general-chat

[midnight swift]

and get shot by the chinese spies in my country

[charred root]

be Arrested at most i think

sry im walking rn

the keyboard

[midnight swift]

I don't think italy extradite people to china

kidnapping tho works

[charred root]

huh?

if your ip are out of china

they dont care

[midnight swift]

but if you see a content like a date that is in a plaza

then i think they do

[charred root]

depends on how u send your data(message etc....

[midnight swift]

Idk i don't wanna test ngl

last thing i need in my life is a chinese spy killing me

for a joke

[charred root]

they wont

[midnight swift]

Ngl the US 100% does that

[charred root]

it costs much and little gain

[midnight swift]

ig

that makes sense

[charred root]

and if u are arrested

[midnight swift]

or else

i get arrested as soon as i stay in china

[charred root]

then mean u most post smth bad and lots ppl saw that

[rancid dome]

Peak visibility:
3 minutes ago vs now:

[midnight swift]

Not that bad

i live in the woods and one day it was silent hill with rain

[rancid dome]

Well, that's the woods lol

[midnight swift]

but the streets

[rancid dome]

This is literally bangkok

[midnight swift]

everything was like that

[charred root]

okay i arrived hotel

[midnight swift]

That is not

good

[charred root]

i hate walking

[midnight swift]

thats probably pollution

[rancid dome]

Very heavy rain all the sudden

[charred root]

fog enabled

[midnight swift]

Acid rain

[charred root]

[rancid dome]

This was like 6 minutes before

[midnight swift]

Ok that is pollution 100%

[charred root]

try press O then

[midnight swift]

the rain is dirty

Rain shouldn't be GRAY

[charred root]

it is?

[midnight swift]

dirty rain should be muddy or gray

[charred root]

ig the reason is that building

[rancid dome]

Nah just bad lighting

[midnight swift]

Oh

[rancid dome]

I didnt open the blinds that much before

[midnight swift]

oh so thats why

lol

[rancid dome]

Now it's more visible

[midnight swift]

its normal rain

crazy

[rancid dome]

Yea ofc lol

Like I said, just heavy rain

[fossil oxide]

is that building a hotel

[rancid dome]

Uhh no

[fossil oxide]

what is it

[rancid dome]

One of the many Engineering major buildings

[fossil oxide]

neat stuff

[rancid dome]

Looks so cool with the vapor

[fossil oxide]

cool trail

[alpine stag]

But did you play the game

[tough tapir]

Vapor plen

[fallow timber]

how the fuck should rain be muddy its water falling from the sky

[unreal shadow]

your going to freak out when you hear about acid rain

[tough tapir]

Mud falling from the sky

[fallow timber]

you know what

i am actually freaking out

[midnight swift]

Acid rains is not the one of films and stuff

[unreal shadow]

its deadly to soil

not to you

[midnight swift]

that means ph is higher and polluted

[midnight swift]

You know that there's something called like particles and dirt gets in the air and by idk cars and other stuff it gets all in one place and combines with the rain

so that makes the rain "dirty"

ngl i thought it was base knowledge

[unreal shadow]

these dont help

[midnight swift]

These make the air just polluted with the risk of acid rain

im not an expert in this but for what my limited knowledge, i know this

[fallow timber]

what i cant freak out about low ph rain just because it doesnt disintegrate me?

[midnight swift]

low means good

[fallow timber]

no

[midnight swift]

high means bad

[fallow timber]

7 means good

anything below that is acidic

anything above is basic

[midnight swift]

oh yea

my bad

[unreal shadow]

might as well be scared of vinegar it would burn you more

[midnight swift]

lol

[fallow timber]

wouldnt you if vinegar was falling from the sky

[midnight swift]

the only thing i hate about dirty rain is just the fact i probably did my hairs and everything and sadly they are dirty

or that i need to clean more the balconies ;(

[fallow timber]

tbf weve never had muddy rain

[midnight swift]

You probably did but never saw

SUPEREME KAI???

wassup bro

[marble shuttle]

Hello there

[unreal shadow]

i would be more scared of it killing all the plants and poisoning the water supply then it actually hurting me

[midnight swift]

yea

[fallow timber]

no!!!

[marble shuttle]

Hey, i want to make a server. Does anybody know what specs should i get for it?

like the minimals

[midnight swift]

honestly it depends on you

[unreal shadow]

you dont host the server on your pc so it dosent matter what your specs are

[midnight swift]

honestly get a server from terabit if you don't know what you are doing

or don't know linux

[marble shuttle]

i want to host a scp sl server, thus why i'm asking here

[fallow timber]

btw i just checked and while acid rain has a low ph, muddy rain does actually have a higher ph than 7 since its alkaline

[marble shuttle]

i am in the process of figuring this out

[midnight swift]

but still dirty hair ;(

[fallow timber]

i never even said that im scared of it hurting me

[midnight swift]

i mean you do know how to use a terminal?

