#general-chat
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Damn imagine the doctor is about to give me my first born child but gives it to Expedition 33

Take a stand and don't you blink at all, or 'round your head shall fall.
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Hi chat
Halo Alex
are there suggestions for ideas in this server?
one of those would probably be stolen from my toolbox within 5 minutes
We pretty much only use Stahlwille and WERA at work
wrong side

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No access
Took ya bloody long enough
Whoops
What is a good under 700$ PC to play sl on
Fym whoops
Wera is goog too
Oh my god I'm going to crash out
Hai
I5-6600k and gtx 1050ti gets 60 fps constant on very high
Goo goo babies
How does getting hit by a jailbird blind you while your playing dog
I already own it
Because.... It can do that?








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level 0's when it comes to spam the most random sl emojis ever
Winter winter winter
max levels when it comes to be chronically online

project peakoid
how is scp sl making money all servers are dead lol 💀
Pakatoid
servers aren't dead, also only source of income is patreon and partnership stuff like makeship
You are probably looking at the wrong region at the wrong time
Make scp sl paid
50 bucks per month subscription
its almost midnight and im looking at european servers
i lost track of time during holidays
Well we got an anwser then
good idea, lets make it $60, youll also need a monthly subscription to access online servers
Deal
Update when the devs feels like it
dlc to play as one specefic class
Each gun is separate dlc
thats what roblox sl does 
Huuuhhhh
And I still wouldnt get my TS pizza
lock the fuck in
Should have been project zomboid
dw ill fund it
Expedition 33
Is it a dream...
Northwood running on leafs
i might actually destroy someone if e33 gets another award
KCD2
I wasn't happy, either
im kinda surprised no im not a human made it to finals for outstanding story
voted for dispatch though
they NEED something man
Yeah, but at least Silksong won the "best adventure game" award!
What the fuck man? I was looking on steam store to buy smth with my 0.4 dollar wallet
Gift pls
Not tuff
dont dice my boy bbean
I miss 012
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I don't even know how but I had a conversation in a Roblox Shooter Game end up talking about age of consent
...I mean it's Roblox sooooo
They have, odd standards with that sort of thing
In Italy it's 14
13 if both parties are under 18 and at least one above 14
Yes
Austria is 14 aswell and its weird tbh
You're barely alive at 14 bruh
I think when i was 14 i had the roleplay phase lmao
Also this gun in tarkov is a beast
Found some ammo for it has 5armor pen capabilities
p3do
@gaunt talon big if true
Fighting 2 medic dozers was cancer
I can imagine
Yknow payday 2 is made in an engine for a racing game
Therefore payday 2 is a racing game
therefore payday 2 players are racists
wasn’t there driving in payday in only 1 heist?
goat simulator
awful heist but it's in there
and meltdown
I only have the legacy edition so I can't speak on ultimate edition
So youre saying youre a racist
i knew it
Hattori do you know what the greatest show ever made is
adventure time…?
Goat simulator, meltdown, car shop, hostile takeover, aftershock
All other shows are inferior to adventure time
duh, I love racing cars
Join the same server as them
yea but can we not have a server with just us
If you're wanting to play on a private server, and you're on the same wifi network, you can use a Dedicated Server - check your steam library
btw do you know if payday 3 is worth buying on this sale? i know the game is not good but is it even playable
You... want to play 2 player sl?
yes
That sounds terrible
how do we do it
we arent
You might be able to use Hamachi, I think.
Also, #technical-support
Not really
There isn't much content
Ngl still feel cheated having bought it on launch
damn you got scammed
Truly
I bought the game twice
Have they even put out new content for it
Idk why the fuck they redid the progression system and junk when truly all they needed to do was create 1 game's worth of new content
Hell they could've just ported pd2 over to a better engine and nobody would've minded
it is just sad considering how iconic payday 2 was
Really
Although pd2 is very slightly tainted by having that YouTuber collab with people who have never played the game probably and just wanted money
Skill 2.0 and armor 2.0
What does that mean
They reworked the skill tree and armor system
Oh also all the racists
Wow so cool....
And yet pd2 is still better
