#general-chat
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Never happened
top maid
no
kill everything
oh okay
who else thought scp 1509 will release a swarm of ants before it released?
is that week one
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no it aint ✌️
Not anymore
Forged
forg
Forg ring
forg ring!
forg chair
realest of reals
pretty cat
why is it sticking its tounge out
does it not know that's impolite?
@upper raven @orchid kraken @silent wasp
That's me
no blud that's me
Copyright
discord done put AI in fucking chat now...
we got AI Summaries in Discord before GTA6
hey grok summaries what he just say
Well that's cursed.
Fuck you too!
Glad we get to have these talks though-- and it isn't what you think it is.
Actually,
you know more than us- I forget.
SCP lore? I don't have the time for all that.
So let's keep playing.
8
how does one verify to become a site director
Why in the ever-dying stars would you want that.
idk
what ungodly syntax is that
what
1.2m scoville nudles
why hasnt there been a game like SCPSL but not tied to the SCP brand? You can literally make up an items or playable monsters and have it be its own thing
would be fucking awesome
A single player version of that was half life
half life is fucking awesome
Duh
@upper raven @orchid kraken @mortal crypt
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type !hostrole in localadmin
but like the issue that SCP is a bit limiting of a source of what they could make, they have to follow a pre established story on how to make something
When they make gif bout me
plus not every idea has been explored by SCP, or atleast not every idea that doesnt also have some stupid fucking side bullshit that makes it unreasonable to put into the game
never
Im depressed now
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I am Mossad Agent
Hm
tung tung tung
secret lab has fallen

DO IT SCRAP 953
I don't think 953 will get scrapped at this stage
Not necessary
Is it actually true that there is a 1/1000000 chance of the coin flip instantly triggering the nuclear warhead?
Unfortunately we're bound by morals so you actually get shipped something, a cute little plush
$4.99 and I'll send you the picture of the emoji though

hii lucid
Hey
no lol
maybe the server youre on has a plugin for it
we need narlor to sing we are charile kirk
I forgot i had a stopwatch enabled
I love how I can hear it in my head
@upper raven @orchid kraken
Game soemthing
Fraud next week by the way
икщ ерфе ырше цфы дщгв
bro that shit was loud
!langru
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!langru
actual larper
!langeng
Bro is not simple
it is that simple tho
ass
yes
wrong
Its 00:01 go to sleep
Aint u french
yes
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#partnered-servers message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#partnered-servers message).
right
lmao
Is eft worth
Yes
Bro i got so fucking lucky
As literal homeless guy
I found someone unlooted body
I got his entire shit
Is it really worth it
it is REALLY worth it if you want to experience anxiety and paranoia
who wins the d-boy have i one pink candy and a anti-cola
dclass cuz he will keep respawning till Cap is tired
perfect
where is the zombie go
Dont you mean electro magnetic pulse?
Ye that caused chaos in tarkov trust
yo i keep on getting kicked and its saying that i have a vpn on when i dont anyone got any ways to fix it
Huh
Tech support help
I'm still waiting for the sale
Describe this man
Nerd
Can a nerd do that?
Yes
I'm in shock
Give them 3 days
average JavaScript code
fuh
Url: ?? Url= url
If url then
Url: true
Url: false
no it's more like:
if (url) {
{ url: url }
} else {
{ url: undefined }
}
? is the ternary (conditional) operator:
condition ? value if true : value if false
url is just an object property, I'm basically saying "if url is defined, then let object.url be url, else let object.url be undefined"
Es see pee
Esch schee phea
Iiesch shi pi
I’m not sure I’m the perfect fit for this community, but I figured I’d reach out anyway.
If any of you here could use a bit of dev's help, I’d be happy to jump in.
I work as an AI and full-stack developer and really enjoy collaborating and building things together along the way.
Always open to chatting, sharing ideas, or just connecting with people here.