[fallow timber]

well thats true but at least its almost soapy

[midnight swift]

its sad still

[marble shuttle]

commands?

n stuff

[midnight swift]

Linux terminal, ssh

etc

[marble shuttle]

i've only worked with windows command terminal for now but i'm not taking long learning that kinda stuff

[midnight swift]

ig if you don't know about linux then try some game panel host

like terabit etc...

terabit is partner with SL

but i never bought from them so idk how they are in prices and stuff

[marble shuttle]

expensive

[midnight swift]

i usually recommend buying a vps but if you don't know linux it doesn't make sense, its like throwing a child in a lion cage

[marble shuttle]

and i like making pcs and all with them so

[midnight swift]

i mean you aren't paying just for the pc

[marble shuttle]

man, i can learn it easily

[midnight swift]

Thats peak code

[midnight swift]

then go buy a vps ig

[marble shuttle]

ok

[midnight swift]

i just don't know what hosting

you could use

i know eugamehost, hetzner, contabo (it sucks ass) etc...

this are the first one i think

eugamehost is probably one of the cheapest

and its in the UK

for US one idk

[marble shuttle]

brb

[charred root]

@midnight swift nice new pfp

[midnight swift]

ig best try to contact for technical support

[midnight swift]

Thank you :3

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-cute-kitten-kitty-gif-17333554553720053798

[midnight swift]

@past dune are you alive?

P.s When you see this message give support to the guy on top or just write him, this guy really needs technical support lol

or sleeping

[upper raven]

@midnight swift nice new pfp

[midnight swift]

thank you :3

[upper raven]

[midnight swift]

guy is sleeping

so sad

[charred root]

Whats up

oh got it

[midnight swift]

nah alex is the only one i know in technical so i just pinged him

he can help this guy better than me

[charred root]

make him use panel server

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412758873206554768/1412833246827253881/DBB983999D33A074ADD054FFF6261198.gif

[midnight swift]

I reccomended that but too expensive

for him

[midnight swift]

this cat gif goes crazy

[charred root]

then win vps ig

[midnight swift]

Idk if its US or UK/GER one

[charred root]

what are u thinking about

[midnight swift]

Nothing?

im just saying the cat is chilling

[marble shuttle]

back

[midnight swift]

and it goes crazy

[charred root]

i got one more crazy

[midnight swift]

which region are you thinking of buying

Europe / US / ASIA / Oceania

[marble shuttle]

ok, so why do i need howting for a vps but i could get it running straight off my pc

[midnight swift]

you can

but there a bit of complication

[marble shuttle]

I'm from poland so central europe is where i am

[midnight swift]

so ig if you wanna do that contact

[midnight swift]

then you could buy from GER

or from UK

[marble shuttle]

uk is another end of the continent

[marble shuttle]

go on

[midnight swift]

#technical-support

read obv

[lucid sluice]

Is that true that VACANT is a person who has half of NW roles?

(Including studio director)

[midnight swift]

idk

i don't see anyone with that name

[rancid dome]

Yea

VACANT is the real John Northwood

[midnight swift]

We have John Northwood??

[unreal shadow]

yeah

[midnight swift]

i knew about John Exiled

[lucid sluice]

Oh my gosh

[honest arch]

how do i play the old version of scp sl

[rancid dome]

There's always been a John Northwood

[honest arch]

where is the 24/7 server

im tryn aplay it

[midnight swift]

this is not the good discord to ask that

lol

[rancid dome]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[honest arch]

it hosts 24/7?

[unreal shadow]

no

[honest arch]

i thought one does

[midnight swift]

you need to host stuff lol

[rancid dome]

Idk, check it out maybe

[lucid sluice]

Noemi, is that real that VACANT is too omnipotent so we can't know his discord username?

[rancid dome]

Nah

Thats just the name

[lucid sluice]

Gosh

[rancid dome]

Oh, discord username

[lucid sluice]

Yea

[rancid dome]

The guy is always watching

You never know who

[lucid sluice]

The watcher

☠️

Gotcha, thanks

[midnight swift]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-movie-projector-gif-19435282

who is big brother here?

[rancid dome]

VACANT

[midnight swift]

who is this guy

lol

i've never seen him

fr

[rancid dome]

The John John Northwood

The biggest of them all

[midnight swift]

john roblox

john exiled

how do you get the john tag tho

thats something i never understood

[rancid dome]

You dont

The tag choose you

[midnight swift]

lol

my google search rn
"How to get choosen by the John tag"

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 33 minutes, 40 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

Why was I repping people at 5 am

[midnight swift]

because why not

[rancid dome]

Peak STEM activity

[charred root]

Isn't lion?

[rancid dome]

What?

[charred root]

truewhitelion

idk

[rancid dome]

No

?

We're not talking about CM or PR head director

Or any directors

[midnight swift]

honestly the best people i've ever met in this discord are 2 and its x3j and david

both of them deserve a raise

[rancid dome]

David?

