nobody would buy the switch 2 if it wasn't nintendo
#general-chat
south dock
cinder sapphire
I kinda just want to play halo 4 spartan ops and see how many times she said the word egghead
in that mini camp
karmic anchor
Not likely. The problem begins when the MBAs start to take control and Hubert is unlikely to step away from the studio any time soon
quick knot
They probably would as a hand held console that can play Skyrim is gonna grab people
Steam deck sold well
karmic anchor
Nor be able to afford to hire an MBA
past dune
quick knot
Brand recognition does help though
inner walrus
W
arctic coyote
i got a question, are you guys considering more graphic options for low end devices ?
quick knot
My Switch 1 is on it death bed
cinder sapphire
I need to find some third party market to buy one
it will still be overpriced
quick knot
The fan is asking to be put out but Im not paying full price for a Switch 2
quick knot
Yeah. That's why Im just waiting
Especially with everything being more expensive here in the US
cinder sapphire
which we all know the reason for that
quick knot
So I will just keep abusing the Switch's poor fan
cinder sapphire
hehe
quick knot
Had the first over heating error last month with it
karmic anchor
Not really. But these days every console is basically just a computer but without mouse and keyboard or an OS that lets you do things other than play games and watch streaming services
quick knot
First release switch btw
karmic anchor
There was a time when consoles had unique features
cinder sapphire
you dont have perms
quick knot
Poor guy has been here since 2017 and moved around multiple times
valid silo
Rok indeed
karmic anchor
You can basically play any game anywhere at this point
quick knot
There was a time when consoles had unique features
Often Nintendo doing some gimmick
quick knot
That either works or is the Virtual Boy
cinder sapphire
now they are breaking filters
calm ferry
Kill this man with hammers
quick knot
Or reselling the Virtual Boy for $100
karmic anchor
@bold jasper can you bean this guy plz
valid silo
I have no involvement with this person
cinder sapphire
you literally just broke a filter
gilded timber
!warn 1397860228615377008 2 Spam + Filter Bypass
calm ferry
Send him to the frontlines
quick knot
God. Now I legit have to fear the possibility of Nintendo actually reselling the CDI games
karmic anchor
Thank you lucid
valid silo
I can't find the gif of that kid that goes "To all authorities I have no involvement with this group or their beliefes"
bold jasper
also viper what are you doing here
snow umbraBOT
Done. Enough chaos.
karmic anchor
Lucid youre so awesome
snow umbraBOT
A warning for @indigo carbon has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
quick knot
Im so focused on my messages I dont even know what's gonna on in this chat
quick knot
I just saw a man die before my eyes
valid silo
Im so focused on my messages I dont even know what's gonna on in this chat
Center of the universe terran over here
cinder sapphire
God. Now I legit have to fear the possibility of Nintendo actually reselling the...
you could just emulate it. Pretty sure nintendo still cannot do anything about legal use of that
karmic anchor
God. Now I legit have to fear the possibility of Nintendo actually reselling the...
They probably can't. Id bet the rights for those are floating around somewhere in hell
karmic anchor
Same reason why they havent made 100 dk64 rereleases
valid silo
See. If Nintendo really wanted to be cool
The moment I read that I chuckled
quick knot
You re-release the Broadcast Zelda games that were exclusive to Japan if you had the attachment that made it work with a dish
quick knot
That is something people would actually care for
cinder sapphire
Yknow I used to want to work at nintendo
you saved yourself
karmic anchor
Not anymore
valid silo
That makes
low pond
hello.
valid silo
A whole lot of sense
polar spade
Mate got a reality check
quick knot
And not $100 to stare at a red and black screen
karmic anchor
A whole lot of sense
R u judging little orhu rn
cinder sapphire
back during a time when I was thinking of doing game dev, I thought I wanted to work at bungie or bethasda
karmic anchor
This mf
cinder sapphire
saved myself
serene coyote
hi ppl
valid silo
It is definitly sad to see your like childhood game makers be not that great anymore
polar spade
R u judging little orhu rn
Speaking in the third person. We might have broke then
quick knot
Im sure everyone as a child who grew up playing video games thought of working at the company of their favorite developer
cinder sapphire
same
valid silo
My parents had that around
cinder sapphire
bungie for me
valid silo
R u judging little orhu rn
No sir
polar spade
Never had nintendo as a child
valid silo
I was too busy watching minecraft fnaf and gmod in that order
Oh and also slenderman the 8 pages
And cb
polar spade
The only games I got as a kid was mobile and browser games
cinder sapphire
Im sure everyone as a child who grew up playing video games thought of working a...
not really.... I only had that thought when I was in high school and only for a year. It was more science for me even back during childhood. Biology.
valid silo
I used to have a computer when I was a kid but I mainly just watched youtube on it
karmic anchor
Speaking in the third person. We might have broke then
Im referring to myself as a child
quick knot
Outside consoles it was Club Penguin
polar spade
I think Roblox and Escapists 2 were the first game that werent browser games i played on the family PC
valid silo
I think Roblox and Escapists 2 were the first game that werent browser games i p...
"Roblox"
🤮
karmic anchor
Roblox... all respect gone
polar spade
I was a kid
valid silo
The bastard
Your words hurt..
cinder sapphire
the first pc game I played was sim and rollar coaster tycoon
quick knot
Little Terran and his idiocy of not reading text in games then walking into the wrong area and dying
karmic anchor
I was a kid
Part of the problem
cinder sapphire
not really
quick knot
Hm
polar spade
Part of the problem
We must destroy all children to starve Roblox out
quick knot
Blowing up villages as a child in Minecraft
valid silo
I think the first game I ever that I remember is windup knight if any of you guys know that game
karmic anchor
Little Terran and his idiocy of not reading text in games then walking into the ...
