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Could you stop?
^^^
I thought studio staff could ping hubert here for things that need his attention
Unless that changed
We can
But this guy talks about doing weird stuff with a SCP creature
I ain't gonna ping Hubert for that random reason....
What's the thing? Let me see
sorry, hubert is too busy drinking redbull
hubert is dead
Every time I open this chat 939's busted ass is being discussed
Are you surprised?
people discover a living creature does indeed have an ass
I'm leaving this Convo

i meet the proper hardware stuff so i assume its just the spaghetti code
would someone lend me a hand?
What seems to be the issue?
i reinstalled the game multible times but it refuses to run
if you dont mind, i can share my screen on vc
gimme a sec
Can you try opening a ticket in #technical-support
@polar spade help this person
oh ok
lol
I sensed the presence of someone in need
Real
bro same things happening to me rn lol
damn fr?
Open a ticket as well
Anyway I gtg rn but Ill help out in a moment if there’s no one else available
alr!
okokok
Hi hello what's sup everybody?
hello my friends
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SOMEONE PLEASE PING OR DM ME I NEED TO HEAR MY PHONE I CANT FIND IT
There has to be a better way to do that 😭
Lmao
theres find my phone but it isnt working but i hear notifications.. i think
You can call them 
@desert sky
okay i dont hear it 😔
depression mode activated
Discord wont really notify your mobile if your pc and the desktop client is active
y'all know what Polenta is? :3
oh.
so keep it in the background then
ok ping me im force closing discord
Could wait for the idle timeout so it’ll send to your phone
GGs
nothing
Imagine if he just forgets it on his table or pocket
You only just left 😭
it will, like 10 minutes later if you don't read the notification on the desktop
i think i left it in the car D:
yeah but u pinged me
That’s quite literally what I said
didn't read it
Bruh.
is it an Android phone?
google has a find my phone thing
yes but its a modded phone
can make your phone ring even if it's on mute, can locate it even if GPS is off
wtf 😭
i installed grapheneos 😭
no clue what that is
Non stock Android version
its so goated
well does it have a google account on it?
GrapheneOS is a privacy and security focused mobile OS with Android app compatibility developed as a non-profit open source project. It's focused on the research and development of privacy and security technology including substantial improvements to sandboxing, exploit mitigations and the permission model. It was founded in 2014 and was formerly known as CopperheadOS.
GrapheneOS improves the privacy and security of the OS from the bottom up. It deploys technologies to mitigate whole classes of vulnerabilities and make exploiting the most common sources of vulnerabilities substantially more difficult. It improves the security of both the OS and the apps running on it. The app sandbox and other security boundaries are fortified. GrapheneOS tries to avoid impacting the user experience with the privacy and security features. Ideally, the features can be designed so that they're always enabled with no impact on the user experience and no additional complexity like configuration options. It's not always feasible, and GrapheneOS does add various toggles for features like the Network permission, Sensors permission, restrictions when the device is locked (USB-C / pogo pins, camera, quick tiles), etc. along with more complex user-facing privacy and security features with their own UX.
Wow that is long
No please no
Can't say I've ever used it 
Just "privacy based mobile OS" was enough gng
Make sure not to accidentally lock yourself out of the house with the key in the house
:)
idc... does it have a google account like normal Android?
If so then Google Find Hub probably works
also wow I tested it on my phone for fun and forgot I had my ringtone to the Rainbow Six Proximity Alarm 
its sandboxed and google apps dont run unless you tell it to but it seems grapheneos thought of that and it indeed did work. and it is indeed in my car.
GrapheneOS seemed to not provide google the location of the phone, just the ability to make it ring
I used find my phone multiple times and since it said that it couldnt connect i just assumed grapheneos made find my phone not wokr
its cheap as shit here
my mom had a stack of those bags
same here
she sold them and made profit, its easy but its not the kind of dish you'd wanna eat every day
t h a t ' s t h e p o i n t
polenta is supposed to be a cheap as shit thing you eat either as a side dish (especially when eating pork ribs or sausages) or when you're poor
maybe one day dog voice lines will be muted by a mute button
Can’t you mute ingame noises with the mute sound effects option?
Hello
Not a sound effect
It's intended
I meant as spectator

hubertoooo
hubert cant sleep when he's working on the infamous surface update
Real
Staying up all night makin the CASSIE Room 😭🙏




