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i was the only one able to diagnose issues, i even fucking fixed one of their computer because the technician couldn't figure it out
The teacher was always telling "who brought the remote?"
(they asked me, if i could've worked with them"
lol
i just wanna note, we weren't mean to the teachers even them had fun lol
Me sneaky with my phone turning down volume every time:
this year we already did a reunion with professors because they miss us already lol
I was extremely mean to my teacher at some point
nah always respectful
I mean not like I was loud, just pranking a lot
nah we were pranking just when it was fun
I hate when someone is loud in the class
we had a guy who couldn't stay still for more than 2 minutes and not laughing
but honestly we roasted him and he was in in the joke
Joker
he was like that by nature
im not even kidding
if he was bored he became like that
school bored him
Reality is that school is 90% boring for everyone
Because you don't understand why you learn this
They pump you with information without telling why
In Germany it's fine, the learning difficulty curve is mild
Like you don't learning crazy stuff unless you got to uni
But if you live in a post Soviet country
It's over
They are much more loyal to kids🙏
Edu system
the entire system was done to be brainwashing
infavor of the paryt
I thought yo said post
yea but during it wasn't
oh wai
ok im stupid
100%
i mean no they don't care about us
Both parties caused genocides
yea and currently don't worry the school system didn't change much
they instead revoked us even more rights
Italia?
yea
you wanna know where i live?
In the ass part?
In sicily so south of the south of italy you can go
It's like another country, much worse living standards
crazy
Hi chat
Twix
No way.
Omnom
Dead chat
GAY
Nooooooo im not😭😭😭
@mossy geode 🔞
Dont push me away 😭
@midnight swift did u found the bober kurwa easter egg yet
yea i uninstalled the game for now
there's nothing else i need to do really
Damn
What game was it
Dl tb
back from Science class
SL?
Never understood this type of games
They get boring fast
I think people just like the parkour mechanics mixed with trying to survive in a zombie apocalypse
Makes people feel rushed and pumped doing acrobatics to avoid a zombie
Singleplayer games are always fun
yea
Some
I know this cause thats how I felt lmao
I have fun finding strats
Its an amazing feeling when a chase in the night goes so smooth
That's different for me, I can't find Minecraft fun single player even with mods
But thats just me ik😭
I like Minecraft when its with other people and theres some goal or its like some kind of civilization server
fuck yeah
Me when i start factorio
Going to school to learn unnecessary knowledge and waste of time
Mf i want to be an hardware technician not a fucking programmer
I would be the opposite
Why am I learning hardware related stuff if its a programmer

I'm doing both 
Hardware is when you angry can kick
Software is when you angry you swear and scream to
something something low level language
idk. I'm not a programmer
Abstracting the abstraction
Whenever i did hardware fixing i never got mad
Expect micro soldering stuff without proper tools
I can do hardware fixing and some software fixing
Hard ware is when you kick and scream ouch
Soft ware is when you kick and it gets broken
I hate soldering
I always fuck up
Lmao
Me using data type byte amounts for all numbers
Like I did a calculator which uses data type bytes amount
Goofy ahh
Also you can write text with these output if converted into ascii
That would be next level

Guys, please help. I live in Ukraine, and when I try to connect to a Russian server, it won't let me in. It says: "Connection Lost." VPN stopped working because some servers now have protection against it. What should I do?
Interesting, someone had a similar issue yesterday
Seems like Russia is making connections from Ukraine difficult
Though two is a coincidence
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What i need to do
This has been happening for 2 years now.
I can`t play 🙁
Do other servers outside of Russia work?
Yes, English servers and Ukrainian
But there are few Ukrainian servers
Unfortunately for the moment it seems like Ukrainians can't connect to Russian servers
There is some way around this, I don’t know.
Probably, but at this point it's out of my depth
Who should I contact?
You could open up a ticket in #technical-support
I can only provide surface level support because I just do Narrative Design
But the Tech Support folks can certainly help
how to open?
there's a message at the top of the channel with some buttons
Client Issues will be your goto
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients
There's also a technical support wiki
hey jarvis..
space station or some shit

shut up....

8 days to moderate on NW
Hi a bit dead rn, I'm SlejmUr, nice to meet you
Uh slime nice to meet ya


Gotta take a nap fr
God sleepiest soldier
Embed fail... 💔🥀
Yo can I ask something?
yes bro
You just did
What do you get from work?
Twix
From hard work?
idk, maybe money and other.
EA got sold for 55 billion dollars to Saudi Arabia prince
Based
Master's order?
Yes
funny that i literally ate Twix today
ItsAlex

