general-chat

[shy horizon]

Lmfao

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tuff-phone-spider-man-homecoming-gif-7820462682564753496

[polar spade]

Discord suggestions
Only level 20 and above are allowed

[shy horizon]

It's for over lvl 90

[valid silo]

I do

[sweet helm]

oh

[polar spade]

In what way?

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1484989333273448699/togif.gif

[full pond]

My way

[valid silo]

[sweet helm]

!939

[shy horizon]

son go try out commands in #bot-commands

Stop doing it here

[polar spade]

Why is it staring into my soul

[sweet helm]

olay

[rancid dome]

got my new sticker (definitely not stolen)

[shy horizon]

67

[polar spade]

It is now

[rancid dome]

!stab @shy horizon 67s 67

[snow umbra]

huhahhua#0 has been muted in this server for 1 minute, 7 seconds.

[polar spade]

Okay...

[rancid dome]

I did say you will be killed if you say that double digit number again

[tough tapir]

hehe

seven

[polar spade]

No more double digit numbers

We can only go up to 9

10 or more will kill us

[rancid dome]

no not like that 😭

[shy horizon]

I have risen

[polar spade]

Noemi_ can't count higher than ten

[shy horizon]

Noemi say sick evan really quickly

[rancid dome]

You're next, Goodman.

[polar spade]

How did Evan get sick?

Is he feeling better?

[shy horizon]

Hopefully

He's just a sick evan

[polar spade]

Damn it, I told him not to play in the mud

[shy horizon]

Karma got him

[tough tapir]

mud evan

[shy horizon]

I think noemi heard sick evan and just dipped

[tough tapir]

I wonder if the status counts down

cuz in 5 hours it'll be funny

[latent jackal]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_PHTj6XgAAr7mD.gif

[orchid kraken]

Literally 1984

[latent jackal]

Literally I have no mouth and I must scream

[true sky]

@upper raven

[upper raven]

Tuff

[true sky]

1.2 secs

[true sky]

lowkey wanna do this but SL

[cinder sapphire]

!maid @tough tapir

[leaden silo]

we all praised NW for 14.0 as if they didnt just make a better looking “We’ve got hostiles”

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hecu-half-life-half-life2-get-real-patrick-casey-gif-23973196

[leaden silo]

is each zone just gonna be the first 3 half life chapters?

[tough tapir]

!horse @cinder sapphire

[rancid dome]

No because I dont want to make a discord noti to all my friends 72 times in a span of 3 days

(who tf thought it'd be a good idea to make those send notis anyway as an opt-out? lol)

like the vc hang status

[tough tapir]

No clue who thought of that

I look at phone notifs and think it's a message, nop, just status

[rancid dome]

Discord: where only useless features are added as opt-out

[tough tapir]

(◕‿◕)

[rancid dome]

and ofc that's a rollout feature lol

I thought it was a mobile thing that make me not see it earlier

not that I'm gonna use it anyway

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[delicate dirge]

!update

[snow umbra]

[leaden silo]

RoN mission ideas; first one takes place in an abandoned warehouse in which a cult has kidnapped many citizens to play a sick game for their lives (basically the plot of SAW), theres many boobytraps and cultists around, plus all the civillians are wearing bomb vests that go off in 10 minutes if the defuser isnt found of the main guy

[winter sedge]

Not a Hero

[leaden silo]

second one is on a large, open airsoft field, some civilians havent been evacuated from the field yet meaning theres still some running around with airsoft guns, making it so not everyone with a gun is a suspect

[leaden silo]

third one is on a hijack plane, the swat team secretly boarded the cargo section during a hostage exchange/refueling session, now mid flight you have to gain control of the airline and redirect the autopilot to safely land

[polar spade]

Is this the shameless SL asset rip or the one that has original features?

[nocturne swift]

they even stole an achievement

[polar spade]

I see

[nocturne swift]

it started as an scp-096 demo

but evolved into an scp:sl copy

[polar spade]

Yeah that tracks

[rancid dome]

Damn, they made a free game version of a free game?

[nocturne swift]

they even copied the old game thing

[rancid dome]

Best feature

[nocturne swift]

we even have 049 with his goons

[rancid dome]

(If NW adds this back, I'm playing the game)

[rancid dome]

No way

Someone that actually uses "goons" the proper way

[polar spade]

I have faith in Jank

[nocturne swift]

also they copied the new scp:sl

and they use the sound effects of scp:sl

and it has 018 aswell

[rancid dome]

Nawh man 😭🙏

[nocturne swift]

so its not just 049 106 096

[polar spade]

This just gets sadder and sadder

[nocturne swift]

they also made gampasses for scps

400 robux 096

300 robux 106

400 robux 049

[rancid dome]

💀

[polar spade]

SL is free man…

[nocturne swift]

400 robux is like 5 euros

[nocturne swift]

i know lol

they even made a gun pay to win

[rancid dome]

SL made cheap but with a paywall

Who wouldnt love that

[nocturne swift]

lol

[polar spade]

New monetisation tactic for SL

[nocturne swift]

THEY COPIED CASSIE

LOL

[rancid dome]

Hellll

[polar spade]

Better question is to ask what they didn’t copy

Human models are original right?
Are they based on the newer models?

[rancid dome]

These graphics are stunning man

I can almost read the text on TV

[polar spade]

You know maybe we judged SL’s lighting too harshly

[nocturne swift]

roblox normal body

the only thing that changed is lcz

hcz and surface is the same

i just killed 939 with a micro ingame

the micro ingame is even worse lol

it takes like 10 seconds to kill an scp

and the tesla is really slow

they copied the items aswell

@rancid dome @polar spade they even made 018 faster

[rancid dome]

Lethal böll

[nocturne swift]

😭

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866699859813859352/1300071594500030536/image_2023-07-13_155304219.gif

[rancid dome]

😭😭

[rancid dome]

Hiya Quincy

[tight ermine]

Hii

[rancid dome]

You doing good?