Hubert is lurking

You will never replace hahayes
He was here first
He was here before the discord rework
Cant add anymore now
HAHAHAHA
I can super react 
I win
I will see you next QA Test

northwood you should cancel the surface rework and instead make the 127 inspect animation a sloppy makeout sesh
lemme make out with it

No.
You spent time typing out that message
And at no point ever questioned if this is something you want everyone to see
Don't read what they said
127 is your employee, this is a problematic power dynamic
Lowk true, upvoted!
guess what
Probably just typed it to get peoples reactions
No comment
Replace the n and d with x
Replace that image with tbis image
@grok is this real
nop
np
rock is this true
@crimson salmon goo goo babies
Guys I’m leaking the patreon posts they’re gonna add skibidi toilet to scp sl
No
REAL!!!
"7. reverse integer
Given a signed 32-bit integer x, return x with its digits reversed. If reversing x causes the value to go outside the signed 32-bit integer range [-231, 231 - 1], then return 0.Assume the environment does not allow you to store 64-bit integers (signed or unsigned)."
Guess what I did... I fucking abused JavaScript yet again!
I know this is pretty old convo and I have no idea why I remember it but this video is good for you (was relearning something from pchem and one of these videos was next to my feed/ remind me of my bachelors day). I thought of you. You can learn more about photosynthesis. ;) @somber raptor It is pretty short. Just four videos. And you need it based on that convo I remember. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCh0IC48sn4&list=PLmGAunhTA6--VrSuKmCNdlWl0SrPyZqwZ
;)
my solution:
var reverse = function(x) {
x = Number(String(Math.abs(x)).split('').reverse().join('')) * (x >= 0 ? 1 : -1)
return x > 2**31 - 1 || x < -(2**31) ? 0 : x
};
learning cellular respiration was enough for me thanks 
(we did it in school last year)
I mean you did think all of photosythesis was just this: 6CO2 + 6H2O → C6H12O6 + 6O2
the evolution is crazy 
"photosynthesis is this funky formula"
"photosynthesis is definitely not this funky formula oh god I didn't study"
Photosynthesis is a simple formula
- Palindrome number
Fuck you, I'm not doing your little algorithm I'm abusing built ins
var isPalindrome = function(x) {
return String(x) == String(x).split('').reverse().join('')
};
...... that truly makes me....
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Yeah I just sent it
Plen!
Goo goo babies 
Plen
Those who snow
It's snowy as hell here too
Snow who emi (noesmi)
*nosemi
*emoemo
*normi
FUCK
Acient
Hopital
Is your pfp an SCP protectron
It is indeed
Damn
I like when I do fhat
I identify something that I don't think did tth tbink eas actually what's it was becauxfeot self doesn't seem ike it is real
And then j actuaklly do
FUCK
I swear the I'm not doing. S bit
Like I'm actually not doing this on purpose sometimes the autocorrect can sleep ip
SLEEP IP
😭
New sleep intellectual property just dropped
Kkd why but I tells tkilef that you jus rposted snow and saif "snow"
Ok actually what the fuck
Fuck*
WAIT THAT WAS RIGHT
I PREEMPTIVELY CORRECTED MYSELF ON SOMETHING THAT I TYPED CORRECTLY
WHY DID I TYPE THIS AND "INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY" CORRECTLY BUT NOT "IDK"
Snow
I think you need sleep
I cant
Emergy drimk
I did the thing I usually do to fall asleep but it didn't work
What
Monsert
What the fuck
Do you know what egenrrydrinkdoes
Also I don't have any
I'm no a
Insert stereotype
I don't drink energy drink
Closest thing wa sgamersupps and that was for flavor
mmmmhhhhh I'm waiting for my best friend to talk me to sleep but he's not coming back
:(
I think I can taleep because of stress that school starts again tomorrow
You know what I have first thing in the morning
Phdyic..
And then
My guy has worries about physics 😭🙏
Prcecal
THATS RHE WORST PART
I JNKW THIS IS RHE EASY STUFF
Physics are cool
:snb:
Electricity go brrr
I had a stroke reading this
Snb I'm crine
Tho brrr usually means problem
Unironically in phys lab class rn studying abour electricity
Electron!
I feel like I'm walterwhite but for eriting
I'm on my way to school right now
You know what we did for a fucking English assignment
The streets are so dirty due to the snow
Wash the snow
Literally write for the duration of the given time about a topic you chose
Fucking pathetic
I gave like 10 paragraphs
FULL no bullshit paragraphs
Meanwhile
I have to sit remembering
How to balance a log equation or something
Just for the final to have one fucking edge case on like
Linear functions? You know the thing from 3 years ago?
And then I do shit
Feels like a lot of complaining going on
go pay attention to your electricty
You get ready for your physics class