Hiiiiiii
When is Halloween
Soon
On halloween
Tommorow right
👍
Ok
Have a great day
Sims is gonna be so hella halal
In October
What is even skate about bruh. it clearly aint skating
Spooky Season is upon us
That’s Tommorow right
When it's ready, historically it's always been near the end of october
How long will it last?
I don't know, 3 maybe 4 weeks?
Thanks. Have a great day
Yall adding evil candy finally
concrete proof
Halloween Blue + Evil candy will come back
Lets gooo
Artist Contest
I mean he did show concrete proof
Oh shit i forgot abt spooky month
Last one was in November
Right?
2024 Halloween Update was on the 24th of october
2023 Halloween Update was on the 28th of october
2025 Halloween will be tomorrow
No matter how many times we state they at the end of the month
So if we keep following the pattern, 2025 halloween will be on the 30th of october
People expect it on the first
Marshmallow Man vs 127 fight
We have the technology, we can rebuild him
Marshmallow Man looking at the 127 user
Tier 3 SCP-127 + SCP-1853 user Vs Evil Marshmallow Man
Only the one who wants to win shall win💔
grey candy user will win
Red Bull with ginger taste is so good
redbull with rebull taste is so redbull
Same
🛰️
@latent jackal how long will the Halloween event last
Red bull with redbull taste is so redbull
I am unsure, 3-4 weeks maybe
This is the message of all time
only time can tell
2 weeks
Will you wear halloween costumes
Tell me when the Halloween event starts ping me cuz I can play on Thursday
It will become active later in October
Well there you go folks
Sometime after the 20th
2 weeks
Which day and will black scientist come back and candy and scp costumes?
As per usual we do the event 1 week before Halloween
And then it continues for 1 week after
redbull
Will you add the candy and scp costume
This message is so red bull
Yes
The Halloween candies and scp Halloween skins will return
Will you add capybaras 0000.1% chance of spawning
capybaras do spawn in every map seed
Thats for anniversary
I love the confetti effect for the pink candies in the event
per minute
all the deer

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i don't see a server in the game
Restart your game, if that doesn't work open a #technical-support
okay
Dino Gazz to the rescue
You can give a rep!
hrm
this is the only day ever you can post this
oh cool
oh my god what do you mean it’s already the 30th
I have been so fucking busy this past 8 weeks time is just
flying by
its spooky time
yeah
Human resource manager
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I like when time flies by
okay but see
It means that everything goes fine and the routine is not being interrupted
that is NOT true
i am so busy all the time
and when i’m not busy my mental health keeps me from exactly having free time more often than i’d like
Doing same stuff makes brain delete it
Yo should have a vacation or something
and i will eventually but then that just means more debt
the life of a uni student in the US
I wouldn't even consider uni if I was in the US and not Germany
What if this halloween we just killed everyone 
That would be pretty evil
Ngl

i am desperately looking to see if i could somehow transfer to a place like a uni in germany
Everyone but not me
this debt is debilitating and the job prospects are not the greatest
gonna try my damndest to study abroad
Especially a certain dinosaur... 
you can live
everyone in the 244 deepstate can live
Sounds like a decent idea, no clue how it works tho
Next summer I will likely do an internship in Malta
Gl, hope it works out for you
thanks

Good morning yall
Good morning
Good 17:35
Also I'm stupid I thought that pfp was tf2 engineer for a sec
I need to put on my damn glasses dude
💀
Decent, it's gaming time
Hell yeah dude, and good seeing you
evil creature.
Never seen anything moee evil
bo7 mp looking bad
Karpaltunnelsyndrom ahh task
How you look
So happy
look at this motherfucking cloud bro..
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hello friends
shoddy :)
Hi shoddy
best shodster

!seabunny
@meager slate 
hi
the servers crashed when i was guard with my friend wow
YOOOO
incredible
incredible but not inedible
Yawn
snake
NOOOOO THE SONG AGAIN IN MY HEAD
why does the barrel look like a brass pipe?
Daily reminder (day 10) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this
🫃
most perfect timing of 3 events happening
Who got the best PMM skin in their elite bundle:
- 'Soviet Steel' (from Kapkan 'Vympel', on the left)
- 'Arzamas-17' (from Fuze '2nd Shock Army', in the middle)
- 'Lethal Citizen' (from Glaz 'Lethal Citizen', on the right)
That is already permanent mute
I woke up early to see it today but remembered im on the other side of the planet
from what they said it should come tomorrow
I think
this meme i found basically sums the community rn
It ain't even somewhere around the 20th yet 😭
more like
hello wiener
i like 914's Halloween decorations
and 372's containment cell lights
How come there was no Halloween event in 2022
oktoberfest
wasnt there??
Huh
Well we almost kinda missed Christmas as well when heavy duty released
I think atleast
They added the actual event late cause they must of been trying to get it to work with the new version
development was focused on 12.0 at the time
Ooh
yea same thing happened with 14.0
last year's halloween event was essentially a rehash of 2023's with minor tweaks
nw hates halloween
Not wokiing
when are the devs adding a suicide bomber class for CI
pink candy
yeah a pink candy class
you run faster and have no guns
and getting shot in the chest kills you immediately
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yo

