#general-chat
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oh...
again, it's individuals rather than entire world, especially louder individuals
It's good long term
how do i apply for mod in the northwood canada servers?
8 billion people on this planet btw
We have too many...
I have preferences
good question
you dont
What's also helping with spreading the info of "dating is doomed" is that people really just, don't want to have a family due to inflation of prices
im an indian
thank god
Bro
thanks cuh
Another soul harvested
Never visit X
You can see if the Application is open here #job-listings osm is currently closed though.
north or south indian
Don't look at instagram reels
why? did i leak my whole personal info?
dang
no
i am in instagram reels
now i know what people would call me
Its ig reels level of weirdness
to be fair even indians hate indians
south
it's stereotypes once again
cap
have you been to indonesia
Is 953 racist
uae is on the other side of the continent man
Don't use X as an example for anything man it's the worst site oat
Asking the real questions
I noticed
an iq too high?
Nah, just hates furries counting she specifically targeted those
my two brain cells fight for fourth place what can I say
and none related to those types of groups are allowed near her containment
If you're not a white, blonde hair, blue eyes then you are automatically hated on X
i recommend u to date with tyler
makes sense
who is 953
iim the opposite
i neutralize them
@meager cosmos you smell
It's like a reward
Scales?
from an e kittem to a terrifuing creature
also isn't this flerkjerk's art (the one on the right)
ok?
I thought flerk drew it
That shit is older than flerkjerk
it the one on the right flerkjerk's art
lol
probably bcuz I saw flerk having it as their pfp
I like how if you search up scp-953 you enter the fucking lottery with fan-art because she looks different in every single one
lmao
I know an artist who mainly just draws 953
And bruh the art is good
But it's just eh
I know what kind of man they are.
almost goonbait
She wasn't in Containment Breach and doesn't have an image in the main article
even the socrates explaned it in the wiki
so people are free to draw whatever
search up scp 1471
also a lottery
SCP 939 didn't have a pic in their article either, but due to containment breach it got popularized to make 939s 4 legged creature rather than a humanoid
search up 096
953 had an image
better lottery
I am NOT showing ANYTHING I am seeing right now
fuck you
Show in dms
Old one was a blurry ass pic
Then they switched to a fox
hello, your name is fuck you
mf i said search 1471 not 1471 r34
we don't want to see mal0 shaped cars
I'm not sending NSFW to anyone, let alone a fucking minor dude
vroom
Why is there nsfw showing up
In the first place
I just searched this shit on google

mine is all wholesome
ieugh?
except for a sticker
wait are those breasts
why r yall talking about...
I can't tell
It's not like google is social media and tailors a feed for you, it just shows whatever
God damnit they are
chicken breast
ok
what kind of mind thinks this
Mr breast
good one mate
Lwk it looks bad but the topic is fine dw
It's literally in the image I just couldn't see it bcuz yk, on computer
i just saw a malo picture
and the image is lower res bcuz I didn't click on it just screenshotted from google
if u have a minor, tell them to close their eyes and leave ur room
hu
it's just scary skull that wants frend
I mean it isn't like, nudity, just cleavage
Son
on the phone saying "wanna hook up?"

i've seen worse from women in public dude

it's not that bad lol
ever been to a beach
Truth nuke actually
yeah, it was cold while the temp was a uv light
trust me our mods arent bad
just dont talk racist stuff and anything nsfw and you r fine
minecross 3d version
@gentle barn hi
auro and havoc are fine
or were they the same person
I forgor
XD
we were saying nsfw for the past 1 year
lord of the snitches
Literally the only people I've seen get banned here are people who go to #meme-zone and have posted porn or racist shit so like the mods can't be terrible
lord of the lord of the lord
lord of the lord of the flies
welll you r clearly not that online here...
