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even more, and then you say things you didn't know you would say
Though I never actually drank vodka alone
only with some kind of soft drink
like fanta ice tea or smt
there are worst innovations than alcohol, that's the lesser evil (but it's still evil)
isnt combining it with something else literally the point of vodka
Eh
Not necessarily
Some people like it without mixing it with something
(strange creatures)
No
vodka is rather occasional, to drink for something
yeah we usually only have it at bigger house parties otherwise we just drink beers, whiskey
maybe wine
alcohol isnt even an invention, its something that comes naturally when certain things get fermented
Cigarettes are worse because after quitting smoking, the lungs take a long time to regenerate
I know
(not even speaking about vapes, screw that)
I mean like the mas consumption
I don't smoke, don't vape don't do anything like that so it's not an issue for me 
Exactly
No they are not
Me too, I'm happy to have healthy lungs
yea same
Alcohol is a neurotoxin that destroys you liver, brain and turns you into.... Well
Not gonna continue
I am always on watch
Cigarettes kill your lungs
But that's not even guaranteed
And they are much more useful
Anyway meth better
the best drug is healthy food
Yeah, it's very addictive
I usually go cycling around the city when the weather is nice
Not a drug
it was a figure of speech
I mean unless it tastes good and changes your neurochemistry in any way
Or I used to cycle all the way to my grandmas' house which is roughly about 25kms away
But I don't see avocados be called that
It is
Well
Very cool, better than driving an electrive scooter (very popular vehicle in our country, especially among the younger generation)
nothing gives a better kick than a well-crafted meal
also dangerous if you're not careful
There are Armed gangs who harass electric bike users
Quantum tunneling is a powerful force
And get payed by oil companies
Goy cattle at it again
It's nice to have sometimes, but imo it's a lot more dangerous than a bike
Just like football fans fighting each other
I guess they think of us as cattle for a reason
173 is the biggest goycattle
Son what
there is always the option of buying an electric bike. I still remember that I wanted to purchase one in the past
I bought a bike last year
600 fucking euros
And it's done
And walking is just better
It's a shame that I have to use the car now, mostly
Maybe someday I'll be able to come back to it
Depends on the city size
I bought one in 2023 iirc
best 2300€ i spent in terms of transportation
the upper shelf! Very cool
I can confirm
that I am in fact not unique