At both of those things
Still not worth the 5 billion gigs of storage
Still want no mercy in payday 3
Or however much
70 gbs
I think one of my friends did that
Back in high school
Seems like a decade-long commitment
I just do achievements
I completed all of the heists dsod solo
Other than goat sim and lab rats
Those are almost impossible without a team
Fardo you know thats an average of 1 achievement every 6 minutes right
Yes
And I know like 800 of them are dumb challenges
Only one
I have the 100% on the console version
50 hours
But it has less achievements
That cant have nearly as many achievements though
i have 286 achievements in 400 hours 😭
Similar
I mean one of the achievements is getting to max level which takes a ton of time
Yknow
Unless you're cheating
Are you cheating fardo?
Do you use... mods
Well have fun grinding for 2k hours or whatever to hit max infamy
Some people focus on fun rather than achievements
i was like 9 when i played lol
i had a stack of 20 years olds
they called me the best doc oat 😭✌🏻
it takes stupid amount of time even with optimized strategy
You only have 4 perfect games on steam and one of them is cs2
And you dont even have isaac
Real achievement hunters have isaac
I got lazier on thropy hunting since I switched to pc
Skill issue
btw SupFardo just from the vibes you give i thought you were really casual
i was even surprised you are in slc discord
and asking me about what boot.config does
Ite the configuration of your boots
Most people have one boot for their left foot and one boot for their right boot
I can't believe this
This hurts to watch
hopw can i play the early access for the Christmas update?
You can't
oh
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Content creators and NW Staff got access
oh what happens if i get tier 4 zone manger what can i do with that lol
i read it but im slow
teasers
more so teasers and other updates
niceeee
does zone manager give access to playable updates??
only x.0 updates
usually
idk sometimes they get bored and test a random update
I like how NW Just does random shit for no apparent reason jus cuz
must be huberts doing
with zone manager?
ye
how can i test the updates?
through the patreon hub when it gets annouced
ah okay so i need to wait for the announcement
this update is only content creators and northwood
first time donating to pateon so idk how Patreon works
just peep the suggestions and contributor channels
@hoary flume @hoary flume @hoary flume @hoary flume @hoary flume @hoary flume
Why did you spam ping this person
we are friends
Fair enough
your bio makes me sad
TAKE THESE STRAPS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN
bruh
Guys adventure time is so good
true
@past dune
we must depose of denty
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hello chat
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Hey
@hoary flume lets play sl
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peak
Diagonal plen
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i am tired
a lot of things today?
eh not at all actually
just trying to work on a document ive been cooking up
its really basic, just describing the habits of a few folks i know
and I want to do it but i feel like the motivation is just not there
im trying to work despite that but writing this feels exhausting
writing 15 "brief" 5 paragraph descriptions and i've got 4 left
but those 4 are gonna be the most complex
or at least some of the most complex
already looking at 5300 words
wow that's a lotta words
tbh, wanting to do something but lacking the motivation is so relatable rn
I just lack the sustainability to keep on doing it 😭
Is this a document related to your work/assignment btw?
i know i shouldnt force myself here but ive been working on this on and off the past 3 days i want it done
nope
pene
to keep it vague for personal reasons, my bf wants to work on something based off some folks i know, thing is, he doesnt know them, and its not exactly feasible to introduce him to them rn, so im writing what i can about them so he can at least get a vibe
:(
yeah, some details on that are kinda smudged cause again, privacy, but thats the best way i can put it
no worries!
hope you can finish that doc soon tho :D
you have a good one too
and yeah, heres hoping
thanks though :)
hey can you not flood my notifs by reacting to message
oke
thanks
No.
hello alex
id rather brush my teeth with cow shit than play 079

Hiiii!
There's a fricking ice on the pathway and I literally fell and went 3 meters on my ass
😭
Im finee
Wasn't expecting that 5 seconds after leaving the house
Could have slided to the end 
./loa submit 30d Cassette told me to run on Ice