Hi midori
lord of women
Same person 😭
hi xn tech
:3
And here i thought scp discussion was bad
me after getting cancelled
∩^ω^∩
yea auro only gud mod
lmao
<3
is viper still HR or they retired now
gone
gud
Lwk you'd think there would be more degeneracy but it's not that bad
D:<
down with the old regime
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
☆:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:☆
∩^ω^∩
✌︎('ω')✌︎
What the hell
false....
our mods are awesome
Lova ya guys ❤️
new ahh brainrot
please stop
cannot beat me at my own game
Like, love as romance or
continuing though google images
bro...
:3
... .. .-.. . -. -.-. . / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-. / .- - / --- -. -.-. . / ... -.-. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- .-- .- --. -.-.--
romance option?
the rpg is getting better
DONT COPY ME
no
Does anyone know what to do if you connect to a server and your ping reaches 900 and you get kicked out due to connection issues?
:<
DONT COPY ME
but this doesn't happen on other servers
Check your closet.
DONT COPY ME
Join another
nah i just like my fellow NW members in Dmod team
Take a look at #technical-support!
Like as friends or as...?

Yeah this is just cutesy stuff, if this was the only things you got from searching it up then it'd be EPIC
watched
likely your gov issue and Russian block
but open a ticket
close too creaky, even my dad will neutralize u in seconds btw
It would be annoying
I need scary stuff
I'm sitting behind bars
miguel do you play the piano
LUCIDDDD
pino
and other servers are working
Nah i go to gym
Are you hiding from the spider in heavy rework 2

17.0
!lucid
fuck they found me
!update

and my dad owns ur gym
!999
!rep @brisk olive
You can't give a rep to yourself!
no safe level class :c
i hate you
10 reps
i hope you get thrown into the sun
ill take it gladly
!rep @brisk olive
You have just given @brisk olive a reputation point!
now women
!rep @upper raven
You have just given @upper raven a reputation point!
!rep @mild cipher
You have just given @mild cipher a reputation point!
I need like 40 more reps to be on 2nd page
Ws
Reply to this message who wants to participate in wheel of names for rep
couldn't find the phoenix wright argument about havoc's height so this will do https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797138831212019743/900707173179457536/video0.mp4?ex=69d398ec&is=69d2476c&hm=67bb0d4ca606f7eedc56699ef02d78b2d56ce5131fec3851b8dfa91f471c51b1&
idk what reps even does
waystone?
mi
oof
yes
Helloooo
Omg its dracooo!!! Big fan
Viper was that bad huh
mixpacker?
do you mixpack with plants
nork
It's more personal, I'm sure he was fine here
ues
tho I don't think the best decision to make is to turn a mod into HR
but not my decision to make is it
Nah fuck personal. If they go lower, you go LOWER
Haii haii .3
WHO WANTS TO PARTICIPATE IN WHWEL OF NAMES FOR REP :3
heathrow?
How can I become a Northwood associate?
:3
me : D
#job-listings
Another soul harvested
So you see, first you need to donate 35,000 dollars to hubert
Haiiiii!!!!!!!
good question
you dont
Hewwo hewwo
How can i become a wage slave to NW
bonjur
Oh wait, i can't work I'm 17
Heisann
L
in my country you can work at 15
say hubert is my lover
Like for Northwood or in general
#job-listings you need to me at least 18
me
Can we hug :<
oh that job
u atleast 18?
Im 19
nice
Sure ^^
I'll be 20 in a month :/
have a good day
Trust when you hit 20 it's all over
i'm unc man
im refunding tarkov
Happy early birthday!
BAAAAAAN
!rep @sonic tapir
You have just given @sonic tapir a reputation point!
w
all of you are below drinking age except one
YAAAAAAAY
Most def like 22
I'll turn 18 this year
First thing I'll do is get wasted
With beer
You can drink when you r 18 in poland

i know
:3
You can drink whenever u want in serbia
i meant all of you are minors
true...
except one
u can drink when ur 100 in the scp facility
you can also drink when your 18 in parts of canada
True??
