general-chat

[true sky]

certified moron

[ruby plume]

i am not a moron

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-i-am-not-a-moron-portal-2-wheatley-i-gif-17984108426495618920

[ruby plume]

my teacher : yes you ARE

you are the moron they made to make me suffer

[mighty lodge]

roblox

[gaunt talon]

Roblox is slop

[mighty lodge]

siege is slop

[ruby plume]

nah

[gaunt talon]

Everything is slop

[valid silo]

no

there exists gems..

you just need to go through the coal first..

[mighty lodge]

inscryption

[valid silo]

before you find the gem..

[ruby plume]

man i really want to make smthng like bombomdini classdini

[somber raptor]

man I gotta show you Weaponry

absolutely demolishing kids with an AK-47, M1 Garand or MAC-10 for 10 minutes straight is absolute gold

[gaunt talon]

I prefer phantom forces

More grinding

[ruby plume]

i prefer decaying winter. you need to be lifeless like me to be able play it

[gaunt talon]

Played it a month ago but my lights went off in the middle of the game session

[ruby plume]

lucky

[gaunt talon]

Dark souls 3

[valid silo]

dark souls

sounds like..

masochism..

[gaunt talon]

The media exaggerates how hard the game is

It's actually easy

[valid silo]

damned media

I fuckin hate the media

lying scum

[gaunt talon]

The only boss that beats me up is gundyr because I can't just roll against him

[valid silo]

dark souls mfs rolling to avoid all the droplets of water in the shower

[pearl shard]

Because most people don't play it like an RPG

And ignore all the buffs and summons and stuff

[gaunt talon]

I don't use summons

[pearl shard]

Why not

[gaunt talon]

They just take all the hits while I can just hit the boss without getting harmed

I summoned only for yhorm because siegward is forced to spawn if you free him

[ruby plume]

oh right dark souls is like the faster you roll the more u survive right?

[gaunt talon]

I have to equip the shield for gundyr because you have to parry to survive him

[gaunt talon]

Only ds3

[ruby plume]

i like death stranding

its a chill game

until it is not

[gaunt talon]

Delivery simulator

[ruby plume]

not really unless you couldnt bother to play longer than 2 hours

[somber raptor]

You can't tell me this ain't fun

[pearl shard]

Menu

[supple totem]

the furry

[supple totem]

what doin lizard

[pearl shard]

Soup

[wispy raven]

When Christmas update

[supple totem]

the 15th

[wispy raven]

🔗

[supple totem]

I'll chain you

[pearl shard]

https://youtu.be/s_Q2_tirnz8?si=GyRYa7zTLwOFmSDP

[supple totem]

yes

[sharp olive]

!rep @cobalt storm

[snow umbra]

You have just given @cobalt storm a reputation point!

[supple totem]

!rep @pearl shard

[snow umbra]

You have just given @pearl shard a reputation point!

[supple totem]

dark souls 2 mentioned

goated 100%

[strange trellis]

best souls game

[supple totem]

yuhhh

[strange trellis]

nah, both are good

[tawny nacelle]

Dark souls 2 aint all that

[strange trellis]

unless they start complaining any time the game offers a challenge where the solution isnt just rolling and bonking

[naive seal]

DS1 is the best souls (I have not played it)

[tawny nacelle]

Ngl I like sekiro a lot

[supple totem]

just backstep ong

[strange trellis]

I feel like one of the few who likes all of them

[tawny nacelle]

LMAO WHO CHANGED MY NAME BAAHAHAH

[supple totem]

the only one I don't like is elden ring

[tawny nacelle]

They are all bangers

[supple totem]

night reign is pretty good though

[strange trellis]

your name automatically turned into that since your name starts with a .

[tawny nacelle]

Aaaaahhh

[tawny nacelle]

Why

[strange trellis]

I like elden ring but hate how much they fucked up the invasion system

[supple totem]

overated trash

in almost every category the game is just unloved trash

you can tell how little effort they put into it

[strange trellis]

sounds like your foolish ambitions got put to rest

[tawny nacelle]

Very constructive criticism 👍🏻

[unreal lotus]

yo

[naive seal]

yo-yo

[unreal lotus]

what's yalls biggest fear?

[naive seal]

Good question

[tawny nacelle]

Idk

[supple totem]

I beat it 3 times and did a lot of pvp

[unreal lotus]

then why fucking answer 😭💔

[tawny nacelle]

LMAO

[naive seal]

Poverty? Loneliness? Climate change?

[tawny nacelle]

Being forgotten

[strange trellis]

then you should know that was just a reference to one of the bosses

[supple totem]

morgott

[tawny nacelle]

Whats ur fav elden ring boss

[unreal lotus]

that's 100% "the lonely"

from tma

[supple totem]

bein fat

[tawny nacelle]

Tma?

