general-chat

[cinder hound]

one day ill catch one

[midnight swift]

and 90% of the cheaters on SL are edge kids who are just skidders

they cannot even code

[cinder hound]

im surprised no one stomped than indian dudes head in with the word.exe, forsaken the rat

i wouldnt kicked his ass while everyone cheered

woulda*

[midnight swift]

THats elite knowledge

[cinder hound]

i legit hate hackers

ive dehumanised them

i will prey

[midnight swift]

Ok thats a bit too much

[cinder hound]

xD

not in my books

im a gamer

gaming is life

[midnight swift]

i see there are 2 types of hackers

[cinder hound]

fuck cheaters

[midnight swift]

1. that really improve the games

2. ones that make the game worst

[feral trail]

LMAO forsaken was such a meme, the guy was going into a pro match, using Aimjunkies, a like 10 dollar a month cheat

[midnight swift]

modding is a double edge sword

as much as its enjoyable it brings cheaters

[cinder hound]

such a piece of shit lol

the audacity of that man to cheat in a pro lan tourn

it just should not have been let go with out consquence

now u got twitch streamers dime a dozen cheating their guts out for intranets monies

[midnight swift]

honestly i don't have problems until you cheat in competitive games

[cinder hound]

i only play competitive games

cheating in mmos is accetable to me

[midnight swift]

lol

[midnight swift]

i play 90% offline games

[cinder hound]

it doesnt take a retard to pick 10,000,000,,0000,,000 flowers to prove hes lvl 99 in flower picking

[midnight swift]

10% is just sl

[nocturne swift]

ee

[cinder hound]

i wish i could play offline games but i get so bored

[nocturne swift]

@barren void gone

[midnight swift]

I love STORY games

[cinder hound]

the only offline shit i play is oldschool games cause they arent shit

[nocturne swift]

🙂

[midnight swift]

some games newer aren't

btw i just now saw that you have the heavy as pfp

lol

[cinder hound]

nah its not the heavy from tf2

[midnight swift]

its not?

[feral trail]

Honestly, in that very specific circumstance, shouldve been illegal.
They were playing for money, they deceived both contestants and officials, that's fraud.

[cinder hound]

nah its from an old ass game not too old but old enough

i quit playing tf2 in 2009 or something

when they added that achievement item mmo/rpg crap

[cinder hound]

personally, street justice woulda been fine, but yeah imprisonment would have been much better

if i ever see him kicking around australia ima kick his ass for him

[valid elbow]

Tf2 has not rlly
Gotten better since then anyway

[cinder hound]

one of my best mates from india said hes an embarrasment to the country

yeah once they said hey you know that game you really love and that gamemode payload you enjoy so much? well how about we make u go into specific servers to grind achievements to unlock items, and add an item grind so if u dont have it, ur a fuck wit noob and its ur fault for not grinding for it

[valid elbow]

Yeah new players r gonna have such a fun time grinding for either mediocre weapons or just total horseshit :D

While they get destroyed by the guy who pumps his whole paycheck to colorful hats

[cinder hound]

once they did that i said peace and played better shit

rip tf2 2009

[valid elbow]

Tf2c is pretty fun

[cinder hound]

they gave me random ass cosmetics for not cheating for the achievements but w.e

[valid elbow]

Only has stock weapons and such

[cinder hound]

yeah nah they ruined that ip for me

ill leave it for people with that certain type of autism to grind for that shiz

ill play scp sl's type of autism game hook

till they ruin it like tf2 did

and rust

and cs2

[valid elbow]

Fair enough :p

They haven’t gotten the goat half life 1 death match tho

[cinder hound]

or hl2 dm

[valid elbow]

Met a 60 year old in that game that destroyed my ass and would constantly shit talk

[cinder hound]

valve are too old and out of touch now

[valid elbow]

Absolutely peak gaming experience

[valid elbow]

I’ve made this point where they’re not particularly a game company anymore cuz that’s not where the money is

[cinder hound]

yeah they're retired at this point

all he has to do is buy a house which he already has and just live life eating and adventuring

his life is gg ez

[valid elbow]

Idgaf if they’re making deadlock. Their sales and focus is steam and steam decks

And various other technologies

[cinder hound]

deadlock looks liek shiz anyway

its one for the kids

[valid elbow]

It’s alright but I don’t care for mobas

[cinder hound]

im waiting for deaduction, its my only light at the end of this shitty tunnel

[valid elbow]

Btw HL1 > hl2

#justsaying

[midnight swift]

im back

[midnight swift]

Hl1 deathmatch is insanly fun

[valid elbow]

Very much is

Most fun I’ve had in a videogame other than UT2009……I WISH that game wasn’t dead

Or not 2009 what an I say I

2004

[cinder hound]

hl1 was pretty sick blue shift was my fav

[valid elbow]

I’m quite a fan of just the base game..I’ve essentially memorized it I’ve played it a lot

[cinder hound]

ut was killa

people still play ut bro

its far from dead

[valid elbow]

Do they?

Ut2004?

[cinder hound]

yeah bro on game ranger

any game u name

[valid elbow]

Shit.

