#general-chat
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Oh ok
Or I forgot
Who the fuck ships real people what
My sister
Some people do and it’s insanely weird
That’s so
Strange
My sister is insanely weird and fujoshi and is 25
Knew some students back in my youth who shipped the cook and outdoor maintenance just because they were both old
But its ok bc its funny
there is a really big difference between shipping hot fictional woman with hot fictional woman and real person with real person
Shipping as in relationship
Like making a fictional pairing of two people who may be fictional or real
Was that not a bit
Oh that sense of shipping

Not like shipping of People
Were you
ok my bad
Anyways the people she was shipping when she was 13 revealed they were in a gay relationship for the past 15 or so years
Human Trafiking, yes i was thinking of that
Shes 25 now
Fun fact, they used to mail children
Bro you cannot say this shit now
This is the most insane leap difference I’ve seen in a while and that is objectively hilairous

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She doesnt ship real people now but because shes still fujoshi them revealing thst activated some kind of brainworms in her
This is why I live in Canada
Anyways if peopl3 ship me with someone that's fine if it's a woman
If its a man then they explode and die
Oh no
If people ship me with someone else my boat would crash into the other persons
Yup
xm unironically saw us being friends and decided to ship us despite KNOWING you are gay
why its all about shipping people now
does anyone know when is the update?
She was on Tumblr shipping them when she was 13
i mean what hour?
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
bro this is crazy
guys, I think SL.... MIGHT be getting an update today
And now shes going crazy because they are like yeah we were gay the whole time
Still remember how Markiplier and Jacksepticeye literally had to stop being friends and hang out for years because of that stuff
when is the update release ?
Shes also gay btw
thank you!
Two hours
I thought they just drifted apart what
Nope
Thats crazy if its true
average greek family
Apparently so
Greek aren't them like man with big mustaches that like yogurt or something?
and olive oil

It’s true, they also were constantly getting constantly harassed by shippers, people going after their relationships, drawing actual nsfw of them both and even trying to show it to them
Sure yes
i would not want to be greek right now, seeing how they want to introduce 13 day work week 😭
It was really bad
What

