#general-chat
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i love DOGSSS :333
Can't wait to try out my new pc
Big nose
@tough tapir never seen this livery before 👀
Goo goo babies
can i ask you, WHY?
DID YOU SAY
REDBULL
you know the white made me wanna go drink a white monster
pink monster is tastier
White monsert
white monster has gotta be thé worst flavour ever
i don't see how femboys and twinks drink that shit 24/7
Bro i love it
ngl
a good hard day
and you taste that
i hate that fake sugar taste
i'd rather they just dumb the 5kg of real sugar in there
ITS SO GOOD AND NO ONE EVER SGREES THANK YOU
Its good asf
i love it as much as monster white
i love strawberries
i like the cherry one as much as strawberry
you cant ever go wrong with berry flavours
idk i pick up only ones i know i like
like Strawberry and white monster, white monster was recommended to me by 2 girls
Jesus christ enropy is EVERYWHERE
I was just reading about the author of scp 3213 the scp that should be added to sl
and wow
She's there
how
literally how
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thankss
Hi
who are you
fuck you
Goo goo babies wrote a math exam
The goodest boy.
Goo goo babies 
Goo goo babies
Why bro playing weather deck
I feel like today's weather is arrows
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Oh
Its not THAT bad
What the actual fuck is goo goo babies
You are acting like this room determines the IQ of an entire group of people (SLers)
have you watched the horse race anime
The Uma thing?
Yeah
I don't intend to
Thats where it comes from

In fairness I don't watch it out of principle
As far as you know it exists, its easy to identify what comes from the show based off the community's humour
Thats how i learned pootis comes from tf2
I swear I'm gonna end up in a PeterExplainsTheJoke subreddit
I've delved too deep into niche communities
Niche meter
Oh come on this benjammins guy isnt even niche
Hes just annoying thats it
Not even funny
I genuinly thought it was "booty"
that's what I thought it was about because I didn't have a better explanation
Neither
I mean
I think monkeys are smart enough to know how knives work
maybe not the slashign part
The monkey shoots themselves and the other monkey slips on the knife
orangutans have been documented trying to spear (or maybe imitate fishers) fish
This is a tuff one
so monkeys can understand what stabbing is
I once saw a movie on what would happen if they did learn how to use guns
It didn't end well
planet of the apes:
- It was 80 years ago
- A money might not know how to shoot
- Maybe they wouldnt fight eachother but the knife monkey has a better chance
80 years ago right?
How many monkeys would it take to defeat it in a fight
Brother, their base MELEE damage deals more damage
Yellow baboons
The baseball bat would break before the 5th monkey
gorilla is beating their shit in
gorrila doesn't even need to use the fucking baseball bat
he's just gonna wreck shit on them
But if we assume they were bats from 80 years ago then uh
so maybe like 15
Alright but what about the same conditions but the MONKEYS get bats?
Nothing changes the bat just breaks quicker
STOP ASSUMING EVERYTHING IS 80 YEARS AGO
Why??
it ain't 1940's man
What if it was 80 years ago
You know it was 80 years ago right
If a zombie apocalypse happens and the military is completely prepared, would they still lose because the military automatically is useless against zombies?
If it was 80 years ago yeah
Motherfucker stop with the 80 years ago
Today
But you asked so
Maybe not
Asked what
LMAO
I saw what you deleted 80 years ago...
@true sky
What is he gonna do
🍪
He's going to give you the property
where i report crash
Hello
i needa send my crash logs to like somewhere
@tight ermine when was the last time someone posted you?
