i can play my beloved black ops 3 again on my 1 euro account, and spent 5 euros, what should i buy
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Oh this is no good
The next one is 1:37 am. I need to be sleeping by then.
this is less good
I dont wanna go back to that habit of waking up at 12 pm everyday at home
here
What… who are you talking to
Ghost ping???
Russian voiceline 💔
Russian Empire
Ru
"The twitch... flick"
Do you have a viewmodel command for that? Kinda wanna do some trolling with it.
Config generator
Workshop map
!rep
You can give a rep!
Who wants to participate in daily wheel of rep
Kill me
wat
Its me
I know spider time is late #bot-commands message @idle shard @languid radish
spider above
Thats just fucking digusting
yw
I mean you are part of spider time now
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I think i liked the planes more
🛩️
god damn it 343 https://insider-gaming.com/veteran-halo-developer-accuses-studio-of-numerous-unethical-and-unlawful-acts/ @velvet mason More and more this is true: "When we lose our way with Halo, we lose our way with xbox."
i died by this dumbass extraction camper
why
I saw dat a bit ago
every single time
I swear
again there should be a section in the history books how halo went to being so popular that there was millions of players to this
a niche fps title
Nothing lasts forever, its sad but tru
halo my beloved
Can only hope they get their shit together and make at least another game that is better than 5 and infinite
Hello me name Zurna
Hello everybody my name is welcome
Secret doesn't, but lab might
@cinder sapphire 343 aside why didnt the guy who made cursed halo ce make any other cursed halos :( whoever made 3's did not keep the same charm
I bet he was done with the franchise. I dont know that much about the dude but ya. A lot of veterans dont play halo as it is. Hell I am a outlier. That I still play halo.
hell out of my friend group that played halo since halo ce/ 2 only two of us (me and someone else) still play it
it happened with map makers as well
Seems like its just a nice set of games to come back to once in a while
At least for campaigns
the thing is that a lot of veterans prob still hate halo mcc as well because of the launch
halo mcc launch was awful
again when I say 343 mess up I mean it
every chance they messed up
Seems fine to me now except achievements bugging and some input delay on campaigns from non hosts
Hope they get over it lol
I doubt it. A lot of veterans I feel like are done. And will never come back. A lot of them are also prob died as well.
with benett foddy
a lot of people have been burned by 343 way too many times
Ough
I have a feeling a lot of halo vet went to helldivers 2 tbch haha
not 1 to 1 because it cannot be in this day and age but ya
Kinda sounds like they just got tired of halos gameplay
Id bet more went to destiny
they did at the start but bungie is also not doing that well
also I dont think they are tired of halos gameplay they are tired of 343 messing things up
again you need to have been there for halo mcc launch
same thing happened with no man sky
a lot of people wont come back
And thats dumb
ya but I think that is to be expected
a lot of vet are dads now
or moms
etc....
for what purpose
I thought someone died
opened discord and saw like four pings lmfao
I rly wish there was a setting to set reply mentions to off by default
Sometimes I dont even tick it off out of laziness
I used to always turn them off instinctually but apparently many people want the ping
so i just stopped turning the ping off
League of Legends (LoL) is a fast-paced, 5v5 competitive multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) game where teams aim to destroy the enemy's base, specifically the "Nexus," located at the heart of their defense. Players control powerful characters called "Champions," each with unique abilities, fighting along lanes on a map called Summoner's Rift.
goo goo babies
Havoc it’s been a minute
How’ve u been ?
Hallow it has been, ive been vibing wbu
are you talking about marvel rivals
Hes talking about deadlock actually
I think he might be talking about overwatch 3
Good morning guys I have to ask you a favor But do you know that every time I enter the game from Steam what happens? I basically get a black screen and then it freezes or after that it doesn't come out like the home screen and then the game grows and then it basically closes automatically. It happened to you too, do you know how to solve it?
sorry for my english
I have the perfect solution for you
Step 1:
Uninstall the game
i've already done, but it still crashes
Step 2:
Uninstall the game and keep it uninstalled
Step 3: never install the game again
you're not funny
i hope someone else will help me
Same same been crying in ranked lol recently I lost a 50 game cuz my mouse died at baron
DEADLOCK IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING
Help yourself and find a better game
is someone italian here?
Im doing you a favor trust me
bro shut up pls
🥀 losing a long game will have me ending the day on a loss
I am an aramer only now tho
actually i dont give a fuck, its for my little cousin. i usually spend my time with girl, not playing this game
This is how to enjoy the game
Aint nobody gaf twin 😭 🤌
6yo gotta be
Ok dude here’s a step by step guide for your cousin
Ready?
See this guy gets it
Mr. Antonio with the Roblox pfp, thank you for being sad for me. I appreciate your consideration
Do u still play sl havoc
As an adc player it was my inevitable fate
I respect the grind tho especially since that game in ranked can be so out of ur control
i play now and then for a week or two, sometimes more if im liking it
Those ears not pointy enough for you?
Ah I see 💀adc is pre good this season tho u should give the rift another chance
i got north korea propaganda on my feed before ww3
Tbf I hate playing adc bc it feels like a coin flip every game if u get a good sup or not
Idk if its because of the people I played with but getting 4 man dove before 10 minutes enough times is enough to give me a fear of sr for a looong time
Just play aram mayhem
The game is so diff now. Didn’t hop on for 3 years and heavy is unrecognizable now 😭
And dog is OP istg
Thats all I play bro
Valid
I still remember you doing my interview in Northwood 🥀
Damn ur sup just damn left you pre 10? 😭😭😭😭😭
That’s understandable
They just won't stop with the pics right
You saying this will just encourage
Oh good fucking god a baby crying on the train
🥀 good times, I miss nw, hope its looking up there
Yesss go into another carriage
Nah we both died they were a lulu no worries
Come back bro
Havonk the northwoodian pt 2
Ahhh I probably couldn't get a position i actually wanted since theyre internal (not hr)
S&C?
Is that a renaming of something
Did u quit being skibidi marketing guy?
Verification and Global Mods merged into Safety and Compliance
just the adc experience I suppose lol
Long ago, it kind of went to shit right after I departed so good call from my side
Mayhem more fun anyways
They stole bros channel

