#general-chat
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heya
You doing good?
do you listen to cassettes
Yes
but the rest of the day was good!
I am actively finding out my sleep limits at this very moment
am a cd guy
real shit
i’ve been reconnecting with an old friend
it’s been a wonderful, wonderful experience
this morning was just ass because i had a horrible nightmare and couldn’t fall back asleep
That's great
wat 21 is not old.... smh
need that sometimes
most of the fanbase is fetus sized in comparison
To be honest it is in this corner of SL unless you're like senior management somewhere
does this mean i am unc
21 is like the start of adulthood haha
honestly yea
Lately I've been getting it a lot too. For someone who doesnt really see or have dreams during sleep like me.
Idk if I worded that right or not
Im getting the most freakest dreams
SG is back from the dead
nightmares is usually caused by increased stress, life changes, etc.....
i swear to god there is something in the air
guessing it is because of finales
so many people i know are all going through it somehow or another
this is what i get for saying 2026 gonna be my year
I've been busy with life lately, especially these days, some 13k words for my research, HRM is pissing me off, but it's alright, a few weeks and I will graduate, then hopefully going to China for university
2026 is not anyone year but a couple of people lets be honest
2026 suck
in general
i said that shit then said “fuck it it’s gonna be my year regardless!”
next week rolls around and i wake up to a ping to learn that a service i rely on heavily is being discontinued
so yeah 2026 is ass we’ll try again next year
And prob cuz I did 100% of presentations and reports for the group projects.
Had a late start of finals reading compared to others cuz of doing those too
age vert, a lot of things I cannot mention because of politics, etc....
2026 suck
good assertion tbh
lol me either
I'm actually late for the deadline
It's tomorrow.. Well today actually
I just woke up
Yeah i woke up from the dead
honestly I miss doing finales
oh shit
Better get grinding
It's done... Kinda, some annoying adjustments is what needs to be done, like adding Appendices, References, and Index
Statements dreamed up by the deranged
Indeed
what is bro yapping about
Imagine doing the finals
I mean it is better than dealing with some of the shit I deal with nowdays
Sheeesh....
Least you get paid for that stuff
haha
I rather work and get paid then suffer for months for 5 days exams
And all I get is a paper
youngster you are
I'm 21
ya
i’ll take what i got for now
Anyways im going back to the dead
same here
Cya guys in 17.0.0
night folks
also I forgot to respond to this but most of these you dont get paid for
What are you even dealing with
Hi Noemi!

I am moving for one. So stress of that. But typical adult life issues. You guys are in school phase.
I mean even that will still have this stress
Although I’ll probably do online school to get my degree at some point
Gonna need it if I want to move up further
That’s what the Prozac is for :)
Viper 
hey im in here

have this server ru chat?
no
🙁
No it wasn't
You weren't thinking when 2000 was 7 years ago...
When big rep
Guys hi!
!rep
Im Russian Player And i have some Problems with SCP Secret Laboratory
You can give a rep!
Can you Help me?
What issue are you currently experiencing?
!rep
You need to wait 49 minutes, 48 seconds until you can give reputation again!
I can Show you my Printscreen?
This biger

whoops
We might not be able to help, but you can show it in #media-posts
Are you playing the new DLC?
no
they are NOT ready
So, guys, I recently decided to get back into the game, and everything seemed to be going well. However, for the past three days, I've been experiencing issues with the servers, and I'm unable to log in to the last one. Unfortunately, I can't provide you with a screenshot of my screen, as I'm not fluent in English or American. I understand the technical support section in the game, but I'm not familiar with the details.
Stress elevato
They will, once they have received proper training
Guys? Please Help me i very Love SCP sl
Russian, right?
Yes
!langru
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Check out this server and see if the TS is available there
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Also fuck you guys just talking people out behind their backs 
I'm just a person online but I have feelings too
Sorry for existing
goo goo babies
If you have a problem with someone then tell them
Not talk it out behind them
Now THAT'S whacky behaviour
damn, berman straight to the point
redbull gave him wings
Ye suprise suprise I have feelings and I can get hurt too 
Number 16, Max retires from race
Number 16 is Leclerc :0
:o
Number 15 then
there's no number 15 driver on the current grid
There's number 14 tho, and that's Goatnando
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he's just very excited
Hello Auro
🦕



sauropod
auropod


been a while since I last saw that
Bunnipod
totally forgot it existed
she forgor
:(
The seabunny?
yea

