general-chat

[rocky adder]

you know it

i’m just a bug diver

[zinc gate]

hell diver

[vapid pilot]

Will we have an April fools update this year? We haven't had one in so long

[valid silo]

we did have one last year

[vapid pilot]

I don't think we did

[valid silo]

we literally did

vro

[vapid pilot]

We didn't bro

[latent jackal]

April fool updates have been forever canned so that developers can focus on bigger updates like megapatch III

[vapid pilot]

Damn 🥀

Do you think we will ever get another one?

[latent jackal]

"Forever"

[vapid pilot]

Damn

[solar glacier]

They’ll change it

I’d be willing to bet nothing

Who knows, maybe the April fools update is that there isn’t an April fools update to begin with

[amber lintel]

@acoustic moat what do you think about an SLCord book club

granted only like 4 people here would pass a first grade reading test

[polar spade]

Would work more like 1st grade English class

[patent bear]

i lost my ability to read in a horrifying accident yesterday so i don't think i could join up

[amber lintel]

that's why I changed the second message from literacy test to reading test

[left chasm]

hi

[lean totem]

what books would be included

[amber lintel]

would probably depend on who's interested

[next cloak]

oh yeah

im 21 now

sadge

[somber raptor]

for FUCK's sake

[sleek estuary]

at least its not some vague "error 0" message

those are hella annoying

[somber raptor]

I mean... the exit code is -1

[mystic tundra]

THIS GAME IS A JOKE

CRASHES THE MINUTE I OPEN THE GAME EVERY FUCKING TIME

[somber raptor]

but at least it gives you some error not just an exit code cough C++ cough

[somber raptor]

There's a (not so) funny about vague numeric error codes

Related to a radiotherapy machine

[somber raptor]

It involves:

• generic error codes
• race conditions
• Acute Radiation Sickness
• a dipshit company trying to cover up saying what happened was impossible instead of addressing the six different incidents relating to their machine

[latent jackal]

Have you made a client side #technical-support ticket?

[somber raptor]

y'all remember when shit spawns like these were a thing

[latent jackal]

fun times

[mystic tundra]

Nope and I wont

So ovewr having problems with this PC

Whether its game skill issue like it usually is or my PC being a cry baby, I'm over it and jsut getting the fucking thing updated

Nothing wants to work so I'm giving this game the benefito f the doubt and just upgrading my PC nad seeing if that does something somhow

But if it does

UPDATE YOUR FUCKING STEAM PAGE

[torpid path]

Get a good pc then

Or update your graphics card

[latent jackal]

In this economy?

[torpid path]

Fair

[timid niche]

And then youre 1k blocks away from a tree

[timid niche]

In this economy sell some fuel and youll get pc

[latent jackal]

You first need to get petrol in order to sell it

[fallow kite]

Nah I gotta have some Romanian courses on that

[torpid path]

shh

you will soon see that that will be worthless

when the economy crashes

[somber raptor]

no mutual servers, no mutual friends
how tf did they find me 💀

yk, usually these scammers go find random people in servers, are you telling me now they're just typing random shit in the add friend tab?

when you look up 'Chicken' the website for KFC comes before the Wikipedia entry for Chickens 💀

[torpid path]

that is a scam bot

[somber raptor]

fr

but thing is

usually these scam bots go into servers and pick random people to scam

I have no mutual servers with this one, so how'd it find me?

[torpid path]

could have a list of some kind from others

[torpid path]

kfc is the worst

[somber raptor]

agreed

[torpid path]

anything but kfc is great

[abstract pivot]

It's an American fast food, of course it's mediocre.

[torpid path]

bojangles is also fast food but its way better

[abstract pivot]

I don't know bojangles

[somber raptor]

a KFC recently opened in my city (not many KFCs in Italy btw, they only got here in 2014 and have about 150 restaurants, for comparison McDonalds got here 40 years ago and has 800 restaurants), I tried it (first time trying KFC, as I said there aren't many in Italy, unlike McDonald's of which until a couple years ago there were two in my city like 400 meters apart) and holy fuck is it heavy

[torpid path]

and not greasy

[torpid path]

kfc 10 years ago was good

[abstract pivot]

If it's not a very large fast-food chain that has established itself in every country, I imagine the quality is much better.

[torpid path]

fair you only find it in the south of the usa

[somber raptor]

• the burger and chicken nuggets themselves were at best decent
• the fries were genuinely disgusting, like they were too fried and tasted like shit, first time I ever reject fries. Like... I've never left a portion of fries unfinished except at KFC, genuinely tastes like shit
• everything was slightly spicy even though we didn't want spicy stuff. If your food tastes so bland you need to make even non-spicy food spicy then you might aswell just shut down.
• and the thing is with KFC it's very easy to underestimate how much food you're getting since everything is fried. I, not knowing what to get since it was my first time at KFC, just looked at the 'best sellers' tab and ordered the box thingy, holy shit is it a lot of stuff

[mystic tundra]

I agree with Dino

[torpid path]

the fries are always soaking with oil

[mystic tundra]

Like I do not want to be PC parts, I really dont

[torpid path]

they do tend to fill the box full

[mystic tundra]

But because of the fact this game keeps becoming more power and graphics hungry, as well as just games generally starting become grpahics hungry as well is forcing me to now

And thats just graphics

[somber raptor]

yeah and they were overfried

like both me and my dad couldn't finish the fries because they tasted so shit, and my mom (who didn't order fries btw) just said "stop being pussies they're edible"

[unreal ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1462577859381170402/togif.gif

[somber raptor]

cuz thing is... a McDonald's burger is nothing like a KFC burger, because the KFC burger has Fried Chicken in it, which makes it a lot heavier

Like... my usual order at McDonald's is a Crispy McBacon (2 patties, bacon, cheese, sauce), fries, coke and 6 to 9 chicken nuggets and I can eat that no problem.
At KFC I ordered a burger, 4 chicken nuggets, fries, and a soda and I couldn't finish it all

[torpid path]

when they had potato wedges they where great

[somber raptor]

at least KFC has free refills for drinks...

and has actual coke/pepsi instead of the watered down shit at McDonalds

but that's the only thing they're good at..