[charred root]

david is great

[rancid dome]

Icic

[midnight swift]

David helps ALL of us developers

without him no stupid idea

[rancid dome]

I'm not getting any money :(

[midnight swift]

Sad neither do i

:3

but if you are happy then why not

[rancid dome]

Aight time to dip dmod then

[midnight swift]

honestly i understood after a while, that if you get money and you work with shitty people then its not worth, but if i work for free and im happy

[rancid dome]

I just do what I want lol

[midnight swift]

like 1 year ago i was the same one getting paid a ton

and now im working for free :3

but honestly i prefer to be this way

[rancid dome]

The same one with what or who

[charred root]

yea sometimes ppl only make compare with money

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[rancid dome]

You know I won't do that :)

[gilded timber]

I hope not lol

[rancid dome]

As long as I dont have to stay up 4 nights in a week, I should be good

I hope

[orchid kraken]

Music timing💔

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/zQXvw9QyJHU

[zinc crystal]

How do I be a doctor??

[ancient vine]

[orchid kraken]

@abstract burrow bro was waiting for me to remove furry skin so he could add me💔💔

[orchid kraken]

Just be lucky and pray

Cuz scp give is random

Ur role is always random and class also

[past dune]

Who

[midnight swift]

1221028146246189056

not pinging the guy

[past dune]

@marble shuttle

I don't see any tickets...

They should make a ticket and I or another person will help

[upper geode]

what if peanut was nutpea?

[marble shuttle]

oh, i thought about doing it a bit later because i got my gaming widnow now

can i?

[glacial nymph]

Nox is on drugs

He can't spell his name

Spell "RED"

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 54 minutes until you can give reputation again!

[glacial nymph]

Very red

[orchid kraken]

Ye cuz

This shi was first design

[upper raven]

barotrauma

literally traum

trauma

[past dune]

Up to you

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/have-you-tried-being-festive-being-festive-have-you-tried-killing-yourself-kill-your-self-festive-gif-8739848741656667177

[true sky]

fun game if you got friends only

[true sky]

need a medic in gunnery compartment!

[orchid kraken]

@true sky @upper raven Christian is just 0.5 showers away

[true sky]

2 showers away

[strange niche]

The NT medical doctors when Artie Dolittle joins the crew (free organs)

[simple abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[latent jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044428897439186995/1293077448992358400/c_loak_s_-_1842487311675572335_-_GIF_1.gif

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317762380451

[true sky]

mogger

[strange niche]

I have to admit I thought you said a very different word when I opened up Discord

[true sky]

bro

[strange niche]

Pattern recognition is a bitch

[orchid kraken]

Zombie got mogged by Black mesa ost

[true sky]

dih mesa ost

[upper raven]

what

[near stirrup]

guys, I encountered something really awkward

i played 5K with a friend, and he was even using cheats

the key point is that even with cheats, he still couldn’t win :D

[simple abyss]

isn't 5K a co-op/PVE game?

[charred root]

yea iirc

doesn't make sense

[upper geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356644637791486214/1388176684754145433/car.gif

[tough tapir]

gabagool

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-consuming-stewie-griffin-gif-13913514883224761561

[ancient vine]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-23315393

[upper geode]

evil af

[near stirrup]

@ancient vine you is no is SB?

[ancient vine]

?

[near stirrup]

you why no and me play 5K?

you is no is has not love me le?

[ancient vine]

wtf

[charred root]

wtf u guys talking about

[near stirrup]

i say

he no and me play SCP:5K

so, he affim no love me le

[ancient vine]

Why should I play SCP 5K with you?

[near stirrup]

Because you is my world on best's girl friend :D

[ancient vine]

???

Please do not harass me

[near stirrup]

laugh die me

[upper raven]

hehehe.....

[orchid kraken]

If i ever lose memory

Tell me to play scp 5k Solo

[fallow timber]

oh my god its closed

[orchid kraken]

Playing scp 5k all solo>multiplayer

[tawny vapor]

[near stirrup]

single player is boring, multiplayer is where the real fun's at!

I'm too scared to play alone

[charred root]

cuz scp is a horror game

lol

[orchid kraken]

I prefer solo

Playing solo was confusing but at the end you are fully emerged into the gameplay as if yoh were actually there

[near stirrup]

then you should playing CB

[orchid kraken]

You dont push enemies, you just take cover and hope you dont run out of ammo

[near stirrup]

or MTF mod

[orchid kraken]

Its not even finished

[near stirrup]

soon

[orchid kraken]

After escaping 106, you just walk mindlessly

[near stirrup]

turn on classic mode.

and I remember there's a command to see the ending

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1757200124:f>).

[charred root]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 33 minutes, 14 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

It was classic

[charred root]

Can i receive kind stranger in advance zenlet

[near stirrup]

huh? Isn't there a mode where you can contain SCP-173 and SCP-106 with teammates?

I remember there is a mode where you won't get captured by SCP-106 in the story

[hearty stirrup]

No you gotta do the rep

[hearty stirrup]

Thank you for the gold kind stranger

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-ai-crumble-gif-12883105130714944928

[somber raptor]

Good morning

[gilded marten]

.

[hasty summit]

Chaos Cat

[strange niche]

Caitian Insurgent

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-rotation-frog-rotation-animal-cute-gif-21083465

[tawny vapor]

Bring your cat to a terrorist organisation, day

[charred root]

forg

[orchid kraken]

This will be simpleworld in 2013

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[keen musk]

Heya

[tough tapir]

forgspin

[charred root]

[upper raven]

@past dune going professional now

[somber raptor]

damn

[upper raven]

moutain

[past dune]

Good luck!

