#general-chat
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!Andimal
Cassie
!cassie
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Of course it comes back online for this
!So call me eybi
ya
gotta bring back the !maid
I want a cc 
!Andimal
no EU apps :((
!Andimal
@tough tapir
will get pinged
finally again
!Ancient
skill issue
!Hubert Moszka
it does NOT work
!Hubert
!SnowyAlex
Lucid can I get my own cc
I could post something so .... embarrassing for him tbch
I was thinking of it
you are going into the sun
that is you outdated
nay thee
with your soulmate the emperor
this is more like you
ya
that's your wife tho
nah that is you
he looks like someone who sells some high quality crabs
like timeless
spc
"please manager play lobotomy corp normally!!!"
my silly goober named Tasha after 4 days straight of parasite-tree only work
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What
The roles has turned
when controller support
I honestly wonder what this statue is for. It def could be any fantasy setting but doom or diablo.
considering no orcs
i feel like its something related to a fromsoft IP
scorn I doubt it. This is gaining too much attention and scorn .... ya
it is def a big time game
that is for sure
ya. It could also be larian studios. Considering. It could be project red. Bethesda. Or a new ip from a big studio. It better not be elder scrolls online thing.
tho
i do think its a fromsoft ip cus there were leaks they were working on a new ip
I doubt it is fromsoft personally. Considering I have a good feel for that studio considering they tend to use a certain source material a lot. And that doesnt look like from software. Even things like bloodborne, dark souls, elden ring, etc.... Ya. I have my doubts.
plus this isnt really their style marketing wise. Could be but I have my doubts.
and not even king field had this
rise of kingdoms with 10 bilion power
Only 10 billion? I have 10 trillion
it looks a lot like a vaermina statue from elder scrolls online
ya. It really does. A lot of people think it is elder scrolls related.
that is the more popular theory.
It could be dnd related as well
considering
larian
love how people are saying it could be a ES6 shadow drop despite the fact todd howard literally has said he hopes gta6 releases before it
hello friends
Hi Shodster
i thought it was already confirmed it wasn't that?
same, but the vaermina discussion has made me realize how cool a story centered on her would be
playing lob corp and i'm about to beat the mission where you don't let any meltdowns occur
i missed a single fucking one
AURO!!!

a lot of people dont believe them. Which they could be lying to not kill the hype.

Again I doubt it but ya
ya it would be
Thief
I hope it is
im eating grapes and getting a stomache from them but they taste so good
Yes
A small price to pay
hi alex!
Typical Alec
Hi Shoddy!
Alex you mf
Alec!!
Sho-
ddy
elder scrolls really need a cool story that makes you question what the devs were smoking again instead of the generic ones skyrim and oblivion had
I think literally everyone should own a modern Aroma Digital Rice cooker.
spoiler alert for tetris: they have blocks of different colors
Ya. I want a more weird story like morrowind again
hammerfall would still be weird
I heard that it could also be in valenwood as well
well i just got man_preg reacted looks like i have to be sad now :(
Which with everything going on in that neck of the woods
imagine if its valenwood and you get a bounty for eating fruit
ya
also valenwood has the monkey people
No no
let us be monkey
but knowing bethesda is probably going to be even less of a rpg than skyrim again
spcsl micro update dedicated server
their games progressively gives us less and less player freedom
Nope
True. But ya. I hope it is related to Vaermina, Hermaeus Mora, or Apocrypha. The next elders scrolls. I want more morrowind/ shiverling isles/ etc... content. It has as much content as oblivion if not more. And ya.
Then who
S&C manager
Goo goo babies
WHY THE FUCK DID I END THE DAY IN LOBOTOMY CORP
Discord Overseer
ggs literally ALL of the fucking good agents died
Why in this server and wtf is S&C manager
Look it up 
Basically the head of the team that deals with people that violate the CSG and or the EULA
Why strength and conditioning manager
Safety and Compliance
oh
gets eaten
Can't Hubert do that though?
Hubert is working on the game
I really doubt Hubert would want to deal with that
It's not really his job
Even if you deny Admin to the team he can bypass it
Wdym
He has global admin
Yes but they have those people so they won't have to do those jobs.
So do S&C members
Bruh
Hubert can do those jobs but that doesn't mean he wants to and it's his responsibility
Can you ban hubert though?
yes but you realize that hubert is busy with the game and not the discord server. So I dont get your point. This is true for any game server @wintry wyvern
Or ignore my anwsers I guess
Hubert can be banned but he will be angry
Or is that against vsr

