general-chat

[meager slate]

Hop on deadlock twin!!

[velvet mason]

Its so back dude

[meager slate]

I promise you

[rocky adder]

simply do not play

[rancid dome]

I shall wait and see wjen the clock struck midnight

[meager slate]

If that happens, things will change

'round here

[rocky adder]

nonsense

[sweet leaf]

I tried it once it wasn't that good I was interested in the lore but no lore gamemode

[rocky adder]

yeah :/

[meager slate]

Didnt they make you pay for a campaign

Or something

[velvet mason]

No they just didnt do it

[meager slate]

No no there was like a story mode

You just had to buy it

I swear

[velvet mason]

They said they would but they didnt

[meager slate]

No but there was something

I swear

[velvet mason]

There was something pve i played but that was free

[grand wadi]

you did

[meager slate]

Back in season 6

There were 3 missions

[grand wadi]

yeah

[velvet mason]

I forgot

[meager slate]

Tupid

[grand wadi]

it was alright

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/garn-47-garn47-car-cat-death-gif-13407397251537098697

[grand wadi]

what da tuna

[inner walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368629418376822885/1457949700467462289/image.gif

[tawdry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/car-fnf-gif-3801223415668524431

[grand wadi]

@native flicker stinky

[velvet mason]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wow-jeez-umm-cat-oh-wow-jeez-wow-gif-3674003002756960933

[tawdry wyvern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-memes-tuff-e7CD41ekE5ZUSgTnkn

[strong dune]

Me to Auro

[sweet leaf]

Car

[grand wadi]

epic embed failure

[sweet leaf]

You look like an ad sorry 😭

[meager slate]

Y u gotta be so rude..

[rocky adder]

i just like posting bs

[grand wadi]

that’s because they are

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-piccolo-gif-24678501

[inner walrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/turles-fruit-of-might

[meager slate]

The furry

[inner walrus]

its turles bro

[rancid dome]

[inner walrus]

hi

[grand wadi]

so that’s what the F in his name stands for

[sweet leaf]

Pl s roka

[past dune]

FBI
Furry Boi I

[grand wadi]

why are you booing me i’m right

[wooden walrus]

hi

[sweet leaf]

Don't do that to the chicken

[grand wadi]

do not the chicken

[inner walrus]

i hope you get a small paper cut

[wooden walrus]

i will do the chicken

[inner walrus]

at the worst spot

[wooden walrus]

franco no era tan malo

[grand wadi]

vorp?

[past dune]

WOAH thats messed up....

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-naoya-zenin-choso-jujutsu-kaisen-anime-gif-7928374921195313568

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029662798562738206/1293121497639948298/image.png?ex=69844ebe&is=6982fd3e&hm=4ad780d9a82e6b028798f6c3cac3b9b34232fba7512e0c71f325f475c3a75228&

[grand wadi]

what if the f stands for femboy???

[polar spade]

He’s a damn fed

[past dune]

TRUE

[polar spade]

He’s snitching

Rattle ‘em

https://tenor.com/view/bones-malone-skeleton-spooky-rattle-em-gif-17402924308926162655

[grand wadi]

damn

[meager slate]

Thats a cool gif thanks

[grand wadi]

why he glowing

[past dune]

Car glow

[grand wadi]

rare car

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn-47-garn-car-garn47-gif-17918098241540694989

[grand wadi]

car

[rocky adder]

garn

[grand wadi]

_ _

[tawny vapor]

47

[meager slate]

42

[grand wadi]

39

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-47-agent47-head-airport-gif-24035353

[tawny vapor]

Well done, agent

now head to the extraction point

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 29 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

@velvet mason hop on SM2

techmarine class coming

[native flicker]

Cease.

[grand wadi]

no

[languid radish]

Ill pass thanks

https://tenor.com/view/2s25-sprut-sd-firing-tank-sprut-sdm1-russian-tank-gif-1444564243823062289

[elfin minnow]

Any dubstep fans hear? I want some feedback on a remix I'm doing'

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rainworld-rain-world-slugcat-slug-cat-slugcat-mochi-gif-18396380448548969125

[elfin minnow]

poor fella

Mfs when the femur breaker

[upper raven]

sacrifice for people

[elfin minnow]

Sacrifice for Larry

Sacrifice for 106

106 and Larry have the same vibes lol'

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

damn, no embeds

[upper raven]

Never knew d-9341 was a former level 4 access senior scientist

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[broken heath]

Man what the

[urban tinsel]

Those aren't even femboys

That's Groza and Vepley

GFL2

[broken heath]

U play that game or idk if its even a game?

[urban tinsel]

I used to play girls frontline 2

[upper raven]

@meager slate this game for you

[urban tinsel]

@meager slate those are not femboys*

[meager slate]

I dont see how it would be for me

[somber raptor]

your pfp speaks otherwise

[urban tinsel]

That however is valid

I'd suggest you use another anime picture Auro

[meager slate]

Okay just cuz i have a pic it dont mean nothing

[broken heath]

[odd valve]

im bored

[tawny vapor]

solidarity

Civilian is equivalent to our tutorial class

[odd valve]

poor fempyro

[odd valve]

tf2c is good

[tawny vapor]

Absolutely

[odd valve]

i wonder if they will add more weapons ?