I canr
:+
I even tried the thing where I sit still with my legs fully stretched and arms to the side and look at the dark ceiling
And then I think about how close the overwhelmingly pressuring responsibilities of household amenities, financial occupation and artistic expression in one's life are while in a state that orders I can't do anything to further solving any of those problems
To a point where it scares me to sleep and I have more dreams about my best friend
BUT IR DIDNT WORK
How do i cancel a medkit animation if i click by accident
Just right click it but beware
If he unzips the medkit then u cant cancel it
Same way for 500 and painkillers, if he takes them out from bottle, u cant cancel it
You got revived by the blade (1509)
Im spawned him cuz i can
939
And im not a blade
Someone ehsiuld mka eumamususume mod but it replaced all them with 939
That would be very cool
Also does anyone else think 939 would lowkey be very cute if she looked less like a mutated human
Such a based name lowkey
Thabks
im taylor
@meager cosmos
@meager cosmos
Stop pinging other users
sresu rehto gnignip potS

Wouldn't it get slippery
Or am I thinking of water
I mean ice
Wait
what
help
doesnt salt on ice make it more colder
nvm
im stupid LOL
wait idk
Salt melts snow
Scp 939 dating sim on entrance zone computer when
that stop working if you get far down in temp. So not always. Source: live up north while I get a lot of snow/ temp (shoveling in these temps at a heavy snow fall/ being lazy and put down salt ..... no effect/ when I was younger and didnt know better). So lived experience. Plus this. Also I am pretty sure that will refreeze once you move your feet. So no.
Every ending is you dying horribly ❤️❤️❤️❤️
You run out of salt
Also where can I read the arg stuff
I’m bored and want smthn to fall asleep reading tbh
salt lowers the freezing point of water
Salt Salts the salt to lower its salt as its salt content salts
Every thing discovered in the well, its deep. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CydJo6cymyTcxxkM30tiphIY3rdaBRuten5iiCDFH0o/edit?usp=sharing
SCP SL DEEPWELL ARG PASSWORDS DEEPWELL ACCESSTerminal: www.deepwellaccess.online On October 31th 2025, SCP Secret Laboratory started an ARG “Deepwell” based on the Site-17 Deepwell canon, the purpose of this document is archiving the found passwords on the deepwellaccess terminal. ACT categor...
The deep well is deep?
Yeah I will just get my own sun to shine on the snow for me
pet the protogen 