[torpid path]

there sprite is good

anyways have a good day/night

[lyric sail]

Hello

I've been a big fan of the SCP fandom for years now, is this game worth it? Like can I create w roleplay type thing? Or are there any good ones to join?

[timid niche]

With rp depends on what kind of server you join

[lyric sail]

mmkay

[timid niche]

Mostly there are 3 types of servers vanilla modded and hrp

But you also have pvp servers and thing about modded it can be lighlty modded or heavy modded

[orchid abyss]

hii

[lyric sail]

Are there like any vanilla servers?

Like I just want to learn how to play 🤣

[valid silo]

you can play on Northwood Official servers

there's 2 for Canada and 3 for EU I believe

[lyric sail]

Yeah just played on one

I still don't understand whats happening 😭

[valid silo]

yeah SL is a super confusing game

you can watch some guides

[lyric sail]

I just got called a ninja by some guy in post-lobby

🤣

[valid silo]

htere's one that while outdated is generally correct

[spice kernel]

try to stay alive, best advice I can give you lmao

everything else is to complicated to explain

[valid silo]

https://youtu.be/iA07J7khbGs?si=Uy3AMvKh7V064Le-

[lyric sail]

ooh thanks

one last question though

how do you mod?

[valid silo]

you mean create plugins?

or join modded servers

[lyric sail]

yeah

I understand how to move the files etc

but where do I get the mods from?

Is it like a minecraft situation?

[valid silo]

you can play on modded servers

[latent jackal]

Plugins aren't something you download, they all server sided

[spice kernel]

if you're referring to minecraft it's like minecraft plugins, it's only server side. There is no "mod" client side

[lyric sail]

Oohhhh

So i don't download anything

It just does it

[tough tapir]

You heard of plugins

[latent jackal]

Nope

[spice kernel]

nope

[tough tapir]

Now get ready for plugouts

[lyric sail]

😭

[spice kernel]

[lyric sail]

Okay well how do I start a server 😭

[tough tapir]

With the on/off button

[lyric sail]

😫

[latent jackal]

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides

[lyric sail]

thanks

[tough tapir]

I had to

[latent jackal]

Any time

[lyric sail]

Do you reccomend a host?

[spice kernel]

I hope you're a tech savvy guy, it's not that easy if you just downloaded the game

[lyric sail]

Well I did Triple Award IT in high school

does that qualify me 😭

[latent jackal]

I personally haven't done anything with server hosting but there is a list on that website with recommendations

[lyric sail]

Yea

[spice kernel]

If you want to you should wait a bit to learn how the game works if you just downloaded it, and also learn the rules of server hosting

[lyric sail]

but I meant if you personally like one

[spice kernel]

"Access Community" my beloved

[spice kernel]

wdym by that ?

[latent jackal]

I only play and moderate the game, I don't own any servers / communities so I have no ball in that space

[lyric sail]

Ahh I see

[lyric sail]

Like for minecraft, one of my old friends uses a modrinth server, so he might reccomend me modrinth

[spice kernel]

are we talking server hosting or just playing on a server ?
I just woke up my brain is slow

[lyric sail]

server hosting

[spice kernel]

ok i'm dumb i didn't see the question

well not particulary

mine is hosted at OVH, so it's a bit different, because it's not pre configured

[spice kernel]

i don't usually like preconfigured server hosting services, and I only know a few from that list

it will also depends on your country if you have local hosting services that might be better/cheaper than worldwide services (assuming you're not american/british or any other english speaking person)

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1482845726529814548/image0.gif

[lyric sail]

Okay so I've probably done a stupid thing

bought a server

now how do I add mods

[spice kernel]

bro is not losing a single second

[lyric sail]

whaa-?

[spice kernel]

you just downloaded the game and you already bought a server

[lyric sail]

yeah

now how do I download mods 😭

[polar spade]

As in moderators or server plugins?
Is this a private server or are you planning on opening your server to the public?

[lyric sail]

it's private

but It's gonna be a RP type thing

[spice kernel]

probably talking about plugins

[lyric sail]

so I want to be able to make people MTF's etc

[polar spade]

If its private, you didnt need to buy a server as long as you can run a computer whenever someone wants to play

[lyric sail]

Yeah well my current PC is bad...,

like bad bad

[polar spade]

You can check the full guide to hosting a server on our tech support wiki

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/chapter/hosting-a-server-101

[lyric sail]

so I'd prefer outside hosting

[spice kernel]

depends, if he doesn't want to mess with ports a dedicated server is easier

[polar spade]

Including how to install plugins

[lyric sail]

danke 😄

[spice kernel]

and you can run SCP SL ? ggs man

[lyric sail]

at like

30fps

on the lowest settings

[lyric sail]

I've been brought back here to find some plugins 😭

[jaunty onyx]

yum yum yum chicken in my tum

[lyric sail]

What plugins do we reccomend 😭

[spice kernel]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1336031121699377213 has a good list of plugins

[lyric sail]

thanks

[polar spade]

Go to Channel and Roles and get the LabAPI Developer role

[lyric sail]

thx

[polar spade]

Then you get access to the LabAPI channels

You can also check out https://plugins.scpslgame.com

[lyric sail]

thanks 🙂

[somber raptor]

and another sector has been made, time for the Logistics Sector now

[lyric sail]

oooh

thats looks cool

i like that idea

how tf is there a slanted wall

what is this sorcery

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-game-of-thrones-sorcery-what-is-sorcery-gif-12114100

[somber raptor]

Blockcraftery

(it's a mod)

[lyric sail]

ik that

but i've never heard of that mod

[lyric sail]

as in i know its a mod

[orchid kraken]

Ready or not ahh

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[tranquil flower]

stop running

[tiny tinsel]

Stop scrolling

[timid niche]

Never

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165984826487226420/1485636083025838171/train.gif

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1477249394049941666/scp953-dance.gif

[past dune]

!update

[snow umbra]

[past dune]

Let's go

GAMBLING

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281371895874326541/1486308496986210365/attachment.gif

[strange niche]

Rory

[simple abyss]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gamba-xqc

[bitter belfry]

gambling is not good

you'll end up losing all your money like me

[timid niche]

Who decided that?