Well you can ban him
He is able to bypass it though
Well if you put in the server we reserve the right to ban anyone for any reason then what will he do
Jokes on you, I can too
Chat boring
Bypass it
Time to play goo goo babies
Then what if you ban him with cedmod plugin?
Have fun i guess
Why do you want to know so bad
this is all well and good but the convo should be about waterloo
Caused some type of wierd neck pain
Overstrained vein
that is the real convo we should be having
Humans should be nerfed to 10hp
unfortunately all you get is me ranting about lobotomy corporation
Did you steal my image 
most people here dont play the game. Your best bet is #scp-discussion
btw
no..
anymore
As everyone should
Why do you want me to mute you
:(
Is it a weird fetish thing
I am just asking what you think of waterloo
smh
why do you have a issue with waterloo
You stole my image
The station is ass
ya I heard that
I don't want to lose this addiction tho
too bad. They are also then going to ban the outdated machine known as ancient
he needs to sweep
I had burger today at work
There we go
you what…
What kind of borbar
Does it have bread?
A...
thanks
im going to inhale a ton of fent now
a literal ton
1000kg ton
2000lbs ton
wow
thats a ton!
get it?
haha..
bc its a lot so its a ton
but its like.. actually a ton..
GET OUT-
IM SO TUFF BOIII🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Should I start giving reputation points
Is it good for anything
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can you not joke about fent dude
Why is it that whenever I ask anything about reputation my question gets ignored
After asking it around 5 times I finally have an anwser
Christmas burger topped with Gouda and Camembert cheese on honey mustard mayonnaise and cranberry cream with wedges
Can I ask a question
Go ahead
I have a frog friend, and I got a gif from him
I want to know if you agree to that gif as a fellow frog
The frog I know is a shy one but a really nice one
Sounds familiar, I know one or two
He is from Australia
Oh then probably not
Yo guys
Sounds nice
When is the SCP Christmas update
We have women present
Anyone know
Better
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I think it's around when the birthday update comes
What’s the birthday update
That happens alongside the christmas update

I’m really out of the loop here, people of no specific ethnic origin or gender
No
oh mb
crazy
Answer a few questions to join /arch
The server admin will get back to you shortly after you submit.
who invited you?
Ok they finally got raid blocking well I mean
so surprised to see many linux users here
Guards in scpsl be like:
i wouldve switched if it werent for my nvidia card
import once again
Reason
Hateful Slurs or Symbols
Using hateful slurs, hate symbols, or hate group emblems without context or in a harmful manner.
Examples of violative conduct include, but are not limited to:
Insulting another person with a hateful slur on stream
Posting an ASCII representation of a hate symbol in chat
Uploading profile content that contains hateful slurs, hate symbols, or hate group emblems
this is subjective
dude what are you doing
i dont think these exact rules apply to SL
ive seen people say the most diabolical shit and next day theyre just as free lmao
joking about it can get you banned
in game
Rule 13 exists to prevent nerds from rule lawyering
Thats actually so useful man
What if you say like over half a miniute
when will be winter update?
W
no release date as of now but in between christmas and new years id think
thx
When christmas update
XD
@
What if you just don't say slurs at all?