Different program ?

[midnight swift]

better already than the surface of sl

[upper raven]

i use seperate programs

One is for making Landscapes, surface

other one (world painter) to finish up the details

[midnight swift]

oh you are using world painter for MC?

[upper raven]

yes

[midnight swift]

so you are using this program to do height map

[upper raven]

just to export and stuff

[midnight swift]

[midnight swift]

ngl smart

less work

[somber raptor]

I don't know man... something tells me the problem is the Wi-Fi Repeater...

[gentle beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-miyabi-parried-get-parried-gif-4568247558718554966

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-happy-miyabi-laugh-laugh-gif-5523255195478659010

[wise peak]

call Mono

[gentle beacon]

Peak

[somber raptor]

tasty

Setting it to display in Kbps is funny

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-star-wars-gif-10270127

UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH

[languid radish]

The wild zangooner appears

👀

[gentle beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829737438964351056/1335477998866141376/attachment.gif

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-soldier-holding-a-cat-gif-26986741

[somber raptor]

This banana peel has been in my room way too long now...

[languid radish]

Bro what the fuck

How longs that been there

[midnight swift]

ew

[somber raptor]

Uhh since the day after my girlfriend left me so that's...

Uh

5 days

[midnight swift]

clean your room

bro

[midnight swift]

5 DAYS???

[languid radish]

Good lord in heaven

[midnight swift]

so you don't clean your room for 5 fucking day

[somber raptor]

I may have forgot about it

[midnight swift]

Bro thats disgusting

[languid radish]

Bro you sound like my brother istg 🙏

He leaves dirty plates, dishes and banana peels in his room all the damn time

[polar spade]

My brother hides food and junk food wrappers under the sofa

We also had a cockroach infestation one time… can’t imagine how

[meager slate]

He's trolling

[somber raptor]

I have a combat food ration in my room

[languid radish]

Yeah thats a real mystery that is

[polar spade]

He has this stupid oodie and he hides food in the pockets

And forgets about it

[languid radish]

Yikes

[polar spade]

Monthly allocation of MRE

[somber raptor]

Should i bring it to school

Imagine during school break i pull out one of these fucking bricks and start eating it

[languid radish]

I mean if you wanna get 5 million diffrent illneses go for it

[somber raptor]

nah trust bro it's safe

it's only 2 years expired

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

I mean im not a doctor but..sure

[dreamy mural]

how much to eat it

[valid elbow]

Lock in

[midnight swift]

Nah

you are nasty

[dreamy mural]

fiber

[valid elbow]

Don’t start harboring trash bro

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/labubu-labubu-doll-labubu-dance-labubu-dancing-human-labubu-gif-1673933536225483975

[valid silo]

Holy shit

Labubu got some moves

[ancient vine]

What is this

[strong dune]

Just look away…

[fossil oxide]

yea

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-cat-tongue-silly-gif-17259024902518245138

[slender inlet]

the average sl player

[neat dove]

we all spending 60 euro on a scp hoodie right

🥹

[cinder sapphire]

no haha

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

!rep 244145431221633025

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

why do you have a table which looks like sawdust on it?

do you have in a workshop or something or do you live out in the garage

[plucky spindle]

brother

what the fuck dude

5 days????

[somber raptor]

that's marble

[cinder sapphire]

that is 90% not marble or it is bad marble

[strange niche]

Rough marble

[cinder sapphire]

marble dust

[cinder sapphire]

do you see the difference? @somber raptor

[tranquil jolt]

fake ass window view

[charred root]

bro got an vertical house

[cinder sapphire]

idrc ..... I am more talking about the table

[charred root]

it is

more like a

conference table

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-cat-tongue-silly-gif-17259024902518245138

[cinder sapphire]

again Idrc .... I am more talking about the material (marble) than what it is

[charred root]

whats wrong with a marble table

[wide fulcrum]

hmmm i wonder why are servers disappearing :D

[charred root]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[charred root]

some service are down

[zinc coyote]

[2025-09-06 12:02:30.737 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - Redis Database seems to be down (CODE 2). If the issue persists, please notify Northwood System Administrators on the #serverhost-chat channel on our Discord server.
[2025-09-06 12:02:38.895 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) Response status code does not indicate success: 525 (<none>).
[2025-09-06 12:02:58.133 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) Response status code does not indicate success: 525 (<none>).
[2025-09-06 12:03:09.727 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) Response status code does not indicate success: 525 (<none>).
[2025-09-06 12:03:29.736 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) The operation was canceled.
[2025-09-06 12:03:38.173 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) Response status code does not indicate success: 525 (<none>).
[2025-09-06 12:03:48.259 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) Response status code does not indicate success: 525 (<none>).
[2025-09-06 12:04:08.258 -03:00] Could not update server data on server list - (LOCAL EXCEPTION) The operation was canceled.

