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thats like 3221225472 byte
lesssssssssssssss
xd
100 mb is crazy for image
100MBs for an image would have to be like 16k probably
who knows what secrets are stored there...
I have 10.66GBs of "Images" on my phone. About 25+% of those are purely anime icons and banners
and about 4 on my PC
which is more than a million photos
insane
there's 6903 images on my phone
well at least that's what my phone is telling me
how does it even get that big anyway
or something

Tell you what, I'll sort all my anime stuff into a folder for it and then send how many there are here
fish photos I bet
ya
good song
naur, cat photos
bet photos of your soulmate the emperor
prob 80% of camera is cat pic
dont think it will show how big a folder is tho but I'll see
you say cat photos but you mean emperor
I know ancient
Nah, kittuh
you like squid
one photo of your car
i have the most autistic random pics stored on my phone
out of a 7000 ish images of your soulmate
7000 images of fish in your case
German car
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Volkswagen
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das Auto
l'aurogini
German car!! 🇩🇪
I have at most 100 images on my phone. Mostly of chemicals. And other stuff.
so no
way off
#bringbackmaidro
Das Auro
heisenberger
100 images of fish chemicals
#no
only photo of a fish was the one I deboned at that chemical testing food place
Hehe checkmate maidro
because I wanted to report it
formaldehyde fishies x100
but never did
got easy
against the law to have formadehyde fishes to extend the shelf life
or anything meat products (note: yes companies do this)
yummy
i love drinking formaldehyde
every day
NGRATAGAGA
h2o but with a bit of c
Huh
Delete this
I sent this message like 2 hours ago
are you trying to say nword without getting banned?
oh boy I have a photo when made a certain liquid nitrogen thing
crazy
It’s supposed to be anger
Nrahagagahsgagga
Ngrrh
What if i don't
2 g is insane
what does this mean
he will wran
God may strike me down if I’m lying I didn’t not try to say the n word
!wran @visual acorn frieren
@upper raven has wranned sudarik007 Reason: frieren
I cannot really say what I made ..... but I have that. So that is interesting. haha
i said that when i mixed random cleaning chemicals as a kid
parents werent happy
there is a chance you can make mustard gas and bromine doing that
etc...
ik
tear gas
Mustard?
i doubt its bromine tho
it was something else
bromine can be made using household stuff
ya
chloroform
chloramine
chlorine
bromine? i still doubt, gonna research
pool supply can do that
and muriatic acid
I cannot help you with it but ya. Trust me it has been done in the past.
sounds like yo watched nilered video
there are certain items or things that can increase your chances of accidentally making bromine
work as a biochem
cooooooool
going to handle bromine in a lab setting soon. So ya. Which is rare. There is F then bromine. Then all the other chemicals.
doubt I will ever visit a fluorine lab tho. Those are rare. Even more so than bromine.
prob only like a dozen or less flourine labs
across the world
would love to try myself in the chem field
sup chat
but there are other thing i enjoy tho
just follow what you want to do
Nothing like a large glass of milk right before bed hey fellas
professional homeless
billionaire 😎 /j
if ive done that i would die
before getting first job
the thing is that chemistry you need passion to do it
or biochem
vacation sir
you have to deal with a lot of bs
lab tech jobs that dont pay jack shit
etc...
In my opinion, everything needs passion
work at 4 AM
I would say that is generally true. But it depends on much time is involvled. Chemistry/ biochem/ any of the science are not really hard but there is a lot of it. And there is a lot of bs that you need to deal with. Your experiments dont work. You need to deal with lab tech jobs. You have to deal with exec that are dumb. Etc...
its just a big amount of dry learning
much more than most expect
but mostly practical
You'r probably right, I don't have much experience with this
So I won't say otherwise
you expect to learn a few basic things and then do some practice but no
you will learn every bone of your hand in dead language
maybe it depends on the school
then do some other rituals
now there are some practical knowledge classes like analytical chemistry but that is rare
rituals sounds fun
and after 3 years you get some lil practice
Hell research is prob more useful than any class
by far
ugrad
but good luck getting that experience in some univ (ivy leagues haha)
unis are good cuz they give you connections
and a bunch of future colleagues
ya. But I think research univ are better overall for stem field that ivy leagues. In terms of ugrad.
connections are, honestly, sometimes more useful than experience
it depends
for grad school you want research
connections are still important but ya
knowledge is obtainable at home, no uni needed
research is more important than a gpa
connections no
imo
baze
although sometimes a piece of paper is needed
I mean documents
ivy leagues are kinda a trap for stem students. I feel like. Because it is comp. So good luck trying to get research experience in those schools. Research univ tend to have less people. So you have a chance to do research.
using 0.1% of what you learned in uni is great expirience
if you want to go get a phd: research then connection then gpa . Industry it is more like connections. But again most of those jobs still require phd or masters.
so in the end
ya
especially nowadays haha
gender studies phd🤩
Aren't there any private schools that do this stuff?
ima hop of discord, im getting sleepy
good night
ya but a lot of those are again research oriented or technically focused. Not prestige focused like ivies. Mit, caltech, rpi, and wpi. But those are big time names so again more comp. Getting into those labs are challenging. I rather go to a med tier research univ than one of those personally.
at least for ugrad
phd and masters are different (more follow the research)
that make sense
Hi
hello
How do i make a ticket?
I want to create a status web but i don’t know how
So I want to ask
Do you know @modern willow ?
wait I will take a look
Ok ty
jesus
Do you want to check the status of your server?
If you want to do something like that, you would have to work on it yourself or if you want, for example, the status of the number of players on the server to appear on your Discord, there are plugins for that, if I'm not mistaken
I see
If you have any doubts or this is not what you meant, you should probably have access to the host server channel and there you can ask a NW member
I think asking a technical support member would be the best option
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Thank you .3
hey when going to server list it says my time is offset 421 minutes for my timezone, but its not. my time is set for my time zone
Yip
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The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
fuck you x2
Dead chat
@snow umbra sybau
Sad
you can has cookie🍪
Short
Heya chat
so whats the next step if my game keeps silent crashing on launch but none of the options in the support doc helped