these are the types of people that you just ignore and smile and nod at whatever they say
There's one sneak attack you can play to sound like n word
😭
sni
I'm not sure why the sneak sounds like n word but it does
sneak attack boom soundboard
@meager slate begin decontamination process please
I don't think we should just let people like that just say shit
again I dont understand how we come from talking about linux to slurs and rules to another discord back to slurs again
What about wake up swum?
your brain
deadass hahaha
wake up swum has tonnes of n word but like its hidden with the instrumental
I transcribed all the lyrics of that song painfully
If you intend to post slurs, you'll get removed from the race of the earth
Fucking autocorrect
Ok
No that's funnier
Holy shit
Why sneak attack boom a slur
from the race of earth
I dont understand how your brain works
sneak a
it is .... interesting
That's unironically an even better line
Why do you want to say slurs so damn bad, are you 10 years old?
race of the earth haha
I think there something else going on then age wise
personally
No surprise
Executed
yep someone I thought was eventually do something weird did something weird
It's a specific pattern
ya
I noticed a pattern where updates release on a day after another day. Extrapolating from this information, we can determine that the update will indeed be tomorrow
huh
im not interested
I swear to god half the times I open dc I just see this person muted 😭
Did you clean the mold?
Certified by who
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Thanks!
What's
Slugcat
Holy shit my players make the dumbest questions ever someone help
"why the flash bang does not blind me?"
"when I cook a grenade it does not explode please fix this"
(Now I'm wondering why this isn't a thing lmao)
Because it would be incredibly braindead easy to throw a cooked grenade into a group of enemies and instakill them if you knew they were coming instead of having to learn timings
Scps would get melted by grenades they have no chance of dodging or flashbangs they couldn’t have avoided
173 would be a complete joke
Having a fixed timer means you have to consider their positioning, the time it’ll take for people to reach you, and how you can try and hide them
going to ss this ty
Can anyone recommend a guide for self hosting, or link me an updated ptero egg? Pref modded, I haven't played since like 2019 lol
I use.. uhh one sec
there are chances I use an outdated one but SCP SL servers update on reboot iirc
this one works fine with labAPI or is is the same thing
yes
(which is NOT the one I shared)
perfect thanks
labAPI and exiled can work together
its def not the 32 bit overflow
holy shit year 2038 is coming soon
12 years is a p short time so many clocks will explode
Verify your clock
I eatid the peanut
Horrifying
Hi auro!!!

Omg!!! It's Uncle Jompo!!!
What

41 A.K (After Kirk) president donald glover initiates Order 67 to install cybernetic rizz enhancers into every american citizen
Hi!
Thats us in the background!!
So tiny that I didn't see
the monitor is small
Christmas update TODAY!
Youre lucky this time Alec

