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or just get good
okay, ideas?
get better
okay, ideas to get better?
counter the camp how
or just counter the camp
yes

tbh there is no good counter just push them and pray you kill some of them or just suicide bomb them in an elevator
balls
haven't seen you in a while
You say that every time you see me
@late relic Heya. What do you think will change with the way Oscar might be driving in the last quarter of the season? After everything in Singapore. 
2 times per 3 months
Howd the indie game go? Did it fail yet
god I have developed stockholm syndrome towards this game
which one
mine or that one from the other guy
Pandoras box or whatever the fuck it was called
idk like in august or late july the owner said it's on hiatus rn and that they are distracted on another project at the moment & I left soon after
haven't heard from them since
Hmph
What was the progress like last time you saw it?
I don't remember but I think it was containment chambers
Yeah probably gonna get abandoned
as chaos its just impossible π©
what api should i use
@orchid kraken translate
Acting tuff wont fix this shit
heyo. I watched the entire race and honestly, it was boring. It's a shame Oscar finished 4th, but he had a chance to finish 2nd (his pit stop lasted ~5 seconds π). I think Oscar will manage to win the next races (1st/2nd place) and take the championship, because that's what I'm counting on. 

Everyone talking about Oscar going villian mode
Edit of him cutting the radio and everything
This last quarter should be pretty interesting for the orange team π
After further reading, i think you should get better
yeah, the next race will be in Texas
McLaren should be pretty dominant there I feel like
Although hard to tell since Mercedes and Red Bull appears to have caught up on pace as well
we're actually nerfing him in 14.2
Finally
Games lookin pretty good these days
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why so spooky
scp sl is a fun game
scp sl is a shit game
i rather not george
Holy ScheiΓe its spookbert
!lang
Im playing fallujah against insurgents on squad rn and i found some mortars that look like this on the road
....wait a minute whys the phone ringi-
The squad leads didnt build any habs so now i gotta walk back from the main base π
guys how do i make my server name colourful?
Introduction
By default, without any customization, the server name and description are plain white...
tytyty
Kaboom
Making a bomb part 1
I don't think u see what i see
You're a monster
guys i sent my friends a video of bobo comics π
2004 pc
2019 actually
how do you know its random and not specific
- Level 11
- Suspiciously AI generated woman avatar
- Currently playing CS2
- No previous aliases

!Halloween
Account has 500h on TF2 and no achievements
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Smh
what if he just dont wanna change usernames
3 times the charm
-# halloshit
At this point I'm pretty sure the pronouns are trade/request because there ain't a human behind that digital facsimile of a face

I'm gonna hubert my moczska till I NINETAILEDFOX
sometimes it is NOT your time to talk
Every time you shoot a gun, I want you to suffer halo 4 screen darkening effects
You go blind for every muzzle flash
what a shift of tone
That's crazy.
donβt forget double shot
Guys when is John Northwood releasing halloween
how to play
By playing
wasd
Wrong
e to interact
Arrow keys
yuck
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Mouse button 4...?
yeah duh
M to abuse players
yeag
Idi nahu
huya se
how to play
easier for me to interact with my mouse that way i can move, aim, and interact all at the same time
Wasd
I tried
My fingers tangled
I got too long finers
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
thumb on side of mouse
I use 4 fingers on my mouse
use five
What about the five
what about 6
what about 7
Hardest image to ever grace the internet
if you got more than 5 use that many
My pix btw
dbludd
what about mouse
X and Y
Or wait was it X and Z
Or X and Y
Math nerds summon pls
thanks
I procrastinated maintenance
it'll probably be fine for another minute or two
Decompiled SLπ₯

also give the plane a unlit shader
it doesn't look like a projector it looks like a plane gameobject
Jesus Christ
That's who I begged for help too
reminds me of PR someone made on my repo
Check it out
https://github.com/ItsAlexIK/MiauDex-Tickets/pull/1

You what was fucking incredible though? The Build & Test came out clean
I'm... suspicious but so far I can't see any problems

Alright yeah this is gonna be interesting
(bro deleted all my files -> wrote his own code -> used different language -> +1,624, -763)
Discord bots - js/ts/python mostly
it was in js
i meant like completely different code
I use js mostly...
JS is fine but you wouldn't want to try and rewrite existing code to JS
I mean just open the link and you will understand everything π
Surely this was ran through some kind of LLM, right?
no idea
I was confused when i saw that pull request
They actually just carpet bombed the repo what the fuck lmao
told ya
the package.json is so wack
bro even removed MIT license

