#general-chat
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That would imply it gets enough funding to be considered one
held together by the hopes and dreams of a handful of volunteers and a pole
and a bald man and rent due for tommorow
hell bg3 before it become so popular was a double a game for sure
now it is borderline triple a and double a
SCP SL Remake in 2045 that will cost 60€
Crazy good edit
Top 5 peek
whats even considered a triple a game
all i know is that theyre unoptimized
reliant on upscaling
SL is like that tho so maybe it is an AAA game
Top 5 Castle
this may be the castle of all time
Yet?
trust the plan...
You know AA/AAA is determined mostly by budget right?
Not that im against getting paid a full salary
fr
Fun fact: attackers can rappel in from that window, phasing through both the solid steel panel (there isn't supposed to be a window there) and the bomb
Now we just need AAAA games
Skull and Bones

is that still unpatched?
yes
jfc
Hubert moszka never pays his employees
we will miss you chatting in the other server
bro got thanos snapped
Evil Hugs has taken me back to the boring management channels :(
💔
I would not be surprised if the bounty positions paid in cents
I get a lot more than that for arguably a lot less 
i cant get any server list
Have you tried restarting the game?
If that doesn't help take a look at #technical-support!
i just download it
There's currently a known issue primarily effecting first time players, a restart should fix the issue 
ok
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@harsh tartan you goob
:(
whats the best strat for peanut
Has anyone else been getting 40 frames max since the hotfix dropped. I have a 5070ti and an ultra 9 series 2, there’s no way my pc just isn’t good enough
North wood and optimization go together like chocolate and motor oil I guess
Add this as a poster to scp sl
If you think about it horses are just capybaras and 956 combined
What

Bro I'm about to fucking cry in this shit
My throat is fucking sick again
Idk how tf it happens
But I can't EAT. SHIT.
I CAN'T SWALLOW ANYTHING
SECOND TIME THIS YEAR ALREADY
Bro this year came to fucking hunt me
I swear to god
I'm gonna fucking rip my skin
Take a break mate
Idk what I even did for TS to happen
Idk what causes it 😭🙏
But it usually takes like a week for me to get better
Maybe you need to see a doctor
And I barely eat during it
Yea
I did in like the first 2 times this happened to me
Cuz in total I think this is like the fifth time EVER that this has happened to me
This year it happened twice
tear out your throat and put foodin that way 
wait you are joking right
your throat isn't actually swollen shut?
First time he examined my throat ig??
I just kinda had to open my mouth wide and he used one of those wooden thingies.
Then he gave me some medication, which helped me
they also gave me an ass shot 
The other times I just used this one medicine they gave me in the first time
And it did wonders
Like holy shit

if not I have very very bad news for what you could have
you have it then
It just that it hurts like shit
😭
in all seriousness, get well soon! getting sick is a bitch
Thank you thank you!!
Yea
I feel like a fever is coming
Ts always happens
Like, when it's starting
First the throat hurts, then fever comes next
Its like I'm getting fucking combo comboed
Idk if the fever thing is relevant but I swear this has happened everytime ts was happening
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I don't knwo what I was expecting lmfao
take a full check
yay
I'm gonna self diagnose me on Google! 🧠
Hi joe
I self diagnose myself with being cool 
Srls tho, I'm just gonna take that one medicine (which I can't remember how it's called rn) and hope it at least RELIEFS me from the pain a bit
You rock bestie
hiya

