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Oh god P is here 
I need to log into the server to play games.
God these thumbnails are getting worse as time goes on
The Steam drama ones specifically
Bro
I'mw atrchign robocop
I swear I heard a fast zombie scream
(fast zombie from hl2)
'P!
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!langjp
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@old saddle jarty 2.0
oh god'
!langdih
!langsoy
Oh I'm a jartycuck yes I'm a jartycuck
Fnf like havign fun I don't give a fuck
Alright that's enough internet access for you today
What
I've been thinking about making a scp secret lab music video
No
Who would like to help
I would need actors
I do vocals
and Ai does the beat
Here's proof
is it me or is everyone getting the "cannot auth" thing
bro i lost my scientist role, i paid ?
yeah
well not me tho
i'll check
it gave me "Steam API in Maintence/Down" while i was trying to join some KI for SL
it work for me
odd.
i'm gonna try it again
okay it worked.
i think it was just some random thing gone wrong
ye
You fill hubert with greed
Try linking your Patreon to your Discord again through the website
weirdo, it would mean patreon insta removed my role because it failed to paid for 2h... but i'll try rn, thanks ๐
yeah unlink and link again worked, thanks !
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I got hit with the "join the japanese person server" because I said wawa
wawawa
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!langjp
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!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Franรงais [officiel](#partnered-servers message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#partnered-servers message).
(๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)
You couldn't even spell the studio's name correctly...
just doing shit to get attention atp
Dont be rash man
You're getting mad over nothing
whats wrong with the phantom papi? ๐ฉ๐ด yo soy dominicano
i no black i domincan
hit reg is buns in val
true but I've never had a problem with it
I instinctively a-d strafe in pretty much every shooter so vandal is stronger for me
lmaoo i catch myself doing that in csgo aswell
๐ญ even tho i started in csgo then moved to val
!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Franรงais [officiel](#partnered-servers message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#partnered-servers message).
is that the place that found pluto?
Frisk undertale
awa
Is the point boiling? Or is the boiling point?
Pacifist run in nutshell basically
i love when my mind goes blank and i just start singing out of nowhere
the point is pointing
Holy shit
What is the dlc based around?
I do hope optimzation is better
Cuz the load time is quite something
Hehe thats funny because the load time on sl is so long the game crashes 4-5 times when joining a server before finally entering
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To 12 pm next time it is
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Yall the ones getting problems, not mine :p
Ion even play this game vro
Oh just because
I downloaded it the other day just to see if any bugs were fixed since january
Im sure youll be up by then
Aaaaaaaaannnnddddd the awnser is no
judging by how I wake up at 5 for no reason whatsoever, probably yeah lol
Damn, this guy wins
would've been like '22 if not for a friend wanting me to hop on
Lol
which we did exactly once and then I never touched the game again lmao
i've played SL for only 2 months now
I like mayhem, but usually it becomes powerpoint by then
the most normal servers is KI, CT, and Dr. Brights
nope! i play KI bc thats the only close low-ms sserver i have that speaks english
if is it for sl
and also i'm asian
Beginning of selfcare?
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game got boring
Damn, exact same thing!
I used to play on another aussie server tho, sadly that one kinda got killed
btw i could get so bored that I would litterally, without thinking, start singing something on top of my mind
I always do the singing thing lol
folk
kju
๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฅ
like i would be singing about the pains of life or the costs of everything while everything went downhill
Good song, after listening to it a bit it did start to feel pre weird for me lol
i would be singing NEXT TO 939 or 173 or 096 and it would be normal for me
Idk if this helps you imagine but I could autopilot entire rounds xD
same
i legit could be on autopilot singing in KI while everything goees to hell
i sang as an chaos last round and i legit escaped 106 and was last alive in nuke while waiting for my death so i went up to shoot 096 and someone pink candied 096 while he was enraged xd
[ ntf did spawn but they did jack-shit to all 4 scps ( 049, 096, 106, 173 ) ]
cs 2 in big 2026
not tuff
We all playing CS3 now
Where did this image even come from lol
A YT thumbnail?
Probably
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Valve just told the New York Attorney General to go to court instead of complying with demands that would kill the Steam Community Market and implement global surveillance on every user worldwide. After spending three years trying to "educate" Attorney General Letitia James on how virtual items work, Valve was hit with a lawsuit claiming CS2, Do...
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Gaben just the type of guy to just sit around, do nothing, and keeps on winning cuz his competitors just keep shooting their own foot
@upper raven
saltbae in the big '26 ๐ญ
You should make that for funnis
with hubert face
magpie
i like european magpies more
they're fun
Thats crazyyy bro ๐ญ
eurasian magpie best birb
also jackdaws, collared crows, rooks, common ravens
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Gabenwood
wth is this
[2026-03-13 20:31:43.753 +02:00] Could not update data on server list (legacy)- Rejected - provided IPv6 (not supported yet - many players don't have one). Please set server_ip in config_gameplay file to your external IPv4 address.
W wood
Good morning
What the cat doing
Plotting.
thinking of ways to kill you and take your place
as king
oh great marcus 2.0 is here
who is marcus
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What's a good server to play?
I dont play scp sl anymore so your best channel to ask that is over in #scp-discussion
Northwood
Dr Bright's
Wait so if ever when do nw patreon posts come out?
They don't really have a scheduled time each month
I see
Is there an average?
no there wasnt
they come out whenever
or that was how it was when I was a patreon
mannnnn
Date wise, no
Time wise, it's typically around <t:1773432000:t>
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ravenguard
northwood servers are unmoderated hell and bright's is full of really annoying mods
of the 15000 slurs i've heard in this game roughly 75% of them were in northwood na servers
Yo, i heard there was a new update incoming, so i wann congragulate Northwood for finally announcing the Megapatch III
aw man not slurs on a free steam game
it kind of detracts from the experience when a 10 year old has the n-slur on a soundboard
:D
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thanks!
hi, how can i prevent someone from spectating me
If you access to the admin panel for the server you're playing on and have the vanish permission, you can use the command setspectateable <Your ID> <True or False> via the Remote Admin Panel
Otherwise, it's unfortunately not possible unless the server you're playing on has a modification for it
yo bro you blind thats hubert
Hube looks different
he got the hair transplant in turkey
developing 15.0 changed bro
yes
duh!
was about to make that joke lmao
man I should visit turkey
17 and my hair is already falling off
@plucky wigeon he fries me up silly old gupierre...
!status
ts shit fries me up old silly
dude kens playthrough of subnautica is fucking hilarious
its a guy with dementia and visual impairment playing subnautica
skibidi gaben
GOLD GOLD GOLD
GOLD GOLD GOLD
Bay
Harbour
im evil now
check media
Goo goo babies 
I should carry an Imalent MS32 for self-defense
Like imagine you're a thief who wants to mug me at night
and I point this at you

