#general-chat
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sory
dont be a dick
It's been 18 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.
nice pfp
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
so close
Hi chat
or dont because be nice
Bug emoji looks like pink candy ๐คค ๐
i havent played scp sl in 4 seconds i dont know what to do with my life
14.2 The London Update
my favorite part of update night is updating my translations folder
all of london is basically an scp site
life withouth scp sl is hell
Thinks about pink candy ๐คค
we actually have pink candy emoji
especially eastend
My favorite part of update is update

yes
Yeah this๐


Bugs are nutritious
eat the capybara
Iโm gonna eat the bug

You WILL eat them
My favourite part of the update is getting stabbed my other NW folks
im sorry for being so rude, ill eat a pink candy as an apology
im so hungry i could eat a whole capybara!
when 14.2 is gonna released ?
Average day in the northwood London AU
in 20min
Imma have a fight with you as marshmallow man in 20 minutes
UPDATE TOMORROW!!!!!!
Indeed it does happen ๐ญ
Just dont be in London
Iโm legit going to buy a domain
me: im so hungry
the interrupting cow: ๐ฎ
scp 9765 is a collection of shot east end rappers souls torturing you to death with their shitty music
Im nottt
deal
how do I get gif perms
do it
Good, now you won't be stabbed
bribe
I thoughts i was getting normals candy from the candys bowl. but then i pulled... evils candy
get lvl10
pay the admins
by chatting
I did yesterday....
ty babes
This also works
Means you were in London
lowkey a skill issue