[tawny vapor]

I don't see any reason why they shouldn't

[odd valve]

there were custom weapon severs

i hope they come back

those were great

[tawny vapor]

Some weapons are inferior compared to equivalents, right now

But it's still a better experience than what vanilla TF2 offers

[meager slate]

Just play randomizer

[tawny vapor]

Much smoother gameplay, even now

[meager slate]

Best tf2 experience

[odd valve]

yeah

[odd valve]

i want x100 randomizer

[tawny vapor]

Better lightning

There's also no issue with antialiasing

[odd valve]

complete remastered version of the game

pretty nice

i like that

[tawny vapor]

It's just a 2007 version of the game

when tf2 launched for free, they very much downgraded it

[odd valve]

i mean computers back then werent good

so makes sense

[tawny vapor]

Yes, but that doesn't mean every player should play the worst version of the same game

especially now

[tawny vapor]

also, they needed to make some space for the hats

[odd valve]

im pretty sure community is working on it

[tawny vapor]

I'm talking about the vanilla version

[odd valve]

since most of the patches are from the community devs now

yeah thats what im saying

[tawny vapor]

Small fixes, nothing larger

[odd valve]

we wont know maybe someone will do something about graphics

[tawny vapor]

There were some rumours about the source 2 port, but...

I doubt we will see it anytime soon

[odd valve]

valve sued that project

[tawny vapor]

no, the official one

[odd valve]

oh

yeah idk about that

[tawny vapor]

the s&box version was unoffical

[odd valve]

source 2 is very protected

if someone tried to do it fro the originall game

valve wouldnt allow it

[tawny vapor]

Devs stated that it was because of the used models, sounds even

not something with the code, itself

[tawny vapor]

Yeah, they would need permission for this engine (similar to s&box)

you can use the SDK, but that's source 1

[odd valve]

yeah

[tawny vapor]

I still like the idea of secondary weapon replacement for the scout

Instead of shooting people with lead, you can cause brain damage to your opponent

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[timid niche]

Hm

[tawny vapor]

Looks interesting

[tawny vapor]

Looks friendly

[slender inlet]

is this half life

[tawny vapor]

Nope, "Ugolnye Kopi"

I'm currently located in "Eternal flame"

technically, since when I click on it

I'm here

Russian Far East

I like the fact that even in such remote places, residents do everything they can to make the place less depressing

Different colours can make a big difference

Red

Oh, that was unexpected

That's actually a very cool bathroom

No clue why someone would post that image so far from the civilization, but sure

[next cloak]

@rancid dome got new oled monitor

[grand wadi]

you live up to the name

[amber lintel]

the tongue-in-cheek fallout finale bit with ||caesar's palace|| was so funny

[next cloak]

mayb

[grand wadi]

i respect it

[slender inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986657780821803071/1468693009817276709/image0.gif

[somber raptor]

what the fuck is this lock 😭

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

!maid @tough tapir @meager slate

[pure dew]

while reverting to 2007 aspects is part of it, classic has their own artstyle improvements to the game

ignore the different mediguns selected here I'm just focusing on medic himself

[icy flume]

downloading ts rn

[chrome monolith]

can we get more US official servers pls

[zenith ruin]

how do I open ticket

who is game staff

i need help

[urban tinsel]

What support do you need?

[zenith ruin]

i need help

my asn got flagged

i cant join

[urban tinsel]

Try #technical-support

[zenith ruin]

idk whats going on

[zenith ruin]

i did

nobody is responding

i got to go to bed soon

i just want to play with my friend

ive never played before

how am I flagged

[urban tinsel]

ASN bans can be a false flag

Try to appeal it

[zenith ruin]

I GOT FUCKING GLOBALLY BANNED!??!??

FOR WHAT

[urban tinsel]

lol no

There's this sub-heading within the page

I can't link it for some reason

[haughty dagger]

how does one get banned

[urban tinsel]

@zenith ruin https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/link/7#bkmrk-autonomous-system-nu

Try this, it points directly to what you want

Ignore the "Global Ban" embed thing

[urban tinsel]

Cheating, spoofing details

ASN bans are meant for those who evade cheat bans. Using VPN's or proxies to make new accounts to play the game

Sometimes there are false positives so you can request your ASN to be whitelisted

[ember prawn]

officials arent hosted by northwood, except the ones called Northwood Officials

someone has to volunteer to host it

[polar spade]

Make one yourself

[chrome monolith]

Will you make it official?

[polar spade]

I can help you get it on the public server list
But beyond that, you're on your own

[chrome monolith]

I can figure that out, it's just getting a playerbase would be a pain in the butt, don't gotta worry about having minimal players on the official servers

Idk what happened to ravengard but there servers aren't hosted on official right now so it's only the 2 King's Playground servers

[leaden silo]

You're disrespecting future Northwood Official Server Staff

[uneven goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[next cloak]

looks so much better at night dayum

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[ancient blade]

@orchid kraken are u real??????????

I Like your SFM "The Man WHo Sold The World" Really much! I even made it my screen picture!!!

[orchid kraken]

Спасибо Олег ❤️

[languid radish]

Like nun ever happened

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-wind-must-have-been-the-wind-sleep-gif-13432282181485230141

[languid radish]

Your mods are useless build more lucid clones

[gilded timber]

The last thing I want is more me lol

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-front-man-squid-game-2-happy-celebration-gif-12369111202088932661

More lucid more lucid

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208896293452386377/1319115068947959899/glup.gif

I like being unique

[dense vector]

lucid has this thing (probably cheats) where when he picks up a revolver in SL he gets god mode

and we dont want more of that

[gilded timber]

Serious accusations from the S&C Member

Could be a difference in skill I fear

[dense vector]

that's not possible

I dont miss

😔

[gilded timber]

Well I guess those shots did hit something

Even if it was just the wall

[dense vector]

😭

[meager cosmos]

What

Lucih 🥀🥀🥀

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[languid radish]

Well give the nice neumi a rep back ya fuggin ahhhole

[gilded timber]

!rep 297264127888457729

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

Refunded Rep Point

[tough tapir]

I already did

You mig

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-14041526188596000287

[tough tapir]

@languid radish see, noerep is here

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/mussolini-serious-who-cares-gif-5388395

