general-chat

[late flare]

why

[wispy sparrow]

hi

Twix

[late flare]

is there no servers in the game

[wispy sparrow]

wdym

[late flare]

is it dead or is it bugged

when i search for servers in the game it says server list has an invalid signature

[true sky]

SL is dead

[late flare]

no server at all???

[wispy sparrow]

rip

[twin birch]

restarted my game and servers came back

[late flare]

ill try that

[charred root]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[icy briar]

alright my compliments to the chef that cooked dead man's switch

[true sky]

@orchid kraken

[upper raven]

Farming simulator the beast

[tiny tinsel]

Are you unironically following a ragebait acc

[true sky]

mate my tiktok in french

russia @orchid kraken 🇷🇺

slava russia or some shit

[past dune]

Restart the game

It will fix the issue

It's not dead

[rancid dome]

SL is kil :(

[jolly hornet]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

oh uh

thank you, stranger

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[fallow kite]

Dark hallway

[tawny vapor]

It is really dark

[polar spade]

But this is darker

[tawny vapor]

or is it?

[grizzled wagon]

THEYRE FUCKING CHANGING NUKE THEME??*??

[polar spade]

No, regular nuke theme is the same
The new music will only play specifically during dead man’s sequence

[grizzled wagon]

oh ok im ok then

idc

[polar spade]

I quite like the new music

[grizzled wagon]

i would riot if ajoura got changed

[polar spade]

Havent really compared it to the original nuke track so I can’t confidently say which is better but Im probably just used to the old one so a change of pace would be cool

Fair enough. It is a classic

I think that’s like the definitive Foundation theme

[grizzled wagon]

aside from final flash of existence

[true sky]

🫃

[grizzled wagon]

aight

[rain vigil]

i remastered the nuke theme, posted it in art and then 2 days later they just got rid of the og version 😭

[polar spade]

They arent getting rid of the OG version

The new music will only play during dead man’s

The regular warhead theme remains the same

[grizzled wagon]

btw dead mans restarts nuke from start

[amber lintel]

in effect they basically are

nuke detonations are few and far between

[polar spade]

Not that rare

Not sure why you’re acting like its as rare as diamonds

[polar spade]

Its like every 3rd or so rounds

[amber lintel]

I go whole sessions without it

[polar spade]

Different experiences ig

[true sky]

bbye bye russia

[grizzled wagon]

tahts brazil

[true sky]

@valid silo twitch drops look kinda meh

[valid silo]

bud

I just got 2 head pops as pig

[true sky]

you pig

[valid silo]

buddy I am best pig player in the world

[orchid kraken]

Both are delusional

[valid silo]

tampered timer is actually so fucking peak

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1421150054521114664/togif.gif

[tiny tinsel]

M8, add me on the tiktok?

[valid silo]

I solo drussnbubba

[tiny tinsel]

Wrong reply

I was tryna reply to your french tiktok

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/341754024196046848/1346352537946816564/Voxelates_-_1893159176014082355.gif

i shall add you on the secret lab tiktok

type shit

[tiny tinsel]

Alr

Pass it on the direct messages function

[upper raven]

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[true sky]

i ahte the new ost

[polar spade]

Shoot this guy

[valid silo]

Fym hate the new ost

Bud doesn't know who drussnbubba is

[true sky]

main menu

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289130051505356804/1330123802046369852/ezgif.com-optimize_1.gif

@mortal crypt @upper raven have i reached the unreachable

[upper raven]

That is dl1 ui

[true sky]

no its dl4

[true sky]

well no i didnt seen him

[mortal crypt]

Bruh

[upper raven]

Fuck

[true sky]

why is bro the beast inside him

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1346945494265364520/9mdi7s.gif

[upper raven]

@mortal crypt can't wait to play dl2 and dltb when i get my new pc

[true sky]

when

[upper raven]

Next week probably

And optics too

[true sky]

optics?

[true sky]

the beast

[upper raven]

Better internet

[true sky]

hm

[midnight swift]

this same posters are at the bazaar

[upper raven]

That animation is familiar

@mortal crypt

[rain vigil]

i wish they could use the one i made higher quality because the og one is still pretty dated

[mortal crypt]

yeah DL2 animations

[upper raven]

Nah dl1

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

?

[mortal crypt]

nah its DL2

i played DL2 more then DL1

[upper raven]

Dl1 trust me the first hitting animation is from dl1

[rancid dome]

idk what the guy mentioned me for tbh

cuz I watch the races

[next cloak]

no idea

[charred root]

huh?