😢

[cinder sapphire]

#general-chat message smh

[charred root]

look at it carefully

literally a marble

xD

different style

[dusty ice]

guys what happened to the official eu servers? they're not appearing for me

[charred root]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[charred root]

some service are down

[charred root]

as this

[polar spade]

What happened to that little tick or cross the status monitor used to embed with

[charred root]

😭

[polar spade]

Guess it was broken by the website update

[charred root]

they killed status

web dev moment

[cinder sapphire]

yes rough marble if it is

marble dust

[dusty ice]

Thanks, thought i got banned for a second cuz i logged off after i accidently killed myself as zombie and thought i got banned lol

oh now i see them ingame

[charred root]

No one wants to play as a zombie xD

[dusty ice]

i like to but only when i get revived after i did basically nothing

[wide fulcrum]

bruh they started to disappear again

[charred root]

auth server is being killed

[ancient vine]

[upper geode]

hm

[languid radish]

This makes me really uncomfortable and i dont know why

Why tf is he tposing

[upper geode]

he knows the cure i think?

[true sky]

Just like father and son

[upper geode]

it's even worse in game. it was glitching out like crazy and staying in that pose too

staying in that place and attached to the floor

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[upper geode]

i was on chaos theory so it's not surprising

the A-Pose 049 sightings

[true sky]

Just like father and step son

[upper geode]

i hope 049's remodel be somewhat look like actual plague doctors in history

[languid radish]

Hes not the stepfather hes the father that stepped up

[upper geode]

more like a kidnapper

[languid radish]

I think it would be cool if he could get a belt and have his bag hang from it

Also it would be peak if he gets an animation for reviving people

[upper geode]

and even has more animations like walking and reviving the zombies

tbh they should remodel the zombies to look like d boi zombies to confuse the team

[fossil oxide]

🙂‍↕️

[true sky]

Reviving those mf with a syringe ✌️ ✌️ ✌️

[upper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-i-understand-it-now-hooper-bball-basketball-gif-15781690835712332686

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744688432420356178/1405956760417734836/snaptik_7538578011113721095_v2.mp4?ex=68bd0f05&is=68bbbd85&hm=fa093f14f2865f969624aec7236ea3498e754e7144acd94b08ab414ae18172c6&

[fossil oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-anti-gravity-lean-smooth-criminal-bad-annie-are-you-ok-gif-9143221095893245678

[upper raven]

Erm

Somebody has 100 bucks

I need for my landscape generation software

Can't go above 1k by 1k resolution on free version

[gaunt talon]

just stay below 1k

[upper raven]

Too small

[cinder sapphire]

oh I totally forgot to do this

semi daily maid ping

!maid

@tough tapir

[charred root]

!maid

[cinder sapphire]

@tough tapir

[charred root]

good job bot

[tough tapir]

TimelessMaid

[cinder sapphire]

innsmouth maid

do my job

learn about the current state of dna nanomachines and put that into my brain

[tough tapir]

your job is formaldehyde fishies

they wait for you

[cinder sapphire]

I dont want to do it

[charred root]

formaldehyde fishies

[tough tapir]

Biochem isn't my field

you're on your own

[cinder sapphire]

.... but I dont want to do it right now

[charred root]

I got an chem competition tmr

💀

You made me remembered that

[cinder sapphire]

what are you doing for the competiton

making some ice cream off of dry ice/ liquid nitrogen

?

(it taste good btw)

[charred root]

ill made for u a formaldehyde fish

[cinder sapphire]

I already dealt with a formaldehyde fish

I had to deborn one

[charred root]

nah u will take that

[cinder sapphire]

and a certain company sent me it covered in it

trying to get out of testing for bacteria (standard)

those mfs

even if that is illegal (Food adulteration)

[cinder sapphire]

so what are you doing for tomorrow

[dim cedar]

Hello, I have a question
If a server can spend money to buy a character created in a server plug-in
For example, it can spend $35 to buy a character with unlimited bullets, wall penetration, unlimited resurrection and super high damage.
Or you can buy a scp939 that can be resurrected indefinitely for $20.
does this violate CSG?

[unreal shadow]

this isint gmod dark rp

or are you asking for someone to make a plugin that does that?

[polar spade]

!csg

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/csg

[unreal shadow]

im confused if your asking can you buy a character like that or are looking for one to be made

[polar spade]

You can read the full CSG verified server agreement here

[cinder sapphire]

I am still waiting @charred root .....

[dim cedar]

No, they are selling it to players. After players buy it, they can play these plug-in character in the server.

[polar spade]

Any server that has P2W to such an extreme likely wouldn’t survive for long

If you don’t like it, it is always most effective to simply avoid that server

[cinder sapphire]

I think they asking if that violates it

the server doing that

[polar spade]

Check the CSG. Im not very well versed in it so I wouldnt know

[upper geode]

feed me surface leaks, im hungry

[tough tapir]

Rip

Chem is my enemy

[cinder sapphire]

chem competitions are fun

take that back

[tough tapir]

Naur

[cinder sapphire]

chem demo are as well

[tough tapir]

Chem bad

[cinder sapphire]

you are bad

[tough tapir]

No I am choot

[cinder sapphire]

no you are a maid

[solar glacier]

Starve

[dim cedar]

I won't touch this server again, but the server publicly insulted me a few days ago and let the novice verbally insult me on a channel of 2000 people.

