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Whoops wrong one
guys i'm bored give me suggestions on what would absolutely break the game but would be so fucking funny
Five. Hundred. Balls
Double it and give it to the next person
Remove your CPU while playing the game
how would you even wha
Just open your computer tower and remove it, ez
Pour water into your pc while playing the game
Don't do that
i mean like in the game
not irl
Ahhhhh
Well
You could make some cool loading screens
Don't listen to Alex, guys. Pouring water on your PC improves performance via cooling. Just search up water cooling
here's a recent one from him
water cooling 
water cooking
what if you make 096 smol?
Yesss, then you can just drink the water when thirsty
people have to then look up
ppl will head up
What if I carry 096 like a baby???
🐟
yh but will they be expecting a smol 096?
no
Support email or where do they even report such a thing
Probably not a bug report
website
The site where the web is
In
link?
there's one plug-in that is basically gambling with the coin and you can get smaller with it and so i was 096 when the admins of that server gave everyone a coin and i became smol 096
only with invites
Ah
I had a small peanut (173) once in a game a while back. Some girl was obsessing over it
omg hi alex
hard thing
what
my favorite technician returns
173, keep up with the slang, unc

ik, but i mean what do you mean "one girl was obsessing over it."
I'm putting you in a blanket burrito frfr
Hey guys how do I get infinite grenades dropping for my body
A huhhh?
Some female individual player in the server was very intrigued and captivated by the small 173, and was making it public that she thought it was cute/adorable/etc.
I'm gonna wrap you up with a blanket, blanket burrito
I'm trying to do something right now and try to figure out how to get the grenades to drop not for my inventory
My brother you need to hide
it's like the most cozy experience you'll ever have I stg
well no need for the phrasing but obsessing is quite a strong word so just say she said it was cute or smth
Lock yourself in a bathroom and keep a shotgun at your feet
I only have pepper spray
Grammar police over here
Well piss
I have a handgun flamethrower in my purse, a boot dagger and pepper spray
Youre gonna die bro rip alex gone but never forgotten 🥀
Gone but never forgotten 🥀
whole ass flamethrower in a purse?
yessir
the rest could fit but not the flamethrower
it's literally a handgun that shoots fire
It's not
That's called a lighter
Bros over exaggerating a BIC lighter 😭
I won't, dw
Now spray some axe body spray into it
Scorpion over here
can I send you a meme king
nevermind your ass plays genshin impact
what the helly
💔
sure
do you want a meme gang
Is it funny
eats it
yes
Is it SCP related
kinda
Do NOT open this persons bio
i did
Russian
So?
So did i and now i feel like i looked directly into a flashbang
Nothing crazy, I just saw Russian flag
W Queen banner
my profile is also flashbang but the main one
IM FUCKING BLINDD
not the server
WE are all queens
mine?
DMs should be available, go ahead whenever 😄
Yup lol
9 More Hoodies!!
https://www.makeship.com/products/scp-173-hoodie
For years, personnel have insisted “173 just wants a hug.” Now you can give them one (safely)!Inspired by the infamous statue’s unsettling visage and breakneck speed, this premium hoodie lets you wear a piece of the facility’s most notorious Euclid-class anomaly without risking your neck. Featuring a design that nods to SCP-173’s concr...
I sent the meme gang
Ty, twin
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
9 to go!!!
AI generated, and NOT scp related lmaooo 🥀
I said kinda
the spooky ai part
I thought it was hilarious I'm ngl
I saw one with a monkey
the one where he hits the crocodile with a stick?
Monkey at someones front door getting sucked into a tornado or something lol
173 SOMBRERO

