#general-chat
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no parody no different style its just him
I like the one in which Charlie goes to hell
thats a good one
Yeah
Grandma got me
Funniest shit ever
I fucking love smiling friends my fav series i think
its peak
over the garden wall is probably my fav series though
smiling friends is good and funny i just prefer a nice narrative
it does
And i can rewatch it over and over again
for sure
Can Someone Tell me Why SCP SL Keeps White Screening & Crashing?
We need more smiling friends
Tried resetting your pc?
I've Restarted, Uninstalled & Re-Installed & I'm Being Told It's Happening to Some of my other Mates
@sleek estuary would you help this kind man (sorry for ping
)
all good
what specs do you have?

?
Your pc whats inside it
I ain't Much of an Expert for ts
It Was Working Fine Last Week But Js Doesn't Work Today or Yesterday
feel free to open a ticket in #technical-support, i can get your specs from ur dxdiag
what?
help with what
ban
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: http://scpslgame.com/sc-procedures
-# _ _ [Section- 3.2 Appealing EULA Decisions]
^ is the only place you can get help
i already tryed
did you get denied?
yes
you also did a second and third appeal?
yes
and i whrite to @odd minnow
if you did 3 appeals and each got denied, then you did something EULA breaking
yes twin, take care of yourself too twin
gng we ALL love each other
you are bad man
bad human
but good animal
Woah
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
!rep @tough tapir
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nox try not to be weird challenge impossible
F
wahoo
roro! 
hi nono
boi said: nox try not to be weird challenge impossible
I drink soda I eat pizza
i did do that
dude said: i did do that 😭😭\😭
god help me
you did this to urself
holy unemployment
calling someone out for getting what they deserve (optimal)
even pro league players wont have that anywhere close that much
making a comparison (optimal for making people understand)
Saying unnecessary thing (optional)
calling me out for exp farming (optimal for keeping conversation going)
you got like 1 message worth of xp just now for "farming"
We got ppl exp farming in the big 26..
😔
Twenty one character message.
telling me it's useless (sub optimal)
you people are sadly hopeless
please add me there with hugging her trust
dude what I need to get level 50 what the hell are you talking about
ADD ME THERE TRUST
just chat like a normal person? It's not hard.
dont be like @meager cosmos
I do but this chat has no interest to me right now dude what
I’m just better
who is this random loser
yeah that shit happens when you keep saying random shi bruh
This chat was literaly about nothing until I came in here
Type shi
Nothing burger chat
Woah why’d you call me that
theres a burger in site 02
theres a pizza in vegas
Hi my friends
hi
are you their friend
No
Hope your day is going well
THEN THAT HI WASN'T FOR U
But it’s friendly to greet people
Hello
Hello
True...
My hi’s are for all
Hi Shoddy!
Hello!
Wow I'm getting good at this

Chihuahua is the local weird guy
how are ya today
my name isnt chihuahua
I am immersing myself thru 10000 ig reels
Good not sick anymore and I got a good 8 hours of sleep so I feel like I can do anything today
good afternoon chat
jank!!!
Are they funny
I havent seen ya for quite some time
please turn your attention to my chud son MEGATRON
Such a gentleman
I cannot discuss about those here...
Banned
Oh non existent chat i understand
i got asked twice today if i am a danger to myself by strangers because of the several marks he has left on my arms
insane banner
idk man i just work here
damn you right
possible, yeh
hi noemi!!!
about as good as i can be i guess
I will take that as "good" :)
Cute cat
might have took some catnip
:0
not sure tho
aint no way
nah dude she was just sleeping when she was a little kitten
Idk why she looked like that
i guess bro
bro got flashed
hes on flash
He wasn't even flashed she was just sleeping like that man 😭
jailbird
Like some angler fish
Judge
I love cats
bro saw your browser history
franzj presnet
france jay present
He is not happy
astrotrain after MEGATRON fucked him UP
Ig bro
instagram bro
.
Don't cry because of her bro keep yo head up your snapback is falling ✌🏼❤️🩹
thank you king
Sans eye
uncle
bro said
Bromosapien
Folk
Icl I think it goes the opposite way actually
Thank god
but this is insurgentchud pov
Scp953 is my wife btw btw
If you’re a scientist and you’re not out by the time it’s a chaos spawn you lowkey deserve it
- if you decide to go through gate A for some reason
Yeah you're getting torn up 😁
There should've been a big red circle
What is 2006 doing
*sigh*
bro is breaking it down
When people kill me and im class d i dont even get mad cause i know i would do the same
noob
loser
dude who kills dclass on surface as mtf
bro I remember there was this one guy who would kill class D anytime even if they didn't mean any danger
They were surrendering and he would slaughter them all
Everybody hated him
art of no rdm rules on servers
rule of cool needs considering
if your rdm bores me you're banned
if it's valid
and the guy is a jerk?
valid
If they're on surface or entrance i cuff them but heavy and light I just kill them
!update

