general-chat

[tough tapir]

I said the bird bird bird

[rocky adder]

!wran @rancid dome hello

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder has wranned noemi_ Reason: hello

[lethal nexus]

No.

[tough tapir]

bird is the word

[lethal nexus]

Word is Bond.

[rancid dome]

Aw hell nawh

[minor goblet]

[tough tapir]

Bames Jond?!

[lethal nexus]

Lyric.

||

[deep shadow]

Cough

[languid radish]

Goddamnit theres more of them

[rocky adder]

they’re invading

[leaden sparrow]

gotta build a wall

[languid radish]

Execute order 6...

Uh is it 66 or 67

[leaden sparrow]

66

[languid radish]

Nah im pretty sure it was 67

[frozen pawn]

Man I returned to scp sl and its fun

awesome

[frozen pawn]

67 mango msutard tuff

[languid radish]

Lie of the century this is

[frozen pawn]

no

I am tryue

[lethal nexus]

New Player?

Hm.

You got this.

[true sky]

liar

[valid silo]

but

his pants ain't on fire

[true sky]

it is

[frozen pawn]

Not lying

just saying how i feel

its fun

well it always was fun when i played it

[honest gate]

yall cant handle bros whimsy

[split heron]

your name means "Black Water" in turkish

🤔

[minor goblet]

In Japanese it means crow / raven

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/both-both-is-good-the-road-to-el-dorado-agreed-gif-23448946

[cunning marsh]

wait holy shit is that the watcher 😨

[strange niche]

[cunning marsh]

hm yes the rainworld leditor within me is pleased

but like how is the first thing i see when i join this one of my favorite games ever lmao

[strange niche]

That game's lore is like sniffing crack

I love it

[cunning marsh]

yes its amazing

i was just working on a new arena lmao

like rn

[strange niche]

Funnily enough I have Rained open as well

[cunning marsh]

😭

[cunning marsh]

thats not the leg right is that a room you made

or something

[strange niche]

It's a variation of the Leg for a different Iterator

[cunning marsh]

interesting

looks really cool

i'm currently recreating an entire game within rainworld but since im like tired of making one single specific region for so long im doing an arena for a future region

[strange niche]

mood, I can't stay focused on a region for too long

But it does mean I can implement some cursed systems when my brain clicks the right way

[cunning marsh]

i should totally figure out custom tiles and materials

i wish i could send screenshot of what the room's looking lkie so far but. no image perms 😔

[strange niche]

#media-posts should work for new users

[split heron]

😭

[foggy bison]

son

[strange leaf]

the humble pair of henchmen

[tawny vapor]

[gilded plover]

is the code of the wall bg cursed or not? bg codes are usually very easy

[strange niche]

Oh hey

[gilded plover]

also yeah i haven't implemented that shader in my universe yet

[strange niche]

[gilded plover]

from the point ya shared it

also yea hi

[strange niche]

It's not my proudest work

[gilded plover]

i have just witnessed a 173 getting locked in that armory in hard

[frozen pawn]

Wow

it is a real life chaos insurgent!

[tawny vapor]

Ouch

[upper raven]

@orchid kraken he's following your steps

[timid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-vibe-cat-vibing-orzath-gif-24672961

Car

[strange niche]

The second live gene editing becomes commercially viable, at least 30% of the population stops legally being classified as human

Can't wait for tax brackets based on species orientation

[timid niche]

Guys send some cute cars gifs

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077030283792097420/1309022003902152774/togif.gif

[strange niche]

Best I can do is Welsh Cob

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas-moth-bug-huge-insect-moth-gif-5041616

Does the moths count?

[frozen pawn]

pretty moth

moths are so beatiful

[tawny vapor]

True, especially white moths

They are quite beautiful

[leaden sparrow]

woah

[gilded plover]

man i hate when im human people cant use microhid but when im scp there are suddenly people who know how to do it

[high hinge]

[vague kettle]

Its ok

[true sky]

@upper raven

[lunar siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1473718191040757955/1475456151175827582/togif.gif

[tawny vapor]

Just imagine the possibilities (& consequences)! Instead of walking around in a funny suit, you could show your true self in every place you visit (unless they decide to kick you out, because you could be a walking fire hazard for them)

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[true sky]

imagine not having nitro

[glass bronze]

hm

[strange niche]

"Some public persons did have problems with narrow doorways."

[tawny vapor]

but I imagine that many of these guys would go fully reptilian, since that would be the safest option

[strange niche]

I would also imagine it would be climate dependant too

I'm not sure there'd be many scalies in Scandinavia

[tawny vapor]

Well... then you would have to consider the scale of it, before doing any similar "modifications"

[rancid dome]

Tyyy

[glass bronze]

np

[rancid dome]

Not sure why you'd make it turn into a ghost ping. Please dont do that again. For the best :)

[tawny vapor]

For sure, and on the east side - wolfs, bears maybe

[strange niche]

Observing the practical cases of transmogrification and its effect on social and political environments

[glass bronze]

it auto deleted the message 😭 idk why

[rancid dome]

Lol

Prob last 3 message thing

[cinder sand]

guys is playing on geforce now a probable ban cause?

[tawny vapor]

"After years of unethical private testing in labs, they set their sights on something bigger."

[midnight swift]

hai chat

[sleek estuary]

no

[tawny vapor]

They would.. the corporations would do that instead of funding cancer treatments

[tawny vapor]

Hello

[cinder sand]

I think I got falsely banned because of that

[tame hollow]

death sentence

[lunar siren]

Imagine being french

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-cigar-smoking-andrew-tate-cigar-gif-26262606

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-haha-wow-mr-robot-laugh-gif-5711275

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/poopyblud67-clock-strikes-12-discord-reddit-4chan-gif-3832709242167750857

[tawny vapor]

If you believe that the ban was imposed incorrectly, please check the links below

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]

[cinder sand]

I already appealed but I play on geforce now and I believe it is impossible to get 3rd party cheats on it

[indigo trail]

SCP-953? It seems this game is about to become more difficult.