Currently writing up the details of a commission
cannot wait to spend most of my allowance the day I got it
Whatchu spending it on
a commission for an artwork
gonna be using it for my pfp and/or wallpaper
but mainly for pfp
Ooh
daily pfp commission
daily maid commission
HELL NAWH


JUST 100 BUCKS???
May i have these 100 bucks then
What will you do for the 100 bucks
meow
Whats that
o>
The fah rah
Build your house above ground level
@true sky
Build a roof
Why Peri
Lmao

w
Maidlex
victor
Is that anton sugar
anton chungus
its viktor
larp
windows 7 calc
No
anyone who played unity knows if this thing lit up?
yall reckon they should make tier 5 079 display scp hp?
no
not that i know
@tough tapir so this is a thing now
And she says mommy if you are a female trainer

The goo goo babies of all time
why is it just there
album
The femboy
is that nsfw
Idk either imma just delete it
Im just wondering who in dev literally forgor it✌️✌️
No femboy
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folk saw this on tok
I was told there were some stuff with him since I last saw him
Yes femboy


These are false accusations
Elias "Blitz" Kötz
I bet you cant even pronounce ö
(Btw yes I know most R6 operators' full names)
Make your mouth in the shape of a butthole
That's how you pronounce ö
@ruby cliff can you confirm? 
Jokes aside ö makes a kind of "closed" o sound, that sounds almost like a mix between an o and an u
its more like oe
Mmm yeah maybe that's a better description
I've always seen it as more of a mix between o and u but yeah it's often transliterated to oe by people who lack a numpad
Remember:
Alt+132 -> ä
Alt+129 -> ü
Alt+148 -> ö
Jokes on you, I have a dedicated button on my keyboard for it
Also
Alt+225 -> ß
Bet you don't have keys for àèéìòù then
I have for é
clears throat
ł
á é ó ú ö ü ő ű
Funnily enough the standardized writing for venetian dialect technically also uses ł
Paradox
However, Venetian is a spoken dialect, if you're writing it down there's something wrong with you
No it isnt,,
Uh huh
My language counts dzs as one letter
Floor
sz zs ty gy dz dzs
zżź
LMAO I zoomed in
Uh huh
Uh huh I can call you dummy and prove it
All false
None are false
Phone keyboards are even better
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Can't make pipes but I can do this
True




ya @past dune is all of these but wouldnt this fit you as well
besides maybe the short thing.... alex isnt as short as you
Nope
I mean certain quotes from you paint a different picture
pill quote
dress quote
too tiny to be folded
etc...
hell the pill quote I cannot even post here
@vocal anvil THANK YOU BRO
Wait
Why is there so many
I don't know which one is which
But thank you for getting revenge bro
My 127 didnt have any ammo left
These never happened
sure they didnt
I can dm you all of these if you want
most of this you cannot post here
auro will kill you
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Technically I could kill you for sending them in dms
I could post them in a certain other server you are in
technically
Same thing there
no power there
Power here!
where can i ask mods about something
Send it here. All or nothing
Go down fighting
Your sacrifice will be remembered
Well, you can ask us here, some of us in DMs, and through modmail
Depends on the case
You will go down with him as an accomplice
We shall be martyrs for the cause
nevermind
not gonna risk it
wouldn't most cases be modmail?
I'm 182 tho
Sorry, I was replying to Timeless, not you
that is why I said you wasnt as short
You should be fine with using the ModMail for most cases
Sounds like a skill issue
now that is efficient
it reminds me of a certain episode in futurama
Yeah, most of em are modmail
But if its just a regular question then modmails are not necessary
Auro
Wah
Can I dm mod fail for global ban appeal and my gaming crashing and I want to report a different server
fail
I mean you can but you might not be able to open a new ticket after
Sure, feel free to dm me 
LMAO
Contact Lucid and if lucid says no then ACMD Quincy and then CMD Lion and then Hubert
Tell that to my 30+ Cassie stab logs
Want me to make it 31, boy???
Be quiet
Want me to bother Lucid, boy?
Lucid is my homie
I'll bother Quincy
like quincy will care
I'll bother Lion
LMAO
Lion is a friend of mine
I'll bother x3j50
He has nothing to do with moderation
I will tell x3 not to help you
That's the point
He will yell at us both
x3 will not help you
He will yell at you
smh I beat you didnt even know x3 made a scp