I still dont know if that guy is real
Do y'all hate it when you put the keys into your horse and it doesn't start
yea
I genuinely think this is some kind of fuckass bot that went rouge
What I don't get is why is half of the comments and logs are in English and German
Like, it's both
Github codebase?
Huh?
You closed that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNtw_Tc1Jc
I'm convinced this is how it went down
Song by the Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois.
Β©2022
This was originally posted on The Minute Hour's channel. I thought I should make it available online again.
Song can still be found here:
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Hi
Joined NWOS
it was the only good thing i was good at
being a mod on SL
π
maybe next time
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Hey Goodman is Halloween out yet
SHUT UP
NO YOU SHUT UP IM BULLYING GOODMAN
Nice try idiot
?wran @karmic anchor harassment
!wran @prisma raptor Nice try
@karmic anchor has wranned puddies. Reason: Nice try
It is evil month
fuck you
Wow so mean...
R00d
!wran @tranquil jolt mean
@past dune has wranned panthereal1 Reason: mean
freak..
Shuddup
shuddup manπ‘
NO!!
Who?
Who
Idek who tf that is
π
me and her went to school tg
but i have no mutual servers or friends with her
so i was like
who is this guy
Situation resolved
Orhu Has your family in friends
insert doakes images
Don't question it
im watchin you..
He's not
stop stalking me ohru π‘
Yeah totally he has nothing to do in life so he's stalking you
I literally do not know who that person is
sure...
Tbh if they were someone I really cared about they wouldnt have their fuckin roblox account visible on their discord profile
Nuff said
love you twin
Everyone knows im #1 roblox hater!!!
roblox is fire though
I thought you... meant this in a different way.