Little orhu did that with Pokémon HG
quick knot
Now I just keep them alive and trade with them
cinder sapphire
deleting the stairs so sims drown
karmic anchor
Didnt read the text and didn't know where to go after the lighthouse
polar spade
Anyone remember Poptropica
karmic anchor
Taught him to read tho
valid silo
Windup knight is such an amazing childhood game and I am very honored to be in the dev's discord server
karmic anchor
Anyone remember Poptropica
Yes
cinder sapphire
moving people in my park to water
valid silo
Those guys are gonna make a horror card based game and I am super excited for it
karmic anchor
I see
polar spade
I still remember my account and password after all these years
karmic anchor
I see
quick knot
Play a final fantasy game and find a fork in the road
Left path is a dark, wet land with little plant life
Right path is nice grass
Took left path and instantly obliterated
karmic anchor
First mistake was playing final fantasy
cinder sapphire
deleting the door and making people set fires (with a lot of cabinets in front of it)
ah sims
quick knot
But I like turned based games :(
inner walrus
Took left path and instantly obliterated
damn
karmic anchor
But I like turned based games :(
Play fire emblem
cinder sapphire
my first offical pc game was def osrs tho that I didnt mess around in
karmic anchor
Can't play the next fire emblem BTW
valid silo
Fun fact I installed steam to do 2 things
Wishlist karlson and install tf2
past dune
anyways imma take a shower
valid silo
I swear to the lord that's why I installed steam
karmic anchor
Fucking switch 2 exclusive
cinder sapphire
anyways imma take a shower
no shower for you
karmic anchor
I hate everything
valid silo
anyways imma take a shower
Little did the alex know
The showerman was in the shower..
cinder sapphire
I swear to the lord that's why I installed steam
pretty sure I installed it to play gmod
past dune
damn
cinder sapphire
or ttt
valid silo
I hate everything
Hey now you are past your edgy phase
past dune
The showerman? 😭
valid silo
Idk about you
cinder sapphire
I miss the alien ttt game in gmod tho
karmic anchor
Idk about you
And im still depressed so
valid silo
One of my childhood games on consol was cod espically cod zonbies
Literally nights spent just playing
God that was so peak
cinder sapphire
One of my childhood games on consol was cod espically cod zonbies
I mean that was as popular as halo 3
it makes sense
valid silo
And im still depressed so
What no miniwaves does to a mf
cinder sapphire
cod 4 and halo 3
karmic anchor
There is only one thing keeping me from killing myself and it's miniwaves
valid silo
But yeah cod zombies was like such an experince
valid silo
There is only one thing keeping me from killing myself and it's miniwaves
So what kept you going before miniwaves..
karmic anchor
So what kept you going before miniwaves..
The concept of miniwaves
cinder sapphire
But yeah cod zombies was like such an experince
world at war zombies was also good
that come out like a year or so later
valid silo
The concept of miniwaves
All your life
karmic anchor
Yes
valid silo
Like the monent you gained sentience you just knew it was either working at nitendo or making miniwaves
cinder sapphire
wait did cod 4 have zombies
or is that only world at war
and thereafter
ah it is
polar spade
I think it’s only the Treyarch Raven Software games
Infinity Ward usually does Spec Ops in all its MW entries
cinder sapphire
cod 4 and world at war blends together for me
considering so many good games back then
in that time frame
gears of war, bioshock, mass effect, assassin creed, fallout 3, portal, gta 4, dragon age: origins, arkham asylum, etc....
true sky
@orchid kraken
cinder sapphire
wait I think left 4 dead also aired as well in that time frame
valid silo
Oh yeah
cinder sapphire
dead space as well
true sky
cod 4 and world at war blends together for me
Crazy to think call of duty now is just some cashgrab slop
true sky
bright shoal
Hi
gaunt solstice
hello
simple wolf
Do you get Halloween achievement if you log in during October or do they need to activate the event first?
my pc die I'd check myself otherwise
gilded timber
Do you get Halloween achievement if you log in during October or do they need to...
You gotta wait for the event 
brave flame
steady elbow
Is the Halloween update about to come within the next few days or did they just feel like changing the discord server logo
worthy badge
When is Halloween coming out
latent jackal
When is Halloween coming out
!halloween
snow umbraBOT
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
amber lintel
AH WTF
worthy badge
!halloween
Ok thank you
gleaming berry
pluh
tardy scarab
Its Spooky Month
carmine hollow
oo spooky
hasty summit
Daily reminder (day 11) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this
[Spooky Version]
umbral owl
Daily reminder (day 11) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this
[Spooky Version]
ah here we go again
nova saddle
So spooky
broken sonnet
Daily reminder (day 11) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this
[Spooky Version]
e boy sounding cassie
hasty summit
e boy sounding cassie
tame hollow
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You need to wait 4 hours, 42 minutes, 10 seconds until you can give reputation again!
tame hollow
Guh
dawn gorge
This discord icon for this game is pretty scary
I don’t think I can play anymore
I’m gonna get a heart attack
hasty summit
Spook
rancid dome
I remember how we used to have ricardo milos as a server icon
wow that's old
tame hollow
Don't think you've even been here when that happened
rancid dome
dont have to be, milos on its own is an old thing lol
broken sonnet
waiting for pink candy and skelly
severe pulsar
Servers crashing?
hasty summit
waiting for pink candy and skelly
Nah the real excitement is Marshmallow man, Gray Candy, and spooky CASSIE
broken sonnet
Nah the real excitement is Marshmallow man, Gray Candy, and spooky CASSIE
gon tell that dboy to turn into marshmallow man like i'm summoning mahoraga
wide goblet
gon tell that dboy to turn into marshmallow man like i'm summoning mahoraga
"With this treasure, I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Marshmallow Man""
full jolt
broken sonnet
"With this treasure, I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General ...