charge phone

never game design ever please
Does northwood have an official TikTok channel?
@royal sail we do not have an official tiktok
No
This is the list of all our official medias
Have a great day!
Even though it's 3am here, thank you too.
No need
Whaddya'll want from Outback Steakhouse?
outback is mid, real men go to texas roadhouse
get 2 more and im down
yoooo plank
just to clarify you mean buckshot roulette right
no. we're shooting each other for fun.
so buckshot roulette lol
i find it hard to do it with my friend group because i feel the need to not shoot certain ones
we need to bring SSS back to cassies admin panel
is there a way to rebind mouse1
cause selecting candy or anything in the menu uses mouse1
line
If you do find a fourth, feel free to ping me. My timezone is GMT-7 if that helps
remember when sl was secret
an actually fuckin' good discord update? no way!

Now we fight
SCP: SL™
i dont think princess Ball is in here
is she?
i saw she took off the goggles and drops her eyes out
shit was mad funny
@ocean coyoteoh shit
i wonder what it stands for™
You can also kill Larry and Peanut with a com-15.
Hello, what time do the Halloween decorations go up on the map? Thank you very much, very kind!
This year the halloween decorations won’t show up until the Halloween event I believe
So you might have to wait for some time
thank you very much pa!

really?
I thought they already adjusted the clutter system for new heavy
How do you get the 600 health strong zombies as 049
they need to be touched by the doctor leading to death
if they die to anything else other than a second touch they wont get 600 health I believe
not even dying naturally to Cardiac Arrest
People who die while being targeted by Good Sense of the Doctor (049’s speed F ability)
Press F, kill them and then you get a super zombie
I dont believe this is true
Thank you dude @polar spade
When did you become an evil PC
You're all Halloweenie now
I am Spooky now
spookyman, your pfp picture isn't full orange
spoopy man
The white is staying
Cant remove the white
Its iconic
is two sticks of ram even enough in 2025?
minecraft uses 35 gigs of my ram on max render distance
Cant have sticks any more. Gotta get entire RAM branches
my Obsessive-compulsive
you think i could use one of these for gaming?
its made for servers but it might work for gaming who knows
Possibly but those arent really designed for gaming
Server CPU dont really have all the additional features used in gaming
what if you put a gaming cpu in the cpu slots
Do those support regular consumer processors. I thought they use their own type of slots
Time to play MC on a Threadripper
btw I checked this, and its true
cardiac arrest doesnt guarantee 600 health
You have to kill them while they’re targeted by good sense
Remember that good sense is cancelled if you hit the another target or if they’re out of range
playable 956💀

Hey I just downloaded the game and tried to play but every time I try to get into a server I get kick out because of alt prevention, and I just got the laptop
Hi @lethal arrow
In the kick message, there should be some link you can follow to try to get your account whitelisted
Ok thank you, and sorry for the inconvenience
No worries
If you need any help, feel free to ask away
It's the Spooky mouth, happy Spooky mouth
happy spooky month gang
i thought it was torque or smth
It's best not to discuss such things.
rtv
this month is kinda spooky
what's Poppin
Christmas is tomorrow
you can have the cookie of pain and suffering
Cookie of life and hope
Cookie of virtue and prosperity 🌹❤️
Hi chat
hi
No halloween 
I don't believe that
@polar spadeSpookyman will sl become spooky right?
Goodman's alter ego
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS NORTHWOOD
In 5 minutes
ITS BEEN 14 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES
SO
W H E R E
6 more minutes
Type shit @hasty summit
WHere is my surface update teaser
Soon
we need MONEY ARTHUR
Arthur Mitchell
I’m just the donut guy 🤨
In a cargo box
Car
Smoll car
Smoll car
yawn
That cat knows his priorities
I'm gonna crash out, the clutter system isnt here, I won't stop bullying NW For this
Clutters system using in hcz props
Clutters with us all time
for halloween tho
Flying boxes in clutters can do this
oh and invisible boxes
those are also fun
They flying and can fly to me
most reliable source of dsync
is it like, colliders stay and the boxes appear for some people?
or does it have nothing to do with clients
i hope I said that correctly
Idk what you mean
cause I swear I've seen boxes mainly on top of 049 containment, but people cant see it, and keep running into it and complain about getting teleported back
its like some people can and cant see it
mainly happens in 049 containment I think
But colliders have properties and they invisible
I wonder if there will be anything new for Halloween
ok I must of not known what I was talking about
nope
same old event i think
NW Doesn't have the time to implement something new i dont think
So just like 2023 and 2024
but hey, atleast we are getting new surface, new cassie room, new sub levels, new lighting, new chase music and like a whole new game basically
In sl colliders by nw works like:
Green - ppl cant go throw box but can items
Red - nothing can go throw
Blue - glass
Yellow or orange (i forgot or another) - only bullets can go throw
White - special collider with properties
And more and more colliders that i can forgot
yes and its going to nuke everyones pc
OH WAIT, there must be like Green Colliders on top of Water fall right?
and 127
But plugin devs can do own colliders for anything
And just a roof in general
Maybe
like right above the roof
You can use command viscols in the room and check colliders
cause items go through but humans cant
(Only for RA)
ohh ok
I like seeing SL Code in depth, its so interesting since all I've known is core gameplay functions outside of that
Especially with all the old ass code
You can open game code without risks
furry femboy picture of casise is for fun
how is that a risk 😭
its a benefit
but
Or will become me
i wanna see old CASSIE Code
17 y.o
old
Many years of sl development make with ppl scary things
Wait
Where is zabsk
Oh good
Discord on mobile is shit
My friend still here
He didnt died in nw basement