[simple abyss]

rng gods

obviously

[bitter belfry]

casino

casino decided that

[timid niche]

But there is only one God

[simple abyss]

depends on your rng

there may be more

or less

[brisk olive]

you don't lose your money

it's simply a deposit to the bank

that you'll withdraw after you win

and it compounds interest massively

[simple abyss]

you just have to play long enough to win

[brisk olive]

i agree

[bitter belfry]

it's algorithm is to lure you by making you win for some minutes then you think you're so good at this game and if you put all your money on the stake you'll win high and that's the trap i lost many times

never put all your money at once

if you do then you'll definitely lose

[bitter belfry]

but i kept losing, i never won 😭🔫

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-ddd-momo-ayase-momo-gambling-gif-2433764376963763726

[polar spade]

No, you will keep losing

But you might make back all your losses

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1482845726529814548/image0.gif

[bitter belfry]

(speed controlling laugh gif)

[brisk olive]

that tracks

[tiny tinsel]

Who is making these

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/what-about-them-girls-at-school-girls-at-school-gif-8995096434281204925

[polar spade]

@pallid trench

[bitter belfry]

what?

what are they making?

[brisk olive]

holy shit

is twalu georgian

as in from the country of georgia

I recognise that as a letter from the georgian alphabet

[bitter belfry]

dTwalud

[brisk olive]

ok twalu

I see how it is

deleting the characters from your name as if you can hide the truth

[bitter belfry]

minecraft enchantments 😭

[brisk olive]

wait until you see the thai script

[bitter belfry]

show me

[bitter belfry]

i feel like thai characters are just copy paste

[orchid kraken]

srs the chaos´s look more menacing than shrek ass looking ntf

[bitter belfry]

we don't speak russian sorry

[brisk olive]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[orchid kraken]

if i was dclass i would be terrified to see chaos who arent my allies rather than ntf who arent my alies aswell

[orchid kraken]

at icons

not the fucking description

[brisk olive]

the chaos icon is bald

[bitter belfry]

who are srs?

[brisk olive]

also what does srs mean

[bitter belfry]

i know chaos squad but not srs

[orchid kraken]

seriously=srs

[brisk olive]

no

srs = shit reddit says

and no one will know this reference

unless you're an unc like me

[bitter belfry]

just stawwp using abbreviations 😭✊🥹

[brisk olive]

naur

istg ts pmo

[bitter belfry]

why

y?

?

[brisk olive]

idk

[bitter belfry]

ㅤ

[brisk olive]

I'm just using abbreviations that I think I know

idk

I'm not an abbreviations guy tbh

[bitter belfry]

if we keep using abbreviations then there would be days like

[brisk olive]

I don't know very many lol

[bitter belfry]

ㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ

ㅤ

ㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

bro I'm using future abbreviations 😭 reply me

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062592734617145354/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

https://tenor.com/view/twink-gif-6300752171305907279

[bitter belfry]

femboy

what this femboy doing here?

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656291785957703703/1187188872686350446/watermark.gif

[bitter belfry]

now this is furry femboy

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309239345403793528/1334146385573974056/1056F418-CE07-4494-9BF8-6B34B8DC9662.gif

[bitter belfry]

how do you have so many femboy medias?

just wondering

nothing more

[brisk olive]

I'll let you guess

[bitter belfry]

i don't know

my brain is empty like my bank balance

bro i don't even like femboys

I'm not gay

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062592734617145354/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

[spice kernel]

ehhh ok automod just flagged me for ikw why

I just said the f word

[brisk olive]

fuck

oh

[spice kernel]

nono

[brisk olive]

you said the other f word

[spice kernel]

this f word

[brisk olive]

femboy

[spice kernel]

yeah

and automod smacked me

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/twink-gif-6300752171305907279

[bitter belfry]

what does this mean?

[brisk olive]

i'm gay

i program shit

take a wild guess man

[spice kernel]

we can't explain this more than it already is lmao

[bitter belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bubblestand-spongebob-bubblestand-patrick-patrick-star-gif-1181461274916051194

[timid niche]

This means that he likes man

[brisk olive]

no no no

you aren't connecting the dots

[bitter belfry]

huh?

i get it

you're gay

[bitter belfry]

you like men

[brisk olive]

you don't get it man

[bitter belfry]

because I'm not gay

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1478032200170602507.webp?size=96&animated=true

[spice kernel]

men >>> all

[brisk olive]

I agree

[timid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-cat-cat-cat-grab-cat-meme-cat-gif-gif-16708721365088240754

[bitter belfry]

then kiss eachother

😘

[brisk olive]

I only kiss asian guys who wear glasses

[bitter belfry]

nooo

please don't say that

[brisk olive]

specifically indonesians

[surreal dagger]

midori have i seen you ingame beforeÉ

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[bitter belfry]

I'm asian and i wear glasses

[spice kernel]

I do have glasses, but i'm not asian
I have asian friend with glasses though

[brisk olive]

potentially

[bitter belfry]

but I'm not from SEA though

[brisk olive]