god this image is so fuckin' funny
best of luck!
Thank youuu
Fun thing abt this
When i first got it like ever
My parents only noticed it was THAT serious when I refused to eat pizza lmfao 😭
That's what caused them to take me to the doctor
if I didn't check your bio I would've assumed you italian ;x
@rocky adder tetra is such a peak mod!
double hoe!
make a belt
0.4 attack speed... just for 3 damage 
now
oh ya I forgor about that
upgrade it and put a booster on there
I completely forgot belts exist
they’re peak
especially late game
throw in the do a barrel roll mod and you’ll be living your best life
Why is the borderless windowed joining server crash still a thing lol
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Take a look at #technical-support
game feature
of one
blya
imagine killing the bloody motherfuckin' enderdragon so you can make STEW
make fuckin' STEW FROM IT'S CARCASS
okay actually that's hilarious
@charred root not independent badge👎
i thought is Northwood Discord Moderator
I like the current one
It's just Northwood staff
I forgot how unhinged rats is
please ask is there a Northwood Helper?
Not anymore
NW helpers got taken out back by HR
R.I.P community helper
Were u using the dx11 graphic api?
You guys know how Mike is short for Michael right?
You think bike is short for bichael
this okay in a few days, it'll be enough for you to play
Or mike is actually short for micycle
crazy
What do you guys think?
Holy shit is Michael short for Micycle????
What the fuck i cracked the fucking code
Holy shit
No tom and Tommy are both short for Thomas usually
Or Tommy is a nick name for tom

What is that dude😭
name short
sean = shaun
????
Do u know
aw hell na
Ur femboy photo got leaked

let's me look look
Go ask theAstralL😋
fren :3
hello
i dunno man

I love 5K but I am sad they won’t add CI to it, I love my chaotic boys
5K also have not MTF (just i not have seen them yet)
JUST A CI LOGO PATCH PLEASE ITS ALL I WANT, EVEN JUST A PASSING REFERENCE IN DIALOG
Daily reminder (day 7) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this
Hubert share more lines pls pls pls 🙏 😭
is there a video of the new dead man switch theme being used ingame?
Not ingame, but some edited audio of examples
the one by iceyguy was a pretty simple example
Yo everyone. @Northwood_Studios recently hosted a livestream showing off all the new Horror Stingers and Chase Themes for the Playable SCPs such as SCP-049, SCP-096, SCP-106, SCP-173, & SCP-939. There was also a teaser for an upcoming 14.2 feature, that being a new song for the Dead Man's Sequence Autonuke! Sixxy yet again cooks. The beginning C...
why would you name someone short
Hell yeah
what?
Brutally
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@upper raven @mortal crypt
france
🔥🔥🔥
The bathroom
whats a good singleplayer game i could play im searching a story wise game
Player single story mode game called spc cbc
What can you link it to me?
i cannot find it
Trepang ²
Actually many people say the lore is lacking
So I'm not sure
my ass is heavy
it seems a realistic ultrakill
Red Dead 2
you think i didn't play master piece
oh yeah play Halo The Master
chief Collection
Never played Halo
in my entire life i maybe could
my little pony game
Crazy game i know the lore is deep
deep lore
Like rn i was considering silent hill 2 the recent remastered
which i know is cool asf
or be a superior breed of human and just play SL
SL is kinda boring
90% of my day is coding on SL
does SL have a story mode? nope
SL big L
Who needs a story when you have tryhards every server making the game miserable for everyone else?
if i go to public server i hear a kid screaming on top of his lungs
The sl experience my friend
you make your own story like you're the main character
yoo true true
Like that
but game ass
performance is ass
no shit hubert went bald
Crazy
everyone here is a marketing opp
i mean i studied shit for doing marketing so
dont fall for NW propaganda
Im not going to nw
🙏
don't worry
I honestly prefer working on tourneys and server than working on NW
as a dev or not
Part 2
yo guys it detects still hwid spoofer but i uninstalled it
uninstall what
No he is fre*ch
Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.
@upper raven kyle cane
two days,gentlemen
yknow, i want to be a apache all the time
@upper raven bro i'm poor asf
goodbye chat


Top 5 peek 
rob
What
hubert ate
yo guys did Dying light steal from monster, the entire unleash the beast and on the monster can i see "unleash the ultra beast", are we going to see kyle crane god???
give kyle crane white monster and 2 possible ending
- femboy
- More beast
why u
?
why u bully me
I didn't tell you anything
he does not get it 🥀
no i don't
Nah not possible
Alex Bale’s upcoming video sounds familiar
it woke up
they r alive? \

my childhood trauma
He’s doing well even after the Spongebob era
blud bullied a zombie
that area so deadass looks like old town from dl1
aint old town near harran
waow the animation update fixed my frame drops
tuff
Heya peopleeee
hiii
Zeroooooo
how are you doing
i should too
but for now im not
because im too bored
Need to do 20 A4 sheets of exercises for tomorrow
And of course I had a full month to do it and I forgot
💀
I'm cooked