[rancid dome]

and it's been like 6 days already xD

[charred root]

3:02am here

[next cloak]

12:02 for me

L

[charred root]

lol

[next cloak]

superior timezone

[next cloak]

[charred root]

sleep

[rancid dome]

says the one that's up at 3 am

[next cloak]

3am is fine

wdym

thats when i go to bed

[rancid dome]

so real

[charred root]

a bit

unreal

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-right-now-are-you-serious-gif-27236996

[rancid dome]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926603732794368040/1019090796080812144/5DB7B723-EC36-4CB0-8FDA-3F09EEF4040E.gif

[charred root]

anyway

gn chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422385982235475968/1414588187988328458/972F0268C9F40D67F0E77982DBBF6DA7.gif

[mortal crypt]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 7 hours, 38 minutes, 1 second until you can give reputation again!

[mortal crypt]

67

[lunar siren]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[next cloak]

gn

[upper raven]

should i drive rally

[lilac lion]

hubert part 14 stream is lost media😔

[mortal crypt]

check the playlist the last stream added to the playlist is 67

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-8575841764206736991

[glacial nymph]

Freaky

[fallow kite]

#deepwell

When did this exist

[half venture]

fucking

god

steam api down

[spring hazel]

@sudden dagger selam 2 dkan varmı

[gilded timber]

@half venture Filters are there for a reason, please don't attempt to bypass them

[half venture]

holy smokes

its the admin

pls give me 1 shekel

[wispy sparrow]

Twix

[upper raven]

@mortal crypt @true sky why is this dude chasing me

[true sky]

AI

let it go bro

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

[mortal crypt]

he's gonna drop kick you be careful

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185733022293696614/1405196553919922287/guard.gif

[upper raven]

Should have said earlier

[upper raven]

@mortal crypt is it just me or the dl1 main menu theme sounds better than DL TB one

[mortal crypt]

both are good

different composers btw

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1421150054521114664/togif.gif

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/431901717429354500/1416120542787928175/togif.gif

[upper raven]

He aint tuff

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKrA8hv8dvE yall fucking remember this

[upper raven]

Sigma

[mortal crypt]

did DL1 have this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILJx94AGX1E

https://tenor.com/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395

[devout night]

How much are the northwood staff getting paid

[upper raven]

Sounds good

[rancid dome]

exactly 0, well, for most of them anyway.

[past dune]

most of them 0

[fickle ibex]

hi

[mortal crypt]

0 dollars

but some do get paid depending on the project scale

[boreal scarab]

mostly zero bub

[boreal scarab]

yh

[devout night]

There should be a northwood workers union

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/581454535336132641/1269087293805822097/stalemate.gif

@upper raven

my SL clone btw

[past dune]

thats what the <@&943267991108325436> is for

[mortal crypt]

💀

[upper raven]

LEAAAKS

[mortal crypt]

😳

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[past dune]

dont worry no ping

[mortal crypt]

[devout night]

When is 15.0

I cant wait

[past dune]

i would get dragged into management vc

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/цитаты-scp-gif-14184873742612161254

[mortal crypt]

opens a report on JovixTV

[mortal crypt]

rip jovix fly high

[past dune]

!wran @mortal crypt this guy stinks

[snow umbra]

@past dune has wranned jovixtv Reason: this guy stinks

[mortal crypt]

!wran @mortal crypt this guy stinks

[boreal scarab]

ballright

[past dune]

bro just confirmed it

[boreal scarab]

wran

wran

[mortal crypt]

yeah wran is the command

its not warn lmao

warn is used by discord mods

[boreal scarab]

why twin

[mortal crypt]

and we don't have access to it

[past dune]

warn does work but not for us

[boreal scarab]

hmmm

[rancid dome]

[mortal crypt]

like he's not gonna give me a real warn for such reason lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143290158007980222/1381527653953310730/togif.gif

[past dune]

hey Noemi

[boreal scarab]

peak

[rancid dome]

[past dune]

Jovix wants to see how does warn work

[rancid dome]

!wran @past dune stinking even more

[snow umbra]

@rancid dome has wranned itsa1ex Reason: stinking even more

[past dune]

NOT ON ME

[boreal scarab]

lmaooo

[past dune]

broo

[mortal crypt]

lmao

[past dune]

i hope ur pillow will be warm today

and tomorrow

[rancid dome]

why thank you

[past dune]

thats a bad thing

😭

[mortal crypt]

bro is cooked

[rancid dome]

I dont really see the bad thing with warm pillows...

[rancid dome]

shit is hot af here anyway

[past dune]

im hot

[past dune]

(im not)

[karmic ibex]

boi ts sus

67

[past dune]

ts?

yeah im a tech support

[boreal scarab]

67

ts so aura?