And it's soon
ohhh ok u're goated
command made because of my input on this server btw
I also never kill cuffed D
ohh ok thats goated
What would we do without such command, absolutely a part of our critical infrastructure
What is triple t doing
hi
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.
I know right
LMAO
YAY ITS TRUE
What could this mean bru
Yes thats what im looking for
953 will hug me trust
Im going schizophrenia
I too am in this chat
hi
hi!
YAY
Trust she would spare me
Im special trust
this is a great gif
i'm stealing it
I dont rlly like goths
But 953
what is this obsession with953
Heaterbox
hi auro
hi
Beautiful
Translating 🔃...
"I LOVE ISRAEL 🇮🇱"
man
Translating 🔃...
"I LOVE ISRAEL 🇮🇱"

you didnt fucking alpha it
good night dude
No like seriously if it ends up on r/copypasta I wouldn't be surprised
lmao
r/scp953isbest
"just some bullshit with fur"
@pale moss is this real bro
i love whatever that animal is that this was memed about
"they got dat pet whatever"
Draw me there
Beak theory going strong
hi!
hi
boy
I'm not drawing you, I can't even draw a convincing stick figure
stop xp farming
Okey lemme get easy one for you
im leaderboard farm
Same shit diffrent toilet bud
i'd be a furry but like i don't got a sona rn
and eitherway i'd probably draw myself with plenty of other looks that isn't a furry
Just give me something to edit using paint and maybe I'll do it
a sona ☠️
Not today though
Phantom wipe
phantom pain
League of legends
"Don't throw tomatoes on her!"
lmaooo
fun fact about that phantom pain vrchat video apparently the guy was like realllly drunk while complaining about having phantom pain
bro stop copying me
dont rdm me i've got phantom pain blud
good thing he didn't have a tomato allergy
For I had tomatoes in my VR pocket ready to be VR thrrrown
ready to be vr rdmed
Careful dude i have a phantom allergy
funny thing these people complaining about phantom pain aren't even using the correct term
it'd be more like phantom sense or something
phantom pain is when for example ya got a limb missing but you still feel the pain of the limb as if it's there
What if the vr phantom pain guys are just huge Hideo Kojima fans
phantom size
dude WHO gets drunk and then hops onto vr chat
vr chat players
Why would you do that man 😭😭
Dude
Uncool
You would never catch me request uppies in a sober state
damn
(I don't have VR)
larp a fucking job 
Here DO THAT
You dont need VR to feel phantom pain 🥀
What allegations could there possibly mbe
furry
Why u asking him
@mighty lodge why he asking?
Idk
damn
Not a deal tbh
i guess bro
My honest reaction
I guess I'm doing this edit tomorrow
Is this tarkov or that other good game (better)
Tarkov
arc raier
raier
raier
Coc
call of ctulhu or what
Call of duty
👍🏼
call of the lab
If SL was a first person shooter:
Imagine if sl wasn’t a moba
can't
if sl was a zombie
why is it saying I have a vpn when I don’t 🥺
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Goated
slow connection does that
I have good connection tho
esp if connecting with mobile data or smth
okay thanks
just restart the game a few times and join different servers to see if it fucks up
My pc is linked to my phone do you reckon that’s why
that is bizarre but uhhh
maybe?
son 😭
okay okay
Father
Evil huber:
Oh it's got a racing gear
orphans
Hate when it happens
Wanna see tarkov bu sl?
the what
Tarkov but SL
slop
Trust
Man Who sold the world in blender remake
still not working so probably just the internet
sloppp
I’ll see tomorrow
?
What the flip!
Why are you white
What dods that mean
Buy me Patreon
no
Rrrrrright now buddy
Scp 953
yes
did somethng get removed
No bro
Olá, este é um servidor que fala inglês.
shon
!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#partnered-servers message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#partnered-servers message).
Bros language is fr fr
@icy flume your country is so ass it aint got an official server
What color is your actual good art
depends
shon thats latin
!langbr
Olá, este é um servidor que fala inglês.
ts sad
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#partnered-servers message) или [локализированному](#partnered-servers message) русскоязычному серверу.
@boreal kernel
somehow found an m4 but there are no contaminated zones on esseker so
otherwise im lacking a plate carrier
Guys, I'm having trouble with the servers.
Whats up?
He's saying the server list has expired.
I'm going to write that it's appearing here.
Server List related issues and resolutions
This might help ya out
Server list response has expired! Set correct time and timezone on your PC
Oh
Thanks bro
If nothing listed works, open a #technical-support ticket and our Tech guys will help you once they're free to do so!
So I opened your link and that's not showing up specifically.
Does it take long?
that depends on the availability of the Tech support team
,I want to test something. Can you suggest a random server?
I'll see if I can make a direct connection.
Try any official server
ip?
Heres the QA server's IP
64.40.9.7:8889
It worked out
Uhhh It looks like the server is empty.
Well its a testing server
@ebon parrot Cozmotic is actively whitelisting you on the server, therefor you wont need to turn off a vpn or anything.
that was what ya had to begin with, not the nonsence ya had
Huh?
Deja vu
Damn all of the IPs i have are outdated lol
What im saying is you'll be able to play on the server without having to change any settings.
was able without any tweaks
@latent jackal No problem, bro, no need to send more, I'm just going to uninstall and download it again.
Are you sure about that...
just had a few rounds before everyone left
The logs said you've been trying and failing to join for the past 2 hours...........
guess one should not trust em
Bro what 😭
Die
Most likely not
fuck it i roll with it
nvm heavy fucking raised it to half my money
heavy is beating me rn
next one im hitting fr
OK I GOT A GOOD HAND
this feels like a boss battle
i won this time but only because heavy folded
he ain't letting me get much
That was risky
That ace saved your ass
so i just had to do it
I KNOWW LMFAOAOO
that ace was literally what turned the tables
i'm beating heavy rn
im getting shit cards now
fuck me
nevermind
i MIGHT have this
i won 🔥
holy shit that was scary
Good job
its almost like i can do it with real money now!
i'm ectied for the remake
remaster actually
cool to see the game returning
I can finally get the iron curtain
I wish Alex the lion were real
And and Marty
also melman
And Gloria
mad gas car
Buying you a cheap fox plushie that has 8 extra tails ripped off from other toys poorly sown into it
!rep @astral ibex
You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!
I'd like to move it move it
Plank sighting!!
praying for a 9 rn
Unbeknownst to you, mort had already prepared.
YEAAAAAAAH
Is this the new game???
nope
the old one
im just playing cuz its dope, also because i'm super excited for the remastered version
hi-c