[rancid dome]

I have a plan to beat my own nordscheleife lap record

@tough tapir ^

[rancid dome]

The hell-

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/help-gif-9858523764566581784

[tough tapir]

:o

Noespeed

[rancid dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244664728484319262/1369402146335756359/E3TQE46.gif

[tough tapir]

Noemschleife

[rancid dome]

More gifs like this will be made

Btw, did I spell nords right lol

Been a while since I last typed it out on my own memory

Nope, I gave it an extra e, damn

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cbt-helicopter-spin-helicopter-spin-gif-27236721

[tough tapir]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ea-eeee-1

[nocturne swift]

its addictive though

cus instead of extremely long round and dispersed groups

theres like alot of people that stay together

for example mtf inside of this game try to save scientists and are kinda smarter usually

scp:sl in roblox is easier tho so i dont really know

[meager jay]

sorry for the random ping from a year ago, but does autoverification mean its automatically put on the public server list?

[split ore]

That is the intent, yes

[meager jay]

huge

[upper raven]

It's cold

[gritty hawk]

Morning:p

[tough tapir]

https://klipy.com/gifs/golshi-uma-musume

[nocturne swift]

(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

what are these

[tough tapir]

(´▽`)

[nocturne swift]

ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ

[upper raven]

Whopper whopper whopper double chese whopper whopper

[shy horizon]

Dominoes is genuinely fucking disgusting

God damn bro

Worst meal in the last 5 years

[rancid dome]

damn, one can only imagine how bad it is

[weak cargo]

Oh you mean the pizza

[shy horizon]

Yeah

[rancid dome]

tbf, it prob wont be hard to imagine that plastic would taste pre bad too

[shy horizon]

i ate the pizza forcefully I forced through it and then I opened the fries.

I genuinely didnt even finish it

[rancid dome]

speaking of eating, who tf brought food into a study room

[shy horizon]

I ate 2 fries and then threw them all out

[rancid dome]

the smell is so distracting 😭 😭

[shy horizon]

Lmfao

That's crazy man 😭

[rancid dome]

anyhow, whatever

[rancid dome]

nawh what, how do you even fuck up the fries tho :(

[tough tapir]

they were fried while making them

[shy horizon]

They were all soggy and after the pizza I just wanted to kill myself

Fuck I feel so disgusting after eating that

Oh my god

[rancid dome]

💀

[shy horizon]

This is what I want to be after eating that

[rancid dome]

lol

maybe it's just that restaurant

the next one could have a better cook

[shy horizon]

Maybe

What I do know is I'm not going back to domninoes

Ever

Actually pizza was my favorite food before this

God

It's all ruoned

[rancid dome]

hahah yeah that's understandable

[shy horizon]

Now I'm stuck sitting on a bench for and hour and 30 minutes

I wanna go home

[rancid dome]

😭

do you want something to watch or listen to in the meantime?

I can send you some of the songs I love (in mp4 and mp3 forms if you want)

[shy horizon]

Oh yeah sure I could do that

[rancid dome]

what's your style?

[icy flume]

Fantastic or Pepsitastic

[full mountain]

4

[tough tapir]

Pepi

[shy horizon]

Oh whoops well idk I just listen to pop

I'm basic

I listen to uhh a lot of random stuff I suppose

[small sun]

have you listened to ninajirachi before?

[shy horizon]

No

I dont think so

[small sun]

download I Love My Computer

would recommend

(the album)

that or Magdalena Bay's Imaginal Disk

both are pretty good albums

[shy horizon]

I'll check it out

[shy horizon]

I'll check this out too

[orchid kraken]

I played tarkov before

[rancid dome]

Do you have the menu theme songs?

[orchid kraken]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHWoCotuxs61cuC0OQShmUoR0mP_8YXFx&si=LG9cO8iylbyJqoXj

[rancid dome]

🔥

fuck yea

[orchid kraken]

Denial, prepare for escape and rules of engagement>

[rancid dome]

Denial fucking rocks 🔥

[orchid kraken]

That one part

The epic dramatic one

[rancid dome]

i think we all know which part that is ahahah

even the replay spikes shows

RoE also pretty damn fire tho

I think my fav

[bold jasper]

noemi hi

Hello

[rancid dome]

hiya Plank! :D

[bold jasper]

Hi

How are you

[rancid dome]

How ya doing

I'm doing good!

Although not so much if you asked me 3 hours ago hahah

but I am doing good yes

[bold jasper]

I am well!! I cleaned my apartment and I'm waiting for my laundry to finish before I make some lunch :))

[bold jasper]

What

[rancid dome]

What are you thinking of making for lunch? 👀

[bold jasper]

uhhh, probably some pasta

[rancid dome]

ah ic

I was thinking of going to get some spaghetti for "dinner" in about 2 hours

or just some fried rice I think, not sure

[upper raven]

[astral ibex]

FISH

[rancid dome]

Hiya Rub :D

[toxic peak]

a i i o r u p l h

[astral ibex]

!rep @amber ether

[snow umbra]

You have just given @amber ether a reputation point!

[toxic peak]

updoot

[amber ether]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

RUB

AND HUGS

HELLOOOO

[rancid dome]

Hiya Joe

[amber ether]

HEYA JOE

[bold jasper]

And not me?

What the heck bro

[tame hollow]

Even Plank is around!

[toxic peak]

i ront understand what language that is.

[tame hollow]

heya

[bold jasper]

Hi Joe

[amber ether]

How’s it going?