[strange trellis]

Morgott in base game, Midra in the dlc

[naive seal]

True, but as long as you get some decent exercise like a lot of walking (what I do) you should be fine for the most part

[unreal lotus]

something id argue is just like scp but way better

[supple totem]

I'm in peak form rn

gym rat for life

[naive seal]

I'm not fat but I am out of shape. I intend to try and fix that next semester

[supple totem]

good luck gang, I believe in you frfr

[naive seal]

Thanks. I'll need it

[true sky]

You Will eat kebab everyday

[unreal lotus]

(that's the part when you ask more about tma and i tell you how great it is and you go listen to it on youtube)

[supple totem]

I'ma suplex you into bed and tuck you in

[unreal lotus]

@tawny nacelle

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1272176340346605662/1329848758288252970/attachment.gif

[unreal lotus]

2

[supple totem]

😭😭

[true sky]

https://youtu.be/BWATqpzGNeg?si=ZkuU36nEAkTamMeP @orchid kraken

[tawny nacelle]

Hi sorry i’m working and got a call

[tawny nacelle]

Tell me more about tma

[gaunt talon]

Both are boring

[true sky]

Uncc

[unreal lotus]

well its a series of recordings done on an old tape recorder in an institute that collects information about all sorts of anomalies, its on youtube

if i tell anymore it would spoil yoo much

[tawny nacelle]

Okay thanks I’ll look at it

The magnus archives right?

[unreal lotus]

yep

[tacit plume]

This is a trick from The Eye do not listen to them

[unreal lotus]

shush

who do you serve? @tacit plume

?

[languid radish]

Probably mubert hozska

[valid silo]

staff.. ping..

[tacit plume]

The vast or the spiral are the most likely that would serve my bitchass on a platter

[valid silo]

prepare for death

[serene coyote]

Entropy loves pings

[languid radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/793206964347338843/1176308218096537600/ezgif.com-resize.gif

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/kallamar-kallamar-cotl-kallamar-cult-of-the-lamb-cotl-cult-of-the-lamb-gif-10208949198019660924

[unreal lotus]

guess mine (tip: its only 1)

[past dune]

Be careful
@tacit plume is scary

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/gunbusters-rpk-gif-24226198

!rep

[valid silo]

a7:

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/saw22-saw-jigsaw-look-gif-17204954302005508012

[past dune]

AAAAA

[unreal lotus]

i am scarier

[valid silo]

awh hell naw jigsaw yo ass tweakin

[strange niche]

It's general hiring practice to find the most unhinged people for marketing/Narrative Design

[valid silo]

you can't get juicy lore without some sickos writing it

that goes for anything

[unreal lotus]

why is he scary then

[strange niche]

Gotta think out of the box in some way

[tacit plume]

I am unhinged and impulsive enough to lick someone’s legitimate Emmy award

[unreal lotus]

go on

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[tacit plume]

Yes there is photo evidence

[novel root]

why not now? whats stopping you?

[languid radish]

I beg your finest pardon

[strange trellis]

only the truly depraved can come up with lore like Big Hat Logan being called Big Hat Logan cause he has a big hat

[naive seal]

Finals and other work

[unreal lotus]

@tacit plume guess mine

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-18091864705525459424

[novel root]

what is your screen time looking like?

[strange niche]

Question

Do werehorses exist

I sort of need to know quite fast

[naive seal]

High, but most of my classwork is digital. I also do digital art

[languid radish]

Do what horses exist

[valid silo]

what's a

werehorse

[naive seal]

I know what you're saying, but I'm going home soon so there won't be a viable gym anyways

[valid silo]

oh

I schee

no

becaus they are mythical

not true!

just like how werewolves aren't real..

[languid radish]

Where is horse f u talking bout

[valid silo]

AND SANTA

[tacit plume]

I don’t know you well enough yet but 90% of the time people will say the eye or the web because they misunderstand what I means to serve an entity or you might be corruption vibe

[valid silo]

and THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

[strange niche]

Well considering I was bitten yet again by a mare I sort of need to know what cards are on the table

[naive seal]

Santa is real

[novel root]

i know that most people have time for stuff its just tiktok or some other form of entertainment holding them back

[valid silo]

LMAO

I thought you were a pro at this simple..

[unreal lotus]

nope, check my profile

[languid radish]

I would seek medical attention if i was you

[naive seal]

I know this is true, but I don't use TikTok

[valid silo]

you're not gonna get rabies or something..

[strange niche]

It's a common injury when it comes to mares

I'm used to it

[novel root]

doesnt have to be tiktok

[strange niche]

Say hello to my new blood pocket

[past dune]

ew

[naive seal]

Hello blood pocket

[novel root]

ew bro

[past dune]

@ Lucid 😭

[naive seal]

Now please leave

[novel root]

get that shit out my screen

[valid silo]

DUDE

[novel root]

😭

[valid silo]

this is like

[languid radish]

Relax simplehorse youre not gonna turn into a wolf in the middle of the night

[valid silo]

normal human

anatomy

we BLEED

our blood CLOTS

why are you guys squeamish about this

[strange niche]

I'm not concerned since it didn't pierce the skin

[languid radish]

Youll probably be fine sprinkle some vodka on it

[tacit plume]

LMAO

[strange niche]

Besides with how horse teeth works it's basically like jamming your skin on a hinge

[tacit plume]

Ok that’s

Fair

[unreal lotus]

i wonder what it is...

[novel root]

a bit out of pocket to be sending that randomly for random people to see

[tacit plume]

Big wall of flesh

[valid silo]

he did not send it randomly

[tacit plume]

I wonder

[valid silo]

he elaborated

that he got BIT

[strange niche]

I didn't realise I was bitten until I processed why I heard a crunch noise

[valid silo]

by a MARE

[strange niche]

It happens a bit too frequently

[tacit plume]

At least it wasn’t a kick tho!

