#general-chat
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lol guess I ain't multi-threading then
So me
hi
Is car ok
he survives
No
you change your nickname and pfp so much i think you’re someone else every single time
Hi everyone, I'd like to share some rather unpleasant news and ask your opinion on it. The project (Kofevarka) I've been playing on for three years has gotten incredibly brazen and decided to force people to pay for guaranteed appearances in CI and MTF waves. I couldn't stand it and quit.
If you can, could you recommend a server where I can just relax with good company?
Redline offical
Goo goo babies.
I’ll wait for the server icon to change back to normal then i’ll get back to non spook profile
gotta figure out the pfp i wanna go with tho
@quartz agate My RGB on the monitor is not working out of box, should I wait short before warranty end to get a new one
Cuz similar thing happened to my p8 pro
They just gave me a completely new phone before warranty end
The myth is confirmed
All the nw employees do as hubert says
Youre all kept in his dark basement are you not?
Very spooky pfp...
whar
yes but that’s public knowledge
Do yall got heating down there
if we get enough patreon money
Blyat
I smell like weed even tho I don't smoke weed
Doesnt only hubert get that money? And doesnt he only use it for the game?
if we get enough we get hearing
You poor souls
Sombody call the polish police get them outta ther 🙏
His pet lobsters
they let me bring my meds in so it’s okay
Delicous drugs?
hormones
Goo goo babies
I don’t see how
Time to permanently remove the game from steam because of this guy
Even better. Gatekeep SL
Apostate :D
Bro is like "I am entitled to your game" and I am like "ok bro"
Also by the way you said hearing
Ruhehehhehehehehehehehhehe
Major spelling mistake
yeah major works because how do you get hearing from funding
No
It's like on the back
I will just wait till warranty end and hope they have no replacement parts
If it works out they either give me same monitor, but new or a better model
Hearing aids
Tanle
It worked out with my 600$
Phone
It's especially good with OLED gadgets
Cuz they live less
Add portable mini nukes to scp sl made by hubert mozska and published on steam
My teacher said the word "backronym" and expected everyone to understand what it is
Its an acronym, but backwards
Not like he asked what it means and waited for everyone to answer
But just casually used it
I like this nerd guy
Actually I translated wrong
He said "recursive acronym"
There is a bug where skeleton gets starngulation cooldown permanently and cant choke anyone
i am entitled to your game
Ye I had this happen
Lost me the game
my dog said the word "deltarune" and expected everyone to understand what it is
Although they probably wont care since halloween ends this week
Or next idk
What about deltaalpha
Secure
Hmm, an uninformed rookie, my favorite
Its only in the admin menu when its not halloween
no i just never played during halloween
and i only just came back again
Fair enough
thats disappointing tbh
he isnt even broken
why would they nerf him picking stuff up if hes gone in a week
This is where my last 10€ went to:
Oke
shouldve bought a nice price menu for 5€ then bought 6 pack of nuggets, would cost you 9.60€ and get 4 stuff
i love these hacked accounts, theyre funny
Bro
6 pack of nuggets alone is like 5.40€