[cinder hound]

i know servers for

i still play perfect dark n64 online

[valid elbow]

Slide that over I was JUST talking about that with a friend yesterday

[cinder hound]

yeah basically what u wanna do is find a repack for ut and get game ranger

it'll hook you into servers for all the old school shit

[valid elbow]

Thanks man that’s awesome

[upper raven]

Who wears programmer socks

[valid elbow]

I wasn’t fortunate enough to be born to play that game when it came out so xd

[midnight swift]

I mean im a dev and i probably wear them

[valid elbow]

LOL

[midnight swift]

but who knows

[cinder hound]

where did that all go xD

[midnight swift]

bro sent the repacks

lol

[midnight swift]

Nuked by the automod

[cinder hound]

yeah if u want the repacks ill send to u by dm

[midnight swift]

bro i don't think its a good idea

[cinder hound]

game ranger just search game ranger reddit for info and shiz

[midnight swift]

its a federal crime to do that

[cinder hound]

nah its abandonware

[valid elbow]

Ya dm bro

[cinder hound]

i only download abandonware shit

[midnight swift]

i mean still if the company wants to enforce

[cinder hound]

company is dead

[midnight swift]

oh then yea

most likely none will ever

[cinder hound]

theres a big graveyard for games now bro

ud be surprised

[midnight swift]

im not really

[cinder hound]

like thats to that guy i can play redneck rampage in 1440p

never in my life would i think that remotely possible

[valid elbow]

Game companies r lame and shut things down with no official way to get them again

So things just get lost

[cinder hound]

well the problem with gog is that yes they still sell older titles, but they in no way try to do anything with them

so ill buy them if they sell them on gog, abandonware usually tells you, and if they've done nothing like add bug fixes and hd textures 1440p support and all that etc, ill get a repack

did the same thing for soldier of fortune 1

[valid elbow]

I never really looked into it actually, I just had the mindset that ppl forgot and left games like that in the past :p

[cinder hound]

lol yeah nah its kinda like movies, theyre better than todays dog shit

[valid elbow]

Ain’t that the truth

[amber lintel]

hl1 DM is peak

crossfire with like 20 players

I suck but it's so fun

fast paced as all hell

[valid elbow]

More games should be like this

[tender turret]

ok

[valid elbow]

Thanks mastrooper

[amber summit]

i think northwood must add defibulator

1 charge

gulp

can i go with day 1 asking for defibulator

chat

[languid radish]

Defib is an incredibaly stupid idea

[amber summit]

reason?

[languid radish]

It needs no explaination

If someone dies from pocket corroding or 50 bullet holes in the head i would say its pretty fuckin difficult to bring them back to life with some electricity to the heart wouldnt you agree?

[amber summit]

thats critical damage

like heart attack?

fall damage?

bullet holes to the leg?

[small moth]

reason more like raisen

[languid radish]

The game makes no diffrence how you died you still end up as a spectator how could they possibly code tracking where you get shot or if you break your leg?

[small moth]

7 eleven

would u rather eat a frog or a dog

hard pick right?

ye

[amber lintel]

In a post-respawn overhaul world, I don't really see this having much use. Even if it did, it'd be pretty bullshit as well because you could just resurrect someone at no consequence.

[small moth]

gazz ig you gas a lot huh

[tranquil jolt]

j

[upper raven]

Gooner pfp forever huh

[tranquil jolt]

did you grow up with no attention

mb unc

[icy flume]

Bro I'm

I'm fucking devasted 😭

I bought a sickass Capyabra t-shirt, and when we went to check-out the dude forgot about the Capybara T-shirt

This was the shirt btw

It's a terrible day

[upper raven]

Who did u called unc

[prime marsh]

guys any ETA on animation update?

[visual acorn]

Looks like AliExpress shirts

[gilded shadow]

Boo

[visual acorn]

With all designs possible

[tough tapir]

@tame hollow

[upper raven]

Indeed a forg

[icy flume]

I love it

[icy flume]

I can't believe that humble piece of human life forgot about it

[visual acorn]

FREE THEME

[visual acorn]

gmod rp

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-edit-killer-sigma-crash-out-gif-1392188432507558758

[upper raven]

Guys where is gupierre

[tough tapir]

cargo box

[upper raven]

@true sky

Talk u mf

[full mountain]

Can I recommend you some l4d2 addon?

[upper raven]

@rancid dome what's Verstappen's time on red bull ring

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[tame hollow]

Foorg

[visual acorn]

this theme is actually fire

wth

[full mountain]

Have you heard of ion's vocalizer and left 4 bots 2?

[rancid dome]

Not that great.

[upper raven]

1.07?

[rancid dome]

You should be looking for McLaren's

[gaunt talon]

Heard of left 4 bots 2

But not the vocalizer

[upper raven]

I got 1.09 on red bull ring with rb19

[rancid dome]

Red Bull ring pole time is 1:03.971

[upper raven]

?

[rancid dome]

fastest qualifying time this year

[upper raven]

Which car

[rancid dome]

mcl39

by mclaren

If you're looking to beat it with a mclaren car, dont take the result too seriously. The mod has super busted downforce

[rancid dome]

Yo that looks sick man, what theme is that?

[visual acorn]

system24

[rancid dome]

👀

[visual acorn]

its also interactive as heck

[rancid dome]

ty man I will use that for sure

but first, I will cry in Tarkov first

🔥

[upper raven]

I am near Verstappen's time lap

1.08.300

[rancid dome]

not really, you're like 4 seconds off-pace

[upper raven]

Google says its 1.07

[rancid dome]

you trust google when there's the F1 site?

[upper raven]

There's an site?

