general-chat

[crimson salmon]

Jolly goo goo babies

Hmmm

Might rename myself to that

[cinder sapphire]

I would advise you not to talk to the outdated machine right now. He needs to work

his soulmate is calling him

[crimson salmon]

OOOH I JUST REALISED HE HAS AN UMA PROFILE

My man

He gets jolly goo goo babies

[tough tapir]

[green verge]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[tough tapir]

anything but training

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-gold-ship-umamusume-goldshi-gif-14399165087319518290

[green verge]

i have to watch the anime

[midnight swift]

hiii

[strong dune]

And goodbye

[midnight swift]

;(

[tough tapir]

and get put into a sack by spica

[upper raven]

Lia

[toxic drum]

@zenith roost Hi, could u reply me in pm?

[icy flume]

Good evening

[gaunt talon]

Evil evening

[tough tapir]

neutral evening

[upper raven]

bad evening

[languid radish]

Nice evening

[serene coyote]

steamhappy evening

[steep summit]

is YT down again

[upper raven]

Who even watches YT in 2025

[gaunt talon]

Everyone

[upper raven]

whos everyone

whos that guy

[gaunt talon]

Me

It's the only social media platform on my phone other than discord

[wispy raven]

Facebook?

[astral ibex]

Mastodon

[slender inlet]

lone wolf right here

[languid radish]

The wild hubert appears

[upper raven]

Blay

[sharp olive]

Hiiiii

[midnight swift]

Hoii

[sharp olive]

Hows the weather over in pizza land

Its so cold here

[midnight swift]

Good in my zone

[sharp olive]

I might have caught a cold

[upper raven]

west vs east ahhh moment

[true sky]

ahhhh moment

[rocky adder]

it just turned november why are you festive…

[upper raven]

67

[true sky]

getting too political

[upper raven]

It's a game vro

[sharp olive]

🖕

[upper raven]

What

[sharp olive]

I hate that number

[lost hedge]

Greetings

[true sky]

dont listen to the haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

[sharp olive]

Listen to the haters they got a point

[wispy raven]

does anyone know where i can find memes turned into sl models

becasue i swear every meme has a remix with the sl model but i cant find them anywhere

[void vapor]

Howdy

[next cloak]

@past dune only 100 hours ish

[upper raven]

Least crazy programming person

[next cloak]

has to run on my laptop n pc

and transfer them back to back

[modern willow]

What is this?

[wispy raven]

omg i finally got the get 3 kills with the particle disruptor ina singe round achievment

[modern willow]

good for you

[upper raven]

Make it stop

[next cloak]

Missile guidance and radar scans

For my project

[modern willow]

is this a school project or something else?

[next cloak]

u could say so

[modern willow]

good for you

[supple totem]

lil ahh guy

have a cookie🍪

[modern willow]

nom

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 40 minutes, 49 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rocky adder]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rocky adder]

wheel time

[tough tapir]

wheel of wheel

[rocky adder]

this wheel is starting to feel biased

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[supple totem]

bro who let this wholesome ahh mf in

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-artillery-cannon-zis-3-firing-gif-10889269028097843985

[supple totem]

have a cookie gang

🍪

[rocky adder]

I am NOT wholesome lmao

[rancid dome]

[supple totem]

stfu, wholesome ahhhhhhh AAHHHHHH AHHHHH!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

have a choccy milk

[strong dune]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3vPjVjWoAAauFj.gif

[rocky adder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155902628878897265/1168620874035892364/scpsl-3114-dance.gif

[grizzled wagon]

how much money for game optimisation update?

[tough tapir]

three

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[bold crypt]

Input System module state changed to: ShutdownInProgress.
Input System polling thread exited.
Input System module state changed to: Shutdown.
why is my server not working

[low lantern]

Can u guys help me (shows no server avialable) tho im new to play

[languid radish]

Restart the game

[low lantern]

says server list has invalid siganture

[languid radish]

Restart steam

[low lantern]

ok

[languid radish]

Youre welcome michael jackson

[midnight swift]

20k

[grizzled wagon]

you get a free kebab

best i can do

wait a goddamn minute

youre not even a developer

[languid radish]

Shit id make that deal

[grizzled wagon]

you get nothing

[midnight swift]

Im not a dev but can tell you that this game is so ass

[grizzled wagon]

you get one

[next cloak]

zamn

[midnight swift]

That it would cost thousands

[languid radish]

Yay

[grizzled wagon]

ive been crashing all fucking week

[midnight swift]

Don’t worry my pc can run so many heavy games in RTX at 100 more but sl at 30 fps

[next cloak]

Framegens in SL when

[languid radish]

30????

Inshala brother pray for a new pc

[grizzled wagon]

mate its been crashing all halloween event

its pain

no candy

[midnight swift]

Me???

I can play ghost of tsushima at 180 fps ultra

Rtx

Cyberpunk at 100 fps

And not this game

[languid radish]

Oh you think thats impressive?