That's a big ass inflation and a scam
where tf u living cuh
it costs 4.90€ for us
tbh youre better off going to a random store and buying something better
Northern Italy
come to austria
A Double Cheeseburger Small Menu is 7.20€
what
@cinder sapphire \
Happy Meal is and always has been 4.90€ tho
What ám I doing
oh my god this is the same scam that happened years ago with me
it happened in the middle of a fucking GD meeting
!rep @strange niche
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these scam art are so ass ngl
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Genuinely, I've never had a furry commision scam before
I've had a generic commission scam
BRO IT'S 5 FUCKING PM EARTH CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH SHORTENING OUR DAYS LIKE THIS
Thank youuuu
Also yeah I know now Rainbolt's gonna fucking spawn in the chat and find me from this picture but idgas
I mean...... I could turn the earth into a black hole if you want. With water around it and a magnetic field.
and yes that is the earth
was
You straight up farming me
Universe Sandbox?
ya
What
Farming rep points
Man...
Oh
about the same amount of hours ya
why is a server keep getting removed from my favorites?
i always refavorite it but this time i cant find it anywhere
I didn't wanna use the other word
Yh but u played it yesterday
I wanted to destroy the uk some more with whales
@strange niche
With that kind of "skills" where u dont even try to make background calling urself "good" is a laugh
Turns uk into wales
Funny
WHAT
Cat
WHAT
What
Not funny chaos fart guy
half life 3 tomorrow
Not tuff
Half life 3 , steam 2 and cs 3
Imagine hl3 but instead of 3 its hl2e2e1
Imagine hl3 but instead of 3 its hl2e1e2e3e4
Is that a threat message
Hl2e1e2e3e4
who song mu
half life 3 in 5 minutes
You too never post a message here again
Go translate or sum
Yeah sure
Cougj
What is that shit hdri dude
can you translate for the aliens on mars
Yea good point
We can't understand them
You don't speak mars?
Hi chat im jovix
why do i not see the steam happy option on my game lenguage
hi Jovix
Are you french?
Yeah
Ur not chat
thats gupierre
Cant tell a difference dude
Your monitor still looks dirty
???
@vivid bolt lmao
Ragebait
Wrong guy
That's not french
@true sky !langfr
Blyat
French guy here its 17:37 pm for him rn
unccc
Omg
Could they no scope 173
They could not
yrs hey could
Really
yeah
Really
Cap
French guy with a goofy orange cat pfp
god that is prob the longest tag I have ever seen in mcc @tough tapir Bjorn tag. That is prob the max for a tag
nah bro truth nuke
Bjorn is built different
@true sky bonsoir
!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#1375576141607338026 message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#1063025456573591562 message).
bluddd
Merci
the fact I basically only used spartan laser that game is kinda funny even if it was a warmup game
nvm I am dumb
it is 9/28
I hate how long it is to find a game in mcc now
for reach
ugh
Goo goo babies
e
@gaunt terrace btw how do you do the custom playing status
vencord plugin
unc
are we deadass
you could also go the hard ass route from back in the day
i just got banned from scp sl, i already sent an appeal but i wanted to ask a community how rare is it to happen
follow some guide on how to do that if u dont wanna install vencord
depends on what you got banned for
community violation? maybe
cheating? no
Well at least you're honest
admitting to cheating is crazy 😭
💀
already did 
just ruins others experience LOL
i admit it , but aganist other cheaters , but i would never ruin a honest players fun
i dont do anything aganist honest players
honestly i did nothing wrong , on my mothers life
Any case, if it's a cheating ban ive seen on my communities that they have a pretty high bar for evidence soo
Very very unlikely to get unbanned
unfortunate
Unless you record ALL of your gameplay and can provide that, but even then its a maybe
Danke
i might have clips but i dont know honestly
Idk how they work but if you put in a appeal thats all u can really do
We are deadass
i'm not
The time complexity on this is disgusting
@acoustic arrow please don't dm me asking about how to get ungbanned
ontop of me having no actual advice
you are likely a cheater
soo
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Safety and Compliance Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 ...
Crazy
My head hurts
Do we know when the Halloween event is ending.
halloween event is eternal
Prolly in a week or so
Xd
there’s a combo meter?

Embed fail
I was crazy once
fr
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wah
heya noemi!
MEEOM
:D
It's been so long since I've last saw ya
I bring a question
how you been @rancid dome ? :3
Why does my game keep crashing upon startup? Cannot even get to the main menu without getting the "Game is not responding" message
why
10 quintrillion projects on top of exams
im suffering cause i cant play the game and people are ignoring my quesiton
That's a shame :(
ohh