Guys crazy lore idea but what if…789-j was canon
crazy screenshot
A ghost that talks when u.poo crazy
"Failure is not an option."
I killed a naked player who was doing tasks by accident 🥀
But players like this we call them Hurensöhne
What was bros mission sitting at exit when he couldve escaped
Fuckass bullet ricochetted too
Indeed
Crazy
How rich have you to be to afford tier 4 patreon to hubert Mozska
I HATE NOSEBLEEDS
I lost like an liter of blood this week ony
You know what would be a funny prank to do on a cocaine addict?
You swap out his coke lines for cinnamon and dye it white so when they take a sniff they start coughing their soul out
Just do it with powdered sugar
They won't cough as much
Spares you extra dye work tho
My accusers or random indian hacker, no between
holy yt comments moment
@true sky did you finish DLTB yet?
Guys, i have an old pc, a 2015 imac and idk why (i think bc my pc is old) when i turn on scp sl with the lowest settings i see the map totally black, or just i dont see it and gui’s are persistent, how do i fix this
What GPU does it have?
If its an old mac, it might be using integrated Intel Graphics
Which are specifically unsupported
no way
buy a new one
the only sure way✊️
2015 imac screams igpu
mine
Nice of you to lend a GPU. You reckon you can give anything better than an old 2015 iGPU?
DONT PISS ON HIM
Last time I went back it was already pissed on, probably a lot of times.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who's barry
its a series
You know what. Typical.
Did the us servers just commit sucide or what
steam maintenance its tuesday
yes they are all gone
every tuesday steam does a maintenance SL servers die during that time
they will be back soon don't worry
Alr
Dih blud
not only SL
any games that use steam auth
also hii Jovix!!!
hi alex :'D
😂
How are you doing?
i'm doing good
in the past month i have been working on some cool project
❤️
its a psx horror/slasher game
its easy for me to do since i'm not that good at modeling
and asking people for help isn't gonna be good since most of them are busy and don't have time
What about Duskveil
rip
duskveil was a huge game anyways
the game i'm working on now is a psx game so its much easier for me to make models
i even started learning some blender animation so i can pose weapons now
yeah i can do that in unity directly
thanks sigma
I'm guessing that the Noise label will be for for a noise bar so some sort of these "be quiet" games which use your mic?
no its a player general noise
like this game
I forgot the name but you get it what i meant
yeah i had t his idea for bars as well
i scrapped it earlier
but i'm gonna still upgrade the visuals
Will you add the players microphone sound please 
yeah i'm gonna add it to the list
hello unity engine
will do :'D
what are you making in unity engine jovix televisual
a horror/slasher game
Dead by daylight 2
SCP:SL Unreal Engine
what are you currently working on in your horror/slasher game in unity engine?
nope
i'm fixing bugs and adding more features
i'm thinking of making it multiplayer whenever it launches on steam
ew
i have a very unique multiplayer idea for it
Make it quadroplayer
jovix is making friend slop
exactly
moooods
i still have source code for SCPSL legacy
mooods jovix is making friend slop
i have engine access
over there i made a proximity voice chat system
making prox chat work when you have the voice chat system already is not that hard i bet
just put an audio source onto the player and make it attenuate with distance from the camera
yeah i did that in legacy
wdym legacy
your project has a legacy branch that you develop in?
damn
man im just over here trying to make my own very simple enemy ai system
actually, im not
i finished
just make it directly follow the user and ignore walls