I was looking for used bikes for ~€750. There were a lot of good offers
definitely a better option than buying a new bike
don't most cities have rentable bikes
Actually a mid range thing. Most important were the 500Wh minimum battery and a proper Bosch Motor
in my home city there were a lot of areas you could rent one for like several dollars
renting is not smart long-term
which is like 4 euros
Yes, but for longer use, it is better to have your own
true
I utilise public transport though so I don't know how much it costs until you break even
(my city has a metro)*
my city has buses, a metro, trams and ferries
Nice, at least branded parts
mf's city has all the pokemon
are you in venice?
my city is split into two parts due to a river but I've never seen someone ferry
no, Oslo
Slightly lower budget and you can only get chinese parts
hell yeah
another nationality added to my nationalitydex
only need to find like half of the planet now
For sure
parking prices can get insane here (in addition to invisible toll gate) so public transport is way cheaper than a car even long-term
i'm in boston so public transportation is faster than driving lmao
and walking is hard
metros do be zooming
it's literally american japan in terms of the metro
it's quite similar to the trans-city metro there
we also have a very well-developed public transport system in Poland. Even in smaller cities you don't need a car to drive somewhere - just wait for the bus and you can go
The netherlands have it nice as well
that went above the ground level
I miss that
the us is shit at inter-city public transport
you are physically required to own a car unless you live in a walkable city and don't leave often
privatization is a worse problem, but it doesn't appear too much thankfully
you mean the offloading from government-run to company-run?
that's actually been a really bad problem in most of the cities I've lived in lmao
Yeah, overall Western Europe; you can go anywhere
I once watched videos of how people drive in USA. The gov is too much emphasis on large parking lots
and the funny RAMs
apparently it was a massive fuckup early on
the government in the 60s focused on roadwork and advertising cars and stuff
and it's kind of become the cultural norm
The oil was cheap, no wonder why
tbf public transport wasn't as good back then and the us is enormous but long-term it made the travel fucking expensive
especially when gas prices spike like they are now
true
They can't "fix" the cities too much, but there could be more trains or trams
on the local level they've been getting better from what I can tell
trains though are very expensive and take longer than flights
government money spent on trains is nearly non-existent
NY/SF, probably the most popular examples
remindes me of when I was younger
deadass thought chicago was a state lmao
and thought it was where michigian is lmao
dangerous if you come from outside
if you live there long enough you tend to know where the dangerous parts are
but they do have a big train system
And then they usually hire the people who were doing the job government wise, and now instead of the government doing it for cheaper the private company has a board of investors it needs to answer to
yeah
it massively degrades the work because it becomes for profit
costs to use it skyrocket whilst the quality lowers steadily
melbourne had it really bad
True, the city itself is very multicultural
I mean
I know many Poles live there
Polish shops, Polish food
also a lot of estonians and swedes
it has a very large scandinavian and baltic presence
a lot of europeans in general actually
in boston it's mostly british people and asians
mainly because it's very similar in climate and culture to places like honshu and beijing
and because it has british roots
a lot of cities seem to be very skewed here tbh
a lot of people come to the us
and a lot of the same nationalities go to the same cities
el paso has a ton of mexicans and colombians
the hawaiian capital that I don't know the name of has a large filipino and japanese presence
new york has everyone
atlanta has a lot of south americans and west european
it's actually quite odd
now that I think about it
Yeah, immigrants often seek out for "similar" territories to them
wait
yeah?
Yeah people talk in their sleep
Walk too
Of course! And I'm still sleeping
zombie?
No
woo, look at this ghost
Silly goose
👻
Just brain activity
☆:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:☆
Brain never sleeps
わ
It doesn't turn off
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Frick
Dreams is just your brain making shit up
I mean
For some reason
you're not wrong
We don't actually know why it does that
I had a dream where I got skinned and then my skin ealked away
randomest shit ever
and then I woke up
There's no biological purpose
Funny
I had where I was decapitated
But was still very much alive
headless horseman incarnate?
I also see the future in my dreams
wait this guy's a psychic?
It could be life saving except I live a boring life with nothing going on
I mean
Not boring
yo psychic
But I don't go out killing people
will 2 + 2 ever equal 5
I just predict my interactions online
Small fragments
I instantly recognize it
It happens about once a week

are you implying you could have gone out killing people

Yeah

It would be life saving to prevent my deatg
my name changed colour wth
By knowing what happens
I actually change future myself by not doing what I dreamt of
When a memory begins I have a choice
I either do exactly what is meant to happen or don't
this makes no sense and perfect sense at the same time
I like unusual pets
I mean, it's more about that I love all animals
They're all cute
Outside of bacteria
same
I don't feel any sympathy for it
I was originally going to major in ecology or ethology
Okay I see
I see
I thought ethology would be something with ethics
lmao
I don't know latin
Well I do know numbes
ok I know those then
He said sex
because of chemistry and maths
Yeah
sex is latin for 6 iirc
Sussy☠️☠️🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿
Yeah
wait you use hexa for six in chemistry
I actually got confused with carbohydrates
Because it goes methane etane butane propane and only then it uses latin numbers
I thought butane was 2 carbons
it's supposed to be hexacarbon twelve hydrogen with the 12 prefix and then hexa oxygen
And there was a quadate
but it's called carbohydrate for some reason
idk chemistry so idk why it doesn't use the normal naming conventions
although ate means it has oxygen so maybe it does follow it
That's goucos
Glicose
I mean alkanes alkenes and alkadienes
Yeah
but the formula wasn't for carbohydrates in general
It depends on type
they use the same atoms though
it's a ratio of 1:2:1
of carbon hydrogen and oxygen
Well a carbohydrate is anything with a carbon and a hydrogen
and oxygen assumedly
No
because -ate indicates it's oxidised
Idk where'd you hot that from
because -ate indicates it's oxidised
Wait what
Wtf
I mean hydrocarbon
Why did I say hydrate
Uh
wouldn't that still be a hydrogen and carbon
Autocorrect
just bonded together covalently
Yeah all hydrocarbons are hydrogen and carbon
It's in the name
Just like nitrates have nitro groups
yeah
Strangely I've been sleeping like for like 4 hours a day and I'm not feeling any discomfort
Maybe I really adapted?
I assure you, you have not.
unless you have sss probably not
I personally sleep only about 5-6 hours but I've been diagnosed with sss
cassette :D
What sss
you can get used to sleeping short hours but long-term it's not super healthy
you get massive sleep debt over time
short sleeper syndrome
hey noemi!
👀
been dealing with some major mood swings but also had a trip to see some friends recently and that was a blast
i may be complete and genuine ass at darts but i won when we played
glad you enjoy the latter part at least :)
yeah!!
lots of mood swings I see
yeah i’m fairly certain i have borderline
talking to a therapist though
may see about getting medicated before long
ah alr
hell yea, less meds
well sorta kinda lol
basically i take 3 meds for my HRT
i’m trying to stop taking tablets and pills for 2 of those in exchange for injections with only one
Anxiety causes me mood swings from anxious as fuck to depressed as hell
injections are based
you always need to be taking meds for those? Or just for a certain amount of time
mood swings for me are like
reflective of the mood i’m in so the better i feel one moment, the worse i feel the next
@old saddle yo guess what
like usually it’s from decent to not so great
Remember the pedophile on steam I criticized?
unfortunately this past week it was from positively divine to so bad that i will not share the details here but just imagine that one image of spongebob in the hallway or whatever
It's only getting better
yeah that one
i feel u girly
basically that for 3 hours
then it happened again the next night but it wasn’t AS bad
primarily because what kinda triggered it got undone but it was still bad after
Interesting; for me it’s just like “I’m at the top of the world and also too fucking hyperactive” and the other is: “calm but sad”
oh man I'm a tad too sleep deprived rn it seems, I might have to dip off chat :(
real shit, no worries though
you don’t need to have seen spongebob it’s just the vibe of him being somewhere like
spooky
anywho mental health is cool and that’s why i’m a psych major
like this is the shit i’m on CONSTANTLY
sanity is a prison
I guess bro
And I already hate the airport
Joe the what
@rocky adder get me a fresh n warm glass of milk
hello joe
Me sad
i’ve only ever been to the memphis and vegas airports so i wouldnt know what the standard airport experiencebis