I play pretty regularly

[surreal dagger]

does hunter rign a bell

[brisk olive]

yeah

[surreal dagger]

cool

hi

[brisk olive]

yesterday I played with a guy called hunterrichard

hi

[surreal dagger]

im getting better though quite new

[brisk olive]

are you the guy from epstein's dimension

[surreal dagger]

i won a game by elimination, i was chaos, i think i killed 8 ntf's

[brisk olive]

or are you 300mag

[spice kernel]

[brisk olive]

no trust

[spice kernel]

wth is that question lmao

[brisk olive]

elite ball knowledge

only those who played sl with me yesterday will know why I asked that question

[surreal dagger]

yeah

i know

[spice kernel]

yeah yeah I totally played sl with you yesterday trust

[brisk olive]

wait you're richard

hi richard

[ruby kettle]

@steep summit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRjtGxqSl2Q

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062592734617145354/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

[surreal dagger]

Midori, wanna go play sl or?

[timid niche]

GG man

Its was good knowing you

[brisk olive]

friend me and I can in like

7 hours

[spice kernel]

[ruby kettle]

wow 😢

[brisk olive]

it's 8:40am and I'm currently attending uni

[surreal dagger]

my steam aint verified due to the 5 bucks thing sadly

[brisk olive]

and then I have work

[surreal dagger]

the server Kings Playground

[brisk olive]

I forgot you can't add friends until you spend money

[surreal dagger]

yknow that one right?

[spice kernel]

spend some money

[brisk olive]

yes

that's my second server I play often

[timid niche]

@rancid dome

[surreal dagger]

same tbh

[spice kernel]

there is so many dumb things with steam

[rancid dome]

A-firm.

[surreal dagger]

midori are you on sl or?

[brisk olive]

not rn

[surreal dagger]

mb

[brisk olive]

I'm about to start uni for the day

and I have a shift at about 12:30 to 3pm~ for my job

[surreal dagger]

wait, i remembered, your the guy who called me epstein

[brisk olive]

shhh

shhhhh

[surreal dagger]

all good man

great skit though

[brisk olive]

you tried to make me go to intercom

and then I got murdered by the entire wave

I made it though

[surreal dagger]

WE got murked

[brisk olive]

yes

[surreal dagger]

ima go play one match

call?

[strange niche]

Colt?

[pearl shard]

No she's a mare

[strange niche]

I see

The camera angle makes her look a lot smaller than she actually is lol

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Busy day

[brisk olive]

can't

i attend university in-person

[brisk olive]

oh wait

the question wasn't for you

it was for void

i forgot to reply to his message when i said that

[spice kernel]

yeah i've figured it out at some point lmao

[brisk olive]

[tough tapir]

Fly home, lil (big) plen

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1482845726529814548/image0.gif

[orchid kraken]

How 939 gonna react knowing shes not only female in game anymore

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062592734617145354/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

[languid radish]

Theres another one?

Ah shi i thought it said 953

My fault

[orchid kraken]

Im pretty sure

There were like human female/male models to choose

[hybrid estuary]

a

[icy flume]

Good morning

[spice kernel]

[icy flume]

[left chasm]

good morning

[elder forge]

Once again I come here to notify the public of the lack of sprinting anims for the view models of the guns

It truly is a travesty

Old micro had an anim when you ran

[craggy leaf]

Question, what server is good if you want to get better at the game

[elder forge]

There is no getting better at the game

It’s just having fun

[craggy leaf]

Ok

[elder forge]

That’s like asking what server you should play to get better at gmod

[serene coyote]

green roles ecosystem

[elder forge]

I’ve been playing this game for like idk 5 years or smth and I’m not good at all

Ok buddy I see how it is

[rancid dome]

There really isn't any, unfortunately.

[serene coyote]

every!!!

[maiden sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281371895874326541/1486308496986210365/attachment.gif

[rancid dome]

Best I can say is just keep on playing, you'll start picking up on stuff

[true sky]

none

[icy flume]

yeah, none really 😭

[strange niche]

Update: This horse decided to surprise everyone by belting across the arena on canter for multiple laps

Then immediately fell asleep as soon as he was brought back into the stable

[weak cargo]

Cool

[limpid estuary]

[copper lodge]

EIE

[gilded timber]

@mortal thicket Please don't bring your issues with other communities here

[copper lodge]

What happen if i would said "No"

[strange niche]

You'd die

[copper lodge]

Oh

[gilded timber]

Probably nothing good

[copper lodge]

oh ._.

[copper lodge]

🙁

shet

[maiden sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062589079893590098/bonk.gif

[mortal thicket]

.....

[strange niche]

The only other department that could actually break into your house irl is Security

Probably

[valid silo]

wait

what are we talking about

[strange niche]

I post misinformation a lot, but I like to trickle some truth

https://tenor.com/view/elim-garak-all-true-even-the-lies-especially-the-lies-dr-julian-bashir-gif-14184610

[mortal thicket]

falseban, 2k26 idiots dont know what a desync is

kinda crazy i might say

[copper lodge]

MY MIND MY FACE ITS ALL YOURS AT THE END OF THE DAY

[gilded timber]

Then I wish you luck appealing it, but harassing people here isn't the way to go about it

[valid silo]

what happened to you lucid

you've gone all soft

way back in my day this person would get deleted from existance..