Will they show us a new SCP in 100 years?
3114
1507
127
953
It's not exactly new; they once teased documents from Zone 17.
why add more SCP's to an already powerful pool of SCP's
Let them finish their reworks first
So, essentially, we have all the old SCPs except for the skeleton, but there still needs to be something new.
sometimes it's not as easy as it sounds
Hi chat
stroke

Its me
Im new scp
About time you got added to the game I've been waiting for this moment fr🙏
@royal sail No sir gay im not a brick
Okay cigarette
Since it’s 1 oktober… where’s the scpsl spook logo ?
Eh probably will pop up soon
Or soon in this week or month meh
yo theres no way they're actually making the lightning creepier again
been praying for times like this
Maybe I should slow down with R6 😂
Completed the fucking battle pass in less than 1 month
👀

@upper raven @mortal crypt
he's not the only person
it took me 6 months....

How can it take you 6 months the battle pass only lasts 3
wdym
You have three months to complete the Battle Pass before the new one rolls out
i owned the game for about 6 months,possible the battle pass didnt unlock
Fym 😭
i have the standrard version
@strange niche My fav time of the year is now on
Finally it's corpse carrier time

mubert hoszka kiedy update!

Plus since scout corpses always face down, the cosmetic only gets better
!halloween
!halloween command for 19 years
Not yet
No. 50 YEARS!
To fly to the sun?
Why are you so spooky
Saul Spookman
why you so spooky.. man

Spooky
spookypiss
alr guys say hello to my new profile picture
HE DOES KNOW!
now or know.
Both
He does later
Thriller is so good
what the fuck
Hello ladies wieners

Where halloween update?
When its Over
@orchid krakenwhere is my asjfasjfwjsfjisankfnsajblablabla
Anakin is gone
I am what remains
nerd
Boys tell me: did the 15.0 beta come out?
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUakrR1LnwA&list=RDZUakrR1LnwA&index=1 80% slop
20% perfect remix of old adrenaline
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Liziiiii
its oever
Hi, Alexxxxx
animating without light is basically giving up your soul on making single keyframe mistakea

hewo
I need halloween event now
Hi, do you know how long it takes to process a ticket here?
tbh its random always
depends on complexity
Which ticket
Lottery ticket
oh okay anyone ever had a mic problem?
Okay it usually gets reply per week
You wouldn't be the first, take a look at the tech wiki!
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/clients/page/my-microphone-isnt-working
User Self Diagnosis Guide
Bandaid Fix
This is a very simple and almost guarantee solution, but d...
i think i'm starting to feel the effects of how dogshit the internet is
ass
you making that in 12 hours meanwhile i can do that in 9 minutes
what the fuck is that
i study music theory and even i dont know what the fuck is that yet 😭
is the halloween update here or nah
im gonna ping the higher ranks in northwood
HAHAHAHAH
Fr hes a hayawan
idk if this is the right place to ask but how would i go about adding plugins to a scpsl server
Tremolo
Wellll i actually fprgot lol
check #labapi-information
But why the shit do you have 4 measures of tremolo on a fucking octave
yeah i see the plugins folder but its in a folder called labapi and the plugins im trying to use dont seem to work with that


it still doesn't work
Well well well
Wah
You
How many servers r u in g
Double check your privacy settings in Settings > Other > Voice Chat Privacy Settings!
If those are set correctly, open a ticket in #technical-support
Lucid more like Cid
yes
Smh hop on sl g
nah
not even for me is crazyy
how do i join a server
There is a server list in game
if it doesn't show, please restart the game
thanks

Ancient is maid
When auro maid
Neva
!seabunny
@meager slate 

Where halloween
outside of scpsl
Merry Christmas

Luckily i don't celebrate Halloween
Wassup chat
almost time for halloween
I dressed up as you
nuh uh
Yuh uh
SALVE

🎃 🎃