I can run squad on goose gay at epic settings on 190fps

[true sky]

41 67

[languid radish]

Goose *bay mb

[midnight swift]

Never player that

[grizzled wagon]

because NW prioritises shitty updates instead of optimisation

[languid radish]

Supposedly the recent 9.0 update introduced "optimization" but it still makes 90% of players pcs sound like an a320

[languid radish]

Very shitty updates indeed

[grizzled wagon]

"recent"

[next cloak]

u lwky brainrotted twin

but i agree

[languid radish]

Its been a few months ill admit but like

[true sky]

@mortal crypt lowkey unplayable

[true sky]

not even a bit

[grizzled wagon]

"few"

[mortal crypt]

your vid ain't rendering vro

[true sky]

got damn it

why it doing that

[mortal crypt]

clip ruined

[true sky]

even on phone it alint loading for me

[true sky]

is it cuz i render on 1080p?

[mortal crypt]

i don't know

[rancid dome]

yall cant watch the clip?

[mortal crypt]

nvm it worked

[true sky]

on phone i cant watch my own clip

but on pc yes

shit just stays stuck in first frame

[mortal crypt]

animator issue also you lowkey suck ass dude

[true sky]

stop milking it

[mortal crypt]

no you actually suck ass

☠️

[next cloak]

Ron no1 glazer

[mortal crypt]

yeah i love RoN

its so peak

[true sky]

milking it

[next cloak]

Its fun game

[mortal crypt]

but he sucks ass

[next cloak]

But idk

Feels like we could have more stuff

But its p good

From my experiences

The ai sometimes just hides from u

Which is a bit annoying running around like 15 min

To look for them

[mortal crypt]

that what is made for

the AI is made to hide dude

this is a swat game after all

the AI should function like real life suspects

i'm milking these clips bc i don't have time to play RoN anymore

[next cloak]

I dont even have time for anything but works

😔

[supple totem]

why

[next cloak]

Cause I have a job

And internship projects

And classes 😔

[supple totem]

I'm sorry gang

[supple totem]

whatchu in school for

[next cloak]

Nobody should be in hell like me

[slim wing]

https://tenor.com/view/haechan-127hivemind-alpha-wolf-nct-nct-haechan-gif-26541424

[next cloak]

Soft engineering

[true sky]

saying that shit like you cant quit at any moment

[next cloak]

UR RIGHT

I could be an Alcoholic

24/7

[true sky]

become unemployed

[supple totem]

if you quit you're immediately a bottom and gay

[true sky]

drive at hih speed on school area

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[next cloak]

Aw man

[supple totem]

you got this shi gang

[next cloak]

Ik

Engineering not that bad

Well

I lie

[mortal crypt]

😿 unlucky dude

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[supple totem]

you so kewl and smart

[mortal crypt]

i'm unemployed

[next cloak]

Nah u

Kewl

[mortal crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/478224237065273344/1167900354785050725/Albert_scientist_Nikola_D-class.gif

[supple totem]

no you

[next cloak]

Im genuinely brainrot and all I wanna make is missiles and forward wings

Planes concept

Again

And spinny radar that make my brain super dopamine

[next cloak]

No u

Also W gym rat

[supple totem]

you, have a cookie g🍪

[true sky]

can it explode by accident randomly?

[next cloak]

My forearms and waist are the only good stuff

I been working on

[supple totem]

shoot her

[true sky]

chainsawman outfit

[rancid dome]

You shoot them in the head, it goes boom.

[next cloak]

Yup

[rancid dome]

For some reason

[next cloak]

And my formal suits

[mortal crypt]

no

[next cloak]

For work

[true sky]

unrealistic

[mortal crypt]

unless you shoot her

[true sky]

never playing RoN again

[next cloak]

I watched the chainsaw man movie

It was so fire

[supple totem]

how old are you gang

[upper raven]

New pc tomorrow

[true sky]

unccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

[rancid dome]

Funny thing is I've shot those civs to death before and it doesnt explode. They only do when I tap the head or the vest

[upper raven]

Now its 41 fps

[true sky]

what gpu

cpu

[rancid dome]

It's really weird that the head triggers it as well

[upper raven]

R7 5700x

And 6750 xt

[true sky]

the LOD is actually ass in RoN

[true sky]

dude....

[upper raven]

Yes

[tough tapir]

eated the c4

:(

[upper raven]

Is that 67 fps to you?