I should make a dnd character about you @past dune
I already made one about auro
npc
the one made about auro uses illusion magic
Obsessive
Reminds me of when Havoc had that weirdo fan
tbh that is about the only sim
that npc is prob going to die anyways as well
next session
¯_(ツ)_/¯
also tbch this person was always going to practice illusion magic @meager slate
gm chat
Yes florida
lucky
Guess you haven't seen it yesterday
i tell ya every time i come in here lmao
You forgot the mag
make an option in settings so you can change your main menu to old one.
also make that you can recontain any playable scp subject without shooting it, like to contain any scp first of all you have to activate all 3 generators, if that gonna be added it would be so good
plus i dunno how it isn't a normal thing to find someone spamming "goo goo babies" in every encounter with no context weird
like i thought the whole point was that it was
just turned on the pc and saw like 3 executors pop up for a half second
just a norm for me atp
if ya can't handle that revelation idk why ya do it
at least live true to your own weirdness
No
Going back to NC tomorrow
but you did pick a hell of a time to visit the usa
hello joe
It was purposely left out to not kill someone
Hi plank!
Long time no see
Shouldve killed someone...
Murder
Who let you into the states
and you didn’t even bring me some of joes cooking while you’re here smh
what state do you live again
NY
ah you outside of the threat of tornados
nashvile and memphis or around that area def will
today
Yea I’m just gonna have rain and wind tomorrow from all that coming my way
there is really isnt a threat today
it is almost 90% sure that they will be a tornado
Seems like you’re running this place well without me
And you took over verif manager 
She's the goat
I am doing my best
I always wanted to do Verif stuff so it's funny how it worked out
team lucid and andimal the best
Huh, we only have one Discord overseer now.
Didn't realise that
For a while now
Hello.
@true sky bro wtf
@lapis sluice Please don't send that again, Ty
okayy
Oh
Lol
Found an awesome game on steam
We all voting this for the steam nominations 2026 @unreal fog @teal stump
what the fuck
What is this
minecraft map
It it like the topology of some terrain or quantum wave fluctuations
wouldn't it be the topography 🤓☝️
huh?
hes 23
Got the blender terms mixed up
blender 🤤🤤🤤
CBP officers lmao
pretty cool
fortnite
this map is for minecraft btw
folk

Frisk undertale
Lol you don't?
I don't recall a single time
Do nw members get paid
only certain positions
わ
Nope
We r stuck in the basement with computers
We get paid by getting dinner
You get dinner?
I wish I got fed
i didn't mean only staff
Noxplis secret lab
I'm on LoA 
Did I stutter?
@upper raven
what
I couldn't commit to a full 90 minutes just because. I don't play ranked games or even Fortnite
(They never last longer than 45 mins)
90 minutes is the theoretically longest possible match
I don't play the game so 
but that would require teaming basically
to achieve that
I don't think its possible with a random 10 ppl lobby
I assume the only nw members that actually play the game are game designers and writers
Oh okay
do you play?
Hell no
I need to play Borderlands 4 some more so I can fuel my aim accuracy and dopamine from that game.
56 Minutes played recently 💔
What is osm
One of my friends forced me to go play a few rounds 😭
Stands for Official Server Moderator, they handle Moderating the Northwood Official Servers
Oh yeah
They don't
Is the money Northwood gets from Patreon used purely just for merch or what
Because there is no salary
Forgot about it
If I remember correctly only Hubert is considered a full time employee

Sure, just fill out a job application form 

I didn't realize that Borderlands 4 improves aim beyond just the gameplay itself.
Maybe it's because I'm playing it on FG x3 lol.
Depends really, there's too much going on at times
Need more games that actually are great with spatial awareness. I know SL kind of does it but it's not like you're jumping and then shogunning something down just because it was trying to kill you.
(I just got an idea for an arena type in SL
)
Yeah, I guess that makes sense. That way, the game can teach you how to play under pressure when everything’s falling apart around you. x)
i feel like scp sl does does require good spatial awareness
A coincidence
Chaos footsteps behind you
my audio settings let me hear over chaos footsteps
Not to mention you can track where people have been via sound on round start
It has a falloff point though
I mean
loud gate noises
isn't that by definition spatial awareness
lol
you are getting info from your surroundings and using it
Too many hours and not enough time actually put into aiming my weapons right unless i'm locking in with a Revolver aimed at a player while admining
I'm so confused
A friend of mine once told me that he has a friend on Discord who also goes by the username Cedween. :P
My muscle memory knows how to pull out a revolver faster than an AK and aim it correctly. 