Generate a poem about spaghetti and eating but not consuming the spaghetti
thats a bot btw
Generate a poem about spaghetti and eating but not consuming the spaghetti
no
Please?
maybe
@true sky
Bro is NOT in big leagues of scpsl artists
Its almost 3 for me
Hes a french chud
Soneone draw big ass circle line but over this
who the fuck is the guy between guard and Ntf
Literally thats why u gotta circle around it
2023 sfm i had zero clue u could port gmod to sfm
So i just downloaded what i had in workshop
oh i see
i have a insane schizo demon level animator to finish i'll probably will be back until tomorrow evening
have a good night sigma
also when is chaos fart 2.0 releasing?
Im gonna work on continuation today
I finsihed replacing floors finally to better model
Its just im stuck at one specific place
However entire script is done
It should be 10 to 15 min animation
"Operarion: Iron Eclipse || SCP:SL Short Movie" i guess
cactus patch
where does one find this
its down rn
aw
cactus patch mention in general chat is fire
I mean if you want to get used to base SL I recommend anything vanilla, avoid servers that have a bunch of plugins since those will be a bunch of things to keep in mind
Just idk what are the best vanilla servers.
Try starting with Official servers
Those are generally designed to accommodate new players
pluginless servers tend to not have nice players
^
tho again
cactus patch is one of the best servers imo
not nice players
even that i'm EU i enjoy NA servers
that's why they ddossed it lmao
Fair enough I’m a mute mostly.
It's hard knock life
rip
Well I can speak I just choose not to since most of the time I play it’s late and everyone is asleep in da house 😭
Fair
I'm a mute because everyone is around all the time
Ah yes. I love when I spawn in as a d-class and don’t even survive for a full minute because dog managed to get to light in under 15 seconds, and with the help of computer, knows where EVERYONE is at. Fair and balanced game design
gotta play smart
Fuck yeah world recoed
Poopy playtime prototype is actually so ass
Who even designed the generic looking clown
Like theres fucking poppy or snake in labyrinth thats actually decent looking scary monsters
Then there prototype, literally played with straight face though pt3 was peak of its all
I wanted something genuinely horrifying not generic mascot horror
Literally
Bro had so much of potential
Had the oppurtunity to make the prototype look so different yet familiar (considering it's made of other toys)
But no nro looks like the spider boss from monsters inc
It's the damn head
I liked it better as a hand
They couldve made him full of iron or atleast not generic
Literally looks like
Fnaf security breach sun/night clowns
What did bro do
He fits TOO well with the other toys
i said a bad word or at least how they consider it
was it a slur
99%
Ye
Was it a racial slur
Ye
Was it the n word
His design looks so ass even community refused to believe
yep
Are you not black
When there was a leak and it was genuinely the design
Black or not, server doesn't allow it
NO ONE BELIEVED IT
I woulsnt believe too if i saw generic looking monster
Yeah but it would be better if he said it and he was black
Even zombies from sl do not look generic
Even though theyre from "generic zombie pack"
They just look like experiments
Exactly what it is
A zombie experiment from 049
i kinda flipflop between my soundboard and actually speaking
i know in the last dev video we got they said "We wanted to finish reworking the old ones before we started on a new scp"
but like
Guess the wait for 682 is eternal.
they didn't finish reworking the old SCPs
all of them got reworks except doctor and larry 😭
People gave the prototype mad much aura in fan art too
larry is kinda fine though he doesn't need a rework
but like
bro
when are we getting a doctor rework
he's so shit to play
049 is still using it's scp cb model
I played SCP: Is 10 hours of SL considered a beginner?
exactly
Who when win this battle
Pretty much
That’s prototype from poppy playtime.
the only fuckin things still using the CB models at this point is 914 and 049 😭
and the stuff in entrance and on surface
I wish
Once 914, 049, entrance and surface gets reworked
Scp sl has officially reached Theseus ship
No like literally the hand is the same and I believe it’s fan art of it
Yeah but the fanart is the head and body
i don't think 914's getting a design change
OLD MAN IS GOING DOWN
It would probably get one
because everyone would have to learn how to use it again
Considering it's cb
and SL players don't read
how do i make discord not freeze when im on another monitor
i want the funny gifs to play even when im clicked onto something else...........
get a better computer idk bro
Fair point
On our social media, it is said that it takes 200 hours to complete the beginner.