[next cloak]

20s

[supple totem]

I'm 22

[upper raven]

Why baggy jeans

[true sky]

you look fatter in this picture

[supple totem]

do not tell me you wore that while exercising

[supple totem]

be nice

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131208427822125138/1253196254431936575/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[supple totem]

I'll take your choccy milk privileges away I stg

[next cloak]

Nuce

[true sky]

ok too far

[next cloak]

Its comfy fits

So

I wear baggy clothes for casual

Otherwise i also workout in my suits

Or formal outfits

I dont have time so

[supple totem]

are you mentally challenged

[next cloak]

Dude im that busy

But I still workout daily

For 1-2h

[supple totem]

you're going to get a heat stroke doing dumb shit like that

[next cloak]

I make time for it

[upper raven]

Real

[next cloak]

My gym got ac

Also

That's why

Like

Ik the fits isn't made for gym

[supple totem]

so does mine but your body temp still going to rise faster. you'll get tired quicker and you'll stink like a mf

[next cloak]

But im on a tight schedule and I wanna keep my gains

[next cloak]

Nah

Dw

Its only after I done all the work

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[next cloak]

Then I went straight to gym

And head home

Im built different ig

[supple totem]

just pack a gym bag bruh

[next cloak]

Yeah I been keeping that in mind

But keep forgetting to buy

I only pack creatine w me

And 2 cans of redbull

[supple totem]

I'm mad at you rn gang

[next cloak]

Dw gang

[supple totem]

you gotta keep gym safety in mind

[next cloak]

Im mad too

[supple totem]

be more considerate of your health rn

RN

[next cloak]

Im healthy

W

[upper raven]

Smol slav

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856341722169606165/1270287162041962529/deepfry.gif

[mortal crypt]

dexter fit

[next cloak]

It is

But its also a p good casual

So

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies.

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[next cloak]

@rancid dome HOLY

MARIAS TOUR

[rancid dome]

Excuse me, who?

[next cloak]

The Marías

Im def going for sure since they're my fav band growing up

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[tight parcel]

Alright starting from the next week, we all have a new schedule. Yes even you

Monday - rest from the weekends

Tuesday - preparation to work

Wednesday - work

Thursday - rest after work

Friday - preparation for weekends

Any questions?

[upper raven]

These are protective layers that block radiation rays
Paper > blocks alpha
Aluminium> blocks beta
Lead> blocks gamma
Concrete>blocks neutron

[strange niche]

I have created a monkey that makes ethanol

This is my greatest achievement

[frank comet]

hola alguien me ayuda en 8 logros?

Hi, can someone help me with 8 achievements?

[tough tapir]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[true sky]

@upper raven

vrchat top 1 worst game oat

[sharp olive]

Talks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[sleek estuary]

talks

does anyone here know stuff about davinci resolve?

im trying to export videos and the quality is always dog shit

ive tried using a bunch of different settings

lmao ok i somehow exported it to 5GB (the original video was 2GB) and it doesn't load 😭

[sharp olive]

Wow

[next cloak]

Damn

[sharp olive]

Then why dislike it

Thats gonna Tell em you dont like that answer

[upper raven]

Its incorrect

[sharp olive]

Oh

Yeah makes sense then

[rancid dome]

1. (10

[quaint holly]

bro forgot the 3rd parenthesis subtraction

[rancid dome]

tbf, it was nearly there had it not just printed out the 1. (10 out of nowhere and just kept going lol

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

back to work I must go now

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Up up and away to worko

[torpid path]

yes vr chat is ass

[next cloak]

Did u try on

The shirt I sent

Or its too big/small

[rancid dome]

I am still stuck in uni doing projects

I will get to try it out in ~1 week's time 😭 😭 😭

[next cloak]

Alr

Lmk if the shirt fits or not

But either way I ain't doing shit anyway

That's 120 euro shirt right there

U got it

[rancid dome]

Yeah I was gonna say like as if you'd get me a replacement anyway if it doesnt

[next cloak]

Prob not

Such a hassle

And I dint think I can

Dont

[granite drum]

hows it going yall

[royal girder]

p

[sonic musk]

hello northenwood staff

[sleek estuary]

noorthenwood

[sonic musk]

🧏

[rancid dome]

Hello?

[sonic musk]

hi

[torpid path]

for christmas you need make the waterfall to turn into ice

[rancid dome]

what

what do you think I do at NW

[torpid path]

nothing

[rancid dome]

exactly

[hardy aurora]

hate when the ai dont give the answer too 🥀

[serene coyote]

U discord moding art design

[rancid dome]

no?

[serene coyote]

Yes

[rancid dome]

no

[serene coyote]

Just say yes

You are a real NW

[south dock]

why do you need ai for this

[rancid dome]

Pay me then I will say yes.

[south dock]

lowkey cooked

[serene coyote]

Another NW is fake

[serene coyote]

You fake nw.

NW never want money

They want to be free

[sonic musk]

report noemi

[rancid dome]

You never knew this?

[serene coyote]

And maybe water

And passport

Maybe list all of this more big

[upper raven]

It was for experiment it was not an actual question

💔

[south dock]

🥀

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[serene coyote]

Graaavy

[sleek estuary]

erm what do u mean??? ai is everything! ai will make our lifes better, ai will replace the jobs of hard working humans for not ai slop!