[valid silo]

you can tell some people have never been to rural areas

[unreal lotus]

ppl told me that ur scary, why?

[valid silo]

thankfully I was raised on a goddamn barn 😎

https://tenor.com/view/leland-coyle-outlast-i-like-to-cuss-like-i-was-raised-in-a-barn-gif-12620844060960328561

[strange niche]

Getting bit by a mare is just an expected workplace accident

[tacit plume]

You haven’t seen me in my element

[strange niche]

Mares are moody

[tacit plume]

Objectively in all sense of the fears I am the ones I listed

[strange niche]

But I practically have a horse Godmother because the oldest one will protect me at all costs

[valid silo]

you have her favour

[tacit plume]

In practice I am what people fear of the web

[strange niche]

She dunked me in a water trough when I was little

The relationship has grown over time

[valid silo]

yknow what people say

if a relationship starts with you hating each other

it'll end up with you being their best friend

or something

idk I heard it from a homeless dude before he overdosed on fent don't take my word for it

[strange niche]

The horse

[naive seal]

This is even more reliable

[strange niche]

(She didn't bite me, it was a different one)

[valid silo]

https://fixupx.com/ChiefofIsaac/status/1945999709811933665?t=2jD-6MhSvv5zniT86Hv3Lg&s=19

Chief ⚔️ ‼️ (Dinosaurs Are Real) (@ChiefofIsaac)

man I dont feel welcomed
︀︀
︀︀The welcoming horse:

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@strange niche

[strange niche]

Older video

Actually wrong one

Ah well

[tacit plume]

I have some photos of horse somewhere

[mortal crypt]

🐴

[tacit plume]

When I was in boarding school we had a I think 56 year old horse

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/666f2cdd68c25ecb40473c05/4x.gif

[strange niche]

56?

[solar zephyr]

hi everyone

[mortal crypt]

@true sky

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1445757553131917353/image0.gif

[tacit plume]

Yeah, dude was SUPER old

[strange niche]

I know horses can live unusually long but that's quite a rare feat

Longest iirc was 62

[tacit plume]

His boyfriend was also very old

Dude survived so many insane winters I was shocked he was still thriving, just refused to die

[strange niche]

It's a different league but here's the biggest horse I know personally

Below this image is a step stool so people can rub his face

I'm not kidding

[tacit plume]

Prettyyyy

[strange niche]

His name is GOLIATH

It's a well chosen name

[valid elbow]

Hop on sburb

[cosmic coral]

https://github.com/ImBeryl/RemoteKeycard is this the plugin ppl usually use to open doors without having to have the keycard on hand?

It didnt had any update since 2021 so idk if its outdated

[unreal lotus]

give me yalls tattoo ideas

[visual acorn]

does it mean

[unreal lotus]

mine is the butchers diagram but of my body

[visual acorn]

half of the people will die

when half life 3 gets released

[unreal lotus]

what if there are 8000 000 001 people?

will there be a half person?

[vale vault]

e

[unreal lotus]

h

[vale vault]

yes

[unreal lotus]

oh.

[timber shuttle]

Horse..

[visual acorn]

HORSE

[cosmic coral]

found one that is not outdated, https://github.com/D4MI4NX/remote-keycard

[unreal lotus]

honse

[upper raven]

i got scammed

[copper swan]

lol

there is someone from the NW that could help me

[crimson dagger]

christmas event 😢

[mortal crypt]

half life 3

[gaunt talon]

Payday 3 skills 2.0 update released

No mercy hospital in junuary

[upper raven]

Anyone got 10 bucks

So i can buy a game or gamble in cs 2

[gaunt talon]

I got 21 euros

For the Christmas sale

[balmy thicket]

Haiii

[tough tapir]

goo goo babies

[velvet mason]

@tough tapir nightreign dlc in 6 hours

[tough tapir]

:o

Is nightrein fun?

I haven't tried it

[velvet mason]

Yea I wouldn't play it solo tho

The music is better than anything in base ER imo

[upper raven]

Can i borrow 10

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-surprise-bear-gif-10797545912537514262

[crimson salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/goo-goo-babies-oguri-cap-uma-musume-super-creek-hop-on-gif-8433147873855891665

[upper raven]

I found an shotgun ammo casing

[mortal crypt]

good for you

[languid radish]

50k ahh discord user

https://tenor.com/view/verbalase-charlie-50k-hazbin-hotel-cringe-gif-11848391447502573012

[glacial osprey]

half life 3 today guys

[arctic heart]

hi

[tough tapir]

Funini

[visual acorn]

😶

[tame hollow]

simple the mare whisperer

[fringe gyro]

damn

mine was 18

[visual acorn]

Crazy

All my buddies are like 40+

[fringe gyro]

wasnt even listening to anything trendy

just kpop

adn heavy metal

[tame hollow]

mines actually the same age I am

lmao

omw to Dryooe Flyou UE-G d11-8

[bold jasper]

https://x.com/thegameawards/status/1996265085380206695?t=hII1-DxI_7zamZZ8PZC_Ow&s=19

The Game Awards (@thegameawards)

Don't miss it when @evanescence takes the stage live at #TheGameAwards to perform AFTERLIFE live next Thursday, December 11.