55.5334
are those bomb codes
51.59498839741963
Coordinates perhaps
arg
!lucid
@hoary nexus homhomhom
what
hom
hor hor hor hor
no
It's a curse
!hom
homhomhomhomhomhom
hi maid
Bet you feel mean now
map
found e11 in tarkov
maid chat
tung tung sutng shaur
ayo
just a normal artist
!langru
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Hi
hi
!langua
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what
ukrainian
yeah
avoid you
More Heavy rooms, 049 room rework, new SCP, surface zone rework fucken hell what else is being changed, better let us increase the ambience of the game, like all these changes could at least give me more immersion
Just saying gng
It does but if I can not increase teh volume of the game soundtrack ESPECIALLY Massive Labyrinth I will be sad
At least light flares will be back, hopefully
did i get banned from patreon or smth 😭
my internets fine but its not loading for no reason
Yeah its not loading for me too
How do u get banned from A patreon you literally spend money to look at stuff early
how much is the patreon
Shit tons of people are loading the page, it's gonna be slow
5-50+
Will Text Displays be spawnable and changeable? 🥺
TextToy
5 bucks
oh mein gott bruh
peasants how are you enjoying your leftovers?
I used to be like you, but then I realized that there is no point in paying since posts become public in ~2 weeks.
Great, since I get the post for free
Dead
how i lvl up in here
You socialize
how much time u be saving typing just as js 🙏
65 xp
okay
I wonder how much the file size of SCP:SL will increase with the new update
whats the best host to use
The game will be 6.96GB large
to have a server
Trust
this game lookig mad good but some server making my fps drop hella
Try a server with less plugins/mods maybe
6.7GB
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I wonder if they'll ever change their name, considering bright doesn't exist on the wiki anymore
Tyty
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What's that
seen you say a smart comment so you got a rep
new animation coming soon
i think
gotta work on the plane more
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sure bot
nothing