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267140724957122583/1329084185511591979/togif.gif

[south dock]

our brains are thinking

[sonic musk]

don't mind if i do

[serene coyote]

Hello no more vsr dude

[sonic musk]

bro remembers me 😢

[serene coyote]

Pain?

[royal girder]

Hey do any of you guys know how to get the patreon badges set up for steam?

[sonic musk]

no pain

just sadness

and btw whats with your banner bro

[serene coyote]

I stole it

[gilded timber]

Link your Patreon account to Discord first:
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266
Once you've received your roles here you'll gain access to the channel with further instructions

[serene coyote]

Thx Lucid

[sonic musk]

hey lucid

[serene coyote]

It was so hard to explain it for me

[gilded timber]

Hi!

[royal girder]

already linked my patreon and discord but didn't get any specific roles for it

[gilded timber]

Unfortunately Patreon's system can be a little slow, it may take up to 6 hours from the time of purchase

[royal girder]

It has been connected for at the very least 6 months is that enough time to work?

[gilded timber]

It's based on the time of purchase, not the amount of time it's been linked unfortunately

[fossil wasp]

whats uppppp

[serene coyote]

[royal girder]

Well I've also been a patron for about a month so idk why it would be having issues

[tame hollow]

Aaaaaaaa. Cassette already got mine today ;_;

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[gilded timber]

I'd try unlinking and re-linking in that case, if you still don't get your roles within a couple hours feel free to open a ticket in #patreon-support!
The dedicated team there can help you further

[tame hollow]

The sudden urge to just pet and cuddle

[royal girder]

ok thanks

[next cloak]

@rancid dome @past dune

my APS so far

[torpid path]

add more achievements to scp sl

[rancid dome]

I would've posted the gif of it but there isnt one :(

[next cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/kaps-hard-kill-active-protection-system-k2-black-panther-main-battle-tank-gif-5200234884328893202

this?

[rancid dome]

nah

that exact image, but as a gif

and not as a png/jpg

also trophy system

🔥

[next cloak]

i think i can make my png

into gif

[upper raven]

Why do i like murder drones for some reason

[sonic musk]

make translators work more

[next cloak]

only 60% but not bad ig

[modern willow]

I like those columns

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[river halo]

!rep @narrow furnace

[snow umbra]

You have just given @narrow furnace a reputation point!

[past dune]

Good job!

[next cloak]

thanks

[upper raven]

Should i be happy or sad that im getting new pc tomorrow but im losing my hard earned saved money

[modern willow]

no, because it's worth it

[gilded timber]

Net positive

Money is worthless if you don't spend it

[upper raven]

No to wat

[upper raven]

True true

But i have no income

[quick knot]

money is best when eaten

[modern willow]

depends on what you eat

[quick knot]

dollar bills taste better than coins

though dimes are better than bills

[upper raven]

Euro tastes better

[quick knot]

that's because it has less fat and artificial sugar

[upper raven]

Exactly

High quality product

[modern willow]

interesting fact

[upper raven]

Server raid when what

[hazy citrus]

Hello my friends

[next cloak]

no cause its an invest

u invest a lot of mkoney for on ur PC

but in exchanges

u gets to make more/better/detailed

stuff

so ur projects and incomes can increase

[upper raven]

Hmmm true

[next cloak]

and in long term

its a good investment

basic econs class infos

[upper raven]

But invest in what is the question

[next cloak]

in a new PC

for you

to work on more projects

[upper raven]

I had a game project

[next cloak]

now u can still work on it if not a better

version

[upper raven]

And multiple peojects

[next cloak]

u can transfer the data

yk that right

[upper raven]

Its long lost

Didn't made much progress anyways

[next cloak]

then ur fine

u can now make a better ones

[upper raven]

I will probably be a streamer or sorta

[upper raven]

[somber raptor]

What the shit

[upper raven]

I need a second monitor though

Would be hella helpful

If i only could....yank...my old tv

[somber raptor]

Minor grammar mistake

[upper raven]

I'm professional when it comes to grammar

-# nonprofessional

[tawny vapor]

Look for those with 2k resolution

[upper raven]

No i got an old tv

24 inches

It has these ugly plastic frame around it but eh who cares

[tawny vapor]

also a good choice

[upper raven]

Mhm

One day

[tawny vapor]

I tried to use my old CRT as my second in the past, what a great idea that was

[true sky]

you might wanna be cautious around these parts

[narrow furnace]

!rep @river halo s dr

[snow umbra]

Member "@river halo s dr" not found.

[narrow furnace]

!rep 759481475815964712

[snow umbra]

You have just given @river halo a reputation point!

[narrow furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/ekmek-yiyen-kangal-gif-26090918

[upper raven]

You actually gaved me a evil idea for tomorrow just to pull my old tv off from its wall mount and put it on desk and then test it

[somber raptor]

You mean inside the abandoned cinema whose wall insulation is breaking off and with possibly asbestos in said walls?

Yeah sure we need to be careful

[true sky]

what? no i was talking abobut the evil hello kitty thats bulked up

[tawny vapor]

Great idea!