[somber raptor]

this single gif would probably get you muted in most Italian servers

[languid radish]

Maybe maybe

Would i also get banned for sending a mario gif because its cultural appropriation

[somber raptor]

<--- Last few GCs --->

[594:0x227a8000]     1842 ms: Mark-Compact 565.5 (574.6) -> 340.9 (349.4) MB, pooled: 1 MB, 288.09 / 0.00 ms  (average mu = 0.561, current mu = 0.541) allocation failure; scavenge might not succeed
[594:0x227a8000]     2660 ms: Mark-Compact 846.4 (854.9) -> 508.7 (517.9) MB, pooled: 1 MB, 367.95 / 0.00 ms  (average mu = 0.554, current mu = 0.550) allocation failure; scavenge might not succeed


<--- JS stacktrace --->

FATAL ERROR: Reached heap limit Allocation failed - JavaScript heap out of memory
----- Native stack trace -----

 1: 0xe40d2e node::OOMErrorHandler(char const*, v8::OOMDetails const&) [node]
 2: 0x12167b0 v8::Utils::ReportOOMFailure(v8::internal::Isolate*, char const*, v8::OOMDetails const&) [node]
 3: 0x1216a87 v8::internal::V8::FatalProcessOutOfMemory(v8::internal::Isolate*, char const*, v8::OOMDetails const&) [node]
 4: 0x1444365  [node]
 5: 0x145dbf9 v8::internal::Heap::CollectGarbage(v8::internal::AllocationSpace, v8::internal::GarbageCollectionReason, v8::GCCallbackFlags) [node]
 6: 0x14322a8 v8::internal::HeapAllocator::AllocateRawWithLightRetrySlowPath(int, v8::internal::AllocationType, v8::internal::AllocationOrigin, v8::internal::AllocationAlignment) [node]
 7: 0x14331d5 v8::internal::HeapAllocator::AllocateRawWithRetryOrFailSlowPath(int, v8::internal::AllocationType, v8::internal::AllocationOrigin, v8::internal::AllocationAlignment) [node]
 8: 0x140b5ce v8::internal::Factory::AllocateRaw(int, v8::internal::AllocationType, v8::internal::AllocationAlignment) [node]
 9: 0x13f9c2c v8::internal::FactoryBase<v8::internal::Factory>::AllocateRawArray(int, v8::internal::AllocationType) [node]
10: 0x13fa622 v8::internal::FactoryBase<v8::internal::Factory>::NewFixedArray(int, v8::internal::AllocationType) [node]
11: 0x15db6d6  [node]
12: 0x15db88f  [node]
13: 0x185aed6 v8::internal::Runtime_GrowArrayElements(int, unsigned long*, v8::internal::Isolate*) [node]
14: 0x1dcb476  [node]
Aborted

Well that's something I've never seen in Node...

[dreamy parrot]

💀

[rancid dome]

Spetsnaz thinking I'm the one not getting repped 😢

(It's you cuz the rep time is like 4 am and I wanna eep)

[grand wadi]

go eep

[rancid dome]

I just woke up

I'm not gonna sleep bruh

[grand wadi]

you definitely will go back to sleep

[rancid dome]

so do you

[grand wadi]

you right

[tough tapir]

Go eep

[languid radish]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/catto-gif-17643687004817745866

[rancid dome]

free rep

[tough tapir]

🍈

[rancid dome]

I imagine it'd be even cooler if I manage to catch it the moment that you can see the whole airframe

But this is still cool nonetheless

[tough tapir]

Plen hanging from the building by its tail

[rancid dome]

crazy amount of moment happening

[storm jolt]

[nocturne arch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093637060721647646/1093664797280714843/large_28.gif

[storm jolt]

[nova acorn]

yo whats the alt comms keybind for

[true sky]

@valid silo

[haughty dagger]

v pretty sure

[pure python]

patrick with the water bottle on his head

[pure python]

radio

or talking with humans if you're on one of those modded scp servers

[somber raptor]

Guess who's going home on foot today

[polar spade]

I don’t think you can literally write 65k

Try 65000

[mighty lodge]

Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka

[haughty dagger]

amazing

[haughty dagger]

LOL

[somber raptor]

Or, to be fancy, 65535

[polar spade]

Yep

Though I doubt you’re often getting more than 500 bullets of any kind

[austere solstice]

67000

[inner walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805016827947778069/1439034667151130845/cokebert-1.gif

[sleek estuary]

89000

[somber raptor]

Yeah not how binary numbers work

[austere solstice]

That's how my brain works

(It's not)

[quick knot]

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-shephard-hecu-gif-24197786

[slender inlet]

what's issue?

[somber raptor]

take a guess

[slender inlet]

oh

i was looking at chain

[tough tapir]

soft bike noodle

[urban tinsel]

Big plane

[valid silo]

@icy flume does buddy think he's sozo

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-cult-sozo-doctor-sozo-doctor-sozonius-gif-7713310025183139574

[icy flume]

i fucking love sozo

[icy flume]

YES

[valid silo]

blud is a fun guy

[queen moon]

Longest legs in the west

[icy flume]

FRFR

i like how he speaks and the way he makes those silly noises

[valid silo]

true

they're funny

lowkewy he's useful af for his brainwashing ritual

that shit comes in clutch if faith low

[icy flume]

truth nuke

[valid silo]

or if you wanna just crusade alot

[queen moon]

Should I just cave in and get cotl

[icy flume]

i hate how

have you beaten Cult of the lamb

i havent yet

so like

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-kings-ck-ck3-crusader-kings-3-hop-on-crusader-kings-gif-17099147850162061206

[icy flume]

idk if im gonig to spoil you or not 💔

[valid silo]

dude

my whole personality is cult of the lamb

I got all the achievmeents

and I'm gonna beat the game on very hard soon-ish

start the run that is

[forest field]

Finally saw Iron Lung last night!!!