Going price is ยฃ99
i just google it and saw drawings of it being sexualised
!halloween
10 dinero
๐คฃ
Hiii Lucid!!!!
This better be shared.
!halloween
18 minutes
can i pay in gold doubloons?
imagine SCP SL adds ingame purchases
Thatโs a lowball tbh
ยฃ101
The one quid
15.0 battlepass
giving 100 dollars if they release it now
Should at least be 250
dont give them ideas
Maybe I can actually get paid with that lol
SL battle pass
SL battlepass to unlock new surface trust
shh they dont want us to know you dont get paid
pay to respawn
id buy a capybara hat that i can only wear on 939
No comment
!!!!!
insta delete
Hi!!!
pov: plugins for modded servers costing $4.99
I will show up to london will a sword
you have to pay $5 to join a server
Loocid shares the money pot
Sold
Do not come outside when that happens, Lucid
Next they add base building like Fortnite
will a sword
We should actually add a longsword into SCP SL by itself
im gonna speedrun updating my server
boys i might make a YT video on halloween stay alert, YT name is: misterbigwood
im giving it to that guy i was mean to
Yea I typod :(
ok biff
ahhh...
!halloween2025
Add Skyrim to SL
!ween
!halloween
im starting an onlybiff
what time does the update drop
!hallowdih
!releasehalloween
Some time between now and tomorrow
!eeffoc
what if SCP SL adds SCP-076-2 including adding the SWORD he uses separately
in 98 YEARS
release the halloween files
(ET)
then it would be made by EAstwood
!halloween
is there a time yet
northwoodupdatewhen.lol
2 o'clock rock
!sellthistoEA
!orange
so is it coming in 15 min or nah
WHEN IS THE GODDAMN UPDATE NW?
when halloween lil bro ๐๐ฟ
!lucid
it aint up
!makeuspay$10tolaunchthegame
!halloween
Cus I only registered it
!halloween
female d bois when?
!tickle him
sure
Will this an SL is owned by Saudi Arabia
!femboydboys
no! femboys!
yeah 049 is wearing a hijab
As a saudi i hope not
can i do cents and a tic tac
I mean when female classes for all humans
106 can stay as malnourished as he is
Fair
maybe I should buy this domain
I was joking bc ea news
you my friend have won the internet ๐
I already did
exactly at XX:00
oh nice
!halloween
when is custom character update?
DIS AINT THE WARHEAD TIMER WHEN IS IT
nice now make the site boy or me
Never
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR TIMEZOME
12 mins
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
in 12 mins its c+m monster time!
scp wow they said p
Fuck it Iโm lazy ima get gbt to do it
Nirvana o clock
so
yes
in 600 hours
12 minutes can you bloody believe it
gpt ? deepseek better
we should merge together and create a huge one
everyone rush for candy room!
not a bad idea
YES!
ii have the early access build lol
AST
Smells Like Mobile Task Force Spirit
NORTHWOOD RELASE THE UPDATE BEFORE 4:00 EDT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
im gonan become angry if we dont get the update
me too
(Iโm so sorry)
!seabunny
@meager slate 
dream of chaosification!
embed failure
!seal
the update is in 2 days
!goon
cant wait for the update to be at 4:01
!seabunny
!goonupdate
no, rush to 3114 to hear his chase theme
what did i do :c
his theme is goated
thats in 19.0 wait
Embed failure!
release on roblox
!skibidi
#RETURN 939 BOOTY
im gonna be so mad if my computer crashes
no goon to 939
forsaken update 31st!!
Return the pirate treasure
!spread939scheeks
ill crash your computer
with a anvil
update just in 10 minutes!!!๐
939 will need to run in this update
10 mins guys
are they porting this game to ps3
watch your back.
i had a date with 939 once!
FASTER
Anyways I gotta get myself ready for sitting for forever
3ds port when?
what back when im LAYING DOWN DWEEB
DOES ANYONE HAVE A 50 series GPU?
!Hallowen
its a dog bro
yeah
!3DSPortWhen
REALESE THE UPDATEE GRAAAAH
fly to space and back
no it's not
10 MINUTESS!!!!!!!!
!hallowen
so whats wrong with it?
!hallowen
Do you know how to resolve the performance problems
letsgooooo peak update
IM BROKE CANT GO
its a huge slab of meat shaped like a gytrash
!halloween
downgrade
REALESE IT NOW
done
what are you talking about, i only heard whispers in my head
!Hallowhen
!halloween
its like we are in some king of
whats behind your back? your mattress, whats behind your mattress? empty space for me to hide
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
!Hallowhen
YEES
What does it mean
lemme just toast you up with a flamethrower
Stop spamming !halloween
!Hallowhen
you should HALLOWEEN YOURSELF NOW
!spamlab
whats wrong with dating a dog
!halloween
go to like a 30 series card
are they porting this game to sega dreamcast
sorry
๐ฅ
Or.wut
HALLOWEEN YOURSELF NOW!!
yeah whats wrong with it
!gingerbread
no its a lizard like creature not a dog
who
!halloween
when does update drop?
ohhh
!halloweiner
!bustmynut
thats a mod twin theyll execute you
lizard i guess
I just realised
Hubert forgot to make a chase theme for the Admin Tutorial Role
I did a mistake
._.
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
holy moly
Missclick i swear
8 MINUTES?????
bro i literally said
are you dead serious bro
embed failure
1080ti better
HALLOWEEN YOURSELF NOWWWW
deadass maybe aliveass
thats what im going to after this
GO HALLO WEEN SELF NOW
gts 750ti card
it;s just too funny so they deleted it
this game on the sega genesis
Yeshh
!HALLOWEEN
aw :3c
@boreal kernel
what the flip
unlike 3114 theme, which will scare you to death
i played scp sl in that
D:
!halloween
scopes don't work
i still play scp on that
.... ..- -... . .-. - -.-.--
scopes DO work
WHEN IS THE UPDAATATATATATTEEEE
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
mate i play integrated graphics
I want to call the Magic Man
7 minutes
MAKE IT 2
6 or 7 minutes
omg guys the update is crazy im in right now
NOW
7*
fine for me lol
omg
crazy
Sierra Yankee Bravo Alfa Uniform
is this still the case? night vision scopes drop my fps by 40
7*
bozo
[EMBED FAIL]
67!!!
will it auto begin the update on steam or do i have to reload
Also yall why is the scope on the da revolver so innacurate
embed fail.