I'm not 
In my country you can marry someone at 17
:3
which means only that one scientist can do that
the only one
I'm not a minor lmao
and still youngling
I'm already married guys
i'm unc at 22.8
everyone in NW is 18+
yeah you just said that
100% real def not ai!!!111!!1!!!
you enjoying the 22 unc status??
this guy just appeared though so i didn't count him in the consensus
You better be in your 30s with how you are talking rn lol
That would make it even more pathetic
i had a midlife crisis at 21
With how he acts
Good thing you also neglected me too in the consensus
So hopefully not
nine tailed fox goin offline
cat
FBIiii
Delete this so the gifs make sense thank you
42 is technically midlife
Can we hug more :<
because most people live to their 80s
Everyone goes through a mid-life crisis in their 20s it's not as uncommon as you think
Fbiiii
42....PZ B42 MENTIONED @true sky @gaunt talon @valid silo
what do you even do in your 40s up
yo delete the trampoline and the cat so the gifs make a sensation, danke schuein
Hi
I'm not at home 
not all of em
there is no shot 21 is midlife in any country outside of the car
and the drc
I'll be home soon though. Probably going to play re4
😭
And get my ass kicked
go touch grass
what do you even do in your 30s up
Then why did you say you had a mid-life crisis at 21 if it isn't mid-life
liar.... we are all in Huberts basement
joke my humourless brethren
Nah cuz what do you do in your 20s
video games from 30 to 40
What a fucking dumbass joke respectfully
Can someone ping hubert
don't
wage slave from 40 to 60
coolest guy on earth from 60 to death because you are basically woody allen but broke
you ll get stabbed
Would hubert still dev SL in his 40s
I promise you will get stabbed by mods
dead guy from death until death
Primarily just school or work and then there really ain't shit else you HAVE to do
I have seen it happen live in chat
same
somehow i doubt sl will be in development still in 20 years
True
hubert is like 23 iirc
new LCZ in 2030 trust me
26
you have 17 years
😭
and I mean get drunk during the weeknds
cya imma minecraft
I mean a bit childish way of doing it but what other thing can you do as a wage slave
go on a vacation?
Work for NW
If vacation and getting drunk on weekends is the only fun you can think of in your 20s then I'm sorry but you have brainworms
i'm going to go learn how to play 喜劇 on the piano
fukin here
uhh readin a book
gym can be fun
There we go some real shit
but again gym is also a health thing and it becomes more of a necessity of life
why is my text double spaced
so we come to the conclusion what yo want to do with free time
hello?
it's fine on my end
Guys 5 dolars or 10 dolars chose wisely
You can do whatever with your freetime lwk you right
But it'd be best to prioritize healthy habits and not drinking on weekends
or
and what comes on my mind when I think of free time is video games and gettin drunk whilst on the goatmare concert
Interesting answer
That sounds more like a 1 specific weekend thing
The concert part specifically
fair, getting drunk is available every weeknd with cheepest available beer
and some fellow drunkies
They're calling it the most Finnish sentence ever
"in the graveyard, when I come over, I bring flowers, bcuz I'm romantical"
"in the graveyard, when I come over, I still meet(see) you, for me you ain't dead"
ofc sounds better in Serbian bcuz it's a serbian song
but meaning is still there
I like that Of the Devil had a moment in which the MC just starts doomscrolling and we have to read through it
haio guys
400 something
how do i become good in scpsl
Uh, jukes
im good at juking
It's not really a game you're meant to be good at but an easy way to be good is to just generally know the game
lemme grab a clip rq
You fool
Like know what all of the SCP items do, how to find your way around layouts, using AP on most of your guns and knowing when to flee
You were tricked right into the trap
midnight
🎣
i think i deleted the clip
the bass boost
Blyaaat
wat
don’t eat the isolation
but why
major spelling mistake
vicar amelia
Sorry if the midrolls are obnoxious- video got claimed for the bad to the bone cover and so I don't have any control over when they play!