are we gonna ignore that the old mtf model is the one driving the mtf helicopter
We dont talk about Jerry
Add cylinder player collision to SL
!rep
You need to wait 3 hours, 9 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!
damn
!rep @bold jasper
You have just given @bold jasper a reputation point!
Why would he have the new model he's just the filthy pilot
what is a rep point?
CNServer The server will be kicked out if the game is restarted. After rejoining the serverRejoining the server results in a black screen. That is, not available from the central serverAuthentication cannot be obtained from the central server.
!rep @slender tusk
You have just given @slender tusk a reputation point!
what does it do?
!rank
bruh
they get counted
that's it
they're pointless
it's like cookie clicker except you have to convince other people to click for you
ok
The hubert deep dives / devlogs are so goated. shayne was kinda boring and doggdemon seemed a little too goofy, hubert is SCPSL, this is his game, I need one every (sorta beginning but not really beginning because they need some stuff to show off like where we’re at rn with MP3) and the release of every major update
hubert is the only propaganda mouth piece I will accept going forward
Damn Northwood Down 🙁
If only you activated windows
It does remind me of his old devlogs back in 2017
Yes.Error 504,maybe someone DDoS the central server?
!rep
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its like those but I dont have to be inherently evil to understand it
I forgot which devlog he had a suit on but maybe in some next devlog or QnA he might be doing that again but bald

holy moly Im looking through his live streams and this is best thing ever, its just him as a dumbass teenager but framed as the most badass thing ever
Who's bald
Hubert
😭
Development QnA - Ask your questions about the 14.1!
I'm afraid to see the sun
Holy pre-fire i put the stream on exactly the moment where i think i asked about rtx and dlss for SL
Its probably not me i wasnt aware of dlss in hdrp back then as much as i do now
The urge to make this my new pfp
Unity 2017 white mode streams