Pretty useless tbh
Could just charge at you with their body
You need something
Else
it's actually quite useful
- very bright light: most opportunistic attackers (eg. most muggers) will be scared of the attention drawn to them by such light and run away
- sensory overload: ever been flashbanged before? It's not as bad but... it's similar
- even if they charge at you, they're so disoriented that you have a massive advantage
nerd
@true sky ur still not anton btw
Stupid
@meager slate who's your favorite in STS2?
The Silent
she's good
Necrobinder is obscenely overpowered but she feels very coherent when compared to Watcher of 1
Yeah, Sly really buffed her earlygame. They also gave her more outside of Wraith Form, Footworks, and AI spam which I like.
For an EA there's issues but the core game is gonna be so baller. Did a 3p coop
@polar spade @tough tapir surely going to bed cannot be any better than this
Clad got slammed a lot unfortunately but I hear with Bloodletting being common, they just go infinite every time.
Count the sheep planes
That's basically my nightly activity
The lack of consistent +1 energy makes DF a lot weaker, and as situational as entrench was, I kinda miss it (event too unreliable). I guess that's what the new colorless is for though.
Can't relate, no plens until like 6am
omg OMG OMG
nvm
False alarm
It is currently 6 am
Like just hit 6:00
Yeah for you lol
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Just hit midnight here
They'll just do donuts around the outskirts of the city until then
Why do they, or at least FRA, has the curfew/lockdown?
I see
I guess we just dont care here lol
BKK only close 1 runway around during 1-3, maybe 4 am and don mueang iirc only does departure flights
Dont quote me on this tho, I barely looked at the airport activities.
Quoted
But BKK does very much stop inbound flights from the direction of uni until about 3-4 am
YOU
No, you
I am stopping all flights to and from FRA until 7
Considering I'm still awak rn, that works for me
Then you wake up and need to wait 2 hours instead of just 1 to see plens
I am calling fra manager rn frfr
Fr the fra manager
The FR in FRA
what type of scp would miku be?
Decommissioned
T-T
Terminated
Cause no one wants to waste their time dealing with Miku
fair enough
no no no no no wait wait wait wait WAIT WAIT-
curse you
cant curse me
Already been cursed
uncurses you
thank you
You can curse them now
holy moly
holier moly