X · Dec 3, 2025, 5:07 PM

I can get behind this

[tame hollow]

Colonia here i come

[fringe gyro]

Bro

I was replaying kinitopet

And kinito said I have a surprise for you AND MY POWER WENT OUT

HELP

[stiff dew]

E

[quartz abyss]

half life 3 tomorrow

[strong dune]

Does this woman need you?

[strange niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919693511467610145/1226659697658953800/Slugcatswannahavefun.gif

Three in the morning

[crimson salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-ウマ娘-fuji-kiseki-gif-13111997839284319026

[true sky]

67 @upper raven

[upper raven]

Im broke

[sick iris]

@slow grail please come back

[tiny tinsel]

What happen

[ebon flare]

When Christmas

[tough tapir]

christmas is tomorrow

[somber raptor]

Goofy ahh battery (AAA battery for scale)

[spiral night]

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ban-this-guy-can-we-ban-this-guy-mod-moderator-moderators-gif-4656455223274005082

[tacit plume]

You can do it

Be brave, be an sl player

[strange niche]

I would if I didn't have.. responsibilities

[upper raven]

erm

[pale moon]

hi

[novel root]

voxy is good as well if ur on an nvidia gpu

works well

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-damn-heart-locket-pukeko-ptichki-gif-8804449588312656864

[novel root]

its an alternative to DH BTW

[upper raven]

What's voxy

[novel root]

its like DH

[upper raven]

Does it load faster

[novel root]

but you need chunky for it to work

[novel root]

it uses more gpu than cpu

so

yeah

theres improvement

atleast for me

shaders are supported surprisingly

i know photon works

[upper raven]

Its VRAM heavy?

Voxy

[novel root]

hmmmmmmmm i dont know

its worth a shot tho

its like DH

an LOD mod

[upper raven]

No 1.20.1

Sad

[novel root]

it shouldnt take THAT much

aw

its a new mod so

[lost cedar]

why is my game taking so long to establish a connection

[novel root]

https://youtu.be/s-UVKYJ4JJE

@upper raven

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-goo-goo-babies-yes-sigma-umamusume-gif-17085377401688426686

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[upper raven]

Man im too lazy to migrate all my mods to 1.20.4

[sharp olive]

Dont be lazy

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-vergil-you-should-motivate-yourself-now-low-tier-gif-5868574977371925905

[ebon flare]

when pizzaguy

[crimson salmon]

Not looking good

I won't self diagnose myself tho

[ebon flare]

and when’s Chesimes

[upper raven]

Are we really trusting some online tests

Even an non autistic person would get the same

Probably

[crimson salmon]

That's literally why I said I won't self diagnose myself

I don't trust it either

[upper raven]

@novel root wait till it loads

[amber lintel]

marketing is back?

[upper raven]

@true sky bro

[true sky]

https://imgur.com/a/QZd7z9J

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[amber flicker]

to fuck around is human and to find out is divine

[sharp olive]

Sure

As you say Grandma

Let's get you to bed.

[amber flicker]

telling it how to live is stopping it from living

[fallow kite]

What kind of keys are sweet?

[fallow kite]

Cookies!

[fallow kite]

What the fu-

2018 Uma musume was wilding

[tough tapir]

U=ma²

[fallow kite]

NOOOO

[amber flicker]

a kiss scene in a movie would kill this guy

[fallow kite]

I DONR WANNA

HELP ME!!!!!

[fallow kite]

Oh no I was referring to how they shipped the two horses together during the 2018 trailer for the anime

[amber flicker]

nothing is wrong with shipping unless you're shipping children

[fallow kite]

I didn’t say it was wrong?

[crimson salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/special-week-uma-musume-21-cafers-gif-3940919160833909532

[fallow kite]

I love my racist horse yuri girl

[amber lintel]

marketing is back in call of duty black ops 6

[upper raven]

Umanusame in ending 2025

[cyan mango]

https://tenor.com/view/osamason-stare-laser-eyes-laser-tuff-gif-2945261272768785109

[tacit plume]

Poor gentildonna

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-agnes-tachyon-headpat-umamusume-esukevi-gif-3436938348437284927

[somber raptor]

She's staring at the toast

I think she wants it

[junior jasper]

the chat of general

[supple totem]

hello gremlin

[wintry current]

Hey guys. I’m running a 5080 and a ryzen ai 9 370hx. I get 30-60 frames on surface and 50-80 frames in the facility. My friend with arguably worse specs gets 60 on surface and up to 300 in the facility. I don’t know what to do. Is this game really just that unoptimized?

[supple totem]

reset your compooter

[wintry current]

Believe me, my computer isn’t the issue

[supple totem]

idk gang

I play on my steam deck

[wintry current]

This game is compatible with steam deck?

[supple totem]

yes

[wintry current]

But not my $3000 computer?

[supple totem]

my steam deck was 1000

but yes

get L'd bozo

[junior jasper]

[wintry current]

Guess I’ll just kill myself

[supple totem]

nuuh

[supple totem]

have a cookie 🍪

[junior jasper]

okay enough general chat for today

[supple totem]

goodbye gremlin

[upper raven]

System problem

OH nevermind

The cpu is absolutely shit 💀

Frequency 2000 mhz

Crazy

2.0 ghz base speed

I'd better not talk about cache...