[tame hollow]

pretty well after arriving back in country

[amber ether]

Oooo

[bold jasper]

Hugs when are you joining the NW retirement home

[rancid dome]

lol

[toxic peak]

country is my country is my okay

[tame hollow]

one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us

[toxic peak]

who is us.

what

[astral ibex]

Where'd you go?

[toxic peak]

okay

[amber ether]

Idk, but even if I wanted to retire Andi would just pull me back into S&C

[tame hollow]

your country

probably not your state though

[astral ibex]

I am so sorry

[tame hollow]

oh no dont be, i had the happiest days of my life there

[amber ether]

🔥

[toxic peak]

i dont live in illinois because its boring

[tame hollow]

met the most amazing people ever

[bold jasper]

surprising given the current state of the place

[astral ibex]

This image but American instead of white

[bold jasper]

the people are keeping it afloat at least

[tame hollow]

well, I am talking mostly about the people not politics or infrastructure

thats a different topic

[bold jasper]

Well luckily you hopefully didnt have to interact with any of that

[tame hollow]

No, i was treated fairly well for being a german / tourist

expected more hate or being called a nazi

[toxic peak]

dw i ddim yn byw yn illinois achos mae’n ddiflas

[amber ether]

There should be a Northwood retirement home discord server where it’s only retired staff

[toxic peak]

o na.

[astral ibex]

TRUE

[tame hollow]

which states were you two in again?

[rancid dome]

you should make it when you retire

[astral ibex]

Basically Simon's server

[amber ether]

@astral ibex you’re smart, make the server

[amber ether]

Half true

[toxic peak]

is that a thing people do

[amber ether]

Probably true

[amber ether]

You trying to say something?

[rancid dome]

Perhaps

[tame hollow]

oh yeah, the american mind can't comprehend that 80 years passed. So germans sometimes still get called a nazi

:))

[toxic peak]

darn americans!

[astral ibex]

Both East Coast states

[toxic peak]

dadgum yanks

[tame hollow]

Oh yeah you don't need to be exact, but probably not NC right? I've been to NC, MS and FL during my trip

[astral ibex]

I dunno if Plank wants to say, but I'm from NC

[astral ibex]

No shit?

[tame hollow]

OH ACTUALLY?

[astral ibex]

We could've passed each other and never known

[tame hollow]

Fuck we could have maybe met, lemme go to DMs and ask

[amber ether]

@astral ibex make the retirement home

[rancid dome]

Mayhaps I should join this

[bold jasper]

I'm in New York (not city) so... didn't quite make it to my location lol

[upper raven]

Todododododo

[amber ether]

If he doesn’t make it, I will

[rancid dome]

Wait.

[tame hollow]

quite a way yeah hahaha

[rancid dome]

Does that mean?

[amber ether]

Nope

[tame hollow]

maybe a road trip plan for next time hahahaj

[amber ether]

Im like the owner of the building

[rancid dome]

Ah ok, I was just getting worried

[amber ether]

Can I come?

[astral ibex]

Do it

I'm at ye olden movie theater right now

[amber ether]

I’ll make it when I’m on my pc in a few

[astral ibex]

Watching Project Hail Mary

[amber ether]

Oooo

[rancid dome]

Why are you not coming to the east again, Joe?

I forgor what you said that time

climate was it?

[tame hollow]

are you in or around NC?

[tame hollow]

climate mostly and trip time. You wont get me to thailand ever

not even for cheap ladyboys

[rancid dome]

hahah fair

I mean, I wouldnt recommend coming here anyways

[amber ether]

No :(

[astral ibex]

Man I wanna visit Germany again

[tame hollow]

you can come visit me, I live somewhat nearby to Hamburg city.

[amber ether]

I’m on the other coast

[tame hollow]

Los Angeles

[rancid dome]

But would a trip to Japan be worth the trip time tho Joe?

[astral ibex]

I visited München last time

[tame hollow]

only if i learned some japanese

[astral ibex]

Munich, that's the name

[jade dune]

Please disable kernel debugging, exclusion paths and test signing in your system before playing SCP:SL)

[rancid dome]

understandable.

[tame hollow]

I wanna see more than just tokyo or cities, I wanna go country side and see some historical stuff

[rancid dome]

sammeeee

I wanna get the views too

[jade dune]

Hello guys! can anyone help with this?

[tame hollow]

munich works for english. but yeah, expensive as hell city in the south

[tame hollow]

not me

[rancid dome]

#technical-support

[rancid dome]

Please refer to this :)

[astral ibex]

dude I live out more in the countryside and there are so many good mountains to hike

[rancid dome]

maybe one day I will visit Germany (I hope)

[astral ibex]

Too damn hot
I wish I lived up North because I hate the heat

[tame hollow]

northern germany is just flat as a pancake.

[tame hollow]

please for lords sake, make america switch to metric

[astral ibex]

I don't remmeber

Dude I need some snow

[bold jasper]

There's still some very small piles of it here

[astral ibex]

Really?

That's unimaginable here

[tame hollow]

We had a good bit in my area around uh, february.

but not really during december

[bold jasper]

youve gotta remember we make like 15 feet high piles of snow in parking lots

And those last literal eons even if it warms up or rains

[astral ibex]

Unlucky, honestly
I know I say I like snow, but not YOUR kind of snow

[tame hollow]

I want 3ft deep snow so bad

[astral ibex]

Same

It's usually just a pinky length of snow around here in February

Also movie is starting, so I'll touch base with you all later
Ciao, tschüss, or whatever else people say

[bold jasper]

I think you've gotta realize if you want consistent snow you're basically getting what I get everywhere else

Just maybe once a season instead of maybe 2-3 times a season

[tame hollow]

enjoy the movie!

[bold jasper]

Because once Lake Erie freezes over winter is relatively normal

[slender inlet]

this has to have been thé worst winter ever

it would be winter for a week or two and then summer/spring for the next 3 weeks

more ice than snow this year

[rancid dome]

@tame hollow ah, I didnt see your message on ig, sorry. Kinda just put my phone away for a while. But I am doing good, thanks for asking.