"Domain expension: Malovelent Shrine"
supple totem
"With this treasure, I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General ...
the floofer
whatchu doing floofy boi
wide goblet
the floofer
crime
wide goblet
bet 
supple totem
lmao
wide goblet
makes it much easier to kill d boys
supple totem
makes it much easier to kill d boys
we hate d boys in this house ong
wide goblet
we hate d boys in this house ong
peak
supple totem
yuhhh
wide goblet
please lord forgive me for what im about to do
wide goblet
yuh
supple totem
holy moly
supple totem
😭
supple totem
wild work
wide goblet
one of my old friends had like 5k+
full jolt
supple totem
I haven't reached that number again on any game
wide goblet
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1158017797671100468/...
The spooks and scares are upon us.
round egret
wide goblet
The times of getting strangled 3+ rooms away by a skeleton are almost here
wide goblet
every corner i turn is "PINK CANDY BOOM!!!"
supple totem
cocy cola es boomba 😄
minor goblet
every corner i turn is "PINK CANDY BOOM!!!"
Keep in mind its only a 1% or 3% to get a pink candy from the candy pool
Think it got buffed to 4% or 5% last year
wide goblet
Keep in mind its only a 1% or 3% to get a pink candy from the candy pool
I like those odds.
karmic anchor
Hey guyyyyys
bronze elm
anyoone else suffering from really bad lag
toxic barn
anyoone else suffering from really bad lag
if you count being sick, then yes
mystic tundra
please lord forgive me for what im about to do
That's nothing I've got 5200
carmine hollow
did roles get changed in the update?
skeleton very clearly says scp-3114 in his roles rn
mystic tundra
Role names don't change anymore in Halloween updates sadly
You gotta make the fun up yourself
I just do the old Halloween names
karmic anchor
Spooky goodman?
mystic tundra
Hai :3
karmic anchor
Youre not goodman
mystic tundra
Is anyone
mossy panther
is the Halloween update out?
mystic tundra
?
karmic anchor
Goodman
mystic tundra
Yeah I know him
mystic tundra
Thanks Capt. Obvious
hasty summit
Youre not him
its like when people say im not cassie. Proof?
mystic tundra
I'm Evil Goodman
polar spade
\<@639378675195838464>
Whomst has summoned me
mystic tundra
ig
karmic anchor
Whomst has summoned me
What but I didnt ping
karmic anchor
its like when people say im not cassie. Proof?
What the actual fuck is your pfp
polar spade
hasty summit
What the actual fuck is your pfp
Beauty
hasty summit
go slep
karmic anchor
I havent eaten yet
hasty summit
Not spooky.
mystic tundra
Northwood why are elevators so buggy man
I run away from 049-2 and I'm met with this now
Idk what to do
inner walrus
Northwood why are elevators so buggy man
Get a staff member of that server to get on to save you.
polar spade
Northwood why are elevators so buggy man
Kitchen Island?
opaque quartz
so why halloween if no halloween?
polar spade
!halloween
snow umbraBOT
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
eager wadi
decorations
opaque quartz
### The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been r...
i know that but like
misleading ;_;
eager wadi
STFU i know you saved this photo the moment you saw it 😭
im not a degenerate like you, sorry for the light of truth.
hasty summit
im not a degenerate like you, sorry for the light of truth.
r u sad because u lost your powers? cause I remember you being top of the member board
inner walrus
eager wadi
not sure why youre bringing that up over you being weird.
but i have no interest in the returning to northwood for the time being.
hasty summit
not sure why youre bringing that up over you being weird.
definitely upset, Just be happy, treat people with respect, if you dont have nothing nice to say dont say it
no need for argument, I apologise
eager wadi
guess hes trying his best to ragebait.
rocky adder
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You can give a rep!
eager wadi
rocky adder
!rep @eager wadi
snow umbraBOT
You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!
eager wadi
!rep
snow umbraBOT
You need to wait 4 hours, 30 minutes, 38 seconds until you can give reputation again!
hasty summit
how is saying treat people with respect rage bait 😭
eager wadi
a tragic, time to go use !remindme
rocky adder
i mean you weren’t exactly being respectful either for a moment there
eager wadi
^
hasty summit
i mean you weren’t exactly being respectful either for a moment there
lets remember the first message he sent
he chose to insult me how am i in the wrong
eager wadi
and i was honest, as no normal sane would post such.
hasty summit
😭
hasty summit
and i was honest, as no normal sane would post such.
this is just wrong to say, so keep beliving your in the right
eager wadi
we maltese are just blunt with our words.
supple totem
I made chocolate chip cookies
eager wadi
i dont see where i got upset for spilling the word.
supple totem
everyone can have a cookie
eager wadi
🍪 
rocky adder
being blunt vs saying “yeah i bet you’re upset about [thing that has nothing to do with the topic at hand]”
i can see why he thinks you’re baiting
eager wadi
obviously bait, cause he doesnt know what he can say against me.
hasty summit
STFU i know you saved this photo the moment you saw it 😭
just saying, I thought he was joking around, so I tried to joke with him, but realised he was being serious, so I got offended
eager wadi
rocky adder
obviously bait, cause he doesnt know what he can say against me.
she* btw
hasty summit
having feelings is wrong apparently
because the internet is so far up their own asses
frosty temple
none of the usual servers are showing up when I launch the game, and I cant find them in any of the tabs. Can anyone help me with this?
supple totem
does anyone want to play SCP lab or left for dead with me
blazing oyster
kill hubert wheres halloween
hearty stirrup
because the internet is so far up their own asses
Ackshually thats physically impossible 
rocky adder
having feelings is wrong apparently
that’s not what anyone’s said, it’s just how you respond as a result of said feelings
hearty stirrup
none of the usual servers are showing up when I launch the game, and I cant find...
mystic tundra
Get a staff member of that server to get on to save you.