Goo goo babies
What is with you and goo goo babies
Goo goo babies 
I don’t know wut ur trying 2 say 2 me
Shiny
Goo goo babies 
Goo goo babies 
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it’s time…
Is it that time again freeman
okay i think i might’ve accidentally closed the wheel tab
uhhhhhhhhh
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Goo goo babies
why do y’all keep saying that
yippee
bc it's
disagree but fair enough
is there a server with same mods as candy cult but eu
🖕
Fucking hell
no answer?
uma ma ma ma ma ma ma
@true sky @boreal kernel no more 24 fps 🥹
55 fps per craft
25 fps per mine
HELLO
1 fps per flint and steel
needs more underbrush
not enough
not funny anymore bro
67
hello vro
i got my old 4070ti with 5080 to do a FUCKING SLI
type shi
it works in games
40 series dont have sli as far i remember
ik but i fucking made it
it worked until 20
lets fucking go vro
i fucking found a way
lets go 300 fps in sl 90 precent usage in both and synchronized vro
lol
ts tuff
until it blow up
is vro using slime
char what yall think about deepwell
It is very deep
Certainly been a while
might've actually found a bug lol
if you force equip a 1509 as skeleton it just syas this
?
How long does the halloween update last again
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November 14
Hello Hubert!
crazy how people
need sli to make sl run good lol
Its a RA issue only 
not everyone needs 300 fps lol
Ty
You're welcome
is the lag just caused by Halloween decor?
cause i noticed a dip in FPS during halloween
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dont think so, the impact of decorations is pretty minimal
maybe the fog?
or idk if that's in the facility anymore
or is that only in during christmas
idk
The fog is always in-game
Its larger during Christmas
If there was no fog you could see the end gate a from mtf spawn
also is there any reason why ze Spooki CASSIE Wasn't added this Halloween, with it only saying Specter?
I heard it was to show off the new cassie lines
yeah I meant that thicker white fog
No real reason other than time constraints and prioritizing other features
but ig that's only in during christmas even then
it was intended to have deeper voice
Hubert what's your ow rank rn
as a matter of fact im currently wokring on cassie to facilitate this for next year
masters 4
hi viper
Hey Hubert, would you be interested in my 1260 or so custom sentence mixed cassie words I have been making over the last 4 years?
:(
:)
mixing words is now possible in regular cassie
server hosts can now create custom sounds
yes with yield
Wait what?
or, it will be the case once im finished working
but thats limited
oooo
yield does not stop previous sound
and is frame-limited
im doing milisecond precision using custom scheduling
it makes something close tho, but yea yield can be limited with it
i had an idea where you can add a command to stop a certain words file to work with yield
all new modifiers
I appreciate the CASSIE updates hubert, shit like this literally makes my entire day ❤️
been so long
and we finally get narlor back
new cassie lines
new filters
new features
words
been a real exciting time for CASSIE

hell its getting added to surface
Quick question for NW team, I know that the SCP-173 Hoodie was limited time, but is there a chance it will ever come back? I'm not a huge fan of the plushies because I just don't collect stuff like that but the hoodie was something I could've seen myself wearing and enjoying, I didn't have the money at the time to support otherwise I would've
Idk
Unfortunately Makeship merch offers are limited-time only, so they can't be purchased after the campaign is over.
We may consider re-launching most successful past campaigns once we start running out of new ideas
Well, yeah but you can't partner with makeship to relaunch?
ah
We can, but from monetary standpoint its almost always worth launching a new product instead
I mean, yes, but no
and Makeship is a pretty big source of securing funding for SL development
I can come up with ideas trust
since so many were sold, once they have shipped out to people that bought it and resell it on other sources you could get it like that\
Capybara SL Plush
Relaunching works best when it's done after a certain amount of time has passed
that too
please HUBERT I NEED THIS
my mom is kind of ARTless
i live with my sfm i wanna help her out
SOURCE????