Does anyone know how much the Scp preferences actually affect your chances at getting different scps
6 to 7 percent
Preferences are relative. If you’re chosen as an SCP, you’re more likely to be an SCP you rated higher.
hello friends
I will now select one of two mods to ping to say hi to...
Hm...
@rancid dome hi
hiya, plank
Hello noemi
hallo
I wish I'm done with finals already
I'm the one forced to make reports for my group bruh
@worldly cliff
@grave granite
Cutaway
Hopefully 8 hours everyday!
And if needed, a 20 to 30 minute nap before the afternoon!
I slept like a baby and im proud of it 🥹..
i read that as "i slept on a baby and im proud it 🥹 " and i was very concerned
like you crushed it or something
I was very excited
I'm now disappointed
you would be
What's that supposed to mean
evil
Says you
@late relic @glass hollow I dont wanna be that guy, but I think we already know who's gonna win 2026 lol
both the WCC and DC
ye
it's like '14 all over again
This
This is what I fucking live for hell yes
see that scale? it sounds so fucking good
the jousanening
@true sky I wasn't even aiming at that leg
I was aiming for the other one but it just came off like legos
Site 19 reference
Miku has arrived...
miku from fortnite
perish in hell mortal
valid response
who did this shit, ban 'em
GEE I WONDER
must've been serpent's hand
@white quail I know the message got blocked and all, but kindly refrain from that xD
fight the intrusive thoughts
holy moly half sword
ok

quite the opposite
I kill babies
miku you got competition btw
there's another blue haired japanese idol in Fortnite now
ha
whos the bitch
I broke my finger
suisei
damn, this Miku is 0 chill
nah im just based
she lowkey bad
but
this is my block
so y'know
gotta mag dump her
its just buisness
woah guys did you just see that
oh
very sad
just read rules cus although i engage in the ''RAHHHHH" SKELETON TOMFOOLERY i want to keep it just legal enough to pass and i came across this
why is roleplay prohibited?
Idk never stopped scp discussion from doing it
fair
alr lets see what in he- OH MY
That's not the chaotic part it was a whiles ago before it slowed down
You get 30 minutes of interpretive poems
And debates on colors idfk atp
Also mudslinging
And MMA lessons
And live fire ballistic weapons testing
intreaging
ima go to bed
cus ive been playing this fuckass game for hours cus i forgot how addicting it is
plus i like sleep
and it 2 in the morning
awww
oh well mods will see it and probably be ight
(i hope)
anyway gn yall