"stole"
Is it still like that
Bro literally willingly signed it off to them in exchange for millions of dollars
Oh, I did like verification work (global mod didnt have to do much once they started automating a lot) but I liked marketing the most before I became hr
I'm in both now hah
Theyre fun positions
Yep indeed
It just merged so now you also do global moderation while doing verif
X3j doing a great job I like doing it
Global mods probably dont have a lot of work lol
There aren't Global mods
Mb I just mean the work
Since you do both things there is always something to do
Good shit, didn't know he took over
It makes it far easier now to investigate server cases when a EULA violation occurs etc
Was still voidus back then
Voidus then CommanderShadow and then x3j
Ahh yeahhh shadow
Makes sense
So what is the internal position you would wanna do?
Bodycam viewmodel
Tung
Either marketing or t&s but I am sure marketing has plenty of ppl much more talented than me now, id be scared of holding it back
Verif kept me busy but I liked helping ppl or getting them listed even if it took 5 email exchanges for them to fix their pastebin
Verif is much more simple now since they can verify servers themselves
Just type a command into console and the csg agreement comes up for them to sign
Well we still investigate CSG violations
There's still a fair amount of requests and a never ending pile of cases
You should come back!!
^
As someone who already had access to much more sensitive info as HR I don't see why you shouldn't be considered for S&C despite it being an internal position
But hey, I'm not the manager
It's just fair logic to me
Id be up for it, i just dont wanna bother a manager directly since its not the official way to go about things 😅
Going discord mod to internal pipeline also feels disingenuous to discord staff
I did apply for discord mod a while back when Nathan was around but I legit never got a response from hr
a manager did just talk to you though
Idek who the security managers are anymore tho
Andimal for S&C
Icic
Candimal
goood morrrning
Vault-tec calling
Dmod will open again if you wanna try again
But since you already were part of the studio I think you should just be able to apply for internal positions