[tame hollow]

aight bro, if somethings up lmk man

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir A senior just asked me if I wanted to eat some chicken lmao

He barely knows me but offered me something to eat anyway ❤️

Said I looked lonely lmao 😭

[tough tapir]

Chicken!

[rancid dome]

Tbf, I was the only person sitting at a table alone while others had like 2-3+

[tough tapir]

Never say no to chicken

[bold jasper]

I just finished making my lunch and the moment I hopped on my computer to watch a video with it my internet went out... :(

[shy horizon]

Holy shit that sucks

I feel bad

[rancid dome]

Real asf

[tough tapir]

Did he also turn purple and say I can fix that

[rancid dome]

Is this a fnaf reference 💀

[tough tapir]

Bladerunner

[rancid dome]

Ah.

[tough tapir]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-look-lonely-i-can-fix-that-bladerunner2049

[rancid dome]

I am so under the rock 😭 😭

[tough tapir]

🪨🪨🪨
@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

Ya thats me alright

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/crime-war-crimes-criminal-criminals-uhgg-gif-9294414266865576889

hold up

for a second the gif was not loading I got scared 😭

[shy horizon]

🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
🪨 Noemi_ 🪨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I fixed it

Ffs

[tough tapir]

you broke it

[shy horizon]

There we go

I fixed it now'

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1484665134554026004/togif.gif

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1482243987720114308/togif.gif

[shy horizon]

When have you last played SL

[orchid kraken]

Yes

Terday

[shy horizon]

newgen

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427596341802045450/1485234718168580287/attachment.gif

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1484944574303441017/togif.gif

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[shy horizon]

You should rep me

:D

[keen axle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-here-skeleton-hello-darkness-halloween-spooky-gif-17797510

Oh no...

[shy horizon]

bro doesnt have perms

muhahaha

[keen axle]

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1482127435465097307/togif.gif

[keen axle]

Well, nice to meet you guys ❤️ Im Mercy I voiced Omicron 10 in the Secret Laboratory trailers 🤟

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/혼파망-피자-당황-community-chaos-gif-16635574

[shy horizon]

Say sick evan really really quick 10 times

[tight ermine]

@shy horizon what's the meaning of "Trial Senior" appended to your server nickname?

[shy horizon]

I'm a trial senior

I'm trialing to be a senior

[tight ermine]

Senior of what

[shy horizon]

A senior

[keen axle]

Me when my back hurts

[shy horizon]

I'm on my way to be an old man

[rocky adder]

he’s trialing to be old, yeah

[keen axle]

🤝

[rocky adder]

!rep @shy horizon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @shy horizon a reputation point!

[tight ermine]

Interesting

[shy horizon]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

anyways

how’s it going quincy

[keen axle]

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760534759209173044/1274031612912468060/ceQReeXRknj78cbofrjb.gif

[shy horizon]

How come?

[rancid dome]

Hiya Cassette

and quincy again

[rocky adder]

hey there Noemi

[keen axle]

Nice to meet u cassette

[rocky adder]

hi there

[keen axle]

Im new here but also not new at the same time

[uneven goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258131807174393868/1475059307669360823/Frogs.gif

[tight ermine]

Pretty good 😎
How's THE CassetteQueen doing?

[rocky adder]

pretty decent

life has certainly been going lately

but i’m not doing bad

[tight ermine]

Always good to hear

Life does tend to go

[rocky adder]

that it does

some interesting personal developments going on, but otherwise i’m just gonna play minecraft or something today

[keen axle]

In my downtime ive been slowly going back into TF2

That is if I ever get downtime

[tight ermine]

Ooh TF2, I've been wanting to get back into that as well

Been a while since I've played that game

[keen axle]

I find playing MvM mega relaxing

[tight ermine]

I feel that

[rancid dome]

@tight ermine

Didnt take this photo, but still our car

[tight ermine]

Depends on the team haha

[tight ermine]

Hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[tough tapir]

diagnosis: orange

[rancid dome]

😭😭

[keen axle]

Playing fae cleric in D&D

[rancid dome]

He does not seem amused

[keen axle]

Do you guys know sixxy?

[tight ermine]

The myth, the legend

[rancid dome]

More in #pet-pictures for ya

[rocky adder]

been meaning to do another northwood tf2 night

[tight ermine]

Hit me up!

[rocky adder]

meant to the weekend after i met up with joe

[rocky adder]

will do

[keen axle]

Thats my Fren we work together at Tats top videos

[rocky adder]

i’d say maybe this weekend but i got two upcoming articles i gotta get done for the newspaper so that’s a no-go

[rocky adder]

oh banger

[tight ermine]

Soon™

[rocky adder]

i remember that channel

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1482845726529814548/image0.gif

[keen axle]

Yeah, I should've joined a long time ago, sorry about that 🙏 do you guys remember the reinforcements video for from the echoes

[languid radish]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[inner walrus]

very cute car

[languid radish]

Who want

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir prop

[rocky adder]

i’ll take it

[rancid dome]

❤️❤️

[languid radish]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

thanks Spets

[keen axle]

!rep @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

i’d give you a rep if i hadn’t just gave it away

[languid radish]

No problem my frien

[tough tapir]

beeg prop

[brisk olive]

!rep @brisk olive

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[keen axle]

Obama Medal.png

[brisk olive]

why am I not allowed to be a narcisist

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/magpie-bird-tweet-sing-chirping-gif-16192946

[keen axle]

-# I cant post gifs lmfao

[amber lintel]

Bandwagoning

[brisk olive]

embed perms at level 5 + 5

[rocky adder]

embed perms ar level 10

[amber lintel]