What part of it exactly? The part where it indirectly supports exploiting child labor for profit or the part where it defends pedophilia?
hey buddy
I read it as "would"
It's okay with friends
yeah
its literally
baby steam
but every game is free
Or the part where it's entire business model is built on getting children as addicted as possible to it so they can milk them for all of the money in their parents' wallets
We played a tank game called MTC4
That part is also a thing
thats a platform issue
Yes and by playing games on that platform you are supporting it and its business practices
it's actually peak
Believe me when I say you can find hundreds of thousands of games for free on other sites
Plenty of em are games you can play with friends
Like could you imagine if all the roblox kids instead went on itch.io?
not everybody has a pc..
a lot of pc games are missing from consoles
cough cough..
scp sl..
cough cough..
when adding to console pls
Probably not any time soon, if ever
Also not having a pc is irrelevant
You can choose not to support roblox either way
Choosing not to do that is the same as choosing to ignore all the heinous shit they do and continue shoveling money into the machine.
you've discovered slacktivism :)
i mean that goes for any company you may use though
its a pipeline
roblox has issues for sure
but like
NW devs can't keep up with PC version
Personally I have never touched roblox ever since I found out that there are clones of just about every game out there on there and there is absolutely no accountability from roblox
same shit as "We hate Jeff Bezos" and then turning around and buying shit on amazon
And you suggest to add a completely different one for console?
trust me bro
πͺ€
Like last I heard there were like 3 or 4 SL Clones using SL's assets with extremely predatory monetization
i know of one clone
idk about the others
The fact that exists is fucked
oooh, yummy cheese! Iβm gonna get it
a lot of them lose the social aspect bc of console players not having vc
I think one had pay to be 173
Yeah
pay to be goat?
Unfortunately SL is licensed under creative commons
But that doesn't change the fact that its scummy and perfectly representative of the average roblox game and developer
TBH I think Project SCP is actually a well-made one
Isn't the code the only copyrightable thing under the current setup Hubert has going?
No, you can copyright some of the assets too
Just nothing with SCP branding on it.
think thats the one i was thinking about
Does, for example, the new 173 have copyright protections? I know it was made by Northwood, but it's also derivative of 173
i can see this being a point btw, once again it has bad habits and bad things the company does or fails to take action on but its not always bad
like individual creators wise*
It not always being bad doesn't excuse the fact that it happens
Those creators should stop using the platform anyways imo
hopefully..
Its absolutely not the best place to launch a game financially or creatively
would you think its a good way for entry though?
into coding and creating a game
Unity is as difficult to learn as roblox is
Maybe a bit harder but you can absolutely do it
Ease of use.
That is significantly more useful than learning proprietary software with heavy restrictions
Though if I were a new dev, Godot
It is open source, so much better and safer
have literally never heard of this one beforeπ
Its newer
oh alright good
Buckshot roulette, nubby's number factory, webfishing, and cruelty squad are all godot games
oooo i loved webfishing
Also, worth noting, a decent portion of roblox players spend enough money on robuck that they could just buy steam games instead
And yknow not play brain melting slop
SL is brain-melting slop 
Roblox is kinda like gmod without the $10 entry fee
okay I say this somewhat ironically but SL is
So you have literal 5 year olds on there
Same problem except the community self corrects
self-corrects in the sense that?
Bullies the absolute shit out of anyone they think is younger than 13
Tell me im wrong
You aren't...
ironically both also have the issue of people shitting on people for playing the game
Roblox?
the average age of roblox players needs to be under 13 for me to hang onto my faith in humanity ngl
If there are teenagers that are like primarily playing roblox over other games I will cry
erm
i play battleground games
Like fucking street fighter?
Like fortnite
buckshot....
@tawny vapor (early washer spoiler)
yeah
Hmm more like melee overwatch
no real goal besides getting kills and getting better
strategy ig bc of how you play..??
like certain moves being blockable or having endlag etc
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semi daily maid ping
Sounds interesting idk
Why
I dunno
Ok
it's not worht anything so I just shoot it whenever I see someone else do it
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Mmmm I see how it is
its mostly just about getting better at if you like improving at things, can also be social if you have vc
mainly only thing i play on roblox
I mean idk if thats a draw
Left 4 dead hunter
"Its about getting better at it" is a descriptor for almost every game that has ever existed
Moths are similar in that behavior
Most games just also have other things they're about too
Moths are such terrifying creatures because you genuinely have no idea WHEN they decide you're going to see Jesus Christ
At least with Vultures the contract agreement that they're gonna find your ass is signed
i meant like
there ISNT a goal in it
the only goal or motivator is literally just to get good
or see a kill count go up
also thanks
sl is like that but focuses on the social aspect the most
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darn
what.
Day 3: Remove the hideous <
Daily Showcase (day 16) Of the showed off examples of the unfinished revoicing of CASSIE Lines
happy now hubert? :]
Who wants to play the game with me.
unity security issue
what about it
from my very limited and dumb knowledge of it, it shouldnβt affect SL. Itβs a problem on version 2017 and SL is in like 2024
its a problem for multiple unity versions but its really not an issue at all
someone would need to have access to our unity project and put malicious code or whatever in it actually this makes no sense
not actually sure how true ^^ is since im seeing two different answers, but its nothing to worry about
i love this game its so funny
For SL specifically there would need to be malicious code already running on the system
yah
There is the possibility for RCE on a very small amount of Android games
plus steam already added a fix to prevent it from mostly happening
SL is stealing crypto from me
I guess steam is dying again
what did you do to steam this time 
Was playing a game 2 hard
Thatll do it for sure
Everything
the nerve
π
unemployers ddos'ing once again
I hate ddosing
its okay
now you know there are a lot of useless people wasting their time ddosing instead of getting a proper job
yeah underrated tbh
Oh man.
π
Imagine being so pathetic that you ddos steam games
Hey
Hm
oh so its not just me?
Its everyone
@midnight swift finished dying light 3
Not the ending I expected at all, but I'm not disappointed
The story and overall writing suddenly got much better in the last few missions
Do you recommend that I should get it at some point?
Yes, but only if you completed DL1 and DL2
DL1 at very least, DL2 isn't that good but worth for the story context
huberts a dying light fan??
i love dying light
I played dl 1 and watched a whole video breaking down the story for DL 1 and 2
Very interesting lore
love dying light lore
yeah steam issue
Dear John S. Laboratory, when is the halloween update?
halloween will be [corrupted]
!halloween
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
Halloween is never. Weβre skipping October 31st
Goodman when is Halloween happening?
i need to hear it from John S. Laboratory himself
Crazy
Yea honestly it reminded me of dl2 then changed

Get thrown, idiot
Never sell, never stop gambling
Put on green
Trust it will work out
Bran
Hi chat
lol
Hi Alex
good morning
Get out of my walls

We talked about this. You agreed that News can live in your walls for one week and then theyβll move to the next personβs house next week
It's way past one week
He's still here

He was here before that 
you cant prove that
@charred root How long have you been in Alexβs walls?
The game is not working, is this the case in all countries?
Spooking people part 1
huh? about 1d ig
See, barely been a day Alex
Steam api down
!status
What I see pretty much everyday
(Btw you should probably specify thereβs spiders before you send the message. Just a spoiler doesnt warn anyone
Steam is not synchronizing the game.
Steam is down
Ok
Might be a while before its back up
It was removed
(It was slow af)