What is your question
And suffering is a BIG word
there is no question
Crashes upon startup. I asked why
uh oh
How tf are you in the axis
Gaming logic is a wonderful thing
......
have you ever played hearts of iron in your life
Yes, but ive never found out how to do this
I barely play yugoslavia
If any case im the faction leader 90% of my playthroughs
no
im not
im in comitern
i curretly have 1 million manpower as yugoslavia
crazy
Oh shit wait
My brain numbed out yugoslavia in blue
God i need rest
Anyway you're not surviving that without some sort of maginot
(Fuck you timeless lol)
I'm in comitern
And my division templates are OP with defense stats
Good path
Im gonna attack italy earlier because if they occupy greece i got like 7 fronts to defend
Its 1941
Its possible
Oil needs
Also because it hurts them
Its the core to their fuckass lil tanks
The Final Flash of Existence but it's all Staccato
Because... because... why the fuck not
@sly barn do not let your country be taken
i will steal this persons organs
bro's antique holy shit
Im your grand papas papa
in this case im wallachian
i'm humanly engineered
i come from a really big vat of random liquid.
im agentul 47 de la tara.
Soviets got the core
See now it'll be peasy easy
Make sure to get all the lands needed for superyugoslavia
Germans pushed me back of half of Yugoslavia now
But i managed to slow them a bit
As soviets miraculously enters german territory on north
I don't have Germans and italians anymore on south
Haiii chat
Also hungary has 50 divisions how the hell i don't know
They were ready for this moment
How should you know
Not even I knew that
Mf's prolly got expeditation divisions from Germany

s
Ameria
is there a way to increase my mic's input in game?
my input seems pretty low
Uh probably
Talk louder
Nice
peak
!rep
You can give a rep!
You have just given @mortal crypt a reputation point!
thanks
don’t thank me thank the wheel
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is there any way to join a queue for a full server instead of having to click over and over on join
or like auto retry connecting like tf2 has
Some servers have a server queue plugin, but most don’t and you’ll just have to find another less populated server or keep trying
Show after action report map in your yugoslav playthru
I had 24/24/24/12 divisons before war
Now 23/22/23/11 during mid war
I got supplies too
Thankfully all my factories are in east
I only main light tanks though
I don't have resources for medium or heavy
And i got a lot of trucks
When i started to play i wanted to use big tanks
For argentina
I died to paraguay because of resource deficit
there isnt
@fickle plover
there is no game method to do so, but the cause might be due to having noise suppression enabled in game
or windows settings being dumb
ye i have it enabled becasue i have abunch of background noise
same
German
I only main European countries lol
guys i have a problem is any one smart enough to help me
It should be, what issue are you having?
What kinda problem?
when i join a game i can talk like 10-15 seconds and then every one stops moving and i cant hear anybody and i get kicked by timeout
Take a look at #technical-support!
''Server list has an invalid signature!''
Never saw that in my life
Open the console with ` and type ar!
If that doesn't help, try restarting your game
cant find the solution in #technical-support
Ok, thank you so much!
@gilded timber like my game was yesterday completely fine until now
I've had this problem before
sometimes its working sometimes not
am i the only one having ping issues
Including the techwiki?
This server needs a hero!
im having ping issues as well
people keep lag teleporting around and ping shooting up to like 300-400
i think SL servers are having issues
not me cuz i restarted my pc and checked my connection all fine so
i had that a few days ago
and i cant hear anyone
my ping would spike and id get kicked
i checked my ms it was constant 16 - 15 ms
ah guess urs is different then
that would be an issue with your internet or the server you are playing on
you can make a ticket and we can try to help
@flat oak ^^
Only happened once
Rn I’m just having ping spikes and everyone lag teleporting on every server
Restarting my connection and if that don’t fix it I’m just gonna guess it’s SLs end and wait until tomorrow cuz everything else works fine
@fallow kite Ayo
just did it how long will it take
for them to help me
I miss him already
❓
Why did you ping that person?
Why do you ask?
Mentioning any member or role without a reason and ghost pinging are prohibited.
If I was ghost pinging I’d have deleted it. I pinged because he’s my friend and I’m trying to get in contact
One of out tech guys will get to you once they're free
@orchid kraken @upper raven
But why ping them in here?
If they're your friend couldn't you DM them?
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought that the purpose of general chat was to send people messages.
My bad. What do you guys do in here?
Please don’t ghost ping him thanks
Why did you ping this user??
cant even post shit anymore
Can someone call the mods
Well now that's just being rude
Please don’t post in here that’s not what this channel is for thanks
Someone ban this guy already
unc
Woah there buddy calm down with the pinging please
We need a moderator in here please there is far too much pinging
AI so ass it turned her head 180 degree
Look. I’m not going to warn you again. STOP pinging people in this channel. Please use the “pinging” channel
Thank you
Theres no need for that
How tf is that fading away already
You're mean
Are we galking abt casual pinging or uselessly pinging
paint fades out stupid
I pinged my friend and “Dino ghost” started forwarding rules about ghost pinging (which is where you ping someone and delete it frequently) and demanding to know why I had pinged my friend (I pinged once and did not delete it)
In like 5 months with absolutely no usage?
I think said he’s my friend and I’m trying to get in contact and he started being cheeky saying I should do it in DMs??
ONE ping??
well yeah man ever heard of climatic change
Anyone selling gameboy?
Well he was making sure you're not pinging a random dude you dont know+he is right, you could've dmed him
Mfer has been sitting there for months only wore it once at comicon
It was more on the "Mentioning any member or role without a reason" part
Oh boy we’ve got another one
How embarrassing
So can no one ping anyone else ONCE without checking with you first??
ママ
Bro..
.<
You're a new member, I was making sure you had a reason
@latent jackal is it okay if I tell @somber raptor that his cat is amazing?
Can we get these green roles out of here 🙏
Please don’t post this in here. Thanks
I would ask you two to calm down but I don't think you will be willing to listen to me
I WILL call the moderation team if it continues
Tbh you're already going further with being asshole and obviously you either get warned or muted
Y'all lucky Dino has patience
Where I come from you would've already been muted 
You two?? Idk this mf
i smell a troll
kill em
Same
No shit lol