[rancid dome]

yeah there's an official F1 page

[amber summit]

theres no consequence if you revive someone

if you die in real life and a doctor use the machine you will have something negative?

the stuff you are saying dosent make any sanse

[cinder sapphire]

not halo theme .... dont like it

[visual acorn]

wdym halo

[cinder sapphire]

smh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSDeT6dPSU

how dare you

[visual acorn]

oh

i like it

why is this so real

😭

[sleek estuary]

everytime I hear old halo music it makes me tear up, I miss these days man

going to my cousins house to play halo on their original xbox 😭

[cinder sapphire]

ikr

[upper raven]

Halo...

[sleek estuary]

343 ruined it

[cinder sapphire]

yes they did

[sleek estuary]

like this has to be the worst timeline ever

then bungie makes d1 amazing, then ruins d2

like what bro

[cinder sapphire]

I doubt we will ever get the golden age back

[sleek estuary]

yeah

[cinder sapphire]

I mean most triple a games are bad

lets be honest

nowadays

[unreal shadow]

Ea is bouncing back with bf6

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[unreal shadow]

first decent game they made in a decade

[cinder sapphire]

ea already ruined it by making you change your bios

for a game

[unreal shadow]

I haven’t heard about that

[cinder sapphire]

secure boot

[unreal shadow]

Maybe that was just for the beta test

[cinder sapphire]

you can mess up your computer by doing that

[sleek estuary]

i mean true but like

a lot of ppl should have that enabled ?

[cinder sapphire]

I dont think most people should mess with it personally if they cannot fix it

themselves

[sleek estuary]

it should not break your system at all

[cinder sapphire]

also it depends on your os

os

[unreal shadow]

If you don’t know what your doing you shouldn’t be messing with your bios settings at all

[cinder sapphire]

ya

that is my point

and I dont think most people would know what they are doing if ea recommends it

[cinder sapphire]

it can prevent your boot loader from working is my point if it is not signed or what not

[sleek estuary]

hmm

[upper raven]

Guy's

What was the game called about uhh

Horses

[sleek estuary]

Umamusume?

[upper raven]

Ah yes

That

Thanks

[cinder sapphire]

@upper raven smh

[sleek estuary]

[upper raven]

HOLD YOUR HORSES

[alpine stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-5-5-elon-musk-gif-4518698821563275057

[upper raven]

Is that mark

[valid silo]

this is what I dream off when I play lash

[gilded timber]

Isn't that the guy who runs the children charity

[valid elbow]

Don’t go on twitter bro 💔

[upper raven]

I wanna jump off a bridge fucking 5:30 Alarm for school

RAGH

Ong who was the idea to make school start in 7:00

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

guh

[amber lintel]

Can we talk about how dumb it is that google docs doesn't allow you to name two document tabs the same thing

[alpine stag]

bear 5

[upper raven]

What

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

Wahoo

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1757578762:f>).

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[serene coyote]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[nocturne swift]

oh well

[serene coyote]

!rep @acoustic moat

[snow umbra]

You have just given @acoustic moat a reputation point!

[upper raven]

Im more sad that Haru Urara passed away.

[charred root]

sad

[upper raven]

Oh hell nah bro

[orchid kraken]

Here's what you'd look like if you were black or chinese

[lavish hamlet]

:0

[upper raven]

No

[cinder sapphire]

@upper raven .......

smh

[solar glacier]

The horses will not be held at bay

https://tenor.com/view/horse-fast-sped-up-gif-14118322218505913859

[raw cipher]

Wowzers

[tawny vapor]

Shaun

[icy flume]

is that deadlock

how tf i play deadlock

[gaunt talon]

Someone has to invite you

Not sure if it's still like that

[calm crown]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[icy flume]

invite me noob

[gaunt talon]

Add me

[icy flume]

wait actually? 😭

[somber raptor]

lol

best idea ever

[mortal crypt]

what is this?

[charred root]

Pretty Derby

[icy flume]

pretty derby

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[fallow kite]

[icy flume]

dang...

[green dock]

[icy flume]

oh my

[gaunt talon]

I'll have to download the game first

I'll send the invite in a few minutes

[icy flume]

The dead are locking

[mortal crypt]

does the moves that give you the ability to fly

[tawny vapor]

Wiggle flight

[mortal crypt]

💀

instanty this game uses Unity HDRP

i like the character movement its looks so cool and cute of course

[tawny vapor]

Procedural animations

not only they look cool, but they also have impact on how creatures interact with the environment

[mortal crypt]

oh awesome

[tawny vapor]

Including hitboxes

[mortal crypt]

it reminds me of cs 2 legs animations

must be insane to setup i haven't tried leg procedural animations yet :(

[tawny vapor]

You're talking about from the first-person perspective?

[mortal crypt]

yep

like when looking down at your legs or when noclipping in cs2

[tawny vapor]

Yeah, I love this

[mortal crypt]

you're legs react to the movement

[tawny vapor]

Metro Exodus also did that nicely

In fact, for it was one of the first games where I saw such a feature

Cool stuff

[sleek estuary]

this gives me a game idea

im slowly getting into game development again and trying to make a game

(im thanking jovix seeing him making a lot of progress in his game)

[mortal crypt]

oh amazing

i'm thinking of working on Vertex morphing for fun

[tawny vapor]

[tawny vapor]

What got you interested?