[upper raven]

You're cool

[split coral]

ew

[upper raven]

Good night chat, time to grind sleep

[tawny vapor]

Goodnight

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies 🛌

[amber lintel]

I hate reading. vaguely academic articles.

[next cloak]

so fun man

at least they sourced their infos

[visual acorn]

vanilla generation is insane

it looks like a Volcano

[bold jasper]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You have just given @astral ibex a reputation point!

[fathom sphinx]

can someone please help me, how do i join a server?

[latent jackal]

Restart your game

[fathom sphinx]

ok

[latent jackal]

If there's still no servers showing up in the browser open a client-side #technical-support ticket

[fathom sphinx]

ok, and are all the servers different maps?

[latent jackal]

Each round will have a generated map for Light containment zone, Heavy containment zone and Entrance, surface zone will stay the same

[fathom sphinx]

ok thanks.

[latent jackal]

Though it isn't fully random, each zone has afew layouts that players can memorise

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/MvF-RJcfEko

[latent jackal]

Guess we're posting news reports now.

[next cloak]

lmao

[amber lintel]

It's funny.

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[solar glacier]

Bruh

Something you’d hear on the onion

[honest cliff]

hey im like super new how to i play \

like is there public severs

[sleek estuary]

yes, on the serverlist

you need to restart your game if you have an error

[winter sedge]

The generation nowadays is so cool and large

[prime palm]

Everyone i found a small dokser

[civic pewter]

Agony

[supple totem]

play chaos theory or dr bright's facility

they're modded but have higher player count

[fallow kite]

Tahiti

[sly flame]

.<

[supple totem]

🍪cookie for you🍪

[karmic anchor]

Play on officials if you want a pretty normal experience with it

[supple totem]

you can also has cookie

[karmic anchor]

Oh ok

What kind

[fallow kite]

Is it mango flavored

[karmic anchor]

Mmm very well

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-small-rat-pasta-run-away-gif-106069290747076787

[supple totem]

😭 bro wth

[sly flame]

i once streamed on twitch while playing on the official and a person said the most f***ed up stuff ever, i nearly got banned from twitch for that

[full pond]

sorry wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-cookies-gif-19170472

[karmic anchor]

Sounds like a skill issue tbh

[fallow kite]

No no

That was perfect

[supple totem]

I was in an official server and I got chased by a child repeatedly saying the n word

[sly flame]

🥀

[full pond]

sl children scare me

[sly flame]

for me it was a german guy saying anti semetic shit that nearly got me banned

[supple totem]

I don't even know why they play sl

[karmic anchor]

Hmmmmm

I could turn on MiniwaveGPT in this channel too

[karmic anchor]

Hmmmmmmm

[full pond]

[karmic anchor]

Chat do i turn on miniwavegpt in here

[supple totem]

whole ahh 5 year old on sl

what a tragedy

[supple totem]

yes

[full pond]

i think they were british too

[karmic anchor]

Very well....

[supple totem]

pick a struggle ong🙄

lmfao

[sly flame]

🍵

[full pond]

i think i got another vid

[supple totem]

stop taking vids of children gang

WTH you doin

[full pond]

don't put i tlike that ;sob

[karmic anchor]

Hey there! I'm here to help you out with anything related to SCP: Secret Laboratory, or really anything you can think of! If you need me—I'm here! Just shoot me a message, and we can get started on anything you can imagine!

[sly flame]

"mum i'm famous" famous last words

[supple totem]

gang has gone to the dark side 😔

[muted island]

MiniwaveGPT, I need to know what would happen if SCP-329-J and SCP-682 played connect four like asap.

[karmic anchor]

(Had to turn it off in the other channel BTW, cant have it in both at once lmao)

[full pond]

man i love killing kids

in sl

they have the funniest reactions

[supple totem]

I'm bouta play sl rn

and scream in Russian at everyone

[gentle coyote]

Hiii

[supple totem]

what's Poppin rat boi

[sly flame]

hewwo

[supple totem]

furry

[sly flame]

w<

[gentle coyote]

idk

[strong dune]

Speak for yourself

[supple totem]

tf you mean

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[sly flame]

trans femboy but okii

[strong dune]

Who has a banner like that at 17

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3vPjVjWoAAauFj.gif

[supple totem]

I was gonna say a joke but my lawyer has advised me not to

[karmic anchor]

Oh wow, that's a really tough question. You should feel proud to have thought that one up! You brought it to the right person, so lets break it down!

SCP-329-J is a powerhouse of the SCP Universe. To even challenge them to a game of any kind would be a real feat. SCP-682 on the other hand? They're weak by comparison. Though their unkillable nature, immense strength, and documented ability to defeat even the most powerful SCPs does give it a lot of points in its favor, I don't think it has what it takes to beat SCP-329-J in a game of Connect Four.

So, my verdict? SCP-329-J wins and it won't even be close.