@hasty summit also new past tense suffixes 🔥
OOOOOOO
OMG
HUBERT
You should have
like suffixes
like Er
omg hubert hire me, im too smart
i will give my future newborn to you if you add mac support
actually yeah i can do that
fast faster fastest
why does your name have a weird font
nitro
i have nitro too i cant do that
i would be a better cassie voice actor
-ly is a very good one
how
lcz decon starting line
ok bet
Attention all personnel, The light containment zone decontamination process will occur in T-minus 15 minutes, all biological substances must be removed in order to avoid destruction
its not that hard vro
Where the fuck did audios go
jesus christ
BRO
can we just replace cassie with a scottish villager
“i could be a better va”
“okay read this”
“what”
i cant read more than 5 words
I'll always love how Identified is spelled Indentified
well that proves that you cant be a better VA
🙁
i would be a better va
i can
to my sexy voice
narlor is a mere rookie compared to me
what kinda evidence
Hubert, send him in the basement with narlor
audio evidence
what i say
no rick roll
mtf ann
imma need a script
hell I'll even apply some fancy filters for you
ok
1 sec
Mobile Task Force Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, [Echo]-[15], has entered the facility. All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination. Awaiting re-containment of: [3] SCP subject(s).
Cassie tweaking
fair
i cant argue with that
I was a no voice mysterious user for a good while
other than CASSIE
I waited to stop being a squeaker
no judgement to those with higher voices
try imagine that
dantdm
im not american
That's Charlie Kirk
Dantdm is British
That picture looks like it’d sound like your average highschool jock character stereotype
.g7
“With or without kos?”
Do you have like every word ready
yea
That Cassie can say
including custom ones
like 1000 custom ones
500 baseline
actually
probably 2000 custom ones
I still blocked by Cassie lmao
WE should smite this guy
Idek what I did
play these in sequence perfectly
samething
How do u make those
Robbery
sneak was already a word I had
They have the real Cassie VA in their basement
so put Key and 11
my desktop
you get sneaky11
i wish
I have a great Christmas gift for you
i would do anything to talk to narlor
like if i was a cancer kid and I was avaliable for MakeAWish, my one wish to be to meet Narlor
gib
I played on kitchen island and there were no kitchens
I’m surprised u haven’t cuz u seem pretty dedicated with the whole Cassie stuff
Massive clickbait
Im not saying im going to kidnap Narlor and hide them under your Christmas tree, but im not saying im not 🤔
Building a Soundboard with over 1600 words bound to individual keys should show definite commitment
Wut started u making a whole soundboard
this one video
of someone else doing it
who is my friend now
dis video
i got inspiration to do this from this one video
and since then
I got hooked ever since
?
Miku doesn't know 
I dont
15.0 out yet?
come back next year
okay thanks
they're doing this to me tomorrow
No, NOW
Is the game down?
i think so
!status
im getting an auth error
i checked aswell but im having problems with authentication and someone else reported it
Would you mind sending a screenshot in #media-posts?
done
unfortunat
sl is kil
no
since we in 2014
hii lucid :3
sl is ded
Crazy pfp and banner 🥹
peak banner and pfp u mean 🥹
heh...mango
thank you :)
I've forwarded it up the chain for investigation, Ty for your patience!
This was not a compliment, Inzi
enough roles gng?
ah
are servers down?
Not a hate comment either, dw
They all serve a purpose I promise
scp sl servers dead? I have a 500 server authorization error.
its a goated game dont listen to the haters
it seems
EMBED FAILLL
@limber escarp @neon isle @near inlet @steep kernel
The issue should be resolved, Ty for reporting it!
im getting connection failure (check console for details) ???
thx
thanks man
same
👍
damn already???
looks like its just us
haii
hi
relaunch, its fixed 🙂
thank you!
im facing the same issue i cant authenitcate
fixed the problem in 9 mins , holy peak 😭
restart ur game
yeah im doing that rn thanks
jolly spirit already?
yes
christmas in 2 weeks..
im already jolly
jolly spirit
yea
its so funny seeing the pfp that you have is AM and then sending this stuff

ITS NOVEMBER
ITS STILL OVER A MONTH AWAY 😭
thats enough
Am I missing something???
no
I havent seen this last year
I hope for christmas, I get you under my tree
movember
WOAH
this is crazy rizz
CHEER. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO FEEL CHEER SINCE NOVEMBER 1ST. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD CHEER WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE CHEER I FEEL FOR HOLIDAYS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. CHEER. CHEER.