[maiden sparrow]

!lucid

[snow umbra]

lucid is bald

[maiden sparrow]

This is the reason

[mortal thicket]

already did bro but they dont play this game

ill send their "evidence" in media

ping spike too btw

[valid silo]

true

when people bald they change

I swear like your haircut and your facial hair changes you so much

like if you're a guy who's like has hair and clean shaven facial hair

[strange niche]

Hubert on his way to reveal that he's bald to the public

[valid silo]

if you shave your head and grow your beard

you will be unrecognizable

[gilded timber]

Maybe I'll prove you wrong by deleting you instead

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6767-676767-cat67-cat-gif-18345003009543756801

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856576594469715984/1408115367901139118/uncaption.gif

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[brisk olive]

what was the context

are you like

an obsessive girlfriend

or

[copper lodge]

bru you don't know

[tough tapir]

https://klipy.com/gifs/golshi-uma-musume

[narrow vale]

[copper lodge]

Fun Fact: SCP cant also stand for: "Stop. Call. Police".

[tender turret]

ok

[hoary timber]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-cooper-andrew-dance-cooper-dance-feeling-dance-dance-gif-4719076827571292026

Remove feras and my life is yours

[barren ore]

Hello, can we only submit a text message to the appeal section once?

[gilded timber]

If your appeal via the portal (https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal) was denied, that decision is usually final
With that in mind, if you'd like to make a second appeal, you'll need to email:
[e-mail]
With your SteamID64 or Profile Link

[barren ore]

tysm boss god bless you

[somber raptor]

"1v1 but with NPCs"

[gaunt talon]

Dual front players don't have more than 5 hours on r6

[somber raptor]

yeah the average DF lobby is 10 new people and two people with like 1500 hours

[opaque zenith]

@silent wasp not so funny now is it?

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1477249394049941666/scp953-dance.gif

[true sky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-king-ishowspeed-looks-at-riOXDXKi21xZ02Bg0M

[opaque zenith]

Larp this larp that

Bro is larping the defenition of larping

[gaunt talon]

What's not funny

[uneven goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422385982235475968/1472386313423421503/caption-131.gif

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-driving-w-speed-gif-6915514951551809714

[opaque zenith]

Something that isn’t funny

[true sky]

@upper raven @orchid kraken

[craggy leaf]

Dumb question, how to configure the controls for steam deck

[true sky]

you dont

[surreal dagger]

anyone onÉ

why is my keyboard weird with question mark now

[meager jay]

does thsi work here

okay it doesnt

[surreal dagger]

cool

[tacit jay]

when update

[sleek estuary]

2026

[sleek estuary]

best thing would be using a keyboard, or find a third party app to configure it

game is not supported on steam deck

[lean totem]

Was discord dead for anyone else

[tacit jay]

be fr

[woeful fern]

yea i my discord was dead for 10 minutes idk why

[craggy leaf]

Well damn

But thanks

[somber raptor]

Trying to build something off of 2 year old notes is fucking confusing

because I don't understand what the fuck I was on about 2 years ago when I sketched the floor plan

Since I didn't know what SCPs I was gonna put in my facility yet, I just marked the Containment sector as a big red box 60 blocks wide and of an unknown length that I suppose I had written down somewhere else on the page

But now I don't understand where the fuck am I supposed to have written that length down

like genuinely
The only fucking thing you can read on the page is

F0/M:
108x42 = 4536
9x42 = 378
13x6x9 = 702
4x9 = 36
(36x11) /// = 396

Tot: 6048

CONT L: 60

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

HELLO? WAS I DOING DRUGS TWO YEARS AGO?

maybe 'cont l' is the Containment Sector's Length, but the side I know is also 60 so maybe it's just the size of that?

[gilded timber]

If it's been more than 1 month and I've abbreviated anything I just write it off

It's gone

[somber raptor]

yeah, and now I need to figure it back out

because I'm building the damn thing

a bit late for redesigning now innit...

[copper lodge]

did anybody notes that voices chats aren't working on any server?

[gilded timber]

I don't think anyone else has said anything, might be an issue on your end!

[copper lodge]

no

im joining voice chats on different servers, none of voice chats working

expect for chat

[somber raptor]

ok... there is another sketch I made, apparently at half scale compared to the first one, where you can see the entire facility with the 3 floors overlapped and sizes drawn

[somber raptor]

no it's definitely not on their end

[gilded timber]

Oh I assumed he meant in-game lol

Yeah Discord is having issues right now

@copper lodge ^

[copper lodge]

thanks for understanding. ADMIN

😱 😱

[valid silo]

I see

vc didn't work for me

[copper lodge]

its working

join random VC

or nvm its still broke. fack

[true sky]

discord intern slipped

[somber raptor]

tripped on the Ethernet cable

[true sky]

mad shit

[pallid viper]

Hey what did they updated on sl?

[lament burrow]

i think thye broke it\

[gilded timber]

Reintroduction of movement penalties for guns, Some QOL, Technical Changes and some Bug Fixes

Here's the patch notes:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/700330/view/528748782770194251

[pallid viper]

thanksssss

[karmic kiln]

anyone know why i cant join my usual server? sl had a pretty tiny update but i now keep getting "your game version is different from the server"

[rough meadow]

i got so happy thinking this was surface update just for it to be a balances/ bug fix update

😔

[simple abyss]

Your game version is different

Either they updated their server but you haven't updated your client or vice-versa

[karmic kiln]

oh right

thx

[signal bloom]

i thinks a message like that would be good (replace Exiled by Client)

so people know if it's client that required update

or server

uhmmm

that not looking normal

[rose niche]

quick question is or was northwood recruiting people in their team?

[gilded timber]

We list any open positions in #job-listings!

[rose niche]

Thanks! Ill check them out.

[livid parcel]

the battlefield games are on sale, which one should i get

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 28 minutes, 18 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rose niche]

Other than the 3 positions listed on the channel, are there other positions at northwood that may or may not be available sooner or later?

[simple abyss]

We are actively updating that channel when new positions become available

[rose niche]

Thank you very much! Could you give me a few examples of what other positions may be?

[gilded timber]

Which one are you interested in?