[supple totem]

omggg hi nole🤍

[upper raven]

Hi

Seryy

[supple totem]

how it b

[upper raven]

Brain hurt

Wbu

[supple totem]

take some Tylenol or ibuprofen

and I'm chilling

[upper raven]

Ibuyprofen

Glad to hear Ur chilling

[supple totem]

get yo ass into bed and get comfy rn

I'll tuck you in gang

[upper raven]

I am in bed

[molten grail]

h

[supple totem]

good

[supple totem]

you can has choccy milk

[upper raven]

Thank you

[supple totem]

OH, I made homemade egg nog

that shi was fire

[molten grail]

it is i

scp 1507

[supple totem]

how are you

[upper raven]

(medically choccy milk helps headache)

[molten grail]

i am feeling scp 1507 right now tbh

[supple totem]

I can't wait to flamingo all over the place

[supple totem]

yes yes mhm

[upper raven]

Homemade cooked egg?

[supple totem]

eggnog

[upper raven]

Wat

What tha helllll

Damn its a drink or sum kind

[supple totem]

yes

it's like choccy milk but thicker and sweet

and you can put alcohol in it

[upper raven]

Would you make me one

But with alcohol

[supple totem]

how old are you

[upper raven]

18

[supple totem]

okay

you can has

[upper raven]

Thank u

[tacit plume]

So close to 80 sign ups…

If we reach 85 I won’t have to leave…

[supple totem]

what are you on about

[quaint holly]

the event

[supple totem]

what event

[tacit plume]

Check event tab on server

[quaint holly]

wow i cant even link it

[supple totem]

have a choccy milk

[tacit plume]

You can link the announcement tho

[supple totem]

I'm ngl gang

I can't find that shi

[tacit plume]

#content-feed message

[supple totem]

oh sick

[tacit plume]

One of the articles of this year’s anthology was even written by the mister Everett Mann

[sleek estuary]

what res are you playing on, also are you sure you aint using the iGPU instead of actual gpu

[supple totem]

hello

[scenic drift]

i want christmas update

[tacit plume]

Also are you perhaps using any razor hardware

[upper raven]

I didn't send that

Discord buggy

[supple totem]

okay lmao

[upper raven]

yes

[karmic anchor]

I wonder if they know what day it is...

[tough tapir]

Chewsday innit

[karmic anchor]

No actually

Pretty sure it isnt

[supple totem]

it's chewsday

[karmic anchor]

Ok

They definitely dont know what day it is

:)

Its a big day for miniwaves, thats all ill say

[upper raven]

Plz accekt my requzt

[somber raptor]

It says 27A
A normal person would think that means 27 Amperes
But apparently it means the battery is an A27 Type Battery

[supple totem]

huh

[covert lark]

I'm trying to log onto secret lab rn and the server list just keeps saying no servers found

should i overthrow the government?

[delicate ingot]

🐈
🍈

[somber raptor]

049 got a period

[covert lark]

holllyyyy

[polar spade]

Someone cut off his balls and he died from the pain

[orchid kraken]

@true sky when you're one of the few dclasses and ntf spawns

[gilded timber]

Once you're finished doing that, if you'd like to get your game working again I'd take a look at #technical-support!

[glossy gale]

too many kids

[cosmic coral]

how can I ban a player in scp sl?

how can I make it so that my server is not available in server list?

a random guy joined my private server and we dont know who they are

[true sky]

i guess bro

[gilded timber]

Open the Remote Admin panel with m, click their name from the list on the left, select and apply an option under the moderation tab!

[gilded timber]

Run !private in your server console

[gilded timber]

I'd suggest setting up a whitelist: https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/how-to-enable-whitelist-and-whitelist-users

[cosmic coral]

oh yeah thats good ty

[gilded timber]

Np

[cosmic coral]

I added myself to owner in a config file but I cant handle the admin ui after pressing M, do you know why?

[gilded timber]

Did you restart the server?

[cosmic coral]

isnt owner a better admin?

yes

[gilded timber]

You can configure the permissions for each group in the same file you added yourself as an owner in

[cosmic coral]

#Should Secret Lab development staff be able to use the Remote Admin?
enable_staff_access: false
should be true ig

oh no wait

[gilded timber]

Isn't necessary unless you plan to join the Studio

That would be one long winded way to enable RA access lol

[cosmic coral]

hmm how conme its not enabled then

weird

I have added my steam ID to owner

I might just do the white list thing

[sleek estuary]

did you remove the placeholders?

[gilded timber]

If I had to guess you might have messed up the config in some description.
I'd open a ticket in #technical-support, they'll be able to help you diagnose the problem further here

[cosmic coral]

nope

should I?