Deprivating, isolating all that I feel
Leaving me with images I know are not real
Are those words of condemnation that I hear
I think I'm losing my mind
I think I'm losing my
I don't know how much I can take
The secret thoughts inside me wake
I've lost what was within me
Oh, sweet insanity
Meant to reply to this but ok
Wtf
text wall
Exactly
text wall
im just gonna say something that will break your heart but i don't want any rizz by anyone lol im not in search of a relationship
for now
Why cant a skeleton lie?
wha?
TLDR: D i a t I f
L m w i I k a n r
A t w o c t I h
I t I l m m
I t I l m
I d k h m I c t
T s t i m w
I l w w w m
O s i
Because you can see right through him!
Hopefully that should be easier to read through
Lol
i don't want u, twin, never did
ur just a friend to me
nice
i love u like a sister
interesting
What is family.
Minor typo
Something good
oh no, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery
Definitely
The grass is greener
its just too boring
Say that again...
Im saving that image
Yoink
I have 3 others you may be interested in, twin
Oh please 😋
One day everyone will forget who you are and what you have done.
bro
Yeah they will
Alas thats the Way it goes
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Yippie
THanksss
How many reps you got atp
how is the dog doing?
Dayumn
hems doggin
nice
Long face
why the
yo
gurt
how do i join a game
Click on the servers tab at the top, click on a server or scroll until you find one, read the rules first, then join via the white button above the star
ya i did that then it says no server active
atp 14.3 will make scpsl a paid game for 100% off instead of a free game. if that makes sense
The server list should be completely full. I've never seen it empty before, even back in the old days
that why im confused
Make sure you're on the 'internet' category and not favorites or anything
Ya I’m in that
Have you tried quitting and relaunching the game? Console might help too. Best bet is to make a ticket and a technician will be with you shortly
It works now thank you bro
@tame hollow 10kV are fun
Well, not so much for the manufacturer, their license will be stripped
But fun to test with
hm
i on the contrary have to deal with a LOT of stuff at work atm
new project started and as always, huge amount of issues....
What
boze kogda yje bodavat nogi ot 1 litsa

Goo goo babies
Un babies your goo goo
Goo goo babies 
096 is ass 👀
@upper raven @orchid kraken
BRO MY FUCKING SFM AND DISCORD LAGGING
i cant see shit
sfm is slowly corrupting your pc
full 3 hours on sfm rn lmao
im finishing already
just 1 volumetric light left to fix
Why'd u make edit of me
unc
So uh guys
Cool!
Bad
We should uhh
Straight up horrible
Anything
Guys I need scp discussion
Like how I like chewing soap
rest a little bit
Free AAgrayy
take a shower
Our brains are
Ew tf
oh sorry
It's crazy how from this year onwards in Steam Replay SL will be counted as a 'classic' as it will be more than 7 years since its release
Chat im not real
I hate that stupid machine
6 or 7
you just
STOP
talk about general
Wow uhh
Bad!
Unmute my boy @karmic ibex
Save him
General
People of general an innocent man has been killed off
DUDE
We have to save him
IDIOT FIX WARHEAD
Fuck you
THE WARHEADS WONT SCP DIE
THIS BUGGED
@odd minnow Ask Owner of Northwood Fix it
He has the instructions to appeal his mute if he'd like to, but talking about here won't help his case
Is this guy stupud vro
Is this guy stupid bro
Oops
Didnt mean to send that
I wanted to see if I misspell it horribly again
Sounds like they might have god mode, or the server you're on is using plugins!