My ex friend said past 100 you're done
I knew I saw this somewhere before. It is fan art of the prototype before his reveal. Had to reverse image search to confirm.
That was his prime
Yeah
doctor had a career ending cortisol spike after being framemogged by the SCPSU frat leader
If he looked like that oh boy
Who wins this The D boy has one pink candy
Gives me the movie “9” vibes
Karlos
Well.But why i can’t send pictures. I want to send a funny pictures. Who can teach me how to send pictures? I'm a beginner.
Message 200 times
Devs add 682 the facility is big enough for him now
We'll have a better of chance of getting the fire scp than that
Oh, all right. Do I have to send 200 messages on this server?
Who's karlos
Orange
Okay .
I love reading scp files and saying it is story time
https://youtu.be/bcsEUjQLL94 THE CEMEANT SEAL TURNS 6
2月22日はバイカルアザラシ「ニコ」のお誕生日❤️
朝のお食事タイム終了後、飼育係特製のアイスケーキを渡します🎂特別なプレゼントもあるかも❓🎁
今年で6歳を迎える「ニコ」をみんなでお祝いしましょう🎉
追記:映像が途中で乱れたため、再配信を...
SCP SL MENTIONED
only 200H? beginners are more like 1000 hours to me💔
only 20ish hours more to go
rookie numbers.

I need to keep my sanity
Is there a way to reset play time?
But yeah. I honestly thought I would have 1000 by now considering I have been here since 2018 lol
do you only get on like twice a month or smthn?
These days, yeah
For actual games that is
Mostly cause ADHD and college
turn on computer to play games
stare at steam library
open youtube
stare at steam library
Story of my life
what
He doesn’t play SL much because of college and ADHD taking up his time
That's why I quit ADHD
Too many sweats


i beat that game
Well, in fact, I've always been interested in SCP. I'm just starting to play this game.

guys i dont know how to feel about surface zone getting an update
it's too big now
too many places to hide
too many places to search
it will just lengthen the round
the camping will be immeasurable after the nuke
or 1 human and 1 scp cat and mouse chase
sybau and just be happy it gets an update bigger then 2 new lights
sorry i am expressing an opinion you absolute fuck
These concerns will be addressed if they become issues in the Beta
What ending
true ending
Minutex to midnight
nw should skip the private beta and make only public ones. it will make the community happy
Bro knows no ball
?????????????????????????????
NW should gives beta to me trust
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ahh the true ending song
banger
I know your intentions
No its not for Scp953, i just wanna play mew SZ
Well yes for 953 too a little
And see my art in game
There will be a patch that brings the art winners before 15.0
Mfs couldn't add instantlt in it🥀🥀
I won’t be happy because I only get fed when the studio makes money
No money=no bread for nw employees in basement
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True twin
were you holding the q key the whole time?
Yes
evil
i have my ptt key rebinded to mouse button 4
and radio/PC intercom to mouse 5
so its easier for me to run around spamming shit
i use my m4-5 for keycard and interact
which makes talking whilst running
questionable
Holding q is comfortable
i actually made my keycard q
grenade is either x or c i cant remember
same with healies
it is but when you try to back up or go left it is a issue
Still no issue
mm
I play as if i wasnt holding q
very flexible man
Having the option to toggle VC instead of holding when 
never
Game mame? The left one
It reminds me of sons of the forest
What do you think of first version ending of MWSTW
Before i switched it with server ending
Nah man my eyes bleech
Why he run like day
orphan 💔
I crine😭😭
Grandpa💔
Unironically
tf2 animated by a kid
Wait
Lemme go through my server
It has shit ton of my old stuff
There should be like
Just me
the owner the admin the mod and the fan

They're automatically there
bludd
Its just "storage"
if you aint got no archives you a newbie
Im crine
@gaunt talon is it worth 100%ing payday2 one day
Time to unlock in
Yes
But you're gonna need the dlc unlocker mod
You cracked your dlcs ?