the trailer said it's releasing Halloween
Im dont live in Greece but my family is all greek
Im italian and im in italy 
Cool
oh wait i have been submited to missinformation.
forgetting gyros smh my head
The trailer is a gimmick
I want a gyro fuuuuck
time travel
just work 13 days and have 1 sunday off
different calander system I guess
Im an adult i dont have a job but I have money so I can get one
Yeah it was insanely bad, and even to this day there is a reason the both of them rarely go to cons
But also I had breakfast just now befause I got up really really late
Im an adult i have a job but no money
Good lord above
Time distortion field
22 mins?
The last few times Sean went to a con he would be like, groped
where did they say it's releasing today?
Im an adult i have no job but am a landlord with a bit of money
!halloween
bro got lucky with the RNG
!haloween
The live-stream from yesterday as well as the announcement
I could never show my face if I was a youtuber Jesus Christ
genuinely, I cant complain
I used to be a content creator but put myself on indefinite hiatus, even at a small following of 23k I had people try to be insanely parasocial with me
downloaded the game rn what am i supposed to do how do i join a lobby
The bigger you get the worse the risk
I already cannot look myself in the mirror imagine in a camera
23k is NOT small lol
says server list has an invalid signature
Transitioning helped me with that
i checked the announcement channels and there's nothing there besides the thing that says it's releasing on haloween T_T
That's pretty impressive
Fair enough
Restart your game!
so with all the suffering i got my routers gateway page open, ive forgotten how to port forward
can the update be released sooner than in an hour and 20 minutes?
No
I still didn't i need to wait for spots
for therapy
Here you go
my country is really restrictive for HRT
But anyway you can take a look there raine
It varies depending on your router, I'd try looking up a guide?
k
Lowkey on the topic of content creation
i guess i'll wait to play until tonight if the update is coming out. was hopping on for some afternoon sl and looked in the server while trying to get into a game
Why not
It’s really fun, genuinely
But be careful not just on an audience level but also when you blow up it can do some crazy stuff psychologically
A number of reasons, people are crazy, plus I’m trans and like
i can't wait to hear all of the scp themes at once
I would just rather be more cautious lol
Ah ok fair
nah for me its just i look bad ;(
Good to know cause my mental health is NOT it
Okay so
what if the program fails one day
I actually already have a PNGtuber type thing lol
Yeah yeah, though I also mean- that can straight up turn some people evil
It pretty much never does
eck being a woman and trans as a streamer would be awful. there would be noplace safe.
certain people when something literally doesn't effect them at all (they must hate on it with all their passion)
i overfocus on my facial asymmetries
but what if it does 
Also, you can have it connected to your phone instead of webcam
even tho other people say its not bad
So even if it does it won’t show you
in any picture you will ever see of me my face is never visible
Oh thankfully I don’t think that would happen to me I’ve already had my chances for that lol
Okay what the ACTUAL FUCK
It’s a very sad but real thing that’s happened many times
Mark too
Fun thing about a pngtuber is that I wouldn’t even need a camera
idk why people expect the program would show your camera if the model stops working. the model would just freeze in place or the screen would go black.
!hallowen
This is true
This shit reminds me of what happened the other day at twitchcon with that one live streamer what was her name?
I am not a very outgoing person. Streaming for hours would be torture for me
Pngtubing is great
Aphmau
She’s not the worst
Someone died
why the fuck is every lobby hungarian fuck them hungarians
Emiru?
yes
What
i am also asking what
That one too
Crazy worl we live in
This channel is going so fast now I cant keep track if messgaes
i like being photographed, but that jaw asymmetry........
Matter fact i think the dude who did that only got banned for a month while her security guard who pushed him was banned for life
dont forget the absolute insanity that was the smash community a few years back
Shit is crazy
!halloween
!halloween
NW first pngtuber 👀
Is this about becoming a content creator and all?
doesn't do anything why are people doing that
I’m gonna be honest my dream job was never to be a YouTuber
Not even a child
no but lisp was first vtuber
Her name was Christina Grimmie, she was a rising YouTuber who was murdered in 2016 at a meet and greet and was shot by a fan point blank
Used to be a command, but people kept spamming it :(
I thought you were going to be NW’s first Vtuber?
Damn
Just check the pins
It was an insane tragedy
But not a png one is it
We can work together we can join forces
Neomi if i was you i wouldnt take that level of disrespect just sayib
WHAT????
yeah true
Nahhhhh
Why the hell is this the Tech Support Wiki logo
The fact they were rising and had potential is the tragic part
i cant even fucking join shit all the good lobbies are full
☠️
fucking amazing first impressions of this game
!halloween
What disrespect lol
It’s one of the few but sometimes pretty serious cons of content creation
Yeah
Stupid face
I mean I saw a video of some guy who’s under actual threat from a sex offender for speaking out against her
!halloween
he made the promise
If his video got taken down by her
CAN YOU STOP SPAMMING THE FUCKING COMMAND MAMU TI JEBEM
He would go to her hometown with a gigantic picture of her and protest
north woods can you hallow our weenies?
And he actually got threatened for it too 😭
This man is not happy
Spreaky
happy him
un unhappy this man
That’s it, happinse him
I was in school for 7 hours, have back pain as a result, no halloween yet, i have a 3 hour practice tonight and my staff application on redline still hasnt been accepted yet
I
Am
Not
!halloween
Happy
I want this man joyous right this instance!
When rtx 3080
Deploying tactical endorphins
!halloween
There’s just needles falling from the sky
I DIDNT READ THAT RIGHT
HL3 soon or Silksoon (silksoon now means actually soon)
Only 7? 
One hour
weenie hut junior
Yo what???
Jesus Christ I didnt even notice it either
Can you believe it Americans! Capitalism, just a week away!
STOO
i dont see the update yet (14.2) as we are oct 24th
How dare you exploit our love for Halloween
Maybe 6…
Give it an hour
Give or take
!halloween
6 only 6 or 7 percent of the time
This update is actually a secret operation from the Brits to convert Americans into Londoners
I like this pyra face
they're gonna ween our hallows...
Hallow…hollow…HOLLOWKNIGHT SILKSONG?
Silksog