...I think I'm gonna have to do a rewatch with the captions on this time because I'm not entirely sure what was going on

[queen moon]

Have you played the game before or watched any playthroughs?

[forest field]

Yeah, there were just a lot of parts that I had no clue what was happening during

Mostly just what a certain feminine voice was supposed to be

I went to the theater with someone else who liked the game and even they left the movie confused

[tough tapir]

there was a lung

and it was full of iron

[tawny vapor]

🐸

[icy flume]

Ts didn't aired in Brazil

L market pliers

[queen moon]

Yeahhhh I can kinda understand where some people mightve been confused

You have to go deep into the lore tbh

[forest field]

Like I said, it'll probably be a lot easier once I rewatch it with captions

The voices over the radio/computer was pretty hard to understand at parts

[tawny vapor]

True, this is also one of the reasons why so many folks were so excited for it's official release

They took the things we love & added something of their own

I wonder what else the developers have planned

[past dune]

embed fail

[grand wadi]

[tough cairn]

where to write a complaint about cheating, provided that it is impossible to access the Discord server where the cheater was found, and there is a screen recording?

[minor goblet]

You can use the in game report function to report it. Simply pressing N and clicking the ⚠️ next to the players name and you can report them there.

(Both option to report it to us and the server staff)

[tough cairn]

There was no admin on the server where the cheater was, and I wouldn't have been able to summon him on the Discord server because I'm not on the server's Discord server, and even if I had called him through other players, it would have been difficult to show a demonstration. Can I file a complaint with Northwood? If so, how?

[minor goblet]

Was this a community server or an Official NW game server?

[tough cairn]

Communities

[minor goblet]

There is offten a discord link on some game servers in the Info tab

[tough cairn]

I tried, but there are problems with Discord, which prevents the invitation from being accepted due to an unknown error

[gilded timber]

For in-game clips of cheating we require the players authentication token to be clearly displayed, which you need the in-game remote admin panel for!
If you don't happen to be server staff, your best option is to report them through the player list under the option for cheating or raiding, which gets sent to both the server staff and us (Northwood)

[tawdry wyvern]

How to edit server info on your own text?

[gilded timber]

We use Pastebin!
Simply make your own, customise it however you'd like, make sure it's public and then place it's ID (Found in the URL) inside the serverinfo_pastebin_id field of your gameplay config

If you need any further help with that, take a look at #technical-support

[rancid dome]

yes, yes, take a look at staff tech :3

[gilded timber]

Misinput

[abstract viper]

[nocturne arch]

[tawdry wyvern]

I know it in serverinfo_pastebin_id, but i mean where customize it

[nocturne arch]

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-spitfire-my-little-pony-thinking-gif-25867974

[gilded timber]

You make your own on https://pastebin.com !

[tawdry wyvern]

Thanks

[gilded timber]

Np

[languid radish]

balls

https://tenor.com/view/operation-teapot-nuke-nuclear-explosion-nuclear-test-nuclear-footage-gif-15618232923822161090

[spark grove]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-walter-white-ffillingame-gif-21517984

[languid radish]

Embed fail

[spark grove]

Mfw my goat is lowkey a pedophile now

[languid radish]

Cut off his balls

[spark grove]

(Dr bright)

[languid radish]

Who tf is that

[spark grove]

What the fuck do you mean who is that

[languid radish]

Who tf is dr bright

[spark grove]

Youre on the SCP SL server and dont know Dr bright?

You are a fool and a charlatan

You will be burnt at the stake

[languid radish]

No i dont think i will

I cast:

125mm frag

https://tenor.com/view/2s25-sprut-sd-firing-tank-sprut-sdm1-russian-tank-gif-1444564243823062289

[spark grove]

Hes quite literally one of the most popular people in SCP

[grand wadi]

mate not everyone who plays sl has read into the “lore” of the scp stuff

[spark grove]

Also the biggest scp wiki authors

[spark grove]

Thats js lame

[grand wadi]

with sl get use to it as people probably only play it cause it’s stupid and maybe “fun”

[spark grove]

"I like the game but I shan't engage with the lore or worldbuilding of said game"

[languid radish]

I dont even play this game

[spark grove]

WHAT

😭😭😭😭

[languid radish]

Im here for the shits and giggles

[spark grove]

LMAO

[grand wadi]

LMAO yknow what more power to ya dude i respect it

[spark grove]

Bros js along for the ride

[grand wadi]

he is real for that tho

[spark grove]

But yeah basically one of the most prominent figures in this fandom was caught grooming minors

💔💔

[grand wadi]

bro was trained by big E himself 💔

[rocky adder]

based

[languid radish]

Herro cassettetape :)

[rocky adder]

Hi!

[timid niche]

Respectable

[rocky adder]

hours

[valid silo]

he ... he just like me FR

[rocky adder]

i’m kinda sleepy ngl

[rancid dome]

[valid silo]

I'm just here to sow chaos

[rocky adder]

hi noemi :)

[rancid dome]

hyd cassette

[timid niche]

Ngl i have 1100+ hours in sl and I dont know who tf is this guy

[rocky adder]

good! had same major mood swings last night but all good now

[languid radish]

How can a mood swing

[rancid dome]

hope it wasnt too bad last night

[languid radish]

Hhehe nah im just fucking with you dumb joke

[languid radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943934482724028516/1457877432026796042/gif.gif

[rocky adder]

yknow i occasionally set my status to “they call it a mood swing cuz it’s got hands”

[languid radish]

Does it square up and beat up

[rocky adder]

ehhhhhhh ngl it wasn’t pretty but i’ve had worse

[rocky adder]

feels like it sometimes lmao

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/weave-mav-duck-fight-fight-me-gif-14825746