[upper raven]

linga

WHY IS MY ARM TWITCHING

SO MUCH

GAH

[rancid dome]

It yearns for shower and grass

[rocky adder]

have you lifted anything extremely heavy with it recently

[strange niche]

I mean, 3114 in the scp article was female

[rocky adder]

Wokewood strikes again…….

[split heron]

hold on hold on i WOULD lowkey genetically edit myself to a tetrachromat if possible

[split heron]

because like i could see more colors than i did before

isnt that cool?

and they have already made lenses that can make you see a really specific color

[umbral ingot]

I read through it all finally, the documents posted show he signed a sworn statement admitting he did all of what was alleged. There's posts saying the CEO of Terabit is a convicted swatter who swatted schools full of children on the scp reddit too.

[cinder sand]

Guys just wondering how long does it take to get a response for a ban appeal?

[gilded timber]

We aim to respond within 14 working days

[cinder sand]

ok thanks.

[crimson pilot]

May I ask why you were banned and when you were banned?

You can also DM me if you want

[dense veldt]

Yeah

[cinder sand]

I think I got banned like 30 mins ago. so I launched scp sl on geforce now and when I tried to join a server it gave an error that read "you have been globally banned because of cheating" I think that it is caused by geforce now becasue it is a cloud service and many people use its services to do diffrent things.

[crimson pilot]

Yes me too

I think there is a problem

[cinder sand]

yeah me too

[upper raven]

easy work

[void rain]

Yep happened to my friend either

Big skill issue

[cinder sand]

yess I got unbanned

[void rain]

You did the appeal?

[cinder sand]

yea

[void rain]

Kk

[cinder sand]

I'm not gonna open the game just in case because I think it is a global issue

[upper raven]

@true sky cracked

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-gif-86445408378871743

[hexed ledge]

Hi chat.

I've been dead for 2 days.

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[boreal kernel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cheers-joel

[upper raven]

a single sprinter is more threating than a horde

[somber raptor]

@mortal crypt I genuinely just tricked with Mute (and the help of Tubarao)

[upper raven]

@true sky gordon spar and crowbar

[true sky]

nephew

[upper raven]

im not your nephew

[true sky]

then what

[upper raven]

gordon

[true sky]

bro is not gordon

[past dune]

Hi chat

[valid silo]

why is blud sea

who does he think he is

what does he even do

[true sky]

i play minecraft whiel eating cheetos

[true sky]

afternoon

[valid silo]

bro is JUST like me

[true sky]

you eat offbrand cheetos

[valid silo]

I eat

not cheetos

I eat areetos

arab cheetos

[true sky]

son

[valid silo]

exept instead of a chetah

it's an arab chetah

areetos

[true sky]

chetah

like the gta 5 girl

[valid silo]

blud diddlen

he doesn't even know gta 6 is dropping out tmrw

[true sky]

sonn

fraud tommorow

[valid silo]

BOIIIIIIi

FRAUD TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LIKE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[fierce river]

what r boost perks

[true sky]

role colors

[fierce river]

..that it?

[true sky]

what do you want more

[fierce river]

screw boosting :(

[fierce river]

free o5 keycard /j

[past dune]

!wran @fierce river no free 05 keycards

[snow umbra]

@past dune has wranned 0t4b Reason: no free 05 keycards

[fierce river]

can i use wran pls

[past dune]

Yes you can

[fierce river]

!wran @past dune no you arent alex

[snow umbra]

@fierce river has wranned itsa1ex Reason: no you arent alex

[fierce river]

yay

payback

[past dune]

I am Alex

[valid silo]

@true sky rate ts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139702936570707968/1475331346082824233/go-7.mp4?ex=699f1323&is=699dc1a3&hm=b311e8990862c4145f324d53a78fe8d12e4b4d4a62b1e0b2809bc3bde1204783&

[true sky]

i guess bro

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-rider-gif-12094570406792494631

[fierce river]

how do i connect my discord

to scp sl

[upper raven]

they aint biting shit through now

[leaden sparrow]

!05

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/851230673025236992/saying05insteadO5.gif

[true sky]

bro dont have ragdoll

[upper raven]

bro doesnt even play pz

ragdoll only works on car

[true sky]

bro doesnt have mod to activate ragdoll on melee

[upper raven]

why i would want taht

[true sky]

realism bro

[upper raven]

-44444 fps

[true sky]

orrphan

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[upper raven]

im not an orphan

[crimson salmon]

Krita is fire

[grave topaz]

scp 67 in scp sl when?

[true sky]

true

[true sky]

maybe

[crimson salmon]

Mann I wanna get back into drawing

I want more freetime

[livid glacier]

It still exists, actually, if you're interested in revisiting it sometime!

[grave topaz]

why you dont have free time anymore?

[crimson salmon]

School mainly

And preparing for final exams

[upper raven]

Get out

[grave topaz]

school sucks man. im happy i have break for one week

but what should i do?

[nudge]

[true sky]

one week only?