I might be stupid but not that bad
Vibe

WHY IS IT SO FOGGY
Silent hill type shit
fr
good luck solider
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You can give a rep!
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goated blicky
There's a world debuff currently going on
It's -40% render distance
And +20% terrain risk
Do the statuses stack with multipliers or is it additive
Yeeeeepppppeeeeee
It’s over for me
Blowing my brains out is probably not the right answer
Anyhow, had a 'fun' chat yesterday. Someones account got hijacked and spammed an entire server with scam ads of mr beast giving away 2500 on some betting sites. Told the scammer to kill themselves. Woke up to a fun message.
womp womp
Dude joined the server hours after it, dropped the message and left again. What a guy lmao.
Worded it as if i wish death upon a child, while not even bothering to backread the entire discussion 
Destroy the child
ong
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Nah but fr. I hope scammers just off themselves
Morning
Now kiss
@tough tapir
Hi
What is that
They're right, SL would never do that to them
@rancid dome writing my second calculus exam in 30 mins
I already finished the first one (also today)
2 calculus exams in one day :(
ye
from 8:00 - 9:40 then 10:00 - 11:40
then I'll go to a diff building to take my electronics exam
what a beautiful day
full function analysis and integrating
icic
so I'm playing on hard mode
I'd have likely failed anyways
Is that the one in blue or red?
red, right? cuz that's a kink
and blue is a bit of braking
Should be red if the perspective isnt messing with me
Ya
Why is my ping on Australia servers so bad now, I used to have 90ms now 190ms
Ts is what i woke up to
Damn wtf???
New pfp again
Bro went viral
New calculus, new pfp
Ts the clip
Wtf 💀
It already emptied itself before getting out of the house
does anyone know when christmas update is coming out
helo chat
Do you want me to copy the definiton?
!christmas
The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.
Tomorrow
Is the New Year's update really coming tomorrow?
No tomorrow is easter
When is the New Year's update?
At new years presumably
Heck no
But I'll change to another pfp ;)
What update is coming tomorrow?
Oh damn
Xmas
Oh thats a brave one
Wdym a brave one
So, will I get the achievement from Steam if I play tomorrow?
Yes mr che ❤️🩹
And I can't celebrate Christmas.
Me too mr che its just a digital achievement
No, I don't normally celebrate Christmas anyway; I don't belong to any religion that includes Christmas.
The whole face and zoom in part
I'll wait for tomorrow's update and then go to school.
I guess I could always find a better one, right? :p
What should I do to get the "chaos rebel" label?
where i can find keycodes list for binding commands?
Do you have Teto pictures
Nope
Yes.
And thy punishment...
Is death.
Goo goo babies
NEVERRRR

I'm 1 cent off
nah
Rip
!christmas
The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.
If I get dual 5090s 128 gb of ram a ryzen 9800X3D and a 700 dollar cooler system can I have 200 fps in SCP SL?
can get that with much less lol
Gulp
Messed up*
Not tuff
How...
What the hell is going on with your coathangers
Goo goo babies
Boo boo gagies
Smash next question
Smash next question
What is going on here
Hmmmm
Wait what
Wait wait wait wait

You fucked up lmao
cannot believe he was this kinda person
Sent to diddy prison
dude's prob on the files
Horse of Judgment
Are you digging in your buh twin
I think the lesson here is don't say smash towards any female you see
your lawyer better be someone like Saul Goodman
Saul @polar spade
yea him
I saw it coming

Eh youll do ig
The second I read Saul… I knew it was coming
Did you even go to law school?
University of American Samoa
So we have Goodman, then Badman
Good enough ig
We don’t speak of bad Man
When are we getting the gender switch episode
the what
We already had Bad Woman a while ago
Fuck
Now we just need a Goodeman
Every TV animation series needs to have an episode where at least one of the characters switches gender for the sake of the plot, leading to an unexpected awakening by a portion of the audience
IE Johnny Test
Whaddahell
That was a weird episode
...what?
What a bloody warrior!
This scene lives rent free inside my head
Noooooo not malaysia
Oh yeah
Better them than an important country 
I remember RussianBadger mentioning it in his Payday series
Understatement of the year
oh man now I feel missed out being forced to watch dubbed version on TV :(
but I do remember watching that for some time
Neumi why do you keep changing pfps every few hours
I know some people who do that
I actually kinda of forgot they made a new version
every time I do it, I get paid a certain amount
I only change my pfp for Halloween and Christmas
I change mike very rarely
Otherwise I keep the same pfp I’ve had for i think 7 years now
For now it's Watcher
I change my pfp once every 2 years
Fucks sake
do you wanna risk being sent to prison
Do not the horse