The update will feature a massive Albanian flag in the sky
!rep
As Hubert has come out as Albanian
You can give a rep!
No
Woah

There's a rep
how do i kill ||the last judge|| no act 2 spoilers pls
My high school I go from 6 am and leave at 5 pm. 7cant be that bad surely
Embed fail
!rep @rancid dome
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
It will happen trust
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
Albania is kinda stinky
!reo @snow umbra
have you tried attacking them?
Can you reduce my rep
yeah but they attack me back..
!rep @snow umbra
You can't give a rep to a bot!
and killer me
I cannot
good point
holy that one took me so long
Balkanbait 🗣️
I don’t trust me
have you tried dodging
did u use magma bell
Red and black I dress eagle on my chest 🗣️
damn i need to try that
What I can do is post a Big Mouth Billy bass singing sensation with try me button
Privet poopeshki
top 8 great people that were Serb
Number 8 Harry Potter
Thats russia you racist fuck
Kaya
pressure spotted in the cage
!halloween
!halloween
will this replace pink candy @northwoods?
Zdravo poopjeek
i have port forwarded now, still get disconnected (i am definatly missing something)
Type skib??
Ahoj poopznaz
Are you connecting through the right port?
yup
In a hour.
!Halloween time
set to 7777 on everything
No in 7 days

update tomorrow
UPDATE IS…. Uhmmm idk
when update
when is the update
in 7777 half seconds
Bridge….
Oh no
thought u was spamming the gif lmao
67
we want our update T O D A Y
one hour left before the update!!!
Hurrah!
!halloween
one hour and ill go play london
676
How much time is left until the update?
7 days
1 hour
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761418800:F>/<t:1761418800:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
WAS???

INCORRCT TJE CORRCT SPELLING IS
“Were”
CHECKMATE JAJAA
And a minute!
21:00 PM for me
1 hour left
yes
Still 7 days
hes kidding right?
1 minute!
no
Update is… yesterday
nop
nah hes kidding
Getting edged
one hour
Yes
Such a grammar ally
i knew it
This
I used to make that joke until people never got it and I gave up
Now it is 1 hour
!halloween
great
!halloween
!halloween
!halloween
1 hour 1 minute
!halloween
!Weenhallo
!halloween is nor worky ?
!halloween
!999
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:6247656000:F>/<t:6247656000:R>*
-# *This is made up
Go ahead emelald
YOOO 1 HOUR GUYS
!maid
Speak
!maid
HAHAHAHAHA THEY SAID SIX SEVEN THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
Biggest update of all time??
halloween update in 25 hours
no
so excited guys
THAT WAS UNINTENSIONAL FRICK
No not the biggest
wtf
😭
Where is pearto
bruh add pink candy to base game
Biggest was the Mega Patch that was separated into two updates!
They are I think
just some reworks and a new scp item
🧠🧠🧠
@tough tapir when can I expect the blue yetii
its a halloween exclusive
Oh
truly an intelligent sl fan
Our brains are shrinking gif
pink isnt in base game
It is, it’s configurable on servers to add it to the candy bowl item pool
it’s
😭I want pink candy
It is…
Its still here
CORRECT!
by default its disabled
Don’t forget new room
Under my desk
It is in the game though?
then play on servers where its not mate
we cant lock 173 in 914 anymore 🙁
argument for pink candy being base is stupid
it's tragic
makes me want to merge without looking
i meant that you cant get it if nothing is changed
no more bargaining
no more gifs
@rancid dome idek how long the shipping would take
No more locking people in rooms
Send, surely :)
you said it’s not in the game which was just objectively false
i meant that you cant get it if nothing is changed
i wanted to lock 173 in 914 and freeze it and crack it like a peanut , oh wait he is a peanut
our brains are shrinking
upd when
Usually from there is about 1-2 weeks
55 minutes
im going to bust
Bruh
i hate this "meme" with every fibre of my being and i CANNOT BELIEVE that i ACCIDENTALLY did it
update is today gif
pigeon mail delivery
guys what if we made an event special item that not only incentivizes not playing the game (killing yourself early) but also allows every player to do massive amounts of damage to scps with no counterplay 🧠🧠🧠
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:3875713200:F>/<t:3875713200:R>*
-# *This is my time wasted
@wispy raven
I’m not new broski I been in here
Explode
67
no
when is the halloween update?
When they remove old micro