Too late now game ended awhile ago
rocky adder
kill hubert wheres halloween
supple totem
that’s not what anyone’s said, it’s just how you respond as a result of said fee...
I remember you, how are you gang
warm plinth
none of the usual servers are showing up when I launch the game, and I cant find...
same here
rocky adder
I remember you, how are you gang
i’m alright
inner walrus
Too late now game ended awhile ago
Damn
supple totem
i’m alright
awesome
mystic tundra
just saying, I thought he was joking around, so I tried to joke with him, but re...
Bro we should like all make out and have a nice of game SCP:SL :3
hasty summit
so i have to be careful with what I say but someone else cant
rocky adder
wasnt aware.
yeah i was just informing you you’re good
hasty summit
weird
eager wadi
kill hubert wheres halloween
if you do, then no halloween update
inner walrus
rocky adder
so i have to be careful with what I say but someone else cant
that is NOT what is being said
rocky adder
why would you say it like that
eager wadi
female variety
eager wadi
english can be very strange.
supple totem
I agree
eager wadi
nitkellem bil-malti imma kontra liġi
supple totem
alot of the spellings and rules do not make sense
eager wadi
so i shall chat in english.
hasty summit
that is NOT what is being said
well theres obviously some aggression here that was uncalled for, so i might as well leave it at that, its just some perspectives are prioritized over others and it can be frustrating
eager wadi
g'day dino
latent jackal
G'day
eager wadi
hows sideways going
latent jackal
Hows it goin?
mystic tundra
nitkellem bil-malti imma kontra liġi
rocky adder
Lmao
velvet mason
Thank god you translated that for him
eager wadi
well i cant sleep and i have to take my dog to the vet soon
hearty stirrup
Thank god you translated that for him
HI HAVOC
bold junco
does anyone know where nw servers are based out of 
supple totem
COCY COLA ES BOOMBA :3
latent jackal
hows sideways going
It going, lost my fridge into the void due to a rusty connector yesterday
mystic tundra
Thank god you translated that for him
Didn't even know Maltese was also a language
eager wadi
correct, foreign language is illegal.
velvet mason
Hi zenlet
arctic egret
what yall dressing up as this halloween
velvet mason
🙄
latent jackal
well i cant sleep and i have to take my dog to the vet soon
Not great.
mystic tundra
correct, foreign language is illegal.
Isn't that racist
eager wadi
does anyone know where nw servers are based out of <:SteamHappy:1157333712950800...
france and canada
latent jackal
does anyone know where nw servers are based out of <:SteamHappy:1157333712950800...
Canada I believe
mental dew
So when is the Halloween update?
bold junco
well i know that.. but like where in canada
eager wadi
when its ready
velvet mason
Hes saying mmm because the cat looks yummy
mystic tundra
well i know that.. but like where in canada
The city of Canada
latent jackal
So when is the Halloween update?
!halloween
snow umbraBOT
The Halloween Clutter, SCP-3114 and other Halloween features have not been released yet and will come in a dedicated update later this month.
eager wadi
Isn't that racist
that xenophobia
inner walrus
So when is the Halloween update?
Each day someone asks for the update
rocky adder
hearty stirrup
Hes saying mmm because the cat looks yummy
i think its the cat saying mmm
eager wadi
language isnt a person 🥀
inner walrus
It gets delayed by 1 day
bold junco
cause i get better ping on east servers then canadian servers
mystic tundra
Yes
velvet mason
i think its the cat saying mmm
Cats dont say mmm they say meow
rocky adder
depends on the cat
mystic tundra
You guys always enable shit at the First of October y now wait til later in the month 😭
velvet mason
How do i write purr in text format
hearty stirrup
why are you a bakoid
velvet mason
You made that word up
eager wadi
they can say mmm
only when you place them in the microwave since your always hungry
hearty stirrup
How do i write purr in text format
throw a ~ after the word
eager wadi
(the microwave does the sound)
arctic egret
bruh i just realized AI FUCKING DESIGNED A VIRUS 67 WAY MORE POWERFUL THEN BACTERIA
velvet mason
Then i look like a furry
arctic egret
AND AM NOT EVEN JOKING
hearty stirrup
You made that word up
all words are made up (DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!!!)
velvet mason
Doctor freak
eager wadi
bruh i just realized AI FUCKING DESIGNED A VIRUS 67 WAY MORE POWERFUL THEN BACTE...