You got money for 9 hoodies lying around?
lmfao
that sounds funny
I do yes
do you want 9 hoodies
you want one?
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Go to a private server, give yourself admin powers and spawn yourself as skeleton
lol
ty alex
8 more hoodies 😎
Yw!
FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOODDDDDD
PLEASSEEE
NOT THE PEANUT SOMBRERO
WHY NOT
real
It is gonna be the halloween 173 tho...
we need 8 more sales!!
yeah it will be
For years, personnel have insisted “173 just wants a hug.” Now you can give them one (safely)!Inspired by the infamous statue’s unsettling visage and breakneck speed, this premium hoodie lets you wear a piece of the facility’s most notorious Euclid-class anomaly without risking your neck. Featuring a design that nods to SCP-173’s concr...
@everyone ping rn
It's worth it!!
no
Banned.
Jokes on you I wanna stay at 0 rep for personal reasons.
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mass rep @lavish hamlet
LOL
loser
I'll be back in my water proof cardboard box™
-# jokes on you people I used this to gain free rep.
nah
Yuh uh, from the way I act I ain't getting rep from anyone.
I need to get reps somehow
the tech support doesnt give us reps :((
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You have just given @vapid verge a reputation point!
lmao
wow...
i'm not giving you rep alex
😂
"Not Alex"
T-72 my beloved ❤️🩹
!rep @frank kiln
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I reped Hubert (real)
!rephubert
Time to get banned.
btw
Ik
!hubertrep
TW: a little loud
i dont see any games happening on server list am i missing something?
Screenshot please.
If this is your first time playing you might need to restart the game!
ok ill restart rq
there are any list of placeholders like %nick% etc.
Placeholders for where specifically?
for game
But where in the game 
ok thank you, it was my first time and now they are popping up thanks sorry im dumb ;D
No worries, it's a common first time issue so no need to feel bad 
Enjoy the game!
just let it go bro its over ✌️
how do you get the cool name colours?
crimson dawn
idk for everywhere? i can use for example %nick% in practically every situation
Reach the Maximum level of 50 or Boost the server
Either or
Real screenshot. (Not edited!!!!!)
p2w
Leaving is a good idea.
I'm not aware of a centralised list for those, sorry :(
Someone in #serverhost-cat might know?
im not talking that much
level2win
suka blyat
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.
Ruhhehehehhehe
Help
no help

Text every day: day
Hi, does anyone know where I can ask about a problem I'm having with SCP SL?
thank you men
Np
It tells me that I don't have permission to speak, bro, do you know why?
You can read the instructions to open a ticket to contact us
Or find our tech support wiki if you want to try to self diagnose
is the 173 hoodie ever gonna come back?
i cant really afford it at the moment
it looks actually sick tho
Makeship products are typically limited run, so while it's technically possible, it's not likely
awwww
i hope they know that they had really good design with the hoodie
seeing as the campaign has exceeded sales by 333%
Jarvis, release the sombrero 173

Hell yeah
mannn its such a well designed hoodie
and its from my favorite game 😭
6 hours and i have 25 to my name
Must been wind
i would buy a 939 hoodie
shotout to my lawyer for turning my 2 days in prison into 70 years on parole❤️ ❤️
106 would definitely be the dopest looking hoodie
the what
autocorrect
i meant dopest looking hoodie
they could pull off 096
really well
with a y2k style
idk if u see my visino
vision
Sombrero time!
i like monotone clothes for the winter
colorful for the summer
nobody would wanna look at you dawg
4 pixels is all it takes
winter time you gotta be colourful
exactly what i need for the math test i have in 2 days
teacher looks at me and shes gone
a few days later
it's worse than that don't worry
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
when is it releasing 😠
never
fym later this month
delayed until christmas
is there a suggestions channel?
for discord or game
game
you need to be patreon
yes
!forums
SCP: Secret Laboratory - Deep within one of the SCP Foundation’s emergency containment sites, a catastrophic containment breach leads to multiple SCP subjects being released from their cells. With containment compromised, facility personnel rush to evacuate while waiting for Mobile Task Forces to arrive and restore order, but with the Class-D ...
The Steam forums are free
its as easy as ignoring them
They get read quite often. even Hubert shows up time to time (Though he probably shouldn’t)
i never look on discussions cuz its full of weird shit
The patreon suggestions are more likely to be read since they’re from a smaller group of people which is easier to digest and come with the perk of being able to directly ping staff and department managers if your suggestion is highly upvotes by other patreons
2 more bread slices for the price of 50 cents!
Translation: money=ears
Wait no i didnt mean it like that
3 fps per deal
since suggestions arent really read on steam,
ill just send it here in the form of a summary:
Visual/audio cues when scps fall under a specific health point or %-wise
Damaged 173 audio cue: The scraping on the floor that 173 does when he moves is more raspy, rough, making it easy for enemies to figure out if hes low or not
Damaged 173 Visual cue: Since he crumbles when he actually dies, to make it more realistic and interesting, make it so that he loses parts of his body (part of his head or torso or whatever suits him), this doesn't just make a visual change in him but a change in his hitbox, the holes/missing parts are not registered as hits towards 173 and therefore it is harder to hit him (very situational but could prove useful)
Damaged 096 audio cue: Sobbing turns into more painful cries, sometimes even mimicking rage mode to scare off opposing teams
Damaged 096 Visual cue: cant think much here, i'd like to think that he just gets more bloody
Damaged 106 audio cue: breaths get louder, steps sound either lighter or heavier (cant decide yet)
Damaged 106 visual cue: ?? (undecided)
Damaged 939 audio cue: Not decided as of now
Damaged 049 audio cue: None, doc does not show any signs of pain
Damaged 049 visual cue: Beak bent, or some parts broken, cloak is very roughed up, has holes, bloody as well i assume that he can bleed. his Good sense of doctor ability gives him white eyes to intimidate enemies
oops
sent on accident
ima edit it
@orchid kraken
Well my friend you just wasted minutes of your time because i can almost guarentee you this will NOT be read
i heard its oftenly suggested
Sorry to be such a pesimist but
so i dont doubt it will come across a staff member
its fine lol
i wasnt really optimistic myself
just wanted to lay out my idea
scp intros would also be pretty nice
being slapped by a red text with the name of the scp is kind of
lackluster
chat I just did an insane play
Send it in media
Why you gotta be such a downer for?
So it didnt happen
I dont know man
Doesnt like sombreros and spreading misinformation
lol alright
Clips or it didn’t happen
can I atleast try to describe it
Yeah ofc
it wasn’t even that insane looking back at it
but I found it cool
ok so uhh I was chaos
One of these guys?
just the room with the elevator
and I had a jailbird and I had hit 939 once already
hold on it’s better I draw ts
give me 5 minutes
Where the fuck is my
ok im sending in media
see if you guys understand
new sl room leak concept
it’s the nuke room elevator lol
and the L shaped room is that one room I forgot the name