When will the 15.0 update be released?
Sometime later this year
We don't have a more detailed timeline to share just yet
Global mods were split off into S&C and the HWID team
Where S&C do everything verification and cheater related things
and the HWID team focus on, well. HWID related things, alt cases, spoofer stuff, etc
as theres a lot more verif/generic cheater work more people can be hired into S&C without needing access to HWID
Interesting
A team for hwid stuff probably takes a load off poor sysadmins
I remember bugging them alot
previously it was part of the GM work, but when the S&C was made it was essentially put into a separate team
i dont remember much HWID stuff for sysadmins given that all of the full GM's had the access back in the day
but maybe thats from before my time 
are there any plans to implement dlss
I remember there being only two sysadmins, winterbeyond and someone else who was really on the ball w it
I wish it would come sooner.
Now it's delayed by 20 years now
I dont think we had hwid tho as gmods even senior
i remember when i was sysadmin GM's had access
but maybe that was with HWID v1 where it was only sysadmin
Zenlet and Takail are the 2 sys admin goats nowadays
XD
Not sure, you werent sysadmin when I was gmod right
dont think so
Im racking my brain for who was the really active one besides winter
Makes sense then
I'm still relatively new to nw
I think it was thomasjosif
Yeah all you gotta do is leak all the new and upcoming plans and updates to me specifically
Hubert told me that
Which one
Josif
are there any plans to increase render distance on surface?
or atleast have the option
Ah
ah, yes thomas
He was the goat
Zabsk
Shame you gotta settle for zenlet now
I don't think I have ever spoken to Thomas
Since he's been dormant for the last 10,000 years or something
He's not around much on public channels these days

🥀
Send me all hwid info here!!!

im heker
🔥
@hearty stirrup :peepoheart:
Btw i know whats its a probarly one of possible ways to dont let cheaters use spoofers
Update hwid needed info in updates

I didnt know takail was a literal goat
I have a long story with takail
I was a slav- uh i mean admin for takail
How much time
Like 4 months
And i was biggest op for him
Hello
Hi!
Bro rlly said hi
!stab @velvet mason
is the bot ok
oh great banlet is here
i feel like it worked but maybe my discord mobile bugged
Sleeping is a game now
Why someone drank scp207? after will let scp939 scratch 20 more times then die
what
A true mystery
lies
alive chat*
very alive
evila yrev
^
they are prob from japan and prob dont have the best english
tbch
translation issue
xixi
xuxu
let's see... how long can I bait the scammer for 
||https://discord.com/vanityurl/dotcom/steakpants/flour/flower/index11.html||
this scp article is very heavily classified
it's a massive memetic hazard
it is called scp-001-j and is a video that self inserts itself into random urls due to trolls
people who see the video this scp directs people to are known to undergo extreme distress
Least obvious rickroll:
I pride myself on being a master from the 2010s
He blocked me 😂
wait I can do you one better
this scp article is so good
nvm hyperlinks don't work anymore
nvm
again
wait i got this
lmao it shows a preview of the video
no it doesn't
it did
wait i'm going to try this on scp discussion
watch this work so well
got one
going to try this again later when they don't expect it
watch the bodies pile up like it's israel in world war z
What open betas?
for scp:sl
This game never has updates let alone betas
Not currently!
We're primarily focused on Megapatch 3 / 15.0
is there a role to be pinged for open betas
Mp3 is decided for 15.0?
Thats a lame name
you’re lame!
Not explicitly for Betas no, but once they open to the public we'll generally ping either "Content Notification", "here" or "everyone"
MP3 cool :)
Military Police 3 is such a lame name for a game update
thx for the info
Can we change the name of 15.0 to „geekbar“
when sbr
awa
I've never seen a memetic hazard quite as dangerous as this one
когда уже 15.0 выйдет? я уже в предвкушении
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.
You fucking piece of shi-
✌︎('ω')✌︎
Democracy
Lowkey thought midori got muted cuz the name colour
Lol
@tough tapir idk what I did but half of my savings is now gone
However
A suisei fig and a shirt from my fav anime series will arrive in approx 2 days from now
Turns out I am very financially responsible :)
!update

never

gonna give u up
poor
btw where do i get a soundboard from
im cooked
the grey colour is growing on me
time to pull out marked keys for money
yo is this dlss 5?
it just went into the magic pocket dimension
and in return some goodies appear
good trade
mabe
24 fps on 4K with these shaders 💔
AND plus an 1024 chunk render
if the grass swayed your pc would explode
its swaying
unless the game culls physics
is your pc god
if you have less than 96 gigabytes of ram and less than 16 threads on your cpu cores I might die
ye why
my brethren
2060 is doing most of work though
cpu is just chillin
check the temps in upper left
on 4K
what kind of ungodly optimisations are you performing
:3
a chef doesnt tell its recipe
I'm about to become plankton
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
However, Chef with no Apprentice to teach those recipes has a doomed legacy
who is the server owner?
Of this Discord? Hubert Moszka
But if you're looking for help with something, he's usually not the first point of call
If its from a specific server like memescp or chaos theory you gotta look in their discord servers
Scpsl discord server cant rlly help with it
u had to said "me"
no false its me
cuz im also red