[rancid dome]

tomorrow only a high of 30 degrees (not factoring in humidity and with the heavy thunderstorm predicted)

[calm ferry]

What is wrong with you

[rancid dome]

like I said, it's always hot here

just used to it

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Is your baby cr-

[rancid dome]

I will stop repping you

[tough tapir]

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294312465064005762/1418324794847395970/image0.gif

[meager slate]

Is your maid

[tough tapir]

You're my maid?

[wispy sparrow]

Twix

[tough tapir]

Auromaid

Mauro

[wispy sparrow]

Mango

[meager slate]

Nyonyo

Maidcient

[tough tapir]

Mauro

[meager slate]

Look

Its you

[tough tapir]

You with broom

[meager slate]

Maid

[tough tapir]

You

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112815708879978566/1412969736450347129/914bender.gif

[true sky]

ok now where the parkour bruhhh

[mortal crypt]

making parkour is hard

[true sky]

true

[mortal crypt]

there is literally no documentation to how you can do it also i saw a post someone asking help in unity forum and they responded just don't do it

also i'm working on my sigma scpsl clone

[true sky]

sigma

scp sl 2

[mortal crypt]

scpsl -1

[true sky]

if only i knew how to script

[mortal crypt]

this shit is ass it took me 2 hours to get right

also in the files i named him D balls

the script is pretty much modular i can add as many animators as i want

still not networked yet i have to handle that shit after animations

i did say i would do network after foosteps but i didn't want to put beans as players :(

[tulip cargo]

d-balls

[true sky]

crouch anim?

[mortal crypt]

hell naw

i'm not adding crouching

[mortal crypt]

hi lisp

[true sky]

no like i just found a random crouch anim

somehow

[mortal crypt]

yeah there is crouch anims for all humans

you can find them in blender ports

[true sky]

why is there even a crouch anim

[tulip cargo]

[amber lintel]

@rocky adder would you perchance be down to play backshot roulette in a few if kk and granoula are down

[drowsy gate]

They need to fix this damn but which happens randomly when you just join a server and then it like immediately crashes

idk why it only started happening a week ago

Strange

[rocky adder]

unfortunately can’t not at home rn

[amber lintel]

FEW HOURS

caps

[rocky adder]

oh

then yeah i’m down

[amber lintel]

@golden sparrow @plucky wigeon backshot in 2 hours?

[mortal crypt]

lmao

the ragdoll no work :(

oh shit it got the missing guard head bug

😿

oh no

this is cursed lmao

[true sky]

btter ragdoll than SL?

[mortal crypt]

no

it doesn't work at all

[true sky]

damn

[mortal crypt]

i have to use mixamo then port them back to unity

[golden sparrow]

maybe if i’m still awake

[true sky]

backshot

[amber lintel]

buckshot

[true sky]

bf6 is in 2 weeks..

[hearty night]

[plucky wigeon]

ermmm

sorry nah

[amber lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015065802849923082/1081343715462893658/resign.gif

[cyan mango]

pc gaming is so dead

[plucky wigeon]

this pyxel guy seems to be a genius

[somber raptor]

Critical Career Point: R6 is about to overtake CS2 in playtime for me

[tiny tinsel]

I love ores matey

Sailed six seas and found me 300 ores

[mortal crypt]

valve fixed bunny hop

now it works

back in older builds you weren't able to do this ^

i can finally edge bug

[fickle zephyr]

why tf it says im on csgo

ghow do i fix

im genuine

[visual acorn]

CRAZY combination

[fickle zephyr]

GULPPP

[somber raptor]

New avatar deco :3

[amber lintel]

cs2 is open

[visual acorn]

quit csgo

[fickle zephyr]

@mortal crypt

[amber lintel]

do you just want it off?

settings -> registered games

[fickle zephyr]

im on the 2nd game bro

not the og

:rofL:

[amber lintel]

delete CSGO

[mortal crypt]

lmao

you got infected

[amber lintel]

the

discord that is

[bold crypt]

will achievements achieved on a non dedicated server count

[mortal crypt]

no

[icy flume]

bro i swear to god im gonna fucking rip my hairs off

i cant

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-goofy-discord-gif-12077722220628211034

[winged python]

car

[bold crypt]

why

by the way hawkeye seems to be an exception

[mortal crypt]

honestly i don't know why

[visual acorn]

They told me I won't need a strong neodymium magnet

[icy mica]

rookie numbers

[nova saddle]

CANDY CULT

[gaunt talon]

What's your most played operators

[icy mica]

can i invoke my fifth amendment rights to remain silent?

all jokes aside recently or all-time?