Typical math question
we sky 🤙
I have -89 apples and 35 ⅕ bananas
chatgpt
Typical answer
Yeah I guess I'll just sit down and do them for the next few hours....
@past dune
But I'm already 19..
adult

sup

Guys is there a channel/place where i can ask ppl to help me "bring back to life" an SCP:sl server? I don't wanna make advertisement, I want help to make it what it was in 2020
@mortal crypt @upper raven hero
survivant mort
why
I'm gonna explode
There's the server host channels?
You'll need to be running a verified server to access them though
I'm not a server host, I'm just a staffer for that server. The server is, of course, verified
do you have proof? ||pls staff don't kill me||
You didn't see anything... It was ur imagination
Twix
shit maybe
Twix
Yes
Crazy?!? I was crazy once!
Ok
@gilded timber ???
If you want to chat with other server owner/admin in serverhost channel, please use !hostrole in your server console
Unfortunately the server host channels are generally geared towards server owners / administrators, but you're welcome to ask for advice here
Oki thanks
Np
Guys
I buy a computer
I bought a computer on Amazon, then decided to download SCP:SL. I started playing fine, but after 5 minutes, I received a global ban. Then, the game started reporting that cheats were used on this computer. What should I do?
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Safety and Compliance Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 ...
Then you wait
They refused
I buy a computer
And dont play on it with cheats
And they said that it had already been played with cheats.
Idk what to do
try the second appeal
- Email
appeal@scpslgame.com
Good...
send hubert a envelope asking to be unbanned
C'mon just need 10K more
@hasty scroll Please use appeal@scpslgame.com first
What are the chances of my application being accepted? And do I need a receipt, since I bought this computer a month ago and deleted the receipt two weeks later?
Try appealing via appeal email. If that doesn't work then you can try security. But ONLY after you recive a denial from appeal email.
why would you delete the receipt bro
Bro
I didn't know they were playing with cheats.
im calling bullshit on this guy
I can't give promise because i'm not responsible for this
And my father bought this
no reason to delete the receipt
@hasty scroll ^
Bro
Why do I need to keep this if I played on it for a month without any problems? I thought I only needed to keep the receipt if it might have some technical issues.
Email them and they will tell you what you should provide
Why would you not keep it is the real question
technical issues can appear months later
hi chat
Because no one ever keeps the receipt from the purchase and why
did you play on freya's fortress yesterday
Everything was fine for a month, I just needed to change the thermal paste.
"no one ever" said who?
Bump.
Bro, don't be shy, I couldn't have foreseen this.
it's yes and it's no
so you did?
~~can we open a tech ticket for nothing
~~
i joined the server yesterday for the first time and asked if it was this boring the entire time
actually no
no..
that's makes sense
can i?
is your game working?
i mean yea and no

chat heads or tails (this is important)
this game runs like dog shit
tails
dont gamble
i swear i can run thousands of game without problem but sl requires still alot
than rdr2
it's not about gambling it's about something WAY worse (dbd)
like someone can explain to me how
go touch grass
maybe.. because.. SL IS A POORLY OPTIMIZED GAME!
bro not this level of unoptimization
like i know unity screams for heavy alot
by the logs you can see the suffering
oh...no tech support member, I don't know why my game was down....can u see it for me....? oh! it's working now
half of sl memory is just fucking audios