[grave topaz]

nah i had two week but only one week remain

[crimson salmon]

I will go somewhere next week with my family so I'll have that off

But I could study so much instead rahh

[grave topaz]

i hate study bro

[crimson salmon]

Same but

If I procastinate I feel guilt

[grave topaz]

we have no choice

truth nuke

[nudge]

[sharp olive]

FRAUD SOON

[sharp olive]

Same same

[strong dune]

Maybe youd have more free time if you drew NOW

DRAW NOW

[plucky spindle]

d-boys rebelled and fucking killed everyone

[glossy axle]

Bro why tf larry attack not working

[strong dune]

The game sucks buddy

[upper raven]

Uninstall scp sl

Install scp sl 2

Problem solved

[true sky]

i see

[somber raptor]

Whoever decided 90 second ads should be allowed on YouTube Music needs to be shot

I LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER AND WHEN I RIDE MY BIKE I CAN'T FUCKING SKIP THE AD

[merry nova]

Heey

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[somber raptor]

What the fuck

[merry nova]

Áhh? Ó?

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1475284107486560459/togif.gif

[merry nova]

I like Italian girls

[somber raptor]

Sorry I'm a man

[merry nova]

Ohhh

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir

where rep?

[tough tapir]

I thought you were asleeb

Was gonna save it for morning lol

[rancid dome]

ah

fair, fair

lemme see when my next one is

[somber raptor]

asleeb

[tough tapir]

That, and I lost track of time painting minis

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 50 minutes, 17 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[somber raptor]

😴

[tough tapir]

So like 5am

[rancid dome]

10:51 am for me is next rep

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Get repped

[rancid dome]

tyty

[tough tapir]

[somber raptor]

Skopós' shells after every round:

[rancid dome]

Pulling a 40h challenge

24h is too ez

[tough tapir]

48h and you'll start seeing verstappen in the corner of your eye

[rancid dome]

I am already starting to see things in the corner of the eyes when I sometimes turn my head around

[tough tapir]

Sleep deprivation is fun

[rancid dome]

but my friend did ask me "did you see like a rat running around" so I guess I might not be hallucinating

[tough tapir]

I kept seeing shadows move when I worked night shifts

[rancid dome]

that, or we're both hallucinating the same shi

[tough tapir]

Ghost rat

[rancid dome]

ghost of o>

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[tough tapir]

Or ghost of <o

Since that ratto got removed

[rancid dome]

woah

[tough tapir]

Found it

Found the <o

Guinea pig but oh well

[rancid dome]

that's a big one

[leaden sparrow]

awhhhhhh

precious

[timid niche]

He's fucking huge

[tough tapir]

R o u n d

[glossy coyote]

Loving these rodents

[leaden sparrow]

rotund hampster

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[crimson salmon]

Oh this is me when

Uuuh

Me when

When uuuh

Me when uuuh

Agnes Tachyon

[pearl plover]

People told me she was from a horse anime

But I dropped it from ep1 idk why

[timid niche]

Who is that

Some random

[eternal rock]

should i apply for a job at kel-tec?

bullets not 2 scale cuz i suck at drawing

[little moon]

[eternal rock]

magazine-fed revolvers are epic

dardick is my idol

[leaden sparrow]

so dumb

[eternal rock]

do not insult OUR glorious king dardick

[leaden sparrow]

trounds are cool tho

[leaden sparrow]

it’s SO stupid

[eternal rock]

i think my idea fixes most of the flaws that dardick's handgun has

[uneven goblet]

Why make it a revolver then

What’s the point

[eternal rock]

i drew the bullets in the mag the wrong way around they should be the other way round

[eternal rock]

science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT

[leaden sparrow]

i mean….

[gaunt talon]

looking cool

[leaden sparrow]

the dardick looks so stupid

[eternal rock]

also it makes sure that bizon mags still have a use

[leaden sparrow]

i mean they already did that

not with the revy but

[uneven goblet]

Cave Johnson

[eternal rock]

kel-tec merely inspired me

i vastly improved on their idea

hmmmm what shall i make next

[leaden sparrow]

deamon core gun

[eternal rock]

hmm

[eternal rock]

done

the suction cup is so you can reload it

[gaunt talon]

new 914 gun

[eternal rock]

1% chance to get from com-18 or .44 magnum on very fine, and you have to wear a lead-lined suit that you can find in some storage closet in HCZ

[leaden sparrow]

mmmm

it’s got to be ac130 mountable

[eternal rock]

just stick it out the window

or toss the core out of the window

[leaden sparrow]

fair fair

we need smth for the civilian market

[leaden sparrow]

works

[eternal rock]

replace the plutonium with uranium it's slightly safer

[leaden sparrow]

gotta be atf compliant

[eternal rock]

hmmm

well it has no stock and no foregrips

i don't think it's even a gun

[leaden sparrow]

i see

what about smth like this

AH

NO

i’m not redrawing that

sob

[upper raven]

America ya

[jaunty onyx]

We don't need more demon core weapons after jailbird

[eternal rock]

i did not see it

what was it

[eternal rock]

it's a ranged weapon it emits a shit ton of gamma rays to harm the opponent

[leaden sparrow]

db demon core

close to fire

but it was cropped so badly and the file is gone

[jaunty onyx]

I mean nerd emoji but it doesn't instakill

[lilac frost]

@rancid dome Hey Noemi can i talk with you in dms

[rancid dome]

Er, sure!

Lemme take a stroll back to my dorm real quick, then I'll check it out :)

[lilac frost]

It's kinda serious

[rancid dome]

Oh

Yeah, just shoot me the message

I'll be there in about 3 minutes

[lilac frost]

Sent

[rancid dome]

[rancid dome]

I don't see it on my message requests...

[lilac frost]

That's weird

[rancid dome]

I'll shoot you a dm, 1 sec

[lilac frost]

Alright

[rancid dome]

Can you enable dm or message request?