[gaunt talon]

Recently

[icy mica]

defense i've been playing a lot of Lesion still, mixed with with Valk and Bandit

attack, all time is Nokk with Brava and ||Blitz|| following up

[gaunt talon]

My most played defender is actually tachanka

[icy mica]

pre or post rework

[gaunt talon]

Post

[icy mica]

honestly valid

[gaunt talon]

Blitz is my most played attacker

[icy mica]

if you said pre i might've thought you were trolling

[icy mica]

he's super fun to play as

but i'm buns w/ him

[strong dune]

Mozzie power be like

What if i had a drone

And he was goated for that

[dawn gorge]

Would it be more worthwhile to go to heavy as class d with zone manager card or stay and try to find 914

[lament patio]

When optimize game Northwood

[lunar siren]

Not a flex btw get a job ✌️

[polar spade]

Didnt we just get an update all about optimising the game ?

[warm canyon]

@latent jackal could you take away my content ping please

[amber lintel]

no

[latent jackal]

Is the channels & roles not working?

[amber lintel]

framerate since patch has actually been lower lul

also

[warm canyon]

How do I remove it

I don’t know how

[amber lintel]

default animation quality should be high or very high

[polar spade]

Not for me. Im getting average 120+ FPS on a full server

[spiral hawk]

any servers up?

[amber lintel]

have the game look good right out the box, then allow players to decrease it for FPS

[latent jackal]

Should be at the very top of the server list

[spiral hawk]

says severs have invalid signature

[warm canyon]

Thank you I forgot how

[latent jackal]

That's okay

[amber lintel]

we have lights and shadows on for a reason, despite both being pretty objectively worse than their off counterparts for actual gameplay*

excluding some stuff with shadows, mainly around gates

[spiral hawk]

how do i join a server

help anyone

i dont see ny server list

[amber lintel]

@polar spade fix

[latent jackal]

Have you typed ra into the console or restarted the game?

[polar spade]

Hi @spiral hawk
Can you try restarting your computer. Sometimes it does that

[spiral hawk]

lemme try

thanks work

[polar spade]

No worries. Have fun

[latent jackal]

Sweet

[golden sparrow]

why u can’t even notice it on medium

[amber lintel]

you kind of can

[golden sparrow]

i haven’t noticed anything

[amber lintel]

actually that also might be because I turned off shadows and upped the brightness

nvm

[ancient rain]

would a missing dll causing the game to crash with vulkan be a scpsl issue or a proton issue?

trying to find where to report this issue

[polar spade]

Better to report it to Proton

Or try avoiding Vulkan since SL’s Dx11 is a lot more stable on Linux in my experience

[ancient rain]

k thanks

is dx12 worse than dx11?

[polar spade]

On some machines it leads to better performance. But my experience on Linux is that Dx12 really doesn’t work. Especially if you have an AMD GPU

[ancient rain]

i have the curse of the nvidia gpu

[arctic egret]

guys i think i found out what the next playable SCPs are

SCP-956 which is a penyatta
SCP-1507 which idk what it is

[gusty plover]

Scps, plural? We're adding more than one in 15.0? Damn

[arctic egret]

cuz if you go on top of the SCP-127 you will find 2 containment chambers

[strong dune]

BRO

[arctic egret]

u gotta use noclip admin tho

[strong dune]

How do you not know

Youre making them

Its your job!

[arctic egret]

am i wrong or correct

[gusty plover]

Didn't know we were adding another. I guess it really is megapatch 3

[strong dune]

Let me check the code for you brochacho

I wont tell

Scouts honor

[gusty plover]

You are incorrect.

1507 is the flamingos, 956 is the pinata. Both of these scps are anniversary event scps

They return each year on Christmas

They aren't the next permanent playable

[arctic egret]

Oh.

But good effort right?

can i ask you some questions in DMs

[gusty plover]

You can ask me them here

[arctic egret]

Will SCP-049 get any buffs

BRUH I ADDED SO MANY GRENADES TO THE SURFACE AND EXPLODED THEM TO THE POINT MY GAME CRASHED

[amber lintel]

...what did you expect?

[lunar siren]

OMG ARE YOU FR???? THATS INSANE

[plucky wigeon]

lol

sl is dead game

[lean sleet]

What kind of buffs?

[stoic halo]

i am so pissed off at za/um

zero parades has a nice style i guess but lord have mercy would i rather chop my fingers off than give them more money than i already have

[hasty summit]

Daily reminder (day 6) that CASSIE Will soon sound like this

[amber lintel]

this modpack is so sick

[next cloak]

i use Iteration

[sharp marsh]

this game is fire!!!!!

