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Though doesn’t hurt as much as getting air striked by magpies
Agreed
Idk what kinda Cockatoos you've been meeting
damn in which official server i can blast music from mic without a warning
none.
None
wow
Official don't allow any fun
i mean i play music in KI and ppl don't mind but that ain't official
i just got a warning in kl lol
Matter of fact they don't even allow smiling
Some of their servers are
oh
what did u play tho
You know why
tell
You got alotta nerve asking that
Why...
damn even no rule server muted me
How did you pull that off?
Hoe
For playing rick roll in 2026
I mean, no rules also means no rules for staff lol
played russian anthem in russian no rule server
If i use another server host like not on my own pc
while there was an admin
will plugins work
Memescp got ddosed to shit bro 
You would think they would be happy or smth
Idk what to play
Yes
As long as you have access to the server directory, you can install plugins
Chilling with crows
Crownelius maximus
They were jumping around me and poking my shoe
Feed them, create your own army
Teach them to steal and talk
Reading my plan
Kickstart the next stage
Illegal
Not if you don't get caught
What server do yall mostly play in
Yes, that shouldn't be an issue
Keep in mind though since it will vary slightly from host to host, it isn't something we have guides for
is it normal to get muted in a no rule server
Hehe
Like file paths 
I can't say I've ever played one but the "no rules" aspect works both ways, staff can also do what they want lol
let me try blasting efn and erika in another no rule server
I wouldn't recommend it but you do you
Servers can do that if they choose to yeah
i mean from the game
i can't sadly :(
:(
i'm trying to figure out this com15 shit right now i was going to play ranked but 939 ruined my day :(
to much SL afternoon is bad
Jovix stinkyy
They probably do something better than ip ban
hey guys, i'm having a "no servers available" thing in the game. And i can't find the solution on the internet, anyone can help?
I need to I got a 1.3k car maintenance bill to pay lmao
Gotta get those prime subs
oh i see
it was just sudden
i'm broke i don't use amazon :(
yesterday was all fine
if i used it it will take me 10 years to arrive
type AR in console
or restart the game
restart router
already did it as well
even restarted my steam entirely via the task manager
and even restarted my PC
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/search?term=no+servers+available /
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients/chapter/server-list-loading-errors
Server List related issues and resolutions
If none of these fixes work make a #technical-support ticket
Good luck
How do i make the scp count to 1 instead of 2, the plyer count increased and the scp count total increased to 2 how do i make it one
Modify the team respawn queue in the gameplay config
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/2-gameplay-config-setup
The config_gameplay.txt file (often simply referred to as the Gameplay Config file) is used to set u...
!status
anyone have more sl related eyes gifs
like
this but sl related
ok mr goodeslop
thomas smething
you think this is a fucking game huh?you think this is a fucking game huh?you think this is a fucking game huh?you think this is a fucking game huh?
well bud ive won SIX scp sl tournaments and 42 CLASS D Free For Alls, I have 42 player of the week awards on my main group, aswell 32 more on my other steam groups
Well guess what
I have friends 
class d free for all sounds fun actually
what are these
this is not a game, this is my lifestyle. competitive SCP SL makes up every molecule of my being, so if you fucking think that im being too fucking competitive you can fucck off kid
wat
It's been 18 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.
It's been 27 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.
Its 27 mins
Where the hell did you get 18 from?
friends? what friends? i have no friends. i only have allies. and those allies are meant to be betrayed when i backstab them using my MTF LMG.
Backstab.. with a machine gun?
you think i was loyal huh? i will always turn my back on my allies because my allies are temporary and i use them to further my interests in a match., my only true friend is rng and my trusty com 18
yes
nw add bayonet to game :)
put on the uhhhhhhh
shotgun to mke it goood
goode
goodman
goodeman
yeah
That is a terrible idea
Would be faster to drop the MG and pull out a knife
Thomas Graham impressed
Thomas Graham wishes he was dead
me when 939 + 953
throws pickles
W goode
kindest project lead
= 1892
they should have called it project lockdih
It is
ltierally 1892
you know wht happen in
oibuf
oji1thnyubh GyuVHTfg yhcbsdksbvcvbhhghjdhgs so00
fh49 7 bGGR4567Y
Also known as project cockjaw
Ceaser Cipher
Or Vigenere
We must crack the code
We must crack the goode
Okay
Im afraid something beat you to it
Ans
🤨
bud, let me tell you, what happen s in the polygon, stays in the polygon.