[lilac frost]

Can you add me rq, you can unfriend me after the whole thing

[rancid dome]

Sure

[lilac frost]

Sent

[inner walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933732132889706566/1295979391687331900/32353C38-734C-4B37-9CAC-55BD35BF88F9.gif

[robust cliff]

#2 ranked scp sl chad

[somber raptor]

@mortal crypt

[wide goblet]

what does containment tier 3 even do???

on the cards

[quick knot]

!wiki Keycards

[snow umbra]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=Keycards

[quick knot]

@wide goblet

[wide goblet]

figured it out

[kind osprey]

hi er

i got banned from offical servers for "discrimination", and I can't really think of what I did

it's only for 14 days, but I don't really want something like that on my logs

is there any way to appeal it?

[sleek estuary]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[sleek estuary]

ask in there

[kind osprey]

tysm!

[gilded timber]

https://discord.com/channels/761966386800623626/852948807011926036

[mortal crypt]

mute got nerfed hard

you can't trick ace or therm with mute anymore

[somber raptor]

you can trick Thermite

in very specific cases

[strong dune]

?

[delicate void]

SCP.. 1-7-3..

Successfully contained by..

CHAOS INSURGENCY

sounds sooo tuff

jumping in JOY when i hear cassie

i agree with your name

we need gore in SL

just a description isn't enough

I need to ACTUALLY see it

[mortal crypt]

!langar

[snow umbra]

مرحبًا! هذا السيرفر يتحدث باللغة الإنجليزية.

[mortal crypt]

yeah very specific ones only

[delicate void]

why was it removed?

[mortal crypt]

only english

[delicate void]

oh

we neeeed gore in SL

when i throw a grenade in an elevator

I need to see LIMBS fly off

EVERYTHING

[mortal crypt]

grow up

[delicate void]

it's immersive tho

[somber raptor]

@true sky

[delicate void]

it's a horror game

It's not "growing up"

that's like playing cod and seeing confetti fly out of soldiers when you shoot hem

😭

[orchid kraken]

Now i want my role back, please

Also cassie as usual uncle doesnt send link to join

[abstract nebula]

Oh damn the Backrooms movie is coming out this year

[valid silo]

Oh crap

Did noufel's basement get removed as a partner server

[slender tusk]

J

[orchid kraken]

Either some drama or just got deleted

Cuz owner felt like that

[amber lintel]

@rocky adder @meager cosmos

fraud

[rocky adder]

I HAVE TO GET MY SAVE CAUGHT UP

[somber raptor]

hell yes just found a piano score for Frieren soundtrack >:)

[uneven goblet]

in absentenia

[rocky adder]

gotta verify my damn files because for some reason these red motherfuckers are tanking my performance any time they pull up

[somber raptor]

fuck me

[inner walrus]

[slender tusk]

Hier gilt die StVO

[mortal crypt]

yea

[valid silo]

What happened

[mortal crypt]

i honestly don't know

[fossil fern]

guys do i download

[icy mica]

:(

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-komaru-cat-komaru-gif-komaru-everyday-komaru-flower-gif-16010071609240271312

[amber lintel]

Feels too realistic for my tastes but if you're going for a pack like that, no reason not to, right?

[austere dock]

Hi

[forest field]

If they ever do a remaster of New Vegas would it be too meta to have his avatar be a human model straight from the original game

[austere dock]

Fuck

I hate hackers

[somber raptor]

Not enough moustache

[mortal crypt]

:(

[mortal crypt]

"cheaters" not hackers

there is a difference

[fossil fern]

Weird ai young Mr house

[austere dock]

Ok

[jaunty onyx]

yes

[glossy axle]

Playing music through the mic is bannable?

[plush bolt]

depends on the server

[glossy axle]

Oh

[plush bolt]

it's not game bannable

[glossy axle]

Northwood gave me a warning for it

[plush bolt]

Northwood official server is not the same as northwood

there is a different discord

[glossy axle]

I mean the official server

[plush bolt]

yea

were u playing it in spectator or smth?

[glossy axle]

I mean i become a spectator after I die

[merry nova]

I want pizza

[frozen pawn]

???

wtf is that

"my mr house"

https://tenor.com/view/its-glummy-hahaha-extended-tgf-gif-10238517431361666689

[winter sedge]

"My rendition"

Sure

[true sky]

[serene coyote]

Hi

!rep 287778194977980416

[snow umbra]

You have just given @icy mica a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

Your P

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Is this time better per chance?

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 26 minutes, 38 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

Oh woops

Keep it until the next one from me

Or just do it and I'll delay mine

[tough tapir]

Wah

I'll wait

[little moon]

[somber raptor]

Hi

[glossy axle]

!rep @glossy axle

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[glossy axle]

Oohhh

[strange niche]

@icy flume https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1475965592136847360/Goonstation_4_Roleplay__Sylvester__Nadir_Extraction_Site_2026-02-24_13-04-41.mp4?ex=699f6793&is=699e1613&hm=c831243fb573fb06835bb17e5800f484a13d8b0df114d9e74c45540109a6d985&
Sheen-The-Pebbles accidentally saves the station from two rampaging antags

[timid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-vibe-cat-vibing-orzath-gif-24672961

[little moon]

What am i watching bruh

[strange niche]

Space Station 13

[shy horizon]

!rep @serene coyote

[snow umbra]

You have just given @serene coyote a reputation point!

[upper raven]

What the fuck

This is a relic

[strange niche]

That's a relic?