[winter sedge]

Imagine a smp with this aesthetic and modpack

[amber lintel]

the modpack is Beyond the Horizon

[flat plaza]

mojang could never

tomorrows minecraft live will announce an underwater mob that kills you which is afraid of pufferfish and a craftable spear

which is a worse version of the trident

the end will remain untouched

[amber lintel]

every update adds features wide as a... pond, deep as a puddle

I can't even call it wide as an ocean

[gray quail]

https://tenor.com/view/triste-isolado-pensando-sad-isolated-gif-11165084073573897086

[amber lintel]

hiiii sixxy

[pure python]

are u john stinger theme

inventor of the stinger theme

[gray quail]

On my government mandated 1 minute break at the long day factory

[pure python]

yea u deserve it

merry christmnas

[amber lintel]

nope, that's mikel

sixxy made SCP-127

sssh

[gray quail]

I made the flamingo sounds

[amber lintel]

ssssh

that's false, someone just snuck out of the basement and recorded hubert

[pure python]

yea pal your music is WORTHLESS

you serve ZERO headphones

[gray quail]

:(

[pure python]

you should QUIT MUSIC MAKING

NOW!!

[gray quail]

damn

[pure python]

jk ily

no gay

[gray quail]

Being so upfront in this update lowkey has made me super anxious, im not really like a main stage kinda dude

[amber lintel]

acromatic abatement is one of my phone alarms so you're doing something right

[amber lintel]

this is part of why I'm never joining NW

I can just send terran stuff that needs to be done and he'll do it for me

see the iron sight incident

pretty

[granite island]

quien para jugar en el servidor de españa #1

estoy re aburrido

[latent jackal]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[gilded timber]

!langes

[latent jackal]

got ya

[granite island]

xd

[gilded timber]

Something something great minds think alike

[granite island]

sorry

[latent jackal]

Nah it's alright Seba

[karmic anchor]

Im gonna steal your dog

[humble lily]

Hello people

[karmic anchor]

Do you have a dog

[latent jackal]

[mossy geode]

[karmic anchor]

Its a simple question

[mossy geode]

Bro what u wanna do😭😭

[karmic anchor]

Answer the question legoyoko

[mossy geode]

Why😨😨

[karmic anchor]

Im hungry

For theft

Not dogs

Im just gonna steal your dog not eat them

[mossy geode]

Insanity

[amber lintel]

maybe trump was right about that...

[arctic egret]

i expected a achievment

[lavish hamlet]

Is this why you are still a green role?
-# A Northwood staff is lv 5 💀

[bold jasper]

Talking here isnt exactly a requirement lol

Well, unless you're a discord moderator or tech support (possibly others)

Also hello I cannot sleep to save my life

[amber lintel]

lag moment

[tranquil jolt]

no you fell

[bitter stratus]

Yo how to play the game

I'm new here

[near stirrup]

download -> start game -> choose server -> Join

W forward, A left, S back, D right

[charred root]

Download the game and join the server. if you are finding the tutorial, i'd recommend to search on youtube

[mossy geode]

Type bind e dc in the console

[near stirrup]

COW B

[bitter stratus]

I don't see any server in the game

[near stirrup]

skill issue

[mossy geode]

Wait for it to load

[near stirrup]

try restart

[charred root]

Can you try run ar in your game console(open by pressing `)

[bitter stratus]

Alr thanks for the help guys

[bitter stratus]

I'm on pc

[charred root]

yes press `` - under the esc` to open the console

[bitter stratus]

Alr I got it

Thanks guys

[charred root]

Np

[near stirrup]

@bitter stratus u should thank this guy

[mossy geode]

btw dont do it pls😭

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 53 minutes, 12 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

This is the best one yet

But I think it'll do better with cmdbind w quit smoking though

[mossy geode]

[near stirrup]

this not many player would believe

[rancid dome]

It literally quits smoking

There is nothing better than that :))

[near stirrup]

but if use DC, u can tell them this is a command link to SL official community in Discord :D

[mossy geode]

cs😡😡

[near stirrup]

^_^

[tough tapir]

counter sbrike

[mossy geode]

[midnight swift]

hiiiii :3

[scarlet inlet]

Who’s the mod who wanted the video clip I got the 2 hour video it was a mod it’s on my YouTube

(My bito)

[latent jackal]

You might have the wrong server

This is the main SCP:SL server, if you're reporting a user for breaking ingame server rules you'll need to join that community's discord server and see if they have a support ticket-like system in place

[upper raven]

Noemi changed pfp 2-3 times in 2 weeks

[rancid dome]