Full panel: https://youtu.be/qW_Uh7o9PPw
Wheel jam 2: https://itch.io/jam/wheeljam-2
Co-written by @PunkDuck with additional help from @SampersonMakes
SPECIAL THANKS:
To everyone at MagFEST for helping t...
another noodle gaslighting video has dropped

please hubert release a q system
Shot like found footage
New SL SCP
Quick warmer
I hope there will be something on 15.0 soon, I'm already looking forward to it
!update

and humans are off limits because apparently it's illegal to test random substances on people
I tried
Awww doggy :)
this is fire
are you socrates because you ragebait or are you rage bait because your socrates
it depends on what you are talking about
there are many animals and test animals
not all animals
some bugs
fruit fly are also used
also humans are tested on
clincal trials (even if there is like IRB, informed constant, strict strict protocols, you need a cert to even work in a beginner role, risk minimization, etc....)
@leaden silo
hell if there is any risk most trials get paused (there is even a ethics committee and everything)
it is prob the most strict thing in all of science (in terms of regulation). It is up there with nuclear reactors.
to work in either is also hard (nuclear reactors are harder tho especially when you become a senior operator/ same levels like a grad student type shit)
I can tell you that every company (food wise) have used animal testing or lifeform testing (because animal testing isnt only animals). Microbial testing is used a lot (and you usually need to grow a bacteria on food themselves to test it/ bacteria has no smell but food in that environment can smell..... bad).
or used external companies to test it
btw fish smells the worse imo
yes but that is different than the food you get at walmart
you know
I can assure that every food company have done animal testing or lifeform testing (whether by themselves/ or external)
in some shape or form
you are delusional
I also hope you realize that this also affects farmers as well. Fda oversight. The only way to completely do what you say is to cook and get everything yourself.
this isnt only a walmart thing
not by a long shoot (even local food that enters the market needs to meet this)
no.... but there are standards you know
you understand that baby food products are also affected
and are tested by food testing
I know because I did food testing on those before
lazers are not used for every food testing
what are you talking about
puppies are also not the standard
I am talking about microorganism
I have mess with lazers before
high powered ones before
not at that job
but ya

Hi, I’d like to ask how I can obtain a global title for bug submission.
puppies are almost never used
you thinking of rats and microorganisms
or fruit flies
almost
some companies do
but I never experienced that
not even rats tbh
I have done human trials tho
clinical
pain in the ass tho
regulated
no injecting people with space spiders
I have never done anything with puppies
only humans
tbh I dont know why they used puppies
we are so far from dogs
prob
fda is not a private business tho
haha
oversight
imagine if we could inject people with space spiders
r/suddenlycommunism
you already have brain spiders from outer space
you going to be the first human
to have space spiders
imagine this spider but in space
that is a spider btw
we already have those in australia
ever seen a giant huntsman?
uk spider
good fucking god
mods ban me I almost spoke spanish
I typed a whole sentence and then almost clicked send
I hope you get guinea worms
dont worry you will have all of those huntmans I posted
no they bully me for not being able to speak not like a foreigner
I should also make this thing be real (eye ball creature)
my spanish is like 1/3 central american 1/3 castellano 1/3 north spain
and I get bullied for it
I ate them
I would bully you as well
imagine having spain
The resident evil 4 place
A residence
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Being bilingual is a good thing
I’m Latino and can’t speak Spanish
a “no sabo kid” is what they call us
So you got an accent
There’s Spanish from Spain, and Latin American Spanish
And Puerto Ricans speak a lot faster and somewhat different from how Mexicans speak it
Least from what I’ve heard
womp womp?
its kinda what accents are
hola
Sup
Ello
i can jeje
Bud
David Bowie like the guy from the Alamo?
I assume the singer. xD
He….invented the legendary American Bowie knife….Famous clip point knife used by western frontiersmen…
That singer has his name in VAIN
Oh wait that was Jim Bowie I think
Nevermind
James 'Jim' Bowie
Yeah
To be fair, out of all the people you could want to do that to, naming an American 19th century military officer is pretty out there.