!leak
When will the SCP-953 be added to the game?
yakında yakında

is there a way to counter both peanut and shy boy
Or run
i loved the old menu with the projector
i always thought it was so cool that the song changed when youd join a server
Later this year
Micro H.I.D works
when will old menu return 🥺
Okey
no but like why did they remove the old menu 😢 it was perfect yes?
old menu was cluncky but really gave the game identity
it was yummy
What the
Cassie
Interesting pfp
Northwood won't readd features that they've removed, sorry to disappoint.
However the menu we have today won't always always be the same, it'll hopefully be changed in the future
The old menu would absolutely tank performance though
Plus it had a lot less functionality than the current menu
A new menu would be cool though
Speaking of the old menu, it reminds me of that person in China who claimed that SCP:SL was developed by themselves. (What kind of person would even say something like that?)
Simple; Lying on the internet is very easy
Whenever the beta of surface comes out, I'll make a suggestion for the game menu
Exactly. To this day, although their traffic is nowhere near what it used to be, they still shamelessly claim in China that SCP:SL was developed by themselves and even changed the name to "Unidentified Object: Secret Laboratory" (It is said that this person has been globally banned again, apparently on March 6th).
Just have to make sure it actually has a good angle
@crimson salmon
Ah, RIP old menu then frr, although I am curious if they do make a new menu I bet it would be pretty sick
Yeah
it used to be so good
the projector menu was peak
now the game menu is equivalent to steam but cluttered
Hm
わ
@tame hollow I blamed it on the dog
Wtf is this
I would kill this first occasion i have
cute
jumping sipders are awesome
so are tarantulas
is it asking for a hug
no taht's the threath pose
oh.
Lmfao
Guess where I am Draco
peacock spiders
they dance in order to impress females in order to mate
if the female doesn't like the dance they eat the male
Surely
But no
Orlando USA
On my way to the kennedy space center
I used to live in orlando
Oooh
10/10 I would never go again
Im sorry
I love Taco, wym
buy the game brogardo
I'm talking to spiders
I hate the airport ngl
living there means you have to make sure absolutely nothing can easily rust
Was in MS
voice messages exist brochacho
Try it then
Cant listen to it atm, in the cab with 11 other people
oh right
:3
1h ride
Amercans dont care
I do
Euros being the good example you know
I love producing gems
Like they gonna gove a shit
わ
Americans have the mind of a toddler when comparing themselves to other cluntries
countries* 🤓
americans struggle in general with not talking about politics
I find very few who can see something and not start being political
as an American I agree
Yeah, im on mobile, my spelling isnt always correct
I can't relate
I turned auto correct off and I still get the wrong word because I use swipe to type
it's truly a tragic thing
My phone is so used to me spelling wrong, that it suggests wrong spellings on autocorrect
True
I know how I can make you spell things wrong too. Two words
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
(・ω・)\(^-^ )
@upper raven @orchid kraken
Tuff
why are you blue
folk aint even watch 0.2 secs of it
holy larp
What does larp even mean
live action roleplay
I better see edits like this after i finish animation
render it then we'll talk
When rendering
Im considering skipping the hardstuck part and finish other part
For example juggernaut getting flashbacks and shit
maybe
no way anton chigurch
anton chungus
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.
transaltion: I didn't kill anyone
This video has 3 dislikes as of 12/20/21
peepee poopoo
comment 'h' = -10 inches on penis
idiotic in big 2/6
Idiotic
a
Hi @opaque cradle
Check out #technical-support if you’re having issues with the game
it says in console that steam api is in maintenance or down
🥀
!status
Steam is down
...
Something just happened.
I be Profen😮💨
bruh
hello
Just get points
how
Spending money
I don't have that
@frank karma hello please reply to me in private message
Hi! I'll check in a moment.
do you speak polish?
okej widze ze ty polak ale klipa z tym nie moge dac maila bo za długie to jest
Hello gbn
Please keep it in English while you talk in this server, you obviously may speak polish in your DMs
!langpl
Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.
ok sorry
It's alright 👍
chat ping me when the game is back
No one will remember to do it probably
rockets
I think that he would go down instead of going up if he got accepted
This is Australia
Hell is above it
Ohhhh makes sense
It's what happened to us
where job listing channel
Does GD have any propaganda posters?
uhhh
what game designer falls as in
(what they do i mean)
Design the game
Game balancing team
They write long documents about how things ingame should work to be fun for players
Are game moderator application is opened?
portfolio needed? pass
Doesn't seem so, sorry mate
i will wait till server mod
Yeah I was looking for a version of this but for GD
there isn't
sadly
Clearly OSM is better then
i applied for osm thinking it was for discord server mod 💔
GD doesn’t even have posters, what do they even do?
GD's inner workings are mysterious
OSM like osmium
?
What's osm
offical server moderator
NW Officials
Game design
true
Jokes aside, GD looks incredibly difficult to work in
Hello everyone I have an error when i try to play i see error "Failed to connect (Details in the console)". How to fix this?
You have to wait
Its steams fault
also GD hasn't opened in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6eqWGIvHBs
Narrative Design is pretty much:
Original animation by @DrueLanglois https://youtu.be/mRNtw_Tc1Jc?si=nZIYq2hW5W94moFg
i wait 2 hours
Just remember if you’re doing -fdiscord, remove it once Steam is back up
My fault
It can lead to other problems if you continue using it
Actual live footage of the steam verif servers dying
Steam diverted funds from their server maintenance to invest in their Support Team
They need new armaments
are servers down
Very much so
i see
Slight cortisol spike when attempting some morning scpsl
whe nare servers basck up
i need to fuel my addictions withdrawals are kicking in
Oh Alright it's a whole server wide thing I had no idea
We don't know when Steam will be back up
who knows man
I was gonna play for the first time and then It said authentication failed so I was checking If I had done something wrong
nah
youre just lucky
This normally happens on Tuesdays when they do maintenance , this time however it's just gone
I see, Alright thank you for telling me this information
Luckiest man alive mate
Ts spiking my cortisol bro im tryna play
I get the distinct feeling I'm not actually lucky
Why is your name saddam hussein
Because
IM getting steam api error and cant connect does anyone know why
you ar ebeing hacked
nobody can rn
steam servers got nuked ig
servers are closed?
sucks
i cannot conect
guess im hopping on marvel rivals 😭
ow
are u that desperate gng
guys why i cant connect?
alr ty
whos we lmfao
-fdiscord what does this do
Hacks your pc
they are back hell yeah
what if i just pee on you
finally
okay im out of here i only talk here when i cant play sl for whatever reason
whats OSM
Essentially uses your Discord account to connect to the servers, instead of your Steam account
neat
Official Server Moderator, they moderate the NWOS!
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yo where is mine
Never.
Omg thank you bird
You're welcome bird
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guys are servers down again or im trippin
!status
Steam is having issues
steam 
what does 93% mean
SL being down signals that SCP SL is being deleted forever and discarded, bravo Northwood
Clearly this is why SL should move to Epic 