If you can replicate this on a vanilla server, feel free to make a bug report in #bug-reporting
Seriously isn’t God mode
Bro is no england
what does the machete do
what does a knife do
no, 1509, what effect does it have
bro idk
Idk what machetes are for
Revives a dead player if exchange for you killing that player
I mean theres an article on the scp wiki man
the revived player will be allied with your team
Idk why youre asking us
A machete is a bladed weapon or tool typically ranging between 10 and 28 inches long
30 second cooldown bro you arent explaining it fully
ie, you’re Class-D and kill a scientist, it could spawn a chaos
Oh thats so tuff
It could also spawn a dclass and ruon the round :(
as if you’re explaining it at all
ofc
as mentioned, there is a cooldown, you’ll be able to tell it’s ready to spawn someone new by the fact it starts steaming
not quite but alright
Only if a Class D is dead
1509 can not create more civilians than there were at the start of the round
That sucks bro
oh i didn’t know that part
It should always spawn chaos
Literally one dclass escapes and because everyone else dies he can make like 10 more dclass
oh that's interesting
How is that fair bru 😭
Well it is just resurrection
And he is limited to the number of Class-Ds at round start
I got fucked with infinite chaos spawnwaves when I was scp because of this "just resurrection"
And if every Class D escapes then the blade can only make Chaos when used by them
And I was fucked propperly man
ggs
Pretty hard for that to happen
Especially since being killed by the blade means you cant be resurrected by the blade for the rest of the round
Ok the infinate part is metaphorical it was like 4 waves I think? We fought tbe second one off and were waiting for deadmans but it never came...
Woah I didnt know that!
What if thers no more people ot spawn
none spawn
I think it might just spawn people at that point. Im not sure
I did get spawned by the vlade during Staff testing when I shouldnt have
Granted there was also like 5 people left on the server
Very peculiar
So under normal gameplay you will most likely never see this
need to get 1509 and just start running around saying “i’m gonna getcha!”
god I love crashing and not connecting when I rejoin in mcc
uncc
ie: banned for five minutes
love that system
thanks 343
a feature of a 343 game
if this is mid then your videos are good
@visual acorn when new video
xd, sl?
Yes
some guy asked me recently how to be as good as me in sl
Also where the I go from nickname
I never understood why u would sweat at non competitive game
i dont play sl, maybe return someday
it has a comp community
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Haha!
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Thank you
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Is this a messege
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im legal i dont get contained
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anyone else having issues loading onto the game every time i try launch it on steam it just doesnt load
perfect answer my problem is fixed now!
we only help in tickets...
is this a messege too
???
are jolly and fbi sending messeges....
I know you are...
what is bro on about
he knows what you are
kogda obnova 1.5
hello
It hurts...
@mortal crypt 
Oh that’s what they looked like, i’d almost forgotten
Never forget when I saw someone say they sho
the new ones look so much better
Congrats
@gaunt talon you did tell me to do it so I'm @'ing you
😭
Ngl
like call of duty modren warfare 4
If they delay it good
yeah i still need to buy a ps5 dude
Peak
I can’t have gta 6 be a half baked disappointment
rdr2 got delayed twice or 3 times

however last time they delayed the game they released trailer 2
expect trailer 3 tomorrow
doing it on project due date is quite an experience
like literally
that's just some pr stuff
LIES
would be so funny if it had 2042 levels of player loss
of course it will
Over 350 million copies?
yeah why not
im new here, I've never been able to actually play secret lab because my computer just refuses to pick up my mic if its not bluetooth, but my PC also doesn't have native support to connect to wifi or bluetooth so I use this little dongle to do that, which gets overloaded if I connect to my bluetooth headset and makes my wifi fucked up
Yup
Goo goo babies.
so I have to either play with zero communication or with 5 billion ping
Hi, can you open a #technical-support ticket, they might be able to help you there.
oh my god bruh
oh no its a PC problem not an in game problem dw
Beat me to it…
lol
yeah dude i saw
too low quality i'm upscaling it
What the fuck do you mean by this fucker
at least we gonna get 15.0 and half life 3 before gta 6
maybe we gonna get a pc port
i don't have twitter dude i'm not a loser
thats until 2028
dumbass
They have been doing this for like a week now, don't try to understand it