[cosmic coral]

im fairly sure I did not do that, since I pasted following formats but I might check that after

shit I gave admin to another friend now that I notice

omg lmfao I better not tell them

their name is red

I just changed it and scheduled a server restart, so its done ty guys

[sleek estuary]

you need to

[cosmic coral]

I gave the perms to a friend lol but dw I got it fixed

[calm ferry]

You should give me admin

I can be trusted

[cosmic coral]

who are you

[sleek estuary]

Future Supreme Leader

[calm ferry]

^

Denty when did you get supervisor

I remember when you were a wee helper

[sleek estuary]

uhh like 6 or 7 months ago

[calm ferry]

I’m very behind on the news

Congrats

https://tenor.com/view/golf-clap-sheen-estevez-bros-gif-9170017

[sleek estuary]

[orchid kraken]

man this fuckass game

somehow gets me my heart pumping 350bpm

[mortal crypt]

wrong gif lmao

[orchid kraken]

I literally just came from woek

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-11059538064120696238

[mighty lodge]

Hl3 tomorrow cuz tomorrows my birthday

[mortal crypt]

valve will cancel it

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[mighty lodge]

Watch it drop

[orchid kraken]

Im trying to complete the achievement but this fuckass 914 continuesly gives me the same gun or mini revolver which requires 2 shots to kill someone and reload time is 7 world wars per sometimes

And its 1911 which has only mag capacity of 8 rounds, which is just automatic death and only luck gameplay

[amber lintel]

You need to have a higher team rank

Otherwise it's just judge and 1911

I think rank 2 gives you every pistol but the model 500s

[orchid kraken]

I couldve sworn it gave me like one shotting revolver in rank team 1

[amber lintel]

they might've changed it ""RECENTLY"", I don't know

[orchid kraken]

It was after update aswell

Literally 2 days ago with friend

[cosmic coral]

dear God why the league of legends players keep saying SCP SL is boring??

theres this guy who we CANT GET him to stop ranking on lol to play on our scp sl server which is mroe fun and happy

do we get notifs if a plugin from exiled or SCP api gets an update?

[keen shuttle]

[flat kayak]

When is the Update

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies eepy time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257102311046779030/1443104005084418273/1758103364911526.gif

[tacit plume]

Horsee

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/another-easy-steal-steal-gif-gif-steal-gif-gets-stolem-gif-7935542554022949277

[torpid path]

boring like arc raiders

[swift merlin]

Dam I wish I had bought the hoodie before I saw the news. Will you guys make another one in the future ?

[torpid path]

what news

[swift merlin]

The makeship hoodies they made for 173, I think I’m kinda late that’s why

[torpid path]

you are supper late

[novel gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/684454106122813501/1440083543102328913/caption.gif

[tacit plume]

We made it to 89, I will not be quitting

But can we make it to 100…

[west flame]

You.

[west flame]

[tacit plume]

Helo

[west flame]

Hello!

:3

[delicate ingot]

🐈
🍈

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[tacit plume]

SEEEMMMPERRRR

[delicate ingot]

Hello entropy

[tacit plume]

Hiii

I’m super cold

[delicate ingot]

I had a huge amount of snow

And my snow blower broke had to do it manually

[amber lintel]

No snow here, but my hands are pretty cold.

[delicate ingot]

It’s winter wonderland atleast for now

I assume there will be a heat wave and it will all disappear in a day

[inner walrus]

It's supposed to snow Friday for me

But the past 2 weeks

It's been cold as hell

Like won't go above 60°f

This week it's been in the upper 40°f's and at night it gets down to the lower 30s

It's cold

It's 33° rn

[delicate ingot]

It’s currently 23 f

Supposed to get colder possible into the negatives by Friday

I’m so hyped

[naive seal]

Global warming please save us

[inner walrus]

The cold front is hitting you harder

[delicate ingot]

Yeah it has its to early for this type of weather but not to bad

Wind chill is always the worst

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[inner walrus]

True

[inner walrus]

I always see you with a new pfp

[rancid dome]

Wdym

[copper nymph]

😄

[naive seal]

Are you happy? That's good, so am I

[copper nymph]

Yep, I'm happy

[next cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978379179433279520/1390053192795947058/attachment.gif

[bright swallow]

J

[tacit plume]

EIFHT MORE

COME ONNN

[amber lintel]

for what

[amber lintel]

oh

[tacit plume]

Tigger get

Togehte get

Togehthet

Together we are eeseepee

[mental dew]

Am I the only one that thinks that scp 3114 in game acts more like a human instance of scp-3106?

[polar spade]

Its on at 2 PM for me, isn't that like midnight for most of the world?

[quiet basin]

10 pm reading on a week day is something

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-beast-gohan-yel-beast-gohan-beast-gohan-gohan-beast-dbl-gohan-gif-4990564767914806431

[faint marsh]

Is that THE George Washington 😮

[plain pendant]

Excuse me, but when will the New Year update be?

[naive seal]

I would guess the New Year

[amber lintel]

7 PM here

[polar spade]

Since when were you 5 hours ahead of me?

[naive seal]

Almost 11 here

[tacit plume]

SHRUG

It's gonna be 7 pm for me

[leaden silo]

june 7th 2041 is the projected release date, they might delay to april 1st 2067

[reef sundial]

When Halloween update

[leaden silo]

one of these days

[mighty lodge]

Gonna be 7 am for me

[polar spade]

@valid silo
It is time...

[reef sundial]

What's this funny money unit

Australian dollars?

[polar spade]

Yeah

[reef sundial]

For me it costs 11,49 euros

Same price reduction

[astral ibex]

!rep @odd minnow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @odd minnow a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

💋

[junior jasper]

!rep @queen dove

[snow umbra]

You have just given @queen dove a reputation point!

[mystic patio]

Пошли нахуй

[upper raven]

Wqzaha

[queen dove]

!rep @junior jasper

[snow umbra]

You have just given @junior jasper a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 25 minutes, 1 second until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

Wah

[frigid belfry]

how far is 25 meters 😭

[tough tapir]

At least 3

[ember prawn]

25 meters?