Nah i was thinking about it but like....do i wanna-nahhhhh hmmmm maybe? Nahhh nah no nuh uh
Self control is a powerful thing
guys I think we found the ig reel doomscroller
only cygames is allowed to do it

and basically artists... that dont @ the horse owner
I'm worried
you do know the story behind that sentence you said right xD
No I don't consume the Uma stuff
Nah imma just kms ill see yall later
Someone drew one of the uma's r34 and @ that horse's owner on x or sum shit
💀 💀
Good Lord above
It's bound to happen, especially that rule of the internet
people are just fucking stupid beyond believe sometimes

does anyone know why my game keeps crashing on 90% when joining a server?
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no
I don't know
.
dot
super markets are even worse
I am in one atm
Some shopping for tomorrow
stab someone if you have to froogy
don't let them consume you
0
where can i ask about local server hosting issues?
nowhere
all my homies hate ai
the way to get rid of ai is by being a cool server hoster like me
where can i ask about dedicated server hosting issues?
ty
np
No need to, just saw some kid run into a wall
Day better
Especially before a long weekend or a Feiertag
People shopping as if they're preparing for apocalypse
Hello, check #technical-support
More like a.. "double confirmation"
guys im trying to solve that problem in like a 10th time
and the most fun part is that EVERY my friend can host server on their computers without any problem
why always me
Our Techwiki should provide the necessary fix, but if any of these solutions didn't work for you - please create a ticket
"An unknown error occurred"
are you using the dedicated tool?
yeah
wdym
screenshot
If you ever feel dumb just remember people who accused me of grooming used the edit with gooner bait intro i reposted once against me as proof i did something bad
If you ever feel dumb just remember i was micro doxxed by some anonymous wannabe's because they didnt like my art when i only just started
what
if you ever feel dumb remember people say shit like this in the general chat of a discord server
If you feel dumb feel dumb if you feel if you ever feel dumb if you feel dumb if you feel dumb and dumb if you feel and dumb
ts so unc
if you ever feel dumb, that’s because you are
Hey what's y'all recap on anime in Crunchyroll
hello big mouth billy bass motion and button activated wall mounted singing bass
@true sky
Thank you discord
Surely Guppiere would miss if you didnt send it twice
Time
time, dr freeman
Mid
@rancid dome wassup
whrs the game config
or set graphic api without starting game
dx12 crush my game
😭
hallo people :D
My head hurt
Nasa Playstation
hello
Wazzup
not much, you?
!christmas
The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.