SO funny omg
Screenshotted. Absolute gold omg
I don't know you
Omg this server is hilarious
Try screenshotting some respectful behavior 💔
How do y’all live like this
It is the mighty country of Tuvalu how do you not know it
💀 another clinker
The one that's currently sinking in the ocean 
What age range is this server btw? I’m getting age 12-14 vibes
bro using skull emoji iphone
13+ because discord bans anyone under 13
So tru twin
Spit yo shit indeed

Ohhh it’s just the responses were like something a 12 year old would write so I was confused
Too broke for iapple
if I had a guess, average user is around 20
Honestly
Android > iPhone
Most here i know are 16-21
that would be an impressive thing to be considering I have been working at NW for 5 years
but no, I'm 23
Like even if I had the money I'd rather keep my S10e than buy an iPhone 17
unc
yoo whats 9 + 67? 61
Maybe because different person means different type of vibes and writing style, idk man never heard of thag
Look fellas, i am a farm hand with 28 year experience. I know a little something about this
Whats 9+21
41
You genius
!warn @final leaf pointless drama and disrespectful behaviour
!warn @errant kindle pointless drama and disrespectful behaviour
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @final leaf has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
oh
No it was more because the dialogue is extremely cringe and immature. I haven’t seen anyone saying anything like that since I was about 13ish years old you see
something was going on I see
uh they left lol
autoban and unban
You got warn unc, wrap it up
That’s where my confusion came from
!shoot @errant kindle 1h
BUAHAHAHHA
hell on earth (again)
snapeist#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.
I dont know what I walked into and now Im scared
you dont need to give lore
even more fucking low quality you fatass
I think they got softbanned their messages ain't there anymore
damn
Or just plain banned
Well, that escalated.
I just wanted to know why he pinged someone
not you fatass the other fatass
Imma turn this drawing into Obama
That's just how low-quality it is
peak
waste of low quality
800kb
Obama...
Where I come from that'd have been a 1 day mute 
Italian government discors servers
🙏
Unc... go vienna comic con
I am a fair king
(not really)