Someone beat me to it?????
WHAT
I never felt it!
bandjob
Wow 953 is really beating goode up
Fuck...
Touche touche
I'm evil
I cant be evil anymore wow
So OPRESSIVE
I'd let graham unite those fronts
throw pickle
Neither Santos nor Cromwell have good puns to make that's why they suck as characters and as individuals
They are horrible people
Who deserve to be verbally attacked
There is no goodeslop
Only goodegem
yeah the ones with 30 caliber round fully automatic magazine loaded clips
🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
Graham cracker
I can't believe they let killing people with these assault guns of deadly force is LEGAL in california
Certified and card carying
cumwell
ok time to get baned
I'm also a goodey twoshoes
Cromwell is investigating the Deepwell
Simon deepwel
Or is the Deepwell investigating Cromwell
which deepwell character is most like a twink
Anyone play monster hunter
Or is the Deep Crom?
Goode is a butch
Or is Cromwell Crom and Deepwell combined
And Graham is kinda inbetween

Graham has those big pants so maybe up a level If he's tall
(I am suffering from severe Deepwell withdrawal)
the goddussy eats the sussy in the sea, 69
deepwell added in 15.0
Let's talk about the most goonslop deepwell character
O5 12
I have an anser to this but
oh
ok nevermind
No go on
no
A debate needs opposition
i ill get banned
Coward.
Is that a Thomas Graham reference?
These.. pokemon.. what are they?
Okay bro just say your straight
I got muted cus I made a joke like 3 messages after they sai dnot to
but I DIDNT FUCKING READ IT
"erm you got a warning. "haaha wwell daisd' fuck you
i
dsfh
wijhedbs fqlskmnvhew n bvycF&B*T&NY!WKHJQV
Clearly its the talking vending machine from that one Cromwell wire entry
294 will be 15.0
Hear me out on mcfoy
nuked
!hubertping
Yaoi
HHAAH
Toxic too
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@rancid dome
Deepwell has allot of deepwells amiright or amiright folks
president kimball
why we calling him "miister graham"
😭
I'm having withdrawals
go read deepwell archive again
I can never get the same feeling from it
kochsua grahm
bro is limp
🥀
LITERALLY THAT GIF
I MEAN EMOJI
XDDDD
nah wheres the "I NEED COCK, GRAHAM" message
I miss mister Graham
Everyone always needs cock, graham
But does anybody want cock, graham
graham and goode are probably d-class by now
See that's a dilema
Bro they are worse 
they're probably sitting somehwere in the depths of SCP-9000 typing away at transcripts
ALSO
Not even the trench
when goode or someone send "ill send you to the trench"
was that refereincing 9000?
my guy all I Watched were deepwell logs
YOOOOOOOOOOo
Deepwell was full of references outside the usual SL world
I think next arg should be 049 focused
Its good world building
Ite be fun
ND sweating at the words “Next ARG”
XD
Torture methods introduced into lore hunter research
Former deepwell arg lore hunter john kiriakou
if the next arg is related to 049
it should reference 035
:)
people totally won't misinterpret it as adding him as an scp
not at all
049 and 035 are best friends
More than
actually 50% of people would see it as "OH MY GOD THEY ARE ADDING 035 CONFIRMED!!!"
and the other 50% of people would see it as gay yaoi fanfiction
Yk I'd personally like a more hunchback vulture looking 049 but that's literally most site 02 scps being hunchbacks
Site-02 needs to get a live in chiropractor
173
Preferably with a license
173....?