Anyway I was gonna say, that’s not the weirdest thing that’s ever happened in a welding class
Well
That’s highschool for ya
And I wouldn’t be surprised if the same thing went on at a trade school or technical college
I can almost promise you they aren’t being fr, they’re usually the straightest dudes out there
4D Gay Chicken?
Do you go to school in Gotham by any chance?
You seem to have some villains in the making
Batman’s rogue gallery academy
Never know what could be going on in someone’s home life
Highschool is like the culmination of it all, cause dudes are growing into men
The roundest of borbs.
Did he hurt anyone
Ah
People usually end up getting therapy eventually if they got problems like that
But he prolly needs someone
Sometimes I hear shit from people around me and think, oh hey that's fucked up. And then I hear stories from across the pond and I realise I have no idea the depths shit can reach.
Well I do know. But not personally.
Yeah I overhear a lot of egregious things
It’s others business, I remind myself
Oh well yeah. If anything sometimes it can be fun to hear the tea. And other times well...
This feels like some sort of weird fanfic to the Indiana Jones film.
A veteran
He sounds like a funny guy
Don’t say that
People can change and I’m telling you, from experience dealing with people who seem a little off like that, they usually do got issues
And would otherwise be good people given different circumstances
Did he get committed?
Like to a mental hospital or smth
Yeah that’s for the best
His parents should put that effort into getting him professional help
Seriously it’s either that or he might end up incarcerated
They probably did
Whether you can see my message or not, I'm free to message here just as you are. So you do you.
Don’t say the word that starts with “f” and ends with “e” in this server, the mods don’t like that word
Because we never truly are…
Glory to Arstotzka
No way someone else knows papers please
Are you joking? I designed a game based on the feel of it. ^^
Don't get me wrong it's shitty but, not bad for a small indie thing.
It was that and Buckshot Roulette...
That game was basically just having a job but with impressive world building and a constant threat
My game at my last little indie studio was a dystopian future Britain where you have to diagnose a bunch of clones.
Lots of stuff got cut due to scope, but it's on Steam.
You know what I had a guy recently come deliver a handmade desk who was from Birmingham and he agreed. XD
Trust me it isn't very good xD I ended up having a fight of sorts with the lead artist xD
But again, it was portfolio work.
The studio started with an RPG but we had to shelf it because it was too big. (All RPGs are to be fair.)
Oh, so you can see me. Look I have nothing against you (despite what you may think) - so, if you have a talking point then I might expand on it so others can talk about it, such as the thing about Bowie earlier. If it's troublesome for you then you have that ignore function you showcased. ^^
@solar glacier I might actually have a key around here somewhere if you want one...
I only replied to it so it was clear what message I was referring to. Didn't mean to upset.
I was only here because I've finished my work.
Always good to have
Yeah, it's honestly difficult with the industry currently.
You either have to volunteer for free at a studio or somewhere for ages, or do your own project and sell it on your own (but that's hard unless you have all three main game dev skills)
Well then the hard part of getting your foot in the door is over
Unless you’re still trying with NW but NW is a good studio, SL is a good game (kinda niche but decently well known enough)
Sadly they've recently closed their design positions, and I'm still working on my portfolio site.
Seriously setting up a website is a tremendous pain in the ass.
Most places want you to have worked on a AAA title. Like, my man, how in the fuck am I supposed to, if I can't get the job in the first place.
@true sky what does La Seine mean
https://youtu.be/9Z-NbQvhzKM?is=zYsizP_aZSSQHvug remembered ts that i watched as kid
Vanessa Paradis & -M-
L'album "Un monstre à Paris"
Vanessa Paradis est la voix de Lucile
-M- est celle de Francoeur, le monstre
"Un monstre à Paris", Le film
Réalisé par Bibo Bergeron, sorti le 12 octobre 2011
LYRICS (FR)
Elle sort de son lit
Tellement sur d'elle
La seine, la seine, la seine
Tellement jolie elle m'ensorcelle
La seine, la ...