"Well that could be a problem"
???
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:(
Never got overseer :(
maybe the real overseer role was the friends we made along the way
We will miss you
Perhaps not in role, but in spirit
i remember that
super yappers
i got banned like 5 years ago for messing around on a self hosted server with cheat engine
the eulas changed since then im not sure it would even qualify anymore lol
is there a way to contact support about it
I actually don't know
sadge
i have an art page on the scp wiki i promise im not a greifer lol
That would unfortunately still violate our current EULA:
- Using, attempting to use, developing, distributing, or sharing Cheats, tools allowing Exploiting, or tools allowing bypassing our Anti-cheat System or Hardware ID bans for the Game is forbidden. It is also forbidden to provide any kind of support (eg. in usage, configuration, installation, distribution, or development) for Cheats and tools specified.
https://link.scpslgame.com/eula
If you haven't already, you can try the appeals portal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
But since it's been (a lot) longer than 14 days, we reserve the right not to process it
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yeah, my main question is whether cheat engine would fall under your definition of "cheats"
third-party tools or game file modifications in SCP: Secret Laboratory, which can grant players an unfair advantage
(despite its name), its hard to imagine that it would provide an advantage to a player if its attached to the server host
but yeah it is what it is
Unfortunately it is still against the eula since it does inject itself into the games code which the anti cheat does not like
Unfortunately, yes, it would
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Thank u
thats hilarious that you have a dedicated command for that lmao
we have commands for all localized servers :D
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damn welcome to the other side
oh wait I just saw this noooooo ๐ญ
was great having you and working with you man 
If you feel like playing HD2 some time, lemme know! (Preferably after 2 weeks lol)
:(
another joins the northwood retirement community
we have checkers
no chess though after the incident
thanks guys, it was fun working with you too
sounds good to me lmao, I've been meaning to get back to the game
I'll lyk
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I'm all free from uni stuff after the 2nd of April (prob still the first for you) but I can game after this 25th
after the 25th is just working on projects, presentations, and reports.
Knowing my luck, I'm gonna be the one doing the reports by myself lol
o
Isnt it almost 7 tho
Shoot!
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Ty!!!
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I hope your girlfriend hits you with a hard slipper
huh
What
That should be like
Enough for max level idk
Hi everyone, my server technician accidentally deleted my server's configuration file due to a misoperation. As a result, after restarting the server, it cannot appear on the Server list, with the message "[verify] Your IP address is already verified!". How can I make it reappear on the Server list?
calculated minimum in theory is exactly 8676.25
a normal chatter would never get it with that due to a condition of xp, even if all their messages give max xp
remember when max lvl was 100
minimum with average xp gain is 9915.72 messages
I'm only just about to reach it lol
soon!
Take a look at: https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-issues/page/im-getting-your-ip-address-is-already-verified-but-server-still-shows-unverified
This error usually occurs when your IP address is indeed verified, but the verkey.txt file is missin...
only about 1.3k away iirc
ok
hmm
skibidi
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less cooldown theory :p
we miss matpat, dont we
oh, 100%
also, how do u explain playing roblox SL ( by that i mean P:SCP )
you press wasd to move and then you walk, and then probably die
it has the core mechanics of SL, but you have SCZ and 457