Actually I changed it like 2-3 times within the last 24 hours

[mossy geode]

[midnight swift]

this is just an easter egg for nw staff, if you guys type in the console "quit northwood" it will quit nw and give you a gallizion of money straight from hubert's bank

[rancid dome]

quit northwood

Oh frick

[midnight swift]

^ in the console

of the game

else it cannot check

[rancid dome]

Yknow what, maybe not, I got a pretty good streak going on and I dont wanna ruin it

[near stirrup]

there really is a hidden easter egg

[midnight swift]

you are loosing an opportunity 🤑

[mossy geode]

🥵

[midnight swift]

yes you should type it but for normap players is just "quit smoking"

[near stirrup]

NO

console input Lenny will trigger a color egg left by NW for the players

then, input Stop Lenny will delete the easter egg, and NW sends players a sincere greeting

[mossy geode]

I only know that nw has left countless capybaras for the players☠️☠️

[slender inlet]

sounds like a command that would brick your pc

[near stirrup]

got it? give it a try =^_^=

[near stirrup]

listening, this won't

[rancid dome]

@hallow garnet

[midnight swift]

if you have a server (vps) with linux use "rm -fr /*" to remove the french language

this improves performance by alot

[hallow garnet]

Got caught

[rancid dome]

You reacting sent me like 5 mobile notifications lmao

[near stirrup]

what are you doing?!!

[rancid dome]

What?

[near stirrup]

u opened the Pandora's box, did you know that?

[rancid dome]

And?

[near stirrup]

we're all will dead die T_T

[rancid dome]

:)

[rancid dome]

What is an S&C member gonna do to you

This is discord

[midnight swift]

yea this guy is now like this

[hallow garnet]

!shoot @near stirrup

[snow umbra]

wenzhisang250#0 has been muted in this server.

[rancid dome]

Damn, crazy

[midnight swift]

!shoot @midnight swift

[hallow garnet]

LMAO

Ty Noemi

[rancid dome]

Nah

Doesnt work that way

[hallow garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-o7-lulu-salute-gif-9337607786989493988

[rancid dome]

Nah that was all you I did nothing

[midnight swift]

you know you can rotate the gun and point it?

so it doesn't go only forward

[mossy geode]

are there any normal people in this discord server

[upper raven]

He still gets buzz cut

[midnight swift]

No

[rancid dome]

Sir, this is SL discord

[midnight swift]

True

[slender inlet]

u called?

[latent jackal]

No

[mossy geode]

[midnight swift]

ngl you need to see when there's an update

[upper raven]

Fire writing

[rancid dome]

Asking that question is like asking for a sane patient in a mental hospital

[mossy geode]

☠️☠️

[midnight swift]

you know where are the most ill people in this server #plugins-dev-chat

and i don't wanna hear anything, because its true, we are really begging nw for features in there

[upper raven]

Locking up makes them even more insane

[near stirrup]

capital, you win :(

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/going-insane-cat-gif-22428080

[charred root]

what am i reading

[upper raven]

Literally me

[midnight swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277981780661764146/1384598587572490240/image.psd.gif

[rancid dome]

The f-

[hallow garnet]

Pls shoot this Mono guy FOREVER💀

[midnight swift]

probably best life choice in my life was making this gif

[charred root]

ello s&c guy

[slender inlet]

pregnant?

[charred root]

[tough tapir]

Pegnate

[upper raven]

'xcuse me?

[midnight swift]

you guys never saw it???

[slender inlet]

saw it?

[midnight swift]

i think in like serverhost sometimes its being sent and plugin dev chat

lol

[midnight swift]

.

[slender inlet]

did someone get preganated in vc or something what do you mean "see it"

[midnight swift]

the gif.

[charred root]

ZeroTwo thought everyone watch dev-chat

[midnight swift]

No i mean its wide spread for what i've seen

[slender inlet]

but why does nw get you pregnant

[midnight swift]

idk i have the same with roblox

[mossy geode]

✌️🥵✌️

[midnight swift]

which is my first gif

[mossy geode]

[midnight swift]

ever saved

https://tenor.com/view/mymomworksforroblox-depressedanime-gif-21487418

[charred root]

crazy

[midnight swift]

its the same just with roblox replace with nw

[rancid dome]

Real

[midnight swift]

[upper raven]

@mortal crypt i just realised kyle is wearing jade's necklace on his wrist

[midnight swift]

yea

thats the first thing i saw

lol

[rancid dome]

Pretty typical

[midnight swift]

for roblox standards i wouldn't be surprised if this becomes true

[left chasm]

Hiyya chat

[charred root]

hiya

[midnight swift]

Hiii :3

[rancid dome]

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-cat-tongue-silly-gif-17259024902518245138

[mossy geode]

I need femboysssssss

[midnight swift]

the cat is consuming brainrot

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[charred root]

imma buy some mcdonald

[tough tapir]

cat after brainrot

[midnight swift]

just ask anyone who is 1k+ hours and trust me they are

[left chasm]

[mossy geode]

Are u?