[mortal crypt]

vertex morphing for d class

gore in scpsl but with no gore

[tawny vapor]

Shaped fluids

[dire tusk]

67 MANGOS MANGOS

[eager wadi]

pyro

[sleek estuary]

2d game, would be a cool concept for a game switching between 2d and 3d

[tawny vapor]

👀

This sounds interesting

A camera that would change its perspective when playing or via button request, when you want to

hm

[pseudo sapphire]

cheese

[tawny vapor]

🧀

[lavish hamlet]

I wanted to look at the wiki :(

[quick knot]

Same :(

[lavish hamlet]

I can't bother you about the wiki anymore :(

[amber lintel]

I have the wiki downloaded

I am terran wiki now

[true sky]

@orchid kraken @upper raven russian mozart

[bold jasper]

moz ar

[quick knot]

it's back now

[lavish hamlet]

:D

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-eeffoc-coffee-kirk-sip-gif-4020112974186077286

[amber lintel]

@short elbow do you have goodman, jousan, or terranhawk friended?

[short elbow]

i dont believe so

mods just finished installing

[cinder sapphire]

I understand it but a time and place dude. Come on now. Rule 11/13 dude smh

[amber lintel]

oh yeah btw
if you want to stop the BepInEx console from opening, you want to go to the BepInEx config file (in your config menu it's just labelled BepInEx) and change this setting to false.

[pearl anvil]

hey i just posted a gif

[amber lintel]

wait perperder you're from the UK?

[cinder sapphire]

dont play dumb with me

[pearl anvil]

nah im joking yeah ur right

[fossil oxide]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/jousan/

[pearl anvil]

i wont

[pearl anvil]

i am from… the uk

im sorry

[amber lintel]

I used to respect you. I used to admire you. How could you do this to me?

[short elbow]

my steam name is bunglow if you wanna add me

[amber lintel]

although in seriousness the UK is cool

[cinder sapphire]

in all seriousness you may want to delete that dude

[amber lintel]

this you

[short elbow]

yeah

[amber lintel]

splendidtacular

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-teeth-john-finlay-tiger-king-hartz-iv-gif-16813299

[fossil oxide]

is that a mario 64 map in the background

[amber lintel]

although speaking of it's really strange how all the cool people in this server have just simple names

[short elbow]

no it's from ena dream BBQ

[amber lintel]

"goodman"
"lysol"

etc. etc.

but I'm too lazy to type more

[pearl anvil]

oooh are we adding eachother 👀

[cinder sapphire]

you from the uk

you are not included

[amber lintel]

we're gonna play modded lethal company

[cinder sapphire]

obv

[pearl anvil]

oh right fairs

too late for me

[pearl anvil]

also reasonable

[amber lintel]

2:19 AM

[short elbow]

it's been a while since I've played lethal lol

[pearl anvil]

i got college tomorrow

[amber lintel]

don't worry

[pearl anvil]

need to sleep very soon

[amber lintel]

ha look at this BOOMER

withering on the vine

[pearl anvil]

ITS A DIFFERENT COLLEGE

[short elbow]

omg wait does this have the vr mod

[pearl anvil]

ITS UK COLLEGE

[amber lintel]

granted I go to uni... next year

[pearl anvil]

IM 16

[amber lintel]

yes

[short elbow]

I'm tempted.

[amber lintel]

what the fuck, I'm older than you

zoomer then

[pearl anvil]

cant win

[amber lintel]

how does it feel to be tiktok

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-trolling-trashcan-can-trash-hug-gif-23954121

[amber lintel]

do you enjoy having attention spans of 0.3s

[short elbow]

im gonna play in vr i think one second

[pearl anvil]

its more like 30s

[cinder sapphire]

you would know

you are on tiktok 24/7 I bet

[amber lintel]

kk

[amber lintel]

Don't have it on my phone. No instagram or Twitter either.

[cinder sapphire]

nah you seem like you would

most people here seem like they would

[amber lintel]

Don't got it.

[fossil oxide]

neither do it

[cinder sapphire]

do you believe them

say i or nah

nah

[amber lintel]

@short elbow get rid of the mimics mod as well

forgot to remove that

[cinder sapphire]

nah dont remove it @short elbow

[solar glacier]

I’m going to fih

https://tenor.com/view/fish-kiss-affection-fishkiss-gif-13793354417730565210

[amber lintel]

we were so cooked

[strong dune]

Yellow

[slender inlet]

echo vr was the best of vr games

[unreal shadow]

a shame it was shut down

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[slender inlet]

way to let facebook ruin something

[unreal shadow]

facebook ruins everything

cant even go onto the website anymore

even twitter isint that bad

[fossil oxide]

wtf

is there a way you can delete your facebook account without going through that?

[unreal shadow]

idk

it wont let me onto the site

i go to www.facebook.com

redirected to that page

[amber lintel]

I don't know what I expected

[fossil oxide]

as soon as you get into your account (without sending them a capture of your face ofc) I'd recommend deleting your account
there's no point on having it if it's gonna break basic privacy stuff like that

[fossil oxide]

lmao egg-grenade

[amber lintel]

golf ball

[fossil oxide]

o

[unreal shadow]

the only reason i had an account was because of my quest 2

now its looking like it might be bricked

[fossil oxide]

damn

[unreal shadow]

i dont really care because its really old and already having problems but still

i was wanting to get the quest 3 but idk now

hopefully valve drops the valve index 2 soon

[gaunt talon]

Did they plan that

[unreal shadow]

there have been leaks of it

but nothing official from valve

valve needs a new vr headset if they wanna stay relevant in the vr world

the valve index is good but its old and lacking in a lot of aspects

[warm ravine]

That hoodie looks so ugly

😭

[latent jackal]

Valve never really say anything, they just come out of nowhere and drop something game changing and then go back into the shadows for who knows how many years

[eager wadi]

looks too mediocre tbh

[strong dune]

Update on the MvM Update
September 10, 2025 - TF2 Team

We wanted to thank everyone for all the Workshop submissions. You've given us tons (and we mean WAY more than we expected) of amazing stuff to look through and test.