[upper raven]

Brainrot

[strange niche]

[strange niche]

I mean I would have considered something like dinosaur Yee a relic but alrighty

[upper raven]

I suggest

Suggestion

And my suggestion to suggestion is

Air is invisible

[strange niche]

[upper raven]

Elaborate

[strange niche]

It would be a bit difficult having a blue sky if air was invisible

[upper raven]

thats atshosmphere

My games were crashing

found issue

why are u doing this to me

[still moth]

good evemorning chat

[bright cairn]

yeah its not invisible its just so small we can't see it

but the light from the sun refracts off the air molecules giving the sky the blue hue it has

[strange niche]

Anisotropy is a funny quirk

[jovial perch]

whats the secret🤔

[icy flume]

what the FUCK 😭😭😭

[icy flume]

the secret is that it's a laboratory

[maiden sparrow]

The goblin

[plucky spindle]

wtf is this

[shy horizon]

bro is in ohio

[somber raptor]

I fell asleep on the fucking train and missed the station goddamit

[somber raptor]

Thank god Trenord's S5 passes every 30 minutes

[strange niche]

TLDR I spent all my traitor credits on microbombs

[shy horizon]

bro missing a station on a train is scary cuz train stops are all so far apart

[strange niche]

Hilarity ensues

[somber raptor]

Nah it's Trenord's Suburban line

[shy horizon]

idk what that is

[somber raptor]

The station I ended up in was like 5Km from the one I was supposed to go

Plus there's a train each way every 30 minutes

So i'm already on my way back to the right station

[bright cairn]

day 300 of asking for simple layout maps to be added to all sectors (not showing specific rooms, just the layout) so i don't get fucking lost every round

[vital haven]

bro

600 ms every server

so laggy

[bright cairn]

don't tell me to memorise the layout either because that shit is too hard bro im not a fucking sweat

[somber raptor]

It was actually even funnier than that: I was asleep for most of the trip, last stop I remembered I looked at the sign and it said Parabiago, then I fell asleep, missed the stop in Busto Arsizio, and woke up right as the train stopped at Gallarate thinking we were at Busto Arsizio

[polar spade]

There’s a guide on our tech support wiki on fixing high ping issues

[vital haven]

help me with lag sum1

[polar spade]

!techwiki

[vital haven]

ok

[snow umbra]

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com

[polar spade]

Give it a look

[vital haven]

which one is it

[polar spade]

If you’re still having trouble, feel free to open a support ticket in #technical-support

[vital haven]

which one do i choose

[polar spade]

Go to Clients > Connection Issues

[shy horizon]

no

gosh I need to make an entrance rework suggestion doc

[bright cairn]

no rebuttal means you can't actually think of a reason why its bad

[shy horizon]

I can

Heavy is supposed to be confusing

Entrance isnt being touched on yet

Same for light

I do hope layout maps and directions are for entrance but that's only if it'd align with my general vision/ if it's big

[plucky spindle]

that just defeats the purpose of having a confusing layout

[shy horizon]

Idk what to do for light

[plucky spindle]

you're not meant to know where to go

[bright cairn]

why would a site not have a layout map 😭

[plucky spindle]

the people who work there just get used to it i suppose

[bright cairn]

im pretty sure that's standard practice because whilst site-02 isn't one of them, many sites have non-euclidean architecture

[plucky spindle]

giving a layout would just make escapes easier

there's one thing i find insanely dumb tho

why tf would heavy containment be next to entrance and not light containment

[bright cairn]

exactly

[polar spade]

CB carryover

[bright cairn]

yes

[plucky spindle]

even in cb tho

[bright cairn]

lets put the most dangerous sector right next to where all the personnel live

very smart

[plucky spindle]

that's a decision i've always found rlly odd

[polar spade]

In CB, it’s explained away by Dr whatshisname Modular Site Plan

Dr Harper was it?

[bright cairn]

never heard of the dude 😭

[polar spade]

The CI spy

[bright cairn]

oh that explains why

[plucky spindle]

you got intelligent, highly dangerous life form right next to the entrance, and disposable prisonners way further down

[bright cairn]

if a CI spy drew up site plans that might be why its so fucking shit

its intentional

[polar spade]

I think he justified it by saying NTF can reach HCZ faster in case of a breach

[plucky spindle]

fair enough actually

[bright cairn]

that's not particularly good reasoning considering the foundation has a lot of shit they can use to speed through ruined sections or just transport themselves directly into the issue

they literally have mages in many of their MTFs

[polar spade]

I think its also implied in CB that there’s other ways to move through the three zones and LCZ might be directly connected to EZ but the whole facility is locked down and certain ways and elevators are blocked

[bright cairn]

not too much of a stretch to suggest there's thaumaturges in epsilon-11

[plucky spindle]

also if anyone played scp labrat, what tf is that blue zone near entrance

[polar spade]

They used thaumaturges in Omega 1 in the Deepwell ARG. So we gotta see them in E11 as well

[upper raven]

[bright cairn]

i havent

its in my steam library though

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/combine-soldier-low-tier-god-nova-prospekt-half-life-2-gif-15668209443012810854

[leaden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[bright cairn]

yeah the elite MTFs or ones that have a need for high skill and versatility would have thaumaturges

you'd 100% see them in MTFs like Alpha-1, Delta-1, Omega-1, Zeta-9, Epsilon-11, Epsilon-9 and Eta-10

the first three because they're the most elite and often clandestine MTFs the foundation has

and the rest because they're the specialists

i'd find it very hard to believe the Mole Rats don't have a handful of mages in their ranks

[strange niche]