I'll kill it!
i thought it is zenlet
Isn't it
He's not a spider afik
No you don't
!status
first time in 6 months ive play sl and all the sudden steam crashes
is steam good?
It's completly gone right now lol
You'll have to wait for it to come back up unfortunately
I haven't used premiere pro in forever and the first thing that happens is I get bombarded with AI ads
thank you, adoe
be
i just wanted to play SCP secret laboratory with my friend because we just downloaded
Unfortunately Steams infrastructure is entirely out of our control, it's purely up to them to fix
Oh it's down down....
better call goodman, he'll fix it...
Yeah it's gone
uh oh
Normally it's temporary and fixes itself
But THAT'S GONEE
I'm watching the Auth fails this minute tick up lol

Just download more storage smh
hmm I should delete pagefile.sys 
100%
Tech support tickets incoming......
STEAM API IS DOWN. DONT MAKE TECH SUPPORT TICKETS
It's too late, we can't stop them
Feeling cute, might make a tech support ticket
Guys im having api issues ima open a ticket
IT'S THE DAMN SL 14.0 INSTALLATION
If ppl start complaining I'll beg Lucid to make a sticky message
@past dune hey I can't log onto SCPSL
Wait does this mean I can't open cs2 cases?
Can't do anything
I need to go record more b-roll footage
Man, what if in that time i could've gotten 42 best pattern fn case hardened karambits
Then you can't...
sc2 never gets rid of the old versions
back to 60 gb free
steam seems to be back up
Buy a 1tb drive for like 20 dollars man
NO.
YES.
I will continue to shuffle my space around like a deck of cards forever, and ever, and ever.
hooray
also I have one and it's full of shit lol
You can't even install dmc5 with your current storage
I really should get rid of all those games on my hard drive
shit like wolf I don't play
I know a way to clear about 5 gigs
no I probably have like
Uninstall sl
400 gb worth of stuff I can just shoot
Already did that on this device
I don't know what's worse
Two months ago my day started by booting up R6, queueing Ranked and regretting having spent 600 hours and 200β¬ on it
Now my day starts with git pull origin main
TWO HUNDRED????
I had 300 spent yesterday so that's nothing
I spent like 500 on a game last month
okay I probably would spend over $100 on SL skins
Well let's see just this season I bought five Elite bundles and the Battle Pass
Last season I bought two Elite bundles, the battle pass, four eSports bundles and some shit on the marketplace
Four seasons ago I bought every operator
I have bought every battle pass since Collision Point, that alone is 40β¬ (10β¬ per battle pass)
Programming my bot feels like The Fine Print by The Stupendium:
"Were you expecting adventure? Were you hoping for fun? My friend, you're indentured and pleasure's exempt from your tenure so venture back down to your slum"
anyone know why steam is dying?
its back up i think
Ccctc
People are ddosing
For now
Before prob another wave ddosing
Happened like 2-3 times now?
Get ddos-> backup-ddos-backup
I dont think D boys are very happy
hold up, steam was actually getting ddos'd today?
would that be related to some lagspikes in-game
Possibly, but not necessarily
how do they have the resources to ddose those huge servers damn
BIG bot net and convincing traffic
Auro
that's a pretty fat sent package
ye i think its happening again
All the big comps getting ddos
Ik ow2 are fine rncause my friends on it
Runescape was offline
Idk about rn
Riots are getting shit on
And steam obv
Best for now is actually go outside
And touch grass
π π π
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My bet is D bois
are the servers down
Cause all the guards are committing genocide in light containment
Yes
bruh
Send some Chinese hackers to counter the ddos

whats the status site
Ddos'ing the Ddos'ers
you think they'll target Epic Games?
like how tf do you even get the resources for all that
Its p easy
steam is under attack
π
U can just Google anywag
If only they were like cloudflare
At least Spotify servers are up
Cause they added lossless audio now
For better quality
God bless

Do something about this Ref
they dont want us to play games
when will sl fix the crashing when loading into a server
if you tab out, try not to, that's the thing that crashes my game most of the times
Idk sometimes that happens to me i try to go into a server, it loads 90% and then it just closes my game
Usually happens 2-3 times before it works normally again
Usually it's a network of infected devices
Me randomly making an exponent function out of nowhere knowing full well JS already has one:
function pow(b, n) {
if (n % 1 != 0) {
throw new Error("Fuck you! We do not handle fractional exponents!")
}
let e = b
if (n > 0) {
for (let i = 2; i <= n; i++) {
e = e * b
}
} else if (n == 0) {
e = 1
} else if (n < 0) {
for (let i = 2; i <= Math.abs(n); i++) {
e = e * b
}
e = 1 / e
}
return (e)
}```
you need to add RNG 
JoOwOousan
I'm sorry I had to say it...
hubert doing the absolute cinema pose
Is this game one I can learn just by playing? Just curious
Ehhhhhhhh most things yes
Although youre gonna learn most things the hard way let me tell you
pretty much, honestly
always use very fine, don't let ppl fool you into cowardice
For example, the first time i used 207 i figured out it kills you when my screen started turning red and i had no heals
Icic
I see this gamer every now and then and it looks fun
but then I sit there and think. "That man just bhopped around 3 what look to be insta kills and threw a ball to kill 2 scps."
Very good game very good game
the hell
Nothing about it is pay to win
I mean you cant buy anything so I'd have to agree.
Steam skill issue
Theyll fix it eventually
p2w SL servers exist 
I have one dilla
make me scp perma
inf hp
Mhm
So I cant play is what youre saying
Restart the game, this happens sometimes
If the server browser still isn't loading after a restart make a #technical-support ticket
Dino support