aight thx
Any issues with steam is out of our control sadly 
w
if i connect thro discord would it fix this issue for me?
L servers
how do i do it
guys only for me sl dont work?
Steam API is down
oh okay
You won’t be able to play SL in the meantime
yes me too
If you go to your Steam launch options for the game and type in -fdiscord, you'll be authenticated through Discord
thanks
is it dow
how much gunpowder u spend
nop just seen the message abt it
any workaround for the steam api not api'ing?
no
no its a steam issue, but you can authenticate with discord instead
huhhwha
like this
how would one
how would one get to the launch options
right click on game > properties > general
ty im in
i did but its dosent work
a
what should i do?
are the servers down?
yeah
Steam is having issues, you'll be able to use -fdiscord in your launch options to play with discord authentication
ah okay but yk when is going to be end?
Any tutorial on this?
if i put this its gonwork?
Hello everyone, but no one knows what’s wrong with the servers, why can’t I see the list of servers? I’m just from Russia, I don’t know what’s going on and what to do.
I dont know where to put it
hi..
Steam,properties,then general
Help me please. 🙏
Yes im in general now what
and then u ill see launch option
Yes
Steam being funky
and then -fdiscord
Got it thank you.
Funk???
My network issue is preventing me from accessing the server.
Steam is having issues right now everyone is having auth error
yes
Very sad
sad
when is it going to be back up
nobody knows
It is all on steam's side.
Nothing we can do

Tho you can play still and auth with discord instead
If you go to your Steam launch options for the game and type in -fdiscord, you'll be authenticated through Discord
Hope it can be fixed soon.
I can play through steam
Authentication Servers down ggs
we don't have embed perms gng

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d
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servers 🔥🗿🔥
g
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working?
i
they already have so much data is there no alternative?
j
k
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to me only with -fdiscord
m
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it works without that too, just wait a bit
Enquiry?
omg
omg
car
did he get the kill
yay servers work

Terrible fate
its working rn
what in the hell happened here
p