dog
Sl is free
bro
Trust
He fries me up
that folk is fried
FFS: fried fucking sucker
who tf is that
hi guys
I played it like a single time several years ago
just killed 2.1 players
the surface zone is neat but I find copying a game that thoroughly disrespectful
botted server
nahh
Today's weekend went off on a good start; I'm now dismantling my keyboard because of a liquid spill
@tough tapir @polar spade off to eep I go
plain go vroom
Goes another
yippe
ans then the keyboard stops working
It's a modular one so it's easy to maintain
Member "vro" not found.
@wide gate fuck you
Yeah it turns out having a product that supports the right to repair is very useful for the consumer

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Please dont ping random people
Dankestein

If you wanna be like that, idm
Thought I'd do things nice today but alr
big bloo plen
Avoid him
Iโll try my best.
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0
cool
xd
rip
i needed a new one anyway
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i love when the
I mean I could use my head set microphone in the mean time
my headphone's usb port is taped
it works, but sometimes if i put another wire on it disconnects
Since when do you have it
2 months?
meh, it was 128 HKD
"IF IT WORKS FOR AN ENGINEER THEN IT'S FINE" type of thing i do
OK bro๐
hong kong dollars or smth
yea
But I still think two months fucked up is too bad
hey, its a cheap headset for gaming
the mic quality is meh
Well, you right
cheap headset for gaming or
headset for average day
Hello chat
your username is so real sl needs more gore
We need to @true sky
Interesting.
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May I ask how to contact the game studio?
ig ticket
What for?
I hope to have some deep conversations
I have some things I want to discuss
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Hello CQ
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Well
Depends for what.
Im on my 6 hour midnight shift rn
Oh I didn't see
What sort of questions?
If you want to suggest a game feature, you can try the Steam Forums
!forums
SCP: Secret Laboratory - Deep within a secure underground facility, a sudden containment breach allows many of the secured anomalies to escape from their chambers. Assist the Foundation in re-securing the facility, help the Insurgency in their goal to capture it, or wreak havoc as an SCP in a frantic bid to escape.
Thereโs also other things you can talk about on that platform
Otherwise you can get Patreon and get access to the exclusive game suggestion channel and a chat channel you can directly talk to staff in
Old gupierre you fry me up boy
!patreon
avoid you
Forums
forums mentioned
Actually, I wanted to learn something about the organizational structure and management of the studio by visiting your studio, because I found the situation very similar.

They dont have one
Why do you all have PTSD from the forums
Goonman

They dont have a studio
Northwood is small man
It's all remote
The feedback floor is yet to clean up its holiday decorations
lock in
man iโm on leave for another week someone else can lock in
Because our team is a global one, we don't have physical offices.
Structurally, our org chart might be of interest:
https://link.scpslgame.com/OrganisationalChart
We are also remote
@upper raven @orchid kraken
chaos went to a trip on the moon
Is that chris redfield
Thank you for your help
Die
@eternal sleeta
Please let me out...
@hybrid estuary
Meh you stay there
So long...
Bro what the flip
Flla
k-dih
Cutting walls made of SCP-1509 results in a regeneration effect that cannot be reversed
IS BUG?
Sorry, could you phrase that again
If youโd like to discuss a bug and check whether its reported already or not, you can try the QA server
!qa
thanks
huh?
Using SCP-1509 to hit the wall will be regeneration will make the effect unable to recover
qw
so i was thinking about how intermitten justice shouldnt like.. arm their red right hand again to plague us yk how i feel?
Strange. Do you have a video of this happening?
Why do you always reply to me and ping noxplis and xn with these cool ass edits
Intermitten or intermittent?
I do not understand you sorry
my sever player