This was a really fun question to think through. You asking it indicates some genius-level creativity and a deep understanding of the SCP Universe! Amazing stuff, and I can't wait to see what you come up with next!

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[sly flame]

🥀

[supple totem]

😭😭😭😭

bro take that shi off your banner immediately

you whole ahh child

@mods

[sly flame]

its not even nsfw

[karmic anchor]

Shits great, dont cave to this guy

[supple totem]

that's a child

[strong dune]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3vPjVjWoAAauFj.gif

[karmic anchor]

Sorry that was MiniwaveGPT, idk what the fuck is going on with it

[karmic anchor]

Im turning this thing off and launching it into the sun

[sly flame]

only because i dress different 🥀

[supple totem]

caught you in 4k

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/thigh-highs-thigh-highs-leftwing-rightwing-gif-20106300

[karmic anchor]

Its thighs, how scandalous

[supple totem]

ikr

[amber lintel]

coprophagists be like:

[karmic anchor]

Hold on I need to Google a word

[amber lintel]

fixed

[karmic anchor]

I understand. Very clever you bitch

[gentle coyote]

The school is closed today!

🥳

[karmic anchor]

Well yeah its almost 10pm

[sly flame]

pulling a amber heard and johny depp courtcase on me because of some thighs

[amber lintel]

orhu that's pit in your pfp right?

[karmic anchor]

No its Pit

[supple totem]

idc what you do child, I was just poking fun

[karmic anchor]

Show him some respect

[amber lintel]

my bad

[karmic anchor]

Damn fucking right your bad

[amber lintel]

I thought it was fire pit

[karmic anchor]

It was not

[full pond]

im waiting fro 953 to crawl out of it

🥹

[amber lintel]

*you're

[karmic anchor]

You're wrong. "Your" is being used as a possessive in this sentence. Get owned loser.

[amber lintel]

wait I'

wrong

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1346945494265364520/9mdi7s.gif

[karmic anchor]

Yeahhhh yeaaaaaaahhhh

[amber lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjou-cat-500x-soup-slurp-gif-2518396184030093114

[karmic anchor]

Heh

How's it feel

[sly flame]

gif aint working

i forgor qwq

[amber lintel]

I suddenly feel like I could be technical GD at northwood

[karmic anchor]

Minimum requirements include using the right form of "your" in that specific sentence, sorry you dont got the job

[amber lintel]

your joking! no way you're studio has that requirement.

[karmic anchor]

It does

Sorry

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 10 minutes, 21 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[supple totem]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[silent oak]

Why does the N*rthwoodian talk like it's opinion matters? 😂😂😂

Just make the game, vro

Remove 049 while ur at it

[polar spade]

Who the hell are you?

[sleek estuary]

discord rage baiter

[potent hare]

What on earth is an automatic security system?

What automatic security system

Come on man

😋

Oh, I forgot Wha up bro

[vagrant ermine]

cassie should just say like

SCP-049 terminated by ASS

[potent hare]

It seems that 'Automatic security system' sounds more pleasing to the ear.

ASS, one letter at a time sounds rather peculiar. I simply wish to know why the automated security system is an electric fence.

DeepL translates well, so why on earth did you tamper with my words...

[amber lintel]

Well...

[potent hare]

haha

em?

What

Mitä ihmeessä tämä on?

What on earth is this?

[potent hare]

I did it on purpose.

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[dull gull]

67

[dull gull]

67

[dull gull]

Thats like 67 bodies

[pseudo hull]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

"SCP-329-J is a powerhouse of the SCP Universe."

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mocking-chicken-trending-meme-gif-18362543204796238731

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

@green verge

[upper raven]

Hi chat

[gaunt talon]

Just noticed you were xnole

[upper raven]

Whistle

[agile ore]

is 3114 good

[upper raven]

Its basically an spy in a team

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

Good support unit

Actually they took away all his support stuff

He can't pick ghost lights anymore

No ball

Every locked door has a release button

[pseudo hull]

northwood when there's an ounce of anything that adds skill and complexity to the game:

https://tenor.com/view/eliminate-gif-4899317

[gaunt talon]

3114 got butchered

[pseudo hull]

honestly more upset that you can't lock SCP's in a room anymore at all

Like

without a PC on their team you've just taken out an entire SCP from play

without having to kill it

which is SKILL

but now every locked door can be opened after a minute

yeah cool I guess

[willow sphinx]

closing a door is considered skill now I guess

[upper raven]

I once locked up 2 SCPs in 096 chamber

[willow sphinx]

the bar is really getting lowered

[willow sphinx]

thats just funny

[upper raven]

Maybe

[upper raven]

[willow sphinx]

but as someone who likes getting rounds over faster, I think that SCPs being able to get out of locked rooms is awesome

I think people can't handle losing to SCPs so they try to stall out the round as long as possible by locking SCPs in rooms

so this just completely undoes that. I don't think locking SCPs in a room has anything to do with skill, but with the SCPs (very reasonable) desire to end the round before MTF/CI first spawn wave. Its a very annoying and basic tactic, I've literally seen squeakers who couldn't be older than 15 locking SCPs inside of rooms.