You open a #technical-support ticket
Open a ticket #technical-support
Shit
heh
three Northwood staffs immediately jumped to say the same thing
apparently i just cant see that channel unless its linked lmao
Onboarding list
You select the channels
Channels & Roles
Then make a client ticket as you're crashing
Anyways imma shower
They are insane
Ig Hubert pay's em good
I get paid?
yeah
Since when
Hoiii
you got scammed
Who's stealing my money
asked Hubert for your paycheck
I could do that....
Amogus

anyhow, it's 5:26, dorm is now open and F1 quali is now over
time to pack up and head back to dorm
No..
Am
in ice cubes
Check my timezone in bio
that isn't something we help with
there are various sites that can do this like uptime kuma, uptime robot, etc
Gotta love SL using 69420MB ram but still not responding while loading
Microsoft loading simulator 2020 requires it
for good FPS

More RAM = More scenery can be cached
Which equals
better FPS
becuase the game doesnt need to shit itself deloading and loading scenery
I'm curious, what's your actual ram and gpu specs
128GB DDR4, RTX 3080
Actually having too much RAM can clog the fps
neat
If more RAM size equals more fps, high end PCs would use 64-128 gigs on average
how often do you crash while booting SL up
the fps are also side dependent on the GPU side
maybe once a month
not too often
i see
its just annoying when it does happen
@boreal kernel
Still quite dark out
Samsung camera stuff going on.
That, or the cloud.
general

@past dune
Hm?
is it client issue or server issue if my game freezes after i join a server?
but i wanna to ticket cause im not good enough to find a solution myself
and you like technical support
ok
ok
goth boi
multiple personalites im bipolar
i swear i mean well im still going to hell
Huh
it crashes before opening
"Huh"
its obviously something you told/instructed him to do
How do you not understand that?
Rofl
I didn't instruct them anything...
Unfortunately I'm not available but describe the issue in the ticket and follow the bot instructions
Someone else available will help you! 
I'm just busy and I have my own private life 
who even are you
how do i join a server if it says invalid signature im new
Restart the game
A rich black hat threat actor
idgaf
Who

chiki chaka
It's been a day..
Literally
No im gonna sleep soon
I love men
What do I do if no servers show up?
hell yea
Is your name spelled I swallow piss?