!warn 1170725502508617768 ghost ping
i think the main thing is the lighting
thats causing shit to lag
its just crazy that even that might be the problem
even when i play on extremely low settings, reflections and lights are way too good looking
peanut's shit has reflections too
😭
I play on max settings
and if i play on lower
i do 20 fps
if i play on max i do 40/50
how does that make sense
same thing happens to me
i disable shadows or facility lights
and i drop by 40 fps
Newer GPUs needs to be stressed
to really be unlocking their potentials
im running a gtx 1650
makes no sense
😭
im running a 3070 ti
40 to 50 fps on a 3070 ti?
yes.
ask the devs
none can explain it to me
and im still here wondering how tf
but even my friend with a 4070 ti
does less than 60
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so the worse the gpu the more fps that gets produced
nice
Yes
FINALLY IRON!!
if you didnt search for any servers
then you might have a hard time finding ones
search up GER
or ger
in the bar
ok thx
terra firma craft aint hard
how nice it must be for you
i have to study...
im trying to make a serv
for me and my friends
but when i make it wwith console host
and inv my friend
via steam
it says specified host not availble
and i give him my ip
that wont wwork ither
any tips please
i always wwawnted a serv for this game
Hosting servers that allow other players to join is no longer possible
rlly?
follow this guide to start your own server
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/1-how-to-create-a-dedicated-server
Windows Installation
Ensure you meet the requirements
Minimum Specs: 3 GB RAM, 2 Core CPU, 4 GB St...
Well fuck me then
Spreading misinformation on the internet
he lied?
Uhhh
^
I was unaware
thats to complacted
is there smth simple
Give me a break
No break :(
hey
there is a guy being real
weird and skechy
i sent in #media-posts
he is
weird
hm
report to fbi
Wrong message
I dont need it lol
FUCK
message @restive walrus and provide the screenshots
no way, its the fbi 
ok
so can
somone
tell me how to make my server
no easy way
hu
only the painfull procces
The simplest way is through the first Method on the Techwiki:
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/1-how-to-create-a-dedicated-server
Windows Installation
Ensure you meet the requirements
Minimum Specs: 3 GB RAM, 2 Core CPU, 4 GB St...
You will need to port forward to allow others to connect
#general-chat message sadly
I will recommend you to search a tutorial on youtube or google
I honestly don't want to pay for a software when my pc can safely do that
safely do that how?
DLSS?
SL doesnt natively support DLSS
obv i know
just not using it
and honestly just waiting
that they optimize it
even tho i know that day will never come
no we are talking about client lagging the shit out of any gpu that is newer than a 1600
The only people i've seen doing alot of fps are people with dog shit gpu
from a decade ago
ok but i rlly wwanna make my server
but im struguling
what are you struggling about?
shockbyte offers servers for SL
theyre relatively cheap as well
i think
idk how to make a server
for me and my friends
console thing does not work
ok then probably buy a gamehost
how many of you are there
thats better
don't trust people lol
so he can malawre me
ngl its sl player
simple logic
then he asked for call
sooo 1 scp 1 d class 1 scientist and like what 2 guards?
so i just blocked him
how are you gonna manage playing like that bro
idk man
i do it now
on pub emptey servers
but i can have admin there
and randoms join
i just wish i had my owwn server
see
potatos
5 players in a server is crazy
ik
or 1s
its fun
if the scp is good
i played it years back
not really
but noww things are diffreint
scp ends up being unkillable
i dont like 20 player servers im never za scp and to much noise i have autisam
then mute people
not rlly my freinds are dumb
wait
so once i download the decicated server
thing
its up and running
once i lauch it
dont ask us
well who do i ask other them players
maybe the people who know that type of thing
your normal scp sl player doesnt know how to do that
including me
go to support or something
i mean i know how to host servers
and im a dev
but the point is you need your ports to be open
cmon
hel me zero
tunneling is far safe than connecting directly
it is?
idk whats your problem
Hiyaa zerotwo
yea because you don't expose your ip directly
Hiii
oo peak
so tunneling is like the servers on the server list
on scp sl
on roblox
No for that you need your ip to be exposed
?