We don't have a release date for the update yet, but we'll be going through the submissions and working on it. And for those of you interested in the usual seasonal updates? Yup. We're also still working on those.

https://tenor.com/view/kris-deltarune-dance-gangnam-style-gif-23205960

[latent jackal]

Yeah saw that this morning, unusual for them to out right update us on that

[strong dune]

In quotes

[strong dune]

Dude imagine

Australiums…

[unreal shadow]

i saw an engie last night

with a australiam frying pan

it was weird the rest of his outfit was stock

[strong dune]

Recent pan drop yesterday btw

[latent jackal]

I highly doubt they would add more Australiums into the loot pool, but it would give a reason for players to play in the slot machine that is the MvM gamemode

[unreal shadow]

you would think he was free to play until you saw the golden frying pan

the entire team was going crazy

[rapid portal]

how do northwood studios, even get its name "Northwood"

without it being trademarked

[sleek estuary]

dunno

but northwood is trademarked

[spare prawn]

Is it?

[sleek estuary]

yes

northwood studios is not though, its similar to other studios

like uhh

bethesda

[sleek estuary]

northwood studios is more like a division

[spare prawn]

Northwood Studios isn't?
Why do they have the ™️ then?

[near stirrup]

Outsourcing

[sleek estuary]

im not sure exactly how it works but thats all i know

[spare prawn]

Hmm I see

[sleek estuary]

similar to bethesda games, the actual company is bethesda but they have the games section for game development

[near stirrup]

but actual dev structure may be nested under a larger company

[sleek estuary]

thank god we are indie 🙏

[spare prawn]

Quadruple A
Take it or leave it

[near stirrup]

yeah, exactly! Being indie means NW is a smaller team, not part of a big corporation. this gives you more freedom to be creative and make your own decisions.even though the workload is heavy, many think it's better this way

[spare prawn]

I think EA should acquire SCP: SL and then ass a bajillion microtransactions and a battlepass 🤑

[latent jackal]

[near stirrup]

then players would rage-nuke the entire site — because even containment breaches become a paid DLC

[charred root]

[cinder hound]

ea already aquired westwood studios, the people who first made command and conquer

Westwood Studios, Inc. was an American video game developer based in Las Vegas, Nevada. It was founded by Brett Sperry and Louis Castle in 1985 as Brelous Software, but got changed after 2 months into Westwood Associates and was renamed to Westwood Studios when Virgin Games (later Virgin Interactive Entertainment) bought the company in 1992. The company was bought by Electronic Arts alongside Virgin Interactive's North American operations in 1998.[1] In January 2003, it was announced that Westwood, alongside Westwood Pacific (EA Pacific), would be merged into EA Los Angeles. The main studio location closed in March of that year.

[charred root]

Why not SouthWood?

[unreal shadow]

why not north west wood

[lavish hamlet]

SCP: Battle Royal

[visual acorn]

Public transport L

[polar spade]

Today on the train,there was this weird smell. We had to stop at a station and they evacuated the entire train

Not sure what happened

All Ik is i had to take another train to get to where I was going

[visual acorn]

Wtf

Someone was in Taco Bell ig

[stoic epoch]

Help! I host a local server but i can only see the model of first player join to the server and all the player in the server cant see me

BTW footsteps can be heard and armor can be seen

[visual acorn]

Local servers are unsupported and buggy

[sleek estuary]

^

[polar spade]

Hi @stoic epoch
Can you try using a dedicated server?

[stoic epoch]

it hasnt happen before

[polar spade]

CST tends to be very buggy and is unsupported

[stoic epoch]

i gusee i Will try?

[polar spade]

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/1-how-to-create-a-dedicated-server
Try following this guide

[stoic epoch]

thanks bro

[sleek estuary]

the normal and proper way to host a server is using the dedicated server

[visual acorn]

Installing custom client on mobile made experience so much better

Ngl

[stoic epoch]

i Want a free server though

[visual acorn]

It is free

[stoic epoch]

hell yeah

Wait i check it out, I did try this but i give up because i cant override it

[charred root]

I think you could create a tech ticket here #technical-support

[stoic epoch]

thanks, i think i Will try config it first

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 27 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[charred root]

If the guidance could fix your problem that would be nice

[tough tapir]

@glacial nymph

[stoic epoch]

problem solved thanks bro

[tiny tinsel]

No problem bro

[karmic anchor]

Interesting day today

[latent jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370870324479918220/1413976654354714634/emotion_happy.gif

Same as it ever was

[charred root]

Feeling good

[karmic anchor]

Interesting day today

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

Tickling

[tough tapir]

Thursday

[karmic anchor]

Well more accurately yesterday

[unreal shadow]

today is 9/11

[karmic anchor]

Oh thats true

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/afcsafa-ali-safa-gif-26305925

[hoary timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403891747674783927/1415562989615972372/i-made-steamhappy-vector-image-v0-jmmqmwzwk14c1-3034226945.png?ex=68c3a944&is=68c257c4&hm=8e24706b135453f19a46659ede489b4102caf1b2e67c27d4810b1e7d0fe210b5&

[latent jackal]

[orchid kraken]

What a beautiful day of 9/11, hopefully nothing will happen today

[unreal shadow]

its not looking good

[charred root]

Nah don't talk about that here plz

[orchid kraken]

Oke sorry

[karmic anchor]

22.3 years

[orchid kraken]

Is it cuz its political?