[polar spade]

Im sorry to hear that. What server was this?

[dim cedar]

Servers from China，the name is“鸽子社区”，You have to search for "合鸟" in the game

[tough tapir]

chinese beaver server

[brave flame]

w

[unreal shadow]

translates to "Pigeon Community"

[dim cedar]

yes

[cinder sapphire]

here have biochem stuff @tough tapir HMGS reaction

[tough tapir]

die

[mortal crypt]

!status

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[cinder sapphire]

what about fatty acids synthesis haha

[unreal shadow]

i feel like im back in high school

[cinder sapphire]

this is not high school stuff

this is univ stuff

[tough tapir]

no idea what any of that means

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[unreal shadow]

well guess waht

[tough tapir]

and I'm ok with it

[unreal shadow]

i learned it in high school

i forgot most of it tho

because i wasent paying attention

[cinder sapphire]

a lot of it you didnt learn haha

[cinder sapphire]

only the basics

[unreal shadow]

still learned about it even if at a basic level

anyway bored the fuck out of me

was not my kind of class

or subject

[cinder sapphire]

you for sure didnt learn this @unreal shadow

[tough tapir]

bro is cleaning his private domicile

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/vanoss-vanoss-g-vanoss-gaming-tank-grand-theft-auto-gif-5046558

[cinder sapphire]

a shame really biochem is fun

[unreal shadow]

for you it is

i like history more

[cinder sapphire]

playing with liquid nitrogen is also fun

[somber raptor]

Hmm...

[cinder sapphire]

history is good but ya biochemistry all the way for me

[somber raptor]

Timeless you play Ace Combat right? What do you think about this

[cinder sapphire]

ya it checks out (dude really likes older ace combats better tho)

[fallow kite]

did the servers die?

[somber raptor]

(It was a contest he let the people vote he didn't fill it out himself)

[cinder sapphire]

ah

ya

[unreal shadow]

everyone has different interests i was never interested in that kind of stuff it bores me but history i love history with a passion i love learning about it love talking about it i love everything about history i mean i got a 98 percent on the constitution test in 8th grade

[fallow kite]

did northwood servers die?

[cinder sapphire]

history of science knowing about science is cool

again I technically love history as well

but science will always top it

for me

[cinder sapphire]

hell I even liked art history even if that was more art than history

[upper raven]

hacks

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[unreal shadow]

i know some history relating to science like how penicillin was created by accident when the dude who made it noticed that a mold was growing on a old petri dish was killing all the bacteria

[cinder sapphire]

hell the transformation from alchemy to science is also very interesting to me

chemistry

[unreal shadow]

is chemistry a science i assume it is

[cinder sapphire]

yes

natural science

psychology is social science

political science is also a social science (criminology is as well)

[cedar matrix]

where can I send a demo of the screen to find out if a person is a cheater or not

[charred root]

gn teammates

[cedar matrix]

where can I send a demo of the screen to find out if a person is a cheater or not

[charred root]

use polairs bot

/report

[unreal shadow]

go here

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

make report

[polar spade]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1388318335883673693

[unreal shadow]

your a ass goodman

[serene coyote]

id:guide

[unreal shadow]

not very GOOD man of you GOOD man

[serene coyote]

i won

[simple abyss]

They can't

[unreal shadow]

you win at being the biggest looser

[cedar matrix]

I can't see

[true sky]

No advertisment dude

[simple abyss]

Non server staff "can't" use Polaris

[serene coyote]

!shot

[polar spade]

Click on the link

Should take you there anyway

[cinder sapphire]

hell Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim (and yes that is his full name) is also interesting. He lay the ground work for medical revolution during the age of enlightenment/ renaissance and what not. @unreal shadow (considered the farther of toxicology)

[charred root]

But there are only 2 ways to report that

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276258098075668543/1330962257991041074/Screenshot_354.gif

[cinder sapphire]

ugh....

[true sky]

Unlucky fella….

[charred root]

All require staff perms

[simple abyss]

If you want to report a cheater, you have to be a staff (or have staff perms), otherwise, playerlist -> Report for cheating

[unreal shadow]

i have not heard of him

i will have to do my research on him

[cinder sapphire]

again there is a lot of history that tends to get overlooked because of various things

[unreal shadow]

human history is very complex its impossible to teach everything

so naturally a lot of things get over looked in favor for the more bigger important people/events

[cinder sapphire]

the only reason why I know about him is because I am in chemistry haha

or biochemistry

[unreal shadow]

makes sense

you know what im curious about the 100 year war between france and england is never taught

but the war of the roses is

try learning this shit

family tree is such a mess

and you gotta memorize it

[cinder sapphire]

"Toledo War" (more like a border conflict) is also never mentioned even if that is still a factor of ohio and michigan hate.