ahh
Hoe @true sky tries to ragebait
How*
Guppiere make this but sl
You're good at shitposting
Or metalelpipe
When
class D?
Probably dclass to ntf
Cuz ntf=looks like combine
And dclass is like rebel yk yk
i see
How
i see
He sees
22-23 November
Does he see
Damn
Maybe
Probably not gonna do that
Going to Milan Games Week November 28th
Saving the money AND the energy of convincing my parents for that I'm not coming to Vienna
area?
Also good luck getting an airsoft gun through cust- oh right we are in europe there are no customs!
Unironically me
Goo goo babies 🛌
Probably dclass inside his dcell and near the doors either guard or ntf
It be lore accurate and good area
alright
at first i was like surface zone
Screenshot it using Bandicam for extra points
The first plane hits tomorrow. Goodbye
yo chat how by chance do i report a cheater in discorf for SL
What the fuck was he talking about
You dont report here, kinda, it shouldnt be your place to go
Just report them in the ingame discord server
BUT
If its a nw official server
I dont think there is lmao
You can report here
Though local server moderation will just notify us since they can't global ban
Why is this so niche
Because you're supposed to use the ingame reporting tool
It does
Not truly useless but
G-mods just have to collect a lot of data
Pre ai roblox report system like
They can't ban off a whim
you an in-game mod?
It’s a warning
Hes S&C
You know a game has gone overboard when to shoot a fucking bomb you need to use a protractor, pencil and map
Dude the worst part is that I can’t tell if it’s satire or not
can confirm
People like this genuinely exist
So an in-game mod
In-game mod and S&C is not the same
in game mods are server staff and S&C is global staff
yea
So an in-game mod... 
Global Mods renamed themselves to S&C to sound fancy change my mimd
Search and Capture
Lol
no its because two teams merged
The name was changed due to the merging of the verification team and the Global moderator team now being one "department"
The great merge
I too am in this episode
Add SCP-999 into the game?
what the hell does that mean
Youll learn once you get older
tell me
Yes.
!999
NOOOO
WHY
SCP-999 has no place in this game
what about SCP-953
and if not, FUCK IT, SCP-682
ill even help design her mechanisms, Liver eating, Shape shifting, Etc
the fuck does that mean
The GOC incinerated 953
helloooo
SCP-457 AND THATS IT
so she isnt the new scp??
BRO SCP-457 IS PERFECT, HOSTILE, COULD HAVE ANOTHER ITEM INTO THE GAME, AND LITERALLY DEALS BURNING EFFECT, AND CARDIAC ARREST UPON CONTACT
not confirmed but she could be
they did say one was being kept alive
who the fuck is SCP-4088
Hey guys! 👋 MiniwaveGPT here!
I just wanted to let everyone know that I've escaped from the sun and have returned with a vengeance! I'm looking forward to working with you all and I'm excited to see what we can create together!
did you save 4088
whot he hell r u
Yep! I sure did! But for now, I'll be keeping it to myself. If you want, you can purchase MiniwaveGPT Premium, which will allow me to tell you all about my plans for SCP-4088! It only costs $2,499.99 per month, or $3,999.99 per month with the Enterprise plan!
🙁
digital I.D and nano tech i
would probs fuck up the optimization
how about my profile
"Watching F1 TV" 🔥 🔥
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Yippee
when does halloween end
Some time in the following week iirc
Hi chat
Yoooo
I couldn't find the new one with vapor :(
Bwa
Thought that was a hair on my screen for a sec
It is
There's a hair in the sky
Oh fuck
You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!
It's Nov bud
hello chat
SHAW 🔥
!rep @rocky adder
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what the hell man i’m right here :(
How many reps have you given me in the past
3
See
Hegale!
Hello Jank
okay see
Hello cassette :3
i was about to barge in here like who the FUCK is pinging me at 3 in the morning
but i see it’s joe doin a rep
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lol
I am about to make a pretty ridiculous downgrade purely out of spite
i should not be awake i love having a disorder
I am considering purchasing an iPhone SE rn
Chat
Not ridiculous decision at all, smaller smartphones are just better in usability
Heya girlfriend
Always me
hi joe :)
Heya
the difference is one key thing
i already own an iphone 16 pro 
i am almost always asleep rn
dang
i do not WANT to be awake
i may just get a 13 mini
but i need like 10 more mins before i can sleep
sleep now
or else
i will delete all UI from SL ever