So its dr peanut?
yes
096 is the acupuncture guy
049 is the uhhh general health nurse
939 is the
NO
939 is acupuncture
096 is
fuckin
idk
what


hello sir graham
Sir graham? Mor like sir diaphragm gottem
hi
!auro
not that
Its close enough
Its even more devastating though

Third
what's the reason of adding this to discord
Probably because of the sudden nitro cancelations
They are tryin to convince people to resub
Yeah, a few resignations went as a protest
It's a shame that in a few months the same "regulation" will come into effect on the platform anyway
their greed sickens me
gotten to the point they made polycule nitro
I do NOT trust that
Mullvad >>>
They keep sendin me damn emails about my sub ending
"Rejoin and we will cut the pay"
Nah fuck off
You aint gettin my ID
fucking losers dude I hate these people
you told me that a week ago dude fuck off
^
If you want the nitro back. Then drop the damn verification shit entirely
people who don’t need one and don’t know shit about vpns
we’re so sowwy guys we’re gonna push it out by 3 months but you still gotta do it
if another platform can make itself half decent i will be moving off discord aside from northwood stuff
the biggest issue for me is just that i know so many people here already
telegram comes to mind as a potential alternative but i refuse to use telegram out of principle
How did we activate ability as SCP ?
My bad for starting the game bro.
If you press F1 as any role ingame, you can open a window quickly introducing the role’s main abilities
Press F1 as an SCP and it’ll tell you everything you need to know
It says to press F1 when you spawn in as any role
Ok thx.
Sorry, I was sleeping
Nw. Its been dealt with
these words are not in the bible
Why did my game keep crashing when i load into a server ?
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@upper raven @orchid kraken
Tuff
Will theye do a final trailer soon with the release date?
How do you make cola in 914
Who are these
That’s true didn’t potatoes come from the America’s
They wouldn’t have had them back then
@true sky postal 3 torture
ty
!914
If you want a table of everything
that’d be stupid as shit
Did you guys have tips to play as SCP ?
I play like 2 scp game in my 5 hour of playing.
yeah I ain't trusting it either
might cancel mine if I see Discord doesn't remove their ID verification requirement
@orchid kraken
?????
I did this in tarkov
bro did ts in tarkov
I did this in Paw Patrol: Grand Prix
Muscle strain
I love when people confuse being a pussy with survival instict
As in "people think they're being pussies when it's just survival instinct" or "people think it's survival instinct when they're just being pussies"?
Hm
Lets just say
You play cautious, slow and steady and some people who tryhard or play like crazies who,die in 2 minutes call you being a pussy
Would you rather survive the longest but play "boring" or just die in 2 minutes but live the shortest way possible
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me when i lowkey install Prilagodljiva jacina zvuka
Goo goo babies 
Does anyone know the solution to my problem?
I have to verify the game's integrity but when I do that the game will just crash again after joining a server
Take a look at #technical-support!
amazing
peak
He looks fucking ridiculous we went to get him a blood test a couple days ago they shaved a patch of his neck bruhh
He’s self conscious about it now
He told me
wouldnt it just go through him
Sent to the pocket dimension
true
106 selectively choses what passes through it
Though the substance on him would corrode the sandwich
why are the movies i analyze in class old 50s boring ones and not actually interesting ones
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Alright but if he chooses that the ham can pass but not the bread, how would that work then
@tough tapir @polar spade
Plaen
Something something of scoot
pretty skies
Yes 
!maid @tough tapir
I love the last 2 images they look very cozy
How about one more
Idk if discord loads that one or not tho
Oh, 200MP camera type shit
Nope :(
I'll ss it and send thru dm I guess
What does maid do
!wran @valid edge .
@mortal crypt has wranned stinky_mod1234 Reason: .
20260122_063022.jpg
Still doesnt work
Mmm yes
I think fbi is ragebaiting
Btw how is outlast 2 going?
How you look
Dunno if there's any bandori fans here but :)
1995 had the best one hit wonders
the rentals, silverchair, spacehog, motherfuckin hum
tjey are killing people
wdym?
thats just rock too
oh yea toadies aswell to the rock list
trippin daisy
they are killing people
cool
by one hit wonders I mainly mean they had one big song, not just one good song
I would never disrespect Hum by saying stars is their best
alot of people automatically assume ypaa is the best album as well
because of the funny zebra
but dih is so fucking good
I fucking love dih
first thing that i see when i open up this server
why do these types of people always ruin my fandoms
A scoot of scoot
Alright bro.
kickass album
you should listen to it
Im talking about Hum's 1998 release "Downward Is Heavenward"
brah
Or, DiH for short
I’m gonna kms
what are you talking about?
ok maybe dont say that you love "dih" lowk
Keep myself safe
good for you 
why, its a good album?
context always matters my man, dont always assume to worse
There is a context for that
dih 💔
Downward is Heavenward
When you said u love it you shouldve said the full name 😭
If u love to talk about dicks its ur issue
takes too long
Nah its just funny what he said cuz the slang for the d word
im crine
whats your fasciation with penises anyway?