Daily Showcase (day 28) Of the showed off examples of the unfinished revoicing of CASSIE Lines

Goofy ahh bottle
What the fuck
Fortnite ahh mini shield potion
Guys
SLEEP
why do your hands look like that
I cant believe "go to bed" used to be a punishment
Noemi go sleep
Its a punishment for you
Go to sleep finally
it's a punishment when you aren't ready to sleep
I've been laying in bed for 45+ minutes
Obviously if you sleep deprive yourself it doesn't seem so bad

sadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Close your eyes and sleep
Even naturally it would take like 2 days plus before I even get so tired to actually wanna sleep
(˘︶˘).。*
I'm sorry HOW MANY Battle Pass points???
Excuse me, is this the place to chat?
Yes.
Thank you, I didn't understand English because I was not good, so it was very helpful.

I feel like I need melatonin atp
I will do my best to memorize English
Goodluck mate.
Personally, I try to understand grammars first, find patterns in how they work, and then try and go for vocabularies.
Which one is worse:
function miracleSort(arr, fn) {
while (!isSorted(arr, fn)) {
// Wait for miracle
}
return arr
}
function bogoSort(arr, fn) {
while(!isSorted(arr, fn)) {
arr = shuffleArray(arr)
if (isSorted(arr, fn)) {
return arr
}
}
}```
We all know miracleSort is the best
What the flip
MiracleSort, you wait for divine intervention to sort the list for you
ok,
Like a cosmic ray hitting the computer just right to alter the data
BogoSort, you keep randomising the list until its ordered
You can also join localized servers
Depends where r u fron
Bogo sort can be O(1) and is therefore the best sorting algorithm possible.
It's already on the Japanese server!
Fucking wrote bubble sort 1000 times
sorting algorithm?
Yeah
let me write one
Because you can sort in many ways
let's see which already-existing algorithm i end up with 
I know
Bubble Sort
Selection Sort
Insertion Sort
Shell Sort
They all do the same shit
But work in different ways
Bogus Sort best sort
Just use the Python inbuilt sort function
On paper it can be the fastest sorting algorithm
Love how literally everything is just a library away in Python
You could probably create entire AI models with one function
Yeah that's the point
That we had to write our own algorithms cuz it teaches you the way to think about it
You're from Japan?
yes,yes日本だよぉ(It's Japan)
Your choice
I rather speak Spider
You think I would learn Japanese to be a weeb
Yes
Where's the faith :(
I can't reply because it's too fast (´・ω・) But don't worry
Are u a femboy
This just gets weirder and weirder
let's make it simple (no custom expressions like the actual .sort() method, just ascending order):
function sort(arr) {
let sorted = []
for (const element of arr) {
let lowest
for (let i = 0; i < arr.length; i++) {
lowest = false
if (element < arr[i]) {
lowest = true
} else {
lowest = false
break
}
}
if (lowest) {
sorted.push(element)
arr.shift()
}
}
return sorted
}
I made it like rn I bet it doesn't even work and it's also very inefficient 
It's a process of learning. Take your time! (@^^@)/
femboy、I don't know the meaning, so please tell me
ah shit forgot one thing
Bloody hell, that little 、 character on the I made me think there was dirt on my monitor
fixed it
ok, Is it like a beast senior in my country ()
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why wouldn't you
Ive been trying to wipe it off for like the past 60 seconds
Japanese🤔🤔
Oh this translation barrier is quite something
oh,nonono!
yes,yes

Well, Imma play Deltarune now
Is that what I think it is.
Yes.☠️☠️
野獣先輩っていうのを知らないなら知らないにこしたことはないよ(I want you to translate it separately)
Ok bro
hold on i have a funny image lemme find it
!warn 759279549837213746 posting hentai code in public chat.
What the f-
Bruh😭😭
That is not hentai code
Now is a very good time to play Deltarune
www hentai code I can read this!
Please move on
Thats just a Japanese meme😭😭
are these quizzes, or actual questions?
yes, It's the same as a cat, please take care of it ()
By the way, which server do you all play games on?
Homophonic meme breh☠️
lol
thank you
Akashike, Yanage, Scarlet Bird, Kusagami, Nehamike, Nobase(I really want you to read it!)

Hello people
If I have an algorithm that just loops forever, no matter input size
Isn't its time complexity TECHNICALLY O(1), because the length is constant: infinite

Hello
What the fuck
Never looking in gen chat again
gonna live in the staff discord for now on
Dont. Ask. Question.