rain
Heavy update
when is this update dropping
Broski I been here ever since they remove the old micro
1 hour from now
everyone can have their opinion
my speedometer micro will never die
Check the pins!

Ong
the model sucked bro
I am the king of scp sl
just gotta fight to stay awake for 1 hour
so 14.0?
its 5 AM for me
I been here about a year I just don’t talk in discord servers
Don’t any of you people have JOBS
did you wake up just for the update
when is the update
no
most people have school
😂
ive been up all night
Bro why
Just get your laptop in your bed!
looks comfy but i wont fall so quickly
WHY
is it in 1 hour?
ye
2025-2025 is not a year, liar
Less than
Yung bluds
5
No 53 minutes
1 HOUR TO UPDATE
4
1 hour to update
update takes 24 hours
when update 😡
3
!halloween
53 minutes and its time for london
3 PM
We should count to 53 minutes.
nerd.
Nerds are smart
2
erm its 52 minutes
52
I am a fucking idiot
1
Blithering idiot
agreed
I make Hammond look like a genius
Update is cancelled!!!

@tough tapir
Holy moly yall yap to much
oh ye
Yes it is ancient
bait
It is today
update delayed to halloween 2026
Me when social media is used like social media: 😨 😱
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release never
the server has port forwarding now but it still disconnects me with "Connection Failed" is there any config i need to set up?
uh
67
This should be pinned
sell your soul to mighty northwood first
Open a server side ticket in #technical-support 
„The servers are not a safe place“ 🔥
Img
!999
what does your name even mean
!halloween
how can one be t
Say the dots
!hallowen
what are yall planning to do after 48 minutes?
i did
Make me d boy
join canada 3 (best server)
Update Scp:sl and play the game
!halloween
.
cough
Bet