The Epsilon-11 we all know and love is pretty much The MTF nowadays

[bright cairn]

yeah

but iirc they're not deployed all that often

only when shit hits the fan

the most common MTFs that probably get used is Iota-10 "Damn Feds", Gamma-5 "Red Herrings", Delta-5 "Front Runners" and Zeta-9 "Mole Rats"

the first three deal with coverups and that probably needs to be done quite a lot

and the molerats just get dumped into anything that's mildly different to baseline reality

[upper raven]

Mtf vs combine who would win

[bright cairn]

MTF

like

no diff

[strange niche]

MTF have plot armour

Mostly

[bright cairn]

even then

[edgy steeple]

personally I'd just call the UIU

[bright cairn]

we're forgetting that samsara is just a team of 5 thaumtologically and cybernetically enhanced chromedomes with little compassion or sense of morality and are essentially just nigh-on immortal and near-indestructible killing machines

like yeah the combine might be an interdimensional empire

but like

that's not something new to the foundation

[strange niche]

Also the Foundation would have a macguffin to deal with the hyper specific problem, such as portal storms

[bright cairn]

and even then the Three Moons Initiative would dog walk 100 combines at once

[strange niche]

Slap some powerful reality anchors around the place and hopefully it will do the trick

[leaden sparrow]

necrons

[bright cairn]

they'd pull an admonition and create some technobabble metafiction machine that just retroactivelowkirkenuinely discombobulates anything that they think of

[strange niche]

"Hey Jimmy, sink this funny skeleton into a different pocket dimension with abnormally low Hume levels"

https://tenor.com/view/hey-you-gif-9442451

[leaden sparrow]

isn’t that just the warp

[tough tapir]

@rancid dome

[somber raptor]

What if I learned Frieren: Beyond Journey's End soundtrack on the piano

[bright cairn]

the combine is powerful yeah but like the foundation quite literally has canonical plot armor in the form of swann entities

[strange niche]

It's a really good thing the Foundations got nerfed hard in Shattered Crown

[leaden sparrow]

beyond based

[strange niche]

Because fuck

[tough tapir]

Thai flew by

[leaden sparrow]

they had to kill dan danill for the goc to stand a chance

[bright cairn]

swann entities in shattered crown really like the GOC 😭

its also not a great help for the combine if their enemy is acutely aware that they are fictional

[somber raptor]

https://musescore.com/user/31978058/scores/13996120 🤑

[strange niche]

I hate Narrativistics I hate Narrativistics I hate Narrativistics I hate Narrativistics

[bright cairn]

WOOOOO I LOVE NARRATIVISTICS

LETS MAKE THE CONCEPT OF BASELINE REALITY EVEN MORE COMPLICATED

[bright cairn]

LETS MAKE IT SO BASELINE REALITY IS NOT SO BASELINE AND CHANGES AT THE WHIM OF ENTITIES IN HIGHER NARRATIVE PLANES

[strange niche]

I've always called it the end all of self inserts

I know there's technicalities but come oooonnnm

[leaden sparrow]

it can be kinda cool

[bright cairn]

if done well it is cool

and 90% of articles featuring narrativistics do it well

[strange niche]

Specifically written for Narrativistics yeah

But I can't stand it being used outside of that

[bright cairn]

don't really ever see it be used outside of that ngl

[strange niche]

SCP is already complicated enough with ancient gods shaping humanity like clay

I don't wanna get the Multiverse involved

[bright cairn]

oh its worse

there's multiverses

and then there's narratives

[leaden sparrow]

you’ll have the TAD and you’ll like it

[bright cairn]

each multiverse is its own narrative plane

[strange niche]

And this is why I hate it

It opens too many doors

Way too many

[bright cairn]

i suppose

[strange niche]

Having the opportunity to expand is great

[velvet mason]

!rep @tough tapir

[tough tapir]

woah

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

[strange niche]

But you have to address every plothole that opens up

[velvet mason]

Slow asf

Bot

Doesn't respond in 0.002 seconds

[tough tapir]

Bot needs more binharic prayer

and incense

[bright cairn]

well

technically you don't need to address every plothole

[shy horizon]

!rep @strange niche

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 7 hours, 42 minutes, 22 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[bright cairn]

because the fact author entities exist in the SCP universe means you can just retcon it as the whim of some random author entity

[shy horizon]

oops I forgott I did that

that's embarassing

[strange niche]

It's more in the case that the more doors are open, the more opportunities for people to ask uncomfortable and inconvenient questions

[bright cairn]

i suppose

i think thats a good thing though

[strange niche]

It's like trying to build a boat out of Swiss cheese

[bright cairn]

mmmm cheese

[strange niche]

There's a certain point where it might be worth considering if the base material is a design fault

[leaden sparrow]

mmmmmm 😋

[strange niche]

Macguffins explored with Narrativistics are insanely powerful, designed for the express purpose of the plot. But it also means that question of what is possible opens up with other potential storylines

[warm relic]

алё

[strange niche]

Which complicates things

[warm relic]

А ЧО

ВСЕ

НА

АНГЛИСКАОМ

БАЗАРЯТ

[strange niche]

When I say I hate Narrativistics, I don't hate the concept itself. I just hate working with it

[strange niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403489059791438014/1461111618468577412/caption.gif

[brave horizon]

Brooo... i just found a 1:1 copy of scp sl on roblox, how is it not taken down yet

[leaden sparrow]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.