I have lots of questions
Look away
lol
It's Goku, it's popular overseas after all
False warning 
How you?
I'm super energetic!
Bucket
Bucket
yooo
can you let cassie say Central autonomic service system for internal emergencies?
in like a deep voice
oh deep
well
cassie is already deep
how deep
Interesting that we have ancient viruses in our body
i think maybe adding some reverb to it would make it sound deeper
maybe im wrong though
I have
cassie is just perfect
damn
everyone single one
8% of our body is infected with a virus that has changed into helping with immune response and pregnancy
im not women i dont pregnate
alr give me a minute
But we are still infected
how many people are infected with it? do we have an estimate?
because if the number is high then thats funny to me
Way back
can you let cassie say "i hate larry because he has a gun"
sentence mixed or AI?
We just dont know the time but we know its way back
doesnt matter
ah right
when update
in 5 days

i love you
i may be the dumbest person alive.
crashes were because at some point i decompiled the game for art assets and somehow exported the game back into itself
Sunday?
sunday? like today?
I'm gonna go crazy i've listened to cassie for too long
Whenever I read something, I always read it in CASSIE's voice
Next
oh right
soon then
which is great
thatll come with all the halloween stuff im assuminh
yea i get it
i have that too but with someone else
You wanna know something funny I find about those "MrBeast bad" videos? It's that somewhere in the world, there's a kid who decided to become an outright communist after watching them.
MrBeast = capitalism in their eyes
"MR BEAST IS A FRAUD! MAO DID NOTHING WRONG!" They say as they pressure their parents to buy them another thing they don't really need.
mao?

as in zedong?
as in red sun in ze sky?
lemme just
delete
politics arent allowed here
Mf has become cassie
there's no going back
Do you have like 2000 voicelines or something 😭
Have a special keyboard next to your computer that has every voiceline with text on it or somethih lmfao
my actual Soundboard probably has like over 1600 actually binded
And I may have like an extra few hundred laying around else where
This is just Words alone btw
Extra few hundred said so casually
It's actually normal for me 😭
Holly found this video back in 2024
Should give a proper idea of what it looks like
This looks like tony Stark's holograms
Got the tf2 announcement thingy
i get referenced to jarvis
which is
fair enough
but people call me STEPHAN HAWKING
LIKE WHAT
NOT EVEN CLOSE
the amount of custom words I have for CASSIE
NW Might as well hire me to put new words into CASSIE's bank
Wonder how would the original va for cassie would react
I've always wondered
I got into contact with him once
I tried to get an interview with him but I was rejected
he said he had a loaded schedule so he wouldnt be able to find the right time
So you did a syndrome from incrediblea type shit?
Oh nvm
I just
Wish narlor was more interested in SL More
I know it's a job to him but like, I don't think even he knows the impact he has
Then he magically appears in chat
🙏😭
Don't make me start dreaming
I will be so sad
Always helping my ass alerting the chaos wave and shit
If I were a Kid with cancer the one thing I would ask is to meet narlor
not mrbeast
not markiplier
Narlor
Narlor sounds like a vape brand
A guy with funny voice
I think his actual name is Allen Johnson
He goes by Narlor Jenkins
My
friend made
a board
of stuff
about him
shall i send
you will think its so weird
but like
The things i would do to be called old man jenkins
its interesting
It'll kinda funny
i didnt make this so im not that crazy
but I would of

this isnt creepy right
The Cassie saga
fuck im realizing this is creepy
Definitely but it is funny so not that much
ok so
We think
That is what Narlor looks like
the image was
Coloured
to help
we have more images
but I'll get to that later
We found
his steam account
which is how
I was able to contact him
He accepted me, gave me his email. And unfriended me
my friend freaked out when they saw Narlor accept me as a friend lol
Damn he's a writer
this is
his steam
he also privated his account
recentluy
so idk if I was the cause of that
makes me sad
but we think this is narlor cause when we looked through his photos, we found a photo of old SCPSL
Probably not
Name similarities and such
Since he gave me his email and he mentioned that he appreciates me for liking his work
My guess is it absolutely is him
average yt shorts comment:
I shat myself 😂 😂 Damn is 😂 🎉
Mans: 🗿 🗿 🍷
Retep: 🤡 🤮 🤮
4:28 BRO REALLY SAID "T" 😂
I guess bro
Apparently know his Twitter acc and reddit
I can't be bothered to find them again atm, but my friend has been all over it
This is similar to the time where some kid on discord only to find he was insanely famous back then as a child and we found his accounts and shit like a mystery
Imagine one day they'll send you a pic and it's them and narlor with a selfie
doing a game talk thing
The rabbit hole grows deeper
so basically
the video is about dbd or smthn
idk
but the guy
Allen johnson
is supposedly narlor
when you hear him
you might think no way.
but
if you listen closely
you can hear similarities in his speech and his light containment line
You think he's a voice actor for dbd?
I assume he has different mics for voice acting and general use
WAIT
NO
NOT DBSD
DBD
DND
Dnd is what I meant
sorry im so stupid
might not even be DND
It's alr
I don't even know what's a dbd but I know dnd
The initial episode of Paws & Claws, our Realms of Pugmire Twitch game. -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/theonyxpath
jere
here
so top right is suspected to be narlor
There's like a lot
I thought you were actually cassie for a second
Cassie wouldn't agree..
Hello gamers