Didnt you say you love them btw
I never said that
I said I loved the Champaigne based band Hum's 1998 release Downward is Heavenward which is often considered an underrated shoegaze/alt rock classic
not male genital
you FREAK
IK NOW
Stop being mean Squeaky Big Mac
you're the one claiming I like male gential
I WAS JOKING ALSO IK WHAT U MEAN NOW
Squeaky Big Mac
Pls let me go sleep now its 2:46 AM
Why u typing so much squeaky big mac 😢
when in fact, Im really talking about the band hum, which is a band formed in 1989 in Champaigne Illinois, with the classic lineup of Matt Talbott, Jeff Dimpsey, Tim Lash, and the late Bryan St. Pere. More specifically their 10 tracked, 52 minute long 1998 release called downward is heavenward, containing the tracks; Isle of the Cheetah, Comin' Home, If You Are To Bloom, Ms. Lazarus, Afternoon With The Axolotls, Green to Me, Dreamboat,The Inuit promise, Apollo, and The Scientist. It covers topics such as death, and love. It has been a major inspiration for plenty of other bands such as Deftones, Title Fight, and more! Overall amazing album, I love DiH
just giving context
do you need more?
NO IM SORRY SQUEAKY big mac ive known what u meant for a while now
jeezzz
alr ima go sleep gn squeaky big mac and @serene coyote
Good morning
Im allow u think about dihs during sleeping
Good night
Hi
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Imagine a pvp game that uses a non Euclidean map…
Woh
Splitgate is probably the closest to that
Goo goo babies
love how there's an scp that is quite literally rasputin
what
@upper raven who this blud
hi baby
im sorry
should i play scp:sl on my qd-oled monitor
no you shouldnt play SL on anything
true
Split gate is too simplistic
has anyone playtested scp:sl with a 5090
!status
oh thanks
Doesn’t look like there should be any significant issues
ye its prob me
Straight up
on WHAT world is cpu cooler than gpu
In a GPU heavy game ig… idk
Bro just downloading shit
Quick question guys, has anyone ever seen both a Particle Disruptor and a Jailbird spawn naturally on a map?
Quite often actually
Not always
One locker is guaranteed, but the second one isn’t
Wiki says one locker is guaranteed, second one is 50%
So half of rounds will have both weapons
However, I've been scouting random seeds on a local host and I did not see a map with TWO lockers
Though it is less likely people actually find and unlock both lockers
whens the release of the new scp?
Later this year
No other information at this time
Sometimes I see a map with no lockers at all
Deadass
I scout all the places wiki states, there's nuffin
Sometimes there's one locker, sometimes none, never two
So I wanted to fact check with other folks whether I'm unlucky or I'm being lied to
Okay finally found a map with two lockers, thanks for the help guys
харош
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!hubertrep
You know that still pings him
Hoob has 601 reps
Yeah, pinging him when he's not in chat is warnable
there's a command for that too
!hubertrep
if I recall right
You can also just rep someone’s username instead of mentioning them
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You can't give a rep to yourself!
!rep badman_the_user
Member "badman_the_user" not found.
!rep goode
Member "goode" not found.
Damn
!rep graham
What's the point of this damn bot
cassie is anti graham
Stupid
theres no butter
timezones bro
there is no cafeteria there will never be a cafeteria
he still thinks entrance zone rework is real
Please use !rephubert if he isn't active in chat 
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He gon
:(
Uh
Really? Banning as a way to delete messages
Great now @true sky looks schizophrenic
It bans everyone? 
Screw you
banned to delete messages
lucid 😭
cooked
Cat for dinner
It will come out crispy gold with an apple in it's mouth
Well good thing I got to keep my level
why are you in that subreddit
Redditor
Maybe because he's one of them
I cant type this word here for some reason
Discord moment its not loading
dude 096's chase theme is so fire
Huh
Yeah, that was a good idea for Northwood to listen to us
The chase themes make scps intimidating
I mean they always were
But now it's even more
Then there's the thing you can find out there's an scp near by
Just by the music
It should be only play once the scp is in your fov
Or something like that
Stingers and Chase themes only play once they enter your FoV
Oh fuck off that's a wasted fucking page
I hope who ever printed this stubs their toe
Reminds me of it
legendary chat pull
you gotta fill it up by yourself
you probably pinged hubert
Will 049-2 ever get new animations?