[serene coyote]

i like history

[cinder sapphire]

that is almost never mentioned unless you been to michigan or ohio or in the midwest

haha

[serene coyote]

and i passed all exam in the past with history

[unreal shadow]

i think the falklands war is more well known then that

[cinder sapphire]

ya

it is funny because it def goes outside of sport rivalries at times

[valid silo]

I am goated at this game chat

[upper raven]

Oh wait my nitro expired

[lavish hamlet]

👀

[somber raptor]

Northern Italians when cornmeal + water: 😮

[upper raven]

Its same pic

[somber raptor]

I know

[abstract burrow]

what

i didn't know you had a roblox account until yesterday

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/866044404334329856/988792310592569374/ezgif-3-0cb71bd58d.gif

[abstract burrow]

I just saw a ss of you playing ink game

then i added you

[orchid kraken]

Very good...

[upper geode]

I can already hear them..

The tape recorder

It’s near

[reef aspen]

the way i thought the maze of shelves update was gonna add a new SCP 3008 gamemode 😭

[green verge]

"i am goated"
drifter gameplay

[valid silo]

Buddy

I am goated on billy too

Dw

But like drifter is kind of more fun

[green verge]

i've been 1 tricking doorman

[valid silo]

I used to play billy before drifter dropped

[green verge]

nothing gets more dopamine than kidnapping someone under a walker

[valid silo]

Wanna do something really funny

Have someone like bepop or holliday or billy grap someone and bring them to your walker and ult them there

They are OFFICIALLY cooked

Doesn't mater if they are on full hp

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086365649426710663/1268735533140672522/caption-1-1.gif

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374245165711233034/1406312793866768436/attachment-1.gif

[frozen meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-petting-cat-scp-scp-containment-breach-gif-9727177371314582459

[upbeat tapir]

yall what is new in the uh ubdate

[eager wadi]

burgers

[maiden blaze]

Me watching my ping go to 10,000 (My internet provider sucks)

[true sky]

@orchid kraken there a russians nearby me

translate please

[amber lintel]

how the skin's default pattern looks vs. how mine looks...

[tame sapphire]

What is love…

[somber raptor]

Baby don't hurt me

[tame sapphire]

Don’t hurt me…

[bold jasper]

chat i just bought some powerball tickets

if i win none of you get anything

[tame sapphire]

Bruh

Almost got it

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1413595647596171305/attachment.gif

[eager wadi]

you buy a spongebob decor

[bold jasper]

thats true... i can finally afford one (1) discord decoration

well, after the government takes like, all of it for taxes anyhow.

[true sky]

But skibidi toilet decorztion…

[bold jasper]

who even needs 1.8 billion dollars man

well, that's untaxed but still

[past dune]

Poczta Polska

LMAO

Amazing username

[true sky]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[bold jasper]

dare i ask

[somber raptor]

You ruined it

[tame sapphire]

Yes..?

[tame sapphire]

Fr

[past dune]

Polish Mail

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMc5d_DUJiE

[bold jasper]

i see

[somber raptor]

I should rename myself to Poste Italiane then

[past dune]

ye

[hallow shore]

ARZFXG join me in among us

[upper raven]

Is dis good

[valid silo]

Among us in the big 25

[tame sapphire]

Among us kinda peak still

[past dune]

yup

[valid silo]

Nah

Among us

Is long gone

[true sky]

Its gone among us

[upper raven]

Yay

[lucid sluice]

о

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/wahoo-fast-fast-wahoo-wahoo-fish-fastnfuriousfish-gif-10237539035021484659

[tame sapphire]

[solar glacier]

@glass vortex ready to switch down the opps 🤓

Halloween comin early this year

[solar glacier]

More realistic

[amber lintel]

very funny still

I actually stole that skin from a friend because I thought the total lack of skin was really funny

[solar glacier]

It’s a simple but nice lookin skin

[somber raptor]

This is how i'm gonna be going around on halloween

[true sky]

Looks ai

Idk why….

[true sky]

Calling the cops btw

[tame sapphire]

It doesn’t

[upper raven]

Do u got weapon permit for that

[orchid kraken]

bruh

[true sky]

I always found U

[orchid kraken]

fuckass 2021 grammar

[mortal crypt]

touch grass or play scpsl

both of them are better for you

[orchid kraken]

i have the account since 2021 wym

[mortal crypt]

💀

even worst delete that game

[amber lintel]

15s into hl2

[true sky]

Tell programmer

[gaunt talon]

Why is the vc so full

[amber lintel]

we're leaking lore

x3j is leaking lore

and blood as well

[somber raptor]

It's an airsoft gun 😭

[upper raven]

Still it shoots

[last raven]

SCP secret laboratory: VR edition

[orchid kraken]

When you see your code.. prepare for unforseen
"There's a String causing error"

[solar glacier]

This looks sick

Just needs the tactical gloves

[somber raptor]

Uh

That won't work

I think

[echo path]

My predict: the new surface is release in the 15.0 or 15.1

[somber raptor]

This will tho (JavaScript):

function helloWorld(method) {
  eval(`${method}("Hello World!"`)
}```

[somber raptor]

Yeah i have those but i forgot them

[echo path]