did you like my play tho
Eh it was solid like a 7/10
Now check this shit out
Facility guards of the worl UNITE
is the song inserted?
Uhhhhhh
Mewburt gave me special access to 14.2 early
...yeahh its inserted :"(
Uhm
You are not morally complicit in that person’s suicide
I would say thats the result of team stupidity
I did press the button tho...
Slipped on a banana
😭
I did that trick with peanut once
He was more brainless than the dog in this clip
why you playing with the keyboard ui
Needed for QA and I forgot to turn it off
Its also in OBS (i dont see it on my screen)
The hell is this goddamn zesty heavy pic
Skill issue
And goodman says im the downer
Mf just soloed
A general
A sorcerer
His own brother
3 guards with fucking chains on😭
What kind of drug is scorpion on
That’s great dude
Reinstall the game
how many hours do you think I have?
400
I have 160 lol
Couldve fooled me
I love scp sl
Because whenever theres a problem you wanna fix it right? So because the game wont open reinstall it first
Hi! Please contact us in #technical-support
miau
Well.. Tech Support would help but alright!

Ah hell naw
too far mane
mora send snowen to the admin tower
mods send snowen to CD 1
Rule 3: no fun
Are you fucking kidding me

guys if the fox girl gets added 3114 will be useless
3114 already has a role of spy in scp team
Fox girl would have extreme flaws such as revealing one of her parts of body
While 3114, does his job perfectly
Fox girl is useless scp to add, we're definitely having another keter classed scp
Mish
Left click to interact
It's been 18 minutes without SCP:SL. I'm starting to go insane. I can't live without SCP:SL made by Hubert Moszka. Today I decided to go out for a walk, and I saw a dog wandering the streets. I immediately started to crouch and climb a wall. An old man approached me and I immediately shot him in the head a few times. I knew this would buy me enough time to run away. I decided to run back into my house and into my attic, where I saw a cassette player. I decided to play it so that the flamingos could spawn and it could be a flamingo victory. But it didn't work, so someone already spawned the flamingos and the MTF wiped them out. I can't live a normal life without SL. Please, fix the game.
What the fuck 
Hey, I just bought the "janitor" rank on Patreon, how do I redeem the benefits?
Go to #patreon-support
Did you link discord account?
how :'(
Uhhhh there is a thing in Patreon profile settings iirc
But if you don't find it then contact #patreon-support and they will help you! 
!warn 1018933566182264852 2 NSFW Gif + Continued Overly Sexual Messages, please read the rules.
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @ancient pewter has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
Thank god for mtf lucid

I did it, thank you!! <3
Yet
So alex hows being spooky goin
Interesting interesting
I was thinking of changing my pfp to this since the pink desert uniform kinda looks orange ish?
Game devs fucking forgetting to change subtitles and naming it game file😭
Neither do we in my country
I don't think anyone besides the US celebrates it tbh
Yeah you get it then
No idea but ye
They do in germany
You fuckin wot
Im not sure about the uk
Yeah obviously
That’s so sad
Poland isn't real anyway, just ignore them
Why
Mods release sean combs on this dude
We don't celebrate halloween either 
Sean Combs? Puff daddy? P. D.? 😲
Halloween is by far the most fun holiday of the year and is also the biggest holiday for getting drunk in a positive way
Cant say the d word dino will get mad
It's a different religious holiday
So no Halloween
Christmas?