049 reework
Would need a whole new design
Yes...
Maybe after the roles that were reanimated yes
Like if a guard is reanimated it looks like a guard
How would his touching animation work?
just take x3j design for 049
Would he just slap its Target?
Would have to figure out how to make sure they are visible enough
Or hold his hand?
Haven't seen it
Probably by having their walking animation different
Like a reanimated corpse
Grasp their pec
Hmm
049 is a grabber
049 pecking
Maybe voice lines?
Yeah
049 should turn into birds
Upon death?
Like the body bursts into a pile of birds?
An idea
Scps upon death do harmful effects
tho it that mean there wont be any scp ragdoll anymore other than 049-2
049 transforms into birds like dracula turns into bats
Yeah I took it back
how do we contain 049 then
Kill the bird
jolly
trying to open a support ticket but pressing the button says 'interaction failed', am i doing something wrong?
@craggy anvil Try now. Should be fixed
What is the level of max level
50
thanks pookie
aw man
Sybau green role
hey does anyone know how to get into contact with the support team that focuses on ban appeals im not here to cause trouble its just i need to resolve a misunderstanding of an issue because i was banned for cheating but i wasn't even on scpsl for a short time cause of issues with a hacker who got into my account i tried to appeal and explained the situation there but it was rejected and the response i got was
"Hello, After reviewing your ban we have concluded that the publisher ban that is issued is correct. You are responsible for your account. Your ban will not be lifted. Northwood Studios Appeals Team"
i didn't see a channel where i could put down this complaint sense it didn't show any but i rather not be banned for something i didn't do cause someone took my account for 2-3 whole days so im reaching out here for someone from the official server for help
again sorry for the inconvenience everyone but i had to say something
I got kicked today
With this treasure i summon @gilded timber
He will respond soon
I kept my level but not my skeleton
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]
I lost my October 2022 join date
thats what i tried but i got this from their team
"Hello, After reviewing your ban we have concluded that the publisher ban that is issued is correct. You are responsible for your account. Your ban will not be lifted. Northwood Studios Appeals Team"

again sorry to bother yall
appeal@scpslgame.com
???
thats how its spelled
(don't inculde the period at the end)
thats a typo i made
oops
i tried both its not working i put it in where the http thing is and it just ended up searching for it
you need to email it
ooohhh
That's an email address
thats why

im not the sharpest guy around
ok i send it to them hopefully my account will be unbanned
you guys are pretty nice people so that you fbi, vzor, and fanfire for the help
(if i could send a heart gif i would but i don't think i can here TwT
Mmm
@dreamy ferry Sorry, i don't accept friend requests
wait
if megapatch 3 is going to release
does that mean
scp confinement episode 8 (not the softcore slop that ended up releasing)
WILL RELEASE?!?!?
why are you always in macdonald
What u get in happy meal? 
Unhappy meal
:(

whats the item in the middle?
looks yummy
kinda like hotpockets?
i see
why the hell is everyone eating mcdonalds
@true sky
bro is not postal dude
sign my petition
cheap copy of dude
@mortal crypt wanna play?
Hey guys, can anybody help me figure out what font 079 UI uses?
😱
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Tung
wanna play next season?
its like in 3 days
Sure
awesome
I want to get to Plat 3 thos season tho so I'll probably grind alone ig
i been hopping on siege but i only play clear house
trying to learn every possible angle and improve my aim
I found the perfect animal to represent you. @meager slate look up a dwarf rabbit. ;)
6 in tall
I like seabunnies more
ill join too if you want
What about a white eared pheasant (crossoptilion crossoptilion)?
It's a very beautiful bird
Pretty cat
What is it's name
Darwackyy
well they pointed at me first
nah it seems like you did
nah you def did
nah
nah you did
make game harder. Max diff (Grand Admiral). Max hyperlane density (ie fucks me more when evil). Etc...... About to kill the fallen empires who have 1m plus fleets (mod). Planet super weapons.
already did the l gates
Do a megacorp run
gestalt is ez