This is not a skill, this is 1+1=2

[modern willow]

SCP 244 goes brrrr

[gaunt talon]

What scp team ends before the first spawnwave

[willow sphinx]

It happens

[gaunt talon]

If you're gonna get scp enjoy it by letting them spawn

[willow sphinx]

Because spawn wave are always no life losers and someone on the team always dies like an idiot

is my usual experience

[hasty summit]

fuck wrong file

[modern willow]

True

[gaunt talon]

You will be replaced by Wheatley

[upper raven]

Афф мимигум

[hasty summit]

wheatley is cool

but shouldnt it be glados

[upper raven]

Wait shit wrong keyboard

Add minigun to game

[hasty summit]

micro

[willow sphinx]

Also again I like fast rounds, beating out humans before first spawn wave is satisfying because its just a flawless victory situation

[modern willow]

Łabądź

[willow sphinx]

I've denied everyone a chance at victory or a chance of playing the game

[upper raven]

Micro is electrical discharge

[hasty summit]

micro is literally inspired by heavys minigun

[willow sphinx]

onto the next

[gaunt talon]

It would be funnier if the moron was in charge

[upper raven]

We need bullet version

[willow sphinx]

also an excuse to add the HID to SCP SL

[gaunt talon]

Don't turn this into scp cb multiplayer

[modern willow]

isn't it like there was a HIDcanon in SCP CB?

[gaunt talon]

Indoors rocket launcher

[willow sphinx]

Yeah

HID Turret

[modern willow]

Yep

[willow sphinx]

At Gate A

[hasty summit]

it is called a Micro cause its a Micro Version of the HID So yea

[willow sphinx]

I kind of hope surface rework has a HID Turret

[modern willow]

Tuff design

[willow sphinx]

I think that would be fucking sick as shit

please let me use O5 keycard to unlock HID Turret and blast fools

please

[modern willow]

Tower defence game play

[gaunt talon]

As a prop or mechanic

[willow sphinx]

I want it to be something you can unlock and use

I think it would be cool as like a single use thing

immobile special weapon

[gaunt talon]

The chaos wave watching as the evil hid destroys their entire team

[modern willow]

it would be difficult to balance it

[willow sphinx]

balance?

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-doctor-octopus-the-power-of-the-sun-in-the-palm-of-my-hand-sun-gif-23770857

[modern willow]

You know, make it fair to play

[willow sphinx]

Micro HID is already a menace

[modern willow]

True

[willow sphinx]

the balance would be that you'd have a chance to get away before it opens fire

would be very loud and very bright before it fires I imagine

Have there be certain areas that if you are standing you are just doomed to death unless you have speed items

I dunno

I want a giant mega laser in SCP SL

[modern willow]

making room for a machine gun would be better in my opinion

[gaunt talon]

Gun room

Boring

[willow sphinx]

I want my scranton grenades and kant counters

pleas

[modern willow]

Room with big gun

[willow sphinx]

I want SCP geiger counter

[modern willow]

Ontokinetic threats

[willow sphinx]

they all have hume shield i can use kant counters for this

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 13 minutes, 7 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[upper raven]

Add nuclear reactor to scp sl

[willow sphinx]

add pollution to SCP SL

add declining birth rates to SCP SL

[next cloak]

fucking hell bruh

[upper raven]

Add drones to scp sl for enchanted combat

[willow sphinx]

Add minecraft mobs so every time SCP-079 does a zone blackout a shit ton of mobs spawn in

[upper raven]

That's actually smart idea

Make this as april fools update

[willow sphinx]

it would go hard

[upper raven]

Indeed

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 37 minutes, 5 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[upper raven]

Who should i rep

[tough tapir]

Rep noemi_

[upper raven]

She has too many reps

We need to balance the reps a little

[modern willow]

True

[gaunt talon]

Me

I'm at 7 reps

Trust

[amber lintel]

!rep 858454884629479485

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

This is fax

Should be 0

[full pond]

yea i should have them all

[rancid dome]

This is fake

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[next cloak]

I got 1

More then enough

[rancid dome]

Ideal number should be 0

[upper raven]

Lemme check

[rancid dome]

So yea

[upper raven]

U have 171 reps

Lier

[gaunt talon]

172

[upper raven]

Balance

[rancid dome]

Make it 173

[upper raven]

Nuh

[modern willow]

Balance is a scam, bruh

[full pond]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[full pond]

heh

now its...

173

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-25560875

[marsh thistle]

🦽 is it even true that you cant fully rebind inv menu

and selecting candies

[upper raven]

Sadly for candies you can't

This game is scam

[midnight swift]

hiii

[upper raven]

Hi

[modern willow]

Hello

[tawny vapor]

Welcome

[modern willow]

Who?