Smoking on lars
Are the servers bein’ dumb for anyone else or am i tripping
Lol
can this game just work properly for once 💔💔
Is it still not working
i’m just saying in general like it always seems to have something wrong with it every other week yknow lol
i wanna play the new scp
thats right icl
but do the servers work now
finally lol
is it just me or scpsl kinda broke?
me too
and i have to reset the game every round
yeah. Its a game made by NW so i'm not suprised
NW fix the game
i cant live without scpsl
or tell me a better game
(there isnt one)
SCP:5k
i dont have money rn
Mindseye
basicly every other game
lowkey right
its cuz hes who delivers mtf or cuz just hes a veteran ig
"authentication failure" NW fix ur game
I don't think I will
who r u bro
gmod rxsend
gmod? havent played in a while
you do realise that nobody will read this chat of the NWS
5k is also a good option, but the update speed is rather slow.
There is no northwood
yup
Scp sl is just a cover up
WHO are you gng
cant you read?
they do. every 5 months one guy opens this chat by accident
aint that a little to much?
too low?*
chitlins
Northweed should add a Good anti-cheat before fixing. Rn there are ~7.6K cheaters using one Cheat Software (Midnight) and there are also other cheat softwares out there so probaly even more cheaters. and most of them/ or a big part of them are russian
In fact, the anti-cheating measures for this game are only applicable to regular players ha
whys that
Normal players will be banned or reported as cheating errors haha
You will find that the anti-cheating measures spontaneously organized by the server are more effective.
Also the best fact about this game is it shows 22/25 and as soon as I try to join it's full
yeah
Did not refresh in time
Sl probaly has more Bugs rn then Cyberpunk at its release
I don't see that many bugs
I lowkey only see DDOS attacks
then ur not looking for them. or you don't notice them
Then sl has less bugs than cyberpunk on release
You can report them on the trello if you have the time to dig to find them
I noticed 1 bug in my entire 700hrs of playtime
kill me
ok
thank you
who the fuck let scp 079 into the northwood server room
steam wont connect to other games too, we are cooked
tried to connect to hd2 and it says steam not detected
There's no need to be obsessed with the game sl anymore. I've already played it for over 1,500 hours, and to be honest, I'm starting to feel bored.
bro some dude called el pablo said n word 3 times and my clips were not working
fix your game bro
fr
Why can't I join a server???
try change launch settings
auth is broken too
-fdiscord or smt it fixed it for me
@orchid kraken doing this physically hurt me
I can play 1 round like once an hour
Why
Why did you make this
Idk, I'm bored and he asked for me to do it
Why did this physically hurt you but not mentally
🥀🥀
Please stop
i wish i could send the matpat gif but please stop
no more
My mind has seen a lot but my body as never contributed to this
Now you did
Atleast you never were the artist for mr.incredible gassy
there are worser ig
Btw, this is accurate size
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1474324574303948830/flower953.gif
why is it Almost all naked

Don't ask me, ask the one who draw it, ask Noxplis
I didnt draw it either
Also thats not naked
I guess bro
Anyway saved cuz i love scp953
But this IS your fursona, right?
!rep
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Hello, does anyone know how to fix the "Authentication failure: Authentication timeout exceeded" error?
thx
Why is my in-game name my discord name tho
-fdiscord changes the authentication from Steam to Discord. So instead of logging in with Steam, you're playing with your Discord account instead
Good to know.
Should be noted that Discord authentication is less reliable than Steam's. If you'd want to try to directly fix the timeout instead of bypassing it, you can try following this guide instead
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients/page/i-keep-getting-kicked-with-the-error-authentication-timeout-exceeded
Description of issue
This issue is typically caused by a user’s authentication token being rejected...
looks like it's that time of the month again
wait till nw has fixed thier game
real
Is that a problem
is some kind of SL clan
😭
really gay
Clan os sweats and tryharders
What a terrible day to open up Discord
IN AN NON COMPETITIVE GAME
Clan of Unemployment
Lifeless literally singlehandedly mogs entirety of silent. Even toji kept reporting him only cuz he was better
yeah bunch of losers