I made myself Head Flerkjerk as a joke and it spread

[rancid dome]

I'm sure you'll can real soojn mate :D

[brisk olive]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[keen axle]

We gotta cook me up a skeleton training montage

[brisk olive]

[keen axle]

I cant post images NOOOO

[rancid dome]

You can in #media-posts but that's a big rip

Funny thing is I think sending just a single message makes you like around top 10k

Server kinda dead

[brisk olive]

that's because like 80% of the accounts aren't active anymore

[keen axle]

Sounds like my kinda place

[rancid dome]

Nah server's just dead frfr

[rancid dome]

Top #1 real soon at this rate

Oh yes, I havent said it yet but welcome! :D

[somber raptor]

there we go

[tough tapir]

fortnite battle pass

[next cloak]

full scale missile soon

[rancid dome]

The what

[next cloak]

i just need 10 more parts thats avg 14h

[next cloak]

missile

[rancid dome]

I think I messed up D:

Here's a better image

[tough tapir]

no no, it just went to ludicrous speed

[rancid dome]

Short final > mach jesus in 1 sec

[mortal crypt]

😭

[tough tapir]

jesus speedrun any %

[mortal crypt]

to much siege

[somber raptor]

:3

[shy horizon]

!update

[snow umbra]

[shy horizon]

very good

[true sky]

!update

[snow umbra]

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1484665134554026004/togif.gif

[keen axle]

The Missile knows where it is from where it isnt

@somber raptor Anchio Sono Italiano 🇮🇹 💖

Hey guys, if I were to post music I make, where would that go?

[tacit ivy]

Anyone got the old Chaos insurgency meme with the logicer and music in the background playing “just a dream”

[gilded timber]

You're welcome to drop it in #art-showcase

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 45 minutes, 16 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

bruh what

[copper lodge]

wait CASSIE is a programm not an AI

[rancid dome]

basically

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[keen axle]

My links just got atomized LMAO

[gilded timber]

Our mod bot is a little antiquated, if you can try attaching something to your message

[keen axle]

I think my keycard to the facility is too low clearance... wait this is just a piece of paper and crayon with a laniard..

[keen axle]

Like an image?

[gilded timber]

An image should work

[glacial carbon]

Word

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-gif-3651528599106767450

[upper raven]

Barotrauma

More like

Baro Trauma

[tawny vapor]

[upper raven]

I only see white dots on 4K monitor

[somber raptor]

UwU

[steep summit]

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1484259680699285677/attachment.gif

[somber raptor]

Yes

[solar glacier]

Aww

[tawny vapor]

Scug Army. That's why they're so... "dangerous"

[neon citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1477249394049941666/scp953-dance.gif

[neon citrus]

boii what u say about phonk ☠️

[uneven goblet]

953 definitely won’t rip your throat out chat :D

Definitely…

[upper raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656291785957703703/1187188872686350446/watermark.gif

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[next ether]

bring back old menu as an option in next update

[upper raven]

3+ gb

[next ether]

worth it

[timid niche]

Not worth it

[hasty summit]

[next ether]

its truly and 100% worth it

[timid niche]

Nah not really

[next ether]

overall 10 gb scp sl is not a problem

[timid niche]

Yeah but 3gb for useless menu is not worth it

[next ether]

3gb for a scp thematic and legacy feeling menu

[brisk olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/656291785957703703/1187188872686350446/watermark.gif

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/juno-protogen-my-furry-protogen-yap-unlimited-gif-2406717668401206396

[brisk olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830600268101976084/1484259680699285677/attachment.gif

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[timid niche]

And then she brutally kills him

[brisk olive]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1482845726529814548/image0.gif

[copper lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200471438461775892/1276106785865994282/Discord_NbeAQIrFdj.gif

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

next rep 8:50am

So after two coffees

[neon saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325149899318235218/1485364569114284163/af59f2026e3c0fd826b084b4e7b07d36.gif

[rancid dome]

Gonna be attempting this @tight ermine

[tough tapir]

No bots

Just you and gun vs the world

Wonder how many restarts that's gonna take

[rancid dome]

Got to top floor on the first try

So hope fully wont take much

hopefully

[tawny vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508334973632118805/1473125293500924087/1961053998.gif

[rancid dome]

Gave me like 14 suspects on top floor bruh

[tough tapir]

that's a lot of pects that were being sus

[upper raven]

A lil bit more saturation

[next ether]

also is there any chance that 3114 is coming back as playable round scp in 15.0

[sleek estuary]

very unlikely, 3114 is only an event scp

[uneven goblet]

From what I know probably not but don’t quote me on that

[next ether]

what about old menu, if im not wrong northwoods were saying that they might add old menu as an option someday

[somber raptor]

https://i.redd.it/emiroy1anbgc1.gif

[uneven goblet]

Nobody knows lol

[rancid dome]

Guh they keep getting visuals of me thru walls

[uneven goblet]

It’s a maybe

[rancid dome]

Literal sus of walling

[tough tapir]

they're in the walls

[brisk olive]

scp sl is going to be such as different game by 15.0

they've shown so many separate projects being worked on and most were said to be releasable slightly before, with, or after 15.0

likely they're going to do most of the big ones in 15.0 because it's a megapatch

[uneven goblet]

I’m not gonna miss old surface

And if you do miss old surface

[brisk olive]

so theoretically we're getting a new playable scp, a new surface zone, a new 049/173 subzone that connects one part of heavy to another, new models for a lot of common assets like medkits and generators

[uneven goblet]

You have Stockholm syndrome for it

[brisk olive]

plus we are likely getting the new deep corner rooms around the same time

[uneven goblet]

I mean it IS a major update

[brisk olive]

yes

but take 14.0 for example

we only had the goggles and a brand new heavy zone and reworked special weapons

alongside balance changes

which was a lot

this is like 3x that

[uneven goblet]

14.0 I think was NW experimenting with a new type of development strategy and 15.0 is gonna be their full send of that dev strategy

[brisk olive]

yeah

everything is going to be so different

[high wasp]

I wish you all a happy

[brisk olive]

[somber raptor]

absolutely disgusting property access pattern

[novel nimbus]

[hazy citrus]

Hello friends

[timid niche]

Goodbye

[tame hollow]

hello shoddy!