You know MrPeanut (the technician of my SCP:SL server)

[somber raptor]

Note: i would advise against using this code anywhere even for the funny: the raw eval method is very dangerous to use

[echo path]

Is crazy

[echo path]

An italian people in this server, is a dream

[karmic anchor]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[upper raven]

It worked

[somber raptor]

There is no way

It would throw a ReferenceError at the first goddamn line 💀

[eager wadi]

"an italian people"

italian people are props all this time

[somber raptor]

Like from what i see here that's 3 lines and 3 different errors

[somber raptor]

Two ReferenceErrors and a TypeError

[upper raven]

Python things

[somber raptor]

Oh that's python

Aight then

[karmic anchor]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[somber raptor]

This one is funnier tho

[somber raptor]

Because it lets you run the method you input as the argument, with "Hello World!" As the argument

So like helloWorld("console.log") = console.log("Hello World!")

helloWorld("message.reply") = message.reply("Hello World!")

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1757243371:f>).

[nova moth]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-not-trump-trump-reddit-is-down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-gif-6251227148802606140

[somber raptor]

Chaos Insurgent in VC

[charred root]

[upper raven]

I'd join and spam russian and polish insults

[somber raptor]

bro got censored like 096 💀

[fallow kite]

wait what

oh haha

i didnt even see trumps face get blocked

wtf

[somber raptor]

let's play a game

i'll give you the real names of R6 Spetsnaz operators and without you looking them up you have to guess which one is which

[upper raven]

Ok

[somber raptor]

• Maxim Basuda
• Shuhrat Kessikbayev
• Timur Glazkov
• Alexsander Senaviev

[upper raven]

Hm

Tough one

Alexander

[somber raptor]

(Remember the 4 Spetsnaz ops are Glaz, Tachanka, Kapkan and Fuze)

[upper raven]

Ugh

Imma sleep

Bye

[somber raptor]

i'll reveal the answers then 😔

• Maxim Basuda is Kapkan
• Shuhrat Kessikbayev is Fuze (funny one, if you're wondering about the name it's because he's actually Uzbek not Russian)
• Timur Glazkov is Glaz (kinda... obvious)
• Alexsander Senaviev is Tachanka

[somber raptor]

gotta say... some R6 Ops have some really funny names...
Like Glaz's last name being Glazkov (Timur "Glaz" Glazkov") and Ram's first name being Bo-Ram (Bo-Ram "Ram" Choi) genuinely sound like fucking jokes

[somber raptor]

and also Kali's middle name being Kalimohan

[tawny vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166255763635847209/1330870139893321738/250a5082ef4fbeefdeb0ffe39d6895fe.gif

[somber raptor]

btw, quick question, on #advertisements you can advertise anything (within the rules) not just Discord Servers, right?

like... if i wanted to advertise my discord bot once it gets into public beta i could, right? (no paid features are present)

ayo

[worn beacon]

Where can I get clips of players throwing away their last brain cells?

Hello?

Oh nvm

[somber raptor]

crazy fucking reply

[karmic anchor]

Bro

"And then I had a very good idea"

[somber raptor]

brother... 'code that you dont understand or havent personally reviewed' i wrote that mfing code

[forest field]

To be fair, both of those could very well still apply

[lunar siren]

Twinn

[tender jolt]

If you thought Steam going down because of Silksong coming out was bad, imagine what would happen to Steam if Half Life 3 came out.

[charred root]

thx god

finally ended

[amber lintel]

@valid silo wild

[mystic folio]

Some people think it's cool, but I want to get a shotgun

[charred root]

what

don't shoot them plz

[orchid kraken]

the first one in my bloodline to read this sentence

[true sky]

Need those ragdolls in SL

[bold crypt]

imagine you play as scp 049 amd that happened

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112815708879978566/1412969736450347129/914bender.gif

[glacial nymph]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

How solid is your snake?

[bold crypt]

There is a scam going around when somebody asks to paste smth in console, and your acc is hacked

[orchid kraken]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[orchid kraken]

Very solid

[valid silo]

C-casual...

[true sky]

Feras is no Time to speak.. is time to study..

[valid silo]

I just

Came out of school

And like I am awake for 22 hours straight

[true sky]

10:29

[valid silo]

I'm gonna sleep so bad I'm gonna miss the lunar eclipse happening this evening

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-festivity-fans-jolly-fellow-gif-14896547136569473796

[true sky]

22 hours and 41 minutes and 67 secs

[orchid kraken]

67

https://tenor.com/view/nmixx-kyujin-lily-lily-morrow-jang-kyujin-gif-13850376269967033424

[true sky]

cornyball

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 39 minutes, 17 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 38 minutes, 29 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

[summer flame]

I have been up for 6 hours streaming bioshock 2

For the love of god shoot me

https://tenor.com/view/fml-jump-off-bridge-gif-14754841

[strange niche]

Remember that you're not contracted by Kick, you're allowed to take breaks

[tawny vapor]

At least you're not playing Infinite

It could have been worse

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[hardy zealot]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

ty

[charred root]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[charred root]

!rep @hearty stirrup

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