Lifeless was caught cheating btw
wanne know what they're scared of?
a JOB
sun, grass, irl friends, jobs
Mf i know him irl, i watched him play
even more then this
And there WAS a screenshot of him sharing his screen actively having a Cheat menu open on SL
Wasnt therr already some drama in server cuz admins kept glazing each other
German servers smh
Moonlab is pit of hell already as it was
the silent clan is also weird. like every member sucks in sl except Toji but he has a anime pfp and name so he probaly looks like the LoL Guy from south park
Theres a little secret i know abt that guy and its funny
is he a pdf
?
No, femboylover
auutheentticatiion eerrrooor..
yeah even more proof he looks like the LoL guy from sp
Toji himself is a sad person already
wdym scp clan
People with anime pfp be like
real
damn..
deadass people are that loser enough to try hard scp
no perms
Sweating in an non competitive game🥀🥀 just have fun
fr
just imagine the LoL guy from sp
Imagine coming back from 8 hour shift and all you see is a dude jumping around like a fly
How is SL non-competitive
silent where is the ranked gamemode
Who's this silent joe fella
SL tournament
Snake keycard
Mf there is no ranked or non ranked matches, its just a game
Not against liking but is he like THOSE kind? Because there’s people who like and then there’s obsessive disgusting behavior towards them.
Ooh I hear a convo
Atleast thats what a person who knows him told me abt
Its more casual then competitive, but people sweat so much they make it look competitive
i mean i dont hate poeple who sweat i tend to jump no stop
Same goes to alot of other games if this game decideds to add bunny hopping and additional stuff where you can clearly sweat your ass off with why not use it
There just isn’t a comp scene at all lol
And there shouldn’t wtf
not really bunny hopping it doesnt add speed or anything
Jumping in sl gives 0 boosts idk how u call it bunny hopping
yeah i mean im also sweating sometimes but when the player couunt is below 12 im mostly chill and not jumping like 018
Game knowledge is a powerful thing
It’s more habit than advantage tbh
adhd
So you think juking without jumping is easier?
Jumping is fun
adhd thing icl
jumping makes ur acc ass
Unless your a new gen then sure
You can surely do that unless theres a rail, done that multiple times
Not for me
It could be challenging
yes also for u and everyone else
Jumping nonsensically makes you look like a fly
It makes it worse but if you can deal with it its a no deal
Also who jumps and shoots with a weapon besides the crossvec
the only weapon you dont need aim with
*Kriss Vectore Gen2
Trust the process
Any gun doesnt need ads unless its hip firing build
Epic music timing
should of just jumped around and threw a nade
Imo jumping only makes u an easier target
Too predictable
while switching item 500 times a minute
Nah it makes you look like you took a bottle of adderall or a kangaroo running, fly would probably be someone who ate the Christmas cake and has lightweight effect
I would disagree in specific situations
jump around switch to card gun nade hat then nade and throw it just to miss and die
Switch to spring my step and it’ll be a banger clip
head, eyes ahh music
Question is how do you open the mic while playing
Just keep holding Q
"Oh hey a Transport Crash, let's see what we've got- No. Absolutely fucking not"
He gets it
of course
Whole point is that it's not open mic
This guy is fire, you should get em
but u can probs get software to hold it down
but
juking while holding down the talk key is even more based
Pyromaniacs are instantly executed on the Rim
I fucking hate Pyromaniacs so much lmao
99% of my gameplays is just blasting music
Holding q is habit
I still can't believe people use Q to speak
I forget Q is a talking button
Ik it's default but it's just an uncomfortable key
using mouse buttons is probably easier
What do u hold?
They are
V is my main key and B is my radio and alternative
Full access to WASD using that
I had the AUDACITY to give a single Pyromaniac a chance because I thought "my walls are made of stone, if anything happens it's not gonna be too bad"
And then they pull out THIS
AND BURN MY ENTIRE FOOD STOCK DOWN
I mean you got cooked food
So all n all is it really that bad
Yeah but this especially bad because it was Winter
and there wasn't enough power for hydroponics
Bind mic to the side mouse buttons if you have them
Anyways I execute Pyromaniacs now
Are ya using like a full size? Or you never got used to Q cuz yeah it was annoying to learn how to hold it while moving.
Too much trouble for their own good
the keyboard?
The day the forklift got added felt like a fever dream
yea full sized
I love this video so much
V Was easier cuz I had way more access to my keyboard, so I can soundboard easier, overall it was an easier key to hold
Yeah, TKL and there is like little space between my keyboard (I used to be on a full-size and my small hands were terrible for it)
Fair enough
I don’t have a sound board and I want one but wtf do I use :[
Speaking of keybinds am I weird that I use F as my keybind for inventory?
I shake my booty in my own movie
Soundpad is the best option
or voicemod, but they aint free
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
voicemod V2 honestly better than v3
My ass using voicemod free for 2 years already
Soundpad has served me quite well
What is tab then?
Only reason why I suggest Voicemod is cuz you can have multiple profiles and bind them to switch between
Flashlight 
but a software called Resanance is another soundboard service which has that feature and is totally free
but it has some limitations with what keys can be bound
There is but you dont see it trust
Should’ve seen what us soundboarders had to suffer through during voicemod v1
Oh these clips before i started with 3D
I see the correlation
I have used demo and it worked well, but that’s when I was on windows. I know I sound like a “I use Linux btw” nerd but it works right?
-# god I hate the people who glorify it I’d use 10 if it still worked fine.
😭🙏
Is there a rep system here?
Yes
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
!rep
You can give a rep!
How
Good news though some of my suggestions got added into soundboards after enough complaining 
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