guys i got banned on northwood servers but none other and when i tried to appeal the ban it said i wasnt banned
and i did nothing too
i dont use a vpn and i didnt cheat
what do i do
@meager slate i need your help
@odd minnow
You only got banned on northwood officials?
!nwofficials
ty
You're welcome
I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Jolly NOW
Hello, why i pay for patreon scientist but patreon doesnt show me any new posts ever since 27 oct 2024
I dont know if this is the right place to ask but this is all i want to know
sorry for issue
🍪 cookies for you 🍪
and for you
goodnight g
patreon is just used for payment, actual patreon stuff is here https://patreon.scpslgame.com/
foresight
every time i join a server i get kicked
have you tried not doing that
What does the kick message say?
smt like turn off your vpn or make your account public i'm not really sure
true
Im so sick of my hbs bum ass girlfriend
I get he’s going through a cannon event, but every second pisses me the fuck off
That sounds like Cedmod
The kick message should give you instructions on what to do!
She’s, how do I put it? strange
she’s the type to yell out in the middle of class and be a fucking nuisance to everyone, she is a full on teenager and still talks about poppie playtime and cartoon cat
i'm not really good at english so i didn't really undrstand what the message said
I know she cant control the way she is but I still dont want anything to do with her
We’ve had to distance him from our group which sucks because we generally like having him around as a friend
how old is she
but he’s somewhat of a loser (tbh all of us are) but he hasnt realized that its okay to be lonely you just cant be desperate
15 I think, me and him are 16
dude she's 15 ofcurse she will be childish
I want her gone, I want him to snap outta it soon
Assuming it is cedmod, you can request a whitelist here:
https://cedmod.nl/altprevention
Request whitelists for the AltPrevention system here.
Its not childish, its like chris chan type stuff
stuff she should’ve grown out of at 10
and its not even the stuff she’s into
she’s just annoying and god awful to be around
One day a bunch of other girls were making fun of her and one of them accidently fell down and she let out this ear piecer screech
and we were at the same lunch table as her
We were associated with that
if she was just into stupid crap like that it wouldnt be an issue, its just her as a person
She’s a future lolcow
I will not be associated with gen beta’s chris chan
I cant stand it
just tell her
tell her what?
that shes annoying
bummer
I dont think you truly understand the type of person we’re dealing with
Its like those “quirky girls with anger issues” tiktoks but like 10 times worse
idk dude to me its sound like u guys taking it to serious just treat her like if she was autistic maybe she is@leaden silo
I still dont think you quite understand who we’re dealing with
She constantly yells out unfunny quips and shit in class
she is has this horrific ear grating laugh
she will make the most unfunny comments ever
we were talking about clash and someone mentions megaknight and she decided to say “Megaknight!?! That sounds like a type of rock!!!” followed by the same earbleeding laugh
We’ve already distances ourselves from her but I dont even think thats enough
we might have to start distancing from our hb because they’ve turned into that cringey ass couple that constantly PDAs in the halls
But I love my hb, I dont wanna lose him to chopped shyt
both r gay if u asked me
please help us
none of us use megaknight
we just mentioned it
i mean idk what to say tbh
but trust me u don't need to start some distance with your friend because of anybody
if he wasn't a bad friend i mean
think about it like this will happen for a while yk
he wasnt
Best way to deal with annoying people is just communicate less and less, be active and then be less active, either way they gonna forget abt you one day, basically average discord "friendship"
we arent friends with her, we’ve already distanced ourselves from her
Or best option, just switch country
Live somewhere else
i love this game
🧐
!rep
You need to wait 1 hour, 48 minutes, 18 seconds until you can give reputation again!
no. you gotta convince them that they never hung out with you and that they're weird and having a psychotic episode
How do I gain access to the game suggestions
become a patron
No actually tho
I'm being genuine
alternatively, you can post your suggestions on steam forums or reddit, but there's no guarantee devs will see it
Like actually
I gotta pay to have a voice about my opinions on the game
how dumb is NW U_U
it's a free game LMAO
your voice is actually $1 a month in this case
Discord suggestion: Don't make basic game suggestions paid-only
unfortunately your only alternative is to post on forums
On Steam?
Reddit is full of morons I highly doubt NW listens to reddit users which is actually a W move tbh
Ts I see on there is wild
evil candy comes from the steam forums
Point proven
Time to give a detailed and polite request for more audio sliders for certain parts of the game
cough ambience booster
I wanted to get Chicken Nuggets from McDonald's but I only have 3.02€ and I need 3.90€ :(
Let's see if NW will see that post now
I never make Steam posts so probably gonna get told off for something wrong on accident or smth
:/
nah the rules are really relaxed over there
Bomboclat chicken nuggets
Hii
Pink candy
Can I borrow 88 cents?
I mean you could
you should be fine 🙂 just make sure you use the right subforum
Ender is on steam forums a lot so he might take a look at it
meme is old 3 years
Who the hell is that
Yeah but they still need 5 billion rockets
We need za 5 bizzilion roketz
To bomb (insert political joke here im not allowed to repeat)
Slava ukraini
Awfully quiet round here
@sour wadi
🧌
allah ebat' tebya v rot
@regal helm @sour wadi Please keep it to English only!
Watch me whip watch me nay nay fellas
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Yip
No problem
🔥 🔥 🔥
you could say... deltarune tomorrow 
delta rune to day
wait its december 11
i cant read
Deltarune tomorrow
cant wait for all social media to be on fire for who deservers game of the year
cant wait for it to go on fire when half life 3 is announced 
I just thought about that
Hubert Moszka will announce 15.0 in the game awards
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Forgot to give my boy a rep
blow every dollar of northwoods funding to announce 15.0 
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Yay 💙 I hope you are doing okay mister grinch dino