yeah thats kinda what it does
LMAO
scp sl legacy
i basically made a copy of scpsl that looks like SL
its slightly more advanced than just follow player and ignore walls
i also made this in like two days
oh no orhu you are cooked
and dont have pathfinding set up with the tile system
By ignore walls i meant go throught them and have no colliders 
oh thats okay
it was also doing that for a little bit
i built it on top of a script i made to control npcs during cutscenes
and since i didnt want npcs to get caught on walls or push the player around or any of that stuff, I would turn their colliders off when they moved
however if i do that, enemies wont collide with walls
or the player
which is kinda important
cuz like
if they dont collide with the player, then they cant do the whole thing they're kinda there to do
which is collide with the player
i also recently learned that i am a colossal idiot
for some reason, i was under the impression that I could not input audio clips as parameters in animation events
and so i made a whole bunch of scripts to play sounds in different circumstances
and then a few days ago
im fucking around with an animation and i notice that there is a field for me to put an audio clip
and I go "oh cool, how long has that been there"
turns out
the whole fucking time
:)
so now i have a bunch of game objects with an extra unnecessary script on them that i should probably get rid of, but I cannot be bothered to go through the whole project and find every one of them
heh
Would you rather it'd be boyfriend asmr?
☠️
on spotify? no way
I'd look but I don't want my feed ajusted to that
my hoodie keeps scrolling the volume wheel on the back of my headphones
:(
what gives
scroll with hoodie
link?
I'm joking btw

NO
I mean....
@sick socket look at this peak i got
4 frames per minute
What is bro's content?
Putter
damn
no
mhm
Mines better
Doesn't look like it
depressive songs
lets see
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bwa
F
theyre almost all russian 😭
!rep @naive imp
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ah damn
u really look like someone english 😭
wdym
i lowk assumed u were british
now i know

rainworld
snail simulator
whats that supposed to mean 😭
W
i would send a cat gif but i have no embed perms 😔
get lvl for embed perms
Level 10
damn
when does christmas event end
not yet
When does the Christmas event end?
Oh someone just asked lma

okay cool i still have time for shenanigans
Someone pls delete snow from existence
Hello boring people
gawd DAMN
why so long lmao
We have a mid update patch releasing tomorrow, so we're extending the update to give people the chance to experience it!
no buffs to 939 against mingoes is criminal
oh shit this is peak
do we get to know whats in the update or will we have to wait 
we get to know that 2 more warheads have been added!
You almost as slow as @vestal crown haha
buff the entire game by deleting it
What.
what

where'd you find that
the stained change for people revived by 1509 is incredibly strange
We release this information slightly early to server hosts to help them prepare for updates before they happen
how often does that specific situation happen to warrant that mechanic lol
Wait yeah what i thought that was flamingos for a second but huh
serverhost privilege 
unless that’s a typo and it is supposed to be 1507
I swear it was 1507
Holy shit
Did i got lucky
I scammed roblox
I bought 80 robux 3 times
But it didn't took my money from account for 3rd purchase
Shoemaker 💔
so if i host a server i get free pre updates
not free
where'd you get that idea from
Only server build and it's like 1/2 days before others
its only for you to update the server
aw man
-# (joke btw)
I don't think It's open 24/7
but don't take my word for it
I genuinely don't know
awa
not to be confused with the guy that dated a ... nvm
Lmao
how u been doing
imagine
maybe if i finish my programming major and actually learn how to code shi good i couild make some funny stuff
or at least just the pre-season test atp
i got 2 week left before my aerospace intern work
for redbull and northrop
almost 2 month vacation boutta end for me
🥀
no more daily drinking and gym
thinking working for Northrop vs actually working at northrop

chat when is scp 012 being re-added
👀
we skipping 22-25?
uhuh
Hi everyone what's youre plans for today m?
@orchid kraken @upper raven
can't wait to see homelander die in season 5
Hehehehehhehe
True
there is some recrutation to become helper that reports mistakes in game?
!qa
helper role is gone
i mean

bro i mean contributor
why is bro trying to be smart
you can apply #job-listings
idk some years ago someone gave me this nick lol
ok this sucks
i saw that coming from a mile away