[leaden sparrow]

it’s an english server

[warm relic]

❤️

[plucky spindle]

i love scps n shi but i find it odd how u have to be 18 to write anything on the wiki
i do understand their point but i think it's weird that u have to be 18 even on the sandbox thing, considering it's a sandbox

[strange niche]

Wonders of CC-BY-SA

[pearl shard]

It's an adult community

[leaden sparrow]

considering that it’s a space that often explores mature topics, kinda makes sense

[brave horizon]

what

[shy horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[strange niche]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/licensing-guide

[pearl shard]

Creative commons

[strange niche]

SCP is ultimately designed for adults

[pearl shard]

Yeah

[strange niche]

It possess very strong themes

Very. Strong in some

[bright cairn]

take a look at SCP tiktok and youtube

then you'll understand why they don't let anyone under 18 write for the wiki

[plucky spindle]

hell naw

[bright cairn]

my point exactly

[plucky spindle]

yuh i get it for the wiki

i just thought the sandbox would be a little less

[bright cairn]

all wikidot wiki's have file limits

[leaden sparrow]

don’t you like

[bright cairn]

they want to limit it to ppl in the SCP wiki only because then it leaves more space for people to experiment

[pearl shard]

Writing in sandbox is writing for the wiki

[leaden sparrow]

not need to be signed in to write on the sandbox

[verbal radish]

welp, too bad im not an adult but im mature enough to understand what goes on.

[bright cairn]

you do need to be signed in

you can't edit anything on wikidot without being signed in

[leaden sparrow]

misspoke, meant to say be a member

[pearl shard]

Yeah

[bright cairn]

yes you gotta be a member of the normal wiki to post on the sandbox

[leaden sparrow]

ah

[strange niche]

Also raises the bar for quality

[bright cairn]

yes

[strange niche]

I'm all for everyone to experiment

[bright cairn]

like i said before

[strange niche]

But err

[bright cairn]

if you let any joe shmuck write on the sandbox or main wiki

[shy horizon]

wait what are the requirements to be signed in?

[bright cairn]

it'd be filled with SCP-674543: SIRENHEAD AMONGUS

[bright cairn]

have a wikidot account

uhhh

yeah

[bright cairn]

thats it

you still gotta be accepted on the SCP wiki to post anything on the sandbox or main wiki though

[leaden sparrow]

wasn’t there someone that kept trying to open the scp067-j page as a poorly written 67 joke

[pearl shard]

Ironic name considering there's both a siren head and an among us SCP

[bright cairn]

i have no idea

[shy horizon]

idk, but the curent SCP 067 - j is hilarious

[bright cairn]

im pretty sure the among us one is a -j iirc

[shy horizon]

ok well not HILARIOUS but it's funny

[pearl shard]

No it's a main list entry

[leaden sparrow]

it is

[bright cairn]

Yougott@befuckingkiddingme

[strange niche]

Siren head?

[pearl shard]

Yeah

[strange niche]

Pretty sure people made that number up

Trevor wouldn't be too impressed

[astral aurora]

SCP-5987 ⁠— Sirenhead

by Cerastes
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +280

[shy horizon]

what the actual fuck

[pearl shard]

And

[strange niche]

I mean

[astral aurora]

Possible matches

• SCP-5167 ⁠— When The Impostor Is Sus (+456)
• SCP-5761 ⁠— When The Impostor Is Sus II: Nightmare Hour (+588)
• All They Want is the Blood (+388)
• The Orb is the Key (+108)
• Horned is the Enchanter (+43)

…and 4852 more

[shy horizon]

Why are there two parts

What's going on

[strange niche]

It's in name only

[leaden sparrow]

yeah

[shy horizon]

SimpleWolf... why?

[bright cairn]

okay but this one has nothing to do with the siren head most people are familiar with

[strange niche]

The Amogus SCPs are obvious but Sirenhead SCP is just a dude who can control ships really good

[pearl shard]

Guy who wrote when the imposter is sus also wrote SCP 5000 btw

[shy horizon]

ohh

[leaden sparrow]

LOL

[bright cairn]

also The Black Moon which is one of my favourite 001 proposals

[shy horizon]

WHY ARE THERE TWO PARTS TO THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS SCP WTF 😭

[strange niche]

THE MOON IS LEAKING

[leaden sparrow]

there are two imposters

obv there would be two parts

[shy horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300510529382649878/1474168428595249193/togif.gif

[bright cairn]

no thats Amaranthine

[strange niche]

Close enough

[tough tapir]

And you take the moon

[bright cairn]

well yeah they both feature the Black Moon

[strange niche]

And you take the moon

[leaden sparrow]

evil…

[tough tapir]

You take the moon

[somber raptor]

For FUCK'S sake

[slow grail]

We should come together to bring back the class d plush but this community TOO LAME to do that

[timid niche]

Jumpscare

What did you buy

[somber raptor]

Crispy McBacon and 4 Chicken Nuggets

[timid niche]

No fries? And no bevarage ?

[somber raptor]

Crispy McBacon Menu

It got the fries and beverage

[timid niche]

Makes sense

I would take the same things ngl

But instead of mcbacon thst i cannot get i would get mcroyal

[timid niche]

What sause for mcnuggets

[somber raptor]

Mayonnaise

[somber raptor]

I got the McBacon because I had a discount on the McDonald's app for the Crispy McBacon + 4 Nuggets 😭

[timid niche]

I personally love sweet and sour sauce

[gaunt talon]

I'm a picky eater so I only get chicken burger and fries

[somber raptor]

I'm honestly a picky eater too I've only lately started to get different things like the McBacon

Which can barely even be called a McBacon btw since most of the time they can't bother to put more than ONE slice of bacon

Also now that I think about it why are McDonalds usually in the middle of fucking nowhere

[somber raptor]

You'd expcet them to be near the city centre but in both my city and the one I'm in right now the McDonald's is on the absolute edge of the city

[timid niche]

Me too im so peaky that i dont like bigmac sauce

I remove pickles from burgers all the time

[somber raptor]

Lamest fucking Crispy McBacon ever

[tawny vapor]

🍔

[timid niche]

I m so fucking hungry

[somber raptor]

Holy fuck it tastes good

It looks lame but it's the best McBacon I've eaten

[languid radish]

You could eat a horse?