ive been having horrible sleep problems lately 💔
Awee, i hope you will too, relax and rest!
I've been feeling high lately 💔
Tf they put in this medicine nowadays
Context?
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@silent wasp @crystal anvil @stone quiver @hearty scaffold
lettin the whole family know
is this the fŵè
e8e
No .
DON'T
if half life 3 is announced I will actually do my best to NOT die until i can play half life 3
ain't walking on a street
ain't climbing high up
must.. survive.. to play.. half life 3

NALEVO! TENK! 9 SATI!
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tboko harebo
Uhm
so real
what you do is drink 4 scp 207?
cold
Please rest!
@orchid kraken
me when im a prisoner of a gulag and then im forced to play russian roulette with my friend
MUSIC ON THIS LINK—https://boosty.to/sounddamage/posts/01519cd0-196e-48c5-a258-3f1025cecc1c?share=post_link
I created the music for the EFT ending in the Geneburn style. I think BSG missed a lot by not including its main theme at that point, so I created my own soundtrack.
I want to create a soundtrack for every ending.
Thanks @malrods for ...
@upper raven
When the Christmas update will come ?
when its christmas
24 December??
@orchid kraken
Tonight on Bottom Gait:
Rory loses his shoe, drags a poor rider along to get chin rubs and causes a roadside hazard.
C.G. Terrorises the stable mares after release therapy for her neck.
And Noddy removes the upper part of his stable door out of sheer spite
is this space station shit
Horses
oh
Irl
I had fun
you sure had fun
I can list the designations for Welsh Cobs
My dad works with horses but I don’t know much about them other than they like to eat grass or something like that
I rode an Icelandic horse once though that was fun
I generally deal with Welsh Cobs but today I was at a riding centre
I've gotten along very well with the horses to the point it's becoming an issue
Rory, who is a fucking tank, will stop at nothing unless I give him head rubs, even if it means he needs to temporarily relinquish control of the rider through pure strength to get it done
I'll have to grab a picture, but in the meantime here's Tiggy, also known as Narrative Design Horse
2 year old Filly
This guy wrote all the lore???
Such a majestic hors
Odd beast
Quite fascinating
I like horses, where I grew up we’d just have some wander into the backyard
bro, no worry i'm with ya
это просто пиздец
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!langfr
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bros language is fr fr
absolute pizdec
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frlang!
fr fr
is christmas update out
😭

Holy shit that's a steal
I don't play the game anymore

You think I can pass the car wash token for an Euro coin? 