2,500 centimeters

or 0.25 kilometers

[tame hollow]

0.25km

Seems about right

[ember prawn]

my bad I was off by a factor of 10

[sharp olive]

!rep @midnight swift

[snow umbra]

You have just given @midnight swift a reputation point!

[ember prawn]

I can barely count to 10

[midnight swift]

Haii

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/pluh-seal-pluh-gif-4135069786139446405

[urban dagger]

when are they releasing Christmas update ?

[midnight flower]

Why do people name ''Trying to be smart ?'' in this server? I Just saw my friend have that rn 😭😭😭

[hybrid tree]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[valid silo]

YES

Also

Save up some of yer money

For woolhaven

Early 2026!!!!

[midnight flower]

Is it a way to shame people in discord that uses exploiting in the game 😭😭😭

[valid silo]

Keep your calanders in check lads

[hybrid tree]

i shrimply await Christmas update and ultrakill fraud

all i need in life

no new games

[midnight flower]

Peak option

[rancid dome]

It was made for when people used to have special characters e.g. . , _, etc. as the first character of the username so that they'll be on the top of the member list.

If that person wants to, they can have it changed.

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/another-easy-steal-steal-gif-gif-steal-gif-gets-stolem-gif-7935542554022949277

[hybrid tree]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-insurgency-scp-secret-laboratory-no-human-behind-that-mask-gif-15221801456088365640

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/humm-miam-gif-7752014409153192480

How many monkeys would it take to write shakespear

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/disturbed-disturbed-intro-down-with-the-sickness-oh-wah-ah-ah-ah-gif-6807612011781454704

[midnight flower]

Oh lmaoo

Thats peak 😭😭

[bright cairn]

does intermittent vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?

[orchid kraken]

@stone quiver @silent wasp @crystal anvil @true sky average global badge owner experience:

[gaunt talon]

!rep @bright cairn

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bright cairn a reputation point!

[opal cipher]

They ate him </3

[silent wasp]

I’ve got teleported to tower by admins because of a badge about 6-7 times (totally serious right now, lock in)

[silent wasp]

I would jus slime their asses atp🥀

[orchid kraken]

I get constantly accused of buying admin panels

[silent wasp]

Well yeah, nobody believes that you won with that work

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-5861811002902692726

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1065889972021903491/1442363315841138688/ONEMOREYEAR.gif

[silent wasp]

I just can believe that I lost to rotoscoped art

https://tenor.com/view/work-out-training-smiling-friends-shmoogle-shmoogle-training-montage-gif-1269892648857303380

[orchid kraken]

Sfm

https://tenor.com/view/work-out-training-smiling-friends-shmoogle-shmoogle-training-montage-gif-1269892648857303380

[silent wasp]

I’m not talking about yours
But it also rotoscoped yeah

[orchid kraken]

I mean bru amount of times u told me that obviously would make me think u talking abt me

Atleast garfield guy lost, not even 100 votes

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[stoic coyote]

What if there was a zombie mtf, zombie sctientst, zombie class d, etc

[orchid kraken]

Vrchat would be real

[karmic anchor]

Sctientist

[viral stirrup]

general-cat

[orchid kraken]

Scientologist

[karmic anchor]

Sctientology

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[upper raven]

He

[sharp olive]

Hi

[reef sundial]

!rep @latent jackal

[snow umbra]

You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!

[upper raven]

Kai

[past dune]

Hi chat

[sharp olive]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-ninjago-lmao-gif-20047105

[sharp olive]

Do you know Gabriel ultrakill

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 36 minutes, 54 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[little dust]

Whens the Christmas update usually

[opal cipher]

Based reference 🙏

[maiden sparrow]

expect it to be around the 23rd or after

but its not confirmed

[little dust]

Graciy

[upper raven]

hehe

blud only??

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1445757553131917353/image0.gif

[sharp olive]

Im based

[opal cipher]

Omg is that Hatsune Miku

I LOVE YOU MIKU-

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[tough tapir]

Goo goo babies

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[bright cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ts-genuinely-frying-me-ts-frying-me-ts-frying-me-gif-15599417133692893606

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-moto-motorcycle-wtf-gta-gif-25773654

[tough tapir]

Mig

[vale vault]

can any super cool person tell me if its gonna be the surface rework or christmas upd first?

[bright cairn]

christmas

15.0 isn't ready yet

think it might be mid to late january at the earliest

[orchid kraken]

Waitig for my 15.0 beta key...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1445757553131917353/image0.gif

[simple abyss]

Keep waiting

[orchid kraken]

@acoustic moat is there any chance art winners might get key for beta?