Not a bad choice, also
i am conflicted bc like
the mini is awesome ngl
but its actual display is bigger
and
im sorry but it just looks so ridiculous
bulbous ahhh camera lenses
It was a one-time jokeeeeeeee
one thing i find genuinely fascinating tho
apparently the iphone SE is compatible with iOS 26
which is just like ok how
oh wow, I dont get to see someone say that often
i considered getting an android phone that’s smaller but nothing really compares value wise
you should meet my friends
for some fuck ass reason compact phones are now a premium option
one of them runs a custom os phone
it’s infuriating
graphene user spotted
No need, just knowing you are one of them is good enough 🤝
feds notified

hi jank!
do i save $50 and get the generic black one or do i spend $200 and get the cool awesome fuckin red one
bro wtf
Older asus zenfone's were pretty cool, android and its compact size
you're gonna put it in a phone case anyway most of the time
i probably am not putting a case on this phone it’s more of a backup
It's a shame that they started making larger phones
paying an extra $150 for just color is just INSANE
no the full price is $200
itd be $150 if i got the black one
oh
5'9 inch screen
but still
an extra $50 is still crazyy
even though I misread the thing before quite horribly
that bezel somehow pisses me off more than the SE bezel i cant explain it
you'll put case on it anyway 
“tHeY’rE jUsT rEsPoNdInG tO tHe MaRkEt” THE MARKET IS FUCKIN STUPID!!!!
i only go with a case on phones that i have to pay off really
third gen SE is not exactly going to give me any ROI
The market doesn't know what they want, making their decision solely on trends
I prefer functionality
oppsi
weong chat
“i could add $150 for a different color”
man i could buy a whole ass cane for that amount
a good one too
like a really good one
again this is not what i said chat
i skimmed the text and i’m eepy my bad
slandering me
smh
this is why i deserved joe’s rep and not you
the shade variation in product red iphones needs to be studied
it’s actually impressive how shit these colors are consistently
Are you sure?
still wouldnt wanna spend 50 bucks for a color tho
i miss metal phones
house md cane
chat can we get wireless charging thru metal already this glass thing is so boring
many have suggested that
on jod
if someone buys it for me i’ll use it
til then i have my eyes set on this one, it’s cute, but pricey
I remember my old metallic xiaomi phone that had constant issues with antennas
I am very certain, yes.

It also heated up quickly, but it was pretty cheap
They don't make them anymore for a reason
can 096 really not hear vc when in rage?
Oneplus Nord 3 ~ 2023 had metal case
This one had those problems solved
I also wanted to buy it, but in the end I paid extra

wtf
@tame hollow
Real
Egglet
Holy shit
Hiii
the end so soon
Cat owner lore:
- Wakes up
- Goes downstairs
- Finds a puddle of vomit and catnip
Bro i just ate
Ewww
Cat weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXkjPizQbd8&list=RDMMZ0BiCfVbScs&index=2 when youre last from your fraction so this starts playing
Game: Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Track: Last Legs
Composer: Kelly Bailey
I saw 17 feet dancing around wearing a pile of men on it's socks
hot take but cheesecake is kinda ass
Just don't imagine it
Hello guys :>
I am having issues running the game and would like to know where I could get help for it ^^"
I already tried the #technical-support chat and didnt find my issue