Sleep
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
So like who’s playing scp SL?
!hallowen 👿👿👿👿
Do not the 999
mass murder
👿
have a fat old guess
i lowkey t
Heloween
Uh no one
Join a server and then scream in Dutch
Brother spelled Halloween wrong
Start screaming holy moly in Dutch
bro spelled helowin wrong
!halloweiner
Bro spelt heroin wrong
HEILIGEE MOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!
!Halloween
Thang
im still waiting for npcs in hitman w.o.a to realize they are looking at their boss,s dead body
😡
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
haha I switched out your adrenaline for heroin
fuck you
flamenco update?
thx bot
No that’s in Christmas
😠
😡
Same thing just one does a bit more than pain suppression
Danger dwells 🗣️
!hallowen
😡
😡
but i want the christmas update now!
The SCP:SL update is in 45 minutes, and I’m already losing my mind from impatience. I can’t function without SCP:SL, the game created by Hubert Moszka. Earlier today, I went outside for a walk and saw a stray dog. Instinctively, I crouched and climbed a wall. Then, an elderly man approached me, and I reacted by shooting him several times in the head, thinking it would buy me enough time to escape. I ran back home and up to my attic, where I found a cassette player. I tried to play it, hoping it would trigger the flamingo event for a flamingo victory — but nothing happened. Someone must have already spawned the flamingos, and the MTF must have wiped them out. I just can’t live a normal life without SL.
YOU WILL WAIT FOR THE CHRISTMAS UPDATE
NO!
i hope the Christmas update is earlier tho
🤬
December 10 or something
holy copypasta, actual insanity
How much you pay per month for patreon?
THATS 2 FUCKEN MONTHS
I can’t wait to get destroyed by a lead class d while running from chaos that are eating yellow candies
You will get your Christmas update WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO SING THE ENTIRE SL CHRISTMAS SONG
I'm entering SCP SL, joining any server, the connection goes to 90, and it kicks me out of the game. Please help me, I experience this all the time.
😭
İ CAN SİNG İT
!halloween
WİTH NO PROBLEMS
when is sex update?
So like yall come here often
I'm entering SCP SL, joining any server, the connection goes to 90, and it kicks me out of the game. Please help me, I experience this all the time.
xd
69 years
😭😭
the scp sl updat is in like 45 minuts an im alredy losin my mind from impatince. i cant functon wthout scp sl the game by hubert moszka. erlier today i went outsid for a walk an saw a stray dog. instintivly i crouch n climed a wall. then a old man came up 2 me an i reacted by shootin him sevral times in the hed thinkin it wud giv me time 2 escape. i ran bak home an up 2 my atic where i found a cassete playr. i tryed 2 play it hopin it wud triger the flamingo event 4 a flamingo victoree but nothin happend. sumone musta alredy spawn’d the flamingos an the mtf probly wiped em out. i just cant live normal life wthout sl.
😡
thats too long!!!!
14.2 update delayed to NEVER
PRAISE HUBERT
then go time travel
The graphics are going to blow my computer
Do it to chaos theory’s
Bros i’s have a textual accent
What's the kick message?
like my twin did
HALLOWEEN UPDATE IS REPLACED WITH THE FORMULA 1 UPDATE
MAX VERSTAPPEN NEWEST SCP
NOOOOO
They lost the update files
sorry help me please?
Next Halloween
yay!!!
FEAR THE MAX
Cold as hell
i challenge you to say b and two O
how do i invite someone to my lobby
When Halloween uptade 
35 ish minutes
B- b- bo- boo😨
I play on a pc
35 hours
next year
41 mins
e
Yo when’s the update releasing today?
!halloween