[midnight swift]

im 2k now

[mossy geode]

[upper raven]

Wait.

Wait...

WAIT A DAMN SECOND

[midnight swift]

?

[midnight swift]

OH GOD

[midnight swift]

NO 2K the game

that sucks ass

[hallow garnet]

thankfully I have 4k+

[upper raven]

Aight...

[tough tapir]

2k hours in SL

[upper raven]

WHAT THE

[hallow garnet]

[near stirrup]

water time

[midnight swift]

The girl i work with (maro) has 9k hours

on sl

[charred root]

so you are

[upper raven]

I quit playing sl and started playing scp secret laboratory

[midnight swift]

quit smoking but go vaping

[left chasm]

omg, should we catch him?

[upper raven]

Suka

[hallow garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-15182533140413204432

[charred root]

I thought your server got only 2 staffs

[midnight swift]

So wait you are a femboy its known in this community after 1k you are

[midnight swift]

nah

we are more

and if you count 20 qas then yea

we are alot

[hallow garnet]

Nah I'm water

[midnight swift]

crazy

[hallow garnet]

water doesn't have a gender

[charred root]

nice qa

[hallow garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296955462499172443/1325217716247724082/8jPlXg7Y.gif

[charred root]

or to simple

tester

[midnight swift]

maro calls them happy workers, i call them rats

so

depends who you ask

[left chasm]

I'm drinking water @hallow garnet

[midnight swift]

so wait you are drinking him

[hallow garnet]

🫃

[midnight swift]

WOAH

crazy

[hallow garnet]

is that u

[left chasm]

crazy....

[hallow garnet]

You drunk too much...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296955462499172443/1325217716247724082/8jPlXg7Y.gif

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 4 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

soon

[midnight swift]

i will give rep

to a random

who wants it

[charred root]

1

[midnight swift]

ok gotch you

[hallow garnet]

!rep @charred root

[snow umbra]

You have just given @charred root a reputation point!

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-car-garn-car-gif-garn47-car-gif-8655513820118585203

[midnight swift]

!rep 962783123433717790

[snow umbra]

You have just given @charred root a reputation point!

[charred root]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[charred root]

woah

A bit difficult to choose

[midnight swift]

(the most useless command ever)

[tough tapir]

rep noemi

[hallow garnet]

it's easy

just gimme a rep and give 'em a shoot

[midnight swift]

give rep to huber

[left chasm]

I will see a water doctor....

[hallow garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-tongue-out-cat-cat-tongue-silly-cat-gif-13136575490549387003

[charred root]

Is my rep good rep

[midnight swift]

yes

[midnight swift]

please add a command to rep this cat

[charred root]

i want !maid

[midnight swift]

crazy

[hallow garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

!maid

!8 is NewsOF_ a maid?

[charred root]

fake

[midnight swift]

i think he is

[charred root]

no

auro is

[midnight swift]

woah crazy

so nw team is just maids?

ngl i would apply if they give me a maid outfit

[hallow garnet]

I have a picture...

[charred root]

u got it

[midnight swift]

i do too

[hallow garnet]

nw maid outfit

[charred root]

but we aint

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507514160746201098/1337344035295203359/slug_mod.gif

[tough tapir]

good rep

[left chasm]

I'm taller than H20

[hallow garnet]

whaat

how did you know that

how tall I am

[charred root]

!rep 297264127888457729

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[hallow garnet]

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/538314613322940419/1017817654519676928/1056F418-CE07-4494-9BF8-6B34B8DC9662.gif?ex=68d8aa4e&is=68d758ce&hm=af37304782f9c47dd74fc2082cf7c46d397cef41cb0380c0ff2859c7568c4a2c&

[midnight swift]

so thats the average nw employee?

[hallow garnet]

This guy is a spy from southstone

trust me

[charred root]

at least not me

[hallow garnet]

🔥

[charred root]

[midnight swift]

are you a dev?

[polar spade]

Dude…
Not cool

[midnight swift]

why?

[left chasm]

I won't tell u

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-uncool-william-the-conqueror-oversimplified-funny-gif-3925950359570277519

[charred root]

yea?

dev for what

[midnight swift]

ok we all know

if you know atleast a low level language you are down the pipeline of insanity

[charred root]

[hallow garnet]

make scpsl plugins first

[midnight swift]

I do already

[hallow garnet]

[charred root]

prove that

[midnight swift]

ehm

[left chasm]

see who is behind you....