cool
rocky adder
everything in our modern world is made up get with the program
hearty stirrup
only when you place them in the microwave since your always hungry
can cats eat pizza
eager wadi
i will name it bob
arctic egret
fuck you bitch
rocky adder
can cats eat pizza
only a little
hearty stirrup
only a little
i mean a full 13"
rocky adder
insane response
arctic egret
https://tenor.com/view/67-meme-gif-15788149647025991512
not the joke
inner walrus
not the joke
💔
arctic egret
https://tenor.com/view/67-meme-gif-15788149647025991512
and FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH GO DIE IN A TESLA GATE
mystic tundra
everything in our modern world is made up get with the program
Surface Zone Rework and 14.2 isn't real he can't hurt you anymore: 14.2 and Surface Zone Rework
inner walrus
LMAO
eager wadi
https://tenor.com/view/67-meme-gif-15788149647025991512
this is just pure rotbrain than brainrot
gilded timber
and FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH GO DIE IN A TESLA GATE
Be nice :(
inner walrus
this is just pure rotbrain than brainrot
My fucking classmates keep saying it bro
supple totem
what yall dressing up as this halloween
I'm a director of nursing so I'm gonna dress up as an angel of death
eager wadi
lucid
inner walrus
It's getting to my head
latent jackal
bruh i just realized AI FUCKING DESIGNED A VIRUS 67 WAY MORE POWERFUL THEN BACTE...
These man made horrors are comprehensible, but that doesn't make them any less terrifying
eager wadi
where thy 3114 lucid...
rocky adder
lowkey might do a witchy outfit or something
arctic egret
am dressing up as the plague doctor
gilded timber
where thy 3114 lucid...
Soon..
mystic tundra
am dressing up as the plague doctor
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hearty stirrup
These man made horrors are comprehensible, but that doesn't make them any less t...
No memes in general chat. final warning.
gilded timber
Most likely Tomorrow
rocky adder
otherwise i got no clue what im doing cause i can hardly afford this shit
eager wadi
velvet mason
What are you gonna be @hearty stirrup
mystic tundra
I WANNA BE THE BLACK PLAGUE DOCTOR MAN
hearty stirrup
What are you gonna be <@762056832738000907>
Yuumi
supple totem
otherwise i got no clue what im doing cause i can hardly afford this shit
I'm sorry gang
arctic egret
why are yall scared of flamingos theyre just cute
mystic tundra
😭😭😭😭
velvet mason
Why do you want to be useless for halloween
arctic egret
idk why yall r scared of FUCKING PINK FLAMINGOS
mystic tundra
idk why yall r scared of FUCKING PINK FLAMINGOS
Y E S
supple totem
why are yall scared of flamingos theyre just cute
there's a flock of plastic flamingos that kills people in the SCP universe
rocky adder
why do you type in all caps so much
arctic egret
there's a flock of plastic flamingos that kills people in the SCP universe
i meant in game
obtuse thistle
is the halloween update out?
eager wadi
no
proper trench
No bro shut the fuck up bro
rocky adder
Not yet
proper trench
Fuck
rocky adder
be nice
velvet mason
Yuumi's kawaii
Lulu is more kawaii
obtuse thistle
aww
eager wadi
No bro shut the fuck up bro
are you guys going trick or treating
eager wadi
🦜
arctic egret
SAKE
rocky adder
are you guys going trick or treating
lowkey maybe i should
proper trench
are you guys going trick or treating
Yea im dressing as dr doom
arctic egret
Yea im dressing as dr doom
shut up femboy
rocky adder
<- grown ass woman on a college campus
proper trench
Can we ban this homunculus
arctic egret
are you guys going trick or treating
yup
proper trench
<- grown ass woman on a college campus
age is just a number there shouldnt be any limit to going trick or treating
like im 16
supple totem
are you guys going trick or treating
I'll be passing out candy
arctic egret
am gonna go candy taxxing with my friends
supple totem
we can get pink candies trick or treating
brooooo
I'm gonna get a bunch of pink taffy candies and pass them out
put em in little bags
eager wadi
age is just a number there shouldnt be any limit to going trick or treating
bad wording 
arctic egret
bad wording <:ghost2:1040660963839463454>
BRO
bold junco
whenever someone asks if ur too old to go just say "it's better than doing other bad things"
supple totem
that is wild work fr
rocky adder
proper trench
bad wording <:ghost2:1040660963839463454>
nice
no embed
great server
i olove this server
eager wadi
rocky adder
hearty stirrup
Lulu is more kawaii
sybau
proper trench
im bout to lose my shit if scp sl doesnt revive itself right neow
supple totem
im bout to lose my shit if scp sl doesnt revive itself right neow
they're probably about to release the update
rocky adder
can we not
supple totem
wtf are you on about
proper trench
bro had to use
the full
grammar
and
stnadard english conventions
okay my bad
rocky adder
why do you put every few words in their own message
velvet mason
@hearty stirrup even bard is cuter
proper trench
this is a serious question if anyone wants to discuss/debate in my dms please add me
and we can discuss.
this serious topic.
supple totem
this is a serious question if anyone wants to discuss/debate in my dms please ad...
you're a minor, please chill
velvet mason
Eat some ice
latent jackal
Only ice?