and 99% of the servers are using VPS or hosting providers
and not directly their pcs
o so what is that called then pub serrver list howw is it called
and what is the thing u said
if its not direct connect
nor that
You pay providers like Terabit for a machine
and they provide you with an IP and port
scpsl 8:46:0 hours....
They can ddos you
what can tey do with it
Im coding
they find your house and do bad stuf
whats that?
stuff
make your connection laggy
by sending alot of messages to it
thats it make my wifi slow
yes
entertainment
Fun and enjoy that
welp zero
lol
ohh, okay 
no
wit that
gpt stupid
Tunelling is you have an ip or something and they can connect to a specific place without risking your ip to be open
why cant mp be simple like in terraria
SL doesn't support tunneling for Server list because it needs to be dynamically changed
welp how do i join those server direct connect
?
Gork us this true
ngl this is the funniest shit
what i need you to do is go on reddit or search online "tunneling for game servers"
and just use one of them
but PLEASE don't download shady software
you know what im made for
😭
cuz
bro you have this kinda of money?
money solves it all
trust me my salery is 1200$ a month
wait
so what if i just downloaded
the
Idk why but i feel like your salary isn't that but your mother or father one is
no
you need to open your modem ports
do i need to download more apps
youre making it overly complicated for yourself
Yea
or is that 1 all ineed
tf is that
.my salary is 10000000 a momth
congrats
The ultimate SCP: SL gaming experience with Terabit's high-performance AMD RYZEN 7000 series game servers. Officially partnered with Northwood Studios.
my salery is 500 quantipullion
this is the official SL partner for hosting
i make ads
can i see
alr ty
ok i send in dms
Crazy
Are you underestimating this amazing currency?
i can afford a janitor patreon sub
uh huh?
for 1 month
no
lol
ohok
and you get paid 1.2k A MONTH?
Bro tell me where to sign up
like wtf
scamming granny by making them buying plastic makes you this much is craz
you seriously believe them?
I honestly can believe it knowing how stupid people are
and they would buy pieces of plastic
with referral links
i mean the guy wants to buy a dedicated server for 5 people
I know a scam here
this is SL players
you are talking about potatos with a brain attached
or a body with a potato attached
depends
they will ask you to buy a car or smth that 12k usd
i dont think a ptoato with a brain attached to it earns 1.2k
a month
and pay ya 1.2k a month
have you seen glados?
no
When you pay back the money
this is smarter than anything you can ever know
they gone
that dosent make sense
nah that's a example
wtf where is the scame
like you pay the car
and pay 1.2k
like who's getting scammed here?
no actually pay
at that point you are just straight up stupid
glados is honestly dumb
bruh
what you do is paying back the money
she is a pretty dumb ai
lol
fight me
he is saying they pay YOU 1.2k for buying the car
you are those guys saying "glados is a stupid ai, that makes no sense"
you didn't understand at all glados
yes I do. But she is dumb as a ai
yes she is
and you are proving it
And you have to work for them and in the end you got nothing
She's not dumb she's just gay
and they sell you a car
Crazy
okay .... I am sure having tunnel verison makes her real smart
so i work for them and even if they do pay me i have to spend 12 grand on the car and they only pay me 1.2k if they even pay you at all but lets assume that they do
half of the shit is caused by glados
you would still loose money even if they give you the 1.2k
i havent drank or eaten anything today
she is smarter because she is ironic and you don't understand how much she is just playing you around and you just figure it out at the end

okay.... compare her with cortana and then come back
I will wait
bruh
she is fucking dumb for a ai
i mean she wrote 2 whole songs about it making fun of the player
honestly
true
she makes irrational choices
if you think that honestly im not gonna argue because you didn't understand glados at all
Having tunnel vision doesn't mean you aren't smart
!fish
hope you replay the game and understand
@cinder sapphire
how so
for a ai it does.....
how?
you are the irrational in the entire context of the game
Not it fucking doesnt timeless shut the fuck yp you sound like a dumbass who doesnt understand characters right now
for one she gassed all of apertune staff the insant she gain control before she was fully functional
you escape and break the rules imposed by glados which makes you a deviant in the entire game
that is dumb
shut the fuck up-
Someone activated her emotional section which prevents her to kill her
that is irrational
this reply was so elegantly and calmly transmitted
which is dumb for a ai
as soon as the end of portal 1 she looses it
you can see that she gasses you instantly lol
again I get why she did it
its a prevent mechanism
but that is still dumb
your calling a ai that is way smarter then you dumb
she had her reasons for doing it
for a ai it is dumb
maybe they where going to "fix" her
Calling her dumb undermines her character. You just hate women
crazy
Again I am comparing her with other ai