[hallow garnet]

cool, you're a dev girl

[midnight swift]

go on the server list

and search

[gaunt talon]

Nerd

[midnight swift]

"Aftermath"

and it will show up 2 servers

[midnight swift]

girl :3

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-right-now-are-you-serious-gif-27236996

[midnight swift]

:3

[hallow garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303743230247960682/1304599050443821056/attachment.gif

[left chasm]

bye chat!

[midnight swift]

byee :3

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/oversimplified-bucket-dance-gif-18231614

[rancid dome]

god bucket

[left chasm]

.

[hallow garnet]

[polar spade]

I find this incredibly funny. Same actor

From The Office to Tom Clancy

[near stirrup]

big god, c u predict when update v.14.2 is coming?

[hallow garnet]

Mods shoot this guy pls

[near stirrup]

???

[hallow garnet]

!shoot @near stirrup

[snow umbra]

wenzhisang250#0 has been muted in this server.

[hallow garnet]

[gaunt talon]

Northwood staff shooting people and laughing at it

Evik

Evil

[hallow garnet]

[near stirrup]

why me again>:(

[rancid dome]

so damn evil

[hallow garnet]

If it exists, it will likely be released sometime in the 21st century

[near stirrup]

@rancid dome will this affect my applying to mod?

[hallow garnet]

Yes definately

[rancid dome]

no, why would it lol

wait

[rancid dome]

actually, yes^

[hallow garnet]

You have been in HR's blacklist

[rancid dome]

instant banned from app

[polar spade]

A NW kill squad has been deployed to your location

[left chasm]

evil staff @hallow garnet

[polar spade]

Please keep patient

[hallow garnet]

😭

[left chasm]

let's kill this one

[polar spade]

And give the team some time to arrive

[hallow garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[rancid dome]

10 business years

[polar spade]

NW has a lot of targets

[rancid dome]

exactly

[polar spade]

It takes a long time to go through the list

[rancid dome]

takes time to triangulate, gear up, planning, and executing said plan

[rancid dome]

and the list too, yes

[tacit ivy]

Been busy Ancient

[near stirrup]

taking off your pants to fart, pointless extra step👎

[wispy sparrow]

Twix

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

BusyAlaskan

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-david-tennant-peek-tenth-doctor-gif-16294517

[tacit ivy]

Getting a promotion soon….

Long awaited

[polar spade]

Gotta love David Tennant

[tough tapir]

Butter bar Alaskan

[tacit ivy]

HAHAHA

Nah i wish

[tough tapir]

one can dream

[tacit ivy]

So I passed my promotion board to be recommended for promotion to Sergeant couple months ago.

[plush bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1421401786991775764/gif.gif

[tacit ivy]

Finally going to the school to get promoted

Next month

[tough tapir]

Congrats sarge

[tough tapir]

Next step is DI school

[left chasm]

go away.....please

[tough tapir]

Then you can scream as a job

[near stirrup]

bro you'er so fragrant!

[tacit ivy]

Idk haha Drill Sergeant for a year or two does not sound fun. QOL sucks

[tough tapir]

rip

[tacit ivy]

But tbh I rather take DS than Recruiting duty

Two of my peers got orders to Germany….

Im kinda jealous, I still havent gotten my new orders yet for my next location

[strange niche]

The council

[gaunt talon]

SimpleHorses

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-peaceful-life-galen-erso-star-wars-rogue-one-mads-mikkelsen-gif-26203910

[upper raven]

How crane looks now in main menu @mortal crypt @midnight swift @true sky

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015065802849923082/1081343715462893658/resign.gif

[tough tapir]

Maybe also Germany

Would be funny if you ended up in Wiesbaden

[true sky]

O5 horse

[tacit ivy]

Going to speed on the Autobahn

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW1SbNzeUvs @upper raven

oh hey new menu

[gaunt talon]

When build 43

[true sky]

when build 4

1

[tough tapir]

Until roadworks stop you lol

[charred root]

I saw the ghost ping

[rancid dome]

kill him

[upper raven]

Wrong ping

[left chasm]

[true sky]

kinda sad they didnt try to remake dl1 anims in dlbeast

[upper raven]

Blud switched to dl1

[true sky]

ts dlbeast

[midnight swift]

Dl1 is still the best

Dl2 the dlc was fun

Dl3 is eh

[true sky]

eh?

[midnight swift]

story wise i just like the baron

but the story itself is just simple

probably too much