Oh Samhain?
Gulp
People get drunk on Christmas for not so great reasons
Uh no
Wdym?
All Saints Day
Just search it
For some reason a lot of bitterness happens on Christmas and also isolation with non-included family members
You need a reason to get drunk? Hmmm strange concept
Hehe miller here gets it
Lie
Despite my expensive liquor in my cabinet
Honestly i also really like the fact that in serbia we celebrate a familys patron saint day called a slava
Sadly meds
We don't tolerate NW "people" around here
Mine already makes me tired so mixing with alcohol could potentially make me not breathe very well

Have a sip of rakija thats as much as 15 years of whatever offbrand crap yall get in polan
Polish piwo cant possibly be that good
@somber raptor
W H A T
Eww rakija
Hm
It is nice
I tried rakija once before and it left me in literal tears for 2 hours
Lmao
Mean..
That shit hits you in the heart going through your nose dawg 😭
Get on now, boy. Us non-Northwoodians don't need no Northwoodians around here.



Lecture
1984 special edition book that must first be burnt in order to read the pages
Is 1984 even good
I haven't started reading yet....
I remember Fortnites dumbass 1984 ad they made because the app store removed them for the shit they were doing lmaooo
Who tf is this big bug eyed mf anyway i didnt read the book or watch the film
It's a bit short but good.
I can't find a funny random gif to post, someone post one on my behalf, please
Which is better GTX gpu?
Titan X
Or
1080ti
"So you want to make a building dissapear..."
The solution...is simple
RPG-26 disposable anti tank rocket launcher
For only 69.99!
conservative countries stick to traditions and more open minded countries are definitely into that
when i moved from my home country
which is traditional most of the time
i was quite suprised to see things being openly celebrated
titan x
why does my game keep freezing up and crashing?
Correct!
april fools where they add back player collision
Jesus Christ...
you think that will be a good joke?
Daily Showcase (day 22) Of the showed off examples of the unfinished revoicing of CASSIE Lines
Body blocking the elevator during Dead Man's so no one escapes
you
Whole new way to team sabotage
I once sent the elevator up during dead mans before people could get on
that was fun
W strat, especially on SCPs who couldn't make it in time ❤️
yuhhh
hi
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
no one is answering
nope im in the game joining a server im in server everything freezes
i looked something but idk if thats the problem
yeaaa??
how much steam cloud space should the game have?
mine has 30mb?
and thats pretty low
I wouldn't know
so you dont know?
okay than its not the problem
Rep me
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call so i can stream it?
You can just record a video
The upload size of servers are big so shouldnt be an issue
yeah but i dont have nitro
oh okay
this should allow you to upload big files
👍
have the same issue lmao
lol
no
if you do I post cute cat
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Mission failed will get em next time
omg i love MW Lines
"DEATH THE MPLA"
🍪
if you know where this is from you have ball knowledge
OG one
who doesnt tbh
BO2 Was so iconic
That shit is stuck in my head till the day I die
fr
Me when a new indie game comes out and the entire thing is beautifully done animation that was all done by hand
And it’s done in the way animation used to be done through on paper
It is
It just came out and it looks so fucking good
Just look at the cutscenes!
And it’s all animated by hand
I’m such a sucker for this kind of shit
Bring me back to the style of all dogs go to heaven, the golden days
It is!!!
The soundtrack, voice acting and all that is original too
Also, Habromania finally came out with their demo
Which is fucking huge as I’ve been following it for a while now
More hand drawn
Yeah! The artist has been showing their concepts for a long time