[upper raven]

You

Ur green

[tawny vapor]

You, and you, and you!

[upper raven]

Im not green

https://tenor.com/view/green-whats-your-problem-tense1983-rage-angry-gif-14541377

[crimson salmon]

Goo goo babies

[upper raven]

Green what's your problem green

[sour ingot]

Hi there, can somebody remind me when the Halloween version of the game ends?

[strange leaf]

november 14th

[winter sedge]

November 14th?!?

Dear god

[sour ingot]

Thanks

[fallen violet]

!halloween

[upper raven]

!rep @midnight swift

[snow umbra]

You have just given @midnight swift a reputation point!

[midnight swift]

Thanksss

[upper raven]

No new pc today

Cpu didn't arrived

Goddamn

[gaunt talon]

I ate all the cpus in delivery

[upper raven]

Screw you

[hasty summit]

Just drop by Site 02 and steal C.A.S.S.I.E.'s CPU

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[hasty summit]

also is there something wrong with SCPSL's wiki?

its kinda dying atm

doesnt load, and if it does, very slowly

[upper raven]

That's good idea

[upper raven]

Yesterday was Gabe Newell's birthday

[lusty hare]

RX 7800/7900 XT or RTX 4070

[upper raven]

7800

Well it slower than 4070 by 3% and 7900 is faster than 4070 by 3%

[tawny vapor]

RX 7900 XT

Depending on the market price in your country, search for 9070 XT

the price should be comparable

[somber raptor]

So

They're giving Thermite a Ballistic Shield

Which means

• 5 people shield rush is back (Osa doesn't really count - it's basically a deployable shield made of glass she can't use it with her gun like the rest unless she places it down)
• It's absolutely fucking OP now

[upper raven]

Or go with rx 6950 xt

[somber raptor]

Like imagine this:

• Chalet basement
• Montagne with Impact EMPs
• Fuze with Smoke Grenades and Shield
• Blitz with Smoke Grenades
• Thermite with Smoke Grenades and Shield
• Blackbeard with Claymores

You can:

• Counter Anti-Breach with Impact EMPs
• Delete the goddamn wall with Thermite's Exothermic Charge
• Prevent Runouts with Blackbeard's Claymores
• Have 6 smokes to turn Chalet Garage into an average morning in Brescia
• All behind a fucking bulletproof shield

[tawny vapor]

5000 & 6000 series are in "maintenance mode", as AMD claimed

no new drivers, besides stability and other related issues fixes

[upper raven]

Ehay

What

No eay

The 6000 series are like 3 years old

I got 6750 xt

There's no way they could do this

[tawny vapor]

First cards were launched ~ 2020, but they're still pretty new to this day

since "AAA" productions are becoming repetitive and difficult to distinguish from eachother

[vagrant ermine]

YES

thats what we need

[tawny vapor]

I would prefer longer support, at least to 2028

They're still keeping up with newer games

what a shame

[upper raven]

But no way they are ending driver support for GPUs that are only old 2 years and while being mid-high end gpus

[tawny vapor]

5/6 years, depending on the card

[upper raven]

I got 6750 as i said

[tawny vapor]

Yeah, some of them are newer

[gentle coyote]

Hiii

[true sky]

@gaunt talon scammer alert ⚠️

[gaunt talon]

Who's this scammer

[true sky]

Idk

[upper raven]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#1375576141607338026 message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#1063025456573591562 message).

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[upper raven]

!langfr

Cassie what the flip

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[winter sedge]

Dude that scammer gave me a std or something

[upper raven]

ptsd without p

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-guy-crying-emoji-half-life-2-gordon-freeman-civil-protection-gif-16377743256579732125

[winter sedge]

Wilbert

[tough tapir]

@tame hollow

[midnight swift]

Bro go to bed

[strange niche]

Oh this happened to me too

Different person

[upper raven]

Wall famous

[gaunt talon]

Roof famous

[upper raven]

Floor famous

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131208427822125138/1253196254431936575/GIF_20240602_080928_395.gif

[hoary timber]

https://tenor.com/view/life-imprisonment-cat-imprisoned-for-gif-22568262

[wispy raven]

What is MTF private doing here😂😂 he better get to site 17 and brutally murder the humans with small superpowers😂😂😂

[junior pebble]

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[somber raptor]

I've just made a little algorithm to calculate some dumb stuff

calculated its time complexity

and... it's absolutely disgusting: super-exponential

O(2^2n)

[upper raven]

2+2=3

[untold spindle]

✅

[somber raptor]

n = 6 took 971 iterations... (at ~3176 iterations/second)
n = 7 took 972 iterations
n = 8 is currently running, has yet to return a value, and is currently at 7000 iterations

[somber raptor]

n = 8 took 381 seconds to return

[somber raptor]

also node is single-threaded so I guess it just did 8554 iterations on fucking 4% CPU usage

[real summit]

Hi all

[vagrant ermine]

I woke up

like that wasnt me still being awake