[timid niche]

What is this guy doing

[languid radish]

Have i showed you my car

[rocky adder]

naur

[rocky adder]

YOOOOO

lil dude

[languid radish]

Alex stole both of my copyrighted pictures :(

[rocky adder]

lemme find mine rq

[languid radish]

Kill him for me will ya

[rocky adder]

i might

also why tf does my phone mark these cow photos as cats lmao

[rancid dome]

clearly object detection is still going just fine

[timid niche]

He looks fat

A little

[languid radish]

Thats not nice :(

[languid radish]

Very nice car

[rocky adder]

and a photo of what my phone considers a “cat” for extra measure

[rancid dome]

nice car

[timid niche]

Nice car

[languid radish]

Is that a cow or a wierd looking dog

[rancid dome]

nah thats a car

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-speechless-castle-nathan-fillion-gif-7222166

[timid niche]

But is he not?

[rocky adder]

small cow

i have SO many cow photos saved to my phone

[languid radish]

Beef steak

Yum

😋

[timid niche]

Burger

Photos

[rancid dome]

you're kinda like me :)

but with cows instead of planes

[rocky adder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763582063722233886/1116287731170025472/A287776F-4D22-44DA-83B9-9130FAB52B83-1.gif

[valid silo]

@true sky what rank are you in halfsword

[rancid dome]

car pics are just the mutual factor

[rocky adder]

real!!

[true sky]

peasent

[valid silo]

😭

[rocky adder]

i quite like cows they’re sweethearts

[valid silo]

buddy I'm a BARON already

[true sky]

look man

[languid radish]

Tuff but its nothing compared to my beeg cannonn

[true sky]

i suck

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/2s25-sprut-sd-firing-tank-sprut-sdm1-russian-tank-gif-1444564243823062289

[valid silo]

I might be the baron of brannenburg actually..

[timid niche]

When i see cow i think of burgers

Ngl

[valid silo]

yeah bro that much is obvious

you gotta

hire mercenaries man

and get them killed

[true sky]

no mann i wolf

[rocky adder]

i’d hope there’s more than that but fair i guess

[somber raptor]

Man what the fuck

[valid silo]

to loot their shit

you can also take off their armor too

[valid silo]

nah you ain't wolf my man

[true sky]

yes wolf

[rancid dome]

#general-chat message
My daily pic today

[somber raptor]

There's an awful lack of bacon in this Crispy McBacon

[valid silo]

you AIN'T that guy buddy

[somber raptor]

Atp just call it a Double Cheeseburger with some bacon

[rocky adder]

peak!

[valid silo]

you're not ataturk.... 🐺🔥🇹🇷

[rocky adder]

lemme get a photo of veronika rq

[timid niche]

Never heard of mcbacon

[rocky adder]

this is veronika! a cow who’s demonstrated that cows may be able to make use of tools, something we previously thought was more limited to other species

[somber raptor]

It's basically a Double Cheeseburger with bacon

[rancid dome]

looks cool! 👀

[somber raptor]

It's got

• hamburger
• cheese
• bacon
• unidentified sauce

[rancid dome]

great view in the back especially

[grand wadi]

can i has cheezburger

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rocky adder]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

ty cassette ❤️

[rocky adder]

yeag :)

[languid radish]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 12 minutes, 53 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[languid radish]

Fuck

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

peak sticker

[languid radish]

I have a veryyy important question

[timid niche]

Sounds nice

[rancid dome]

he's then gonna ask something very minor

[timid niche]

Eat

[timid niche]

Then ask it

[languid radish]

If a random person goes to a neo confederate rally and brings a norwegian flag would anyone even notice

[rancid dome]

yeah, thought so

[rocky adder]

intriguing.

[languid radish]

I mean hear me out

[languid radish]

This is a real article

To me it seems almost comical

[rocky adder]

Yknow what I think someone would notice but I think a lot wouldnt

[timid niche]

Well Americans are known for doing such things atp

No offense ofc

[rocky adder]

none taken

[languid radish]

Yknow now that i think about it a lot of them are old people who wear glasses anyway im pretty sure you could get through a whole rally without anyone realising

[valid silo]

remindes me of when some southerners use the confederacy as some kind of "south power" thing

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[valid silo]

if anything you'd be ashamed of the confedracy but some people are weird ig

[languid radish]

Well america learned a very valuable lesson from the civil war
"Slavery is kinda bad guys dont do it please
:("

[rocky adder]

oh yeah people like to say it’s part of their history or culture

[valid silo]

the biggest take-away of the american civil war from a war prespective is that all the european powers thought it was the dumbest thing ever

not from a political standpoint but from a millitary operations standpoint

[rocky adder]

the people who take pride in this are almost always racist

[valid silo]

they said both sides were "heavily incompetent'

which is honestly kinda true

[rocky adder]

yeah lol

[languid radish]

Ill tell you one good thing about the acw

[valid silo]

it just gets boasted about becasue muh united states

[valid silo]

truth nuke

[languid radish]

The military strategies and tactics used are very interesting to learn about :)

Robert e lee mightve faught for slavery but goddamn was he a genius general

[valid silo]

prussians showing the americans how it's done right in the austro-prussian war

[languid radish]

Also im very glad this topic is being discussed sooo civilly and that the fun police havent showed up yet to ruin the party

[valid silo]

and the franco-prussian war after that

[odd gyro]

Hello!

Is there any guidance for modding a server?

[languid radish]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Plugins

[odd gyro]

🫡

thank you

so much

[rancid dome]

@rocky adder send more of those "car" photos

[rocky adder]

i got you

[rancid dome]

❤️ ❤️

[rancid dome]

the nose one in the middle lol

[languid radish]

SNIFF.mp4

[rocky adder]

i put it in the middle very intentionally lmao

it’s one of my fav reaction photos

that and this

[languid radish]

Can i turn it into a gif i begggg

[strange trellis]

mmmm, T-Bone

[rancid dome]

nicely thought out

[rocky adder]

i mean if you want?