When Halloween
||BOO||
2 years
next year
Check pins
AHHHH

I can’t fucking read
LABTARDS
learn
Lobotomy
WHAT IS PROFESSION
August 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
Are you guys going trick or treating in 40 minutes
yes i am high
Guys I’m going under a scp-939 lobotomy
no scp sl is life
are you guys going trick or treating
are you guys going trick or treating
are you Guys going trick or treating or trunk or treating
What time do they release halloween update
are you guys going trick or treating
imagine candy bucket scp and it gives you pink candy that explodes whether or not you eat it
No
🇳🇱
i want brown candy irl
!leak
Halloween update has officially been delayed to October 28th due to technical difficulties. Sorry for the inconvenience.
3pm but what time zone?
its called laxatives
ORANJE BOVEN
🗣️
Nah I’m going tank or treating
I need pink candy in regular server NOW
nuh uh
!hallowen
No
MILLIONS MUST MUKBANG ON PINK CANDY
!halloween
PINKCANDY BOOM
joking i hope?
!15.0leak
!hellotwin
WHAT TIME ZONE 3PM
https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407075419586560 check pinned comments
Bro
!15.0leakpls
i hope so
est i think
the scp sl update is in like 37 minutes and im already geeked . i cant EXIST without sl, the game made by my oh so beloved hubert moszka. earlier when i went outside to avoid touching gr*ss i saw a red fire hydrant. I immediately held c (walked slowly) away. after that i walked by the senior center and saw an old man. that triggered my TRAUMA and so i shot him until he went into the ground (grave) before escaping. i was so cscared i ran to my grandma's house and stole her gramophone hoping i could ask the dea dpeople how many scps were left byut all that came out was old people music interrupted by a HORROR STINGER (needle skipped). I IMMEDIATELY went to the entrance to grab the jailbird (cane) and beat her to death with it (she was probably the ci spy). i just CANNOT live my life without scp sl.
NOOO
people playground pumpkin spotted
why are you replying to me
20 dollars
Hear me out
HAHAHA
no perms
!15.0leakspls
The single best piece of food you have ever tasted in 1000 years of human evolution
BUT
what yall think about green beans?
im not a bot
Halloween update has been cancelled. See you in the dark. - Northwood Studios
it has pink candy inside of it
Give me perm pls zaddy
!15.5leakspls
*See you in the BRIGHT Light
oh
STOP IT i dont have any leaks
Can I get moving picture perms please @ hubert
¬16.0leakspls
!1984
everytime the halloween command is used, it delays the update
!096
Did you not get turn into a doughnut??
do not
u little mf
!999
!halloween
If i get image perms i will rename myself to hubert sigma rizz in game
!hawon
!heroin
!herobrine
you spelled it wrong
!heroine
!kill7billionpeople
pls bro stop youre going to spawn him
theres 8 though
!howloween
#GLORYTOPİNKCANDY
I HOPE UR WIFI DIES
Arnold the script was: “let me help you young man”
🤫
scp sl update is in NEVER
guess what
Update is cancelled!
what
Pink candy pipe bomb
😄
Hope both sides of your pillow are warm
crack pipe scp when
I NEED 420-J
We alll crack 939
real
Uh
i see the vision
What if you get turned into a 939 instance
when we add someone getting shit on by a pipe that explodes bcuz of a dboi using pink candy
its delayed
what yall gonna do when we get london in sl?
crack in SL when
It would be so funny if it's delayed 
dont say it
Tell my British friend to hop on
is it really delayed?
embed failure
guh
what yall think about cheezeburgers?
See you in 30 minutes, stay in the dark.
im leaving the dark 😭😭
when is christmas update?
i think its this update
when is christmas update
I need it
guys when is the 2069 christmas update
!xmas
!xmas
30 min till update
30 minutes
!xmas
!halloween
You know what when is thanksgiving update
!xmas
ohhhh right, then whens 2095 april fools?
!halloween
!halloween
4167 april fools upate when
!hallowbeans
When update time today est?
When is the women's day update where they add female d-bois
!halloween
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
In 29 minutes
!helloweiners
READ THE PINS
Halloween features and 14.2 are expected to release <t:1761332449:F>/<t:1761332449:R>*
-# *Release Time not final
🫘
!halloween
The !halloweencommand has been removed, please read to pinned message for information about the update.
you need to delay it by a few more hundred years
!halloween?
!halloween?
indeed
Release time not final - translation: 30 minute delay
!walloheen
!halloween?
!halloween?
!hallonight
- server lag
!divorced
?halloween
!hallowday
!marry
update in 30 mins fellas
Scopoptober
!evilween
!gingerbread
!delayupdate
indeed
!halloween
adam
next april fools the game should be down for a day
!ban @dreamy viper
!update
Someone needs to make a website for a counting down till NW updates
||boo||
!fly
Man i just cant get over the fact northwood uses the phrase "stay in the dark". Its funny to me and idk why
AHHHH
pinned
All you had to do was ask
953
buy me an domain ill do it
time to use the blue candy and become the C^m monster
ask what?
WHAT
woah stop scaring us like that
bruh
Im not wrong
me too ig
ada
It's too viscous to be a liquid it's a damn marshmello
Bro I’m listening to a song rn and the cat landing the flip perfectly synced with th lyric “whoops!”
do it
when is 14.0
when's the update
-5 months
buddy has a snail messenger
about a year or so
Look in pins ppl
which one
25 MİNUTES
i got alot of pins on my desk
Fire detector
the dog is always in doggy
when is 16.0
953 release date be like
indeed nole
when is medkit rework
when 14.6
rn
Yeah I put 14.2 on ur desk ur welcome
will the servers insta switch to the update or no
No
i got 30 pins which one
No, they need to be updated manually by the owners
Guess
of course it wont dumbass
Lil fun game for ya
Be nice
rude for no reason