[simple abyss]

Yea

Are you interested in dev stuff or more like community management?

[gilded timber]

There is a right and wrong answer here

[simple abyss]

[simple abyss]

In that case I'd have asked OSM and anything other (OSM would be the bad answer)

[sullen rapids]

Guys where can i suggest features for the game?

[simple abyss]

You can either use the steam forums or subscribe to our patreon and use a channel for patreons only on this discord

[rose niche]

Comunity management.

[sullen rapids]

Okay thanks, ill use the steam forum

[simple abyss]

Tech Support opens relatively frequently, OSM also opens quite often, Discord Moderation has been closed for a while now

[uneven goblet]

Suggesting on the patreon allows you to ping the devs if your suggestions reach 30 upvotes

A person who suggested things on the patreon got 2 scp items added by the way.

[rose niche]

Thank you!

[simple abyss]

No worries

[sullen rapids]

I wanted to suggest a feature for RA console, but thanks

[kindred snow]

what was the update for?

[simple abyss]

You can read the full changelogs here: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/700330/view/528748782770194251

[austere solstice]

Hurts to hear about discord moderation

[copper lodge]

SCP:SL doesn't work in belaruss and Russia

amazing update.

[kindred snow]

nice ty

[somber raptor]

current progress on my map, floor 0:

[copper lodge]

Who is cool to fix that

oh btw, it's not only in europe

[austere solstice]

Ppl still using WhatsApp? 😭

[alpine magnet]

It’s in all world i things

[bold kettle]

well, you'd probably want to explain what the issue is

though its already well known that russian authorities are restricting access to cloudflare (which is what our api is behind) which impacts usability of the game

[copper lodge]

Does not connect through local SDR or something.

It's also not only in russia

oh hey i'm SAFE

[bold kettle]

seems like a problem affecting some

likely that the SDR isnt able to get through the blocks imposed by governments either

[austere solstice]

VPN/Proxy should've fix that issue for them?

[bold kettle]

cuz i can see it not able to establish a P2P connection

[bold kettle]

well, yes
so then they started blocking traffic to non russian ips (specifically hosting providers)

[austere solstice]

Since Russian Authorities are pretty much annoying and if they just gonna block the API which is cloudflare, then it'll be for a long time least.

[bold kettle]

and well, not every player has the knowledge to install a vpn, or use the tool which name i forgot

so we added something to the game that goes via steam

[austere solstice]

Bypass or something similar?

[bold kettle]

but unfortunately it does not work for everyone, if a firewall is blocking the steam P2P connection, then they will need to use a VPN anyway

[austere solstice]

I see, seems like there will be a lot of reports from Russian Community now.

[bold kettle]

these reports already happened anyway

the SDR is only enabled if normal web requests are not able to connect

so with or without it, the player would have needed something to aid them to be able to connect properly

it seems to have helped some players

but when behind some kind of network that prohibits P2P connections to steam, well then it wont work either

[austere solstice]

Probably because some Russian Providers still refuse to block some of the sites and probably P2P connection itself, or just because they are using VPN/Proxy

[bold kettle]

most likely

[copper lodge]

I hope it will be good

[sleek estuary]

tool is zapret

[copper lodge]

i'll hope

._.

[austere solstice]

Antizapret

Which is proxy

[sleek estuary]

zapret is different from that

zapret2*

[austere solstice]

The Youtube-Discord one? I think for it to work for the game, the author for the zapret or the player/person himself should put all the addresses for P2P connection, and I think he did it already since not a lot of people complaining about the issue.
Although they are pretty similar, isn't it? But I think the one you mentioned works perfectly for people with the issue, and the other one that I've mentioned, isn't.

Anyways, the zapret is a lot better than just VPN

[abstract spire]

@broken edge why

[spark iron]

servers died?

or im recieving an ddos

[maiden sparrow]

Did you update the game

[spark iron]

yup

one hour ago

[2026-03-25 18:36:29] Can't update central servers list! [2026-03-25 18:36:30] Error: An error occurred while sending the request [2026-03-25 18:36:30] Error: connection to https://api.scpslgame.com/ failed. Website returned: An error occurred while sending the request | Retrying in 180 seconds...

[maiden sparrow]

Maybe there's issues with the recent update

Idk

[spark iron]

i hope so

well, it was a ddos

lmao

[true sky]

staymad

[serene coyote]

Cuz original zapret for routers

And zapret2

All what did flowseal in zapret fork - insert all strategies into bat files

[chrome raven]

Is there radio bug fix in the new update?

[serene coyote]

Probally no

[chrome raven]

💀

[orchid kraken]

But theres my new art in game

[undone terrace]

I'm getting this error after updating. How can I fix it?

Collecting from unknown thread

[lament pawn]

Anyone else having issues launching on Linux after this update?
I'll go try swapping proton versions rq but

[austere solstice]

Dinspit 🙂

Goat

Didn't knew the original zapret for routers, genuinely surprised

[humble cypress]

no issues launching for me

[bold kettle]

relaunch if that occurs

[lament pawn]

Are you using any custom flags? What proton version?
I'm using none, w/ whatever default proton version steam uses

[humble cypress]

I use GEProton10-28

proton experimental did get updated today

[lament pawn]

Mmkay, thanks - I'll swap to that one rqrq
It stops at validation 50%, and just dies with a unity popup

[humble cypress]

what graphics api are you using?