[timid niche]

Maybe

[mystic jewel]

What do you guys think about retrobreach in Roblox?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-trevor-larkin-burger-i'm-sorry-but-did-he-say-his-last-name-is-burger-evan-burger-gif-3697281719721325825

[true sky]

retroslop

[mystic jewel]

Why

[somber raptor]

He is Allison Burgers

If you get the reference you're a legend

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/evan-burger-did-he-just-say-that-his-last-name-is-burger-just-beyond-2021-trevor-larkin-gif-17977104476704147655

[somber raptor]

You did not get the reference

[true sky]

i did

i just couldnt have a gif that would fit the conversation

[somber raptor]

You know what's interesting about Milan?

[somber raptor]

You have both the Subway AND the 'Passante ferroviario' (underground railway)

[true sky]

genius thing

[somber raptor]

The underground railway is mainly traveled by Suburban trains (Trenord Suburban S1, S2, S5, S6, S12, S13 lines) and some RegioExpress trains

[somber raptor]

What's the difference between the Subway and Suburban trains?
Suburban trains run on the normal railway: the Passante Ferroviario is a railway that connects with the Italian railway network, so many Suburban lines start outside of Milan then go through the underground railway

[somber raptor]

For example, Trenord's Suburban S5 line (Varese - Milano Passante - Treviglio) starts in Varese (VA), goes through the underground railway from Rho (MI) to Segrate (MI), then ends in Treviglio (BG)

[leaden sparrow]

so it’s just a metro and a commuter train

that’s kinda normal

[somber raptor]

Yes but they're both underground and often share stations

For example the Milano Porta Venezia station has 3 floors:

• one for the Metro
• one for the Train
• one that serves absolutely no fucking purpose

[leaden sparrow]

ight

[somber raptor]

Also honestly Milan Porta Venezia is built like a fucking CSGO map

Horrendous station design

[leaden sparrow]

surely it’s not as bad as Charle de gaulle etoile

[somber raptor]

No trust me

It's bad

[leaden sparrow]

i gotta see this

is the blueprint in a public record?

[somber raptor]

Tomorrow I'm stopping in Porta Venezia I'll send you a video

[leaden sparrow]

👍

[somber raptor]

No fucking clue, too busy to look it up rn

[leaden sparrow]

lol

fair

[somber raptor]

!remindme @fair bough Porta Venezia 24h

[somber raptor]

Wrong fucking ping lol

Also uhh

How'd that command work again?

[leaden sparrow]

Do /remindme

[somber raptor]

Ah

!remindme 24h @leaden sparrow Porta Venezia

[gilded timber]

That's the correct command, it just doesn't work in #general-chat

[somber raptor]

A h

[raw girder]

Slurp

[fierce river]

!wran @fierce river it's not fair if you have five minecraft servers running on your speaker.

[snow umbra]

@fierce river has wranned 0t4b Reason: it's not fair if you have five minecraft servers running on your speaker.

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/temmie-gif-19040913

[copper lodge]

when i make evil toys that eat people

[somber raptor]

😋

[leaden sparrow]

jesus

[tough tapir]

the scary ping and the caring ping

[somber raptor]

😭

[leaden sparrow]

LOL

[shy horizon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 50 minutes, 13 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[split locust]

hyi

[mortal crypt]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[meager slate]

The maidcient and the non maidro

[tough tapir]

maidro and the ancient

[meager slate]

Nono

Maidcient and the auro

[gaunt talon]

Short auro and the ancient

[meager slate]

Fake

Tall Auro and Short Farto

[boreal kernel]

this is crazy graphics

alright vro

[true sky]

crazy graphics and its just god ray and lightning

[meager slate]

Make better graphics then..

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211405669559697509/1274841267452383313/attachment-5-1.gif

[boreal kernel]

dude imma record thew fucking combat its insane

[boreal kernel]

no shit thats what makes a game realistic dumb fuk

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141834152237342790/1469650087939543091/RDT_20260131_142845519332799237348606.gif

[boreal kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753708579587883489/1117295861895004170/canny.gif?width=575&height=575

[orchid kraken]

If its another cod copycat its ass

I mean where u and enemy tank 2937177 hits

Realistic damage system>

[boreal kernel]

its black one blood brothers

but i think the mechanics are shi

[orchid kraken]

I love how some mf say Cod is realistic then theres dude tanking 9999284772744 tank rounds

[arctic rose]

Hello

[graceful dove]

I could do that

Irl

[urban tinsel]

It never was

Only the OG games had that feel

[orchid kraken]

Enemies would die from 2-3 hits in full military gear which i would say it "realistic" and it had damage multiplier depending where u hit them, todays cod literally everyone has health bar for sum reason

In campaign mode

Also the spec ops missions were peak

[urban tinsel]

The experience is connected across modes

With progression

[timid niche]

Auro=short

[limpid gull]

ok

[honest meteor]

i bought the ntf plushie

i think it was worth it

[candid bluff]

Wowa

[past dune]

[upper raven]

S26 ultra dropped

Peak

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah it's february.

What did they change from the 25?

[upper raven]

The only thing i know they added anti privacy screen thing

Built in option

[rancid dome]

anti privacy screen?

I'll need to look into this 👀

[upper raven]

Yes

[rancid dome]

not sure what that means if I gotta be honest

[upper raven]

Basically

It blacks out the screen for people who are on sides

Only you on front can see whats on screen