And its only FRENCH good thing
Don't act like the main character, you're in a discord server. Dude you blocked did nothing wrong to you
i guess bro
The song's meaning or 'La Siene' literally?
You don't get to decide where someone is or isn't in a public server. ^^;
Hmmm. If only the block or ignore function was made just for this purpose!
Just ignore them bro.
He did showcase the ignore function quite elegantly.
I saw the convo. You clearly said that the person showed up as an ignored message. There was absolutely 0 need for you to escalate anything beyond what we saw.
You ignored the guy, then just keep it like that.
To be fair I wouldn't have even known.
La Siene
I've never used the ignore function so I didn't know it existed.
It's the main river that runs through northern France and Paris.
Lol same here. I only remembered it being mentioned once ever.
i had no idea that was a thing either
We ARE blocking Le Siene with guppiere
I was a discord mod for my old studio server and still didn't know. I've been taught something today.
Le me Le block Le river Le wirh Le Guppiere
Apparently it's been added for about a year or so already lol
XD
No one got told of its existent 😭😭
Goes to show my care for Discord updates.
either way about the prior conversation, i've heard enough horror stories from the gaming industry from devs and artists to know whatever work i'd try to end up doing would be independent
I mean let's be fair Discord is a wreck. It's just the best, wreck so far.
Tbf, their updates suck ass so I get not giving a damn about their patch notes
I WANT to work indie, I prefer to - but I need a fucking job.
yeah this app sucks and it enshittifies every year
Indie means I get more design control.
We should make our own discord
With blackjack, and hookers
Gambling you say? 👀👀
Don't. Just don't. Raccoin has got me by the loins.
i wonder if they'll ever increase the upload limit past 10 mb
Probably never
Discord doing something useful?
Now the limit is 8 right?
they did but they're cheap as fuck and dropped it back down
not for me its still 10
Ah k
know damn well our data being sold is worth enough to pay for better upload sizes
How many gambling games do I even have now...
Cloverpit
Balatro
Raccoin
Ballionaire
Slots & Daggers...
i was so pissed when they had it at 25 for months and the. dropped it to 10
Money.
i forgot what it used to be when there was only one nitro
Seriously if IPs weren't s thing we could make a discord update parody game and make money the central sticking point
feels like ages ago
Yep. Now I feel old again.
i still can't believe they did that shit and then started selling stupid avatar decorations that people buy for some reason
Asshole.
Yeah...
If I wanna feel really old I'd say "Remember when Skype was a thing that was good?"
hey i dont like that 2020 was 6 years ago either
Actually I could do worse
i had a skype account but i never actually used it
I look like I'm 18-21 years old. I'm not.
I remember using MSN. XD
pa status
I'm thirty fucking one. Ugh.
oh MSN is before my time, first chatting platform i used was skype
and before that was WoW whispers 😔
i didn't have internet until 2015 so i missed most the old shit
and i would've been too young to actually do anything beforehand
I played on my N64 and texted people like a chump.
The internet was for my mum to play WoW and Guild Wars
lmao
That's the reaction I was waiting for. XD
My mum was a bigger gamer than I was.
I remember the day she 100% Viva Piñata
dont think ive ever heard of that
Holy Christ xD
i've heard about it before
i miss the 360
It's an odd thing to explain. Think...Harvest Moon with piantas
Look it sounds lame but if you knew the gsme
You'd know 100% the fucker wasn't easy
Every single different animal had specific criteria to be happy, mate, and grow
nahh i wouldnt assume its lame, gameplay can have a lot to offer despite any cover or name
You know Wind Waker?
i never played it but im familiar
She fucking drew out a map of the world. And circled every single chest.
Before guides on the internet.
what's the hardest game you've ever 100%'d if you have
That I've completed?
damn thats dedication, but yeah thats all you had, especially for niche stuff
uhhh
One mo
I know one of the hardest I haven't done
A game with 1 achievement
Bet you noone can do it
drawing your own interpretation of a game map sounds fun tho
it does
Hollow Knight was a PITA
that one wasn't too bad to 100% for me
Luftrausers too
The final trials too??