should i get scp 5kkk lollolololo
My hands practically smell of WD-40 and rust because of the damn locks
Shit rusts like hell when the wind blows salt from the sea
what about my favourite soda
scp 5 what
sure
for men
You can always try?
unc just kill it
You otherwise you’ll never know 
Unc aim for the head
Tuff
b42 mp MIGHT be this month
Tell me u neved played it without telling me
It still runs without head
you telling me that like i have the game
i tried testing chambers again recently and it was peak
Peak solo experience
It still runs without head
aim for the feets
B42 mp 2026
Legs is their weak spot
SCP: 5K or Containment Breach
@orchid kraken is this tuff?
no
The lvl 1 tuff mask
Gonna protect from water gun maximum
no
noooo my controller is broken
god damn drift
Are you talking about protection when I don't even have a body armor or helmet?😭🙏
I can give you some spare change
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Ded chet
avarage monday
I feel rich
Oh no
Gl finding flex cord 5.0
Bc it's basically impossible
Even in Germany where this company originates
yeah i'm not getting those in russia
Even in Germany I couldn't
There was a reseller in Sweden with scam price
imma actually gonna try to solder these wires and see how it goes 😭
Probably fine
Btw I got first gm score
In ground
Look at this stopping power
It's loud af tho
and if it didn't crash on startup crash aftar like 1-2m
god playing halo mcc with a eye infection/ or something is very interesting. Still number one on my team but ya.
the humble discord bug that doesn''t let me watch the video
it is def interesting
Shitt, download
what ..... are you doing
Xd gj
just buy a new mouse dude
Did you cut only one cable
yeah and the white string which was holding these cables tight
so i fucked up 2 times pretty much
Ik there is one cable which basically doesn't do anything
again that is all well and good but you really should just buy a new mouse or something
¯_(ツ)_/¯
so there is a chance my solder didn't do anything but it still works lol
nah i'm good
the thing is i really really like this mouse after trying like 10+ mice at this point and the only thing that annoys me is that cable
since the day i started playing this game there hasnt been a day i didnt play it
which is now gone :DD
The mouse addiction
mine's better
it genuinely stops the mouse
yenkee brand literally owns every human being
it can kill you
ts is worse than regular shopping one which a lot of women have 🥀 🥀
my mouse always builds up some gunk on it every 2 days and its so annoying to clean
next step will be buying motorcycles and guitars
its easy but idk where its coming from
btw sudarik is your keyboard he? i forgoto
corsair k65 plus, its one of the good mass production keyboards
should have bought he tho
can you try this? this imitates rapid trigger aka snaptap on a software level that doesn't lag or cause latency unlike ahk script
intresting i will try
this might be due to some skin condition
i have this too because of my celiac
which is pretty annoying
whats celiac
disease which makes my body go crazy if i eat gluten
whole scale inflamation pretty much
i dont have pic perms
it literally melted the coating on my old gpx superlight 😭 😭
i would aend pic of how dirty it is right now but cant
ITS COLD
you pretty much circumcised your mouse
why and how would be a great question
micheal tarkyiv
@orchid kraken @silent wasp @hearty scaffold
when you start using variables in CSS you know you're cooked
grenades do not explode that fast after releasing the safety pul
Fucking dumbaaa
worth your sanity no
how can i make a server?
unc your profile aint tuff
ask nicely
unc whos that
Same vibe
!langru
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unc your profile is tuff
!langfr
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uncle if i may, your profile isnt that much of my taste
black mold
Auro:)))
@upper raven
Im sorry
Hi nono
I mean there was holes during world war 2 that gave your grenade back to you. Anti grenade vents. So ya. People have.
@upper raven was the black mold situation fixed..
the detail
true
you want another black mold fact @upper raven ?
May i ask how is my outfit today sire?
tarkov gods aint gonna show mercy to him
sentenced to eternity in tarkov
you always can delete tarkov
Hi
thats the secret fifth ending
thats what they say
truest of them all
This is only good ending in tarkov
okay i joked that bad that automod blocked my message
Escape from skibidi
i cant have fun sl anymore
no fun sl without skibid
Burnout
did mr dad take your account?
timeless skibidi
mods
allat for 40 fps
why speed tryna not to laugh
how do i get remote admin on my private server
the mold is consuming
its been 1 hour
He must take care of it
im
if you refer to host command in console then yes
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are you real?
im about to play overwatch
chatgpt told me its not possible on normal private servers and i have to download a bunch of shit
genuinely gonna kill myself
67
how was 096 screaming sound created?
screams
67
because bread tastes better than key
well no key taste better