thanks
🤖
shut tf up bro 😭
also for the people who suggested this game to him, THANK YOU! 🥹
He suppposed to be in the 2nd FNAF movie
Plot twist: this is how FNAF actually began 😭🥹
Hi
Hi!
Meow
hello everyone!
Hello sir
dih blud
bro thinks life is peaches and beans
mf ready to break some balls
@true sky if you laugh you go to kentucky (project zomboid edition)
btw have you played project france?
yeah
spidih eeyeih lamdih
lambdih is crazy
Die
Goo goo babies
hello
that fucking helmet
SAVED ME FROM HEADSHOT DEADASS
bullet ricochetted leaving my head with tremor
thank god i took shit ton of meds with cuz i was bleeding as hell
@true sky rate the fit
The other one was cooler
john military guy
This juggernaut fit?
Yes
I cant lie the armor literally saved me from multiple people at once
2v1 situation was probably good example, one of his buddy i killed headshot, other just flanked me, i was laying downx he couldve just one tapped me but bullet ricochetted, armor absorbed some
Both of us shot atleast 1 or 2 mags at each other, both of hs retreated, i had surgical kit and healed myself, and i was waiting for him to come out, later when i pushed him, he turns out died from bloodloss
I feel like first one is good for sniping areas while other is good in narrow halls, i should swap their guns
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Sorry boss a 556 to face will make u p ugly
U should wear Takilla helm
For the drip
No shit any bullet gonna make me ugly, i dont have facewear
Yet
I could've killed partizan last raid but i chose to ignore him, i didnt have supressor for sniper either
Rush killa with a knife
Dude with x2.5 HP as regular player, aimbot and Ak with 5th lvl penetration ammo, no thanks
I guess
ts cat a fucking idiot
Northwood when southrock pulls up
who
Asked?
no
sleeper agent phrase being diddy blud
unironically how the CIA would recruit gen Z as sleeper agents
not even kidding
just like how the current CIA head laughed at 67 on an official press confrence
the brainrot has gotten to them
what if that was activating his sleeper agent
that could have been his code
is there any context where someone would hear "spider, eye, lamb"
all i could think of is in minecraft 
Merry Christmas everyone
Guys, do you want to send me your SCP object that you came up with or not?? I'll probably post it on the SCP website later
Burger than is sentient and is in immense pain when you eat it and makes people really wanna eat it through like mind control it can’t control, it regenerates every day if fully devoured
Idk
I came up with this in 4 seconds
What in the russian is going on here
If this is my first SCP object in general, don't judge strictly
...interesting, but okay
I feel like im distancing from this community
u should
Sentient burger sounds like it already is a -J scp
wiki is aids to even get a post on though
Evil burger
I just met the smiling friends on Kings US East 1, allen and charlie
Hey does anyone know why when I try to play scp : sl it keeps saying connection failure?
Goo goo babies 
you deserve it
You have no idea who I am so how could you come to that conclusion?
look at ya
Well then I should be a V.I.P
Because I definitely deserve to play but I already deleted the shit game
lmao
go meditate and try again
Says the random saying I don’t deserve to play
How’s my ego bigger then someone who thinks they make the rules
I've already reach nirvana
convert to buddhism and try again
😬
I’m good

Later though I’m leaving the sever because the game is broken and the server sucks
Hey,
Steam is having its "maintenance day" SL might be affected by it, but restart your game.
Restarting your game could fix it
damn he left
fuck
Hi chat
hi
Fbiii
yo
to appeal a ban for this discord for a firend what he need to do?
Discord ban?
yeah
he got baned in this server
It's alright!
dude kingsplayground mods are the funniest mfs alive
I called this guy "sexual frustrated" due to him being overly stirct on people, just to get pulled into a mod sit and have this guy sit here sounding so pissed off saying "W... We... Well why dont you look at yourself in the mirror!"
I laughed so fucking hardd
LOL
is this a SL server
Like 3 guys got pulled in there for making the slightest sex joke in the span of like 10 minutes
They werent being overly racist or harmful, they were literally just saying the least bit of banter
For a friend, yeah

Kingsplayground needs to fire some staff, this guy was like an admin
its true💀
they have an over population of people who just get mod to feel the slightest bit better for themselves, because then again, they're sexual frustrated
You can join their discord and make a ticket regarding it
under management i think?? the server invite is here, #partnered-servers message