And the demo is free too
What’s the game about?
Sombrero time
Hubert never pays his employees
Most of us are volunteers so we don’t get paid 
@strange niche My game is cursed i think
i get paid the big bucks
They somehow have made it so they become a NPC skeleton
that’s 3114
The Elephant has never been more funded.
make a petition to fire him
yeah and the leftovers are going into The Elephant
easy
I wi
Where’s my d class hoodie
It does! I think primarily what they should’ve done a bit more, which is a common animation error, is making the characters the same or darker tone than the backgrounds
If you don’t brighten them up a bit more they don’t stand out
But this is very promising and I like it a lot
Get an orange hoodie
Day 8:Remove the hideous 
lmao
⚠️ MBH MENTIONED ⚠️
Is there a known bug for grenades not dealing correct/full damage in elevators or specifically 049's room elevator?
I've sometimes seen them no-clipping from a moving elevator, but I can't tell if that's what you also saw
that would prolly be a p2 - p3 issue
I do have a clip, the grenade was thrown, froze and then dealt 200 damage to me as larry
it was also slightly floating
did you have full HS
how much do grenades deal to SCPs again? 700? 800?
Around that I believe
anyhow, yeah, 300 is not what it should deal at that distance
they do 900
kurva
sure
yes
i don't know if something among the ff damage reduction config is messing with kt
theres an afk plugin, jail plugin and scp replacer plugin
or maybe a plugin of their own
Usually id play on modded servers like ct where id report to the owner of ct but, since this is mostly vanilla im just confused
report the bug to them first, it's probably a bug uniquely from their servers
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Ill check with kurva's owner but the server is mostly vanilla
how do i join a game?
just a week away man, be patient
a week?!!?!?
yea
patience is awesome
for just clutter or the whole thing
the whole thing
its like having it build up and then boom
halloween and christmas updates are great
I HATE THE STUPID SKELETON
cry abt it 
yeah, but considering it's also FF, it's worth checking there first
I sent it to the owner/dev, I'll see if he thinks its server bug or vanilla
moderating FF servers must be hell
usually will use auto ban
good point
is game getting updated tomorrow?
no any announcement
where did you get that info from?
Thoughts on the third little nightmares
great question
too expensive, didn't buy it
Hey SCPSL is getting flagged for malware for me, is this a known issue?
agreed
I heard it was incredibly weak compared to the other two and while it was there visually, the story did not actually fit at all
And was like, max three hours
Which is usual for a little nightmares game yet this was FOURTY fucking dollars
no, not normal
what antivirus do you have?
malware bytes
they dun downloaded the SCPSL pirated copy
they false flag stuff somewhat often, pretty sure they did to SL before in the past
it likely thinks its a virus because it requires a connection to play the game or something
as long as you installed the game from steam, should be fine
its on steam 😭
#media-posts I posted the flag in there
idk its prob some malwearbytes bs
oh yeah no I'm just riffing
chaos insurgency
something's gone wrong
why do you have sodium, embeddium, oculus, and Pi all at the same time?
came with the pack man ¯_(ツ)_/¯
btw forget the Pi i didnt realize that was embeddiums logo
thats why i make my own modpacks, so that when i edit it, my keybinds remain the same
turns out R, one of my inventory slots, was used to reload the shaders. so.
I have a lag issue where I’m freezing and teleporting everywhere and moving hella slow, I don’t see that on the wiki can someone help?
My man
IS THIS REAL ENOUGH FOR U
(In the most loving way possible)
wow so sad that you're missing a finger
BRUH
Why yes, I only have one finger
Thank you for noticing
wait aren't you part of northwood
Perhaps
SHHHHH
So uh when is Halloween update 
Holy shit I just wanted to say that
December
Cool beans
Christmas update though is on the 27th october 
NICO
Why did I get banned for saying that discord mods don’t take showers
💔
i'm sorry but i don't know who you are
CAPYBARA
Fake

level 5 i think
Forgot how many messages it took me

hey fbi
500 messages
Restart your game.
Try going into an lgs during a MTG tournament
why does my game keep freezing up bro
i gotta keep restarting it and it dont help
it does it every time i try to play
whats ur specs
Hi chat
4070, 7800x3d
open a ticket in #technical-support and send a video of the issue
i might be able to help, but im about to go to sleep
Ello
Hello
Bread 👍
seven hours on sl, bro. Its time to hop off

For hydration
that's pretty... well.... deep i guess
Ya!
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yo how can you join tournaments?
click
click waht?
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Don't think that's what they meant by tournaments
Im not sure about any currently running tournaments
its not a high bar 😭🙏
for me😭 \
half of the skill you gain will be subsided by this games random bullet spread 
seems like there's no such tournaments
at least i haven't seen that
man i js want a badge😭
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support $10
Hello chat



Put a lot of creamer in it because I like my coffee sweet
Erm
Bleh
Done.
Lol
Yippee I have a name again

QA badge
i school's computer class ps is all running windows 7
i think there's no problem
The weird thing that the graph rose right when win10 support ended tells that w11 is shit
Not i will even switch to w11
I will stay on w10 ltsc
i'm forced to use win11 now, but still keep win10 update files in my usb drive
Just use ltsc version
Hai neomi
Hallo :3
Hows the business
idk what's ltsc
It is raining very hard today