If you ever feel dumb just remember people who accused me of grooming used the edit with gooner bait intro i reposted once against me as proof i did something bad
Weird thing to randomly bring up ngl
@prisma pendant @rancid dome @meager jay
thought it was funny because it was brought up for absolutely no reason
😭
it isnt about me
Whar
i mean i guess bro
wtf did u do
i know
deadass lazy as hell but i still have
my collab part to finish
today is deadline
and my little brother should stop joining random group chats on steam
everytime i launch in i see atleast 3 new groups
You guys share an account?
have to
cant you guys just do steam family
like the thing where you share your games
That's what I'm thinking
only if it was this easy to do with a spoiled brother
bro seeing peak view in peak game
How old is he
11
Ah
Idk, if I were you I'd make him a separate account and have every game family shared
How old are you again..
i was banned on atlesat 3 different sl servers because he thought it would be funny to say nword there
Yeah nah definitely make him a separate account
You're 19, your parents cant force you to share it
their roof their rules
They should be happy you're willing to share with steam family
they have "my child, my slave" type of mentality bruh
The account isnt under their roof
you are
this is probably dumbest shit a perosn can say
no they are
no it isnt
deal with it
its not like i asked them to make me come to world and then have roof on top of me with their rules
youre 19 you're completely allowed to be on your own you can leave whenever
you continue to live there you continue to follow rules
if it was this easy
idk man u cant ragebait me either
some things aren't easy
My brother isnt as bad but still pretty spoilt. Though I can scare my parents into stopping him from playing online games by telling them ghost stories about predators and bad actors and how the internet is not a safe place
then stop ranting in chat ion care
"ion care"
continues to chat with me
idk man
am i supposed to leave u on seen
well u can
Yes
ur not 19 are u
im not pulling my id for you lebronsky
did i ask for it??
Imagine being 19. So old
are you willing to use brain
hitting unc status
close enough
No Cassie command for Christmas update?
!christmas
The Christmas Clutter, SCP-1507 and other Christmas features will release in a dedicated update on <t:1766260800:F>/<t:1766260800:R>.
atleast 100 people used it in past days
We don't have slash commands
cassie is outdated af
So how come you cant convince your brother to have his own steam account. Can’t you try to sell it like you get your own achievements and customisation plus personalisation of his games
My brother is spoilt but Ive learnt to be a master manipulator and convince him to do what I want
i did try the steam family, he yet again keeps logging to my account, only if u could set a password
he plays sl sometimes on his fav server
You could change your password
i sometimes just do back what he does so he knows how it feels and then he stops
11 yo and playing SL. Surely you can make a case to your parents that he’s not old enough right
!rep
hopefully ur brother makes that 4 servers
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ok
Steam EULA is atleast 13+ iirc
Might be 16+ now
in some countries i assume
cuz media changed to 16+
not 13+ anymore
Might wanna tell that to your parents
iirc its hard to prove since you have to parent permission to make an account
He shouldnt even have access to a computer
i forgot tho
Australia, the most known country banning social media under 16 yo, doesnt ban game platforms including Roblox
Though they do require age verification for a lot of features like VC and the like
also is your responsibility on whos on your account
think thats most known rule
the repo was previously opened by him
you should kill him
Use his spoiltness to your advantage and manipulate him to convince your parents to get you stuff you want
Not that I have ever done such a thing
(Me subtly pointing out the nearby Macca’s to my brother on the car ride)
love sfm particles which just keeps going despite there no need already
I think the best course of action would be to change the account password, and make a steam family
SFM moment
stier i get your point but you really cant judge his situation
it might be difficult to get out of
prolly ragebaiting or sum
dude just shut up😭
running your mouth about sharing your steam account for a good 30 minutes
MUSIC ON THIS LINK—https://boosty.to/sounddamage/posts/01519cd0-196e-48c5-a258-3f1025cecc1c?share=post_link
I created the music for the EFT ending in the Geneburn style. I think BSG missed a lot by not including its main theme at that point, so I created my own soundtrack.
I want to create a soundtrack for every ending.
Thanks @malrods for ...
couldve just ignored as you already stated but refused to
youre talking about me so im gonna respond
come on twin, we must escape tarkov
You do know that it doesn’t matter if it is their home or not when it comes to steam accounts, right? Like that is his, right?
Like he is responsible for it
how does me saying no have anything to do with that
No your entire convo with him
That doesn’t matter when he made that account you understand that right. If his brother uses cheats he will still get banned for that.
pc bought and set up entirely by me
phone also bought by me
Regardless of anything
Alright I think it's best if we just leave the topic alone :). I didn't think this could be turned into a harmful discussion but we're steering that way so, enough said.
well, change the password and dont say anything
@prisma pendant @cinder sapphire @orchid kraken
if they cofront you fight
youre one who started being dickhead btw
Like I said
thank fucking god
aight
Thank you
wahh wahhh i have to a share a steam account
there we go
last words
Stier
last words
Enough
Last words should've been before my message, not after
I believe that everyone is capable of comprehending stuff without the need of warns
absolutely hilarious
Nah
Why are you keep talking about it
If you're looking for a more scp type discussion #scp-discussion is the right place (most of the time)
Here, whatever goes as long as it follows the rules and isn't disruptive/drama
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waaaa
ill batter ur head in young buck
Maid work
you both maids
lol
Can we bring back the maid randomizer 
Ya have Auro and ancient on there. And peri