[languid radish]

Alright so i got another one

[tough tapir]

baras

[languid radish]

It might not be my dawg but

Average us marine:

Devil dawg

[rancid dome]

you got games on your phone

[languid radish]

Chat hasnt had a message in 2 mins

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[rancid dome]

you killed the chat

😔

[grand wadi]

“you got any games on your phone” ahh look

[rancid dome]

ay ay, we got a copy here

but ya, that's pre much it lol

[grand wadi]

you just said got any games on your phone i said you got any games on your phone ahh look ☝️🤓

[rocky adder]

god forbid i take a sec to type some paragraphs in DM lol

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/muhehehe-gif-11037525145585928229

[rancid dome]

the feeling of wanting to shank rn

[rocky adder]

i need a new gif for that

commed one years ago but it’s out of date

[grand wadi]

why are you wanting to shank me im right

[rancid dome]

I advise you not to-

[grand wadi]

understandable have a great day noemi

[rancid dome]

you too ❤️

[tough tapir]

Do it

[rancid dome]

no no

[tough tapir]

Doooo it

[rancid dome]

I am not that kinda person

[tough tapir]

But, shamk

[rancid dome]

I dont do unnecessary things

[rocky adder]

why not

most things i do are unnecessary and that’s the fun part

[tough tapir]

No 2am shamk

Sad day

[rancid dome]

😔

[sleek estuary]

what exactly are you trying to do

[tough tapir]

make the server do a funky dance

[odd gyro]

On me and my friends server, I would like to install a bunch of plugins you see commonly on a lot of the public servers

[chrome bane]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[chrome bane]

he cant keep getting away with this

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-better-call-saul-that's-what-the-kids-call-embed-fail-kids-call-embed-fail-gif-1997762499303884962

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-mood-down-oguri-umamusume-gif-2305284086109508364

[cursive copper]

cherche fr joueurs

[sleek estuary]

just a lil rundown:

labapi is official and made by us (game studio), its a bit newer and has less plugins compared to the next one, but you can find info on labapi and plugins in #labapi-information

exiled is the oldest active plugin framework, it works alongside labapi so you can mix both plugins, but they are separate loaders so you need to follow each original plugins setup (labapi plugins go in a different folder compared to exiled). you can find more info about exiled and the discord which contains plugins for it here: https://github.com/ExMod-Team/EXILED

[odd gyro]

thank you so much for sending this

ill get on with it asap

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-2680884020478943185

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[hoary timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630157485361201231/1305651264109023323/caption.gif

[maiden sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[elfin minnow]

Is it possible to get into a contact with a mod, I 'making a final flash of existence remix

I think the community would love it

[sleek estuary]

wym

[languid radish]

Why do you need a mod for that

[sleek estuary]

yeah a mod cannot help with that

would be marketing team

or maybe hr

[languid radish]

I dont think mods can help with that either you might be right

[languid radish]

Tf does hr gotta do with it though

Or marketing

[sleek estuary]

yeah no mods cant do anything beside redirect the user to the correct people

[sleek estuary]

licensing shit

[elfin minnow]

I just wanna know if Y'all like it https://soundcloud.com/gratebrittan/scp/s-nIyLci7n41e?si=9fe6420d5ed143c691de471b7cd23217&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

I don't think an SCP remix has ever been done'

[sleek estuary]

there's been many

also that sounds like scpcb stuff and scpsl

regardless, youre fine to upload it, SCP is under cc

[languid radish]

Yeah but nobody ever gets sued for shit like this

Ive lost count of the amount of times i heard "oh all the usmc perephonillia and imagery is copyrighted and you cant use it in games and art blah blah blah" and then somebody goes and does it anyway and the marines dont give a shit

They dont even bother to sue

[sleek estuary]

if youre talking about like uploading it publicly, its under CC-BY-SA 3.0 so you need to include credit to SCP, say the license and the context itself must be under CC-BY-SA 3.0 as well

[languid radish]

Marine corps rahhhhh

[elfin minnow]

NOT 173 CHANGING FORM LOL

sorry caps lock

[sleek estuary]

wym?

[elfin minnow]

THE OG image of SCP173 is copyrighted

[sleek estuary]

i never said anything about sueing, their original message was very vague so i thought they meant to add it to the game or something

[elfin minnow]

which is why we got a new form of 173]\

[sleek estuary]

yeah

yeah

[languid radish]

Bro i just listened to some of the song

[gilded timber]

You're welcome to post it in #art-showcase!

[languid radish]

And im telling you this the most respectfully i possibly can

You gotta work on it bro ts is not it

[languid radish]

Go back on leave lucid

[elfin minnow]

ik it's a wip

[languid radish]

My reccomendation is to remove the parts where the beat just stops and that stupid ai voice says random bs just let the beat flow

[elfin minnow]

we'd need to be in vc for me to understand

[languid radish]

Im good

Figure it out i guess idk what to tell you

[elfin minnow]

I've been hearing good and bad things on the tracj

so like idk'

[languid radish]

Let me tell you though

The main beat remix and the radio chatter in the background triggers my monkey neuron activation

Keep that

[elfin minnow]

🤝

[past dune]

Hi chat

[hazy citrus]

hello friends

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-vegeta-super-saiyan-3-anime-ssj3-gif-6370664207379076970

[amber lintel]

slay the spire 2 in a month

[rancid dome]

[past dune]

Noemiiiiii

[rancid dome]

a lex

[past dune]

n oemi

[rancid dome]

xela

[past dune]

thats a different nw member

[rancid dome]

there's someone named xela?

cool

[past dune]

yes

[rancid dome]

next time I'll just refer to them instead

[hazy citrus]

[rancid dome]

Shoddy :3

[past dune]

uhh not anymore i think

cant find them

[rancid dome]

misinformation again

typical a lex

[past dune]

yeah they left

[rancid dome]

ofc alex with the false info

:(

[past dune]

noo

it was right

but few months ago

[timid niche]

I recognize this nickname ngl

[past dune]

ye

[timid niche]

Alex were you in Kraków already?