idk, i changed gpu a lot o time ago and its fine for me now
6 mins
waos
that was ai
when is the update
GET OUT
should auto begin
reload
the update will be 2087
5 minutes
In 5 mins
nice
how big is the update
we bustin in the updste
ITS OUT
in 5 mins
27 terabytes
5 minutes
Lets see if the SCP player count breaks the all time record
big as a something very huge
Like i always take the scope off the revolver cuz it dont work and i have to take a path that is dyed red and is dead to redemption
congrats
@mellow quest hi
Finnish potato
does the path have 2 ways?
you guys realise that the release date and time is not final
๐ป
๐ญ
guys you can not have cyberpunk abbreviated!!!!
@unborn nova hi
Yup and its an emotinal rollecoaster
HALLOWEEN IM 4 MINUTES 111!1!!!!!1
WHEN IS IT DROPPING
@upper raven hi
A
okay well we cant read so its 4 minutes
4 minutes
REALAESE IT NOOWWW
!halloween
@unborn nova hi
i cant write
4
4 minutes
Release the Hallowepstein files!!!!!
Ok ill play along
I DONT WANT 4 I WANT 1
HERE IT COMES
I WANT 1
WHEN IS UPDATE
OH YEAH
W pfp
halloween its coming!!!!
PINK IN OFFICAL SERVERS
true but I think that people are eager to latch on to any estimate
I certainly do, at the very least
@upper raven hi
AND SHIT CANSY
I just downloaded the update
if they said the exact release time an hour and a half before the release it's probably fine
!halloween
WE WANT SHIT CANDY
marshmallow man
Poop candy
update is out
IS IT!?
@upper raven hi
*Brown Candy
.- .-.. .--. .... .- / - . .- -- --..-- / .... --- .-.. -.. / .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. .-.-.- / .- .-- .- .. - / ..-. ..- .-. - .... . .-. / --- .-. -.. . .-. ... .-.-.-
only a few minutes till death
revert the update!!!
CHECK YOUR STEAM
Shit candy makes you brown
bul6enko
HELL YEAH
LET SGOOOO
It's out
you noob
GL EVERYONE ...
HALLOWEEEEEN
Letsssss go
liar
FINALLY
IT ISmamama
suck
.- -.-- .----. . / ... .. .-. -.-.--
YEAHHHHHHHH
!halloween
LWTS GOOO
@unborn nova wanna be friends
SL had an update, is it this one?
THANKS JOHN NORTHWOOD
UPDATE IS OUTTT
!harrowin
yes
@upper raven sure
2 MINUTES
LETS GO
right now
ITS OUT!!!
check steam
hubert dawaj update
ITS OUT
ITS OUTTTT
LETS GO
is it out?
no update
how ๐ญ
@abstract nebula 5k update on 29th!!!
1 MINUTE
UPDATE IS out
IM BOUTA LIGHTS AND FRIGHTS EVERYWHERE
liar
I don't see it ngl
!halloween
its out in a couple of minutes we'll be fiiiine
@unborn nova thank you
ITS OUT!
now it's the race who will get in to the servers first until they'll get full
.--. .-. --- -.-. . . -.. / .- ... / --- .-. - -.. . .-. . -..
fym check steam
yw
I see
UPDATE IS CANCELLED
restart steam to see the update
release 14.2 on my screen
ITS OUT BRO WE'RE NOT JOKING
!
One minute
.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / ... .. .-. -.-.--
ITS OUT
chaos theory 13 is always empty so im fine :)
UPDATE
Guys did they release the machete with this update?
OUT
OMGG
my steam being a bitch rn
YESSS
Yo thatโs awesome
.-- .... -.-- / .- .-. . / .-- . / ..- ... .. -. --. / -- --- .-. ... .
jjust gotta wait for servers to update
or people to populate
ong?
the most anticipated console update
IT'S HERE
im coming for chaos theory
its live
ITS HERE
IT SOUT
is it out?
Thank you
ITS HERE
UPDATE IS NOW
ok now revert the update, we dont like it anymore
how are all of you guys so gullibke
i feel like the male bonnie blue rn
YES
Dis guy prob makes the white candy
raaaaaaaahh
UPDATE THE GAME
TRUE
Its out
SHIT CANDY โ
.-- .... -.-- / -. --- - / .... -...
Chaos Theory forever
its free
.-. --- --. . .-.
UPDATE
bet
hypodermic syringe model
contain it
pills spawn where
cannot believe northwood is 1 minute late
14.2 SITE27 ROLEPLAY WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
thank you
update is here
6 7 67
Revert the update, we dont want it anymore
is the update here
the mentees is up
6777777777777
IN 30 YEARS WHEN WE GET THE SERVER BACK
-.-- . ... / ... .. .-. -.-.--
61
SERVERS ARE DOWN
what
true
TIME IS UP
BUT THE UPDATE IS UP
the update is.. real?
China > any other server
i am launching the game!
bald hubert save us all
You're very cool
!status
LOL
!halloween
Chinese servers are the first one to update LOL
so?
UPDATE QUEQE GUYS
Thanks north horwood
how to update
14.2!!!!! YEAHHHH
!Halloween
W
+10000 social credits
NEW LOADING SCREEN?!?!?
when update drosp
yes sir you are cold asf
WWWWWWW
CHINA BEFORE ANY OTHER COUNTRY
i found a server i think
W
W
W
W
YES
Really!?
HELL YEAH NEW SERVER LPADING SCREEN
gg
lets go
Hell yeah
YESSSSSSS 14.2
!halloween
mentees is up in US
kadavas server is up
YEEES
WWWWWWWWWWWWW
Thank you
MARK MY WORD
Can i join
Huge scp sl W
!halloween
!Halloween
sure let me finish first twin
JOIN KADAVA CALAMITY QUICK
I just cameโฆ
was there a beta for this?
it didnt update bruh
Alright
drop ip
how do u play it
WAR
i has the update
Finally
early acccesse or beta?
idk
live love laugh recycled halloween
China first updating their servers
The server just shut downโฆ.
before anything else
GUYS WE GET IT HALLOWEEN IS OUT
I was gonna watch the fp1 but holy shit these people talk so loud I canโt think
ITS OUT
restart your steams
ok
try restarting the game
doing it rn
14.2 is out ?
yes
Go be spooky
Yup!
no i just have it without restarting steam
no go sleep
HALLOWEEN MF
No,its delayed
gonna go to london streets britan
theres some us non official servers up
JOIN KADAVA CALAMITY LETS TEST THIS SHIT
Pls someone repost my gif
i swear if it crashes ๐
please no politics
how do i do that dumb question lol
OMG ITS DOWNLAODING
FUCK IT JOIN THE CHINESE OFFICIAL SERVERS
I no embad perms
HOYL B
yall should join aliens attack doing admin abuse
BIGMAC
rahhh
the game has not updated for me D:
alien what server name @zenith estuary
yo the update aint showing
My user is bigmacattack
what
!halloween
exit steam
no servers have updated
sad
pull up to the mentees
i only see russian and polish servers wtf
@true sky twin summon
Restart steam if you havent already
i started it
why do people expect the update to come immediatekly its a rollout thing
holy crap