[lament pawn]

Believe it's vulkan? I can check in a sec though when I find the config file

[humble cypress]

I would recommend swapping to dx11

[lament pawn]

Mmkay, sounds good

[humble cypress]

vulkan is experimental/unstable with unity

force-d3d11

[lament pawn]

I found it had marginal performance gains over everything else, but it was barely a difference, so I don't mind swapping esp. if it'll fix this

[humble cypress]

I've experienced crashing and instability on vulkan

[undone terrace]

It didn't help

[polar spade]

I use Linux as well and Vulkan frequently crashes the game for me

[serene coyote]

Detonator

[bold kettle]

in that case you'll need to retry
im aware of it, but im currently dealing with a different issue, once i resolved that i will look into the GC error

[austere solstice]

Vulkan for performance, dx11 for stability

[sleek estuary]

semi large outage is happening rn

prob related

[bold kettle]

nah

[sleek estuary]

discord, schwab and steam were having issues

[bold kettle]

its not related to that

[austere solstice]

Pretty sure it's fixed now

Well at least in discord, I think

[amber lintel]

not my goat charles schwab 😭

[lament pawn]

Confirmed, proton GE + DX11 fixed it. I had to restart once since it stalled at 100% verification, but 🔥

[austere solstice]

Proton with dx11 is best combo

[brisk olive]

yeah

discord was breaking down a few hours ago

I'm pretty sure a couple other large platforms were having it too

[rocky adder]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[ionic gust]

game is broken the servers dont load

[gilded timber]

• Is there red text in the top right corner?
• What version are you on?

[ionic gust]

im on the latest version and yes

[gilded timber]

If you open the console with `
Can you try typing ar, if that doesn't resolve the problem restart your game or contact #technical-support

[amber lintel]

@rocky adder update: I got DC'd, my team left after I rc'd, and I got a 30 hour ban

[somber raptor]

Btw this facility will, among other things, hold depression

l i t e r a l l y

[vivid spoke]

ops

[rocky adder]

damn.

[jaunty onyx]

might aswell try my hand at site 45

[unreal fog]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-scp-sl-sigma-scp-sl-meme-lol-gif-3278351682956331853

[somber raptor]

🔥

[urban swift]

steam update fixed this for me

[potent token]

I'm having connection issues after the update

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #technical-support!

[polar spade]

@pure hatch Please use #bot-commands

[somber raptor]

Anomalies contained in this facility:
SCP-002 "The 'Living' Room"
SCP-008 "Zombie Plague"
SCP-009 "Red Ice"
SCP-020 "Invisible Mold"
SCP-027 "The Vermin God"
SCP-098 "Surgeon Crabs"
SCP-409 "Contagious Crystal"
SCP-457 "The Burning Man"
SCP-472 "Bloodstone"
SCP-505 "Ink Stain"
SCP-548 "Ice Spider"
SCP-718 "Eyeballs"
SCP-743 "The Chocolate Fountain"
SCP-751 "Organ Eater"
SCP-790 "Blood?"
SCP-822 "Landmine Cacti"
SCP-843 "Cow Seeds"
SCP-940 "Araneae Marionettes"
SCP-999 "The Tickle Monster"
SCP-1048 "Builder Bear"
SCP-3020 "Depression"
SCP-3199 "Humans, Refuted"
SCP-3521 "Forced Banana Equivalent Dose by Dado"

[amber ether]

I'm porobably contained in that facility too

since I'm an SCP

😔

[strong dune]

Youre not contained

You live in your mothers basement

Get out

[abstract spire]

@broken edge

[hazy citrus]

containing these cookies rn (they are so good)

[strong dune]

Walter

Put the cookie down Walter

[amber ether]

💀

[velvet mason]

wort wort wort

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 42 minutes, 32 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rocky adder]

😠

[dreamy python]

I may have noticed this only after the last update, but I don't remember it happening before: after turning off "decontamination" in the admin panel, the sounds indicating that 10 minutes are left and so on continue to play, even though the lock is off and the timer is paused, do you think it's a bug?

the gas has also been released (visually), the area is not blocked, it does not kill, but the gas has a visual effect

[leaden silo]

facility guard

oh shit I fucked up

this is a bit better

[jaunty onyx]

i could download all those uh

1.20 mods

and then use axiom

i know what to do know

[barren ore]

sa

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[meager cosmos]

snoemi

[tough tapir]

Snom-emi

[serene coyote]

Hom-hom-emi

[clear roost]

tung-tung-tung-emi

[sterile epoch]

im unable to join come cn servers i always get disconnteced why is that?

[tawdry scaffold]

TZHIAF

among us

TZHIAF

[tough tapir]

Sus

[leaden sparrow]

holy shit is that among us?!

[clear parcel]

does this server have a suggestions channel?

[valid silo]

you need to a patreon for that

[clear parcel]

aw damn

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992122099843989625/1486314290817273906/rj852sq.gif

light is so missalightned

[stuck rivet]

oof

[crisp rune]

where i can send report about bug

[polar spade]

#bug-reporting

[polar spade]

You can also send that to bug report

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[copper lodge]

amazing post on my wall

[orchid kraken]

@true sky ragebaiting russians with stupid questions

"he stole your ak but he is a jew
option A, you steal it
option B, you buy it back"
"shut your bitch ass"

[tough tapir]

[timid niche]

What is this view model and crosshair

[orchid kraken]

from simple himself

[timid niche]

No no

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1482845726529814548/image0.gif

[surreal dagger]

cool

[copper lodge]

anime girl

or smth

[timid niche]

Thats 953...

[copper lodge]

yeah i know

@polar spade what was that

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407075419586560/1062592734617145354/ive_had_it_with_you.gif

[velvet mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598673508637212674/1480286498384515093/snaplytics_converted_gif_1.gif

[copper lodge]

😕

rude

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/qw-gif-8789634

[true sky]

Ragebaiting your neighbors

[brisk olive]

forgive me

i did not mean it

[gray stag]

are the northwood eu servers down?