When did u get the blue role 
?
what blue role?
october of 2023
is it
Idk 
where do i find servers to join and why when i open the scp game it says no servers available
Restart your game
sl is down
everytime i restart it always displays that no servers are available
no matter what i do
maybe its region idk?
im central/ western usa
so i thought that my only answer was to join someone elses bought server
Open a cilent side #technical-support ticket
someone fucking HACKED my EA account that was linked to my steam
how the hell does that happen
What.
it doesnt even have anything good on it all i want to do is play plants vs zombies
LITERALLY
I CAN SEE THIS MANS EMAIL ADDRESS WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT INTO MY EA ACCOUNT
The zombies hacked into your steam account
im just going to unlink my steam account at this point
it is crazy how the support guy needed me to change my username

EA just told me to contact valve
i just wanted to play pvz
do we know whats in the update besides chase themes
No
Thomas got his acc stolen btw
Wowza.
Some lighting changes and balance changes
my first ea account was banned cuz they thought im bot
💀

naw i bought it
its just not supposed to be playable until the 23rd
i just replaced the exe file it had with a different one
Now he's a rich man
the programming and technical witchcraft it took me to mimic this in tf2 of all things deserves a medal @deft fjord
He is in LOA
oof
@hasty summit give me bouncy balls

I have a couple versions
OG
And a remake
you want both?
gimme all
which one should i make my alarm?
no
none
i have
a better idea
for your alarm
alr
one sec
Either one of these 2
I so wish I had Raw audio of the Countdown Line
This is the closest I could get
the counting sounds off so didnt bother to include
shall i spread the story of Cassie the wise?
definitely
i will, my lord
wait this aint a calt 😭
cult*
dont call me lord it feels off
xD
Call me Queen 💅
yes, my queen
shall i call you my king now?
noooo
what do you propose ?
how about
i the a wel
C.A.S.S.I.E.

but i cant call your name as a title, sire
Technically it's a Pseudonym so it still workz
just don't call me something that assumes i'm higher authority or smthn it feels off 😭
did you know abbreviation comes from abbreviare which is latin
alr dawg

liar
liar
liar liar pants on fire
ohio in the big 25 🏗️🏗️🏗️
Ohio in the big 2025 🌹🌹🌺🌺
How many voice lines u have
Probs over 2000 now

of just CASSIE Alone
Insanity
My soundboard is probs about near 2000 but a little below
I need to count again
Voicemod Soundboards suck ass
dead chat
@amber lintel We shouldn’t have done it
some of the achievements in the game only seem possible with friends
it spreads
You did not need to turn him into a toilet
a skibidi toilet
It sounded funnier
It's doable on public servers, some might just be harder than others 
We should have just sold Jousan
mmm how in the world do you get 3 kills without letting go of the trigger with the lmg
I
Speaking of singing.. I also got him to sing the muffin song!!
The amount of Audio in this song is crazy I'm surprised I even made it work
Camping gates is an option, as well as holding a corner.
thats ez
under circumstances
I included a non-gate camping option
i cant even get 3 candies
I actually got that one accidentally, I happened to be on surface with a logicer right as an MTF spawn wave happened, so I just sat on an angle and held left click 
Not my proudest achievement
lol
40 hours in the game still havent gotten a kill with the grenade
I would ask someone to drop you one if you're feeling lucky, or just get a gun and sit by TC-01. You can then detain or kill people for theirs.
There's a bit of a steep initial leaning curve, but once you get the hang of things I promise they're all doable
i got my first nade kill against larry in an elevator lmao
Elevator grenade trap

How many achievements do you guys have?
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