My headphones and microphone are not working in this game, how can I fix it?
Take a look at #technical-support!
Hello everyone, what about the servers, why did they seem to slow down?
this gay?
Mobile game ad
this is ass
Hello (idk)
Hello (idk)
Whe are dumb btw
Ai slopiffier so shit even Capcom had to release a statement
💀
yall just dont understand... Denty would know what to do 
1v1 geometry dash no build
U missed a lot of stuff bro
953 opinion? (Mi favourite SCP ever)
gooner
3114 does the same exact shit
you cannot goon to bones
Better 939 gyat
Dude
I jokw bro
*joke
What would happen if someone ran this on a gaming laptop
Surely it wouldn't explode
Laptop sucks
haio
it would work
Ok, seriously 953 opinion now
100% you are italian
wat
that name sounds too italian
I'm italian bro
Check my profile
its a random gamertag that my father made 10 years ago
Other bro
Based on 100% accurate italian dolomites ✌️
Ew you're a grey role now
crazy
shut it orange role
And you have a server?
you smell
what?
I am a developer
but i ran servers with my bestie :3
Midori be nicer:(
Ok
damn
i used to ran italian servers but fuck no
why do i already have that saved
Idem
Because there's something wrong with you
synced minds twin
SYNCED MINDS
Now i made an SCP:SL fangame
WE ARE SOULMATES TWINS
yay
hope it fails
we don't need other slop
we already have enough slop
sl is slop

you're a femboy
yes so what :3
thats so cool have you ever tried dressing up 
andd i also have that
Nah, i have a good team, it's a remake based to SCP Containment Vreach Unity remake
Twin !!!!!
Real
SL is qualityslop so we're good
leave containment breach alone
*breach
on god you don't know how bad nw code is
I am mandated to wear a pink choker with a metal heart clamp to work
No I'm well aware
ok maybe you are weird
no
but SL plugins are peak
you're weird
Don't call my twin weird >:(
What does that have to do with NW code that's not base game
i can do this
Cool portfolio done with Three.JS
if you call me weird you call xn weird because we're twins
which nw cannot do 
Washing his brain duh
Waht else
dw i don't care about your ip
basically roblox obby clips
you can send whatever slop you want to my page too
Not this category
Holy ego
im not a great fan of that game
someone pull up the scp sl discord member tier list and put everyone on f tier
my ego is small asf trust me
i just saw a(e)toh
@empty hearth you have the scp member list right
didnt see that
put everyone at f tier
You started imagining a world where I would click on your portfolio and start sending you slop
yea Aftermath Towers Of Hell
they all stink
what
the scp member tier list
im gonna go play etoh now
put everyone on f tier
what
everyone fucking sucks
i mean im proving im correct by saying not even nw can do this shit
lol
My fangame is not a cheap game, but a remake with new zones, new mechanics, character perk (DBD mentioned btw)
Go zeb
please go zeb
Lil nah
Alright then
no sorry I only fuck people I know irl
im far older than you lol
i swear italian servers are populated with kids
so you are 14 / 15 by 90% chance
or maybe one of those who play and are like 10 / 9
(which idk to this day how tf they even have a steam account)
i want to cuddle :<
Now i code SCP-938 (don't mistake with 939)
Yes
See im a magician
dw i wanna find a bf but never will
Ii have all SL achivement
i forgot scpsl even has achievements
Can i cook
52 btw
Reaching levels of larp never seen before
You're not missing out on anything lol you're fine
wdym?
:3
entire life alone ig im missing out 
I don't follow italian youtubers, i follow VR creators (like BamBaeYoh and other)
this is what boredom makes me do
You're probably like 19 man fym entire life
Im 19 Lol
Im 18
brother you're like three years older