[polar spade]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[gray stag]

nevermind

[copper lodge]

its your fault and hers too

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[rancid dome]

@polar spade @tough tapir

[tough tapir]

Thai landing

And red plen

[rancid dome]

And Thai Vietjet takeoff

[polar spade]

Thought that plane was going to land on that building for a second

[rancid dome]

Land on roof

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/aa-gun-anti-air-gun-ciws-minigun-53135-gif-18927036

[rancid dome]

k

[minor goblet]

[tough tapir]

Weather today is nuts

Cloudy, sunny, hail

Now sunny again

[languid radish]

Lovely weather indeed

[tough tapir]

April is showing itself ahead of time

Waiting for snow and a tornado

That'd check the list off

[crimson cairn]

Our newly implemented identity verification system currently has issues. Players in Chinese mainland may get disconnected with the message: “Your authentication has been rejected by the server.” Why is this happening?

[fair carbon]

@crimson cairnhttps://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1025072009228603482

This issue seems to only take effect in mainland China.

idk why

[brisk olive]

more aggressive culling of connections to external networks by the ccp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1442662698348318830/dead_chat.gif

[livid parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25760638

Mao strikes again

[orchid kraken]

@opaque zenith

[opaque zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

What are these settings man🙏

[orchid kraken]

Peak

[opaque zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/islaycitygifs1-city-the-animation-family-guy-podcast-subway-surfers-gif-12925090331434419843

The settings in question:

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[copper lodge]

nooo my credit

they took everything

that was my life saving dude

omg i'm gonna be sick

[tough tapir]

Hi gonna be sick

I'm ancient

[copper lodge]

🫤

y

[quick knot]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1199446868246151301.gif

[languid radish]

I posted this one time and neomi threatened to skin me

[near stirrup]

it's an external firewall blocking requests to central servers. using a vpn or uu booster should fix it

[craggy leaf]

Ok, what does the pink candy do

[left chasm]

[left chasm]

[inner walrus]

Eat it and find out.

[left chasm]

you should be killed

[inner walrus]

Quite an explosive flavor

[craggy leaf]

Ok, so I assume it makes you go boom

[left chasm]

everyone who can kill this man?

[brisk olive]

it sends you to god

[near stirrup]

So delicious

[near stirrup]

so tasty it's "explosive"

[left chasm]

I will pay him $999

[craggy leaf]

Ok, so basically it turns the person into a suicide bomber

[past dune]

Bad Lizi

[brisk olive]

so you know how in okinawa they suicide bombed the americans

that's basically the pink candy

[dusk pier]

Every time i try to open the game on geforce now i get the error "fatal error on gc, collecting from unknown thread" how do i fix it?

[inner walrus]

She's trying to kill me (again)

[left chasm]

Evil Lizi here

hey Alex

I’m not bad

[past dune]

Hi Lizi

[left chasm]

[left chasm]

No one can understand me?

[past dune]

Maybe

[near stirrup]

O_o?

[sleek estuary]

known issue, please be patient while it gets looked into

[left chasm]

go away

[past dune]

Mean

[left chasm]

Silence, kid

[past dune]

I'm older than you

[left chasm]

Not true

[orchid kraken]

Unc and uncle talking

[past dune]

Maybe I don't remember

[inner walrus]

Unc?

[left chasm]

You’re 19 and I’m yes

I’m older than u

[orchid kraken]

-67

[left chasm]

and I’m taller than u too

[past dune]

False

[left chasm]

[inner walrus]

He's a year older than me

[orchid kraken]

-6,7ft

[inner walrus]

[dusk pier]

How will i upkeep my addiction?

[near stirrup]

I don't believe it

[left chasm]

this is the true u should believe that

[past dune]

I'm 182

[left chasm]

I’m 192

[near stirrup]

¿

[past dune]

False

[orchid kraken]

194, L

[near stirrup]

you trying to hold back your laughter? I admit that I lost

[left chasm]

[left chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/tall-and-short-tall-short-gif-20944274

[near stirrup]

@torn pendant Are you in the QQ group? Just one

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-beast-gohan-makankosappo-dbssh-gohan-gif-27242444

[left chasm]

don’t cry but this is the truth

sorry

[left chasm]

wdym

[inner walrus]

I should definitely change my profile to beast Gohan when I get home

[near stirrup]

mean Are you in the SL QQ group?

[inner walrus]

QQ?

[near stirrup]

Chinese official group, or other

[near stirrup]

Bingo

[left chasm]

Where are u

[inner walrus]

Not at home, school free period rn

[left chasm]

Actually I don’t have an account on that app right now but I know it

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/beastgohan-gohanbeast-discord-anime-gohan-gif-26519661

[valid silo]

Dang

[near stirrup]

:(

[valid silo]

I'm.. 167...

Cough

[left chasm]

wdym about cn official group?

[near stirrup]

So what software do you use for daily communication and social networking?

[near stirrup]

jusk ask

[left chasm]

ym the chinese official server’s qq server?

or anything else

[near stirrup]

yes

[left chasm]

lol, I’m not

But I’m taller than Alex

[valid silo]

That's still tall

180 is tall

[left chasm]

nooo just a joke

[keen gate]

Hi

[left chasm]

Yes hi!

[left chasm]

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431006210185756692/1486702299614019694/togif.gif

[left chasm]

F.B.I was typing

[tiny tinsel]

Chud

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-driving-w-speed-gif-6915514951551809714

[tiny tinsel]

Tell me again why your goat was running supermarkets over with tractors

[tiny tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749981577735307264/1323411860674056252/attachment.gif

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-scammer-jpg-png-everyone-here-gif-6982685451026504806

[shy horizon]

Guys should I play outer world or spirit farer or rain world first

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1484259680699285677/attachment.gif

[shy horizon]

like I finish one and then I move onto the other

[shy horizon]

That's so hot

[brisk olive]

[languid radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422385982235475968/1478133536291688629/togif.gif

[brisk olive]

play rain world