IM IN


That will show the game needs to be updated

Out of all servers China are the first ones to update
๐ฆญ
what the hell man :(
is restarting steam just reopening a window?
Because they are superior
or is there more?
Yall kadava calamity is open english servwr
You'll need to close it from the tray as well
you have to shut down steam completely
UPDATE
you pinged a random D:

update?
Just don't crash the servers pls ๐
Lwk a rare W from china
no
FUUUCCCKKKKK
when is update???
i hate discord autofill..
now
ooooooh thx for the help ๐
restart steam if u aint got it
What server
All of the servers are shut down
no steam update
so did they add chase themes ?
WHAT ARE Y PLAYING OB

The us one
repoen steam and the update start automaticaly
join aliens attack for admin abuse
Which one?
restart steam
All officials servers
No UK servers
@unique flare are u fr my chic fil a is right outside the door and you bust the out update now
Least overreaction of an SCP:SL update
i do
Kings playground
I was in a game and the moment I turned on Nuke, the game instantly shut down for the update, thats my bad guys, sorry.
frankly im hurt...
no official servers are updated wtf
UPDATE IS DELAYED!!!!
Oh yup itโs full
I dont see the option to update on steam
hmmmmm, I'm not seeing the update after fully shutting down steam a few times
HALLOWEEN YOURSELF NOWWWW
They are
what
join the mentees for vanilla experience
If Steam isn't showing an update available:
- Exit Steam by clicking
Steamin the top left, and clickingExit - Reopen Steam like normal
Im playing rn
Will I donโt see any servers