[hazy citrus]

Hope you are all having a wonderful Sunday

[hazy citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[tough tapir]

best shodster

https://klipy.com/gifs/umamusume-marvelous-sunday-1

[sleek estuary]

dont think that was said but UI is getting reworked

[hazy citrus]

Best ancient

[shy horizon]

!update

[snow umbra]

[shy horizon]

Damn

What will I do now

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-soldier-gif-13486386

[hazy citrus]

Secret lab where is the $80 purchase the $20 battlepass, where is the $100 recolor and pay to win weapon skins

[tough tapir]

SL battle pass

[hazy citrus]

3 d-class skins zero chaos skins, and the 700th scientist skin

[orchid kraken]

Scientologist

[rancid dome]

I wish these guys dont have 360 degrees vision bruh

Like they be walking with their back towards you and they just turn like they have eyes on their back too

and they dont even turn slowly, they just snap to your head and double tap your dome 😭

[tough tapir]

they use the secret technique

dome remover

[leaden silo]

hop on zircon

[severe magnet]

guys why does it keep asking me to disable kernel debugging

[severe magnet]

i used to play this game before

[gilded timber]

If you need help, take a look at #technical-support

[orchid kraken]

@true sky

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427596341802045450/1485234718168580287/attachment.gif

@upper raven @orchid kraken

[upper raven]

Im watching twd leave me alone

[true sky]

twd in growing 26

[orchid kraken]

Do u even have RON?

[true sky]

you think i'm a larper

[orchid kraken]

Yes

So.

Are you Ready?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-wait-what-speed-ben-gif-25740001

[orchid kraken]

You gotta hop on it

Cuz i have it too

And its like tarkov yk like

Realistic damage shit

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/what-about-them-girls-at-school-girls-at-school-gif-8995096434281204925

[orchid kraken]

Probably had it way before u

[true sky]

when

[orchid kraken]

Lemme look my first achievement

[orchid kraken]

2024 august

[orchid kraken]

So.. are you Ready?

[true sky]

no

[orchid kraken]

Do you think the guard from iron eclipse is ready?

[true sky]

Son

[orchid kraken]

The rifleman is definitely ready

he will get smacked with crowbar to face

[true sky]

Finish it already folkoid

[severe magnet]

All good i got it to work. Thanks

[orchid kraken]

Might today make the rifleman vs guard office part

Short gif as for demonstration

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224113146843889778/1484665134554026004/togif.gif

[somber raptor]

@mortal crypt @gaunt talon wanna play sum ranked?

[gaunt talon]

a little washed right now

[somber raptor]

damn

[urban forge]

Hiya

[somber raptor]

guess I'm back to solo queueing...

[urban forge]

damn i have like 500 ping on every server I join

[mortal crypt]

I just hopped off a second ago

[somber raptor]

bruuuhhh-

well hop on again :3

[mortal crypt]

I don't think i can play ranked also im washed im still copper 1

[somber raptor]

it's not like R6 takes 5 workdays to load

[mortal crypt]

Yeah their shitty useless anti cheat causes that

[somber raptor]

welp

guess I'm solo queueing...

[mortal crypt]

At least they have one

CS2 doesnt even have one

[somber raptor]

at least VAC is so shit that if you get banned by VAC it's 100% certain you were actually cheating

BattlEye is at that perfect spot between shit and decent where it means absolutely nothing

[mortal crypt]

VAC doesnt even work i played against cheaters and they're still playing till this day

[somber raptor]

I bet I could make a better anti cheat than Ubisoft's Shield Guard (which is supposed to complement BattlEye...)

[urban forge]

Battleye is the worst thing to ever happen to War Thunder

[somber raptor]

it's also in Rainbow Six: Siege

[urban forge]

damn

[uneven goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-prime-roblox-this-prison-to-hold-me-gif-2243275681037879442

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/bidoof-ultrakill-p-2-sisyphus-sisyphus-prime-gif-447937678362014690

[urban forge]

bro i'm so lost in this game

just spawned in (i'm dealing with blindingly high ping) as NTF

run around a corner, i'm detained, my immediate reaction is to yell for help on the mic

turns out a CI was hiding in a closet or something 😭

[somber raptor]

The so-called 'Anti-Cheat Gold Standard' is in:

• Arma II
• Arma II: Operation Arrowhead
• Arma III
• DayZ
• H1Z1
• H1Z1 King of the Hill
• ARK: Survival Evolved
• ARK: Survival of the Fittest
• Planetside 2
• Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege
• Survarium
• Project Argo
• Unturned
• Insurgency
• Day of Infamy
• The Isle
• Line of Sight
• Conan Exiles
• Blackshot
• Tibia
• Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
• Black Squad
• Phantomers
• Fortnite
• S4 League
• Zula
• Islands of Nyne
• Blacklight: Retribution
• SOS Game
• Pixark
• Heroes & Generals
• Bless Online
• APB Reloaded
• The Crew 2
• Atlas
• A.V.A.
• Escape From Tarkov
• Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Breakpoint
• Mount & Blade II - Bannerlord
• Outlaws of the Old West
• Planetside Arena
• Iron Conflict
• Watchdogs Lions
• Combat Arms - The Classic
• Combat Arms Reloaded
• Destiny 2
• Riders Republic
• Path of Titans

[open mirage]

I found a guy who took CI cosplay a little too far...