I didn't have the unlisted ones
lies
It likes to eat my memory
thats quite a lot
Yeah, the consequences of having multiple projects open
it was even worse before I switched this folder to the other disk. My computer slowed down in every application I was using, so I checked how much space I had left
all red, the bar was just red
game name? the right one
damn
Have you tried looking at #technical-support
I smelt someone having technical issues
its just a scp sl thing lol its apart of the game bro i hate to tell you it works like 50% time it happens
also goodman anychance you can put a good word in with spoon to unban me from ki in game
lol
We should have a dedicated guide to fixing 90% crashes
nah to sweaty
!techwiki
Let me find it
Description of Issue
The issue usually happens when a user is joining a server or loading the game....
Dang it Dino, that’s my job
bro why the ki staff team summoned bro
nah
insomnia + my room is still 30 degrees and all my efforts on trying to get the warm air out has been unsuccessful
The outside rain taunts me
I have guests over which makes it difficult to sleep
Just spray water on the walls and anything wooden
Or spill water on the floor
💀
My room is constantly 25-30 degrees so Ive just gotten used to it
And don't clean it up
just get a tower fan
Or a ac
I have three fans running
AC is expensive
That's why you steal one
depends on the AC
Expensive to run I mean
Think outside the box
The electricity bill doesn’t pay itself
Use the neighbor's power
Again think OUTSIDE
My family is far too generous with the AC. They rely on it too much.
I am perfectly fine with boiling alive on the floor of my room if it means a cheaper bill
Buy my online course
is that a picture of the big MK_1161
yes king
love catching a cold and having my ears repeatedly feel clogged
hi
I've learned the ability to vibrate the ear canal for some reason
Works quite well
My shitty superpower is having control of the tensor tympani
gotta lock in
Dude I'm always used to 25-30 degrees it's my and I have to warm up my room to that temparature or else I don't feel warm
terraria on drugs
The hell is that
Ear canal
insane superpower
It actually is for me because I'm autistic as shit
So I can voluntarily reduce noise coming into my ears
damn
@latent jackal
But it also has the side effect of dislodging stuff in the ear canal 
damn
Ugh he’s so hot I need the SCP: Secret Laboratory Mobile Task Force “Nine Tailed Fox” marketable plushie
Why does he ship in June
I want him now
Fly him over to me Hubert
On Hubert
Hey chat
That's so good dude holy
Hey Alex
this graph looks like a fucking barcode
• SCP-8749 — Mezmerize (+62)
...Item#: 8749 Level1 Containment...
• SCP-093-Recovered Materials (+1080)
...Chambers. Situation X-549 Expansion of...
• SCP-093 'Red' Test (+525)
...Reports', 'Situation X-549', 'Situation X-550',...
• The Significant Others, Part "B" (+299)
...it up?" 8:59 PM "Is...
• SCP-8599 — Your Fate is Sealed (+264)
...PlaguePJP Item#: 8599 Level2 Containment...
That shit did not belp
The best scp ever is lowkey
• SCP-7579 — Ø IS FOR ØRKESLØS (+386)
...2024 00:18 SCP-7579 +293 edited...
• SCP-INTEGER (+808)
...2025 00:13 SCP-7579 +371 edited...
• Foundation Facilities (+737)
...SCP-7390 Euclid SCP-7579 Keter SCP-7880...
• Mobile Task Forces (+713)
...SCP-7294 SCP-7406 SCP-7579 SCP-7669 SCP-7720...
• A Comprehensive List of K-Class Scenarios (+519)
...SCP-7234, SCP-7412, SCP-7579, SCP-7584, SCP-7585,...