[past dune]

Yup

Yesterday

and 2 days ago

[timid niche]

How many times were you stabbed with machete?

[past dune]

0

[timid niche]

Sounds like a lie

[past dune]

but the person i had a meetup with is short

[timid niche]

Fr?

[past dune]

Ye

[timid niche]

How many cm would you gave him

[past dune]

go ask him

in dms

[timid niche]

Done

[past dune]

XD

[timid niche]

Alex could you lend me 10 zł?

I need this

For my uhhhh

Bus ticket yeah

[past dune]

No

[timid niche]

Why

[past dune]

get a job

[timid niche]

I can get one but i have school

And it would be problematic

[past dune]

Sounds like a you problem

[timid niche]

Its just 10 zł

Pls

[past dune]

no

[timid niche]

Damn

At least I tried

[past dune]

XD

[timid niche]

You're laughing but if you would sent me this I could buy a kebab

[rancid dome]

we're so down low we're asking money for bus ticket and kebab 😭

[uneven goblet]

Where the fuck would I get a kebab in my city…

I don’t think any place hear sells kebabs

[timid niche]

You must live in the middle of nowhere

[uneven goblet]

I live in the capital city

Of my state

[timid niche]

Damn

[uneven goblet]

We got the biggest mall in North America here

[timid niche]

In Poland almost every city has kebab place

[uneven goblet]

I mean I bet they have kebabs they’d just be in variety restaraunta no dedicated places to them

[timid niche]

Makes sense

[uneven goblet]

Idk a big thing in my city specifically is lots of Vietnamese or hmong restaraunts

Due to like an asylum program in the 60s

[timid niche]

Arkham asylum? Do you live in gotham?

[uneven goblet]

Asylum as in “hey there’s war in our country can we come over to yours”

Some countries do it if it’s unsafe in other countries so they accept a large amount of immigrants from a specific country that’s dealing with a war or crisis

Or used to

Nowadays not so much

[timid niche]

Ohh

[rancid dome]

gotta understand that poland doesnt take refugees or immigrants so they wont know the term "asylum" like that

[timid niche]

We actually took a lot of refugees from Ukraine

[rancid dome]

usually doesnt*

that better?

[timid niche]

Yeah

True

Ngl i always thought asylum was for people with mental health problems

Every day you learn something new

[rancid dome]

English is a very easy language after all

[upper raven]

Asylum mentioned

[somber raptor]

you know what is really funny for translators?

fucking Italian military ranks

[timid niche]

Yeah

[somber raptor]

because there's 4 ranks that break down when translating:

• Tenente
• Sottotenente
• Primo Luogotenente
• Luogotenente

[somber raptor]

the literal translation would be:

• Tenente -> Lieutenant
• Sottotenente -> Sub-Lieutenant
• Primo Luogotenente -> First Lieutenant
• Luogotenente -> Lieutenant

see the issue?

[uneven goblet]

Uhhhh?

[upper raven]

Old phasmo map

[timid niche]

A lot of lieutenants

[upper raven]

Or my favourite rubber room

[somber raptor]

the more common translations are:

• Tenente -> First Lieutenant
• Sottotenente -> Second Lieutenant
• Primo Luogotenente -> First Sub-Lieutenant
• Luogotenente -> Sub-Lieutenant

[uneven goblet]

Crazy?

[upper raven]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

[somber raptor]

yeah but the thing is, they're vastly different roles
Tenente and Sottotenente are Junior Officers (equivalent to american 1LT and 2LT)
Luogotenente and Primo Luogotenente are Senior NCOs (equivalente to american Sergeant Major)

[upper raven]

They put me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

Rats made me crazy

Crazy?

[uneven goblet]

Guys do you think humans should get stained with blood

When uhhhh someone gets shot next to them

Forget humans SCPS should get stained, besides 106, cause he just kinda, decays the blood

[lavish turret]

yeah

[uneven goblet]

Imagine seeing an NTF go down an elevator alone, then come back reloading his gun covered in blood and there’s 2 chaos bodies in the elevator with them

“Bro what happened to you”

[lavish turret]

uhhh that happened to me, js without the blood ngl

[upper raven]

Imagine realistic lenses

Blood splashes on your camera

And drips

On lenses

[uneven goblet]

That would be not cool

[upper raven]

Gore

[uneven goblet]

Visuals shouldn’t fuck

With erm

Gameplay

[upper raven]

Erm

What

[uneven goblet]

If it goes on your lenses it shouldn’t obscure your vision

That would suck

[upper raven]

Well that can be adjusted yk

Not literally red screen

Add wiping the mask option

Like in metro games ig

Boom solution

Realism

-5 fps

[uneven goblet]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/V4kLWzPz3Ik

[strong plover]

umm okay

[uneven goblet]

I’m saying that isn’t fun

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[amber lintel]

Republic Commando-esque visor cleaners

[tiny tinsel]

intentional game design

and you already paid them to add more visual effects

https://tenor.com/view/now-where-could-my-pipe-be-garfield-location-of-smoke-apparatus-feline-where-tube-gif-9460135315987584979

[tiny tinsel]

i will genuinely stop you one day

[visual adder]

Brah I just watched everyone but me respawn 😿

[somber raptor]

Welp time to pray now

I bet despite having earned 2913 points, those 87 points will be a pain in the ass

[uneven goblet]

Huh

[elfin minnow]

Anyone I can talk to about getting a official track released

it's basically my own version of the Final Flash if Existence

[sleek estuary]

you dont need to talk to anyone, you can just release it yourself

its under CC-BY-SA 4.0

If you want to use this production in any content you create that is otherwise unrelated to SCP: Secret Laboratory™, you have to credit the author in any reasonable way. For example:

"The content includes music made by Fragik, which belongs to SCP: Secret Laboratory"

You can use this music in your productions that are related to SCP: Secret Laboratory™ without credit where it's necessary.