[urban forge]

anticheat shit brown standard

[somber raptor]

there's a reason Insurgency uses BattlEye but Insurgency Sandstorm moved over to EAC

Tell me, if BattlEye is so good, why does R6 also need ShieldGuard on top of it

[urban forge]

😭

[open mirage]

Idk man he looked pretty 1940's uhh, yeah...

[somber raptor]

ah yes
Green trench coat = 1940s

[open mirage]

no

Dude it was not that

I think he takes CI too seriously

[urban forge]

ngl i do not agree with how CI is portrayed in a lot of SCP media

[somber raptor]

C.I. Samurai 🔥

[open mirage]

#media-posts how we looking?

[urban forge]

where are they getting this top of the line gear from

i imagine CI as more like a bunch of Italian partisans

[open mirage]

I have to buy my cosplay group body cameras since we have ran into 4 SCP Extremist cosplay groups in the past year.

[urban forge]

i- what

[open mirage]

Yep

[somber raptor]

remember they were once part of the foundation

the Insurgency originally split off from the SCP Foundation itself in 1948

[open mirage]

Hell if Mr insurgent here goes to enough cons assuming they are in european cons they would know of N.E.E.N

[somber raptor]

they're not a bunch of hillbillies, they are a very much organized militia

[urban forge]

what's their income stream then

they evidently don't have 1940s era equipment

[open mirage]

I am making some labcoats I need some help though with ranks

[somber raptor]

yes, the dudes they recruit are kind of hillbillies, but the Chaos Insurgency still inherits their ways from MTF Alpha-1

[somber raptor]

• all the shit they've stolen from the foundation
• possibly money-laundering fronts

[urban forge]

money laundering?

excellent

[open mirage]

Starting off with 50 labcoats 10 black and 40 white White Is low and medium ranks black being high and senior ranks

[somber raptor]

The foundation's rank structure is very much up to your canon to define

there's no unified tale/article about the structure of the SCP Foundation

[open mirage]

We're a bit unorthadox in our lore

[somber raptor]

also we got a picture with Jesus Christ

[open mirage]

Or in my servers idea of it

[open mirage]

I lay down my arms

[somber raptor]

I'm curious

[open mirage]

Idk if its a good thing but I don't publicly advertise to not break rules but also to take in the right people who will fit in.

440 members currently

[open mirage]

There are no SCP Groups past Serbia they are all CI

Help.

They are literally all CI splinter groups I have not found a single SCP Cosplay group past there

[leaden sparrow]

total teto sweep

[somber raptor]

Long Live the Chaos Insurgency

[somber raptor]

Personally my idea of the foundation's rank structure is that Clearance Level, Rank and Assignment are all different and each department works independently (two people of different clearance level in different departments don't automatically have authority over each other)

For example in my canon (btw I'm doing some worldbuilding and soon [in like... an eternity or so] I'll release a big ass Minecraft SCP map) you have the Research Department has 8 ranks:

• Global Research Council (Clearance 5) -> Global council of high-ranking researchers forming research policies for the foundation
• Branch Administrator (Clearance 5) -> Highest-ranking researcher for a given region
• Director of Research (Clearance 4) -> Highest-ranking researcher in a given Site
• Head Researcher (Clearance 4)
• Research Supervisor (Clearance 3)
• Researcher (Clearance 2)
• Junior Researcher (Clearance 1)
• Intern (Clearance 1)

[open mirage]

Fair fair

May I dm you if that’s ok?

I have a few inquiries

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir @polar spade mornin'

[somber raptor]

There's also 14 Departments:

• Mobile Task Forces (Ranks go from Private 2nd Class/Operative to Commander/Field Marshal, overseen by ETTRA)
• Medical Department (Ranks go from Resident to Global Medical Council)
• Engineering Department (Ranks go from Junior Engineer/Containment Specialist to Admin)
• Security Department (Ranks go from Private 2nd Class to General)
• Department of External Affairs (Ranks from Agent to Head of E.A.)
• Research Department (Ranks already explained)
• Manufacturing Department (Ranks from Employee to Admin)
• Logistics Department (Ranks from Employee to Admin)
• Internal Tribunal Department (Ranks from Agent to High Tribunal; overseen by Ethics Committee)
• Administration (Ranks from Zone Manager to O5 Council)
• Intelligence Agency (Ranks from Field Agent/Analyst to Intelligence Administrator)
• Internal Security Department (Ranks from Field Agent/Operative to Internal Security Administrator; directly overseen by O5-1)
• Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority (Ranks from Agent to O4 Command)
• Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (Ranks from Assistant to Information Security Council)

[somber raptor]

sure

[open mirage]

We were gonna Ally with Russia but then the 2nd Russo Ukrianian war happened.

So uh probably not

[patent bear]

i have no fucking clue how fortnite is able to have no cheaters basically

[open mirage]

Just wanted that to end first we also have SCP Australia Japan and other countries in europe and other places

[patent bear]

i saw only one back in the day, and they got banned mid-game in 2018

they have some black magic shit in their anti cheat team

[somber raptor]

I bet I could design a better anti-cheat than R6 💀

[open mirage]

#media-posts Did you see the labcoats

[patent bear]

genuinely

you could probably vibe code a better anti-cheat than the bullshit ubisoft has

ask grok to write you one and it'll probably come out better

[somber raptor]

I already have a design in mind

I just can't code it cuz I don't know C# or C++

[somber raptor]

or Assembly for that matter since I bet that at least part of most anticheats is directly written in ASM

[balmy bison]

is THERE ONLY ONE PATREON NOW

sorry caps 😭

[sleek estuary]

wym

[balmy bison]

where is ther resolved slot patreon one?