Damn nice
i think the only ones i had to go for there was the steel soul ones
I'm good at rhythm, but some find that easier, or harder
i even did some extracurricular shit there too
Same
i did all bindings on all but pantheon 5
that one was too much for me
And I'm never doing the worst
Oh I did that
i should do that at some point
If I recall
i did the bindings one at a time to get the secret area though at least
for me prolly kingdom hearts 2
all bindings on p5 is just a slog for the most part
I've done that too. And it can fuck right off.
fuck the p5 collector with a nail binding btw
what game
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if you want some real bullshit go 100% hunt down the freeman
definitely one of the worst games to do that on
i wanna 100% a good game 😭
Look seriously
Devil daggers is amazing
All you gotta do
Is last 5 minutes
That's it.
You won't.
when i did it i had to switch between builds to get achievements
the person in the trailer only lasts 1 minute
cause some only worked in the main branch while some only worked in the staging branch
Yep.
Nope. No thanks.
I've seen one video of someone lasting 5 minutes.
And I promise you I'm never doing it.
lol i see my friend tried it for 5 hours but he did not get the achievement
how much time do you think you'd have to sink to get that far
I have 2.8 hours
I don't know.
I just...
No
I have no idea.
Also other contenders for, fuck off games with achievements that are hell:
Everhood
Crypt of the Necrodancer
Frostpunk
frostpunk is sooooo hard
i refuse to look up tips or any help but i also really suck at it
i haven't played frostpunk but based on what the game is i can tell 100% is a nightmare
things like that for some reason always are
It's beautiful. The soundtrack is amazing. And it's very difficult.
It's not hard to beat.
yeah it looks awesome
It's hard when you have to do challenges.
I e. Best the game, on hard.
Best the game on hard, no deaths
What's that? There's extreme difficulty?
What's that? Survivor mode? Sure.
And oh boy, golden path achievement
An achievement so irritating to do that guides exist for just this one because it's so annoying.
would you rather global average temperatures rise 15 degrees or sink 30 degrees
I think only rhythm games come close to that hell for me.
Sink 30.
Easier to correct.
I mean we're dead either way
now im questioning whether id rather die from cold or hot
Always cold.
The human body has a higher tolerance to cold than heat.
just before you die from frostbite you will feel great
You can always add layers. You can't always take them off.
you'll warm up
Frostbite means you won't feel it.
would you rather drown on the titanic (cold ahh water) or die in Pompeii
one of my least favorite things in games to see is when you have to play a tacked on multiplayer that's dead for achievements
or just a component you cannot use anymore because it's been taken offline or is dead
dark souls 3
yeah
i mean u can still farm the mats for the achievements in pve but its a depressingly small chance
Pompeii. Drowning is the worst way to go.
I hate that.
would you rather drown to death or suffocate to death
Or achievements that are impossible.
Any impossible achievements I allow myself to mod in.
i'm left as an RDR2 fraud because some of them mandate you play obscure modes in a multiplayer that's half dead
Suffocation is less painful.
Less panic.
Not much but some.
yeahhh getting your lungs filled up sounds worse
would you rather die to carbon monoxide poisoning or a gas leak explosion
I cheated the TF2 replay YouTube view achievements.
i cheated those back in 2016
Carbon Monoxide. Like going to sleep.
them old school achievement servers
Yep.
Memories!
half dead redemption
would you rather get hair cancer or tooth cancer
teeth is one of the most painful parts of your body no?
bullet to my brain
Teeth cannot get cancer.
Unless you mean oral cancer.
it's a hypothetical where these things exist
In which case it's similar. Oral cancer and skin cancer are both squamous cell cancers.
no you can
Similar outcome. Skin is better for less pain and difficulty.
ameloblastic carcinoma
so your teeth
Specifically the cells that produce teeth.
so your teeth
No xD
idk sounds pretty teethy to me