SCP-8549-1 must be cured as soon as possible
⸺
by TealQuacks
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +67
I should finally learn not to trust people with their SCP
What’s wrong with 8549
Sometimes they post the most bullshit SCP that exists
Or 7579
Nothing nothing I just remembered a story
I haven't read that
@rancid dome
I have a playable concept for it but I think in actual game it would 100% would at most be an enviromental sco
Scp 067
Another computer?
They should add the builder bear and make it third person like DBD did with chucky and also he can also shit on the floor like 173. He can’t do that in canon, it’s just funny
They are adding elliot goode as an scp
Access tier lvl 6 of SCP 079 should let you get players ips thoughts? 
(It's a joke)
Lvl 6 let's you jam doors
What's the point of a SCP that can't do anything
We need door jamming for 079
Well if we’re adding access tier 6 we should add access tier 7 which lets you ddos the doctor brights servers
You can lock the door tho
Not even closing just bricking the door
😭
why im open scp and general discussions and see him
So you can't close or open it either
Doctor brights is always getting ddosed for some reason
Wouldn't that make people stuck forever
btw Alex hiii
Only for a little bit
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It didn’t work
ping hubert
Who
he will give u a free rep
Lmao
No no no
That’s the real one right
Not an impersonator
Okay
Why he grey
@past dune if you read the SCP you could read this too https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Iac1Ow5dvB7MnCNAEr1nglIdWXwAW6dY/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=117688371292604484615&rtpof=true&sd=true
SCP 8549 Proposal (Article Link) Proposal by: huhahhua “Till death do us part” This is the clicker from last of us wiki, this is how I imagine SCP 8549 - 2 could look Basic Information Base Stats HP: 1000* HS: 950 HS Regen Rate: Happens under special circumstances, similar to SCP 106 Mo...
concept art
Posted it again award
This sucks and it’s bad and they’ll never add this cuz it’s trash. Anyways let’s add another woman into the game
So true let's add elliot goode
So true let’s add Mal-O
Every scientist and guard spawns with a phone and Mal-O like kills them or something idk
Also 079 buff cuz he can hack the phones and make them explode
Like the galaxy note 7
He needs to be fatter
by Silberescher
Object Class: Euclid
Rating: +291
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Foundation. A Tragicomedy In 5 Parts.
⸺
by FrankEntropy
Object Class: Safe
Rating: +96
Says you I'm st 15000
I’m gonna kill you dude
:(
Why
Could hit 100000 by 2070
actually this is an empty threat
I need to rid myself of the goode pfp
actually guns have tons of internal mechanics and no gun would be considered truly empty if it still worked
you'd have to remove, among other things, the hammer — which would not just disable the gun, but would be silly!
Skidwurd
Ridded
No but it's good right
You should uhh
Read it
And tell me
What you think of it
And how I could kmprove it
Ok newgen
Hello
Hi Argon
tung tung
Sahur
i've got the perfect plan
Wrong
more like asteroid
Oh i see
Hey spicy biy
Yeah?
Dude tou said hello I said hey back
Oh, hi 
Does anyone know any good english speaking servers with good plugins
candy cult
stfu
I found a bug as a zombie
i was eating a corpse that was being revived and my camera just became fixed into the ground
where do i report it?
any plans to add DLSS/FSR/XESS support?
why would u want that
What is the current version of game?
they might add them soon since adding the feature isn't that hard
these are the available default HDRP dynamic res options
you got DLSS and FSR
not DLSS 4 or even 4.5
this is like DLSS 3
No good plugins
What are "good plugins"
Cuz there's chaos theory and candy cult and dr brights mayhem
There's everything
I'd say
sl is a very good optimized game no need for dlss
Quality of life plugins
And then some plugins to make the game a tad bit more like
Chaotic I'd say
Oh my fucking god you're black now
I cant see your nae
yo racism!!!