hearty stirrup
no im in bed
eager wadi
just get up
arctic egret
why do you put every few words in their own message
check your dms
proper trench
u can
velvet mason
I can
proper trench
i can
hearty stirrup
i mean like fully
velvet mason
Can you touch your nose
hearty stirrup
no
proper trench
have u guys ever tried to like curl ur tongue back and taste ur tongue
latent jackal
velvet mason
Noob
arctic egret
can you lick your toes
hearty stirrup
have u guys ever tried to like curl ur tongue back and taste ur tongue
ya
it tastes like nothing
proper trench
yeah
arctic egret
have u guys ever tried to like curl ur tongue back and taste ur tongue
i can
eager wadi
can you lick your toes
l4d smoker
hearty stirrup
nvm i think it is bleeding
latent jackal
ohno
hearty stirrup
but only if i push it against the top of my mouth
like u do with finger cuts
nah evolution failed us why am i able to bite my own tounge
supple totem
green candy boom
arctic egret
idc what yall say i think candy corn is the best
cosmic marlin
candy corn is good once a year
it also basically never expires I feel like I've had my sealed bag of candy corn in my pantry for like 4 years I been snacking on it whenever halloween comes around
swift peak
Candy corn just tastes like sad flavoured wax
cosmic marlin
I bought a 3 pound bag back then
hey I never said it was better than other candy
there was some candy corn edibles at the dispo today tho I bought
swift peak
How many mg
cosmic marlin
50mg each not bad
swift peak
Nice, the max where I live legally is 10 and it sucks lol
cosmic marlin
I stg a few months ago before I played scpsl there was a bowl of candy with wrappers and such exactly like ingame I want to go back and time and see if it makes me explode
but edibles
obtuse thistle
I cant wait for 3114
prisma tide
hey werid question but is some of the server shut down or is it just me i usually play on kings playground usa or north wood usa and there not there for me
maiden linden
hey werid question but is some of the server shut down or is it just me i usuall...
terabit crashed its not a northwood thing
prisma tide
ahh ok thank u
maiden linden
so servers that use terabit hosting are basically down at the moment.
prisma tide
damn ty for the info
maiden linden
np
tranquil jolt
ween
polar spade
Level 10
maiden linden
thank you
latent jackal
Very scary
meager slate
Terrifying
maiden linden
I just realized I can see embed perms requirements right there at the top of the screen :\
I might be either blind or illiterate cuz I feel a sense of Deja vu.
gilded timber
I just realized I can see embed perms requirements right there at the top of the...
You are far from the first person to ask anyway lol
meager slate
Hi loocid
latent jackal
You are far from the first person to ask anyway lol
and they won't be the last
rocky adder
nah evolution failed us why am i able to bite my own tounge
this is an evolutionary success how else are you supposed to know your teeth are working
polar spade
Return of !maid
rancid dome
Can we please bring that back
polar spade
You must overtake Lucid and bring it back
polar spade
I will support anyone in a coup if they bring back !maid
rancid dome
Me overthrowing Lucid is less probable than clutching up calculus and getting an A
rocky adder
I will support anyone in a coup if they bring back !maid
you and the feedback deepstate have something in common
polar spade
Feedback deepstate sounds fun
gilded timber
Maybe you'll join the Feedback deepstate....
rocky adder
It’s certainly possible…
karmic anchor
Me overthrowing Lucid is less probable than clutching up calculus and getting an...
I think you can make that second one happen
polar spade
You can achieve both of them if you put your mind to it
gilded timber
You could almost say it would have been useful feedback
karmic anchor
Wha?
polar spade
goodman why didnt u tell me
Its common knowledge
Everyone knows we have lots of members
How could you not know?
polar spade
Shipping it to America now
I only paid for standard shipping so it might take a month
distant seal
proper compass
Hmm
karmic anchor
dOAKes
quick knot
e
Im confident 90% of the people in this server think it is a generic SCP Server and joined for emotes or something
valid silo
Yknow this chat would be so horeendous if all those 120k people woke up and said "I'm gonna chat here today"
karmic anchor
Im confident 90% of the people in this server think it is a generic SCP Server a...
I mean
Maybe
Terran who made da pfp
valid silo
can we get an @everyone ping
Do mods have acsess to it?
polar spade
Don't think so
karmic anchor
can we get an @everyone ping
April fools 2026
karmic anchor
We could get hubert to do it when we drop 15.0
valid silo
Huh
karmic anchor
What a weirdo
karmic anchor
Now the 15.0 ping will never work
Although these days people default to muting everyone and here pings
valid silo
Although these days people default to muting everyone and here pings
I don't unless I get pinged repeatdly
polar spade
Im guessing anyone with the <@&522064196351950848> role can ping everyone
karmic anchor
@valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo @valid silo
lean totem
for random games that i don't play that often but i'm in the discord they are set to never notify me
valid silo
You're a bitch orhu
karmic anchor
No I'm not
lean totem
so yeah anyone whos' not a regular here or doesn't play that much is definitely just got them silenced
*has definitely
karmic anchor
What r u talking about
valid silo
@karmic anchor @karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor@karmic anchor
Two can play this game
karmic anchor
Hi feras! 
valid silo
Hi feras! <:hero_wave:854328392672739349>
polar spade
I actually have pinged all NW staff <:Trolley:1138163682057146559>
<@&943267991108325436> 
latent jackal
That doesn't work
latent jackal
I died
gentle barn
They really love pinging today, huh
polar spade
Asteroid got him
polar spade
After 66 million years, it finally got him
latent jackal
This lags sucks bro
karmic anchor
I dont! Its true!
valid silo
I dont! Its true!
That makes.. alot of sense..
polar spade
This lags sucks bro
20828016000000000000000000 ms
karmic anchor
I've decided it's time for friendly, amiable orhu to be allowed out of their cage. I need fucking a break.
Sorry idiots.
karmic anchor
W h y hello there friends!
polar spade
Do you know Dr Genkins and Mr Hyde
The story about a bad man with a good reputation becoming what he truly is
That's Orhu
karmic anchor
Thats... kind of mean feras. Im trying my best...
valid silo
Thats... kind of mean feras. Im trying my best...
Looks like you gotta try harder
On the nright side! This is negative motivation!