Refresh
is the upd out yet?
must have been the wind
@unborn nova SFW please
you got global banned
i got the update
Did 10 times
Nah
myb sir
For what
my probelm is that i cant see how much it weighs the upd
No reason?
They have to reinstall
the chaos
382mb
it says Im at version 14.1.4
Alright updatin'
THE MAIN MENU SONG IS PEAKKK
stay on that version
DONT SPOILLLL
did they rework the surface zone?
15 Petabytes
wdym
No
join aliens attack for admin abuse
1 pin per decade
holy crap bro ๐ญ
NOT SPOILING JS SAYING
only inside gates
ITS PEAKKK
@true sky im getting new pc very soon
new gate a and new gate b inside
whjat about the gates
HOLY PEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
yes they did there are 3 elevators + new skybox
like very soon
WOHOOO IM SO EXCITED
They did get
they added new gates
Yes
lars spoiled it for me anyway
NAH U RIGHT THO
u should watch how they look, its so op
NEW LOADING SCREENS
dud eall those fucking green roles i cant even read properly
Ya baby
I agree twin
AS SOON AS I FINISH HISTORY IM PLAYING THE GAME
51/48 ppl in the server, yes very normal
getting happy over this shitty game
Whats the new scp item?
1509
Fr fr
they added an scp-1509 btw
what's new in the update
not fr
what is that ?
normal day in scp sl btw
Update when?
an katana
the machete?
oops
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whats it do?
All servers are full
YO WHAT
NEW LOADING SCREENS ARE FIRE
not rly an katana but looks like 1
67
frr
Oh yeah it looks like cs2
no not rlly.
Shut it
Itโs Updating ๐ฅน๐ฅน
?
DR BRIGHTS GOT 50/48๐ญ
IM IN
๐ฅน
gg
is anyone elses game crashing whenever joining a server?
Im assuming cactus patch is full af
there is a server with a cap of 999
no offical servers?
Spam click thats what i do
NOO I ALMOST GOT IT
im uninstalling and reinstalling bro man
BUT THE FUCKING GUARD
no, verify integrity of files
Take a look at #technical-support!
Just go play the game i wanna talk here 
They'll be in the process of updating if they haven't been already
LEMME IN A SERVER
FERUFGYE YESSSSSSSS
HOLY
No
THE MAP IS PEAKKK
some servers are running on the old version of the game, thats prob why, i just joined one and was in the game and i havent got the update yet
CAN I TALK W YA IN DMS
Screw you
why is peanut mexican
why not
why not
i'm just wondering
Spooky scary skibidis
Thats fucked up
We reached the 1000 hoodies target!
that's regular
why would you say that
Im rude that's why
chase themes also out?
The entrance zone is soo confusing
why
in dms
Yes!
abt what
Mostly cuz of the gates
Tried eveeything in the tutorial my game doesnt run until i reinstall it and after i try to rerun it after reinstall i have to reinstall again
What kinda problem?
Gate b confused me for like 20 sec
why are official servers down
BEST UPDATE EVER STINGERS ARE BACK NORTHWOOD COOKED
Take a look at #technical-support!
nvm i can see how much it weighs its fixed ty
becasue everyone wants to play
yeah i tried everything in the guide
Lucid do you get paid enough
They'll be in the process of updating
paid too much
why i cant close door when i opened it ๐ญ
dude it weighs 700 mb ๐ญ
Open a ticket using the buttons at the top of the channel
is that gonna take long?
did you ask it nicely enough
why wont the servers open?
Shouldn't be more than a couple of minutes
n-no?
Ts update gonna take me 3 hours to install
did you ask them nicely enough
Fuh nah
NEW UPDATE IS PEAK
thank you
lemme try
am going to suddenly impact yo~
Pays for like 2 weeks of groceries
- I usually have fun doing it

you fatherfuckers finally released it
Ok now
are you a furry
When 049 rework
No
How so
is anyone else crashing for no reason after the update?
why are you even asking
yes
Take a look at #technical-support!
DRIP IM GONNA SUDDENLY IMPACT YOUR AHH WITH PINK CANDY
these loading screens are so tuff btw
they did add pink candy
Just making sure
yes
JUST PINK CANDIED FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN HALLOWEEN
chat where does 1509 spawn
that's going to be fun af
hey, are the northwood servers down?
IM THE FIRST WOOO
scp item boxes
your basement
thanks but nothing useful, everything's fine
Minor technical issue, should be solved in the next couple minutes at worst case
!status
WE WANNA PINK CANDY SCPS
alright then ๐
please mister admin
status: game is DELETED
When 049 rework and 096 nerf
!warn 760976077433995285 Please stop trying to advertise your server, we have #advertisements!
I just pink candied dawg its a skill issue
@slate bone did u see the ppl jump in the gate pit
ca1 has 31/25
yh
the new gates look awesome
where
Can't wait for November ๐
hi guys
Kadava calamity i pink candied skeleton kadava
Yeah until they get updated with the surface zone update
W
And when is the surface upd?
Much later
The goal is 15.0!
Long time
This is 14.2
Ok thanks
#open_officialservers
peak update i got stabbed to death by a teammate to respawn another teammate
lol
WHAT DOES THE WHITE CANDY DO
Kadava?
Boo
ghost gaming i think
Nah
all servers are up except EU1,EU2 ๐ฅ
Makes you cu-i mean become a ghost