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It seems like every few weeks a new world event renders Valve's plans nearly impossible. Back in November we heard that we'd have the hardware in early 2026, and now, at GDC, we hear that they hope to ship in 2026. What's a Gaben to do?
So...
huh
-rep
Hell this is Sargent butt face
delete the .blend
the cat sucks...
how about night kiddy
this model sucks vro
the eyes look
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The funniest takeaway from this is that due to them setting performance conditions in order for games to be verified for the Frame and Machine, Valve's effectively forcing game companies to optimise their games
helloo0
im worried about who Gabe's successor will be
Valve's company structure is flatter than a pancake, his successor will follow the same philosophy
Hi all
No need to worry 
Hello everyone, I have an error! One day I was playing with a cheat in a game and used a spoofer, after that I cannot enter SCPL, please help
I can't access the servers and it says that I used a cheat/spoofer even though I didn't use cheats but I did use a spoofer in another game!
I think you got banned
You can find information to request a whitelist here under "HWID Spoofer"
Safety & Compliance TeamSafety & Compliance Operating Procedures Last modified: Summary of this documentThe Safety & Compliance Operating Procedures detail how the Safety & Compliance Team enforces SCP: SL’s EULA and Community Server Guidelines (CSG), how requests from server hosts shoul...
No way! I used to play before, but after I used the spoofer, now I can't :/
Not banned, just flagged 
yhank yoou
thank you
Can you explain in more detail where to go here?
а
nah
every game valve makes is optimized
like half life alyx
others don't gaf
and that's why Valve is the most profitable gaming company
I don't think valve is a gaming company anymore
I mean yes they started as one
but the majority of their income isn't from their games now
I thought it was because they own steam
Their infinite money machine
Half life 3 tomorrow
Bro Half-Life 3 already went live yesterday, did you not tune in? SMH
you mean hlx
I don't think they will actually call it Hhalf-Life 3
Greetings, don’t mind the role planning to upgrade to facility manager
I’ve experienced your issue before. it’s usually because I’ve put in a custom language that it flagged me for spoofing. have you perchance modified the SCP SL file (For e.x. adding a custom language) or tampering a bit with the files? the game flags you as a cheater if you modify the game files via pasting
Also why the SCP SL youtuber iroh had to remove his custom language, it was detecting that he was "spoofing"
Re-install the game and you’re fine, though if you don’t want the hassle, remove the thing you modified in the game files & you should be good to go
It’s quite an easy thing to fix though pretty hard to identify what happened
The second issue is if you genuinely spoofed another game, it was definitely HWID flagging
no
^
The only thing you can do is to appeal to get on a whitelist, which may take a while
^
poor..
what do you want me to upgrade TO pal…,.,
i’ll gift you 100 dollars worth of steam games instead man
🦊
where do you guys get this kind of spending money
casual splashing 100 dollars worth of steam games
Are there any at least semi-active English RP servers
i don't have an answer for you man
i don't do roleplay servers
i think roleplay tends to be executed better in normal servers lmao
I’m not quite at a point where I can lock into following strict RP rules without getting my shit kicked in but it’s something I’m intrigued by but quite literally all I hear is that there basically really aren’t any, most RP servers are Russian
i might do a video of me going around as a cowboy every time i get marauder lmao
would be a good character
Yeah I can see that
hello chat
ello
Hallow
Perhaps what I’m looking for isn’t necessarily strict role play but more like people who do actually get into character a little
how yall doing
I dont, sorry :(
I suppose you could check out if anything in #advertisements has what you need
were u on freyas last night
find funny people on normal servers
more mature people who will be more likely to accept the bit
Nop I was last week
Probably
Another one does play on there but could just be another person altogether
I just started with this game a few days ago but I’ve been sticking to RavenGard. Part of it yes I’m lowkey terrified because I’m absolute shit at this game however I also like the regulars on the RavenGard servers
You'll need to follow the instructions under Section 3.2.1 - HWID Spoofer
Thanks 👍
never heard of em
cactus patch might be up and normally they tend to be chill and a few rpers play it
that one candy server i can't remember
hell yeah, 3 likes and a comment
AI?
yeah, it's my ai fanart
It’s an official server
oh okay
I'm UK so my server spread looks different
Ohh that’s fair yeah
It’s US East
Cactus patch is also US btw
also is that fucking omori????
Hi, can I speak to an SCP moderator?
As time goes on I’ll probably get more comfortable with trying out different servers especially since both RavenGards are typically full but as basic at it sounds (because it’s the default U.S. official vanilla server) I’m completely okay with frequenting it even as I get better
ping them, as long it's important
tbh i was the same but i very quickly realised how little it mattered
oh that's a matter for in-game mods
uhhh
@inner walrus
you can help, right?
huh
im triying banning him
read above
im staff for a server infernalbreach
i cannot help
😔
oh damn
Are they still in game?
Use the polaris bot to file a cheater report
hes using a lot of accounts
yeah you'll have to make a couple reports I think
😔

Epstein
yeah, i know, its steaming in youtube 😔
@keen shuttle
a mf can't talk about eienstein anymore
in another server
this person is the best case for ya
Not that you exactly cant
Go for it
You or Miller?
Miller
spoofer detected uninstall spoofer before playing SCP:SL
Im just a dmod
okey
error
einstein gpt generate me a game the goyim will love
🤖 Generating...
🤖 Game Generated... SCP Secret Labratory
Follow the instructions I posted earlier: #general-chat message
what
thanks <3
As a professional goy I confirm
Bro, I'm talking to you through a translator, I don't know your language, and the site is like telling me how to translate all of this, it's a complete mess
what is your native alnguage
is it possible for me to host a server locally
yes
I've copied the relevant section for your convience:
HWID Spoofer
Please fill in this form and send it to appeal@scpslgame.com:
Requesting whitelist for using spoofer on account:SteamID64:
Steam Profile Link:
Whitelist requests from low level Steam accounts or new Discord accounts will be instantly denied.
!cst
To create a local server, follow these instructions:
- Type
cstin your Player Console (~). - Select the
Create Gamebutton, and selectCreate Anyway. - Once you are connected to the local server, open up your Player Console and type
adminmein order to get Remote Admin access.
Local servers may contain bugs not found in Dedicated Servers, so any found on them will not be valid.
Russian
oh that's rough
knew it of the frog pfp no racism 😭
!langru
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HAHAHAHAHA
okey
What are the consequences of ignoring or deliberately violating SGC rules?