[karmic anchor]

What major event?

[orchid kraken]

!rep @charred root unexpected mod

[snow umbra]

Member "@charred root unexpected mod" not found.

[orchid kraken]

Silence thyselves

[karmic anchor]

9/11

[orchid kraken]

!rep @charred root

[snow umbra]

You have just given @charred root a reputation point!

[spare prawn]

I did my physics homework

[karmic anchor]

Are you a physics major?

[charred root]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 33 minutes, 48 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[spare prawn]

No

[charred root]

nah CASSIE

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[latent jackal]

Still a political and sensitive topic that we don't want people to discuss on this server, so please don't talk about it in here

[karmic anchor]

Then that isnt major, I'm sorry

[spare prawn]

Damn

[polar spade]

This is an SL server
For talking about SL

If we’re not discussing SL, what’s the point of this server

[karmic anchor]

Did you know 9/11 became funny on December 29th, 2023 at 11:10PM, according to a widely debated metric

[polar spade]

Not SL related.
Nuke him

[karmic anchor]

Free real-estate for me to use for shitposting

[karmic anchor]

Nuke

[unreal shadow]

well technically this server isint just for talking about sl related content there are channels for that but also channels for unrelated things to scp sl such as the pet pictures channel

[karmic anchor]

Thats sl related

Unfortunately, I am on surface zone

Fuck you Goodman, i win again

[polar spade]

Damn

Well CI spawn

[orchid kraken]

Tbh its to keep chat quiet, look at redline, they allow any topic and its chaos

[karmic anchor]

Im a d boy

[polar spade]

What are you going to do now

[languid radish]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[polar spade]

NTF spawn

[latent jackal]

Rules are rules, you can talk those topics on other servers that allow it

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-ashleigh-smiling-dog-happy-gif-13607269

[polar spade]

And the CI wave was a miniwave

So there’s not enough to kill the NTF

[orchid kraken]

Me when im on "good but also serious staff" competition and my opponent is @latent jackal

[karmic anchor]

Most powerful kind of wave. The NTF stand no chance.

[polar spade]

Dammit

SCPs are camping the escape area and 096 gets you

[karmic anchor]

Literally rule 1

[orchid kraken]

He's saying that so the chat doesnt get chaotic, use common sense

[karmic anchor]

The death of a person is textbook drama

Get over it, its a discord server

[unreal shadow]

private company private server

they can make the rules

[spare prawn]

How to have a terrible time in a discord server
Step 1. Create a politics channel
Step 2. That's it

[unreal shadow]

deal with it

[latent jackal]

!warn @rancid ivy continuing to bring up political topics in a disrespectful manner

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

[karmic anchor]

Your command is long gazz

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879006971003535391/1257981245812506664/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[karmic anchor]

You should try shortening it

Like uh

[unreal shadow]

when i get shot im grabbing dino and putting on the gazz

[karmic anchor]

!warn @latent jackal no giv me candy

See

Thats way better

[polar spade]

!warn @everyone Not SL related

[karmic anchor]

Also give me candy

[latent jackal]

🍬

here ya go

[karmic anchor]

Candy is in sl so it is sl related

[polar spade]

Why is the word short longer than the word long

[karmic anchor]

Bastard I want it in the REAL

[unreal shadow]

i wonder what flavors the scp candies are

[polar spade]

And shorter is even longer than short

[karmic anchor]

Why will nobody appease me? I have godlike power

[latent jackal]

No reals here, sorry mr Miniwave :(

[visual acorn]

shortest

[karmic anchor]

Damn it all i wish I lived in ancient greece

[polar spade]

Dear God, it just gets worse

[spare prawn]

Don't they all say how they taste

[orchid kraken]

!wran @karmic anchor stop

[snow umbra]

@orchid kraken has wranned orhu Reason: stop

[karmic anchor]

They used to sacrifice goats to people like me, fuck

[unreal shadow]

i dont know if they do i just read the buffs they give

i never noticed them saying anything else

[karmic anchor]

I will not be silenced! Woe and pestilence upon ye!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-plauge-gif-20937480

[orchid kraken]

me when i cast a spell of screms and agony

[polar spade]

Pestilence?

[spare prawn]

Bro can't read past the first sentence 😭

[karmic anchor]

Much worse befalls your house this day, knave!

[polar spade]

Joke’s on you, im moving houses

[karmic anchor]

Bend the knee or you will suffer a most gruesome fate

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-16940124723318557081

[spare prawn]

How is he so funky with it

[latent jackal]

A miniwave.

[spare prawn]

The god damn groove doctor over here

[karmic anchor]

Its called a catwalk

[polar spade]

Oh God No

[spare prawn]

It's ok, they're all afk

[karmic anchor]

Never again will you see the sun, buried beneath a mountain of miniwaves

[languid radish]

When youre about to run into gate b but you hear a helicopter pull up:

Its a miniwave

[polar spade]

Goddamn killbox Gate B

[karmic anchor]

Its a miniwave?