[acoustic moat]

If 15.0 releases before Art Contest 2026

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/station19-robert-sullivan-slamming-desk-angry-frustrated-gif-25243152

[vale vault]

thank youuuu

[true sky]

iguess bro

[reef sundial]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 10 hours, 25 minutes, 11 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[reef sundial]

Damn, I wanted rep dino again :(

[stone quiver]

based reaction

[glass bronze]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 46 minutes, 25 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

WHAT

[tough tapir]

Time went slow

[crimson salmon]

What is rep even for

I still didn't get an anwser

[astral ibex]

Ty

[glass bronze]

np

[true sky]

@orchid kraken @upper raven @silent wasp

[silent wasp]

French swag

[true sky]

who is that ????? 😭😭😭🤐 🙄

[upper raven]

damn capitalist

[true sky]

👀

[gaunt talon]

Are you napoleon

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1272176340346605662/1329848758288252970/attachment.gif

[gaunt talon]

We're all choosing bear

[opal cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-look-at-that-soldier-game-play-gif-16841286

💔

[tender breach]

how is it possible that this game works even more like shit than in 2019

shit crashes every hour

Pardon

More often

[orchid kraken]

Hardware skill issue

@true sky rogue past

[somber raptor]

crazy

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300510529382649878/1444457971248795910/togif.gif

[orchid kraken]

In p1 thats crazy

[somber raptor]

Portal with RTX

[alpine stag]

Yeah

[sharp olive]

Are you British?

[sharp olive]

Good.

[alpine stag]

That's all?

[opal cipher]

Totally

[naive seal]

No electric cars allowed

[burnt tulip]

I think I got someone who kills 682

[naive seal]

Who

Don't say 2935

[burnt tulip]

The Emperor of Mankind

His sword canoncially destroys souls 682 should be permentally killed if his soul is destroyed

[sharp olive]

Oh no. Oh nonono. Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to british people. SEGA!

[sharp olive]

Big chad my beloved

[burnt tulip]

Now that I think about it a lot of stuff in 40k would kill 682

[sharp olive]

His favourite son horoscope sadly betrayed him

[opal cipher]

:(

[burnt tulip]

Bald man had the undivided attention of 4 multiversal level gods at the same time and the emperor erased his soul

[sharp olive]

Rest in piss

[burnt tulip]

To be fair if it was a strait fight Horus would have bitched the emperor this is said in the book but the emperor was way smarter

[strange niche]

Here comes our glorious emperor of mankind

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

Last time someone tried to erase 682 from reality it went horribly wrong. Anomalies don't typically respond very well when you try to break their gimmick

[somber raptor]

Oh wow, for once season's actually off to a good start

3 games, 3 wins, 3 rankups

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587148000195903548/1443743845870206976/cat-getting-jolly-with-it.gif

[somber raptor]

Hi Quincy

[tight ermine]

Hi

[gaunt talon]

Got a gold 5 peak last season

[somber raptor]

my all-time peak is Silver I, 89 RP (LITERALLY 11 points away from Gold 5), last season I didn't play much ranked but I got a peak Silver III (I played until Silver 3 then stopped grinding because I knew I wasn't getting to gold that season and I just wanted the background card)

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[somber raptor]

TACHANKA 💪

[somber raptor]

Although you can see how I've gotten better since Y10S2 I got to Silver I in almost 100 matches with a KD of 1, while last season I got to Silver III in just a third of those matches and with a KD of 1.4

[tough tapir]

Praise the Omnissiah

[gaunt talon]

Most of my tks are on tachanka

[somber raptor]

lol

2 days ago I aced with Tachanka

[gaunt talon]

I have 2 aces on rook

I don't remember doing that

[tough tapir]

Who can?

Tachankan

[sharp olive]

How is he even that Strong tho

[burnt tulip]

Because all the chaos gods were powering him up

[sharp olive]

It was that Strong?

Damn

The emperor is no joke himself

[burnt tulip]

He was too strong to die the emperor had to trick him to momentarilly give up his power so he could stab him with the special dagger

And moments before Horus 1 shot a perpetual an immortal being who can never die

[tough tapir]

Death of Sanguinius and Ollanius Pius pushed big E to stop holding back and then the gods pulled their powers from Horus and we end up with Horus sliced like a Thanksgiving turkey

[sharp olive]

Okay holy fuck

So horus is dead now right

[burnt tulip]

Yes

[tough tapir]

He got cloned

[sharp olive]

Good

[sharp olive]

WHAT

[tough tapir]

Then died again

[sharp olive]

WHAT

[burnt tulip]

Then killed by Abaddon

[sharp olive]

Who dat

[burnt tulip]

His sucessor

And first captain

[sharp olive]

As in

[tough tapir]

First capt of sons of horus

Which turned into black legion

[sharp olive]

Guys

I dont know that much

[tough tapir]

The lore is huge

Dw

[burnt tulip]

This will make a lot of 682 fans mad but the Emperor would clap that fat lizard

[sharp olive]

Should I buy space marine 2

[tough tapir]

Yes

Goated game

[sharp olive]

Hell yeaj

I alr got vermintide 2

But I cant seem to play the story mode

It Always puts me in the human expedition matches

[burnt tulip]

And the funniest part he went back to holding back because if he did he wouldve become the dark king and destroy everything

[sharp olive]

So like idk

[tough tapir]

Vermintide is interesting

But I cant get into Fantasy

[sharp olive]

Whats the dark king

[burnt tulip]

5th chaos god of ruin

[tough tapir]

Could argue he's becoming a 5th god already

God of order

[sharp olive]

What the fuc

I dont get it aint he like human

How can one turn into a chaos god

[burnt tulip]

True if a god could exist the warp treats it like it’s always has existed

[tough tapir]

He's a culmination of souls of ancient Shamans that sacrificed themselves en-masse to become one being, the Emperor

To guide humanity in the future

[sharp olive]

What in the

Living

Hell

[burnt tulip]

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