your life also just started
Do you think I also don't know that
Why would I tell that to someone if I didn't believe it in myself
ngl tho you know, its so sad, i open up my insta lol and all of my friends have PEOPLE, i talk in this discord because im bored
and i play tarkov and cs
lol
Wait, i see you complete profile, and i see an pride flag
Deadass start limiting the usage on that app
Instagram fomo is gonna kill you
yes im trans lol
Male to female or female to male?
Dw i don't use it alot i need to grind on cs
Male to female
I'm bisexual lol
im mlm ✌️
Bro we need to gamble and open cases
I don't remeber, you can explain?
Gay
I used to be a daily reels scroller for like 3 years and only until 2 months ago I deleted instagram and my life literally changed
It's nuts
Aaah, now i remember
TRUTH NUKE!!!
the only time i open insta is because my friend sends me reels
and then i need to send my section of isreali propaganda
you know
My IG page is weird...
theres so many people in this discord server, if u pinged everyone you'd probably get at least a few dead people
think about it
Can i have ur insta?
and if i don't find it 100% is makup videos, or dressing up
If u don't have anything irl related
i don't post photos or shit
Ik
i don't have anything aside from like NotZer0Two
Doesn't matter lol
Kitrod.... I haven't seen that name in a long time......
Also you're right

Wait... A female is on SCPSL?
That ur insta?
yea
Sl staff is full of them
even mods lol
and i've met alot of them
Aight i will follow u in a moment
crazy
I talk one time with the staff for the my old server verification btw
yum yum
They're ITCHIN for the e-relationship
they aren't having one lol
gay people >>>>
nah bro fuck that respect for everyone
nothing is loading today so i'm just seeing a really pleasant gradient
It's only this server that does that idk why

Cutieeeeeee
What's with all you green roles being chudtopia leaders all of a sudden
I never saw this shit until the last 24 hours
The bro his smarter

give me more lvl then lmao 
Yeah let me just give you levels
I gotchu
I stand by my words 
well pyrite is just yellow iron, and mythril is some cool blue shit that dwarves like
Why you love rats?
I don't know either of these but Mythra sounds like a cooler name so that one
so probably the mythril?
i don't know who they are 
they locked me in a room
pyra is the red one, mythra is blonde one
Nvm I take back my answer
Lol
whos this fella
Bro about to go kill his 17th wife 🔥
smash ultimate tho, does th ework
Fat king
Xenoblade is really fucking hated for some reason
you forgot a zero
I was crazy once
Wdym?
i've never seen hate for xc
only heard it from a friend that is a fan but that's all
Favourite SCP item in SL? (my: 1334)
its geniunly good
we love the crazy games monolith put out
But the hate for it is not even real it's just because anime
Because the haters are chuds
Oh the anime hate
yea i recieved that alot
or "Gooner"
Anime is literally cool now idk why these people are not with the times
i geniunly like pyra because she is geniunly human
explosive grenade 
Or named 018
fuckass image from 2019 of the penguin saying "no anime"
nuh uh
grenade >>> 018
That's how old that image is? Holy shit
His not and SCP...
don't care that it's not an SCP
i mean the xc saga has a good ending too
I know i know, but it's just better
People who hate on anime are still holding onto the Idubbbz humor that died like 7 years ago
like
XC1 - Some tears but alot of fun
XC2 - OMG cool game => Depression
Xc3 - Omg its just fun
XC3 Future redemption, Cries
Send the thing again 🙏
if you really an SCP though i'll say SCP 500
so fucking underated
Yah
^
Don't mind the acc i just made it 🙏
3 games? Crazy
Jarvis explode his family
No the story line is like
XC1
XCX
XCDE
XC2 The old country
XC2
XC3
XC3 Future Redemption
jarvis, time to [REDACTED] this guy
if i don't remember correctly in order cronologically
XC2 The old country you can play it after completing XC2
it gives alot of insight on the lore of Mythra
I sent u
saw it
I love TWD so much that I didn't even have to click the video because I recognized the water and the reflections in the water to know it was S4 ep1
https://zer0twois.strokinit.it/🐀/hbjgp7wm.png
Btw anyone knows why volvo doesn't answer?
like if i get banned on cs how can i get unbanned?

Type shit
at mods