[languid radish]

[polar spade]

If you have multiple miniwaves
Doesn't that just dilute the power as it slowly becomes a full wave

[karmic anchor]

Wake up and meet up your princess

Guys

[languid radish]

Honestly everytime i hear a miniwave spawns i piss my pants laughing

[latent jackal]

A full wave?
In this economy?

[polar spade]

Weren't we meant to slay the princess

[languid radish]

What are 5 militants gonna do?

[polar spade]

Oh, wrong game

[karmic anchor]

There are two towers on surface zone right?

[latent jackal]

[languid radish]

4

[polar spade]

Yeah four i think

[karmic anchor]

!wran @polar spade not sl related

[snow umbra]

@karmic anchor has wranned goodman_the_user Reason: not sl related

[karmic anchor]

18/22

Do the math

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/snape-harry-potter-you-dare-use-my-own-spells-against-me-potter-severus-snape-gif-16590981

[tough tapir]

A miniwave? So an @meager slate wave!

[polar spade]

Dude, you have a weird obsession with that date

[latent jackal]

You might be stabbed for that in the future

[karmic anchor]

I dont support transphobic magic, back to the miniwave pile with you

[languid radish]

Can i ask something, this might be patreon exlusive but will the new surface be bigger, smaller or about the same size as the current one?

[polar spade]

The new surface will be new

[latent jackal]

It'll be new

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

Fine keep your secrets

[karmic anchor]

Tell me about it. The US government just won't let anyone have a good day today its so fucking laaaaaame

[polar spade]

I didn't even realise the date today

[spare prawn]

100x bigger, it's an open world game now

[languid radish]

What da-ohhhh righttt

[polar spade]

11/09

[languid radish]

Emergency number day

[karmic anchor]

This has been disproven actually. It'll only be new in the same way like a "good as new" used item on amazon is new

[polar spade]

New surface is actually year old
Hasn't been renovated since 1874 when Site-02 was bulit

[languid radish]

1854?

Goddamn how old is the foundation?

[polar spade]

1874

[languid radish]

What did they used to contain anomalies with muskets?

[polar spade]

Site-02 was built before the Foundation

[somber raptor]

FUCK i missed my alarm

[karmic anchor]

When's the staff giveaway for the hoodie

[polar spade]

Foundation was established in 1901

[karmic anchor]

x3j50

[languid radish]

So what did they used to contain anomalies with muskets and wooden cages?

[polar spade]

There were 13 precusor organisations to the SCP Foundation who established Site-02 originally

[polar spade]

Probably

[languid radish]

[polar spade]

Imagine the revolution when they discover concrete and they could lock up gods of space time in 5x5x5 concrete boxes

[spare prawn]

potato sack for shy guy

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-foundation-concrete-box-god-of-space-time-gif-25502608

[polar spade]

5x5

[karmic anchor]

Thats 25

[languid radish]

They still do that

[latent jackal]

2D box

[polar spade]

4 dimensional being stuck in the 2nd dimension

[karmic anchor]

Do you think they'll make a CI/NTF hoodie? That could go quite hard.

[polar spade]

I think that's just standard military gear

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-thonk-meme-gif-11987870

[spare prawn]

no no, it's made from a high tech space age material called "plastic" now

[latent jackal]

I'd buy a 939 hoodie

[karmic anchor]

Marketing

[languid radish]

Burlap

[polar spade]

True

[karmic anchor]

They could make like a site 02 personnel hoodie

[polar spade]

Is that just a lab coat?

[latent jackal]

Class-D onesie

[karmic anchor]

No like what soma did

[spare prawn]

they should start a firearms manufacturing company and sell the micro hid as merch

[karmic anchor]

Like uh

[languid radish]

Security guard vest

[karmic anchor]

You know how they got the NW uniform, but also the NW hoodie and theyre two different things

Its like that

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

!rusty

@cinder sapphire

[cinder sapphire]

Did you read the faq on being a maid?

[tough tapir]

I'm sure you did

[tough tapir]

But you should read it again

[languid radish]

Theres nothing stronger than family

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[spare prawn]

Can northwood just make site-02 in real life already

[cinder sapphire]

why

[tough tapir]

Better make sure to read that faq

[languid radish]

Sure thing just transfer 50 billion dollars to huberts account and he might think about it

[cinder sapphire]

you need to red it 100 times after your first time reading it

the faq

you may have missed something

[spare prawn]

The NW patreon suspiciously getting 2,500,000,000 new patrons

[cinder sapphire]

L

I saw that

[spare prawn]

I FORGOT TO HIT THE REPLY BUTTON OK?

[cinder sapphire]

I am going to judge you

and make fun of you

ok?

[eager wadi]

[spare prawn]

I can never recover from this

[cinder sapphire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[polar spade]

Time to go to Greenland

[spare prawn]

you know where site-02 is?
guess this labratory wasn't so secret after all...