[gilded timber]

You can purchase reserved slots on Northwood Official Servers here:
https://www.patreon.com/nwservers

[orchid kraken]

I think i have too much of guns

So many guns but not many of armor

[orchid kraken]

Broddie on picture is NOT surviving that

[patent bear]

he's got that shit

have some faith

[hushed stone]

capture so fucking old my eyes got covered with shelf dust

[hushed stone]

have some faith

and he's about to get his ass torn open

un ambassador shaking his head gif with the caption 'its bleak' at the bottom

[somber raptor]

Receiving a warning for offensive comms in CS2 is a flex honestly

[patent bear]

no faith anymore bro

[patent bear]

the only thing i ever did on CS2 cause i hate the game was to go on with my friends and fuck with people

[hushed stone]

dude NOBODY plays CS2 unless they've got a findom kink or they're russian 😭

nodding wojak gif

iirc outside of getting off to the craziest shit in telegram playing cs2 is one of their favourite pastimes for some reason

not really sure why

[gaunt talon]

Never saw those massive medikits

[orchid kraken]

Grizzly is best and biggest medkit in game

1800 heal supply

But hard to find

U would find salewa of Afaks constantly

[lapis birch]

when is new scp coming out

no est?

[hasty summit]

!update

[snow umbra]

[sleek estuary]

2026

[lapis birch]

!update

[snow umbra]

[lapis birch]

wow

[verbal spade]

whats up

how it's going

[leaden silo]

thank you huahhuahs for making the !update command interesting

!update

[snow umbra]

[leaden silo]

hooray

!update

😟

[gilded timber]

!cc cooldown update 30 guild

[snow umbra]

Custom command cooldown successfully edited.

[gilded timber]

There you go

[valid silo]

!update

[snow umbra]

[valid silo]

NEVER

[leaden silo]

mac and charlie die is the best 2 parter episodes ever

!update

[snow umbra]

[leaden silo]

i hate u haubabshua

you ruined !update

it’ll never be the same again

[lapis birch]

!update

!update

[snow umbra]

[lapis birch]

uh

!update

gg

[leaden silo]

!update

damn

best discord update ever

this is more fun than 15.0 could ever be

[gilded timber]

I'll cancel development

[leaden silo]

!update

[snow umbra]

[leaden silo]

confirmed

[verbal spade]

How can be global moderator ? whats the requirements???

[leaden silo]

whatever it is I doubt you meet it bro

something tells me having a bio praising hitler isnt a good step in the right direction to getting modded

idk could be wrong

[verbal spade]

what are talking about bro

[rancid dome]

I think you know exactly what your bio says man

[patent bear]

i know you got the chud chin

[verbal spade]

search the Gustav Klimt

[leaden silo]

wdym dude, clearly talking about Gustav Klimt

see exactly

[verbal spade]

if you read Gustav Klimt's motivation talks you see them

[leaden silo]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[verbal spade]

this man knows something about art

[strong dune]

Thats a crazy bio

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[verbal spade]

you now Gustav Klimt?

[verbal spade]

thanks for that

Gustav Klimt is stays my best

[leaden silo]

“Gustav Klimt is stays my best”

[verbal spade]

yep

[verbal spade]

where you from?

[leaden silo]

Russian Federation

[verbal spade]

I'm from Afghanistan

your old comrades invaded my little country

[leaden silo]

I was just kinda assuming you were from russia, im from florida, so that statement still holds true

[verbal spade]

nah ı'm joking

i'm from Republic of Türkiye

fr

[bold jasper]

2/10 bait

[gilded timber]

We recruit for this position exclusively internally, sorry!

[verbal spade]

sounds bad for me

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hug-loaf-cat-loaf-bread-position-gif-5350365866289357769

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bread-cat-loaf-cread-cat-dough-gif-15808640102646761906

[next cloak]

me rn

[strong dune]

This is me when im a bun, a tasty tasty bun

[forest field]

To be baked and kneaded, oh how fun

[frigid raptor]

Who owns SCP sl

[strong dune]

No one

Too expensive

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir Every single time I see this screen, it makes me wonder how tf did I do it.

[strong dune]

So much for mid exam

[shy horizon]

How is the legal battle with Sony

[rancid dome]

Obviously I'd have to finish it now to respond to you, genius.

[left chasm]

hey

[rocky adder]

me omw to dome the first civ i see who gives me any sass

[rancid dome]

Hiya

[rancid dome]

Idek how I did S in 7 minutes 15

But yes, doming civies the way to go 🔥🔥

[left chasm]

Hi noemi

[rancid dome]

Heya Lizi

How ya doing :))

[leaden silo]

appeal didnt go through because I went to the forums to complain about it

so now Im stuck with a 2 month ban

I feel like the safety of minors is a bigger priority than the identity of a moderators volunteer status

[left chasm]

pretty good and u?

[rancid dome]

Not that great, today has been pretty shite honestly

It's so shite that exams are not on the list of bad things today

But hey, it could've been a lot worse too

[left chasm]

exams should be top of the list

[rancid dome]

Welp, anything can happen ig

[left chasm]

Fr, you never know

[left chasm]

But maybe there’ll be a surprise.

[rancid dome]

Yeah, the surprise is I'm not gonna get sleep as planned lol

I would've been showering rn preparing to sleep or already in bed if not for something

[shy horizon]

That's crazy

Welp

[rancid dome]

But hey, the plus side is I'm closer to the time I should be sleeping

At the cost of having to stay up for 30 hours

[leaden silo]

never wished harm or attacked the mod past gettin upset at his actions, but because I had a previous violation for calling out a moderator who had a hidden tag then its justified to ban me for that long for calling out a pedophile

unbelievable

its effectively double jeopardy for an enforcement I already learned from and dealt with

[shy horizon]

Yeah that's what I think too