I'm being mean to you so you can do your best and prove me wrong!
karmic anchor
Oh... im really sorry...
latent jackal
20828016000000000000000000 ms
valid silo
And totally not to just really make fun of you
Making fun of people in higher positions than me is 
That's why I make fun of goodman all the time!
valid silo
I hate all of you equally <3
karmic anchor
Id never make fun of anyone. Im friendly and amiable
valid silo
Unless its Hubert
Then you get orbital striked
It's anyone who is a manager or higher..
They are scary..
But the normal staff are powerless
amber lintel
I've decided it's time for friendly, amiable orhu to be allowed out of their cag...
I need fucking a break.
karmic anchor
Im friendly and amiable
karmic anchor
I would never judge you for doing that feras
karmic anchor
What? Why would I do something like that?
Im friendly and amiable. That wouldnt be friendly or amiable
amber lintel
Im friendly and amiable
Do you have Buckshot Roulette?
amber lintel
:(
polar spade
What? A coup?
karmic anchor
Oh im sorry
rustic kettle
whats up with kings playground?
amber lintel
so far I think cassette is yes
rustic kettle
and also canadien server?
maiden linden
Servers that use terabit hosting is down atm terabit is fixing the issue rn
maiden linden
not an SL thing I swear
rustic kettle
thought i was banned again
polar spade
Do you have Buckshot Roulette?
Is it worth buying?
Its like 3 bucks for me
polar spade
Its the autumn sale
amber lintel
ya
I'm gonna buy it
I would've bought it earlier for insta-install with x3j
but no
polar spade
Might get the bundle with s.p.l.i.t
amber lintel
valid silo
If you don't say it is the best game ever I'm killing you
amber lintel
it's alright
amber lintel
I played it with a lot of mods
barren trellis
buckshot mentioned
polar spade
Would you maaayhaps like to join a 4-man one day?
Wait isn't buckshot single player?
amber lintel
no it's multiplayer
barren trellis
Wait isn't buckshot single player?
he made multiplayer a while ago
that shit was awesome
polar spade
Store page hasn't been updated
barren trellis
i didnt get to play test it with him but fun still
barren trellis
Store page hasn't been updated
online pvp no?
maiden linden
well servers are back up if any of yall care
at least according to terabit
the panel is still boned at least from what I can tell.
yeah it was just my panel lmao it works fine now
amber lintel
I dont really play the game that much haha
you have btd6
soft light
whats up with kings playground?
Network went down in the datacenter
maiden linden
oh I realized there was a role for server hosters huh
barren trellis
Is it worth buying?
Its like 3 bucks for me
yep
- same guys that published it publish Valravn lol
so no bias
robust stratus
you have this game
soft light
oh I realized there was a role for server hosters huh
yes sir
Seems Terabit has stablized now
our servers are back ;3
twilit sluice
Seems Terabit has stablized now
I'm not touching that service, Joker left so it's not worth it ;-;
soft light
who is that?
twilit sluice
How don't you know? He worked for Terabit and i'm pretty sure he did some Exiled work as well
karmic anchor
you have btd6
Yes, I do!
soft light
hmmm
karmic anchor
go play it now and come back after
I have a really big backlog sadly...
amber lintel
my favorite game of all time
the soundtrack is phenomenal and the gameplay is great
also if you have a friend you can play it with them
now
you work for northwood
so obviously that's not applicable info
karmic anchor
What sort of game is it?
tranquil jolt
skill issue
lean sleet
Make them fix(not my vid)
Game issue
visual acorn
skill issue
stfu
mystic tundra
Make them fix(not my vid)
Top 10 reasons why SL should not be treated as a competitive game
upper geode
Is Halloween out
mystic tundra
No
visual acorn
Top 10 reasons why SL should not be treated as a competitive game
Make the game even worse
And there will be people still playing it
Remove scps and pvp and make a VR chat
People will still play it
twilit sluice
Top 10 reasons why SL should not be treated as a competitive game
People tryharding in servers is usually why they die off, i've seen people do it and speedrun going to surface and slapping an SCP
amber lintel
Top 10 reasons why SL should not be treated as a competitive game
people seem to want to brand anything beyond "dick around" level of serious as tryharding
I don't get it
mystic tundra
t's cause SCPs are a fucking joke
SCPs were a threat not because of speed or abilities but because if you were just too slow or weren't paying attenntion, etc. you are dead. That's it, which something a lot of people forget when comparing SCP:SL's old and modern version of itself
amber lintel
people seem to want to brand anything beyond "dick around" level of serious as t...
by itself this clip us perfectly normal
mystic tundra
Hume Shield does somewhat make them a threat but arguably they are still weaker than before against a group of mediocre players
polar spade
+ same guys that published it publish Valravn lol
Damn, nice
mystic tundra
But being able to one shot makes them infinitely better than a big shield removing SCPs ability to combo making them powerful, to making them powerful on their own.
amber lintel
critical reflex?
polar spade
One piece
azure viper
People tryharding in servers is usually why they die off, i've seen people do it...
You
azure viper
I will deck you
Hmmmmm
silver narwhal
Does anyone have an actual decent text guide on custom key cards?
amber lintel
Does anyone have an actual decent text guide on custom key cards?
I'll see if I can slap something together real quick
mystic tundra
I honestly think that Hume Shield should replaced by just giving SCPs their one shot or at least high damage like old dog's two bite, and instead get HP back for killing Humans, turning off generators or doing something that helps their team, punishing Humans for not working together whilst also making SCPs fun to play against. It'd at least be something to do in like a public test or something and see how it goes
amber lintel
SCP one shot was not fun to play against though
polar spade
I honestly think that Hume Shield should replaced by just giving SCPs their one ...