[elfin minnow]

but if could someone could read this I'd like to collaborate on the release of the track

anyway for me to promote it to the community

[sleek estuary]

you can post it in #art-showcase

[dense plinth]

bro just use strikepack

If you want to use this production in any content you create that is otherwise unrelated to SCP: Secret Laboratory™, you have to credit the author in any reasonable way. For example:

"The content includes music made by Fragik, which belongs to SCP: Secret Laboratory"

You can use this music in your productions that are related to SCP: Secret Laboratory™ without credit where it's necessary.

[somber raptor]

Whar

[dense plinth]

dun dund un

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

im so ud

[somber raptor]

Mhm...

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433593165490688131/1466479743820894338/hard_work.gif

[dense plinth]

this is not funny

i got banned on r6 for cheating

like wth

i wasnt even chetaing

[sleek estuary]

uh huhhhhh

[dense plinth]

who are you?

[sleek estuary]

im denty

who are you?

[dense plinth]

shut your mouth

[sleek estuary]

na

i like yapping

[rocky adder]

hello denty

[sleek estuary]

hai

[rocky adder]

how goes it

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1104477418158297129/1324034192186806312/unnamed.webp?animated=true

[sleek estuary]

im going to go broke after i buy a bunch of imports from japan

[rocky adder]

real asf

[somber raptor]

Man I'd go broke by getting a Cheeseburger at McDonalds atp 😭

[rocky adder]

you’re just like me fr

[woeful marten]

Well well well

If it isn't, the scp sl discord server

Right I nearly forgot the mandatory @glass cliff ur a bum

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-driveby-eminem-gif-24008106

[woeful marten]

Add doorman to sl

[glass cliff]

truer words have never been said

[uneven goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-idk-this-person-questioning-random-person-this-who-gif-5295285761881556675

[leaden silo]

pinging me about some "You too have your very own chance of getting a shoutout from Northwood"

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-rick-grimes-gif-1325029071816879443

[signal nova]

fr

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-ui-goku-teq-ui-goku-teq-goku-goku-dokkan-goku-vs-jiren-gif-12238416323895053967

[icy flume]

im very excited for college

but also uh

very scared

[rocky adder]

whatcha going to college for

[polar spade]

To study

[strong dune]

Maybe you should… not buy… stuff?

[amber lintel]

$9 for a wendys that was $4

[sleek estuary]

i meann, why not?

i have a source of money now, so i can finally get cool limited stuff i wanted for a while

[strong dune]

If you wanted it for awhile

Its no longer available

Is it

[sleek estuary]

yes

im bidding on stuff

and i just mean limited edition stuff in general for the series i like

its a rly cool limited edition acrylic painted glass thing

like literally only one was ever sold outside of the actual shop (which isn't selling anymore) and im getting a pretty good deal for what it was sold for before

[strong dune]

Show me

Question mark

[leaden silo]

fix the fucking nuke elevators

I basically had 173 dead with 3 gernades but they glitched out the fucking elevator

[tiny tinsel]

no

[bold jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-what-the-sable-doin-what-the-dog-doin-cute-sable-cute-animal-gif-22874518

[fallow kite]

Can we ban @neon nacelle

[polar spade]

No

https://tenor.com/view/snowgrave-berdly-deltarune-gif-25420995

[fallow kite]

yes

banning him Right this instant

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir @stuck gorge @urban tinsel @polar spade the daily spotting

Wait, there's a condor coming

[ancient blade]

hi everyone

[rancid dome]

[ancient blade]

i saw military planes last day...(i live in Russia)

[rancid dome]

👀

You should share those photos if you have any!! :)

[ancient blade]

ehh, i cant anyway, I caught planes on camera of...

a push-button phone

[rancid dome]

Oof :(

[ancient blade]

whats more sad

discord is blocked in russia

and im literally ...IDK

with pure luck, VPN, and zapret

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir Condor A330 inbound from FRA :D

[rancid dome]

Zapret?

Is that a vpn service?

[ancient blade]

am i blind or its striped

[rancid dome]

Yes

It's vertical stripes

[ancient blade]

uhhh almost

zapret is like a special program that allows to whitelist sites

[rancid dome]

I seee

[tough tapir]

Plen approach

[ancient blade]

Im blue da ba dee

[tough tapir]

Yooo condor

Might've seen that one yesterday

[ancient blade]

my profile is ugly, gotta change everything fast

[rancid dome]

Departed from FRA 10 hours ago if that helps

[tough tapir]

Must've been one of the last ones before curfew

[grand wadi]

[rancid dome]

When is the curfew?

In local time**

[ancient blade]

so where are you guys living?

in USA?

[rancid dome]

nop

neither of us live in the US

[ancient blade]

Canada?

[rancid dome]

nor NA

one of us lives in EU and one is in Asia

[ancient blade]

hmm...Britain?

welp im living both in asia and in EU

[tough tapir]

Like around 11pm iirc

[ancient blade]

my city Ekaterinburg literally has a bigahh tower with text "Europe - Asia"

[tough tapir]

Was like 10-11pm, I forgor which