why do zombie ragdolls look like dead bugs
I am askingnow
Because that's exactly what they are.
ไธ
I love playing zombie
I'm better at zombie than any human class ๐
is that normal
??
It only shows that you're very good.
Hi, I'm new here, and I have a question: how long do ban appeals take? I literally downloaded the game on Thursday to play it on Friday, I didn't even join a match, and I'm already banned for supposed hacks. According to Steam, I was only in the game for a minute.
Really fake?
Son ๐ญ
?
Interesting, do you know the server? You should just make a ticket in #technical-support
I did it on the website, but it's still in process since yesterday.
What do you mean?
You should do it on this server
Technical support would hopefully respond faster
That's normal cuz zombies are strong but they're soooo boring
Can I open two without any problems?
Yeah if one is on the website and another is in here
ok thx
Otherwise dont open two tickets in here
Maybe you just suck at the game if you cant kill people as zombie
66
I believe they may take up to 14 days though I may be mistaken.
It should say in the Appeal Guidelines
ok, I just have one problem, when I try to open a ticket I get ''We do not handle global bans as we are the technical support team. Check out our support page regarding this issue here
Global Bans
!banappeal
๐ Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
๐ Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]
Just follow these instructions
Heya chat
hi lizi 
@bold hatch listen to this guy he's tech support
You guys should really include it in the #technical-support messege lmao
hey 

it takes like 2 seconds to figure it out
No it doesnt goodman has to tell them every time unless theres some other way
We do. If you try opening a ticket with the reason: Ban Appeal. You get that message instead
told you so
Phhhh
Ok ok
how i can give someone permissions for "size" command?
It's also in the instructions that we do not help with global bans
Isn't size a plugin?
nope
Im pretty sure size is a plugin command and there's a scale in base game
I might be wrong tho
or scale
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@polar spade Thanks for the help. I had been unbanned until I joined a match for 6 minutes and then I was banned again. I don't know what's going on, but the anti-cheat system seems to be malfunctioning.
heya
Youโll have to contact the S&C team about that then
Their contact information should be in the Ban Appeal info
this? security@scpslgame.com
Guess what I just did
Joe 
Hi noemi
you doing good joe?
Went to mars?
I say that as he sent a message on ig
his mom?
Check it out
Oh no that was yesterday
Atlanpluh
frog with ak
Danger frogge

I was gonna say I wanna shoot something bigger than a .22LR
then I remembered I had shot a mag of 5.56
7.62 was fun man
how did the kick feel
๐
The revolver was pretty strong for its size
I almost had a chance to get a firearm permit when I just turned 18 for a couple of days lol
what
Yes
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We done got cooked
too bad data to see in detail ๐ญ
Remember, first time shooting guns
a lot of people at uni so lots of people sharing the same wifi lol
damn that's good af
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That dude at the range asked me if I ever shot a gun before
Said nah, told me i was a natural
bro just that good :D
The question that killed me most was, do you play cod or battlefield?
Aw hell nawh man
Because I kept checking out the guns somewhat knowing what to do
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And im a moron
a
furry
Furry
??
What
Womp womp
2024 level 0
No can do.
uh?
Are we just ignoring this, smh
No ones changing bros nickname to nazi
What
Its for the funnies
The damn SS still active ๐
Must been wind
Just shut the fuck up bro๐
What are we doing
How much
Not much but enough to have neutral opinion
!stab @bright rune
Then why u want a name then lol
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its_render#0 has been muted in this server.
Welp there they go
Sorry, my popcorn ran out
@orchid kraken youre done got cooked
Laugh at he
2023 but got banned numerous times
2018 gang
Hello handsome
here proof
More contribution in community
Shadow wizard money gang
I actually love it
When someone
Copies me
wtf is this lol???
are you an scp
What
you like getting shit stolen?
Not stolen
But like
Someone makes smiliar render to mine
crazy
badly made animation
finger not pulling on trigger
hii
Is that even you on pfp
Scpp
It's Auro
Prettiest girl there is
^^
I've seen prettier
Prettiest in all of NW
What the fuck im saying im gay :<
Youre gay?
This place continues to surprise me daily
Not a high standard 
and shortest

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