049 and nuke elevator
amber lintel
if you go back and play MP2 era it's awful
mystic tundra
SCP one shot was not fun to play against though
Yeah because you can't juke a Plague doctor that kills to the touch
That's the point
polar spade
One shot probably isnt the way to fix it but there’s better ways to do it
amber lintel
"juking" is not the only reason
imagine just opening a door and instantly dying
I mean granted revolver campers 
but I digress
HS serves as a bit of buffer against chip which I think it does well.
mystic tundra
"juking" is not the only reason
No, but it's a big one
mystic tundra
HS serves as a bit of buffer against chip which I think it does well.
Oh fuck off
Sorry but that to me is a stupid argument
polar spade
But it’s certainly a concern. Chip damage just discourages any aggressive play
amber lintel
I do agree that SCPs are a bit weak in a lot scenarios unless stacked, because if you want to win, you basically have to pre-scout the area - a long hall is basically a no-go
polar spade
SCPs would just camp all the time
mystic tundra
I'd understand if guns were easy to use but they are so pitfully weak already that shooting a big ass shield off a powerful entity is a huge chore that it is not wasting my ammo for
amber lintel
Guns are.... incredibly strong
The lowest damage a standard auto gun does per hit to shield is, what, 20?
Maybe 19 on an AP vec
mystic tundra
Guns are.... incredibly strong
No they aren't
polar spade
Yeah it s pretty easy to break hume shield in a group
mystic tundra
Flat out they aren't
polar spade
Hell, even a machine gun or drum mag rifle solo can
mystic tundra
You get punished for just holding the stupid things
amber lintel
no?
mystic tundra
This is the problem
amber lintel
unless you mean bad crosshair placement with lasers
polar spade
We might have very different experiences of playing the game
amber lintel
I would even argue that humans are on the front foot once waves come in, sans 094
49
mystic tundra
Against one or two Humans with "weaker" weapons is just futile to fight but bring in a Militant or two and boom the SCP takes some serious damage and the shield is useless
amber lintel
To clarify: you're saying guns are weak, but you're also saying the SCP takes damage in fights?
mystic tundra
We might have very different experiences of playing the game
But why am I being punished for holding weapons tho 😭
mystic tundra
To clarify: you're saying guns are weak, but you're also saying the SCP takes da...
No, SCPs' Hume Shield are ONLY good against players that are alone with weaker weapons, against Militants besides Facility Guards the shield becomes almost pointless
mystic tundra
You... aren't?
Stamina... Consumption
amber lintel
I wouldn't call it pointless. A lot of the time it gives enough time for an SCP to gauge a fight
amber lintel
Stamina... Consumption
Hasn't been a thing since 14.0, unfortunately. They apparently just never got around to readding it.
mystic tundra
Hasn't been a thing since 14.0, unfortunately. They apparently just never got ar...
I know
amber lintel
And you aren't necessarily being punished because you have the gun out.
mystic tundra
And my concern with the game is that if this fucking mechnic is "fixed" I will be honestly pissed off
amber lintel
the utility of the gun tends to outweigh the stamina cost
mystic tundra
the utility of the gun tends to outweigh the stamina cost
So why add it then
amber lintel
mainly for LMGs so you can't just chase someone forever
mystic tundra
mainly for LMGs so you can't just chase someone forever
Isn't that the point of Stamina lol
amber lintel
20s of stamina at base is a bit too high for LMGs
mystic tundra
20s of stamina at base is a bit too high for LMGs
Then nerf the LMGs damage
amber lintel
Stamina is a resource, like health and ammo. You ration it and trade off some of it for the ability to use your firearm to deal damage
amber lintel
Then nerf the LMGs damage
LMGs are already really only good for SCP combat beyond close-range, I don't see a need to nerf them further besides reimplementation of penalties.
silver narwhal
Do you know what we need? A custom keycard visualizer. Something we could use to see what our custom key cards might look like before we punch the command into the panel.
mystic tundra
LMGs are already really only good for SCP combat beyond close-range, I don't see...
Then why are you complaining about them then
amber lintel
How, exactly, am I comlaining about it?
mystic tundra
SL does not need the realistic slop called penalties
mystic tundra
How, exactly, am I comlaining about it?
You just said LMGs are strong so it makes sense to have a increased Stamina consumption rate
polar spade
Realismslop doesnt really make sense as a term
mystic tundra
So if they're strong nerf the damage
amber lintel
LMGs are good for SCP combat.
mystic tundra
LMGs are good for SCP combat.
And Humans
polar spade
Just sounds like you dont like the mere idea of any other mechanics added to gunplay
amber lintel
They are pretty good at closer ranges, yes, but after that they tend to fall off pretty hard, which I'm okay with
mystic tundra
They are pretty good at closer ranges, yes, but after that they tend to fall off...
I think you're talking about the wrong gun
amber lintel
But I digress
mystic tundra
I can mow down targets at long range with LMGs
amber lintel
If you're standing still, yes. If the target is in your direction you probably need to be strafing. Holding angles also works
mystic tundra
Just sounds like you dont like the mere idea of any other mechanics added to gun...
Okay
polar spade
So if they're strong nerf the damage
But the damage and firerate is the point of a LMG. Otherwise itll just be another rifle.
Every gun has weaknesses and strengths
amber lintel
In the sense of holding angles then yes, they work fine at longer ranges. I did not clarify that.
mystic tundra
If you're standing still, yes. If the target is in your direction you probably n...
Okay and?