[karmic anchor]

I will kill greenland

Not the country or the people

The land itself will bleed

You'll see

You'll all see

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/810359676398993449/1252090663781138444/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[karmic anchor]

Hm

[polar spade]

Ngl, I just needed to download the gif

But had to send it somewhere first

[spare prawn]

what is the appropriate rection to a statement like this

[karmic anchor]

To cower in fear and reverence

[spare prawn]

that sounds about right

[karmic anchor]

Past midnight I become Evil John Miniwave

I will not apologize for this

You have been warned

[polar spade]

Evil John Miniwave
"I prefer full waves"

[boreal kernel]

my teammates dont understand clock ray reference and not even this

[upper raven]

Just say left

[boreal kernel]

bruh

this is clock ray method i use

but teammates are slow

[upper raven]

Oh that

I know that since i was 12

[boreal kernel]

ik

my teammates dont

[spare prawn]

if you've never used it before you have to take time to figure it out because you haven't memorized which direction is connected to which number

[upper raven]

12 is upfront
3 is right
6 is below
9 is right

[boreal kernel]

[spare prawn]

dawg, I can read

I'm talking about how if you're not familiarized with it, you can't quickly figure out what someone means

[upper raven]

@boreal kernel buy me day z

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 22 minutes, 6 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[unborn cosmos]

I still haven’t forgiven you for yesterday

[valid silo]

Add me

On steam

I need friends so I can invite you

[glacial nymph]

Oh no .

[tough tapir]

Ring ring

Mita callin

https://tenor.com/view/stare-at-you-hired-mita-miside-stare-gif-13033948160865150232

[spare prawn]

how much are you paying her

[glacial nymph]

I mean I can't complain

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Very true

[small moth]

41

[eager wadi]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

Antik

[tough tapir]

DJ_Khalthan

[eager wadi]

khalt

salt

🧂

[near stirrup]

!rep @charred root

[snow umbra]

You have just given @charred root a reputation point!

[eager raptor]

[upper raven]

What is autocorrect Trynna do

[eager raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/accept-tf2-call-solder-mge-gif-15493589622082641537

Skill Issue

😭

[eager raptor]

[rigid wraith]

hi

[eager raptor]

howdy

[upper raven]

67 @true sky

[eager raptor]

👍

[hearty scaffold]

typical noxpils

protogen...

[orchid kraken]

I am the ultimate overlord

[hearty scaffold]

no way

[orchid kraken]

See me as i am

No longer afraid of anything

[upper raven]

Noxplis infected me...

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-ova-menacing-walking-gif-11938275914413621307

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-ova-menacing-walking-gif-11938275914413621307

[hearty scaffold]

I got it
I got it

[upper raven]

No.... Leave me alone...

[boreal kernel]

Pimple

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[upper raven]

Buy me day z and we will be best duo

[boreal kernel]

[upper raven]

What

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

heads or tails i buy it for you or you buy it yourself

[upper raven]

Tails

[boreal kernel]

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[upper raven]

AY YO

[boreal kernel]

OH

[upper raven]

GIMME THE GAME

RN

[languid radish]

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[languid radish]

Tails again?

[boreal kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-tongue-gif-18357263336141773644

[languid radish]

!coinflip

[snow umbra]

[upper raven]

GIMME

[languid radish]

Hmmmm

[boreal kernel]

im cooked

3 tails

[upper raven]

Im good at gambling

[upper raven]

Gift the game rn

[boreal kernel]

not rn vro

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708789340695953558/1096166712010870874/togif-1-1.gif

[true sky]

66

[upper raven]

@boreal kernel the clock is ticking...

Tick tack tick tack

[boreal kernel]

im goofing around full throttle in mxbikes

[boreal kernel]

ill get it

i got a good lap this time yippe

[upper raven]

Very well

[somber raptor]

Today is the day...

[somber raptor]

Y'all cannot understand the struggle of seeing two letters on someone's license plate and asking yourself "where the fuck are they from"

[somber raptor]

In Italy on license plates they put the two-letter abbreviation of one's province. In Italy there are 109 provinces, some of which share the same starting letters (like Parma, Pavia and Padova) so you never know which one is the right one

[somber raptor]

Like... you have Cagliari, Campobasso, Caserta, Caltanissetta, Catania and Catanzaro...

Their abbreviations? Ca, CB, CE, CL, CT and CZ respectively

Also Lecco (LC) and Lecce (LE)... whoever the fuck made those needs to be slapped

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[glacial nymph]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

I had a dream about snake

It was my pet

[lavish hamlet]

Snake? Like the guy from metal gear rising?

[glacial nymph]

An actual 🐍 lol

In Australia for some reason

Beautiful house

My cat was there too, and crocodile

[somber raptor]

[acoustic moat]

Announcing: SCP: Secret Laboratory x Genshin Impact

[languid radish]

[eager wadi]

Announcing: SCP: Secret Laboratory x Money

[latent jackal]

We already had that

[strange leaf]

this why I don’t like this guy

[livid parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-videogame-ashton-hall-ashton-hall-angry-game-gif-10405350340312903712

[strange leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1415404065961148548/e404caba28db4a078a62d689150620bb.gif

[sullen kiln]

Bruh

[acoustic moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693815803098693632/1415688118870216744/watermark.webp?ex=68c41dcd&is=68c2cc4d&hm=e0509ca934812f96d8c750a1310492a487ecdf9a4d20886e258a174c3bbbc92e&

[strange leaf]

that’s me

[cinder hound]

https://tenor.com/view/we-aint-gonna-take-it-no-more-darryl-weathers-south-park-s21e1-white-people-renovating-houses-gif-20621827

[karmic anchor]

I hate you

I also hate amogus for doing this

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-citlali-gif-11963844310747812981

[karmic anchor]

What this from

[tough tapir]

Genshin

[karmic anchor]

FUCK ITS FUCKING GENSHIN

Grrrrrr

[karmic anchor]

Fucking weebs

[karmic anchor]

Lol

[upper raven]

@rancid dome

got 1.05 on red bull ring now

rb19