*Should I do offical servers to start?
Oh god no
Nw officals are anarchy in sl form
what region you are playing from
Offical servers are the most base game servers you'll find gameplay wise
Im in washington, so I believe NA :D
Uhhhhh theres the pentagon i think
Then those us servers tf were they called?
Holy shit the voice chat π
oh then yeah try officials but look for other communities like Zircon or The Pentagon later
Why is it just meowing
Sadly Im not too familiar with NA servers so I can't recommend any communities up there
Oh yeah you might want to mute spectator voice chat, theres a box for it in the bottom left for it if it's too loud
Get used to it dawg thats the average sl player π₯
A skeleton touched me :D
GET AWAY FROM THE SKELEBITCH
Dude I opened a door at spawn and just got chokeheld π
Kinky
Closest I've been to a relationship in 5 years.
Frist SCPSL round and they get killed by 3114, unlucky.
LMAO
btw pink candies give you infinite HP
What kinda first impression is that?
A bad one really lol.
Make skelebastard illegal
A guy looked at me before I died and I was told
"Im going to touch you"
I open a door and get chokeslammed

I think they were the skeleton
Proximity chat is the best part of the game
proximity chat is always funny no matter the game
true true
Codmw2 in 2009?
Since I dont know what they relate too
Lethal Company's proxy chat is peak
for example
if it's booming you prob need to step away
One time I ran up to someone, got their attention, then started playing gangam style while staring at them
they were SCP-3114
I did not live to see the next 20 seconds
cus it has FMOD
Overtime you'll get used to them and know which ones means what
And whatever you do, when someone says "look down!" You IMMEDIATELY look down without question
dont forget to look away from 173 and keep a line of sight on 096
That was quick
Top 10 Lethal Company moments
He was just screaming man π
096 does that
As a Chaos Insurgent I can confirm
I am not human
after all?
Do they not give you guys guns to kill the spooky monsters or what
they give us a Shovel for 30 credits
"If you see someone run super fast, the probably took speed pills"
No such thing
Im pretty sure thats just... cocaine
or you can steal government infrastructure weighing 4 times as much and doing the same amount of damage 

The yin to my yang 
you have more chances to kill a monster with a shotgun in Lethal Company than in SL
honestly it's funnier to beat a human-sized housefly to death with a Yield sign than to vaporize them with a 12-gauge shotgun
wheres my katana scp that turns me into an anime protag
Idk Im trying to be humorous
Meh
idk I have a katana SCP that makes you want to plunge it into your guts and end yourself 
I should put a whole ass steel dining set in the microwave
Sounds like something very japanese
Mobile task force
how is my code guys 
My Tiny Friend
you forgot to add rng
@meager slate?
Yup
What other one
motherfucker
Alpha 9 should be disbanded
In SL's lore, it probably is lol
If you need to use scps to contain other scps than im sorry to say but humanity is fucked
Foundation: Disbands Omega-7 "Pandora's Box"
Still the Foundation: Forms another MTF with the same purpose: Alpha-9 "Last Hope"
"We should disband Alpha-9"
Stick those scps back in their boxes
The REAL task forces need more men
Hmmmmmm honestly i would probably choose nu7
so many squads yet the insurgency clip their asses in one raid
Although theres a lotta great options
Where is omega1
"I don't know where I want to go so I'll just go to the one that is closest to the normal military"
Exactly

Alpha-1, they probably get like no orders as they only take orders directly from the O5
honestly I would probably either want to work for Beta-7 "Maz Hatters" or Eta-10 "See No Evil"
Ooooh eta 10 is also peak
lost
the 0S
lost in bureaucracy 
Sounds about right
what do they do, what differs them from an ordinary NTF
Ntf is the one used for most containment breaches
Honestly I feel like if there's one department that has overwhelming amounts of paperwork everyday it's the Ethics Committee and the Internal Tribunal





will we have pumpkin jailbird