I mean that could be dr bright
I literally cannot see ur name
When you were white I thought you had left
Because people who left names are white
Rimworld mentioned
But I dont even know who u r now
Does Dr Bright have the 035 plugin
Wait what are the different 035 plugins
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Yeah
Literally no correlation to 035 at all
That's 3/4 of 035 plugins
or serpent’s hand
Serpent's Hand plugin my behated
Some of them just make 049 except they look like a human lol
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Me neither I play on vanilla, the other dr brights plugins are only vanilla+ though
Dude I really was about to flame u I thought it said "beloved"
oh shit
there's a new 953 role
how does skeleton and 127 have voicelines but 049 doesnt despite the fact hes a certified yapper in cb
he hasn't been updated
also peak pfp
wait i thought he got a remodel tho
yes its in #utility-roles
HATER
HATERRRRRRRRRRRR
nope
what is that
why
i forget discord can do that
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what a find
knee length skirt for @meager slate
free fps boost and the visuals of the game dont change at all
Goo goo babies
Holy shit i have heart rate of 170 bpm
- input delay
er dlss actually reduces latency because you get more fps
Frame generation is what increases delay
I don't think so
look it up
With dlss i get 20 ms input delay with any game
then your frames per second is generally low or your system configuration is wrong
Dlss isnt supposed to increase latency
Sorry, im wrong here, youre probably CPU limited
Ryzen 7 Cro
Ryzen 6.7
Grown ass french btw
if you know basic rendering pipelines then you’d know that dlss has a very little fixed cost and if the benefits outweigh the small cost then it should be beneficial for every game youre on
its weird if what youre saying is true
Have you compared it to native ?
5800x3d
2600G?
What gpu
5070 ti
The 5800x3d is a bottleneck for the 5070 ti at lower resolutions like 1080p
2k
still around a 10% bottleneck but i dont know if that affects input delay from dlss
Are you using the bottleneck calculator for that?
i am using what people say about it
so
not really reliable since i dont have the same cpu
to test things out
but
go do your own research
Dlss shouldnt be giving you input lag lol
I also play on linux so theres a performance penalty albeit not so much
dlss would give me more than native windows level performance
I switched to 10 because im lazy to click 3 times to refresh 😭
peak
cro
why are rosewood houses
so full with guns
in pz
wtf are these residents on
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@upper raven @orchid kraken
💤
unclosed loop
in js
damn
@quick knot freelancer when the targets are guards is tight
found the Northwood shop
Copyright
Freelancer when you find a silence pistol is tight
What to they sell
no clue
Scp sl on disc?
Hopium
Was recently with my partner who is japanese and I annoyed them so much because they didn't know the meme 😭
beautiful frame
Remove scp 953 bro
Took her 20 swipes to kill a dude ain't no way shes gonna be any help to the scp team
#939ontop
It's not even in the game

Nah remove it anyway
20 swipes to kill a unarmored dude
D class in a light vest can handle it
Where did you get that info? XD
Have you studied the text that it's a concept and the final product won't be the same
No but in the video we are Cleary seeing footage
And this footage is all the info we need
The footage contains a big warning message that it's not a final concept
It's edited
SCP foundation uses Adobe products

@quick bloom Hello
Which doesn't fit in a door
I command you
hi
I’m ranked in this game
Destroy the door
NO_TRANSLATION
What about busting down the entire corridor along with it
Make your own code and add it 
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back to 4 am again 
I am now Nowmi?
okay Alec
They won't hire me
Who knows
"No portfolio"
I can't prove them wrong
Simple
Your mom knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a dude who knew a lady who knew a apache helicopter who knew a another guy that was apart of the scp sl team and utilizing family ties you got the job
Yeah totally
And I'm sadly not related to the scp sl team
I flew to Greenland and asked for a job in site 02
😂
I'm a direct descendant of the first Pharoah khufur but even then they won't let me climb the pyramids
It's literally my family Property
the meme is everywhere right now
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You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
nah
I agree
952 is already sent to the death chamber
DON'T DO IT PLEASE BRO
Delete all scps
it is only mere minutes before they die
Only Hubert models allowed
"Hubert has breached containment"
Get rid of it
Deete
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by UraniumEmpire
Object Class: Keter
Rating: +275



